#how do people do this

[not-tomorrow-satan-blog]

Absolutely. If you don’t bring up a problem that you have with me, I'm going to assume there's not a problem. Don't assume I figured you were angry because you shut a door in a different way than usual. I can not and will not spend my life overanalyzing every move someone makes on the off-chance I did something wrong. That's not a healthy mindset to live in. Plus, with my comprehension of social cues? I genuinely have no idea if something is wrong or not. You slammed a door? Is it windy outside? Are your hands full and you closed it with your foot? I will not pick up what you put down.

[bloodlinesgirly]

Somewhat off limits~Roman Reigns

warnings: smut

word count: 1593

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not proofread

He doesn’t enjoy arguing with you, he doesn’t mean to yell and reprimand you. He knows it’s wrong, but he can’t help but notice the way you make his dick stand everytime he hears your voice. So what else is he supposed to do? You’re off limits to him. You’re Seth Rollins’ sister, his former sheild brother, a man roman respected in the ring and was even friends with outside of it. Roman promised himself you were the one line he would not cross. no matter how tempted.

You’re sitting at a table alone, waiting for your brother who promised he’d go over some ring stuff with you. after a few minutes you finally hear the chair across from you move, “seth you’re late” you mumble before looking up to realize the man sitting across from you is not your brother, but of course, it’s roman reigns “can we just…not do this right now?” you huffed at him, a shocked expression appearing on his face. “i just thought you’d take some constructive criticism” he shrugged at you, leaning back in his chair. “i really don’t wanna hear it.” you groan, knowing his idea of constructive is just telling you how shitty he thought you did. you know you botched the moonsault, you don’t need to hear it from him too. “you know, if you would’ve-“ he starts to speak, leaning forward to rest his elbows on the table. “i said fuck off roman, i don’t want to hear it.” you cut him off, raising your voice a little. “why are you always such a bitch? can’t take some damn pointers without screamin” roman rolls his eyes, his muscles flexing against the black long sleeve he’s wearing. You get up from your seat, preparing to storm off. before you’re even upright his hand is gripping your wrist.

“where do you think your goin?” he huffs a laugh.

“can you leave me alone for 1 fucking day?” your tone was evident, he knows he’s making you angry, but he just can’t stop. roman tugs you closer to him before he speaks.

“actin like i don’t see you posted up around my locker room daily” he laughs, your noses almost touching as he talks. “yeah? maybe im just trynna fuck on jimmy.” you shrug. Roman’s eyes darken at your words, a new anger creeping up inside of him.

“maybe, but i think you just wanna fuck me.” his tone is annoying, the way he cocks his head at you, how close his lips are to yours. it’s all annoying. what’s even more annoying is how right that man is.

you’d give anything for him to finally take you, show you how much he really hates you. you push those thoughts to the side, looking down as you speak. “i guess i could say the same about you.” you gesture to the tent forming in his sweatpants. roman shrugged, “well that’s not fair is it? i bet you’re fuckin drippin f’me” He whispered, his lips almost grazing yours. you wanted to test the waters, push yourself a little closer but he released his grip on your wrist suddenly. just in time as your brother appeared from around the corner. “hey roman!” Seth runs over and gives him a fist bump. They chat for a while, giving you time to escape back to your locker room.

~later that night~

With becky on hiatus you found yourself sharing your hotel room with your brother, his suitcase laid open, pieces of different sets of ring gear thrown about from this morning when he couldn’t decide on one. You were starting to clean around the room when your phone pinged a few feet away from you.

~text photo here~

you feel your heart start to race, “am i seriously doing this right now?” you mutter to yourself. you start looking for something to wear and settle on your favorite matching set with a silk nightgown over top. You throw on some makeup using your phone camera and smooth out your hair with your hands. Seth was in the shower so the bathroom was off limits.

“Seth i’ll be back later tonight” you yell at the bathroom door and hoped he heard you. Taking one last deep breath you leave your room and head down the hall to roman’s, praying no one sees you on your way.

One knock and the door swings open, roman stood there, his muscular frame almost taking up the whole opening. his hair was wet, your eyes followed a droplet down his chest and abs, settling at the band of his sweatpants hanging low on his hips.

“it’s not nice to stare, is it?” his voice brings you out of your trance, you feel your cheeks go red as you look up at him.

“are you gonna let me in or are we gonna stand here all night?” you huff and push through him into the room.

Immediately your backs pressed to the door, one of roman’s hands resting on your throat. He bends down slightly, lips resting on your ear, his soft breaths sending shivers through your body” see this why you’re here…we’re gonna fix that attitude right the fuck now.” you’re breath hitches as he speaks. “why don’t you take this off for me hm?” he pulls at the hem of your nightgown. you hesitate before pulling it over your head, leaving you only in a bra and underwear. “mmm…there we go” he groans. his hands wandering to your ass, squeezing it harshly. you moan at his touch and wrap your arms around his neck. finally his lips crash onto yours, pulling your bottom lip between his teeth. you moan into the kiss allowing his tongue to explore your mouth. roman’s hand cups your pussy over your underwear, fingers wandering over the wet spot he’s created.

“mhmmm that’s what i like to see baby…you gon let me fuck this pussy?” he let out a breathy moan as he spoke. “yyyes…roman..fuck-“ you whimper as he pulls your underwear to the side, running his fingers through your folds. you move your hips against his hand wanting nothing more than his dick inside you, or at least his fingers. he smirks as your hole hungrily sucks in his 2 fingers. your body complying with him completely. “roman please baby…need you so bad” your whines go straight to his dick, painfully hard in his sweats. he curls his fingers inside of you hitting your spot, he grunts as you gush down his wrist. “where’s that attitude now sweetheart? this really all it takes to shut you up?”

“fuck you” your words come out shaky and not at all how you wanted them too.

“oh you’re about to” roman laughs, you whine as his fingers leave your pussy.

roman reaches behind you and unclips the bra you're wearing before laying you down on his bed. the mattress dips as he kneels by your legs, dragging your underwear down your thighs. completely bare in front of him you watch as his eyes travel up and down your body, committing the sight of you laid out for him to memory. you watch as he stands up to get rid of his sweats and boxers. your cunt drips at the sight of his cock. it’s long and the perfect thickness with veins in all the right places. its pretty. roman’s hands sit heavy on your thighs, spreading you open. You sit up on your elbows and watch as he slides his dick along your folds.

“stop teasing” you gasp as his dick presses hard on your clit. finally he presses tip to your hole, you hiss at the stretch. within a couple thrust he sinks completely into you, quite grunts falling from his lips. “ss-so fucking tight” he grabs your legs, the bends of you knees sitting perfectly in his arms. he pulls out almost completely before thrusting back into you. “oh shhit daddy mmm” your moans drive him deeper, thrusting harder into your pussy. the sounds of your wetness and his thighs slapping your ass was loud throughout the room. he’ll definitely have a noise complaint waiting for him. he bends down a little, pressing your thighs almost to your stomach allowing him to hit deeper. your lips clash sloppily, your moans filling his mouth as much as his are filling yours. he slows his movements, thrusting as deep as possible before grinding his dick into you. his abs rutting against you clit sends you over the edge “i’m cumming daddy fuck, i’m cumming…please” roman let’s out a sound almost like a whimper as he feels you clenched around his cock. “mhmmm gon’ make me nut, squeezing me like that” his words come out in heavy breaths, his thrust slow and deep becoming shallow and fast, working himself towards his own high. deep grunts and quiet whimpers fall from his mouth. with one last deep thrust he buries himself inside of you, spilling ropes of hot cum deep in your pussy. you moan as he fills you, brushing a strand of hair from his forehead. he pulls out, watching his and your cum drip from your pussy down to the sheets below.

“you’re brother is gonna kill me.” roman says and you both laugh.

“i should probably get back…i told him i was coming home.” you sigh softly. roman grabs your chin and kisses you tenderly, playfully pulling your bottom lip.

“call and tell him you’re stayin…im not done with you yet.”

[cluster-b-culture-is]

Cluster b culture is wondering how everyone lives "like this" before realizing I am just missing things. I lack what keeps everyone going.

Then its wondering if I can really live like this.

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[turtlepanic]

Umm….so…. Here?

For @villainleoau ‘s dtiys

Also wanna say that i love the fic :)

[etherealspacejelly]

hey guys. um. im gonna influence you, ok? you ready?

here goes

um

cherry coke is better than normal coke

[from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras]

So, let’s say I had a fic that I don’t want to post here because I don’t usually cross the line to fully explicit anything (I consume all kinds of stuff, but in terms of what I actually POST I like to keep it rated R at most.) But there are a few of you who expressed a little interest in it, and I’d share it with you through some other means…what would be the best way to do that? Trust each other with real life email addresses? Make a dummy account, post it there and then point those few people toward it? Something else interesting?

[thatotherman001]

Fae!

Fae the Fox 🦊⭐️

[onlyancunin]

Anyone has any tips how to finish a drawing and fight your inner critic/inner saboteur?

Like no joke I'm scared shitless to finish any drawings I do. I know they're not bad. But I just can't. Like everytime I sit down to draw there's like 50 other things I end up doing.

[basilsfakejordans]

I tried using the select tool on ibis paint x for this lol. I saw people use it. Thought it was easy. It was not easy. But anyways heres fem sunny. Looks a bit whack but whatever its old art and im not willing to fix it.

[vampiric-succulent]

ouaw ep 10:

FROST AND GIDEON????? HERE?????? NOW?????? WITH THAT DIALOGUE????????? IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN??????????????

(Kenku part) “Luckily for us we are not those idiots” (they were in fact those idiots)

Mikey’s physical commitment to the bit in the Ferris Wheel scene when Derek asks the hamster to stop is impressive but worrying— he really slammed his whole face into the table and continued on. Like wow okay

Chaotic Bisexual Gideon (TM) (I feel like this has been cemented since like way before this episode but yet again he blazes his way)

Mace?????? Chill

Love me some Frost and Gricko Being Silly time (referencing many different parts throughout the ep, I just love the two duos of the party)

Do the duos have names????? Like are Kremy and Gideon the Crime Guys or smth? Ik ship is Coalecroux but like

(This is devolving into general rambles and such. I think I will end it here. I have about 45 min left of the episode and if anything shocking happens I will make a devoted note for that. Idrk how to do this exactly so ! )

[shibascrem]

What it feels like to make a comic about your current brainrot while also having no experience in making comics.

[caramel-covered-apples]

today i learned that some people can smell ants so im hosting a poll

please reblog for a bigger pool i need to know asap

[aesthetic-day-dream]

How do people figure out what the hell they want to do in life? Genuinely, nothing sounds interesting to me. I’ve been trying to find a job for months and nothing sounds remotely interesting, I’ve been pondering going back to school but I have no clue what I would study. Like, I wish more than anything we could just chill. Why does everything cost money? I’d really like to go back to school, but I want to have at least some kinda idea of a major but???? I need to have some kind of movie epiphany where the character realizes what they want to do in life cause I’m??? I’ve never felt so stuck in my life.

[emichevy]

It’s so fucking funny to me seeing people make these extremely detailed headcanon/stories about the spider people. Like they will full on dig through every canon comic and deep media to make their stories or assumption/theories more accurate. Like ESSAY worth of writing. And it’s so fucking cool to read it all and ponder it-

And then I’m here with my silly little- “Spider-Man Noir loves Christmas but gets a sensory overload from all the lights and colors”

Just like- give me your brain? So I can at least COMPREHEND that level of thinking?? Please???

[motionsikmerlin]

uhhhhhm yeah first attempt at MS paint art

[juniperhillpatient]

I’m trying so hard to condense this project because I know my average story is way too long to get published as a novel & my default is to tell long stories but I can’t keep condensing it without turning it into telling instead of showing & rushing important parts grr 🥲