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loverslodge · 2 months ago

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love to cats

summery: your cat is having an affair and the only way to resolve it was try and befriend the owner of the other cat

pairing: beefy!bucky x reader

warning: fluff, floof, smut,

A/N: in my beefy!bucky era

Charcoal had disappeared again. You knew that. You hated that. You worry about him. You found Charcoal when he was buried deep in the snow at the back of your office building. It was his black fur and smallest mews that alerted you. You dug him up and rushed him to the vet. He had clung on to you so much that you couldn't help but take him home. You didn't plan on having a cat but it was too late to go back. You were the chosen one. The vet helped you choose food for Charcoal and slowly, you bought him everything he could ever want.

But his escape changed your idea. This is the sixth time he had run away in a month and he has been doing this for three months. So you were at your limit. You felt like a lacking mother. Honestly, you had become just as clingy to him as he was to you. Codependent is what you called each other but your friends called it separation anxiety. You thought you were not Charcoal enough love and that's why he ran away.

It was a bright and sunny day when this happened so it was going to be a somewhat easy task for you to find that little menace. You start by walking down the stairs and calling out its name. You reach the third floor and it is already evening. You've asked everyone in the building if they have seen your cat but nothing came up. Now you're on the third floor knocking the only door that is left. You hear a mew from behind the door and you jump.

“Charcoal? Honey? Are you in there?” You knock again. “Excuse me? Please open the door. I think my cat is in there.” But you hear zero movement. “Hey! Whoever you are. Give me my cat back. I can hear him in your apartment! Charcoal, I will get you out of there. I promise. Noone will hurt you.” You bang on the door.

“Hey! Who are you? Why are you banging on my door?” You hear an angry voice from across the hall. You turn to see a tall man walking towards you with scowl on his face. “Move away lady, I'm not interested.”

You look at him agape. How dare this kidnapper assume that you would even- ugh! You felt like smacking him. “You kidnapped my cat. How dare you accuse me of whatever that was. I am here for my cat. Give him back.”

“Kidnapped your cat? Please. I do not need a mangy two bit thug as a cat. I have my own and she is perfect.” He unlocks his door and before you could peer in, he blocks it with his large, beefy body.

“How dare you! My cat is not mangy. How would you know what my cat looks like? He is a child and not a thug. Now let me in. I swear I heard him mew. I know he's in there, mister and you cannot stop me.” You try to push your way in his house but he wouldn't budge. You give him a stink eye.

“Charcoal! Mommy is here! Come to me, baby. Let's go home. I am here to rescue you from this two bit thug.” You point at the beefy man. You see a ball of fur behind him and you immediately make a jump for it. The beefy man’s step falters and you stumble into his living room.

“What the hell is wrong with you, woman? You can't just attack someone and enter someone's apartment. That is breaking and entering. I can get you arrested for this.” The beefy man stands in front of you.

“And I can have you arrested for kidnapping my cat. But you don't see me doing that, do you? Youre lucky I'm not using a fire escape on your apartment.” You start walking around the apartment calling for Charcoal.

“Woman, get out!” He raises his tone but not a lot to raise an alarm.

“Shut up! I can't hear my cat over you.” You call out to Charcoal again and this time you hear the familiar mew again. You run in that direction and the man runs after you.

You open the door to the bedroom and see a sight never seen before. Charcoal was wrapped under another cat and they were snuggling! You run towards them and very slowly gather a sleepy Charcoal in your arms.

“Wow! And you say you didn't kidnap my cat. What was this then?” You poke your finger on his chest.

“This little thug has had his eyes on my Alpine for a very long time. Take your thug and leave. I don't want my Alpine anywhere near someone who doesn't know boundaries.” He walks closer to you. Your faces were inches apart.

“Fine by me! I also don't want my cat anywhere near you or your cat who has been driving him out of his safe space. Do not ever kidnap my cat again.” You start walking out the door.

“For the last time, I did not kidnap it!” Before he could finish, you slam his front door shut and walk upstairs with Charcoal in your arms.

……………………….

You were already working remotely but you very often went to your office to just catch up on the environment. But now, after the stunt pulled by Charcoal, you stayed home everyday. You kept him near you. He would often go to the windows and mew wistfully. You sigh. You saw how cuddled up he was with the white cat. Alpine. That was her name. You felt like you were Romeo's mother, trying to keep him away from his juliet. Or was it the other way around?

You groan as you stand in front of the beefy man’s apartment again. You knock on the dorr. You had Charcoal in your arms. You wanted Charcoal happy and the only way that was was to take him to Alpine. You waited. You heard shuffling behind the door. The door opened to the shirtless beefy man looking disheveled.

“Ah! The crazy cat lady. What do you want? I don't have your cat. Maybe it went to lick some other-” You pushed past him in the house and lte Charcoal go. He ran immediately to Alpine and they cuddled into each other, purring, maybe making promises of never letting go.

“What the fuck is wrong with you? You can't just walk in someone's house and let your cat out on their cat. Take him and leave. Alpine and I do not tolerate thugs like you and your cat.” He tried to catch Alpine but she ran in the room with Charcoal in the tow.

“Do you hate romance?” You asked, sitting down on his sofa.

“What? Hey! Get up. Out of the house.” He sounded pissed.

“I'm Y/N Y/L/N, by the way. That's my cat, Charcoal. I think he's in love with your cat and I could not stand him wistfully sighing every now and then. I have work too, you know.” You extend your hand as a friendly gesture with a smile.

You eyed you suspiciously. He tilted his head to the side and looked at your hand and then you. His eyes raked over your body but not in a creepy way. He was analyzing? He saw you were in your lounge wear, shorts and loose t-shirt. You looked relatively harmless. Hell! He looked more harmful than you. His eyes made their way to your face and his heart skipped a beat. Your smile, even though polite, lightened up your face. You were pretty. You were pretty when you first met him but he didn't have time to look at you properly. Now that he saw you, you looked soft.

He grabbed your hand to shake. “I'm Bucky Barnes. That's my cat, Alpine. I guess she is in love with a hooligan. She has been pawing at the windows. Just so you know, your cat is still a thug. Entering someone else's house without asking.”

You shrug. “People do crazy things for love, why not animals? Plus, I was not letting my child be heartbroken just because I don't like the father of his girlfriend.”

“Girlfriend? Did that thug tell you that? He is seducing her right now! Just so you know, your son is not good enough for my daughter.” Bucky sits beside you. You let your eyes all over his body. He was so beefy. You could see yourself be enveloped in his arms and feel them slide slowly down your body and his fingers in your-

“Yeah well, your daughter chose my son so get over it.” You gulped and looked away, mentally hitting your head.

You stayed at his place for over an hour. Both of you busied yourselves on your phones. You saw Charcoal some out of the room with Alpine and they both snuggled next to you.

“Hey Charcoal. Did you bring Alpine to meet me?” You stroked his head and turned to Alpine. “Hey Alpine! I am Charcoal’s mommy. It is nice to meet you.” You approach Alpine with caution and she immediately snuggles into you. You let out a small laugh and stroke her. Both your hands over the cats, you loved seeing them together. You understood why Charcoal was obsessed with Alpine. She was so welcoming, soft and absolutely adorable.

Bucky had left for the bathroom and when he came back, he saw both the cats purring on your lap. He saw his Alpine all snuggled into you like it did him and for some reason, his chest swole. Alpine had always been wary of strangers. She didn't even let his friends touch him the way she let you. Alpine had trust issues and so Bucky never forced her into a situation she didn't want to be in. they had an understanding. But now, without any prompting when Alpine was cuddled to you, Bucky questioned his judgment about you. Maybe you were a nice person. Maybe your cat isn't really a thug. He wanted to believe Alpine but he was human after all, how much was he going to trust someone else based on a cat?

Bucky cleared his throat and re-entered the room. The cats looked at him. Alpine purred, making an inviting swish with her tail which Bucky ignored. “So, are you done or do you have to stay longer?” He asked you gruffly.

“Fine, fine. I am leaving. Don't get your boxers twisted. Well back next week, right Charcoal? Woulndt want the girlfriend to be lonely, would you?” You scratched Charcoal and Alpine behind their ears and they prinned. “Uh, can you please move Alpine? She, uh, she's too cuddled up.”

Bucky carefully walked to you and took Alpine in his arms. His fingers brushed against the skin of your thighs and tingles shot up to both of you. You pocketed your phone and keys and cradled Charcoal home, without looking back.

That night, you had stayed up till late thinking about his fingers touching you. You thought about his calloused hand shaking yours and his rough fingers sliding across your thighs. You were too tuckered out to bring out your vibrator so you just buried yourself in your comforter and dreamt of his fingers all over you.

………………………..

It had been around six months. You and Bucky had gotten into a routine. Sometimes Bucky would even leave Alpine with you for a few days if he had to go out for work and same went for you. Bucky was still skeptical about Charcoal being near Alpine but he adored Alpine too much to say no to her. Many times you both have had dinner together. The day your cats were to meet, you would know that the entire day was going to be just the two of you. Both of your cats had been wary of other people and so it was nice to see them get comfort in each other and the two of you.

Charcoal had warmed up to Bucky very fast but it was Bucky who took his time. Charcoal loved to sit on Bucky’s lap. He would often tangle himself on Bucky’s legs when he was standing. One day, after a bit of encouragement, you asked Bucky to pick Charcoal up. The way he purred in Bucky’s arms melted him but he tried not to show.

You would cook together too. He was at your place a lot because you, being a cat mom, had bought a lot of toys for Charcoal and Alpine. You had also bought a large bed for both cats to cuddle on. Bucky felt cozy at your place, not that he would admit it. He was a better cook than you so he would be by the stove while you chopped up things for him. Maybe that's where all the tension started. You brush against Bucky and you lean closer to him when he cooks. It was all accidental but that didn't stop Bucky from eyeing you differently.

It felt like Bucky practically lived at your place. Without being told, some of his clothes made their way in your closet. Not for some romantic reason, but for the fact that whenever he would have to take care of Charcoal, he would stayover with Alpine. You weren't annoyed about it. You in fact made more space for his stuff. His own apartment started to feel empty, literally. Even his favorite mug rested on your kitchen shelf.

Bucky stood here, in his shower, remembering your hand that accidentally brushed against his crotch. You were trying to take the ladle off his hand to pour in the bowls and none of them had realized that it was so close to him. His hand reaches for his cock and starts stroking it. Your smile, your laugh, your touch makes him stroke even harder. Then his mind goes to that one day that made him hard for you for the first time ever. You were working hunched over your laptop while Bucky was gathering the cat toys that were spread around. You stretched and your crop rose to show that you weren't wearing any bra and that showed your half boobs. You moaned out loud as your bones cracked and Bucky was just mesmerized. You went back to your work without acknowledging the fact that Bucky saw you but he did. Now, the shower was giving him the solace that he needed. He reached his high as he pictured you moaning under him. He felt a release and he went back to his room after drying himself off.

He looked at Alpine’s bed which was empty. More than half of his apartment is empty. He wakes up and the first thing he does is go to your apartment to make coffee because he has nothing at his place anymore. He puts on a remaining t-shirt from his wardrobe and makes his way to your apartment. He could hear the meows of the cats but you were nowhere to be seen. It was early in the morning after all. He saw Charcoal wake up and unwrap himself from Alpine, walking to the water bowl you filled for them. Charcoal looks at him and Bucky gives him a nod.

Just as Bucky finished making his coffee, he heard a loud moan coming from your room. He tried not to react but then he heard something shatter and ran to your room. He saw glass near your bed and you were almost going to step on it. Bucky dove and grabbed you by the waist, tugging you back in bed. He was half on top of you, his arms wrapped around your waist and you were holding him by his neck due to sudden impact.

“Are you okay? Do not get down from this side. I will clean up here.” Bucky checked your hands and legs for any injury. His hands slowly caressed your skin. His hand roamed over to your calf, knees, thighs and arms.

“Mhmm.” You had no capacity to talk. You were so turned on that if you opened your mouth, a moan would have left. Your arms from around Bucky’s neck had fallen and now you were cupping his face, your thumbs caressing his cheeks.

Before he could lean in, the moment was broken by your phone. You scramble under him and grab the phone. Your boss had just texted that because of ongoing fumigation at the office, everybody would be working from home for at least a month. You wanted to throw the phone at the wall. Not because you wanted to go to the office, but because a text ruined the moment you've been waiting for. You see Bucky stand and clean the glass while you make your way to the bathroom.

You asked Bucky to move in. no, you are not in a relationship. No, you don't see progress other than touches here and there. But because Alpine is pregnant. Bucky was angry, obviously. He sat Alpine down and lectured her. You rolled your eyes as you tried to keep Charcoal away from Bucky. You did not need to hear Bucky call your baby a hooligan again.

The vet was kind. Alpine is going to have kittens and you were ecstatic. Bucky grumbled grumpily but he was happy too. Charcoal refused to leave Alpine’s side from now on and you poked Bucky every time Charcoal would follow Alpine even to the litter box. You swear you saw Alpine roll her eyes at Charcoal. You giggled and clicked a lot of videos and photos. As if you hadn't been doing that already.

You stayed at home full time, while Bucky usually left for work. Every time your name popped up on his phone, he knew it would be a photo or video of the cats you sent because you find it very adorable. The only other texts between the two of you were him texting what time he’ll be home and you texting him to hurry because you were very hungry. The life Bucky was living had turned domestic without any romance. Steve and Sam teased him about being a grandfather but it just reminded him of the time you were talking to Alpine and thanking her for making you a grandmother.

You cared a lot for Alpine. Charcoal lets you touch her but he sometimes hiss at Bucky. You had never seen Charcoal get so territorial over Alpine before. You liked it. You cooed at this and Bucky sulked even harder. Bucky had to rely on you to tell him about Alpine because Charcoal refused to move out of his way one day. He almost yelled at the thug. Keyword being almost. Because then he remembered his own behavior that you pointed out casually the previous day.

You and Bucky had gone grocery shopping. He had officially moved in and you needed extra snacks and cat food. You had a run-in with your ex. Your ex was being very flirty and you had been very polite about his questions. Bucky stood right beside you, enveloping you in his arms. You were trapped between him and the cart, not that you minded. You could hear the soft scoffs and growls Bucky gave your ex. You tried to wrap up the conversation as quickly as you could but your ex wouldn't take a hint. Bucky grunted from behind you and moved the cart carefully so as to not hurt you and got you out of the pet food aisle. He kept you trapped till you reached the car. You then casually mentioned how that reminded her of Charcoal trying to keep Alpine away from anyone.

The tension was growing around the house. Even the cats sensed it so they stirred clear of the bedroom. It was a 1 bedroom apartment. You had insisted Bucky and you share the bed. It's not like something will happen, right? Bucky forced you to sleep by the window and he slept across the door ‘to keep a klutz like you safe from unnecessary damage’. You both tried to stay on your own sides as much as possible but you were definitely getting annoyed. You were practically throwing yourself at the guy. How thick does one have to be? His brain was as thick as his thighs and your brain short circuited thinking about his thighs again. Tonight, you're gonna have to take some extra time in the bathroom.

Bucky was horny. He has had enough. The two of you were cooking in the kitchen. This time it was really not your doing. You weren't planning on brushing up against him so often. First, he walks in the kitchen with his hair open so you tie his hair for him, which he wouldn't let you do from the back and so he was breathing on your neck and his lips kept brushing up to your sensitive area while you tied his hair. He was making you horny and you thought it was on purpose. So you thought of taking revenge. You ‘accidentally’ brushed against his crotch as you made your way to the kitchen sink to wash your hand. But that was just one time.

The kitchen was heavy with tension. Even a butcher knife couldn't cut through this type of tension. You both keep glancing at each other. You thought of making a move but he was standing by the fire. He thought of making a move but you were holding a knife. The dinner, at this pace, was ready, finally. He put the food on the plates and brought it to the table. You finished in the kitchen, stuffing the leftovers in the fridge. You finished eating, he finished eating. It was as if you both were in a hurry.

Charcoal definitely rolled an eye at Bucky when Bucky tried to put his arm around you on the sofa. You had become so horny and anxious that you ended up asking Bucky if he wanted to watch a movie. He said yes, you brought out wine and now Charcoal and Alpine were witnessing the world’s heaviest sexual tension. You were sipping your wine at a very quick pace. You had almost finished the bottle alone. Bucky was still on his first beer. You were tipsy but too aware of your surroundings. You had to choose a rom-com, didnt you? Especially the one where the lead, too, was living a very sexually tense life. Or was it just you?

Bucky was slowly stroking your arm. He had put his arm around you and never even realized. Doing this seemed so natural. But your short t-shirt had ridden up and his hand touched your waist. You were alert with a hitch and so was he. He paused a little to see you react, try and remove his hand but you did nothing. So he continued. He slowly moved his hand to your stomach. His finger came to touch your belly button and he stroked its outline in a circle. You stifled your moan. He raised his hand and now he rests it right under your boobs, occasionally brushing his thumb against them.

You couldn't take it anymore. You held his hand tightly in its place, the one under your t-shirt and stood up, alerting him too. He stood up behind you. You were worried he would remove his hand from under your t-shirt but he made no such move. You took his other free hand and started dragging him to the bedroom.

As soon as you closed the bedroom door, he moved his hand up and grabbed your boob and pinched your nipple. You moaned loudly and rested your head on his chest. He lets go of your hand and uses that hand to tilt your head up. You look in his steel blue eyes and see them swirling dark. He brings his lips to yours and moans in your mouth. You turn around and hold his face in your hand as you deepen the kiss. You tug his hair and he moans again, giving your tongue access to his mouth. You slip in and he lifts you up.

He walks to the bed and lowers the two of you in the middle. You refused to let him go. You both were running out of air but the need to kiss and feel each other’s lips was higher. He wanted to kiss your neck, mark you up but you would not let go. He moves his hand down to your nipples and flicks them. With a sudden jerk, your mouth moves away from his and you whimper, letting him attack your neck. He peppers kisses all along your neck, shoulder and clavicle all the while playing with your nipples. You were a writhing mess.

Your hands reach for the hem of his henley and you try to pull it over his head. He pauses his attacks and starts removing his clothes. You too do the same. Seeing each other so bare, you both could not take your eyes off of each other. You let him stand above you because you got to see just how gorgeous he was. Those henleys hid so much of his beefiness. And his cock was magnificent.

You hadn't realized you were touching yourself till you heard Bucky growl. He immediately removes your hands and dives in to suck at your clit. A loud moan escapes you and you put your hand on your mouth.

“Oh no you don't. Do not hide those noises from me, honey. We're just getting started. I'm planning to make you louder.” Bucky pulls your hand down from your mouth and holds it.

Your legs were over his shoulder as he kept his kissing, sucking and biting going on your core. You were squirming and moaning as loudly as Bucky wanted. “Such a good girl, listening to everything I say and moaning.”

“Shit, Bucky I-” you grab his hair and before you could even tell him, the knot in your stomach breaks and you gush all over his face as he laps it all up. He licks and sucks you through your orgasm and with a final kiss on your clit, he looks up. He has you dazed and splayed out on the bed. You attempt to get up to touch his cock but he shakes his head. “Not today, honey. Today I want you. Next time, you can have as much as you want.”

You let your hands travel all over his body. He aligns himself against your core. “I will go in slow. Tell me if you want me to stop and I will pull away. Okay?” He looks at you in question and you nod. “Words, honey, I need words. Okay?”

“Okay.”

He slowly puts his bulbous tip in and your back arches a little. He slowly lets himself in and you let out a slow delicious moan. When he is completely inside you, he waits for a few seconds but your walls are crushing his cock without any movement.

“Fuck honey, you are squeezing me already. You'll make me cum just like this.” Bucky lowers himself and starts sucking on your neck on the sensitive area.

“For fuck’s sake, Bucky, move.” You let out a breathy moan and he starts moving. His pumps are gentle, slow. It's as if he wants to tease you. “Bucky.” You whine.

“What is it, honey? What do you want?” You can hear the smirk in his voice. If you weren't so hot, bothered and dazed, you would have pushed him down.

“Move, Bucky, please.” You beg. He looks you in the eyes and you see a glint of mischief. This little-

“I am moving, honey. What more do you want?” Bucky thrusts in you even slower and you whine. Your eyes water and the tears trickle down. Bucky reaches down and licks your tears up, leaving a trail of kisses.

“Bucky-” But you are cut off by a sudden hard thrust in you. You moan his name loudly and grip his biceps even tighter.

“Is this what you want, honey? Do you want me to fuck you hard?” He pulls out to push back in harder and you mewl, arching your back.

“Yes Bucky. I want you to fuck me hard and fast.” You move your hand to grip his ass as he gives you another hard thrust.

“My good girl. Saying words. I will reward you by doing exactly what my good girl wants.” His praises make you clench around his cock and he moans loudly, burying his face in your neck. “Fuck, honey! You like that, huh? Me calling you a good girl turns you on, doesn't it?”

Without wasting anymore moments, he starts thrusting into you harder and faster. He takes your mouth in his, subsiding the moans and whimpers. You are gripping onto his back, leaving red marks on him. He’s sucking on your neck and breasts, leaving bite marks all over.

“Bucky, I'm cumming. Please.” You arch again and his thrusts start to get sloppy. “I am cumming too, honey. Together, yes?” He circles your clit with delicacy and you mewl. Within seconds, you both cum and he fills you to the brim. Your gush is leaking down his balls and he rides your orgasm with you.

He falls to the side and slowly removes himself from you. Bucky moves stray hair from your face and kisses your forehead, before going to the bathroom and bringing out wet washcloth. He wipes you clean and goes back to the bathroom. You try to stand up to go pee but your legs wobble and you sit back down on the bed. You hear a slight snicker from Bucky and you give him a playful glare. He lifts you up effortlessly and sits you on the toilet.

“Call me when you're done. I don't want you to get into a bathroom accident.” He chuckles at his statement and you flip him off, closing the bathroom door. You hear him laugh.

You pee and clean yourself up before carefully opening the door. Your legs were still a little wobbly. But just as you cross the bathroom door, Bucky scoops you up and lays down on the bed with you tucked snugly beside him.

“This is unfair. How come you get to wear your bottoms but i have to stay naked. It has to be two sided.” You snuggle in deeper as you try to remove his pants.

“Is that your way of getting me out of my pants? Because it's working, honey.” He removes his pants and the two of you are naked again. Sleep catches on and you drift off with Bucky’s arms around you. You swore you heard him say something about love but you let it go.

………………….

Alpine was in labor and Bucky isn't home yet. Your relationship with Bucky had shifted drastically. Now he would not hesitate to cuddle up to you at any chance he got. He would even make you sit on the bed to work so he could sit behind you and keep his hands on you. You loved it. You never realized you were so much into physical touch till Bucky came along. You would let him manhandle you into positions he saw fit for snuggling.

Charcoal was pacing and you kept on calling Bucky. You didn't know what to do. You called the vet and they said the labor takes a while so you still had time to bring Alpine to the hospital. The door unlocked and Bucky walked in. you sighed in relief but before you could tell him what’s going on, Charcoal started meowing loudly at him as if lecturing.

Bucky looks at you and you nod at everything Charcoal was meowing about. “I know you can understand him, honey but what’s wrong? Why is the thug yelling at me?” You explain everything to Bucky and he immediately tries to go near Alpine, only to be stopped by Charcoal. Bucky looks at you exasperatedly.

You shake your head and take Alpine in your arms. You pat Bucky’s hand and gesture Charcoal to come and he reluctantly comes into his arms. “This is ridiculous. I am her father and I have to carry this hooligan. He won't let me touch my own daughter! This is shit!” he still carries Charcoal carefully and you all drive to the vet.

After hours of waiting and calming Charcoal down, Alpine is blessed with twin kittens. You and Bucky look at them with such adoration. Bucky had tears in his eyes. He praises Alpine for being so calm during this time and finally gets to pet her. Charcoal is curled up near the kittens and lets out a soft purr as you pet him.

With good enough instructions, all six of you go back to the apartment. It had started to feel smaller. Bucky kept on looking at you as you sang to the kittens in a very soft voice. He had been on the fence about his decision but seeing you like this made his belief even stronger.

……………….

Bucky woke up on a good long weekend with you naked in his arms. Last night must've tuckered you out. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and sees the marks you left on his back. He smiled proudly. He washes up and starts prepping for pancakes. You emerge from the bathroom, all washed up, wrapped in a towel for him to see. He groans and marches after you in the bedroom and locks the door. Looks like the day is going to have to start a bit late.

Bucky asked you to wear his favorite sundress. You were sitting in the car in front of another apartment building. You were nervous. You had plans today for him but Bucky seemed too enthusiastic to show his plans to you today. He opens your door and you walk in the apartment building with his arms around you.

He clicked a good enough top floor in the elevator. You were moved in front of him as he nipped at your neck. You swatted at his hand on your waist and he let out a breathy chuckle. Just as you arrived at the floor, Bucky dragged you to one of the four apartments. He started showing you around. It was barren for the most part but it looked very expensive.

“What do you think about this place, honey?” Bucky wraps himself around you as you gaze down the wall to the ceiling window.

“It is very gorgeous, Buck but why are we looking at this place?” You turn around in his arms and face him. He’s looking down at you and pecks your lips.

“I want us to live here together, honey. With kitties and all. I love your place but even you are finding it a hard fit. This is very spacious for us all. And, we can entertain our friends without our babies being disturbed. What do you say?” He looked at you hopefully.

You had been thinking about getting a new place but Bucky finding something so fantastic and considering every option got your heart racing. You wrap your arms around him and lean up to kiss his chin. “I love it.”

Bucky lets out a sigh of relief and lifts you up to spin you. “Shall we christen the new place?” He wraps your legs around his waist and moves to a wall. He kisses your lips and makes his way down to your neck and breasts.

You swat at his back, making him halt. “You're insatiable. As much as I love the idea, let's not do that right now. Maybe after we move in.” He sighs and lowers you down, pecking your lips and making you giggle. He walks a bit away from you and shoves his hands in his pockets.

“I have something else to ask you. Well, since our babies have babies together and since we are living together, will it be okay if we stay together as a married couple?”

Bucky asked it with such ease. He didn't stutter, he didn't seem anxious, he just asked. You did not expect a grumpy, beefy 6 foot something of a man who never talked to anyone except grunts and growls, just very easily asked you to marry him. WITH THE SAME SPEECH THAT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE.

“What the fuck, Bucky? Did you go through my notes on my phone?” That was the first thing that came to you instead of giving an answer.

He shrugged and walked to you. He slipped his hand out of his pocket and held out a ring. It was a simple gold band with a delicate diamond on top. “Well, you have always initiated our relationship and I wanted to initiate something this time. I've been wanting to marry you since you first claimed I was a kidnapper but now that I saw you were ready, I wanted to propose in our new place.” He, very casually, slipped the ring on your finger.

“Bucky! You romantic son of a bitch! Now what the fuck am i supposed to say?” Your voice might have grown louder but it also got wobbly. You, very gently, hit your left hand on his chest.

“You can give me the ring in your purse and we can go back home to consummate our engagement. How does that sound?” You gape at him.

“How do you know about the ring? Did you snoop again?” You pulled out the ring box you had snuggly kept in between the chains. You bring out the simple gold band and push it down Bucky’s ring finger a little too hard. He winces but smiles widely at you.

“I didn't need to snoop, honey. You always keep your things laying around in the open. It's a wonder how that ring box hasn't been turned into a toy by our cats.” He pulls you in a hug and kisses your forehead. “This is perfect. Us, our new home and our babies.”

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request/ask for this fic is open

#fanfiction #bucky barnes x reader #marvel fandom #smut #fluff #bucky barns x y/n #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes

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arc-misadventures · 3 months ago

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MFK Jaune but instead of Kill its Enslave: High Elf Winter, Dark Elf Cinder & Wood Elf Pyrrha

Jaune: MFE

Nora: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Nora: Wanna play a game?

Jaune: No... The last time I played one of your dwarf games I broke three ribs.

Nora: Nononono! We won't be playing such games! The others said they would punish me again of I did...

Jaune: Oh, that's good. Okay, what is this game?

Nora: MFE! It's like, MFK, but instead of killing someone you enslave them!

Jaune: Enslave?! Nora, I am a holy paladin of the, Rusted Knight Order1 You know how I feel about slavery! We have gone out of our way many times to kill slavers! Do you think I would allow such a thing, let along play a game with such a thing?!

Nora: Relax, relax, relax! You're not actually going to do such a thing! You're just saying of the three woman I give you, which one would you do it to.

Jaune: The hell is the difference?!

Nora: Okay, just think about it as kinky roleplay, no slave markings, and things like that, okay?

Jaune: Grrrrr! Fine! We'll play your stupid little game, if only to get you to shut up.

Nora: Awesome! Okay, your choices are! Our wood elf friend, Pyrrha Nikos!

Pyrrha: M-M-Me?!

Nora: Our lofty queen, the high elf, Winter Schnee!

Winter: I am considered a form of royalty among the elves, Nora.

Nora: And, our mysterious dark elf of the party, Cinder Fall.

Cinder: MFE? Hmmm... This should be fun~!

Jaune: Elf's? You want me to play a game where I have to 'enslave' one of the players, and they happen to be an elf?!

Nora: Ya!

Jaune: Nora?! Do you have any idea how many slave rings I've broken up that didn't have at least one elf slave in it! I immediately assume that an elf is a slave of some sort if she has any brandings, and chains on her!

Cinder: Ohhh! So that's why he was so worried about me when we first met. I thought it was because I was a dark elf.

Winter: It is nice to see that he cares so much about us. In his own strange way,

Pyrrha: I think it's nice that he cares about us so much even if it's a little strange.

Nora: Yeah, so?

Jaune: WE are going to have some serious words after this, Nora...

Nora: Okay...

Jaune: I'm gonna do the 'enslave' part first to get it out of the way. So I will 'enslave...'

Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Oh? Can I ask why?

Jaune: Do I have to...?

Cinder: Please?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Considering you're a dark elf, and you have a habit of tying people up in various ways, and quite quickly at that! I thought you would be the least upset at being... enslaved.

Cinder: Upset about being enslaved? Well, if I was enslaved by someone like that Cardin, or Mercury fellow's we arrested the other day. I would have been quite... furious. But, if it was you, Jaune~? If it was you who enslaved me... Well, I think I would quite enjoy it, Master~!

Jaune: Y-You would?!

Cinder: You, binding my hands, wrapping a collar around my neck, dragging me through the streets for all to see that you own me. And, to see that all I was wearing was some rags that barely covered my body. You taking your searing hot rode, and reshaping my body to perfectly fit around you? Oh, I would quite enjoy that, Master~!

Pyrrha: I would like that too!

Jaune: You would?!

Pyrrha: I would worship the ground you walk on, Master! I would be your foot stool to rest your feet upon! I would allow you to take your frustrations of dealing with, Nora's antics upon my body as a badge of honour! I will beg to receive your disciplinary touch, and allow me to use my body as your personal toy to relive your bodies stress! I am yours to us as you please, Master!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Winter! Help me!

Winter: Help you? You think I would dare help you enslave my country men! You think I would help you hold them down, to strip their bodies bare, to hold them in place as you forcefully penetrate their cores, and desecrate their chastity! To help you prepare their bodies as your brand them with your mark. Only for you to take me, bed me, fill me with your declivous, heavenly seed, to raise you child~!

Winter: Ahhh~!

Winter: No! I wouldn't like that at all!

Jaune: What the fuck?!

Nora: Ladies, ladies! Come down, you're scaring our darling paladin.

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Cinder: I'm sorry, I just wanted you to understand I was okay with you enslaving me.

Winter: My apologies, I let my... bodily desires get the better of me.

Jaune: What the hell?

Nora: You see here, Jaune. These find elven ladies each are in love with you, and all have a slave kink that the will only have with you, Jaune as their master~!

Jaune: She's kidding, right guys?

Cinder: Oh, I am completely head over heals for you, Jaune. And, the thought of being your slave sounds... oh so intoxicating~!

Pyrrha: I've loved you since I first met you, Jaune! It doesn't matter where, or what we do, so long as we do it together.

Winter: Your reaction to dealing with my father's behaviors. Made me understand what actual affection, and love was like. And, I want to continue experiencing that love with you.

Jaune: You, you guys really feel that way..?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Winter: Of course!

Cinder: Always~!

Jaune: Guys...

Nora: So that's how you're going to do things fearless leader?

Jaune: What am I going to do, Nora?

Nora: You're going to marry all three of these beautiful elven woman, and you're going to enact their enslavement fantasies when you fuck them! That's how it's going to happen, right ladies?

Jaune: I should do all of that?!

Pyrrha: Marrying, Jaune~?!

Cinder: Mrs Cinder Fall Arc~? Oh now that sounds lovely~!

Winter: Marrying the man I love, and pissing off my father in the process; What better gift could I ask for? What do you say, Jaune~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well... I wouldn't really mind it... if it was you three.

Pyrrha: YES!

Winter: That's wonderful!

Cinder: Then let's consummate the marriage at once then!

WP: Yes!

Jaune: What?

Cinder: Let's go ladies!

Jaune: Whoa hey?! Nora?! Nora help me!

Nora: Wait!

Jaune: Ahh! I'm saved!

Nora: My payment?

Jaune: Payment?

Winter: Here you go, as we agreed upon: One bottle of sacred elven tree syrup for your help.

Nora: I thank you for you business. Have a nice day.

Winter: Oh, we will~!

Jaune: What?! You sold me out for a bottle of syrup?! You traitor!

Jaune:

Traitor!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #winter schnee #jaune x cinder #cinder x jaune #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #winter x jaune #jaune x winter #rwby arkos #rwby winterknight #rwby knightfall #rwby colourguard

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not-goldy · 3 months ago

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let's also dead the narrative that jk wanted to see jm but he couldn't. If jk really wanted to spend time with jm he could have just called him or texted him, over a year has passed and some are still going with the "poor jk look at him doing wlives and asking about jm, he really misses jm a lot". jk can hang out with tae and his friends without needing to do a wlive or that anon who is ready to fight with jm for not giving jk enough attention, i know it's a joke but why is it always jm fault, why blame jm when he's so busy with his first album. again i repeat if jk wanted to see jm he could have just called him, and we all know jm would have made time to see him. now you will tell me how do you know they didn't do that, well i'm not the one who is still with poor jk and his wlives

Poor Jk 😔

Can't even want this man in peace🤧🤣

A. No one said he couldn't, everyone saying JIMIN SAID NO TO HIS ADVANCES. Period. Emphasis on his advances and yes he took it public to force JMs hands in the situation a manipulative move I know but a boys gotta do what a boys gotta do ya know??

He's not sorry. Nor am I.

And please speak to your client my client is ready to go down to the pits of hell to get his attention. Don't play with him.

He couldn't would imply Jungkook was the busy one no? But Jimin was the busy one. And was he busy? Was he busy though cos I could have sworn he was Face timing Tae and Jungkook treats him better than Tae so..... he's unhinged for that shit 🥴

To make things worse he don packed his things to live with his producers now that's enough to fuck a man up. Explain this to me cos I have him down for abandoning his matrimonial home and bed. That's 6 counts and counting.

And I don't know what you fuming for dude made time for Jungkook and ended up in Sapporo days before enlisting.

They had already filmed the show earlier and could have ended it there and yet they both decided to reshoot again with Jungkook all over Jimin.

Jimin went out if his way to give Jungkook what he wanted. Dude got what he wanted so it's neither here nor there if you think he didn't try as much to be with him.

Whoever needed to go to the other went to the other. It's giving admission of guilt your honor.

Now I'm gathering receipts in wait for your response cos I'm ready to fight you on this one and I'm not joking 🤺

Ohhh you are dead wrong for that Tae comment.

Need I remind you, Tae isn't the biggest supporter of your client's career. But guess who is??

THAT'S RIGHT MY CLIENT RIGHT HERE

Look at him, eyes poised for admiration lips ready to adore your client and ravage him. Don't get me started on the perked nipples. A soft pad for your client to rest his head on. Put some respect on him.

Ooooohh now you are triggering me

Did you not hear what Jimin said? Exhibit B paragraph C, and I quote, AND THATS WHY I CAME TO YOU. end quote.

Crowd can disperse now.

If Jimin went to him to make up for not being available how dare you pin this on Jungkook.

I'll have you know, coming on live is the final arsenal the 5 stages of grief dude was left with no choice.

Stage one. Never let Jimin leave your sight cos apparenrly if he goes it's hard to get him again.

2. Sneak into his room at night and stay there till he calls security. This one is not a joke.

3. If he is staying with his friends while working on his project post aggressive thirst traps online to lure him out.

4. Call security on him. Have him arrested and then go and bail him out.

5. Start a live and flash your chest and when he appears in the comments bombard him with requests

What more do you want from my client??

Your honor I want the death penalty for this Anon.

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callofdudes · 1 year ago

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AleRudy ✨incorrect quotes✨ ft: Valeria, Ghost, and Soap.

Alejandro: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Rodolfo: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Rodolfo: *chokes on something*

Alejandro: Jeez, Rodolfo, don't die on us.

Rodolfo: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Rodolfo: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Alejandro:

Alejandro: This one is the dumpster.

Rodolfo: They’re both your bedroom.

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Rodolfo: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Alejandro: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

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Alejandro: You need to stop swearing so much.

Rodolfo: Shut the fuck up.

Alejandro: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Rodolfo: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Alejandro: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Rodolfo: Shit the beep up.

Alejandro:

Rodolfo: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Alejandro: Yes, I'm adopting Rodolfo and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Rodolfo: Alejandro...

Alejandro: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Alejandro: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Rodolfo: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Alejandro: We are not doing this!

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Valeria: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Rodolfo: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Alejandro: Well, has Valeria been wrong before?

Rodolfo: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Alejandro: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Valeria: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Alejandro: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Rodolfo: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Rodolfo: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Rodolfo: Valeria is still mad about it, but me and Alejandro were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Valeria, to Alejandro: You know, Rodolfo can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Valeria: *blows airhorn at Rodolfo* GET FUCKED!

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Valeria, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??

Valeria: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Rodolfo: It was you the fuck.

Valeria: It was I the fuck…

Alejandro: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Rodolfo: She the fuck.

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Valeria: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Alejandro: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

Rodolfo: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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Rodolfo: You really believe in Valeria?

Alejandro: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.

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Alejandro: Guys where did Valeria go?

Rodolfo: She got arrested.

Alejandro: How the hell-

Valeria: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Rodolfo, watching Alejandro with the new recruits he's fond of: Ugh

Valeria, watching as well: You know...

Valeria: He doesn't love you. You could always join me and my cartel, we'd treat you better than he does.

Rodolfo: You think I want to join your peacock feather spreading, egotistical little boy band??

Valeria: Ok, sorry I asked

Rodolfo: Yeah, be sorry 😤

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Rodolfo: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Valeria: What’s up your ass this morning!

Alejandro: *walks in* ...Hey.

Valeria: Hmm… nevermind.

Rodolfo: WAIT NO!

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Ghost: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Soap: Um, murder???

Alejandro: Adventuring!

Rodolfo: Tuesday.

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Rodolfo: I give up. I am so tired.

Soap: Get the emergency supply!

Ghost: *carries Alejandro and places him in front of Rodolfo*

Alejandro: *smiles*

Rodolfo: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Ghost: Christmas is cancelled.

Rodolfo: You can't cancel a holiday.

Ghost: Keep it up, Rodolfo, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Rodolfo: What does that mean?

Ghost: Alejandro, take New Year's away from Rodolfo.

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Alejandro: What’s up with Soap? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Rodolfo: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Alejandro: Why?

Rodolfo: Ghost smiled at him.

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Rodolfo: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Soap: A doll.

Ghost: A cinnamon roll.

Alejandro: A sweetheart.

Rodolfo:

Rodolfo: ...stop it.

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Rodolfo: What are you getting Soap for the holidays?

Ghost: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Alejandro: I'm getting Soap a divorce lawyer.

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Rodolfo, opening his arms to greet Alejandro after coming home late: Mi amor!!

Alejandro: What's going on?

Rodolfo: I don't know what you mean love, we should go inside now

Alejandro: Where's the body??

Rodolfo: ...

Rodolfo: I don't know what you're talking about-

Alejandro: I'll get a shovel...

I made a few of these up myself, and I'm proud. Giving the babies the chaotic love they deserve.

#alerudy #alejandro vargas #alejandro x rudy #alejandro x rodolfo #call of duty incorrect quotes #call of duty #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Rodolfo is my feral baby #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #valeria garza #its long yall

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marksbear · 2 years ago

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Randomly thought pf this. But Aaron x his framed boyfriend (reader). His boyfriend is a simple bartender but after some murders that pointed towards his direction (all the victims being those who had hurt reader in the past. Old high school bullies, homophobic ex coworkers, strangers who made snide remarks to him in public)

You can choose if the real unsub is found or if Reader is successfully framed UwU (ooooh maybe the unsub could be Haily haha. Some jealousy of Reader stealing her man)

AHH good idea my friend! I haven't written something like this in a while so I am happy to write this! @real-levyanno hope you enjoy!

AARON HOTCHNER X FRAMED MALE READER

"Fuck me." Y/n cups his face in his hands sighing.

This is one of the places Y/n doesn't wanna be in. Hand cuffed and being interrogated by your own boyfriend and his co-workers.

Before all of this you were having a great day. It wasn't a slow day at the bar but it wasn't busy. It was just how you liked it. Everything was going perfect. No creeps were showing up, drunks who had gotten kicked out from a different bar and showed up here. Just some of your favorite regulars and a few new people.

Your favorite co-worker Liam was here too. Both of you cracking jokes and just goofing around with each other. Your boss was here to Kate and even she was chill and in a happy mood joining the fun from time to time.

Some new guy even showed up yelling to everyone drinks on him. Wow everything was just great.

Until police sirens and yelling came from outside. They all barge in at once aiming their guns at you while you clean a glass. "What the fuck----" "HANDS IN THE AIR FBI!" Derek shouts at you look you were a total stranger. "Guys cmon what is this?!" Y/n puts his hands in the air putting the glass down.

immediately cops circle around him arresting him dragging him outside. Loads of people are outside screaming at him and people takes pictures and videos of him. To top it all off there are interviewers trying to ask him questions and their cameras everywhere recording every single moment.

TIMESKIP IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM.

The whole team is in the room all quiet barely moving standing all around the room while Hotch is sitting across from Y/n. Y/n looks around confused as fuck as to why hes cuffed and why is he here.

"I can sit here and be quiet all day. Until one of you tells me why the hell i'm here." Y/n asks everyone in the room with his voice serious.

"Y/n we know it was you. We know you did it" J.J finally says something after a long break of silence after Y/n first question.

"What the hell are you talking about J.J?!" Y/n says with confusion on his face. "We know you killed those people Y/n." Reid says opening a file takes the photos of the victims placing them on the table for Y/n to see.

Y/n hearts drop once he realizes who they are. "That's Blake Jackson with his goons or his best friends really." Y/n suggests to photo where all of the boys are on the floor dead next to each other. "And that's Randy and Faith. My ex-coworkers. What the hell even my ex's and that one cheesy couple in highschool..."

"Y/n. What did all those people have in common?" Gideon questions crossing his arms.

"That they all hated me... Every single one of them hurt me in the past. All was homophobic even my ex's who dared me as a prank or a dare. They all hurt me" Y/n says remembering everything they done to him in the past closing his eyes.

"So that was your motive then huh?" Y/n eyes shoot straight open in shock and the same time betrayed. "What!? I could never do something like this!" Y/n shouts.

"I don't know Y/n. They made your life hell. And your story gives you a reason to give them the same hell they gave you." Morgan says shaking his head disappointed at Y/n.

"I-I can't believe y'all. Aaron say something! Tell them it wasn't me!" Y/n begs his boyfriend tears threatening to fall out. "We have your fingerprints on the murder weapon Y/n. We found your DNA in the crime scene Y/n." Aaron tells his boyfriend his heart aching once he sees his boyfriend teared up eyes.

"Aaron...y---you gotta believe me. I could never do something like that Aaron please. WHY! would you believe I would do something like that! You're supposed to trust me! Isn't this how this damn relationship is supposed to work!?!"

Y/n can't hold back his tears anymore. They fall onto the table and his lap as he cries softly. He wants nothing to just let this day be a dream. A nightmare or something.

Without anymore words the BAU leaves the room since their job here is done.

TIMESKIP

Y/n went to court weeks later after the interrogation. The whole team shows up in court to watch Y/n. Hotch stares at Y/n empty eyes that were once filled with hope. Y/n looks like hes been crying for days and neglecting himself from food and water only taking showers.

Once Y/n was found guilty he didn't cry. Its not like he didn't want to it was just nothing came out of his eyes. Y/n sees the team in the back of the court house. He locks eyes with Aaron before turning his eyes around to Liam giving him a smile.

As Y/n gets shown out not making an effort to fight back from the cops as they take him out. Haley comes up slowly from the way back of court and wraps her around Aaron comforting him with an evil smile on her face.

ANOTHER EPIC TIMESKIP

Years later!

Y/n was finally released early after years of investigation by his bestfriend Liam who didn't give up on him and proved to everyone that Y/n was innocent and Haley was the one who did the murders and framed Y/n.

Once the team found out about everything they immediately told Hotch about everything and all went to the prison where Y/n was held while waiting for him to be released.

Of course Hotch was a nervous wreck the whole team was. They all felt too bad and carried so much guilt about sending him to prison not even hearing him out. And not even sparing him a single visit only Penelope sends him monthly gifts.

Everyone freezes once they see Y/n step out wearing a wife beater with some sweatpants carrying a bag looking around. He looked way different he had scars on his arms some on his shoulders and he got a haircut even some tattoos on his arms and wrist.

Liam pushes past the team running to his friend full speed tackling him to a hug. The two laugh and scream rolling around finally at peace. "You bastard I love you Liam!" Y/n shouts at his best friend.

Those words made Hotch's heart ache. He never heard Y/n say those words to anyone besides him but once he heard him for the first time right now they hurt like hell.

As they get up Y/n sees the team and freezes. All the sudden Y/n begins to remember how much he cried and screamed in the interrogation room. His pleas and begs for someone to just believe him. Someone who can just listen.

Your heart swells when you lock eyes with Aaron. Liam visited you every week and told you what was going on with Aaron and Haley. After you went to jail they got back with each other fairly fast. From Liam's stories they sounded to be in a committed relationship and you were just some summer fling.

You take Liam by his hand telling him lets go, but gets stopped by Aaron getting in your way his arm out waiting for your hand to shake it. "Hi nice to meet you i'm Aaron Hotchner and you are?"

You feel yourself about to cry and smile at the same time. Aaron and you always do that every time the two of you argue and get in a fight. It's a way to start over only you and him can understand. You hated how weak you are for this man who made you lose yourself. You took his hand and gave it a firm shake.

"My name is Y/n L/n. Nice to meet you Aaron."

THE END

I may probably make another ending when the reader is the unsub or the reader doesn't take Hotch back! Hope you enjoyed and let me know if I should do it!

#criminal minds x male reader #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotchner x male reader #aaron hotch #x male reader #male reader #the bear club

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foxcantswim · 1 year ago

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Barbie x Harley Quinn // Lucky I Love Ya

First Barbie x Harley fic out there??? I am now BEGGING for more. I am also begging for requests for these two. I'm on my knees at this point.

Harley breaks Barbie out of jail. Afterall, she would do anything for her girlfriend.

TW: Mention of catcalling, blood, language

Barbie had been arrested… again… She had been catcalled one too many times and she had simply lost her patience, a punch and a kick there had landed her in yet another cell.

Harley grabbed hold of Barbie's wrist and pulled her closer, "Watch your back!" she shouted before pointing a gun at a cop who had appeared behind Barbie.

Taking a deep breath, Barbie closed her eyes and awaited the gunshot. She flinched. Harley had always been on the extreme side. She had even offered Barbie a gun a few days ago, which she obviously declined.

An arm wrapped around Barbie's waist, "You sure are lucky I like you enough to bust you outta here, puddin'."

A shy smile appeared on Barbie's face, "You know I appreciate it. But you don't have to keep…" she dared to take a look behind her towards the body on the floor, "Keep doing things like this," her voice became quiet.

The concept of death was always something Barbie had a problem with. And Harley didn't exactly help with that.

"Anything for my doll," Harley licked her lips, leaning in close, "One day you'll use a gun and you'll see just how exciting this shit can be." Barbie took a step back, narrowly avoiding Harley's kiss. Harley stuck out her tongue, Barbie couldn't help but smile.

Barbie was grateful for Harley. She had run into her when she was robbing a bank… Of course she was. A stray bullet had flew past her head, missing her by mere inches. Harley was about to make sure the next bullet hit its mark, but then she realised something. It was almost as if she was looking into a mirror…

Harley was determined to look after this mysterious woman from that day on.

It had been a few months since the two first met now.

"You want to take me to where?"

"BarbieLand!" Barbie exclaimed with a huge grin on her face.

BarbieLand was something she had brought up a few times, Harley was still confused at the possibility of a whole other world which was run by women and… very pink?

"This again?" she groaned, "You really think someone like me would be able to function somewhere like that? You know I love ya, doll, but I ain't goin' anywhere near that place," Harley said as she sat down on the sofa, leaning back.

"Erm… Gloria probably wouldn't like it if you got…" Barbie nodded towards Harley's blood covered clothes, "That on her furniture."

Speaking of Gloria. She almost fainted from a panic attack upon seeing TWO Barbies. It had taken a few weeks for her to get used to it.

"Isn't this kind of weird…?" she had asked.

"I'm literally friends with a walking shark and a woman who can control plants. Nothin' is weird to me."

Harley giggled up at Barbie, "Me n Gloria are like this," she crossed her fingers, "She won't mind."

"I won't mind what?"

"Speak of the devil," Harley smirked before kicking her feet up on the coffee table.

"Hi, sorry I'm late I had a-" Gloria froze in her tracks, "Get up! Now!" she shouted, instantly moving to grab Harley's hand to pull her up, "What the hell happened?"

"Nothin'!" Harley smiled as innocently as she could.

Gloria released her hand, "Really?" she tried to control her breathing at the sight of blood staining her couch.

"Some assholes were gettin' all up in my doll's business. I only did what was right and broke her out of jail."

"Jail?! Again?!" Gloria's eyes darted towards Barbie who was shifting back and forth on her feet.

"She was stickin' up for herself," Harley argued, "Men can be assholes."

Gloria sighed deeply, "That doesn't mean you can go around killing people! For one thing, you are dragging evidence here!" Despite not wanting to be anywhere near the blood, she ran to the kitchen to grab some rubber gloves in preparation of a thorough cleanup. This hadn't been the first time Harley had shown up covered in blood. Of course Gloria had called the cops the first handful of times, but each and every time Harley would somehow escape and show up once again.

"She was only trying to help," Barbie muttered as Gloria made her way back towards the couch with multiple different cleaning products in hand.

Harley laughed and walked up behind Barbie, wrapping her aways around her waist, "Ya see… Even puddin' knows I'm only doing what's right."

Gloria had found it incredibly narcissistic when Harley had announced that she was in a relationship with Barbie a few weeks ago. But then again, that was totally a Harley thing to do.

"I never said it was right," Barbie gasped.

"You wound me, babe!" Harley pouted as she rested her chin on Barbie's shoulder.

"You need to leave. Both of you. I need to disinfect the whole house." Gloria loved Barbie, regardless of her choices. And if Harley made her happy, then who was she to judge? If Gloria was being honest, she was glad that Harley was there to look after Barbie in the outside world. She was still learning about how to be human, afterall. She just hoped that Barbie was learning how to be a good person.

Harley planted a kiss on Barbie's cheek before moving away, "But where would we go? You can't kick us out like this," Harley wiped her eyes, trying her hardest to produce tears.

Barbie's frown soon turned into a huge smile, "We can go to BarbieLand!"

Before Harley could protest, Gloria interrupted, "Yes. That is a great idea. The police won't look for you there."

Harley was quickly on knees in front of Gloria, "Don't let her take me there!" she clasped her hands together and begged, "What if I don't make it back alive?!"

"You are always so dramatic," Gloria shook her head before looking over at Barbie, "Go on. Take all the time you need."

Barbie giggled with joy before pulling Harley up from the ground, "We're going to have so much fun, Harley!" she placed a kiss on her cheek, which melted the latter's heart.

It was becoming increasingly hard for Harley to deny whatever Barbie wanted. It was rare for Barbie to show affection, so a simple kiss on the cheek was usually her undoing.

"Okay! You've convinced me, doll!" Harley linked their arms together before dragging her towards the door, "Good luck with the blood!" she laughed towards Gloria.

"Ha ha……" Gloria rolled her eyes. Just before thy were about to leave the house, Gloria gasped, "Harley! Clean yourself up before you leave!"

"Booooo! You're no fun," she replied. Barbie had to forcefully drag Harley up the stairs towards the bathroom.

Harley clicked the lock as soon as they were in. It was barely even five seconds before Barbie found herself pushed against the sink.

"Nope!" Barbie put a hand up as Harley leaned in, "I refuse to kiss you when you are covered in… that."

"Dollfaaaace, you're killin' me!" Harley rolled her eyes, but she did indeed move Barbie out of the way in order to reach the sink. She had never scrubbed her face faster, water and soap splashed over the sides haphazardly.

"There we go!" Harley cheered before turning towards Barbie once more, instantly claiming her lips with her own. Barbie automatically smiled into the kiss.

"Much better," Barbie said when she pulled away.

"Love ya, babe," Harley moved a stray hair out of Barbie's face before going back in for seconds. The kiss soon deepened, it was always hard for Harley not to escalate things.

A loud bang could soon be heard coming from the front door.

"Ma'am, we're looking for Harley Quinn… Again."

"Fuckin' cops," Harley groaned as she buried her face into a panting Barbie's neck.

"L-Language," Barbie shivered under her grasp.

"I think it's about time we jump this place, puddin'," she pressed a soft kiss to the underside of her jaw before reluctantly pulling away.

The pair made their way to the room next door, Barbie always made sure to keep a spare change of clothes in a bag for Harley.

"Do I really need to change?" she groaned.

"Yes! You can't go out looking like that!" Blood still clearly stained her clothes.

"Lucky I love ya," Harley rolled her eyes before grabbing the bag.

Barbie clapped her hands together in excitement as she watched Harley change, "We're finally going to BarbieLand!" she shouted.

"Shh!" Harley hushed her.

Once Harley was finally changed, she ran towards the window and flung it open. She reached out to hold Barbie's hand before the pair jumped.

Harley was not looking forward to the trip to BarbieLand. She had no idea what was in store for her… But if it made Barbie happy, then so be it. The smile on her girlfriend's face as they skated alongside the beach was worth it.

#barbie #harley quinn #margot robbie #barbie x harley #suicide squad #dc universe #harley #barbie fanfic #harley quinn fanfic #margot robbie fanfic

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soupdeewoop · 7 months ago

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favorite lines from "THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT"

your wife waters flowers, i want to kill her

All my mornings are monday stuck in an endless february

but you're in self-sabotage mode, throwing spikes down the road

we're modern idiots

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate

i scratch your head, you fall asleep, like a tattooed golden retriever

sometimes i wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me, but you told lucy you'd kill yourself if I ever leave

'cause it fit too right, puzzle pieces in the dead of night, I shouldve known it was a matter of time

'cause i knew too much, there was danger in the heat of my touch, he saw forever so he smashed it up

did you really beam me up?, in a cloud of sparkling dust, just to do experiments on, tell me I was the chosen one, showed me that this world is bigger than us, then sent me back where I came from

now im down bad crying at the gym, everything comes out teenage petulance, "fuck it if I cant have him", "I might just die, it would make no difference"

how dare you think its romantic, leaving me safe and stranded

my spine split from carrying us up to the hill, wet through my clothes, weary bones caught the chill

thinking how much sad did you think I had, did you think I had in me? oh the tragedy

i stopped cpr, after all its no use

two graves, one gun, ill find someone

you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? i died on the alter waiting for the proof

i just learned these people try and save you 'cause they hate you

id rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin', ill tell you something 'bout my good name, its mine along with all the disgrace, I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empire's clothing

there's a lot of people in town that I bestow upon my fakest smiles

my friends tried, but i wouldn't hear it, watched me daily disappearing, for just one glimse of his smile

another summer, taking cover, rolling thunder, he doesnt understand me, splintered back in winter, silent dinners, bitter, he was with her in dreams

little did you know you home's really only a town youre just a guest in

florida, is one hell of a drug, florida, can I use you up?

little did you know your home's really only the town youll get arrested, so pack your life away just to wait out the shitstorm back in texas

i need to forget, so take me to florida, ive got some regrets, ill bury them in florida, tell me I'm despicable, say its unforgivable, at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, florida

go on, fuck me up

this cage was once just fine, am i allowed to cry?

what if hes written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?

these fatal fantasie given way to laboured breath taking all of me, weve already done in my head

what if the way you hold me is actually whats holy?

they dont know how youve haunted me so stunningly, i choose you and me, religiously

if you wanted me dead you shouldve just said

crash the party like a record crash as i scream, "whos afraid of little old me?", you should be

i wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me, you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

you caged me and then you called me crazy, i am what i am 'cause you trained me, so whos afraid of me?

they shake their heads saying, "god, help her" when i tell 'em hes my man

ill show you heaven if youll be an angel, all mine

whoa, maybe i cant

i thought i was better safe than starry-eyed

if you know it in one glimpse, its legendary, you and i go from one kiss to getting married

you shit-talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles, i wish i could unrecall, how we almost had it all

youre the loss of my life

the lights refract sequin stars off her silhouette every night, i can show you lies

'cause im a real tough kid, i can handle my shit, they said "babe, you gotta fake it till you make it" and i did

lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die

im so depressed, i act like its my birthday everday

'cause im miserable (haha), and nobody even knows, try and come for my job

and i dont even want you back, i just want to know, if rusting my sparking summer was the goal

you didnt measure up in any measure of a man

in fifty years will all this be declassifed?, and ill say, "good riddance"

i wouldve died for youre sins, instead i just died inside

so when i touch down, call the amateurs and cut 'em from the team

'cause the sign on your heart said its still reserved for me, honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?

he jokes that "its heroin, but this time with an E"

you look like clara bow

this town is fake but youre the real thing, breath of fresh ait through smoke rings

the crowd goes wild at her fingertip, half moon shine, a full eclipse

youre the new god were worshipping, promise to be dazzling

beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours demanding more

you look like taylor swift, in this light, were loving it, youve got edge, she never did, the futures bright, dazzling

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mareenavee · 1 year ago

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Criminal asks! *grabby hands*

8, 15, and 22 please :)

Maple!! I was half wondering if you'd made this ask game before I saw the actual post this morning LOL. They seem like your kind of discussions, and I'm here for it.

Thank you for these!

From this caustic ask game right here.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

We're all entitled to our opinions, but I refuse to believe Ondolemar actually wants to be a Thalmor. He does some real RIEKLING BEHAVIOR SHIT in the Embassy for you if you get some bard or whatever arrested for their Talos-flavored nonsense. (Please, I hate this quest as much as the next person. I'm definitely live and let live ambivalent about Talos nonsense.) Granted, to get him to help here, you yourself have to not be a [redacted] idiot with the vocabulary of a Riekling yourself. :>

If he agrees to help you, then you get this gem of a conversation five feet from Elenwen, who is, presumably his superior:

Ondolemar: "How dare you speak of the Thalmor in such a disgusting manner!" Razelan: "What? I didn't... hmm? No listen, you must have misunderstood... I would never openly insult your... that is to say..." Ondolemar: "Your insults and provocations have gone far enough! I'd kill you where you stand if I wasn't bound by my oath as an officer of the Aldmeri Dominion."

This is Riekling Behavior. It is Causing Problems On Purpose for some [redacted] just because they helped with a simple quest he could have definitely thrown his power around to accomplish without thievery and tomfoolery.

To my eye he wanted to see if you, the player, were willing to throw away all reason to help him, and do so without getting your ass caught and thrown in jail. He needs people who can manage simple tasks without getting the entire government involved so he can trust you in the future. For what? Very out of character to LET IN RANDOM PEOPLE to secret Thalmor business in a secret Thalmor unjoinable faction.

He does not want to be part of this and/or is trying to do something about them. Bet. (Anyway thanks for coming to my TES talk.)

15. That one thing you see in fanart all the time

Hmm. I am usually in awe of fanart to be perfectly honest. But I suppose, and this is likely my very Aro/Ace brain, if I see a lot of fanart of pairings of OC/NPC, and I can't tell what the OC's deal is outside of who they are paired with -- ie, set aside, they have no personality at all on their own, then I'm going to be a little less likely to give the art attention. I want to know who the characters are, not just who they're [redacted.] Ya know what I mean? Sorry that's pretty blunt but it's true. I think this is why my favorite fanart is from or for people whose characters are part of a larger work -- ie a comic or a fanfiction. So I can understand the character.

This is specifically about fanart of pairings with no story other than x OC is with x NPC, that's it, that's their story. I am usually still in awe of just OC artwork, or just NPCs. And yeah there's always going to be exceptions but the question brought to mind maybe three artists I find myself bored of seeing work from LOL out of the hundreds I do love to follow.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

...Am I allowed to say Athis here?

Okay so. I don't think I have to defend him to you, Maple lol (: But for others who may be out of the loop -- we stan a good Athis and we just want him to make something of his life. Yes, yes.

Anyway he exists. He's that one elf dude in the Companions? That one, yes. He was a shell of a character, yes, in Vanilla. He also looks a bit... We'll just keep our opinions on the vanilla art direction to ourselves in this case. Anyway it's little wonder he's been ignored...

But yes, please, you're ignoring a favorite bean, friends. Write more Athis. I don't even care how you write him, but please. Join me in the tag. LOL he deserves attention.

I picked him for World because he was a shell character and due to the project I've become enamored of all the iterations that could be. So ... join me in the brain rot. Yes, thank you.

#AskMareena #choose violence ask game #tes #tesblr #ondolemar #athis #riekling behavior! lol #elder scrolls #skyrim fanfic #fanficblr

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paulinawoodpecker · 9 months ago

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Final battle: The Triple Team fights tiffany mordon and defeats The villains part 1,2,3,4, and final

@jakkiisthatboy2

Ramirez: tad?!

Victoria: look!

Tad: 😧

Tiffany: Greetings, toad…

Tad: Tiffany mordon! On behalf of the bravest hero and the triple team, I'm placing you under arrest!

Tiffany: You can't do that! I'll just arrest you right back.

Tad: On what charge?!

Tiffnay: False arrest? Being annoying? Who cares?!

Tad: You stabbed your opponents in the back, Tiffany!

Tiffany: Just like you stabbed me in the back, taking my fans, my sponsors, my lucrative endorsement deals, my spotlight!

Tad: You were my rival. Now you're no better than max!

Tiffany: How dare you. I am way better-looking than my parents!

Tad: I'm taking you in. By force, if necessary.

Tiffany: Oh, wittle toad with a wittle gun! *laughs*

Tiffany: *gets hit by his staff*

Tad: Huh.

Tiffany: 💢

Ramírez: Oh.

Tad: Tiffany, stop! You don't want to do this!

Tiffany: Don't tell me what I want to do!

Tad: you’re on!

All: *fights each other*

Tiffany: mummy isn’t your friend!

Tad: he is! You just didn’t know him!

Tiffany: I did but I broke his heart. Like how you did.

Ramirez: what?

Victoria: you hurt his feelings?

Tad: you what?

Tad: no wonder you’re so mean! Even to me that one day!

Tiffany: what was wrong with you! You’re nothing!

Tad: I’m not a nothing! *lunges his sword to her* I’m a something!

Ramirez: this has to stop!

Victoria: this isn’t you!

Tiffany: oh this is me alright!

Tad: no it isn’t…

Tad: max and the others are tricking you! He wants you to destroy the entire system here!

Tiffany: Oh, that's right, you know everything!

Tad: Uh-oh!

Tiffany: Hey, why don't we all just listen to tad stones?

Victoria: tad, look out!

Tad: Whoa!

Ramirez: Oh, my.

Victoria sent out a vision plasma beats

Plasma Beast: *laughs*

Tiffany: Some of it got in my mouth! It's in my mouth!

Tad: she’s just too good.

Ramirez: oh dear!

Victoria: Whoa!

Tiffany: Tornado Launcher! The vegetable may be a lunatic, but he sure can build a gun.

Tiffany: do you want to know who you are toad?

Tad: really? Who am I?

Tiffany: we queen bees wish you were never into this world! You’re worthless! You will never get anything right! No one will even trust you or love you!

Tad: enough!

Tiffany: you’re nothing. You got no talent, no bravery! You’re just a scaredy cat!

Tiffany: you are just an ugly pathetic archaeologist who also known as the scared fat fascist hero!

Tad: …

Tiffany: well?

Tad: *sets himself free*

Tiffany: not on my watch!

Tiffany: I must finish this! Right now!

Tiffany: 😈

Tad: Tiffany, please! You're not a villain! You're not like your family. This isn't you, and you know it!

Tiffany: you don’t have to- what?

Tad: If you press that button, everyone in this place will die, including us! Is that how you want to be remembered?

Tiffany: …

Tad: Tiffany…you have to let it go…

Tiffany: *gets teary* 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Tiffany: *presses the button but tad catches the mean queen bees including Rina and Tiffany and make it out of the cave with everyone else leaving*

The crystal cave exploded

Tad: we did it!

All: *cheers*

Ramirez: yes!

Victoria: woo hoo!

Tad: I knew we can do it!

Tiffany: 🥺…

Tad: Tiffany?

Tiffany: 🥺

Tiffany: 🥺 I'm sorry. I just wanted to show the world what I can do… including you…

Tad: …

Tiffany: 🥺 I don't know how things got this far.

Blair: yeah. I’m sorry too

Ying: me too…

Andrea: me three

Rina: yeah. Me too…

Tiffany: now what? Who’s gonna take care of us now?

Tad: we can. Now that you learned your lesson, you guys can stay with us. How does that sound?

Tiffany: *looks and the mean queen bees*

Tiffany: *breathes*

Tiffany: okay…we can give it a try.

The mean queen bees: *hugs Tiffany and cheers for her*

#tad the lost explorer #tadeo jones #tad the lost explorer 4 #tadeo jones 4

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wench-and-jezebel · 2 years ago

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The Musketeers Reaction: Friends and Enemies

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

You sure you don’t need to rest buddy? You’re huffing pretty hard

[Also, they had the horseshoe upside down; no wonder shit goes wrong (Spoiler: shit goes wrong)]

I wouldn’t know which is which 😀

Ah! Your boo! [Ma'am, do you really think I'd adore a person who steals and kills peop- oh.] …. Yes [You know what- Just watch the show, woman]

[Also, btw... "d'Artagnan" is not pronounced the way they pronounce it. It's not "Dart-an-yun." It's "Dart-en-yaw" ish. Rough phonetics because idk but it's roughly that] Well now neither of those look even remotely correct. Gah damn ancient times 🙂 [Edit: someone mentioned that this might be intentional? To show he comes from outside the "posh" part of town? idk if that's the case, but it's an interesting theory]

[Hold up… ad.] Okay! [Bruh these ads are so long] 😂😂😂 [BRUH IT CHANGED TO CSI Hold up] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ CSI said you ain’t cheating on it with the musketeers [lkjsaldakfjadsf]

Wait, Peter Capaldi? [Yup!] Sounds familiar [12th doctor]

[This is Athos] 😱😱 I already said he favors Daryl… right? [Yes. I think. But ‘tis true]

Sir [I love him] No need to be rude to the water [alskdjf It was ice] Oh ☠️

[And this be Porthos] Oh shit! So these are the three musketeers? [No… Those are the two Musketeers and d'Artagnan. The third Musketeer ain't been along yet] Oooooh

[This is Aramis. He’s the third. (And yes… he’s "that stupid")] Well damn ☠️😂

Damn I need a corset… these cheap ass bras can’t compare ‘Tis trueeee

[Also, to be clear… He's having an affair with the mistress ot the Cardinal. One of the most important people in France. The King's main advisor. Just to put that in perspective. That’s why Athos said “Tell me he’s not that stupid”] Oh. Well SHIT 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😂😂😂 [Also, that's Peter Capaldi] Yeah I recognized him immediately

How he not see him?!

Ahh the gang’s all together!

Ahhh, love [“Or lust”] Ye, lol ["Oh look: a man, pretending to acknowledge the difference" - Ten Inch Hero]

[I love Athos] 😂😂😂

“Any lice or crabs?” ☠️

Why am I getting Izzy vibes off the Doctor? [I mean. You should… I’m getting them too alskdjf] 😂😂😂 [It’s the Cardinal tho… Since I'm assuming you don't wanna spell Richelieu every time] Ye! I don’t ☠️☠️☠️ it wouldn’t turn out nice

Oh is that The Milady? [I say nothing]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Adele tipping her hand here]

Ack [Technically, she was "undressed" in the first scene… Corset + petticoat = scandalous]

Wellll… Cannnnn you trust her?

Well damn… This show is just crazy

Pause! ADDDDD [Is it an ad for Scream? Because we might have the same on- MATTHEW LILLARDDDDDDDD] NO *sigh* 🙁 [How dare] FOUR FUKCING ADDDDSS [Yup] CRIMINAL MINDSSSS [RUDE] THE NEW ONE [I got Star Trek tho so… I win]

OH I SEE WHATS HAPPENING! le gasp… Imposters

That ribbon around her neck is giving the girl with the green ribbon vibes [I seeeee! *has no clue what that means*] You donttttt knowwww that boook? 😱 [Nope. WATCH THE SHOW]

Buddy. You. Really. Came out. WITH A BLOODY KNIFE. [alskfdj Yup. I never said d'Art was smart. Well, wise, but shh; the rhyme was important]

[Love herrrr]

Ooooop he ded [Buddy's not doing too hot]

[Ma'am fingering her ring like it'll take away her Impure Thoughts about d'art. It will not] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Get ready for this Inigo Montoya-ass shit] 😂😂😂😂

“You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

"We weren't going to kill him" [*simultaneously* "We weren't going to kill him" "Weren't we?" "Next time let us know!"] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[The way Richelieu’s eyes widen on "murder" tho a;lkdsfj]

They were like oh shit they drug us into this [They're kinda idiots tho. What kind of criminal goes around like "oh, yeah, here's my name and rank! Come arrest me!"] EXACTLY

BRUH [Ruh roh]

[Pause! Ad] I got one too lol [I think it depends on time stamp for PlutoTV. We'll probably line up perfectly for the most part. Also… Jeremy Renner!] Oh, I got Renner too! [Mayor of whatever it is?] Yes. [Countttt!] Midpoint? [Oh. Okay! I forgot those existed… DO ITTTTT] 😂😂😂😂

– – –

Jezebel: We could not live in these times… Our bad luck would get the whole family executed with these rules ☠️

Wench: aldskjf That's true! The trials kinda. Suck

Jezebel: Also idk why I didn’t automatically think the guy was an imposter at the beginning lol… I was like oooof! Is this like… are his hands tied and he has to do this? Orrr??

Wench: Nope :) Athos was too busy drinking and getting a hangover and half drowning himself to be robbing and murdering. Not that he would do it anyway, it must be said.

Jezebel: Imma go on and make the prediction that the Doctor Cardinal had hired the imposters

Wench: :))) I say nothingggg!

Jezebel: Really, that’s all I can think of rn! But I’m enjoying it!

Wench: OIIIII! THE CHARACTERS! You must at least address Athos, please, I beg. (But also. I'd appreciate you discussing the main four laksdjf)

Jezebel: 😂😂😂😂 I definitely understand why Athos is your favorite

Wench: My beloved! And you haven't even seen much yet

Jezebel: Lol!! And the other two are hilarious! Especially the flirty one! ☠️☠️

Wench: Aramis?

Jezebel: Ye

Wench: alkdsjflaksdjf So... this is a show based loosely around a book. When we get to endpoint, I'm telling you some Things, but I want to let you get the impression of the show first

Jezebel: And d’Art(I’m not even trying) is clearly young. His common sense is lacking ☠️

Wench: Precisely… Wait 'til I tell you about the book :)

Jezebel: 💀💀💀💀 Also… I feel like this picture pretty much sums up the king ☠️☠️

Wench: asdlkfj Accurate

Jezebel: And I love that Treville stands up for Athos! Instead of just believing he’s guilty

Wench: So, that's a thing... He’s kinda SPN Bobby. And he’s basically father figure to the Three + d’Art (eventually known as Les Inseparables, or The Inseparables) and they are basically his kids. (And I wanna say this is especially true for Athos, but I could be wrong with that bit) So this is basically his son going off to be executed

Jezebel: Ahhh! 🙂 lol

Wench: Also… The music might sound familiar. Not fully, but like in that haunting way where you think you've heard it before but can't place it? That’s because the theme and (I think) some of the score was done by Murray Gold (aka the guy who did Doctor Who's score during the bits you've seen)

Jezebel: Both are BBC right?

Wench: Yes. And you'll notice a lot of overlap. You remember Mr. Blue Sky dude? Elton?

Jezebel: Ack! Yes

Wench: He's a villain in a later season named Rochefort

Jezebel: Ahhh! I see 🙂 Also, I want to do the next episode like noon tomorrow if you can! So I’m not tired 😂😂 cause I’m enjoying this and I want to more consciously enjoy it lol!

Wench: Sounds good!

Jezebel: Ready?

Wench: Yup!

– – –

Ooooop! [Louis, panicking: "I am not panicking"] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[This mf]

Why would his body still be at the inn ☠️☠️☠️ [Why wouldn't it? lakdsjf] B-because it’s an inn [And? Ya stick the dead bodies wherever there's space alkdsjf] “Oh don’t mind the body… Scuffle this morning. It’ll decompose in time. All good. Cheerio!” [Basically!]

[Fun lil character scene! And by fun I mean Trauma (™)] Le gasp

The- He really left ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [alksdjflkdjf he did]

The womannnn! Double crosssser

Oh shit. They just all dead! Tf? [Yup! Like I said: stick the bodies where ya can] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[btw... Musketeers = King's guard. Red Guard = Cardinal's troops. They're warring groups] Ahhhhh! I see

Sir we know you’re in a massive library, so big there’s echo. But you don’t have to scream

Lol ☠️☠️☠️ [:))) I love Porthos and Aramis too! It's not quiteeee to the same degree, but I adore them] Yesss! Flirt gives me Hook vibes. Just like he looks like him. [Similar, yes. There's some subtle difference or something (since I haven't hyperfixated on him) but yes] 😂😂😂

He turned into a dog

Oooop- [Constance, my beloved] He’s been duped [I really wanna know what happened to make her so friendly to Athos, ngl. That was a really scandalous thing she just did]

Surprise is everything…. *two seconds later* Surprise would have been everything

[Also, did I mention that Constance is badass? Because she is] No, you didn’t, but I love it

Get him d’Artinigo! [... Ma’am] That took so fucking long to type cause I couldn’t spell Inigo. ☠️ [OH THAT'S- laksjdflkadsjf I thought it was just a typo] 😂😂😂

Well, shit

Ma’am! You were the one flirtinggggg and ring-twirling

[Heh heh heh. You remember the formula for my faves? Because um. Heh. Heh heh Man be a bittttt uncaring about safety.] *sigh*

Kid’s like yeahhhhh about before. Sorry [He got an Athos Nod(™)] 🙂 [Athos Nod(™)s be important because man doesn't speak and he's gotta show respect somehow alskdjf] That’s fair! ☠️☠️☠️ *sigh*

Ooooooof. Well, damn, ma’am [Yup] DAMN That’s dark af [Yep]

Buddy… That’s your story now too

Ooooop- Bruh, he is just mordorring [Makes you wonder why he needs Milady as an assassin] Oh shit

Did he kill her with ol’ dude’s gun? [I don't think so]

Oh shit [Milady is such an interesting character, goodness] I don’t .. are the priests allowed to say that ☠️ [They're not supposed to, but I guess they can]

– – –

Jezebel: That shit was WILD! 😂😂😂 I really do like it tho!

Wench: GOOD

Jezebel: Poor Adele!

Wench: Yeah... She does get mentioned again, though. It takes a bit, but she does. She doesn't just get forgotten

Jezebel: My brain’s kinda all over the place… But poor Athos too!

Wench: You should go into more detail there :) (Yes, I am going to try to sway you into Athos favoritism! It's fine if you like the others more, but you need to know that this is happening. My beloved!!!)

Jezebel: Loool! Idk I really like Flirt!! 😂😂😂 but yeah I’ll probably fall for Athos before long 😂

Wench: Aramis? THEN THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS LEARN HIS NAME

Jezebel: Flirt, Aramis, same name different font… and spelling, shush

Wench: But nah, tbh, you might well end up liking Aramis better. Most people do, judging by what I've seen in the fandom, but I admit it's not a fully reliable poll

Jezebel: I like his and Porthos’s relationship. Also idk. I say personality but I haven’t seen MUCH of it yet. I just can tell from what I’ve see I’ll like him. If that makes sense 👀☠️

Wench: Yeah, I get it

Jezebel: Also, married gal and d’Art are cute. Even if she is married and he is googly-eyeing priest killer

Wench: Constance is awesome, I agree. And, tbh, Milady is super cool, even if homicidal

Jezebel: Fair! Also… The cardinal can go suck eggs in hell with Izzy. ☠️☠️ And the king. Is a child. Like most kings are

Wench: It gets worse

Jezebel: And… Honestly I can’t think of more so share away about the book

Wench: OKAY SO. First off, I need to explain introductions of each of the characters. They changed this for the show, and, as I said in this post (here), I appreciate the new version but also mourn the loss because. d'Art, instead of trying to avenge his father, is actually going to Paris to become a Musketeer. On the way, he stops at an inn and, while there, a dude disses his horse. Despite the fact that no, actually, he doesn't much like his horse, and has been bemoaning being stuck with it since he started out, he now has to challenge dude to a duel. Then, he loses.

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Wench: Fast-forward to when he gets to the Garrison: he arrives just in time to hear Porthos/Aramis giving a report to Treville (which features the fact that Athos has gotten severely wounded in a fight, fun fact). Fast-forward a little more, d'Art is mid-talking to Treville about possibly getting a job there when he sees the dude outside his window and is like... Damn this job interview; I must pursue the man who insulted the horse I insulted myself not two days ago. (d'Art and his horse is a very "no one is mean to them but me" situation)

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Wench: Anyway, in the process of trying to track down this dude, he: a) literally runs head-first into Athos (aggravating his, did I mention, Severe wound in the process) and refuses to apologize, thus getting challenged to a noon duel; b) runs past Porthos and discovers something a bit embarrassing, and then proceeds to taunt Porthos about it for no reason, thus getting challenged to a one o’clock duel; and c) after losing the guy he was trying to hard to follow (AND. LITERALLY WHILE HE IS TALKING ABOUT BEING LESS HOT-HEADED. Because he’s realized he just got duel challenges from two Musketeers.) he comes across Aramis, accidentally exposes the fact that he’s having an affair with a married woman (not Adele), and thus gets challenged to a two o’clock duel. And all of this while running down a single stretch of road ☠️

Jezebel: My little clueless buddy… At least show!him is not quite THAT clueless

Wench: OH AND. They're all each other's seconds, so they all show up to Athos' duel and are like. Wait. Wot. Buddy got in a fight with all three of us? And it swiftly becomes apparent that yes, he did. Within the span of fifteen minutes. AND. This is all forgotten because then the Red Guard show up and are like "Oh, hold up, you're dueling? That's against the rules! Let us arrest you" and it turns into a duel.

Jezebel: 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

Wench: Anyway... the book follows a different plot from the show, but I'm not sure I can fully enumerate how. The Athos/Milady backstory is pretty accurate, but her fate changes between the two. (And across the other adaptations, which I also might make you watch, just btw.) I think Constance existed in the book but Milady kills her? If I recall correctly. (Very different plotline from the show, I'll tell you that now.) Aramis, btw — as hasn't been developed in-show yet, but is hilarious — is both a womanizer and deeply religiously devout. He literally goes over to a woman's house to teach her Bible study

Jezebel: 😂😂😂😂

Wench: And they study the Bible by studying God's gift of each other's bodies

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Wench: And. I think the final thing that I haven't yet said. The author of this book? (The Three Musketeers?) Is the same dude who wrote The Count of Monte Cristo. He's one of if not my favorite author. I read The Man in the Iron Mask too (which is the sequel to this book), but I hatedddddd it. Not because of the writing, which was impeccable as ever, but because of what he did to the characters 😭

Jezebel: I’ve seen the one with Leo DiCaprio

Wench: Yeah, that's.... That's a story. That's a very happy story. Relatively. If I recall correctly. Only one of them dies. In the book. One of them gets exiled. And the others. All. Fucking. Die. I sat there on the couch reading it and sobbing my eyes out because my dude killed off Athos' son, and then had Athos die of grief-tinged-old-age afterward. The fucking pain.

Jezebel: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 ACK

Wench: He had a vision about it before the messenger even arrived btw

Jezebel: Ooooof 🥺🥺

Wench: I cried. So fucking hard. I legit did not recover for too long.

Jezebel: Well damn!! 😦 ack

Wench: Basically, in the book version, Aramis plots to replace the king with his twin, as was done in the film, but instead of it being successful, the king gets let back out of prison and takes over the throne again. Aramis and Porthos go on the run, but Porthos dies in the process and Aramis is then essentially in exile, and d'Art dies in battle at the very end. And Athos, as I said, has the above fate. Still love Dumas, but he betrayed me with that

Jezebel: 💔💔💔💔

Wench: Anyway... comparably, the show is much lighter. Is the good news! And I think that’s all the book ranting I have.

Jezebel: 😂😂😂😂

Wench: Next episode tomorrow?

Jezebel: YES!

#jezebel (pr)#musketeers #the musketeers #bbc musketeers #bbc musketeers reactions #athos #porthos #aramis #d'artagnan #i think i'll probably mostly tag these with just the characters?#idk #we'll play it by ear #s01e01 #friends and enemies #portamis #technically only a little but it plants the seeds #the other reacts in the series are much heavier in it #flort #<jezebel’s name for them

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citrinekay · 2 years ago

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It's 4:17am (I can't sleep) and I can't get over this:

Joo-won considers the question, frowning only a little before concluding, “I don’t care about those other people. Because of you, I went to hell and arrested my own father. I also have friends in Manyang who won’t turn me away because of it. I have a job where I feel as if I’m contributing something worthwhile. Because of you, I arrested the person I care about most in the world and I couldn’t see him for a whole year. Because of you, that year felt like a decade.”

Honestly, how dare you? 🥲 That's so painful and romantic and just- ah!!! Thank you for continuing to share you BE fics with us! They're outstanding each and every time 😊

I'm so sorry about the insomnia but glad our sweet, earnest boy's love confession could provide some comfort ❤ we all know that Joo-won can be a little too obsessive and myopic at times but it's not always the worst traits in the world - in this case very good for Dong-sik!! When I was writing this scene, I thought about that moment in the rain and "i will go to hell" and how Joo-won was willing to do all that for Dong-sik and Dong-sik was willing to accept it because it was sort of what Joo-won deserved/needed to do and in the end, it would serve to take down his sister's murderer, which was all he wanted all those years. But when it comes to something like love, it's completely different. they have both spent a lot of time feeling as if they do not deserve love or are not capable of giving it. There's so much growth in being able to just stand up and say, I see you for all your flaws and I am choosing to love you. The "i'm going to love you on purpose" of it all 🥺 anyway thanks for reading and thanks for the message!! It made my morning!!

#this is from my new fic history of a monster btw everyone else seeing this #its all about trauma and healing and realizing you are not in fact a monster but a survivor #and love. its always about love #ask #my writing

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maguro13-2 · 3 months ago

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The Dark Picture REPAINT Pt.9 ~ Origins of the Ink Demon : Operation Drawcia Pt.10 ~

*Sonic SFX : Jet Roaring*

Ashley : [To Commander] Who are you?

G.U.N Commander : Why...? I am the Commander of G.U.N, I operate the entire military of the United Nations, I am in charge of the operations on taking out the things that we caused in San Francisco. Despite all of our efforts in the Space Colony ARK, all of men have been jeered by the public and I had no choice but to AWOL them as well.

[Break you down by Yutaka Minobe]

Ashley : San Francsico, The police, Eggman's ambitions, it was you! You ordered all of that to get in Eggman's way of conquering the world! You were the ones for trying to kill both Sonic, Shadow, and including his friends as well!

Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupre : [To Commander] How dare you used your grudges against others! I will used my flames to melt your body from your bones!

G.U.N Commander : Excellent deduction, girls. Of course that was me who did it, well the secretary of defense has been arrested for doing that to the Blue Hedgehog. In any case, Shadow must die, a farewell gift to the Black Arms.

Ashley : [To Commander] So that's what you're after, Shadow's involvement with his alien dad!? Are you crazy!? If you kill him, there won't be any appearance in Sonic's games! Your abusing your power against others, but what are planning to do with that contraption that you're controlling.

G.U.N Commander : For this? I am going to crush Shadow in this machine once and for all! So stay out of my way!

*DBZ SFX : Blasting off*

Ashley : Man...That Gun commander is crazy as AF. So he's the one responsible for sending the military to destroy both Sonic and Shadow back at the Space Colony ARK incidnet.

Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupre : I didn't know that G.U.N was controlled by one man all this time, but where are the others generals?

Ashley : Probably AWOL'd or something like being demoted to the outskirts.

Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupre : Guess they got what they deserve for messing with the Blue Blur himself and despite the mad scientist's recklessness, I wonder he had any sort of connections with the Black Arms?

*Meanwhile at Eggman's Base*

[E.G.G.M.A.N. (Doc Robeatnix Mix) by Paul Shortino & Jun Senoue]

*Eggman and robots are watching a footage of the battle*

Eggman : Look at them, those idiots! Ever since the Space Colony ARK incident, those aliens have waited to comeback for 50 years after Maria was shot dead, but I never got a chance to see her, all because of him. But if I only met her, I would've been involve, because I was afraid to go into space. But for me, after Metal Sonic took everything for using the power of Chaos, he's still in the slammers after starting a renegade with a diabolical coup!

*slams*

Eggman : That does it! First Chaos, then Metal Sonic, now this!? I am at my limits and I would be prepare to do anything since Rail Canyon and Bullet Station have been renovated by Grim's army men. So that is why I am sending in the new Eggman Fleet! CHARGE!

*The Egg Pawns runs for battle*

*Scene changes to Prison Island*

"PRISON ISLAND...4 Years later"

[Prison Island (Shadow the Hedgehog) by Jun Senoue]

Grim : What do you think, Seto? Is this the place where Shadow was held for 50 years ago?

Seto : Hai.

Grim : So this is where he was kept alive, but we need to find top secret disk? But be careful, this place is contaminated with green fluid since all the waters used to be clear, it was once a beautiful paradise that they installed since a huge reaction of explosives were implanted into this facility, in which the scientist used as a death trap to put an end to Sonic. Thankfully, for his friends efforts, he was able to get out of cage alive. But...Sonic Man of the year, he wasn't jeered by the public like in the past, so I'm thinking that he was jeered by the public 1997, but in reality, that never happened, unless, he escaped San Francisco to seek revenge, if it wasn't for rotbotnik's recklessness, he would've made the humans hating on all hedgehogs.

Seto : That's seriously illegal hot water! ?No wonder why G.U.N wanted to kill Sonic in the first place. Humanity is always an arrogant species, they trusted him and his friends in the 1990s before that happened in the Space Colony ARK incident. Luckily, we were able to find those Top Secret Disks? Well...What's a Disk?

Charmy : Only I get to say that...The military has been ackin' Cray-Cray since 2001!

Seto : [To Charmy] Huh? AAAH! A bee! *Gets behind Grim*

Charmy : Hey, Come on, now! I' mean no harm, I was just asking! I'm only here to help.

Seto : *from behind Grim with a mean look* I don't even like insects, thank you very much!

Charmy : I just wanted your help, that's fine by me.

Grim : No need for rudeness, Seto. This is Charmy...Charmy the bee and you are...

Charmy : That's right, and we're the Team Chaotix!

Grim : Oh, I remember you ring-holding heroes, you were with Knuckles back in the 32X title before the company was left out of the hardware industry.

Charmy : *Sweatdrop icon* Uhh, thanks by the way, Yeah we used to be with Knuckles in the 32X title before all of Sega's hardware assests ceased all operations on making consoles since the Playstation beat us to it.

Seto : Oh...That's why. It's a pleasure of seeing you, guys back at the company, but who acquired Sega back in 2004?

Charmy : Sammy.

Seto : Wow...The industry had not much to change since I played a playstation to make Sega go out of hardware business because of that.

Charmy : You do? Well, the Playstation version of Sonic Heroes definitely really looks weird and kinda stupid looking, but hey, it's okay. At least the Playstation is the best console in the world, Sega also had harships with Nintendo back in 2001 one when they unveiled the gamecube.

Seto : Really? Thanks so much, since Sega's out of hardware business, they can get along with their rivals. They sure know how to be common rivals in the industry since humanity had the technology to create games even brighter and cool!

Charmy : You used to play them as a kid, you know?

Seto : Yeah. But right, this is the Real World we need to wake up.

Charmy : I get it. No problem! Just in case,

*Grabs Saber*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Hey, put me down!

Charmy : Arthur Boyle, the First Meister of the New World.

Seto : You brought a woman, I mean that woman is Excalibur's original first meister?

[Have a Nice Talk by Yoko Shimomura]

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : You knew that I was the first meister all along, didn't you? Ah, yes, Grim...Grim the reaper or should I say...Grim the hedgehog.

Grim : You must be Arthur Boyle...Did you have some sex changes after your original resurrected through reincarnation as a woman?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : When you have that in favor.

Seto : What's a former comrade to the Devil in a woman's body in the first place?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Well...Since the Time Eater arrived and destroyed the entire Ohkuboverse, we completely lost our originals and had to resurrect ourselves into new ones, for me, I was resurrected as a stuck servant, I felt a strange emptiness within me. I recalled longingly of the days hustling money in joustin, the rush of swordsmanship combat, and partnership with Shinra, those guys from the Nasuverse cannot quell these yearnings. So...I had to slip out of the Nasuverse and headed towards to America to reunite with Shinra, who I has last seen at the vicinity of the Garden. No offense, but the Garden for him is like some kind of retirement home.

Seto : But this is the last time I ever get to see everything, but despite all of my efforts I've finally get a chance to see this happening, in all of my life. But you, a famous swordsman, a knight in a woman's body, but...I do feel so weird about having muscles on my back...But doesn't that make you sound not weird?

Saber (Arthur Boyle)) : Yes...I have muscles with a slim body...but I was given a cup size on the melons...yes this body is a woman and weird, and especially hate it! But rest assure...I've discovered that I found the first of the four Top Secret Disks, and the last one should be right here.

Seto : [To Saber] Where exactly?

*scene changes*

Seto : (groans in boredom) This is taking for ever, there's nothing on this island, nothin' but green liquid stuff, burning plants, and eventually prison cells that used to hold prisoners, everybody's dead. But for the warden, what happened to the warden of Prison Island.

Grim : Well...

*flashback*

Grim : [To the Warden] Why are you people keeping the Blue Blur held as prisoner, foolish human? And what are you humans trying to do so on attempting that Sonic was the criminal?

Prison Island Warden : I...I thought he was Shadow so that we could detain him on this island.

Grim : In a color blindful attempt to kill one hero? Nice try, but it seems that all of my men would do for the talking and humans like you should take their responsibilities for letting others take the blame, the way you meant to take Shadow's.

*The Egg Pawns are closing on to the warden*

Prison Island Warden : [in fear] No...N-No...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*changes back to the present*

Grim : [To Seto] So you see, Seto? I had to teach those humans a lesson for letting to do all the messes and then had to do all the forbidding.

Seto : [To Grim] You really mean it, grandad? That sounds interesting. 50 bucks saying that this giant military-facility is now washed-up toxic wasteland with all of it's remains.

*hears a board screeching sound*

Seto : [To Grim] Is that the haunted Chalkboard from that cartoon I was watching?

Grim : [To Seto] This is no haunted chalkboard...this is a survivor from the incident.

*They see a G.U.N Soldier making screech sounds with Knife*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : What do we have here? A visitor? A fellow survivor? Must be my lucky day. I'll go talk to him.

*walks over to the soldier*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Excuse me, sir? Are you ok? Do you need some help or anything? Sir, I am asking you a question. Do you seriously need like some therapy session or--Woah!

G.U.N Soldier : Gaaaah!!!

*gets caught by the G.U.N Soldier*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Hey! Hey! Hey! What are trying you to do, stab me!?

G.U.N Soldier : Grim reaper! I remember your face coming down to this facility. I've been in Prison Island's bunker for four years and had eaten every single food and water once in my life! You all saw the same the thing, the Kusakabe Family, the madness, all just part of the influence of Shinra and tell who in the hell is Demon Vibe, that Sabotaged Shinra's world?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : *Straining* He...He opposed himself as the mysterious evangelist and he wanted all of us dead, but we helped Shinra to stop him and banished him to that dimension where he could never be forgiven!

G.U.N Soldier : [To Saber] Guess what...? I used to be a firefighter like you, I saw everything, Demon Vibe wanted to use Shinra's world as a hot bathing ball of death and destruction, he wanted to use all 8 hearts to unleash the darkness that is Demon Vibe, I tried to get a hold of him, but I died, and then becoming the bod of another soldier.

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Yeah? Well that's in the past! We're just looking for the Top Secret Disks! Those Disk could lead to the unknown truth about 50 years of Shadow's past.

G.U.N Soldier : You want it? You got it!

*releases Saber*

*DBZ SFX : Thud*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : *coughs out*

G.U.N Soldier : There is no way that the Ohkuboverse long gone, The truth about it was hidden by the influence of Shinra Kusakabe, and the industry had nothing but to blame Shinra, blame the entire world for it! But for Gerald, he put the blame on humanity by mistake, he only want revenge on not us, but Black Doom! That's all he ever had to do!

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Why is that?>

G.U.N Soldier : Because...Bad Parenting! Why in God's name would he trust an alien to give Shadow's life!? Just for the sake of parenting!? But congratulations on making it this far, I've got the last Top secret right here, and if you don't mind, Shadow has already acquired the Chaos Emerald at another castle. Here just take it, I won't be needing it anymore. *he holds out the fifth and last Top Secret Disk*

*Sonic SFX : Cha-ching*

Charmy : The Top Secret Disk! I got the last one!

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : This should be a piece of cake.

*Takes the disc*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Mission accomplished.

Charmy : [To Saber] : That's exactly what I'm going to say.

[Round Clear by Jun Senoue]

Charmy : Great! Now let's get these to Vector right away.

*before the group leaves*

G.U.N Soldier : [To Saber] Arthur...Listen to me...I have one request from the Ohkuboverse.

*the group stops*

G.U.N Soldier : ...The World is gonna burn for what we did to ourselves.

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Huh? N-No! Don't! STOP!

*G.U.N Soldier committs Hara Kiri by neck*

All : [exclaims]

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : *gags+covers mouth*

Charmy : [In horror] ...Okay. I think that was the scariest thing I ever seen a man committing suicide in my entire life.

Seto : He...He committed suicide before he noticed on telling the truth about what happened to your world. Isn't that right, Arthur Boyle? *take a sip of her hot chocolate*

[Tragedy by Kenichi Tokoi]

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : (sighs) It's true. After Shinra created the New World that is Soul Eater, I realize that Excalibur was the only who could never die, but eventually, he did die when the Time Eater had no reaction of that Excalibur Face meaning that Excalibur is not very affective to him. So...Both the Time Eater and it's relative, Homura Akemi, annihilated all of us with expungement and erased the Ohkuboverse for good riddance Shinra was scolded for creating the New World. And now...look at me, this is what I become...As an aide to the Devil who saved all of humankind in the Ohkuboverse, I used to be a handsome dude who has blonde hair and blue eyes like me, but the loss of the Ohkuboverse, I lost my own body, and resurrected into a new one by going through reincarnation, but it's not reincarnation or not just reincarnation, it was Isekai Resurrection from the Nasuverse,and I, Arthur Boyle, still proclaim that everyone in Japan calls me Saber, but my real name is Arthur, I'm a man trapped within a woman's body. I've got nothing but my self in the real world.

Seto : And then what happened?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : So after that resurrection stuff, the only job that I could ever get from the Nasuverse was to be a stuck up servant who serves nothing but teenagers like him.

*a photo of Saber and the Fate S/N is shown*

Seto : That's your resurrected form, you're a servant that serves youths?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Yes, that's me and the group, we were part of a large game that serves nothing but teenagers, but apparently, the game that I played turns out to be a visual novel made by type moon, the creators of the Nasuverse, and I believe that this considered to be made for grown ups, but despite being an H-game, I do believe that the servants have acted their selves as a power system, but why would me, a man woman's body, would offer a young boy's just to have sex?

*Shadow the Hedgehog SFX : Mission Failed*

Seto : Ehh, what? You offered to do what with boys? [To Grim] Master, what is Sex? Does Sex have to be a thing in the Nasuverse

Grim : [To Seto] Only when you grow up, and you are right? Sex can be a thing in the Nasuverse.

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : If I was something kid-friendly and not kid-friendly about being a major part of the nasuverse, then you could say that--"SEX" IS REALLY A THING IN THE NASUVERSE! That's what it is, in the world of Fate, Teenagers offers me to have nothing but "Sex" in the plot! Oh what am I going to do about a man in a woman's body giving SEX!?

[Comedy by Hideaki Kobayashi]

Charmy : Ooh, geez. I mean...heheheh...Take it easy, men. You use the word "Sex" on TV, Oh wait, you can say that on TV.

Seto : [To Saber] Maybe you're going to need some serious counciling, so what are you thinking about being a man in a woman's don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.

Charmy : And of course. [chuckles] We gotta give these to Vector.

Vector via Walkie Talkie : CHARMY! WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG!? HURRY UP AND GATHER THOSE TOP SECRET DISKS!

Charmy : [on Walkie Talkie] Leave it to me, Vector! I'll lead them to your way!

Vector via Walkie Talkie : Good. Good. But how are you going to be at Eggman's base? Espio and I needed those discs!

Charmy : Easy! Just jump right through to this Warp pipe!

*SMB2 Victory Fanfare*

Charmy : [To All] Alright, who wants to go first?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : I do. Even though, that I am a man in a woman's body, but I guess you could say that it's ladies first. Time to go!

*Mario Jumping+Warp Pipe Sound*

Grim : [To Seto and Charmy] You heard the man, ladies first. That means you, Seto.

Seto : Hai. Time to head to the base!

*Mario Jumping+Warp Pipe sound*

Grim : You there, bumblebee. Get in. We need to head for the doctor's base.

Charmy : [To Grim] Yeah, uhh, no problem.

*Jump+warp pipe sound*

Charmy : CANNONBALL!

*WARP PIPE SOUND*

Kaguya the Clown : Now I finally understand, what you beings of the planet that you really are. Protecting the planet was your priority, I mustn't let anyone done that, even if it costs us the planet itself.

"What will happen next if one's universe could lead to the downfall?"

~ Mission 09 : The Shell of a Woman ~

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