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how i picture: jason jepson
- this bitch is tall he's like 6'2. he plays football
- really wants to grow a mustache but can't and it's making him cry
- cutest little golden retriever! unless youre a nerd. thumbs down
- skateboards with kyle (canon) and is not good at it but they have fun so
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
#do i have actual legitimate thoughts on how cell phones have altered the fabric of society in both positive and negative ways?#yes.#am i making a dumb joke about rocky horror picture show instead of articulating the complex cultural changes wrought by their ubiquity?#also yes.#in which i say things
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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
#how do I tag this. um.#gravity falls#LMAO?#yes this is why I was looking for that picture#i want a real butch#i want a real bear#fuck I'll say it I want an ACTUAL FEMME
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So that act 2 huh
(original doodle + smth extra under cut)
The gang! "Huh", "wake me up inside by evanescence", "do yuo hav gamez on ur phobne" and "i brought a gun to the rave" anywayy i drew them together
#it has caused irreparable damage to me.#league of legends#vi arcane#zoo wee mama#powder arcane#vi and jinx#arcane#league of lesbians#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#jinx#arcane s2#spoilers arcane#jinx arcane#arcane 2#vi#powder#vander#warwick arcane#vander arcane#isha arcane#Isha#violet arcane#originally wanted to make this a shitty edit but I didn't know how to get pictures of The Gang™ on my phone#i love isha and jinx so much ughh#this season fucked me up so bad already
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Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.
What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.
Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.
#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS.#BE UGLY#HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF#it's who you are#people are often unflattering and it's genuine#anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself#I like to see how I look when I'm not posing#the dragoon diaries
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adrien in my outfit from a few days ago✨ feat. my claws out converse
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#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#my art#adrien agreste#chat noir#marinette dupain cheng#YAAAAY I DREW A PICTURE OF ADRIEN AGRESTE#and i haven’t even finished my homework for tomorrow. wow it feels good to be back#my claws out converse are very real and special to me.#also while i was drawing this i was just realizing that this outfit was not THAT weird of a thing for adrien to wear#and it made me wonder if i need to assess some things about how i choose my wardrobe#adrien and marinette are going to an art festival in these outfits because that is where i went in mine#anyway peace and love<3 this was so fun to draw i need to actually draw again
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#xisumavoid#xisuma#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft mumbo#grian#implied at least lol#i forgot how much I love my xisuma design he was so fun to draw here#not pictured here: xisuma's absolutely unhinged scream immediately after this and grian screeching 'YOU SAID HAVE FAITH' over and over agai
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undine ^__^ !
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios#marcille#chilchuck#my art#STOPP TJHS WAS SPO MUCH HARDER THAN I ANTICIPATED HELPP#idfk how to draw reflections in watyer.bro. and i tried distorting their figures to make it more fluid like#but then it jst looked busted all arnd HAHAHEHAHAHAHA so i said whatever. WHATEVER!@@#i love laios fascination w monsters obv#and so i like 2 picture him peering in2 the undine. yess girl study that thing !#this is holm's undine. btw.friendly little thing
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HIMMMMMMMMM
#he’s always been the symbol of peace but now that he’s not a hero anymore he doesn’t know how to live as a human and not a symbol#and despite that he still lets himself be used until the end#see what I did with the pictures..😈🙏???#he’s so Peter you’re gonna die in that stupid costume from that sound on TikTok#am I reaching here#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#all might#yagi toshinori#toshinori yagi#njk mk#mha#anime#number one hero#all might fans
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how i picture: steph lauter
- you can pry curly haired steph from my cold dead hands
- she's black. okay. she is. oh you want an explanation here how's this . she is
- also chubby/plus size. she just IS okay
- dresses so well but like not . try hard-y just so well and cool i wish i was like her
- 5'3. short gal
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#journal 3#stanford pines#bill cipher#jheselbraum the unswerving#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY#I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time#and then in the 3rd journal#it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm#so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha#I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks#I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop#😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH#he can do whatever he wants ig
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scott smajor
(my minecraft + mcyt tag)
#this is always how i picture him in the escape room videos lmao#very considerate. very demure#mcyt#scott smajor#ethoslab#lizzie ldshadowlady#smajor1995#calocraft#fanart
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wait hang on… i’ve been informed by some close online friends that they heavily curate who they’re following 😢 i follow 317 people and i’ve pared that down heavily (but also i’ve followed like 100 random saw bloggers in the last two months lmao) so now i’m rly curious
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Father Astarion
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#astarion#bg3 astarion#from the same church as father raphael#just a normal priest who definitely wont suck you dry in the confessional booth#drawing bg3 guys as evil priests is not how i picture the end of this year but i am not complaining
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POV: Your estranged brother shows up at your door with a pair of pre-teen twins, wwyd? 🤨
In honor of The Book Of Bill coming out and my friends getting massive Gravity Falls fixations (Which HELLLL YEAHHHH 💥💥💥) I decided I wanted to redraw my first ever Timestuck AU doodle because that AU has my heart and soul and my time traveling loving heart can never truly abandon it 💛
(Also looking back, YIKES my art style was a little funky, thank you Psychonauts for making my art look nicer <333 (this is also your sign to play Psychonauts I guess lol))
Blank versions without the text cause I really like how these came out, I think they’re pretty :]
#to that one person who’s using that timestuck doodle I did of Stan as your Spotify playlist picture; that’s very sweet of you-#but you can use this one now; this one looks a lot nicer I promise 💥#also no matter how many years pass; I will always draw Dipper with a binder; even if its barely noticeable it matters to me <333#gravity falls#timestuck au#gravity falls au#stanley pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#gravity falls Timestuck AU#mullet stan#paranoid ford#cw eye contact#fanart#art#procreate#digital art#procreate art#citricacidart
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