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The cat you don't have only appears in photos.
You take pictures of opening presents at Christmas to show your mom back home and she asks about the black tomcat sitting on the back of your couch. "what? We don't have a cat..." but you see him in the photos too.
For years you spot him in the backgrounds and corners of photos taken in your home, until the day you move out, and suddenly all the photos show you alone again.
You're gonna miss the cat you don't have, now that they're the cat you didn't have.
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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
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holy fuck calling me out 😭
staring sadly at the newly-out trans girl who says her pronouns are "she/they" but only includes they to cushion the blow of everyone (including "allies") degendering her rather than actually acknowledging that she's a woman. its ok girl you can insist upon your womanhood
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original reddit post
AusPATH post (guidelines on how/what to submit)
MSAC application (submissions close 14th February, 2025)
if you're trans and Australian, please make a submission - the more the better
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so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳
to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl xoxo
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The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny
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i had a dream last night that i was watching a twitch stream of seven men attempting to do a large obstacle course in the dark while two other men commentated. and one of the seven men jumped on an obstacle and farted when he jumped. and one of the commentators said "Splutternoggle" which in the dream was a well-known twitch emote that people spammed when someone farts on stream. so chat started spamming Splutternoggle and it looked exactly like this
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when torrenting it's considered good netiquette to wear a frilly little dress and keep your elbows off the table while eating
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Husband said something silly tonight and if I didn’t draw it I was going to pass out
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