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messianicfigure · 20 hours ago
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rock lee dropping his ankle weights was the most impactful moment of my generation with 9/11 as a distant second
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mischievouschan4 · 10 months ago
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15 questions!
Thank you @somethingsteff @to-proudly-go @dark--whisperings for the tags!!!
1. Are you named after anyone?
Not that I know of!
2. When was the last time you cried?
Today. I am the most stereotypical pisces there ever was, I cry at everything haha.
3. Do you have kids?
Only my plant babies🪴I have like 30 lol
4. What sports do you play/ have you played?
I LOVE sports! I do/did swimming, ice-skating, tennis, badminton, volleyball, ultimate frisbee, and skiing :)
5. Do you use sarcasm?
When it's appropriate haha
6. What's the first thing you notice about people?
Probably their smile? I really respond well to people who can outwardly signal that they like me or are engaged in conversation. Not in the sense that people have to smile all the time, but just that when they do it's genuine and heartfelt.
7. What's your eye colour?
Dark brown
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
Definitely team happy endings
9. Any talents?
I love cooking, artsy stuff (like painting, scrapbooking, etc.), and music (I play in a local orchestra and occasionally dabble in ukulele)
10. Where were you born?
California!
11. What are your hobbies?
Listening to audiobooks and hiking (sometimes at the same time)
12. Do you have any pets?
I like to joke that I have partial custody of my ex-roommate's dog because I help watch him so often LOL
13. How tall are you?
5' 10"/ 178cm (I am quite tol for a gorl)
14. Favourite subject in school?
Anything English related - I got straight A+'s in my AP English Literature class senior year of high school 😂
15. Dream job?
Michelin star restaurant food reviewer OR headspa tester
I'm terrible with tags, but no pressure @sanerontheinside @emerald-fire-3510 @thesilverqueenlady
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radellama · 2 years ago
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Tagged by @kanonavi for 15 questions for 15 mutuals! Thanks >:)
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1 - Are you named after anyone?
No...
2 - When was the last time you cried?
Um. A few tears escaping while I hack my lungs out doesn't count, does it? Haha...
I honestly don't remember, I don't really cry that often.
3 - Do you have kids?
Just my ocs :')
4 - Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Yeah, hyperbolic humour is one of my most common kinds of jokes, and that kinda needs sarcasm to work. That's not a bad thing tho
5 - What sports do you play/have played?
.... Wii Sports.
Lmao. Fr, I don't really play sports, never been good at them, hated the environment/culture within pretty much every sports space I've interacted with, and don't care about them to be quite honest. I did ballet when I was younger and had a blast with that, and I enjoy swimming, but definitely not competitively.
6 - What's the first thing you notice about people?
Usually their voice/way of speaking or their vibe/presence, mainly from demeanor and outfit and such...
7 - Eye colour?
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8 - Scary movies or happy endings?
Both? Whatever feels most appropriate for the narrative. I enjoy scary stuff (mainly on the psychological thriller side) and I enjoy happy endings (across most genres)
This doesn't really feel like an evenly balanced either or to me haha
9 - Any special talents?
Professional complainer™ 😎👍
Fr tho, things I've worked hard at, such as my writing or art skills, even video editing and such. I like being creative (and I like being critical LMAO)
10 - Where were you born?
The capital city in one of the states of Australia
11 - What are your hobbies?
Gaming, art, writing, reading, thinking too much about things. Most things creative + gaming.
12 - Do you have any pets?
No, but I am looking after my dad's cats long term for a bit
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13 - How tall are you?
170cm
14 - Favourite subject in school?
Japanese or Studio Arts. Multimedia was mostly good too, and philosophy had it's moments.
15 - Dream job?
Something that can utilise my skills in video/film production without being detrimental to my health or creativity. Also unionised.
That's the vague dream job for now, I got a Bachelor in film and video, I wanna put those skills to use and be a director/writer/AD/editor/whatever... But thinking more long term and in huge hypotheticals, it might be really nice to start my own company and help produce more Aussie entertainment in the future :)
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Tagging @cherrymegablaster @future-dregs @woogly-boogly and whoever else would like to. Can't be assed thinking of 15 haha
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tazmilygray · 9 months ago
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i lost my oldest uncle that morning, he was one of the firefighters who got trapped when the first building collapsed. making 9/11 out to be something to laugh at and quote in a mocking way is not only distasteful but also horribly disrespectful to the people and the family of those who lost their lives that day. like idc how much time has passed it was still a tragedy and the fact that you're laughing at it in this way makes it feel like you're laughing at those who suffered from it too. you never know who may be affected by something as insensitive like this. i don't even know what to say, i just feel hurt man. thought you were better than this.
first of all, before anything else i wanna say im so sorry for your loss, and i wish you and your family peace.
i didn't mean to ignore this message for as long as i did, i had work, and the connection is botched up there, and i didn't want something to happen to this ask (like disappearing unanswered) if i tried to answer while on break. plus, this ask did catch me by a bit of a surprise, so im glad i had time to think about it.
you're right, it was insensitive of me not to realize that just because 9/11 happened before i was born, that doesn't mean there aren't people who still feel the effects of it every day, and that to many, many people, it still hurts, because it was, like you said, a terrible tragedy that still affects people to this day, not just to mourn, but also people who survived with injuries or illness caused by it.
im sorry i hurt you, and possibly others, by my carelessness, and i appreciate you bringing this up to me
i'll do my best to be more mindful of the jokes i make going forward
i plan to remove the tag on the post you're talking about, and tag it appropriately in case any of my followers has 9/11 topics hidden. but i don't intend to delete the post, because i do think it shows that sometimes you gotta do what you can to get your mind off of things going on in the world, even if it seems silly on paper.
i once again would like to apologize for hurting you, and i thank you for your bringing this up to me. have a wonderful evening
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raven-of-domain-kwaad · 3 years ago
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Get to know the blogger
Got tagged by @blitzindite for this one. Thanks Oliver!
I’ll give some no pressure tags to @starknstarwars, @swtorpadawan, @sleepswithvillains, @a-master-procrastinator @palepinkycat and anyone else that sees this and wants to give it a go.
1. Why did you choose your url?
I wanted to make a Star Wars blog and I also wanted to show that I was a big fan of the old pre-mouse EU. So I took my favorite EU character, Tahiri Veila, and played around with her experiences to make my url. During the New Jedi Order book series, Tahiri was experimented on by Yuuzhan Vong and an artificial personality, Riina of Domain Kwaad, was created in her mind. I simply replaced the name Riina with my own internet handle Raven and got Raven of Domain Kwaad.
2. Any sideblogs?
This is technically a sideblog actually.
Main is @the-raven-of-highever which is mainly Dragon Age stuff
I also have @ssv-raven which is a mess of Mass Effect, sci-fi, fantasy and other assorted nonsense
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
I think it was 2014 when I first got onto tumblr
4. Why did you originally start your blog?
Originally I made my main for the Assassin’s Creed fandom. Oh boy was I obsessed with AC. Fell hard in love with the Kenway family and Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor in particular. I was sad when the tumblr fandom just sort of fizzled away and died after being such a fun and big group that I really liked.
5. Why did you choose your icon?
@palepinkycat gave me that incredible piece of my OC Amarra Kine for my birthday and I was immediately head over heels in love with how it looked. I just had to make it my icon so I could always admire it.
Love you Pinky! Thank you so so so much for the gift and all of your amazing artwork for the fandom!
6. Why did you choose your header?
That was another @palepinkycat piece actually and my very first commission. It is of my OC sisters Ryscha and Amarra Kine. They are the main focus of my SWTOR canon so I figured it was appropriate to put them up there as my header.
7. What is your post with the most notes?
This one which I made as a joke after the Echoes of Oblivion trailer came out. Just a silly bit about how Knights and Warriors must be very sick of the Emperor by that point.
8. How many mutuals do you have?
Not a clue. I know I have a number of SWTOR mutuals though
9. How many followers do you have?
115... now excuse me as I go and listen to the song of the same name from CoD Black Ops Zombies lol
10. How many blogs do you follow?
200 but a lot of those haven’t posted in years. Lots of old Assassin’s Creed, Overwatch and trans fem blogs that got lost or just stopped posting after the various fandoms died and the porn ban cracked down on people.
11. Have you ever made a shitpost?
Lol this is tumblr buddy. Of course I have
12. How many times do you use tumblr a day?
Uh... lots. Though in my defense it is my only form of social media. Never had a facebook, twitter or anything else and it is probably going to stay that way.
13. Have you ever fought another blog?
Nope. Is that a thing people do? It sounds exhausting.
14. How do you feel about “need to reblog” posts?
You know how after watching commercials you are filled with the desire to actively avoid the product being advertised? Yeah that is generally what happens to me with those “need to reblog” things. Like buddy I have come to tumblr to unplug from all the atrocities that are happening in the world. You telling me I need to focus on this makes me want to actively ignore it.
15. Do you like tag games?
I do! They are fun and I enjoy reading the answers that other people give.
16. Do you like ask games?
Definitely. I don’t always answer the asks in a timely manner but I do love writing about my OCs
17. Which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?
Not a clue. Got some mutuals that seem to be well established and appreciated members of the SWTOR fandom but no one appears to be tumblr famous.
18. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
Funny story. My partner and I actually met because we were tumblr mutuals. We were both in the Mass Effect fandom and just started DMing each other about our OCs. Started playing Mass Effect 3 online matches together and eventually decided to try out a long distant relationship. It worked and we’ve been living together for five ish years now.
Don’t currently have any crushes on any mutuals but my partner and I are poly so who knows what may happen in the future lol
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sisterspooky1013 · 3 years ago
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Only One Choice, Chapter 12
Read it here on AO3 / Tagging @today-in-fic
Sent: July 15, 1996 9:06am
Subject: This weekend
Hey,
It was good to run into you yesterday. Your sister seems nice. Is she older or younger? I remember you said you had three siblings; where do you fall in there?
Let me know if you can come by this weekend. Priscilla promises to provide a better beverage selection this time. She was unimpressed with my hosting abilities.
Sent: July 15, 1996 10:23am
Subject: RE:This weekend
Hi,
I was surprised to see you in Georgetown again, what brought you by? Not your drug dealer again, I presume (disclaimer to anyone reading this that it’s a joke). I’m the third of four; Missy is two years older than me. Our oldest brother is Bill and little brother is Charlie. Do you have other siblings, aside from the sister you told me about?
As for this weekend, I’m free in the evening on Saturday. I had the thought, though, that it’s perhaps not appropriate for us to be spending time alone at your apartment. Not that I think you have or would behave inappropriately in any way, just for propriety’s sake. Sorry if that seems old fashioned. Maybe we can get dinner? Send my regrets to Priscilla.
Sent: July 15, 1996 4:45pm
Subject: RE:RE:This weekend
Given the later half of your email, it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to admit that I went by that coffee shop hoping to see you there again. So let’s just say it was indeed to pay a visit to my dealer.
Nope, Samantha was my only sibling. Mom and Dad divorced after she disappeared. It was far from a Hallmark movie, but I turned out okay (I think).
Scully, if you don’t trust yourself around me behind closed doors, all you have to do is say so. Jokes aside, I can respect that. I actually have an idea of something we could do that is very public and not at all inappropriate. Will you trust me if I tell you it’s a surprise?
Sent: July 16, 1996 9:36am
Subject: RE:RE:RE:This weekend
I go by that coffee shop most Sundays, sometimes with my sister or mom, sometimes alone. I’m not sure what your dealer’s typical hours of operation are, but I tend to be there around noon. For future reference.
I’m sorry to hear about your parents. I would say you turned out pretty well, but then again I hardly know you.
I will trust you with a mystery public outing so long as you let me know what to dress for and also if there will be food involved. Something you should know about me; if you don’t feed me I turn into a Gremlin.
Sent: July 17, 1996 8:56am
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:This weekend
Hey, sorry I never got back to you yesterday. I won’t bore you with the details, but suffice to say that criminal profilers are not immune to workplace drama.
As luck would have it, my dealer runs a blue light special at 11:30 am on Sundays, so I tend to be in the neighborhood around that time. A stunning coincidence.
I think you know me better than the vast majority of the people I interact with at this point, save for a select few. I’m not sure if that speaks as much to the fact that I like hanging out with you as it does to the fact that I don’t have many friends. My spooky reputation tends to scare people off, but I’m not exactly crying in my cornflakes over it.
I wouldn’t want you to turn into a Gremlin on me, so refreshments will be provided. Wear something you can move in, definitely not a dress or heels (it pains me to say this). Can I pick you up at 5:00?
Sent: July 17,1996 2:31pm
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:This weekend
Workplace drama knows no bounds. I’ve been getting the silent treatment from one of the other pathologists because I questioned whether they’d calibrated the scale before weighing internal organs.
I think you’re overestimating how well I know you, Mulder. I know next to nothing about you, outside your interest in the paranormal and a bit about your childhood.
I’m resisting the urge to ask what you have planned. Why don’t we meet somewhere? If you’re taking me UFO sighting...we better see a UFO is all I’m saying.
Sent: July 18, 1996 9:10am
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:The weekend
I want to make a comment on the fact that weighing internal organs is part of your job description, but I spent an hour today debating whether someone sticking pencils in their victim’s eyes is some kind of Freudian penis envy thing.
You know more about me than you think, Scully. You know I’m a cat person, and that I have terrible taste in beer. Also that I like Radiohead and am not beneath asking a woman out while she’s trying to do her job. I’ll offer you a bonus fact, or more accurately a confession: I didn’t really need to come down to Quantico last week when we had coffee. I just wanted to get coffee with you. Don’t tell my boss.
Now you have to tell me something about yourself. It’s only fair.
If there were any good places to spot UFOs around here, I’d take you in a heartbeat. If you’re ever up for a road trip out west, let me know. Washington State is a hotbed of UFO activity. Plus they have really good coffee.
Can you meet me at the Hoover building? I’ll drive us from there.
Sent: July 18, 1996 1:19pm
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:This weekend
So what was the verdict on the pencil/penis eyeball situation? Fruedian or no?
I’m touched that you’d go so far as insubordination to have coffee with me, however I hope you won’t make a habit of it. Next time you come down here I’ll have to email your boss and ask him if you got permission to come out and play.
Something about me...I like to read a lot. I think I’d say Jane Eyre is my favorite book of all time (not that you asked). I’m also addicted to bubble baths. Actually, reading Jane Eyre IN a bubble bath is pretty much my idea of heaven (ideally with a glass of wine).
I’ve been to Seattle once. Too much rain, though it was very green and pretty. Isn’t that where Bigfoot lives?
I’ll meet you at the Hoover building on Saturday at 5, wearing my very best ball gown and stiletto heels.
Sent: July 19, 1996 8:13am
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:This weekend
No verdict will be reached unless and until we catch the guy and have occasion to ask him if he was using his pencils as...pencils. Profiles are all theory, which can be both interesting and frustrating.
I wouldn’t advise you to contact my AD, he’s kind of a dick. I’ll ask him to write a note excusing me from work next time.
Jane Eyre? I wouldn’t have expected that from you. It’s a very romantic book, and entirely centered around two people who never should have worked as a couple coming together despite numerous obstacles. Is that something you’re into?
You get 95 points for knowing that Bigfoot lives in Washington (you lost 5 for calling him Bigfoot; he’s known as Sasquatch out there). My dream vacation is lurking around the forests of the Pacific Northwest, Squatchin’.
It’s a date.
Sent: July 19, 1996 3:46pm
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:This weekend
Don’t ruin my favorite book by overanalyzing it, Mulder. If you’d like to trash Wuthering Heights, be my guest. I pledge my allegiance to Charlotte.
Your dream vacation sounds like it might end in death from exposure, or perhaps a good old fashioned bear mauling, but who am I to tell you how to spend your paid leave?
See you tomorrow, at 5. And it’s not a date.
Sent: July 19, 1996 6:55pm
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:This weekend
I would always rather be happy than dignified.
(A little Charlotte to arrive to on Monday)
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choicesaprilchallenge2021 · 4 years ago
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Choices April Challenge 2021🌟
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Hiya to everyone💙 How are you doing?
This is Manamee, @monsoonblooms12 and I am super duper excited to announce that I am going to host the April Challenge 2021🎉! April is a month that I hold close to my heart, because not only is it my birthday month🌸, it is one of the most light-hearted months for me in the year💫. I would also like to thank the amazing @lovealexhunt for letting me take the responsibility and for all the help💛
I am really thrilllled to look at all the beautiful creations you make this month🌟, and I hope you have as much fun making them as much as I have looking at them💙. Lots of love and let's get going💙!
🌸𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼:
Every form of work, be it 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒔, 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔, 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔, 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝑬𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔, 𝑨𝒓𝒕 𝑷𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒔, 𝑷𝒐𝒆𝒎𝒔, 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔, 𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔 and more are heartily welcome!
Every and Every Book, New or Old, from Choices and entire Pixelberry Universe are welcome💛
You are not bound to participate daily! You can take part for selected days, for a week or even one day!
Don't forget to list the Day and Prompt for which you are submitting your entry
If your work is NS*W, please label it as such and use appropriate warnings. It would also be appreciated, if the adult content was hidden under the page break.
You can get creative with the prompts! It can be a variation of the word and/or concept. It doesn’t have to be exact or literal. If the word inspires a train of thought that led you to something different, put that in the notes and send it in! Have fun with it! Make them work for you💫!
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓪𝓵 𝓲𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰💫
If you want to participate in a day that has already passed, that is absolutely fine, just note that in your post and I will still reblog it and then edit the masterlist for that day to include our post!
Please tag your works with #choicesaprilchallenge2021 and #cac2021, and don't forget to mention @choicesaprilchallenge2021💛!
Feel free to tag me @monsoonblooms12 in your works💙 (Also, Tumblr tags can get wacky at times so don't hesitate to DM your work to me💫)
🌸𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼:
Day 1: Pranks and Jokes
Day 2: Carpe Diem
Day 3: Teal
Day 4: Egg Hunt
Day 5: Caramel
Day 6: Sonder
Day 7: Beer
Day 8: Diamond
Day 9: The Smell of Rain
Day 10: Horizon
Day 11: Cherry Blossom/Sakura
Day 12: Gifts/Balloons
Day 13: Polaroid
Day 14: Now or Never
Day 15: Solitude
Day 16: Glitter
Day 17: Marine
Day 18: Soft
Day 19: The Game is On!
Day 20: Dimples
Day 21: Library
Day 22: Mother Earth
Day 23: Classic/Classical
Day 24: Frenemies
Day 25: Bliss
Day 26: Spring
Day 27: Mountains
Day 28: Bollywood
Day 29: Sunkissed
Day 30: Bracelets
Once more, really glad to have got this chance and super-duper excited for April🤩
𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮,
𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚎 @monsoonblooms12 💛
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finiteuniverse13 · 4 years ago
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Bravo's Banned List
With the help of @bravo-four-seal-team, @@jayhalsteadfan-2417 and @rebelwrites, we made a list.
A list, posted on various walls throughout the Naval base, the plane and the cage room. About 1/3 of it is typed up, the rest is in hastily written pen. Made by Blackburn to try and corral Bravo. It's doing its best.
Tag: @rebelwrites @chibsytelford @bravo-four-seal-team @velvetcardiganbucky @supervalcsi @abby-splace @itsonautopilot @thegirlwhoisalwayswriting @pinkrockstar19 @softi92 @mrsmarvelous1995 @jayhalsteadfan-2417
Just so you're all aware, this is a 6.5-page document.
0: On the days of Adam and Swanny’s Death, leave the group be to remember them. I will not protect you.
1: Brock Is Not Allowed Coffee. No exceptions.
1.1: Do not leave Metal alone with Brock when Coffee is around.
2: Dick jokes are not required in briefings
3: If a single one of you bastards get between me and my coffee, we will be having issues
5: You made the dog sad; you die.
8: DO NOT GIVE THEM NERF GUNS
9: WHO THE HELL GAVE THEM WATER GUNS
9.1: STICKS DO NOT GIVE THEM STICKS THEY WILL PRETEND THEY ARE GUNS
10: Dirt bikes (don’t ask)
11: ARCHERY IS A BIG NO
12: FISHING. WHY AM I BANNING FISHING
13: Fire. That is all
14: KNIVES. WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM KNIVES?
15: LADDERS (NEVER AGAIN)
16: PLASTIC CUTLERY ONLY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES GIVE THEM METAL CUTLERY
16.1: Scratch that, they stab people with the metal cutlery. Let them suffer the consequences of their actions. They can eat with their hands.
17: MEMES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE MEETING ROOM
18: Horse riding. (METAL IT IS NOT A TACTICAL DISMOUNT ITS CALLED FALLING AND GETTING A CONCUSSION)
19: BOY BANDS (not allowed to be played on the plane)
19.1: GIRL BANDS (for the love of god, they will try and imitate them)
19.2 RAP MUSIC (they think they are the next Eminem and will make your ears bleed)
20: Do not tell Jason he is not allowed to do something. He finds a way to do it
20.1: Apparently Ray will do the exact same without question
21: Do not leave any members of the team with upper brass. (How did you make an Admiral with years of combat CRY!)
22: Clay is under Jason’s protection don’t go after him they will not find your body
22.1: If Clay calls Jason dad just leave it ok
22.2: Actually, check on Jason, he’s been standing staring for the past hour now
23: Hairdryers are banned (HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET YOUR BEARD CAUGHT SONNY)
24: Only Trent is allowed to call Metal by his legal first name. Ensign Williams learnt that one the hard way.
25: Paintball is banned from the base the last time it was extreme and got violent
26: The transformers movies because clay tried to do a stunt it ended badly
27: Thumbtacks apparently
28: Any Marvel movie (Jason you’re not Captain America)
28.1: DC movies are out as well
28.2: Disney Princess movies as well (don’t ask)
30: Do not leave phone unlocked around Sonny, he will not hesitate to change everything
36: DO NOT LET THEM GET SO DRUNK THEY START SINGING. IF I HEAR IN THE NAVY ONE MORE TIME, I WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS
37: IF THERE IS SILENCE DROP EVERYTHING AND START HUNTING AND PANICKING
38: Grenade launchers are not required for every mission Trent
39: WHO GAVE METAL A SWORD
42: Yes, Clay does know an Admiral by name. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
45: If Clay starts angrily ranting in a foreign language, don't worry. He's thinking out loud, not plotting to destroy the base
45.1: If Clay is calmly talking in a foreign language just back away slowly
48: SpongeBob is a Bad Idea because they are way too Annoying and make References (I’m looking at you, Clay)
52: Sharpies. When I find whoever gave me this sharpie tattoo sleeve, there will be hell to pay
56: DO NOT LET CLAY HAVE A GRIMM REAPER OUTFIT! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME HES NEARLY GIVEN SONNY AND TRENT A HEART ATTACK AT 3 AM
57: Red paint. I went to check something at 3 am and Clay was painting a satanic ritual on the floor
58: 3 am checks are a bad idea. (I have seen things, people!)
62: Explosives are to be locked away when not on mission Sonny and Clay will try and play catch with a live homewrecker
62.1: I expected Metal as a Master Chief to know better - he falls under the same rule as Clay and Sonny.
63: Don't wake Clay when he is sleeping back away slowly and leave the room
64: If I'm sleeping, back away and leave the room. Interrupt me if they've broken a rule, or if the base is actively being bombed. If not, I don't care.
65: Have multiple phone chargers or they will disappear and you’re not getting them back
68: If you call Clay anything other than a nickname expect to get punched or stabbed or sniped in the ass when least expected
68.1: Metal will stab you. Please remember he has a shovel and lye in his truck (WHY DO YOU HAVE IT)
68.2: Don't try to take the shovel and lye off of Metal
69: NEVER say the number 69 around them they are all immature children and expect tongue in cheek comments
70: NEVER interrupt Sonny when he is eating breakfast, he is grumpy in the morning
72: If they are all asleep make no sound - YOU WAKE THEM THEY ARE YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE
73: For the love of god, stop giving Clay earth mineral nicknames. This is the third time this week I've watched Sonny empty limestone dust from his pack
75: Do not give them hammers! What is wrong with you people?
79: Do Not talk to Trent unless it’s after 2 coffees
83: For the love of god, don't ask Metal if he ever did nude modelling in art school. He will begin stripping, literally anywhere
91: Cerberus is a good boy and you hurt Brock you die
98: Super Glue (never again)
99: MY COFFEE IS OFF LIMITS WHOEVER PUT SALT IN IT WILL PAY
100: Do not give in to their peer pressure while they are drunk, I will not be doing it again
100.1: WHY AM I HEARING IN THE NAVY AGAIN?!
100.2: Sweet Caroline won't work twice
100.3: WHY ARE YOU SINGING BARBIE
100.4: SONNY, CLAY IS NOT A BARBIE GIRL
103: Don't tell Sonny he looks good in pink because you better believe he will keep wearing it (and probably some girl clothes too) to keep getting compliments
114: I ALREADY WROTE SUPER GLUE WHY DO I NEED TO WRITE IT AGAIN
115: HAIR DYE (Why did you dye Metal and Trent’s hair pink?!)
115.1: Face paint (Sonny, their faces did not need to match their hair)
116: Do NOT touch Clay, Charlie team learnt that, and someone ended up nearly losing a finger. (And it wasn’t because of the dog)
117: If they offer you a drink whilst smirking DO NOT take it
118: Sea shanties – if I hear one more SEA SHANTY while we are FLYING
119: If you hear someone shout incoming, run, it’s not an attack, it is Bravo, someone has done something and they’re coming to tell me
120: Vegemite is not allowed in the base after Jason let Clay eat it
121: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (JASON I DONT CARE IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO ACT LIKE LEO IT WAS A BAD MOVE)
122: Hawaii 5-0, if I hear one more thing about how we should hang people of the rook of buildings I am going to shoot someone
124: Mortal Kombat (Clay was acting like Scorpion for a month)
130: Itching Powder (looking at you Brock)
131: DO NOT TOUCH JASONS TOMATOES - you will get a bamboo cane jammed into your thigh
134: Capes - YOU ARE NOT SUPERMAN CLAY STOP PRETENDING YOU CAN FLY BY JUMPING OFF THE HOOCHES
134.1: Edna Mode said NO CAPES - I EXPECT NO CAPES WORN BY ANYONE ON MY TEAM
138: Laser Tag is fun until someone gets hurt (Sonny and Clay you know what happened)
138.1: Laser Tag! (Ray needed to go to the hospital guys, come on)
143: Basketball. My nose will never be straight again.
144: Bravo and Ice skates don’t mix (the only person good on them is Jason but no other member of Bravo is allowed on the ice again)
144.1: Same goes for rollerblades
145: Ash Spencer is not allowed to be alone with Clay (Jason punched him last time he was on base)
145.1: Do not leave Jason, Metal or Sonny alone with Ash Spenser, it’s going to end up with a murder charge.
146: Clay is Jason’s adopted kid and needs to be supervised when Jason is away
151: SLIME - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GIVE THEM SLIME
152: GLITTER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
153: SCISSORS - Jase cut a chunk of Clay’s hair in the night now the base is a war zone
153.1: DONT FUCK WITH COVERBOY'S HAIR see point 68 for consequences
154: NAIR (why do you even have it?)
156: Call Of Duty (Clay must be supervised when playing it)
157: Do Not leave Clay unattended with Metal (They are both recovering from the ONE CHIP/DEATH CHIP Challenge)
158: Marshmallows (don’t ask)
163: The Hunger Games (are not a good training exercise)
164: The Olympus Has Fallen movies are not allowed to be mentioned in any given time)
173: If you mention the word ice-cream just run, run for your life
176: If I am sleeping STOP THROWING PAPER AT ME
177: Yelling FOR NARNIA is not an appropriate battle cry
178: The Fast And Furious movies (Clay you are not Brian so stop)
182: Nap time is important if their asleep do something else but if you wake them run like hell
190: Any movies about WAR are BANNED (I need a drink to talk about that one)
200 (From Bravo): Blackburn isn't allowed any more paper
200.1 (From Bravo): or pens
200.2: (Blackburn) Handcuffs. They handcuffed me to my desk and wrote that
200.3 (Blackburn): Bravo will not be allowed to tell their Commanding Officer what to do
202: Who keeps giving them superglue? This is the 8th time we are having to unglue Sonny and Clay’s hands
203: Do not let any of them take point on Briefing EVER
205: Are you serious? Paperclips! Do not give them PAPERCLIPS
206: Leaving anyone unattended with fire is a bad idea - I can still smell burning
210: This is Sparta (Jason don't kick people off the roof)
210.1: JASON I SAID NO KICKING PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE OFF THE ROOF
213: Ash Spenser is not allowed on base. DEVGRU heard about what kind of dad he is, and now its kill-on-sight
213.1: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ASH BEING ON BASE
214: Puppy dog eyes because Clay has been using them on anyone to get out of doing paperwork
215: RAY STOP DOING JASONS PAPERWORK
216: GO TO A HOSPITAL IF INJURED, TRENT HAS A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOU LOT
217: THE GLEE CAST SOUNDTRACK IS NOT TO BE USED ON THE BASE
218: DO NOT PUT LION KING ON - they will cry like babies and there’s no consoling them over Mufasa
220: If I have to explain why BRAVO will not be joining teaching GREEN TEAM please see rule 1 and understand from that then ask the Green Team Instructor. (Brock terrified them by running the O Course in 30 minutes, all because someone gave him coffee)
220.1: And yes, that is the on the 50-minute-record O course. The time hasn’t been counted since it involved performance-enhancing substances
221: WHO THE HELL INTRODUCED THEM TO FROZEN
221.1 NO I DONT WANT TO BUILD A BLOODY SNOWMAN
221.2: WE WERE DEPLOYED TO SERBIA YOU BASTARDS
222: Gray’s anatomy (That is all)
227: VAPES - YOU DONT SMOKE AND ARE NOT PUFF THE MAGIC FUCKING DRAGON (clay I’m looking at you)
228: HATS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN BRIEFINGS (Sonny you know what you did)
229: MAGIC MIKE AND MAGIC MIKE XXL (still haunts my dreams)
233: I am begging you can you please BE NICE TO THE FLEET ADMIRAL (it's the 3rd time he's left in tears)
234: Chocolate - just run ok
235: Please stop re-enacting the screen from titanic when we are on a boat (I’m looking at you Brock)
235: PIZZA NIGHT IS A FREE FOR ALL AND IF YOU DONT WANT A BROKEN NOSE JUST BACK AWAY
236: Jokes. JOKES ARE BANNED - IF I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY I WON'T BE HAPPY – NO ITS NOT FINE TO JOKE ABOUT THE FACT YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED CLAY
236.1: STAB WOUNDS ARE NOT ADDITIONAL POCKETS
237: Monopoly got violent last time and Jason got punched
237.1: In fact, any board games turn violent even snakes and ladders
237.2: Board games. Just please stop playing board games
240: Why am I revisiting the nerf guns people? IT WAS A FAMILY BARBECUE! (You lot need to learn to let your kids win!)
241: Brock is banned from Cooking - I do not want food poisoning again
244: WE DO NOT NEED A FLASH MOB EVERY TIME DONT STOP MOVING BY SCLUB 7 COMES ON
246: If they pass out around the fire pit for the love of god move them Clay and Sonny tend to like melting the sole of their boots on the flames even when passed out
251: Plastic cups only (this rule is to stop sonny from smashing them)
254: Why am I needing to revisit Sharpies? They aren’t allowed them, give them Crayola's or crayons
254.1: Scrap that YOU CAN’T EAT THE CRAYONS
256: Clay you are not Spiderman get off the walls
257: WHO GAVE COFFEE TO BROCK!!
257.1: THIS IS RULE ONE ON THE LIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
258: Don't mention Hawaii five 0 just don't
258.1: They will attempt the intro to it, it’s just painful
259: Don't mention Harry Potter because they will all cry over different characters deaths
287: Soup is now banned (Ray. I honestly thought you were the normal one of the team. I am disappointed)
321: If you see Clay and Sonny cuddling just walk away, pretend you didn’t see anything, one of them had a bad day and the other is the only one they will confine in
322: Don't mention the Philippines or India just don't
330: If Metal and Trent are talking, just leave them be. (No one wants to know if Metal is yelling about something stupid Trent did)
331: Popcorn is not allowed on base it ended up in everyone's gear
342: Non-Aerosol Deodorant. (Two of them tried to eat it before realising it wasn't edible)
344: Aerosol Deodorant. (Metal and Sonny used it with lighters. to create a flamethrower)
344.1: Side note LIGHTERS ARE BAD
345: Headphones. DO NOT ASK
346: Rubber bands are not slingshots
FINAL NOTE: FROM BRAVO - BLACKBURN LOVES US REALLY PLEASE IGNORE THE ABOVE LIST ITS ALL LIES
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azems-familiar · 3 years ago
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get to know the blogger
i was tagged for this by @starknstarwars, thank you very much! i am tagging @ipreferfiction @tarrevizsla @darthsassacre @glitter-cronch @reliable-apprentice and anyone else who wants to join!
1) why did you choose your url?
so i've been through a few different urls in the past, but i ended up settling on this one when i switched over to primarily kotor stuff. the canon "revanchist" url is held by an empty blog, so i took the next best available thing. (my previous url was skywalking-across-the-galaxy and it was chosen exclusively for the pun.)
2) any sideblogs?
i made one as a joke to make in-character sith years revan, malak, and jedi exile in universe social media posts with a couple friends about a year ago. i don't actually do anything with it but it Exists.
3) how long have you been on tumblr?
since early 2016, i think my blog's anniversary is in april? oh god that was a lot longer ago than i want to think about.
4) why did you originally start your blog?
because i had just gotten into the doctor who fandom and i wanted to reach a wider audience with fanfiction. i was 16/17 and brand new to fandom as a group experience and ended up on tumblr after discovering that ao3 existed.
5) why did you choose your icon?
my icon and header change from time to time, when i feel like changing things up a bit, but for quite a while now my icon has been this absolutely stunning portrait of my Revan done by my beloved @stellorc, who is a dear friend and an incredible artist. it is the best piece of art i currently have of my Revan and since she's the main character i focus on and write about these days, i figured she should be the centerpiece! also i just love looking at that art.
6) why did you choose your header?
my header is a color-changed gif from the kotor remake teaser trailer done by @tarrevizsla, with a quote that someone stuck on an edit of the early kotor comics to describe Revan going against the Council to join the war, which has always stuck with me as very appropriate. I Just Think It's Neat and also symbolism.
7) what is your post with the most notes?
uhhhh that's hard for me to tell because my blog is old. a tcw art i commissioned in 2018 is pretty big. a few chat posts i made during my sequels era. the HK-47 locket shitpost i made has just over a thousand and is definitely my largest-note kotor/swtor related post!
8) how many mutuals do you have?
unknown and i'm not going through to count all of them. quite a few. my entire discord server (or the people who talk actively at least). hello beloved tor hell friends. (pspspspsps come join tor hell)
9) how many followers do you have?
2014, somehow. not many of them interact with me. a lot are from my doctor who or tcw days.
10) how many blogs do you follow?
2285. i should probably go through and prune that there are a lot of people i don't even know who they are anymore lol.
11) have you ever made a shitpost?
more times than i'd like to admit to, yes. my most popular recent one is definitely this gif:
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12) how many times do you use tumblr a day?
let's just say i'm terminally online.
13) have you ever fought another blog?
yeah. i'm proship and have been known to ship some "problematic" things back in the day. i haven't been as badly involved in discourse but yknow how things go. also i will go to war to defend my friends.
14) how do you feel about "need to reblog" posts?
fuck those. if you say i MUST reblog something i am immediately going to Not Do That just out of spite.
15) do you like tag games?
absolutely, just sometimes i'm slow to respond.
16) do you like ask games?
yes! i love interaction! i crave it! however sometimes i can be bad at responding and then i feel horribly guilty whoops
17) which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?
none who are tumblr famous but i am mutuals with @renesassing my beloved, who is a pretty damn popular artist, so there's that
18) do you have a crush on a mutual?
not particularly no. i mean one of my mutuals (i'm sure no one can guess which one) is my platonic partner and best friend but like. that's it lol
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ivarthebadbitch · 4 years ago
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Strange things can happen
Chapter 17 summary: The real work begins.
Canon divergent, everybody lives, arranged marriage AU after 4x14. Read this chapter on Ao3.
Previous chapters: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16]
On Ao3: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16]
Pairings: Ivar x OC, Ivar vs. basically everyone
Warnings: None
Word count: 1831
Notes: This is it! Thanks to all for the likes, reblogs, comments...every single one is appreciated <3
Tagged: @youbloodymadgenius @heavenly1927 @nukyster-blog @bae-roman @adhdnightmare @danisnotsosecret @punkrocknpearls @istorkyou
CHAPTER 17: Strange things happened
“Well, this is unexpected news,” Ecbert remarked over breakfast to his granddaughter and her husband. “You’re absolutely certain you consummated the marriage?”
Aldreda and Ivar glanced at each other and then looked away, both turning red. Ivar cleared his throat. “You did instruct me, King Ecbert.”
“So I did,” he said. It still seemed rather unlikely. He glanced at Ragnar on the other side of the table, who was rubbing his eyes blearily as Ubbe leaned over to whisper something in his ear. For once, the Northman seemed significantly more hungover than Ecbert after a late night of drinking, discussion, and sundry other activities. Ragnar briefly met his eyes and then slumped down in his seat, tilting his head back. 
“Aldreda,” Ecbert addressed his granddaughter. “Is this true? Lying is a sin.”
“Father…” Aethelwulf complained, gesturing around the table at Aethelred and Alfred, who both were staring very intently at their porridge. “This is hardly an appropriate place to discuss such matters. The children are present.”
Ecbert brushed him aside. “We’re all family here, and besides, the boys will be married eventually and so they should learn now what will be expected of them.” He turned once again to his granddaughter. “Well, Aldreda?”
She blushed and looked away. “It’s true.”
Ecbert considered the pair for a moment, toying idly with his spoon. “Until very recently, neither of you were forthcoming about the status of your marriage. Are we to believe you now? Shall Ragnar Lothbrok and I stake our alliance on your word alone?”
Ivar and Aldreda were quiet, neither daring to even look at each other. Ragnar, though obviously still nursing a severe headache, let out a humorless chuckle and whispered something in Ubbe’s ear. Ubbe snorted in response.
As the silence stretched on, Judith finally cleared her throat. All eyes turned in her direction. “If the marriage has been consummated as they say, it does save the archbishop some paperwork, and the trouble of having to organize a second wedding,” she observed. “No expense was spared for the first wedding, and it would look rather poor to our allies for Aldreda to have to wear the same wedding dress twice in two months.”
“A good point,” Ecbert concurred. “But the validity of Ivar and Aldreda’s marriage should not be subject to doubt. Not in the eyes of our allies nor anyone else.”
“There will only be doubts about the marriage if those of us inside this room allow it,” Aethelwulf argued. He set his spoon down firmly on the table and shook his head. “Judith is correct. Father, your own judgment will be in question if the marriage is disrupted under such circumstances, especially since Aldreda and Ivar both claim it was consummated and they no longer wish to seek an annulment.”
Ecbert looked from Aethelwulf to Judith and back at Aethelwulf again, mildly surprised. It was rare for the two of them to be in agreement. He stirred his porridge thoughtfully, smashing the lumps against the side of the bowl. “I will take your point into consideration,” he said. “However, this matter equally concerns Ragnar, as it affects both of his sons.”
Ragnar, who had quietly been conveying the details of the conversation to Ubbe, finally straightened up with a skeptical expression on his face. Ubbe crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair, staring at his younger brother with raised eyebrows. “Come on, Ivar,” Ubbe said in Norse as Ecbert turned his head and pretended to not understand. “You didn’t really do it. Somehow you convinced her to go along with this.”
Ivar rolled his eyes. “I didn’t convince her of anything.”
Ragnar scoffed. “Oh, something was agreed to,” he said to his sons in his own language. “But I don’t think Ivar was the one doing the convincing.” Having turned his head too quickly, he winced and rubbed his temples, and then lowered his forehead to rest on the table.
“There’s something else,” Aldreda spoke up in the silence that followed. “Ivar misses his home, and I would like to see Kattegat. With your permission, we would like to arrange for both of us to return there with his father and brother, for at least a year or two.”
Aethelwulf looked up sharply. “Aldreda…”
“I want to see the world outside of Wessex, Father,” she explained. She glanced at Ivar with a small smile. “And I will not be alone. This is what both of us want.”
Ecbert studied the conflicted expression on his son’s face—pride and doubt and fear. Just over a month ago, Aethelwulf had objected to his daughter even traveling to Mercia. Kattegat was considerably farther away, and not even a Christian kingdom. But finally, Aethelwulf nodded reluctantly. “One year,” he insisted, looking from his daughter to Ivar. “You have my blessing. I trust you will take care of each other.”
Aldreda beamed at him and turned to look at Ecbert. “Grandfather?” she asked in a small voice.
“Hm.” He looked from Ivar and Aldreda, both with anxious yet hopeful expressions on their faces. It was more than saving the archbishop paperwork or the expense of another wedding on Ecbert’s mind, of course: it had not escaped him that it could be very useful indeed to have one of his own in Kattegat to ensure that the terms of the trade deal were being followed and who could reliably report back on other matters concerning the Northmen. And although Aldreda was young, her word would still hold authority as his granddaughter and representative. Perhaps it was time to put her to the test.
“The marriage will not be annulled,” he said at last. “Indeed, any such suggestion that an annulment had ever been considered will be dismissed as baseless rumor. I will also allow one year to be spent in Kattegat. If my friend and ally Ragnar Lothbrok is satisfied with this resolution, then so am I.”
Ragnar shrugged and fixed his gaze on his son. Some silent communication passed between the two of them. Ragnar looked away first and sighed. “I am satisfied.”
A huge grin spread across Ivar’s face, and Aldreda clapped a hand over her mouth as though she could hardly believe what she was hearing. Around the table, the boys were giggling, Judith and Aethelwulf were looking at each other with surprising warmth, and even the skepticism on Ubbe and Ragnar’s faces was beginning to ease. Ecbert tapped the side of his bowl with his spoon and raised his voice.
“Well, that’s all settled, then,” he concluded. “Everyone, finish your porridge; we have much to make ready.”
Despite his order, nobody else was paying much attention to breakfast at that point, least of all Ivar and Aldreda, who still looked rather dazed by the turn of events. Ecbert shook his head, smiled to himself, and dug back into his porridge: the two didn’t realize it yet, but now the real work was about to begin.
                                                            **
It took several weeks of preparation, but at last, everything that needed arranging had been arranged, Ivar and Aldredea had said their farewells, the carriage was packed to the brim with Aldreda’s trunks, and they were on their way to the coast. With Ubbe and Ragnar going ahead of them on horseback, that left Ivar and Aldreda crammed in together in the carriage and practically sitting on top of each other. 
“Why do you need to bring so many clothes?” Ivar complained as he wiggled around in the seat to try to get more comfortable, pushing her to the side with his body. “We could find you something to wear in Kattegat, you know.”
She pushed him back not very gently and stared at him as though he had just suggested that she travel to Kattegat naked. “They’re my clothes,” she said, sounding absolutely scandalized. “I need them.”
He rolled his eyes. “When I came to England, all I had with me were the clothes I was wearing.”
“Oh, I remember. You and your father were absolutely filthy the first time I saw you. Some of us have higher standards. Besides, I have to look my best when I meet your mother.”
He grinned and took her hand. “She’ll like you,” he said, and then backtracked. From the impression he had gotten from his father and Ubbe, his mother had not taken well to the idea of his marriage. “Well, maybe not right away. But eventually.”
“That’s why I have to make a good first impression,” she replied tartly.
He smiled and looked down at their intertwined hands. None of this still felt entirely real to him—that they were still married, that both of their families had agreed to it, that they were in a carriage headed to the coast and from there, to Kattegat. “What if they figure it out?” he asked quietly. “That we didn’t really...you know. Consummate the marriage.”
She squeezed his hand. “It doesn’t matter that much if they know or don’t know,” she reassured him. “They were willing to go along with it. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be here, would we?”
“I guess not,” he said, still not entirely convinced. 
“The most important thing is that we’ll be together,” she said firmly. “Besides, we will be in Kattegat for an entire year. Who knows what will happen in that much time?”
“It’s enough time to make a pagan out of you,” he joked. “I can teach you how to sacrifice a goat. That would please my mother for sure.”
She smacked his shoulder with her free hand. “I’m sure there must be other ways I can please your mother.”
“Your father tried to make me learn about your bread god,” Ivar complained. “I think this is a fair trade.”
“You had to sit down one time with a priest to learn a prayer, and you didn’t even do that. That’s not the same thing as me sacrificing a goat,” she said dryly.
“Fine, no goats,” he agreed. He looked down, running his thumb along her palm, thinking back to the last time they had been together in a carriage like this. 
Aldreda rested her head on his shoulder. “What are you thinking about?” she asked.
He shrugged. “Just remembering the journey from Mercia back to Wessex,” he said. Aldreda had asked him to tell her about Kattegat. He had thought back then about what it would be like for him to take her to see his home and meet his family, and how impossible that had seemed. And something else had happened as well…
“Oh.” Aldreda blushed and sat up. She was obviously thinking about the same thing.
“You kissed me.”
She turned even redder, but she didn’t let go of his hand. After regarding him for a moment, she asked him shyly, “What if...we did it again?”
He grinned. “I thought you’d never ask.”
So she kissed him and laughed, and to Ivar, her laugh sounded like joy, like hope, like the beginning of something wonderful.
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waiting4inspiration · 4 years ago
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Multiple of 3 Challenge (9k Followers Celebration)
Welcome, one and all, to my 9k Followers Celebration Challenge!! Before we get started, I just want to thank each and every one of you guys for giving me this and for following me and putting my with my shit. I really do appreciate it and I can’t explain to you guys how much this means to me. You guys have always been there when I need someone to talk to and always supporting me with what I want to do and I really can’t say how much it means to me.
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So, moving on now! I thought of doing a writing challenge for you guys to celebrate and might even consider doing something myself because I really like this idea. I was a bit hesitant to do a writing challenge because of the backlash my last one received and I will confess that I do suck at getting to reading the entries, but I promise, I’m going to try my absolute best to change that.
For this challenge, you will chose a prompt containing 3 items that must appear in your story/moodboard.
Please pay careful attention to the rules as they not only help you guys but it also helps me in putting together a masterlist of the amazing works you’ll write! Take a screenshot if it will help you remember.
Rules:
1. You can write or make a moodboard of any any character from the Vikings, Marvel, Witcher, Supernatural, or The Last Kingdom fandoms.
2. It can be fluff, angst, smut, whatever is your niche.
3. Please tag the appropriate tags.
4. Reader inserts, OCs, anything is welcome!
5. No pedophile, homophobia, discrimination of any kind, or any bullshit like that will be allowed (though I doubt that will be a problem, I’m just putting it out there).
6. Please choose only ONE prompt as I think this is quite a difficult challenge and I don’t want you guys to push yourselves too much. And there are only a limited number of prompts.
7. First come, first serve.
8. Tag me in your works and use the tag #multipleof3challenge. I would also prefer if you would send me your works that way I won’t miss it due to Tumblr being reputable of eating up notifications.
9. Send me an ask with your prompt and the character of your choice. You won’t be given the prompt if you reply on this prompt.
10. You don’t have to follow me, but that will be nice😉
11. Please use the read more button.
12. Feel free to ask me anything you don’t understand.
13. Deadline: 30 April
The Prompts:
1. -Ribbons
-A carriage
-Flower petals (@flowers-in-your-hayr w/ ivar)
2. -Ripped books
-Torn dress
-Brown hair full of snowflakes (@pieces-by-me w/ Ivar)
3. -Soft blankets
-Burnt forests
-Blue flowers (@mayday1284 w/ Eskel)
4. -A stolen ring
-Fear of spiders
-A sinister stranger (@mdeonestspawn1996 w/ Loki)
5. -A taxi
- An old enemy
- Valentine’s Day
6. -Identical twins
-A party invitation
-A locked closet (@anekoannie-chan w/ Steve)
7. -A broken wristwatch
-Peppermint
- A hug that goes too far (@blue-like-barnes w/ Bucky)
8. -Aerobics
-A secret diary
-Something unpleasant under the bed (@ozwiena w/ Sihtric)
9. -An ex-boyfriend
-A pair of binoculars
-A good-luck charm
10. -An annoying boss
-A bikini
-A fake illness (@simsadventures w/ Steve)
11. -A horoscope
-Makeup
-A missing thing
12. -A campfire
-A scream
-A small lie that gets bigger and bigger (@lisinfleur w/ Ivar or Hvitserk)
13. -An unopened letter
-An eyelash
-A secret (@saldelys w/ Ivar)
14. -A painting of a mansion
-Memories of childhood
-An emerald green gown (@alicedopey w/ modern!Hvitserk)
15. -Tear stained cheeks
-A locked window
-A midnight sky (@adhdnightmare w/ Athelstan)
16. Something red
-High heels
-A quiet place (@youbloodymadgenius w/ modern!Ivar)
17. -A library
-A secret meeting
-A phrase in Latin (@maggiescarborough w/ Alfred)
18. -A haunted house
-A lost love
-A broken object (@a-mess-of-fandoms w/Ivar)
Tagging a few people: @youbloodymadgenius @yourcoolfriendwithallthecandy @simsadventures @tephi101 @therealcalicali @geekandbooknerd @gearhead66 @fandomfic-galore @lisinfleur @lol-haha-joke @honestsycrets @flowers-in-your-hayr @saldelys @alicedopey @a-mess-of-fandoms @cruelfvkingsummer @inforapound @kneel-begyourpardon @ransoms-sweater-holes
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icemankazansky · 3 years ago
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all the odd numbers for the fic ask meme :D
Hi ILU thanks for playing. Oh man, I should not have done these on my phone.
1. Which of your fics would you keep the basic plot of but rewrite completely?
I honestly don't know. I went through 16 pages of my works looking for ideas, and came up empty. They are what they are.
3. How would you describe your writing style?
Visceral. Super-concentrated. Packs a big punch for a little guy. At least 25% metaphors. At least 5% irreverence and jokes that (probably?) only amuse me.
5. What's a tag you never want to use for your works even when it applies?
I can't think of one.
7. Answered here.
9. Thoughts on cliffhangers.
Rude.
11. Three tropes that are fine but overrated.
All I can think of is tropes that I do not think are fine. Sorry. :/
13. Rate your worldbuilding skills from 1 to 10.
8
15. Answered here.
17. Past or present tense? Why?
Depends. I generally prefer past tense, but present is great for creating a sense of urgency, or anything action-related (including sex.)
19. Answered here.
21. Can you accurately predict how long your fics are going to be? If you can, what's your secret?
I've never tried. The thought has never occurred to me.
23. Dialogue or description? Why is the other one so hard?
By this point, I am actually comfortable with both.
25. Answered here.
27. Do you agree that one shouldn't start a story with a piece of dialogue?
I agree that it's not usually a good choice, but I also think that there are places where it's the right choice. As with all rules, they're right a lot of the time, but they're also made to be broken.
29. What's the hardest thing about writing?
Writing.
31. What was the most difficult fic for you to write (but in the end you made it)?
And 'round his heart one strangling golden hair. (MCU, Wanda/Tony, R)
This was for a challenge, or I never would have written it. The request required me to write a scenario that was much darker than I would have written on my own, especially for the fandom and characters, and it was hard for me to get into the minds of the characters in a state where they would be driven to do these things and be able to justify them. It wasn't bad or wrong; it was just different and difficult for me personally. I just want to qualify this because it was written for a challenge by someone's request, that I didn't resent or dislike writing it, or the prompt itself, just that it was a personal challenge. It came together and the recipient enjoyed the story, and that was my goal.
33. Answered here.
35. Thoughts on writing challenges/contests.
I love them. I have written a great deal of material for challenges, ficswaps, and other events, and not only do I enjoy writing for other people based on their likes and ideas, some years I wouldn't have written anything otherwise. I would strongly encourage anyone, especially writers who are new to fandom, a little bored, or having trouble with inspiration, to sign up for a challenge.
37. Do you research before writing or while you write? Is it fun or boring for you?
Yes. If I'm writing about a setting or subject with which I am unfamiliar, I will do quite a bit of research beforehand, but I always end up looking up additional information while I'm writing. I also sometimes have to stop writing subjects with which I'm more familiar to make sure I'm using an appropriate detail for the setting/time period/what have you, or to check details that come up during the story. It's not really fun but it also doesn't bore me. It's just part of the process.
39. Answered here.
Sorry the answer to so many of these is, "I don't know," but, um, I don't know.
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creativefiend19 · 4 years ago
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Fan Fic Tag Game 2020
Ao3 Name: creativefiend19
Fandoms: The Raven Cycle
1.         Fic that was the hardest to write/you spent the most time on: In One Piece - oof yes, it’s been more difficult than I imagined (mostly thanks to COVID), but so so rewarding
2.         Fic you spent the least time on/easiest to write: the coffeeshop AU a piece of a dream
3.         Longest Fic: In One Piece - it'll be 100k soon! OMG
4.         Shortest Fic: The Greywaren and Magician (just one chapter up, but more to come!)
5.         Fic you were nervous to post: In One Piece (there aren’t many canon-compliant Pynch kinky fics)
6.         How do you choose your titles: by frantically combing through the TRC books for appropriate phrases at the last possible second LOL
7.         Fave Fic you read: SuperBat identity porn! It blew me away - absolutely brilliant! I’m still composing an appropriate comment asdfghjk
all each riddles, when unknown by @susiecarter
8.         Fave Fic you wrote: I know it’s my own work, but I'm in love with Adam and Ronan's intimacy and intensity in In One Piece.
9.         Fave comment: A number of people told me that my fics helped them get through this year. Knowing that my work helped someone somewhere in some way unfucked some of 2020 for me.
10.      Fic you want to rewrite/expand on: Not rewrite, just write - I really want to get to The Greywaren and Magician
11.      Share a bit of your WIP or share a story idea that you’re planning: (under the cut)
This is from the upcoming fic in my Cabeswater Café series, which is the coffee shop fic + Barns date from Ronan’s POV:
Ronan eyed the crates. It did something to him to see Adam carrying The Barns produce.
He also eyed Adam’s biceps under the rolled up sleeves of his white tee, which  highlighted his natural tan. He must be carrying at least 80 lbs. Fuck. Adam’s arms were a marvel of freckles and corded muscle. And his hands were a thing of beauty. 
Ronan tore his mind away from imagining the other places Adam’s freckles might be scattered - and what he’d like those strong hands to do to him - and forced himself to focus on Seph. She’d been waiting patiently for him to acknowledge her, with a faintly amused smile on her face.
“You’ll like Adam,” she’d told him on the phone the previous week. 
She was not wrong.
He liked Adam.
Very much. 
12.      What was your goal for your fics this year? Did you meet it?: 
I had a very clear idea for IOP: Write kinky smut that’s about character development. Make people come for the smut and stay for the story, basically. I think I met that goal. What do you guys think?
13.      What is your goal for your fics next year?: To complete IOP before Mister Impossible (or a preview of it) drops! 
14.      Highlight of your fandom year: Getting gorgeous fanart for IOP - twice! - by one of my absolute favourite fan artists and people @forestgeitart. It’s a dream come true. 
15.      Highlight of your personal year: I was convinced I couldn’t tell a story. I’m one of those people who can be funny, but not when I try to tell a joke, you know? 
But I’ve told 130k words of stories so far, that weren’t all total shite. So, I’m quite chuffed to have picked up a new skill. It’s very Adam Parrish of me. 
Anyone who would like to do this - consider yourself tagged! And @tinyarmedtrex  @hklnvgl @semicolonsandsimiles @toast-the-unknowing @etoilegarden @portiaadams @magicienetreveur if you want to give this a shot.
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questof-truth · 4 years ago
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I was tagged by @qalbtalk to whom I find a sensitive ,deep,empathetic and nature loving person
1. Why did you choose your url?
It states my current need and expectation from this life .Precisely,i want to understand and to explore all dimensions.
2. Any side blog if you have them, name them and why you have them ?
No side blog , once I created a blog but later on I deleted it .
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
Since two years.
4. Do you have a queue tag?
No I don't have .
5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?
To get in touch with some noble thoughts.
6. Why did you choose your icon / pfp?
It takes me back to the past memories which I had spent with my friends just before the start of covid .
7. Why did you choose your header?
It's a stolen property of somebody that I have converted for my own use . Joke apart,bc I like all kinds of things which exist in nature, flowers attract me a lot.
8. What is your posts with most notes?
Its about spirituality, music, nature, human behaviour .
9. How many people do you follow?
Around 736(very soon will unfollow 400 of them)
10. Have you ever made shitpost?
I don't feel such thing ever exist, it's just a overused word which has been brought into fashion by our generation to express their anger,grief,frustrations and miseries. world is full of different people, everybody wants to express themselves. some people find appropriate words to express them, some don't. I have Never posted such kind of thing.
11. How often do you use tumblr?
These days, very frequently.
12. Have you ever had a fight with a blog?
Yes, once I had. But before I could say anything ,I was blocked 😐..... aise maine bhi ladai ki thi ek baar haha..
13. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post?
I observe then contemplate if I find any substance in the content, I reblog.
14. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
Popular ones don't have enough time to answer your questions and asks what I think ,so I always choose those people who are not in the lime light. Of Course I have some friends , luckily all of them are really good by their heart. They are generous, affectionate and noble in their own way. I would like to mention one of my friend with whom I had an interaction very first time just when i started using tumblr : @rosefleurie , a joyful, simple, pure and sensitive human being
15. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
To be honest,During my school days, I never knew what is "crush" , I heard this word but never understood its meaning . When I took admission in University for my graduation , my convent educated friends told me what is exactly crush means...Anyways, yes, I have but would not reveal it. Ab har ek baat nahi batane wala.. 🙂
Tagging: @sillystrikes
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straykats · 5 years ago
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straykits’ masterlist! (old)
hi, this is my older masterlist! thank you for checking out my account/works! 
fluff - f ; angst - a ; mature - m ; if it’s not tagged it probably is fluff bc i write a lot of fluff… or it’s just misc
*personal favs 
2021 masterlist can be found here! miscellaneous musings with anons can be found here.
note: a few (but not many) of my timestamps and fics feature wj. these were written before he left skz, and i have not written him since then. i have tried to leave notes where appropriate for any fics that he plays more than a minor part in.
Bang Chan
note: sentimental was written before wj left skz, and has been left on my masterlist as the story revolves around chan’s feelings about seeing you and woojin together.
barista!chan au 
overworked (a)
chan and a cold fem reader (a, f)
“i think i’m in love with you” / “all i do is drink coffee and say bad words” (f)*
“aren’t we supposed to be working?” / “stop being grumpy, it’s lame.” 
“nobody’s seen you in days” / “if you don’t hug me right now, i think i might fall apart” (a)*
“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “maybe i should start.” 
“can we stay like this forever?” / “you said to be honest stop hitting me!” (f)
love confessions in the studio (f)
sentimental (ft. woojin)
“imagine getting paid for being cute.”
the last time (a, m? implied smut, not explicit)
first time with chan (f? no smut)
hc; chan with a shorter gf
zombie apocalypse au 
to love (fallen angel au)
dancing to random songs in the living room (f)
“I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.” (f)
timestamps: 2:10pm 11:04pm 10:08pm 4:28pm 5:06pm 11:03am* 9:08am 11:32am 7:36pm 3:01pm 8:18am 11:08am 10:12am 10:19pm 4:33pm 3:16pm 11:09pm 8:08pm 10:17pm 9:19pm 11:59pm
Lee Minho
11:11pm (part1) (part2)
“have you always been this beautiful?” / “please just kiss me already” (f)
“please don’t lie to me again… i can’t take it” (a)
“forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.” / “are you hurt?” “no” “then why are there bruises all over your face?” (a)
when the dance assignment isn’t appropriate for school anymore whoops
y/n has the flu but minho’s (kinda) clingy
helping y/n after hospitalisation (tw: eatiing disorder ment)
“we’re not just friends and you fucking know it” / “did you at least think of me, when you were having sex with her?” (just a little mature)
“did you just slap my ass?” “actually, i firmly grasped it.”
“where have you been all my life?” “hiding from you.” (f)
timestamps: 11:17pm 8:57pm 8:17pm 2:12pm 4:02pm 9:42pm 2:11pm 9:58pm 6:22pm* 10:38am 12:17am 10:48pm 11:24pm 8:28pm 4:18pm  9:22pm 9:51pm 11:54pm 12:30am
Seo Changbin
“sleep over? Please?” / “do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?” (f)
“I hate you.” (a)
tsundere!changbin ; “god, you’re so annoying” “then let fo of my hand.” “no??”
9:20pm / happy birthday, changbin (2020)
timestamps: 4:17pm 8:22pm 5:57pm 9:34am
Hwang Hyunjin
“please don’t cry” / “why are you awake right now?” (a)*
“can we stay like this forever?” / “i missed you so much.” (f)
idol!reader meeting hyunjin backstage
a night out after days of arguing (a, f?)
guardian angel // alternative ending (fake dating au, f?, a // f????)
coming out to bestfriend!hyunjin
“Why are you crying?” / “Tell me what’s wrong.” / “Come cuddle.”
“Stay here tonight.” / “You have no idea how much i want you right now.” / “Kiss me.”
“i really want to kiss you right now” *
“alright daddy long legs, next joke please.”
“The moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” (a, f?)
timestamps: 2:15am 9:24am 11:08pm 5:23pm 3:19pm 9:53am 7:25am 2:39am 2:57pm 4:15am 10:19pm 3:11pm 5:06pm 6:44pm 6:59pm 10:34pm 3:37pm 9:17pm 6:56am 7:35pm 11:01pm 7:49pm 6:28pm 10:09pm
Han Jisung
fem reader’s birthday (a, f)
“is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” / “am i your lockscreen?” “you weren’t supposed to see that.” (f)
reader has bad eyesight and forgot her glasses oopsies (f?)
coming to your room after a tiresome concert (f)
hc; jisung with a shorter gf
timestamps: 3:26pm 2:51am 11:28pm 9:52am 8:19am 1:43am 7:23pm 11:44pm 10:53pm 1:10pm 11:39pm* 11:23am*  12:32pm  3:13am 10:39pm
Lee Felix
“is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” (f)
long distance relationship (f)
angsty birthday fic which tbh features his bday more than revolves around it
“I’ve been falling in love with you since the first day we met.”
vampire!reader feeding on felix
timestamps: 5:57pm 6:39am 1:23pm 10:37am 4:20pm 12:12pm 2:02pm
Kim Seungmin
a winter date (f)
this isn’t out of sympathy, not anymore (enemies to (questionable) lovers)
timestamps: 6:57am 3:58pm 11:46am 2:17am 9:47am 11:09pm
Yang Jeongin 
“go with me?” “only if you hold my hand” (f)
movie date! Love is an open door, indeed (f)
happy birthday, jeongin (f)
timestamps: 8:24am  11:19pm 5:34pm 11:03pm 12:02pm 11:02pm
Evening Star
a royal/fantasy/magic kind of au in the writings!!
bang chan x reader ; lee minho x reader
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eyanril · 4 years ago
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First (and Last) Lines Tag
Tagged by @phelfromgrace​, so I’m following her format.
Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!) See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 authors!
Tagging: @tmwillson3, @pansexualfandommess, anyone who wants to do it!
1. These Foolish Games (GingerRose, Canon Divergent)
When Rose Tico stepped off the shuttle onto the paved courtyard of the Canto Casino and Racetrack, she had a quick flash of deja vu. // Well, she thought, as she ran the soft wool of the wrap through her hands one more time, at least now I have something appropriate to wear.
2. Sing A Lunar Song (GingerRose/Reylo, Werewolf AU)
On the evening of the super pink moon, the werewolves of the Resistance Pack descended on the state park en masse, ready for a night of revelry after a long winter.  // “It’s a date.” (End of Chapter 5, WIP)
3. Second Skin (GingerRose, Canon Divergent)
You vermin may draw a little blood with a bite now and then, but we will always win. // She has given him everything he needs.
4. It All Starts With Wanting (GingerRose/Reylo, Dystopian AU)
A cold, steady drizzle fell on the day Rose stood in front of the gates of First Order for the second time in four years, cursing the spring shower and her nerves and wondering where the hell Jannah was. // So why, as he lay in stunned silence in the morning sunshine, did it feel like they’d just taken two steps back? (End of Chapter 5, WIP)
Since I don’t have any more fics, I decided to include some of my original stories.
5. Little White Box (Genre: Historical Fiction / Subject: A regret / Character: A chocolatier)
It was just past ten on a crisp September morning when Sir Hugh Stafford embarked on his first errand of the day. // “Shroud her in yellow satin, and paint the coffin white.”
6. An Elf Among Men (Genre: Fantasy / Subject: A stag/bachelor party / Character: A prince)
Prince Ekkehardt, the heir to the throne, was an anomaly in the kingdom of Alemannia. // “You weren’t mistaken,” Ott declared, and, without regard for the complications morning would bring, drew Ekkehardt close and kissed him back.
7. The Chain Gang’s All Here (Genre: Crime Caper / Subject: Cosmetic Surgery / Character: A comedian)
In the back room of a crowded bar, Billie waited for the last recruits to arrive. // “Joke’s on you,” the comedian said, shrugging.  “I would have done it for free.”
8. Fallen (Genre: Fantasy / Location: A crater / Object: A hearing aid)
The summer night the star fell from the sky, Oona sat on the porch and observed the heavens the way she always did, arm in arm with her grandfather. // Where he belongs.  Still, curling a hand around her belly and the gentle fire kindling within, Oona hoped, someday, the sky would return him to her.
9. Thrall (Genre: Fantasy/Horror / Subject: Comeuppance / Character: A ne’er-do-well)
The pale stranger only comes at night, creeping silent through the grove, across the wide expanse of lawn, to stand at her window. // “Go get us something to eat,” she orders, and laughs, long and harsh, when he shuffles away, obeying without question.
10. That Sun-Kissed Glow (Genre: Thriller / Location: A tanning salon / Object: Rollerblades)
The minute Officer Gina Halloran kicked open the door, the smell hit her, that familiar Banana Boat stench that wafted along the beach and boardwalk on blistering hot days. // “Because they taste like home.” He slipped through the window, into the night.
11. Compromised (Genre: Spy / Location: A crime scene / Object: A magnet)
Val stood on the edge of an icy road in Bashkiria, waiting for her handler. // But like her, he was not ready to die.
12. Hearth and Home (Genre: Historical Fiction / Location: A fireplace  / Object: insect repellent)
Susanna was a simple girl. // “I will.” She dragged her fingers through the ash, a lover’s caress. “I am your servant.”
13. Dealbreaker (Genre: Drama / Subject: A handshake / Character: A burglar)
It was ten past three in the morning when Kate woke to the sounds of a vehicle trundling up her driveway. // And like all of Frank’s promises, she wondered how long it would be until he broke it.
14. The Road’s Toll (Genre: Historical Fiction / Subject: Relocation / Character: A prodigy)
The first thing to go was the armoire.  // August handed over the bills to the ferryman without another word, and they began to ready the wagon for the crossing.
15. Party of One (Genre: Drama / Location: A homecoming party / Object: A box of raisins)
Late one Saturday morning, Ari jumped up when the phone rang, but she heard a garbled “Hello” from the other room before she could lift the receiver. // Guess the party’s over, she thought, and dumped the whole cake in the trash.
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Patterns? I seem to favor a location/scene establishing first sentence. that's probably more complex than it needs to be. Last sentence, I like to try to wrap up everything in a bow or have a callback to something I established earlier in the story - not sure if I'm always successful.
My fave opening line is a tie between "Thrall" and "That Sun-kissed Glow". Closing lines I like pretty much all of them - I think I'm much better at endings than I am at beginnings!
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