#how is he gonna swallow that

[coneymoth]

awwwwwww look at himmm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE (late)

[macksartblock]

something something four horsemen something

(bonus goof below, courtesy of my friend)

me n the boys hitting up Papa J's

[arttsuka]

What if you draw waddles dressed up in Dipper's lamb costume?

Or

McGucket and Grunkle Stan eating pizza together

Or both?

Ty

No not the lamb costume

[veinsfullofstars]

🪞 Fallen angel... who do you see staring back from the Mirror? 🪞

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Galacta Knight and my personal interpretation of his Mirror World counterpart. GK hovers above facing slightly to our left, his feathery wings spread wide, shaded in lilac and tipped with gilded wing talons, a swallow-like tail visible. He holds his shield forward in his left hand (our right) and his lance to the side in his right (our left), a single magenta eye leering at the viewer through the visor of his mask. A halo of heart spears floats and shines angelically behind his horns. Below him, M!GK hovers in the same pose but flipped horizontally and without the halo. Visually, M!GK has mostly the same features as GK, with his color palette being darker and less saturated (dusty purple body, dark gray armor, gray mask, maroon lance, rose-gold horns and weapons accents). His eyes are not visible in the shadow of his mask, but there are signs of erosion running down the metal surface in rusty orange lines, almost like tear tracks. Instead of feathery wings, M!GK has wings composed of jagged shards of pink crystal, glittering and lit from within by a luminous glow. A few pale feathers can still be seen peeking out from his back. END ID.)

Hey, so... what if... I went a little insane for a minute? What if I just... concepted a character... for the sequel... to an AU... I've told no one about... and haven't even finished writing yet? What if I then... pulled the salt shaker labeled "ANGST" out of the pantry and just... unscrewed the cap all over this poor lad? Oh, and Galacta Knight's here, too, I guess.

Sketch started 02/21/24, render started 03/01/24, finished 03/06/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24. | Kintsugi AU Masterpost

[balleater]

with ludinus arguing that people are So different from the divine that they wouldn't count for predathos, i wonder where that leaves the people like tieflings and aasimar where they literally have aspects of the divine as a part of their being. how far removed does someone have to be from the divine for predathos to suddenly not care about them, especially considering how starved it has been for thousands of years.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:

saiki kusuo

teruhashi kokomi

kaido shun

saiko metori

imu rifuta

nail biters club:

kuboyasu aren

yumehara chiyo

arisu makino

suzumiya hii

nendo riki

aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)

(formerly) kaido shun

(formerly) toritsuka reita

(formerly) akechi touma

normal short nails 🙄:

hairo kineshi

mera chisato

satou hiroshi

toritsuka reita

akechi touma

[camgoloud]

he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

[starry-skies-writes]

Wait do we know why Aaravos killed Aditi yet

Was it just for the chaos?? So that the dragons would fight for the throne??

“I swallowed her”

Knowing he isn’t some sort of dragon and just a huge elf is hilarious and terrifying at the same time??? You mean he actually just picked her up and “nom nom”????

Help???

(I don’t even wanna think about HIS perspective when he did that like… eugh)

OMG ITS GIVING ATTACK ON TITAN 😭😭😭

[alessandramortt]

The thoughts are on a low simmer, but I think I'm finally identifying some of my gripes with the finale, and specially fandoms general response. There's this wide belief that Agatha actually kills witches to feed death bodies in exchange for prolonging Nicky's life a bit more, to keep her busy, but the deal was never transactional. Rio GRANTED her more time, the extra bodies must have just been nice. AND Agatha had been killing before Nicky, and even freshly grief stricken, the first thing that forms in her mind is how to use their song to keep killing. Like, don't steal Agatha's thunder. She can be a fabulous, power hungry witch killer (as is her right!) and love her son selfishly, deeply, truly, at the same time. Her every choice cannot be backed up in some way by this love, she can do both! She contains multitudes! For a show that's so explicit at times, if Agatha really killed to keep him alive, it would've said so. I guess don't neuter her character by trying to ascribe noble motivations to her every flaw or whatever is what I'm saying

[hadesoftheladies]

hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.

[silverlistenstothings]

Anchor of Anger

[nyan-bynary]

WAIT NO NOT A RANDOM TIKTOK EDIT BRINGING MY ATTENTION TO SUGURU AND YUUJI PARALLELS WAIT FUCK

[macksartblock]

Welcome to Mack Hurt His Wrist Earlier This Week and now that it’s feeling better he still refuses to do anything more than rough sketching lol

[torawro]

anyway here’s more proof that laios >>>>>>>

“just having learned that makes me feel, um…..” PLS IDK WHY BUT WHEN HE SAID THIS I COOED 🥺 him trying to find the right words to say he’s so precious to me omg………..or when he has the urge to shout what he’s thinking or feeling to the mountain tops bc he can’t read the room sometimes…..pls im gonna start crying again let me stop this

[ambrosialsyrup]

To Pause

Warning(s): Gender-neutral reader, OOC?, Not proof-read, self-deprecation, suicidal thoughts, thoughts of self-harm. Angst? to fluff. It’s Swallow Bun.

Fandom: The Tale of Food

Summary: Swallow Bun longed for death but now…he wishes to pause for but for a moment and stay by your side. Until the day he can not reach you.

Notes: This man needs a break. And therapy. Preferably both.

Swallow Bun believes you’re wasting your time.

You have plenty of other spirits who’d love to spend time with you. Who’d happily smile and laugh alongside you while playing a game or during a simple conversation. The options given to you were endless..so why do you continue to be with him? To choose him to be the one you spend your time with? He could not offer you a smile or be able to enjoy any games with you without his wings getting in the way. Why…why Master do you look at him so lovingly?

Are you perhaps afraid he’d leave one day?

It’s only natural you’d be. With his wish to part from this world like the autumn leaves to a tree, it’s no wonder you’d be worried enough about him. About his departure. About his death.

Regrettably, Swallow feels like it’s going to take a long time for that day to come. The day when everyone forgets about the dish and the tragedy from which he was born from. Like his wings, it kept him to this world a little longer. Ah…everything would be so much easier, so much less sorrowful if he could just chop them off. They do nothing but bring him attention he doesn’t desire, giving him more time to stay in the world he’s trying to return to.

But..if there’s one thing his wings do right…it’d be giving you joy. Swallow wasn’t sure why you liked his wings so much or why you enjoyed touching them. To him, they were only a burden he was stuck with until his eventual demise. To you, they were a wonder and something you always tried to make easier on him. He doesn’t understand it at all. He doesn’t understand you at all.

And so he decided to finally ask you the question at the hiding spot only he and you knew about. The question that had been on his mind ever since he first met you. Ever since you convinced him to wait for Yizhi’s return to find a way for his wish to be fulfilled.

“Master…why do you care for me? There’s no reason for you too..”

Perhaps he shouldn’t have asked that if the way your eyes widened were any indication. But then you surprised him with what you did next. Hugging him before telling him words he had never heard directed towards him before. It was always monster or a spring god he was not, never such passionate words with such a gentle but determined eyes.

“I love you! That’s why I want you to be happy! To smile!”

You really are full of surprises Master, just like life. Unlike life however…you never made him feel exhausted or pained. Like his existence was necessary in your eyes. To you, he was the one you love. He could feel it now, the red spreading across his face as he covered his face with his hands, hiding himself and you within the embrace of his wings as he closed them around you.

He wasn’t sure how to answer your confession, a very bold confession at that. And now that you were this close to him…Ah..Master, what should he do now? But…as he lowers his hands from his face looking at your eyes, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but lift up slightly. Unnoticeable to many but an old friend and you.

Leaning his head down and placing it on your shoulder, he nodded. A silent acceptance of your bold confession as he slowly wrapped his shaking arms around your waist. Death may not wait for anyone but if..it was possible, he’d like to pause it for just a second..so he could enjoy this moment of peace with you.

[waywardsalt]

bellum x linebeck chapter summary drafts that won those polls:

chapter 8

chapter 14

chapter 20