#how ever

[everytangbo]

“During today's spar I tried to keep things interesting, I told him I would be tasting the poison of a foreign stinging bush. Told him about the prolonged pain inflicted by it ‘a guy wiped his ass with it and jumped off a cliff because he couldn't handle the pain anymore’. But not to worry! since he was so confident that I wouldn't be able to hit him. I gave him a scratch! Oops.

He wasn’t worried until his leg started tickling. He was so freaked out about it. He almost cut off his leg! Was that overbreadth? Can’t hold my laugh– That’s just peppercorn, silly! He beat the shit out of me. Still worth it, tho. It's been a while. He’s still mad, but it's because I haven’t stopped laughing since this morning. I’m telling his Senior Brother about it, I know he’ll find it funny.”

[stoportotouch]

weird discovery about my old nanowrimo region;

[astriiformes]

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[loycos]

"You're the only one I have left..."

[technovillain]

i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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[sushiisiu]

puppy instincts kicked in

[hansoeii]

It was affection.

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[styxxsyringe]

ghanaian miku

[beepeircings]

I think I should treat myself and play a game... a game called... turnip boy commits tax fraud...

[0vergrowngraveyard]

i think he does this sometimes

[noodles-and-tea]

“I once knew a girl… Amber…”

“…for me… her name was Maria…”

[evercelle]

i only learn your shape when it's gone too late

[technikki]

being a mario rpgs fan is such a wonderful experience its like man what do you mean youre drawing soul-crushing angst of the funny mustache guys that say wahoo yippee. you are having a joke on me