#how dare you arrest me do you know who I am? I'm friends with your boss. you better let me go

[loverslodge]

love to cats

summery: your cat is having an affair and the only way to resolve it was try and befriend the owner of the other cat

pairing: beefy!bucky x reader

warning: fluff, floof, smut,

A/N: in my beefy!bucky era

Charcoal had disappeared again. You knew that. You hated that. You worry about him. You found Charcoal when he was buried deep in the snow at the back of your office building. It was his black fur and smallest mews that alerted you. You dug him up and rushed him to the vet. He had clung on to you so much that you couldn't help but take him home. You didn't plan on having a cat but it was too late to go back. You were the chosen one. The vet helped you choose food for Charcoal and slowly, you bought him everything he could ever want.

But his escape changed your idea. This is the sixth time he had run away in a month and he has been doing this for three months. So you were at your limit. You felt like a lacking mother. Honestly, you had become just as clingy to him as he was to you. Codependent is what you called each other but your friends called it separation anxiety. You thought you were not Charcoal enough love and that's why he ran away.

It was a bright and sunny day when this happened so it was going to be a somewhat easy task for you to find that little menace. You start by walking down the stairs and calling out its name. You reach the third floor and it is already evening. You've asked everyone in the building if they have seen your cat but nothing came up. Now you're on the third floor knocking the only door that is left. You hear a mew from behind the door and you jump.

“Charcoal? Honey? Are you in there?” You knock again. “Excuse me? Please open the door. I think my cat is in there.” But you hear zero movement. “Hey! Whoever you are. Give me my cat back. I can hear him in your apartment! Charcoal, I will get you out of there. I promise. Noone will hurt you.” You bang on the door.

“Hey! Who are you? Why are you banging on my door?” You hear an angry voice from across the hall. You turn to see a tall man walking towards you with scowl on his face. “Move away lady, I'm not interested.”

You look at him agape. How dare this kidnapper assume that you would even- ugh! You felt like smacking him. “You kidnapped my cat. How dare you accuse me of whatever that was. I am here for my cat. Give him back.”

“Kidnapped your cat? Please. I do not need a mangy two bit thug as a cat. I have my own and she is perfect.” He unlocks his door and before you could peer in, he blocks it with his large, beefy body.

“How dare you! My cat is not mangy. How would you know what my cat looks like? He is a child and not a thug. Now let me in. I swear I heard him mew. I know he's in there, mister and you cannot stop me.” You try to push your way in his house but he wouldn't budge. You give him a stink eye.

“Charcoal! Mommy is here! Come to me, baby. Let's go home. I am here to rescue you from this two bit thug.” You point at the beefy man. You see a ball of fur behind him and you immediately make a jump for it. The beefy man’s step falters and you stumble into his living room.

“What the hell is wrong with you, woman? You can't just attack someone and enter someone's apartment. That is breaking and entering. I can get you arrested for this.” The beefy man stands in front of you.

“And I can have you arrested for kidnapping my cat. But you don't see me doing that, do you? Youre lucky I'm not using a fire escape on your apartment.” You start walking around the apartment calling for Charcoal.

“Woman, get out!” He raises his tone but not a lot to raise an alarm.

“Shut up! I can't hear my cat over you.” You call out to Charcoal again and this time you hear the familiar mew again. You run in that direction and the man runs after you.

You open the door to the bedroom and see a sight never seen before. Charcoal was wrapped under another cat and they were snuggling! You run towards them and very slowly gather a sleepy Charcoal in your arms.

“Wow! And you say you didn't kidnap my cat. What was this then?” You poke your finger on his chest.

“This little thug has had his eyes on my Alpine for a very long time. Take your thug and leave. I don't want my Alpine anywhere near someone who doesn't know boundaries.” He walks closer to you. Your faces were inches apart.

“Fine by me! I also don't want my cat anywhere near you or your cat who has been driving him out of his safe space. Do not ever kidnap my cat again.” You start walking out the door.

“For the last time, I did not kidnap it!” Before he could finish, you slam his front door shut and walk upstairs with Charcoal in your arms.

……………………….

You were already working remotely but you very often went to your office to just catch up on the environment. But now, after the stunt pulled by Charcoal, you stayed home everyday. You kept him near you. He would often go to the windows and mew wistfully. You sigh. You saw how cuddled up he was with the white cat. Alpine. That was her name. You felt like you were Romeo's mother, trying to keep him away from his juliet. Or was it the other way around?

You groan as you stand in front of the beefy man’s apartment again. You knock on the dorr. You had Charcoal in your arms. You wanted Charcoal happy and the only way that was was to take him to Alpine. You waited. You heard shuffling behind the door. The door opened to the shirtless beefy man looking disheveled.

“Ah! The crazy cat lady. What do you want? I don't have your cat. Maybe it went to lick some other-” You pushed past him in the house and lte Charcoal go. He ran immediately to Alpine and they cuddled into each other, purring, maybe making promises of never letting go.

“What the fuck is wrong with you? You can't just walk in someone's house and let your cat out on their cat. Take him and leave. Alpine and I do not tolerate thugs like you and your cat.” He tried to catch Alpine but she ran in the room with Charcoal in the tow.

“Do you hate romance?” You asked, sitting down on his sofa.

“What? Hey! Get up. Out of the house.” He sounded pissed.

“I'm Y/N Y/L/N, by the way. That's my cat, Charcoal. I think he's in love with your cat and I could not stand him wistfully sighing every now and then. I have work too, you know.” You extend your hand as a friendly gesture with a smile.

You eyed you suspiciously. He tilted his head to the side and looked at your hand and then you. His eyes raked over your body but not in a creepy way. He was analyzing? He saw you were in your lounge wear, shorts and loose t-shirt. You looked relatively harmless. Hell! He looked more harmful than you. His eyes made their way to your face and his heart skipped a beat. Your smile, even though polite, lightened up your face. You were pretty. You were pretty when you first met him but he didn't have time to look at you properly. Now that he saw you, you looked soft.

He grabbed your hand to shake. “I'm Bucky Barnes. That's my cat, Alpine. I guess she is in love with a hooligan. She has been pawing at the windows. Just so you know, your cat is still a thug. Entering someone else's house without asking.”

You shrug. “People do crazy things for love, why not animals? Plus, I was not letting my child be heartbroken just because I don't like the father of his girlfriend.”

“Girlfriend? Did that thug tell you that? He is seducing her right now! Just so you know, your son is not good enough for my daughter.” Bucky sits beside you. You let your eyes all over his body. He was so beefy. You could see yourself be enveloped in his arms and feel them slide slowly down your body and his fingers in your-

“Yeah well, your daughter chose my son so get over it.” You gulped and looked away, mentally hitting your head.

You stayed at his place for over an hour. Both of you busied yourselves on your phones. You saw Charcoal some out of the room with Alpine and they both snuggled next to you.

“Hey Charcoal. Did you bring Alpine to meet me?” You stroked his head and turned to Alpine. “Hey Alpine! I am Charcoal’s mommy. It is nice to meet you.” You approach Alpine with caution and she immediately snuggles into you. You let out a small laugh and stroke her. Both your hands over the cats, you loved seeing them together. You understood why Charcoal was obsessed with Alpine. She was so welcoming, soft and absolutely adorable.

Bucky had left for the bathroom and when he came back, he saw both the cats purring on your lap. He saw his Alpine all snuggled into you like it did him and for some reason, his chest swole. Alpine had always been wary of strangers. She didn't even let his friends touch him the way she let you. Alpine had trust issues and so Bucky never forced her into a situation she didn't want to be in. they had an understanding. But now, without any prompting when Alpine was cuddled to you, Bucky questioned his judgment about you. Maybe you were a nice person. Maybe your cat isn't really a thug. He wanted to believe Alpine but he was human after all, how much was he going to trust someone else based on a cat?

Bucky cleared his throat and re-entered the room. The cats looked at him. Alpine purred, making an inviting swish with her tail which Bucky ignored. “So, are you done or do you have to stay longer?” He asked you gruffly.

“Fine, fine. I am leaving. Don't get your boxers twisted. Well back next week, right Charcoal? Woulndt want the girlfriend to be lonely, would you?” You scratched Charcoal and Alpine behind their ears and they prinned. “Uh, can you please move Alpine? She, uh, she's too cuddled up.”

Bucky carefully walked to you and took Alpine in his arms. His fingers brushed against the skin of your thighs and tingles shot up to both of you. You pocketed your phone and keys and cradled Charcoal home, without looking back.

That night, you had stayed up till late thinking about his fingers touching you. You thought about his calloused hand shaking yours and his rough fingers sliding across your thighs. You were too tuckered out to bring out your vibrator so you just buried yourself in your comforter and dreamt of his fingers all over you.

………………………..

It had been around six months. You and Bucky had gotten into a routine. Sometimes Bucky would even leave Alpine with you for a few days if he had to go out for work and same went for you. Bucky was still skeptical about Charcoal being near Alpine but he adored Alpine too much to say no to her. Many times you both have had dinner together. The day your cats were to meet, you would know that the entire day was going to be just the two of you. Both of your cats had been wary of other people and so it was nice to see them get comfort in each other and the two of you.

Charcoal had warmed up to Bucky very fast but it was Bucky who took his time. Charcoal loved to sit on Bucky’s lap. He would often tangle himself on Bucky’s legs when he was standing. One day, after a bit of encouragement, you asked Bucky to pick Charcoal up. The way he purred in Bucky’s arms melted him but he tried not to show.

You would cook together too. He was at your place a lot because you, being a cat mom, had bought a lot of toys for Charcoal and Alpine. You had also bought a large bed for both cats to cuddle on. Bucky felt cozy at your place, not that he would admit it. He was a better cook than you so he would be by the stove while you chopped up things for him. Maybe that's where all the tension started. You brush against Bucky and you lean closer to him when he cooks. It was all accidental but that didn't stop Bucky from eyeing you differently.

It felt like Bucky practically lived at your place. Without being told, some of his clothes made their way in your closet. Not for some romantic reason, but for the fact that whenever he would have to take care of Charcoal, he would stayover with Alpine. You weren't annoyed about it. You in fact made more space for his stuff. His own apartment started to feel empty, literally. Even his favorite mug rested on your kitchen shelf.

Bucky stood here, in his shower, remembering your hand that accidentally brushed against his crotch. You were trying to take the ladle off his hand to pour in the bowls and none of them had realized that it was so close to him. His hand reaches for his cock and starts stroking it. Your smile, your laugh, your touch makes him stroke even harder. Then his mind goes to that one day that made him hard for you for the first time ever. You were working hunched over your laptop while Bucky was gathering the cat toys that were spread around. You stretched and your crop rose to show that you weren't wearing any bra and that showed your half boobs. You moaned out loud as your bones cracked and Bucky was just mesmerized. You went back to your work without acknowledging the fact that Bucky saw you but he did. Now, the shower was giving him the solace that he needed. He reached his high as he pictured you moaning under him. He felt a release and he went back to his room after drying himself off.

He looked at Alpine’s bed which was empty. More than half of his apartment is empty. He wakes up and the first thing he does is go to your apartment to make coffee because he has nothing at his place anymore. He puts on a remaining t-shirt from his wardrobe and makes his way to your apartment. He could hear the meows of the cats but you were nowhere to be seen. It was early in the morning after all. He saw Charcoal wake up and unwrap himself from Alpine, walking to the water bowl you filled for them. Charcoal looks at him and Bucky gives him a nod.

Just as Bucky finished making his coffee, he heard a loud moan coming from your room. He tried not to react but then he heard something shatter and ran to your room. He saw glass near your bed and you were almost going to step on it. Bucky dove and grabbed you by the waist, tugging you back in bed. He was half on top of you, his arms wrapped around your waist and you were holding him by his neck due to sudden impact.

“Are you okay? Do not get down from this side. I will clean up here.” Bucky checked your hands and legs for any injury. His hands slowly caressed your skin. His hand roamed over to your calf, knees, thighs and arms.

“Mhmm.” You had no capacity to talk. You were so turned on that if you opened your mouth, a moan would have left. Your arms from around Bucky’s neck had fallen and now you were cupping his face, your thumbs caressing his cheeks.

Before he could lean in, the moment was broken by your phone. You scramble under him and grab the phone. Your boss had just texted that because of ongoing fumigation at the office, everybody would be working from home for at least a month. You wanted to throw the phone at the wall. Not because you wanted to go to the office, but because a text ruined the moment you've been waiting for. You see Bucky stand and clean the glass while you make your way to the bathroom.

You asked Bucky to move in. no, you are not in a relationship. No, you don't see progress other than touches here and there. But because Alpine is pregnant. Bucky was angry, obviously. He sat Alpine down and lectured her. You rolled your eyes as you tried to keep Charcoal away from Bucky. You did not need to hear Bucky call your baby a hooligan again.

The vet was kind. Alpine is going to have kittens and you were ecstatic. Bucky grumbled grumpily but he was happy too. Charcoal refused to leave Alpine’s side from now on and you poked Bucky every time Charcoal would follow Alpine even to the litter box. You swear you saw Alpine roll her eyes at Charcoal. You giggled and clicked a lot of videos and photos. As if you hadn't been doing that already.

You stayed at home full time, while Bucky usually left for work. Every time your name popped up on his phone, he knew it would be a photo or video of the cats you sent because you find it very adorable. The only other texts between the two of you were him texting what time he’ll be home and you texting him to hurry because you were very hungry. The life Bucky was living had turned domestic without any romance. Steve and Sam teased him about being a grandfather but it just reminded him of the time you were talking to Alpine and thanking her for making you a grandmother.

You cared a lot for Alpine. Charcoal lets you touch her but he sometimes hiss at Bucky. You had never seen Charcoal get so territorial over Alpine before. You liked it. You cooed at this and Bucky sulked even harder. Bucky had to rely on you to tell him about Alpine because Charcoal refused to move out of his way one day. He almost yelled at the thug. Keyword being almost. Because then he remembered his own behavior that you pointed out casually the previous day.

You and Bucky had gone grocery shopping. He had officially moved in and you needed extra snacks and cat food. You had a run-in with your ex. Your ex was being very flirty and you had been very polite about his questions. Bucky stood right beside you, enveloping you in his arms. You were trapped between him and the cart, not that you minded. You could hear the soft scoffs and growls Bucky gave your ex. You tried to wrap up the conversation as quickly as you could but your ex wouldn't take a hint. Bucky grunted from behind you and moved the cart carefully so as to not hurt you and got you out of the pet food aisle. He kept you trapped till you reached the car. You then casually mentioned how that reminded her of Charcoal trying to keep Alpine away from anyone.

The tension was growing around the house. Even the cats sensed it so they stirred clear of the bedroom. It was a 1 bedroom apartment. You had insisted Bucky and you share the bed. It's not like something will happen, right? Bucky forced you to sleep by the window and he slept across the door ‘to keep a klutz like you safe from unnecessary damage’. You both tried to stay on your own sides as much as possible but you were definitely getting annoyed. You were practically throwing yourself at the guy. How thick does one have to be? His brain was as thick as his thighs and your brain short circuited thinking about his thighs again. Tonight, you're gonna have to take some extra time in the bathroom.

Bucky was horny. He has had enough. The two of you were cooking in the kitchen. This time it was really not your doing. You weren't planning on brushing up against him so often. First, he walks in the kitchen with his hair open so you tie his hair for him, which he wouldn't let you do from the back and so he was breathing on your neck and his lips kept brushing up to your sensitive area while you tied his hair. He was making you horny and you thought it was on purpose. So you thought of taking revenge. You ‘accidentally’ brushed against his crotch as you made your way to the kitchen sink to wash your hand. But that was just one time.

The kitchen was heavy with tension. Even a butcher knife couldn't cut through this type of tension. You both keep glancing at each other. You thought of making a move but he was standing by the fire. He thought of making a move but you were holding a knife. The dinner, at this pace, was ready, finally. He put the food on the plates and brought it to the table. You finished in the kitchen, stuffing the leftovers in the fridge. You finished eating, he finished eating. It was as if you both were in a hurry.

Charcoal definitely rolled an eye at Bucky when Bucky tried to put his arm around you on the sofa. You had become so horny and anxious that you ended up asking Bucky if he wanted to watch a movie. He said yes, you brought out wine and now Charcoal and Alpine were witnessing the world’s heaviest sexual tension. You were sipping your wine at a very quick pace. You had almost finished the bottle alone. Bucky was still on his first beer. You were tipsy but too aware of your surroundings. You had to choose a rom-com, didnt you? Especially the one where the lead, too, was living a very sexually tense life. Or was it just you?

Bucky was slowly stroking your arm. He had put his arm around you and never even realized. Doing this seemed so natural. But your short t-shirt had ridden up and his hand touched your waist. You were alert with a hitch and so was he. He paused a little to see you react, try and remove his hand but you did nothing. So he continued. He slowly moved his hand to your stomach. His finger came to touch your belly button and he stroked its outline in a circle. You stifled your moan. He raised his hand and now he rests it right under your boobs, occasionally brushing his thumb against them.

You couldn't take it anymore. You held his hand tightly in its place, the one under your t-shirt and stood up, alerting him too. He stood up behind you. You were worried he would remove his hand from under your t-shirt but he made no such move. You took his other free hand and started dragging him to the bedroom.

As soon as you closed the bedroom door, he moved his hand up and grabbed your boob and pinched your nipple. You moaned loudly and rested your head on his chest. He lets go of your hand and uses that hand to tilt your head up. You look in his steel blue eyes and see them swirling dark. He brings his lips to yours and moans in your mouth. You turn around and hold his face in your hand as you deepen the kiss. You tug his hair and he moans again, giving your tongue access to his mouth. You slip in and he lifts you up.

He walks to the bed and lowers the two of you in the middle. You refused to let him go. You both were running out of air but the need to kiss and feel each other’s lips was higher. He wanted to kiss your neck, mark you up but you would not let go. He moves his hand down to your nipples and flicks them. With a sudden jerk, your mouth moves away from his and you whimper, letting him attack your neck. He peppers kisses all along your neck, shoulder and clavicle all the while playing with your nipples. You were a writhing mess.

Your hands reach for the hem of his henley and you try to pull it over his head. He pauses his attacks and starts removing his clothes. You too do the same. Seeing each other so bare, you both could not take your eyes off of each other. You let him stand above you because you got to see just how gorgeous he was. Those henleys hid so much of his beefiness. And his cock was magnificent.

You hadn't realized you were touching yourself till you heard Bucky growl. He immediately removes your hands and dives in to suck at your clit. A loud moan escapes you and you put your hand on your mouth.

“Oh no you don't. Do not hide those noises from me, honey. We're just getting started. I'm planning to make you louder.” Bucky pulls your hand down from your mouth and holds it.

Your legs were over his shoulder as he kept his kissing, sucking and biting going on your core. You were squirming and moaning as loudly as Bucky wanted. “Such a good girl, listening to everything I say and moaning.”

“Shit, Bucky I-” you grab his hair and before you could even tell him, the knot in your stomach breaks and you gush all over his face as he laps it all up. He licks and sucks you through your orgasm and with a final kiss on your clit, he looks up. He has you dazed and splayed out on the bed. You attempt to get up to touch his cock but he shakes his head. “Not today, honey. Today I want you. Next time, you can have as much as you want.”

You let your hands travel all over his body. He aligns himself against your core. “I will go in slow. Tell me if you want me to stop and I will pull away. Okay?” He looks at you in question and you nod. “Words, honey, I need words. Okay?”

“Okay.”

He slowly puts his bulbous tip in and your back arches a little. He slowly lets himself in and you let out a slow delicious moan. When he is completely inside you, he waits for a few seconds but your walls are crushing his cock without any movement.

“Fuck honey, you are squeezing me already. You'll make me cum just like this.” Bucky lowers himself and starts sucking on your neck on the sensitive area.

“For fuck’s sake, Bucky, move.” You let out a breathy moan and he starts moving. His pumps are gentle, slow. It's as if he wants to tease you. “Bucky.” You whine.

“What is it, honey? What do you want?” You can hear the smirk in his voice. If you weren't so hot, bothered and dazed, you would have pushed him down.

“Move, Bucky, please.” You beg. He looks you in the eyes and you see a glint of mischief. This little-

“I am moving, honey. What more do you want?” Bucky thrusts in you even slower and you whine. Your eyes water and the tears trickle down. Bucky reaches down and licks your tears up, leaving a trail of kisses.

“Bucky-” But you are cut off by a sudden hard thrust in you. You moan his name loudly and grip his biceps even tighter.

“Is this what you want, honey? Do you want me to fuck you hard?” He pulls out to push back in harder and you mewl, arching your back.

“Yes Bucky. I want you to fuck me hard and fast.” You move your hand to grip his ass as he gives you another hard thrust.

“My good girl. Saying words. I will reward you by doing exactly what my good girl wants.” His praises make you clench around his cock and he moans loudly, burying his face in your neck. “Fuck, honey! You like that, huh? Me calling you a good girl turns you on, doesn't it?”

Without wasting anymore moments, he starts thrusting into you harder and faster. He takes your mouth in his, subsiding the moans and whimpers. You are gripping onto his back, leaving red marks on him. He’s sucking on your neck and breasts, leaving bite marks all over.

“Bucky, I'm cumming. Please.” You arch again and his thrusts start to get sloppy. “I am cumming too, honey. Together, yes?” He circles your clit with delicacy and you mewl. Within seconds, you both cum and he fills you to the brim. Your gush is leaking down his balls and he rides your orgasm with you.

He falls to the side and slowly removes himself from you. Bucky moves stray hair from your face and kisses your forehead, before going to the bathroom and bringing out wet washcloth. He wipes you clean and goes back to the bathroom. You try to stand up to go pee but your legs wobble and you sit back down on the bed. You hear a slight snicker from Bucky and you give him a playful glare. He lifts you up effortlessly and sits you on the toilet.

“Call me when you're done. I don't want you to get into a bathroom accident.” He chuckles at his statement and you flip him off, closing the bathroom door. You hear him laugh.

You pee and clean yourself up before carefully opening the door. Your legs were still a little wobbly. But just as you cross the bathroom door, Bucky scoops you up and lays down on the bed with you tucked snugly beside him.

“This is unfair. How come you get to wear your bottoms but i have to stay naked. It has to be two sided.” You snuggle in deeper as you try to remove his pants.

“Is that your way of getting me out of my pants? Because it's working, honey.” He removes his pants and the two of you are naked again. Sleep catches on and you drift off with Bucky’s arms around you. You swore you heard him say something about love but you let it go.

………………….

Alpine was in labor and Bucky isn't home yet. Your relationship with Bucky had shifted drastically. Now he would not hesitate to cuddle up to you at any chance he got. He would even make you sit on the bed to work so he could sit behind you and keep his hands on you. You loved it. You never realized you were so much into physical touch till Bucky came along. You would let him manhandle you into positions he saw fit for snuggling.

Charcoal was pacing and you kept on calling Bucky. You didn't know what to do. You called the vet and they said the labor takes a while so you still had time to bring Alpine to the hospital. The door unlocked and Bucky walked in. you sighed in relief but before you could tell him what’s going on, Charcoal started meowing loudly at him as if lecturing.

Bucky looks at you and you nod at everything Charcoal was meowing about. “I know you can understand him, honey but what’s wrong? Why is the thug yelling at me?” You explain everything to Bucky and he immediately tries to go near Alpine, only to be stopped by Charcoal. Bucky looks at you exasperatedly.

You shake your head and take Alpine in your arms. You pat Bucky’s hand and gesture Charcoal to come and he reluctantly comes into his arms. “This is ridiculous. I am her father and I have to carry this hooligan. He won't let me touch my own daughter! This is shit!” he still carries Charcoal carefully and you all drive to the vet.

After hours of waiting and calming Charcoal down, Alpine is blessed with twin kittens. You and Bucky look at them with such adoration. Bucky had tears in his eyes. He praises Alpine for being so calm during this time and finally gets to pet her. Charcoal is curled up near the kittens and lets out a soft purr as you pet him.

With good enough instructions, all six of you go back to the apartment. It had started to feel smaller. Bucky kept on looking at you as you sang to the kittens in a very soft voice. He had been on the fence about his decision but seeing you like this made his belief even stronger.

……………….

Bucky woke up on a good long weekend with you naked in his arms. Last night must've tuckered you out. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and sees the marks you left on his back. He smiled proudly. He washes up and starts prepping for pancakes. You emerge from the bathroom, all washed up, wrapped in a towel for him to see. He groans and marches after you in the bedroom and locks the door. Looks like the day is going to have to start a bit late.

Bucky asked you to wear his favorite sundress. You were sitting in the car in front of another apartment building. You were nervous. You had plans today for him but Bucky seemed too enthusiastic to show his plans to you today. He opens your door and you walk in the apartment building with his arms around you.

He clicked a good enough top floor in the elevator. You were moved in front of him as he nipped at your neck. You swatted at his hand on your waist and he let out a breathy chuckle. Just as you arrived at the floor, Bucky dragged you to one of the four apartments. He started showing you around. It was barren for the most part but it looked very expensive.

“What do you think about this place, honey?” Bucky wraps himself around you as you gaze down the wall to the ceiling window.

“It is very gorgeous, Buck but why are we looking at this place?” You turn around in his arms and face him. He’s looking down at you and pecks your lips.

“I want us to live here together, honey. With kitties and all. I love your place but even you are finding it a hard fit. This is very spacious for us all. And, we can entertain our friends without our babies being disturbed. What do you say?” He looked at you hopefully.

You had been thinking about getting a new place but Bucky finding something so fantastic and considering every option got your heart racing. You wrap your arms around him and lean up to kiss his chin. “I love it.”

Bucky lets out a sigh of relief and lifts you up to spin you. “Shall we christen the new place?” He wraps your legs around his waist and moves to a wall. He kisses your lips and makes his way down to your neck and breasts.

You swat at his back, making him halt. “You're insatiable. As much as I love the idea, let's not do that right now. Maybe after we move in.” He sighs and lowers you down, pecking your lips and making you giggle. He walks a bit away from you and shoves his hands in his pockets.

“I have something else to ask you. Well, since our babies have babies together and since we are living together, will it be okay if we stay together as a married couple?”

Bucky asked it with such ease. He didn't stutter, he didn't seem anxious, he just asked. You did not expect a grumpy, beefy 6 foot something of a man who never talked to anyone except grunts and growls, just very easily asked you to marry him. WITH THE SAME SPEECH THAT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE.

“What the fuck, Bucky? Did you go through my notes on my phone?” That was the first thing that came to you instead of giving an answer.

He shrugged and walked to you. He slipped his hand out of his pocket and held out a ring. It was a simple gold band with a delicate diamond on top. “Well, you have always initiated our relationship and I wanted to initiate something this time. I've been wanting to marry you since you first claimed I was a kidnapper but now that I saw you were ready, I wanted to propose in our new place.” He, very casually, slipped the ring on your finger.

“Bucky! You romantic son of a bitch! Now what the fuck am i supposed to say?” Your voice might have grown louder but it also got wobbly. You, very gently, hit your left hand on his chest.

“You can give me the ring in your purse and we can go back home to consummate our engagement. How does that sound?” You gape at him.

“How do you know about the ring? Did you snoop again?” You pulled out the ring box you had snuggly kept in between the chains. You bring out the simple gold band and push it down Bucky’s ring finger a little too hard. He winces but smiles widely at you.

“I didn't need to snoop, honey. You always keep your things laying around in the open. It's a wonder how that ring box hasn't been turned into a toy by our cats.” He pulls you in a hug and kisses your forehead. “This is perfect. Us, our new home and our babies.”

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request/ask for this fic is open

[arc-misadventures]

MFK Jaune but instead of Kill its Enslave: High Elf Winter, Dark Elf Cinder & Wood Elf Pyrrha

Jaune: MFE

Nora: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Nora: Wanna play a game?

Jaune: No... The last time I played one of your dwarf games I broke three ribs.

Nora: Nononono! We won't be playing such games! The others said they would punish me again of I did...

Jaune: Oh, that's good. Okay, what is this game?

Nora: MFE! It's like, MFK, but instead of killing someone you enslave them!

Jaune: Enslave?! Nora, I am a holy paladin of the, Rusted Knight Order1 You know how I feel about slavery! We have gone out of our way many times to kill slavers! Do you think I would allow such a thing, let along play a game with such a thing?!

Nora: Relax, relax, relax! You're not actually going to do such a thing! You're just saying of the three woman I give you, which one would you do it to.

Jaune: The hell is the difference?!

Nora: Okay, just think about it as kinky roleplay, no slave markings, and things like that, okay?

Jaune: Grrrrr! Fine! We'll play your stupid little game, if only to get you to shut up.

Nora: Awesome! Okay, your choices are! Our wood elf friend, Pyrrha Nikos!

Pyrrha: M-M-Me?!

Nora: Our lofty queen, the high elf, Winter Schnee!

Winter: I am considered a form of royalty among the elves, Nora.

Nora: And, our mysterious dark elf of the party, Cinder Fall.

Cinder: MFE? Hmmm... This should be fun~!

Jaune: Elf's? You want me to play a game where I have to 'enslave' one of the players, and they happen to be an elf?!

Nora: Ya!

Jaune: Nora?! Do you have any idea how many slave rings I've broken up that didn't have at least one elf slave in it! I immediately assume that an elf is a slave of some sort if she has any brandings, and chains on her!

Cinder: Ohhh! So that's why he was so worried about me when we first met. I thought it was because I was a dark elf.

Winter: It is nice to see that he cares so much about us. In his own strange way,

Pyrrha: I think it's nice that he cares about us so much even if it's a little strange.

Nora: Yeah, so?

Jaune: WE are going to have some serious words after this, Nora...

Nora: Okay...

Jaune: I'm gonna do the 'enslave' part first to get it out of the way. So I will 'enslave...'

Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Oh? Can I ask why?

Jaune: Do I have to...?

Cinder: Please?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Considering you're a dark elf, and you have a habit of tying people up in various ways, and quite quickly at that! I thought you would be the least upset at being... enslaved.

Cinder: Upset about being enslaved? Well, if I was enslaved by someone like that Cardin, or Mercury fellow's we arrested the other day. I would have been quite... furious. But, if it was you, Jaune~? If it was you who enslaved me... Well, I think I would quite enjoy it, Master~!

Jaune: Y-You would?!

Cinder: You, binding my hands, wrapping a collar around my neck, dragging me through the streets for all to see that you own me. And, to see that all I was wearing was some rags that barely covered my body. You taking your searing hot rode, and reshaping my body to perfectly fit around you? Oh, I would quite enjoy that, Master~!

Pyrrha: I would like that too!

Jaune: You would?!

Pyrrha: I would worship the ground you walk on, Master! I would be your foot stool to rest your feet upon! I would allow you to take your frustrations of dealing with, Nora's antics upon my body as a badge of honour! I will beg to receive your disciplinary touch, and allow me to use my body as your personal toy to relive your bodies stress! I am yours to us as you please, Master!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Winter! Help me!

Winter: Help you? You think I would dare help you enslave my country men! You think I would help you hold them down, to strip their bodies bare, to hold them in place as you forcefully penetrate their cores, and desecrate their chastity! To help you prepare their bodies as your brand them with your mark. Only for you to take me, bed me, fill me with your declivous, heavenly seed, to raise you child~!

Winter: Ahhh~!

Winter: No! I wouldn't like that at all!

Jaune: What the fuck?!

Nora: Ladies, ladies! Come down, you're scaring our darling paladin.

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Cinder: I'm sorry, I just wanted you to understand I was okay with you enslaving me.

Winter: My apologies, I let my... bodily desires get the better of me.

Jaune: What the hell?

Nora: You see here, Jaune. These find elven ladies each are in love with you, and all have a slave kink that the will only have with you, Jaune as their master~!

Jaune: She's kidding, right guys?

Cinder: Oh, I am completely head over heals for you, Jaune. And, the thought of being your slave sounds... oh so intoxicating~!

Pyrrha: I've loved you since I first met you, Jaune! It doesn't matter where, or what we do, so long as we do it together.

Winter: Your reaction to dealing with my father's behaviors. Made me understand what actual affection, and love was like. And, I want to continue experiencing that love with you.

Jaune: You, you guys really feel that way..?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Winter: Of course!

Cinder: Always~!

Jaune: Guys...

Nora: So that's how you're going to do things fearless leader?

Jaune: What am I going to do, Nora?

Nora: You're going to marry all three of these beautiful elven woman, and you're going to enact their enslavement fantasies when you fuck them! That's how it's going to happen, right ladies?

Jaune: I should do all of that?!

Pyrrha: Marrying, Jaune~?!

Cinder: Mrs Cinder Fall Arc~? Oh now that sounds lovely~!

Winter: Marrying the man I love, and pissing off my father in the process; What better gift could I ask for? What do you say, Jaune~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well... I wouldn't really mind it... if it was you three.

Pyrrha: YES!

Winter: That's wonderful!

Cinder: Then let's consummate the marriage at once then!

WP: Yes!

Jaune: What?

Cinder: Let's go ladies!

Jaune: Whoa hey?! Nora?! Nora help me!

Nora: Wait!

Jaune: Ahh! I'm saved!

Nora: My payment?

Jaune: Payment?

Winter: Here you go, as we agreed upon: One bottle of sacred elven tree syrup for your help.

Nora: I thank you for you business. Have a nice day.

Winter: Oh, we will~!

Jaune: What?! You sold me out for a bottle of syrup?! You traitor!

Jaune:

Traitor!!!

[not-goldy]

let's also dead the narrative that jk wanted to see jm but he couldn't. If jk really wanted to spend time with jm he could have just called him or texted him, over a year has passed and some are still going with the "poor jk look at him doing wlives and asking about jm, he really misses jm a lot". jk can hang out with tae and his friends without needing to do a wlive or that anon who is ready to fight with jm for not giving jk enough attention, i know it's a joke but why is it always jm fault, why blame jm when he's so busy with his first album. again i repeat if jk wanted to see jm he could have just called him, and we all know jm would have made time to see him. now you will tell me how do you know they didn't do that, well i'm not the one who is still with poor jk and his wlives

Poor Jk 😔

Can't even want this man in peace🤧🤣

A. No one said he couldn't, everyone saying JIMIN SAID NO TO HIS ADVANCES. Period. Emphasis on his advances and yes he took it public to force JMs hands in the situation a manipulative move I know but a boys gotta do what a boys gotta do ya know??

He's not sorry. Nor am I.

And please speak to your client my client is ready to go down to the pits of hell to get his attention. Don't play with him.

He couldn't would imply Jungkook was the busy one no? But Jimin was the busy one. And was he busy? Was he busy though cos I could have sworn he was Face timing Tae and Jungkook treats him better than Tae so..... he's unhinged for that shit 🥴

To make things worse he don packed his things to live with his producers now that's enough to fuck a man up. Explain this to me cos I have him down for abandoning his matrimonial home and bed. That's 6 counts and counting.

And I don't know what you fuming for dude made time for Jungkook and ended up in Sapporo days before enlisting.

They had already filmed the show earlier and could have ended it there and yet they both decided to reshoot again with Jungkook all over Jimin.

Jimin went out if his way to give Jungkook what he wanted. Dude got what he wanted so it's neither here nor there if you think he didn't try as much to be with him.

Whoever needed to go to the other went to the other. It's giving admission of guilt your honor.

Now I'm gathering receipts in wait for your response cos I'm ready to fight you on this one and I'm not joking 🤺

Ohhh you are dead wrong for that Tae comment.

Need I remind you, Tae isn't the biggest supporter of your client's career. But guess who is??

THAT'S RIGHT MY CLIENT RIGHT HERE

Look at him, eyes poised for admiration lips ready to adore your client and ravage him. Don't get me started on the perked nipples. A soft pad for your client to rest his head on. Put some respect on him.

Ooooohh now you are triggering me

Did you not hear what Jimin said? Exhibit B paragraph C, and I quote, AND THATS WHY I CAME TO YOU. end quote.

Crowd can disperse now.

If Jimin went to him to make up for not being available how dare you pin this on Jungkook.

I'll have you know, coming on live is the final arsenal the 5 stages of grief dude was left with no choice.

Stage one. Never let Jimin leave your sight cos apparenrly if he goes it's hard to get him again.

2. Sneak into his room at night and stay there till he calls security. This one is not a joke.

3. If he is staying with his friends while working on his project post aggressive thirst traps online to lure him out.

4. Call security on him. Have him arrested and then go and bail him out.

5. Start a live and flash your chest and when he appears in the comments bombard him with requests

What more do you want from my client??

Your honor I want the death penalty for this Anon.

[summerwriting]

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Author's note: i am probably going to make a part two or turn this into a little series. Also head Canon readers colour is pastel blue. Also sorry about spelling mistakes if there is any, I'm dyslexic. i am also taking requests if you're interested check out arcane writing requests

A OLD FRIEND

You worked yourself through most of your nights, and they were normally quiet and consisted of the same repetitive activities. Serves a drunk dude kicks him out serves a drunk dude gets hit on kicks him out serves a another stupid fucking drunk dude and kicks him out again. Ok so Maybe they Weren't quiet, but it was a normal Night for you. What you were not expecting to happen on your Regular Saturday night shift was an old Friend that you thought was dead walking into the bar.

“I'll get a beer” is the first thing she said to you. She definitely Didn't recognise you. That's for sure  oh boy you were going to have fun that Night.

“Coming up, vi” you snickered, shaking your head.

“How do yo– oh haha very funny, don't you Dare say it's written on my face” Vi snapped at you.

“Well it is, but would you prefer me call you Violet, Violet” you say leaning on the Counter. There was a smirk on your face 

“Im sorry what who the fuck are you and why the fuck do you know my name and i mean my full name” she got Defensive real fast wich made you Laugh and roll your eyes.

“Mmmm you'll just have to figure it out won't you” you grabbed a glass “violet” you add her name at the end just to tort her. You filled the glass full of beer, all the while vi’s eyes Scanned over you Suspicion and cautiousness in her Gaze.   

“Ok thats not funny, who the fuck are you Bitch!!!” she snapped angrily her hands went down hard on the table her voice was loud and Obnoxious almost like Shame wasn't something she even had thought of. The people in the bar went quiet at the Sudden yell and their eyes went to her and well… you.

“You might want to be quieter, girly,”  you said, slipping her glass over to her with a smile on your lips. It didn't take long for everyone to go back to their original conversations.

“How do you know who i am?, talk” her voice came out threatening and her demeanour came off as Intimidating but not to you. 

“You'll just have to remember me. I can't be that forgettable can i?”you took a seat on your side of the counter resting your head in your hands your head tilted to the side.

“Just tell me who you are,” Vi demanded. Your Eyebrows furrowed in disappointment

“I'm Y/N, you seriously couldn't recognise me?” you asked.

“Oh god” vi’s eyes widened with sock and they seemed to Light up. She Launched forward, jumping over the Counter, wrapping her arms around you. You smiled and  wrapped your arms around Vi as well. “I can't believe this, i thought i'd never see you again” her hug was so warm and comforting and loving, it brought back old memories for you and her. you remembered the butterflies you would get when she would hug you like this or hold your hand or wrap her arm around your shoulder and when she would look at you with her big beautiful blue eyes the ones she was looking at you with right now.

“You thought that. i thought you were dead” you cupped her cheek. your eyes searching hers.

“I'm so sorry sweets i was- i was- well it's a long story” vi coked out. Her hands came up to grip both sides of your face. 

“Where have you been?”you asked, you needed to know you hadn't seen her in 7 years and she just showed up like the walking dead.

“I was arrested and shoved into stillwater for 7 years and then some enforcer got me out and i went looking for powder and well im sure you know about jinx and then well me and that enforcer kissed and then i stopped her from killing a kid and then she hit me and now i'm a drunk liveing in some shity apartment.” well that was a mouthful and a lot of information for you to take in. The two things that stuck was that she had been to prison and she's been in a Relationship with an enforcer which made it even worse, because yes you were a little jealous which was stuped. you Hadn't seen her in 7 fucking years, you Shouldn't feel that she was just some silly Little crush you had when you where little that was never Reciprocated.( Because you were like 11 and she was 15 but thats not the case now)

[callofdudes]

AleRudy ✨incorrect quotes✨ ft: Valeria, Ghost, and Soap.

Alejandro: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Rodolfo: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Rodolfo: *chokes on something*

Alejandro: Jeez, Rodolfo, don't die on us.

Rodolfo: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Rodolfo: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Alejandro:

Alejandro: This one is the dumpster.

Rodolfo: They’re both your bedroom.

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Rodolfo: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Alejandro: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

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Alejandro: You need to stop swearing so much.

Rodolfo: Shut the fuck up.

Alejandro: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Rodolfo: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Alejandro: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Rodolfo: Shit the beep up.

Alejandro:

Rodolfo: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Alejandro: Yes, I'm adopting Rodolfo and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Rodolfo: Alejandro...

Alejandro: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Alejandro: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Rodolfo: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Alejandro: We are not doing this!

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Valeria: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Rodolfo: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Alejandro: Well, has Valeria been wrong before?

Rodolfo: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Alejandro: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Valeria: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Alejandro: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Rodolfo: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Rodolfo: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Rodolfo: Valeria is still mad about it, but me and Alejandro were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Valeria, to Alejandro: You know, Rodolfo can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Valeria: *blows airhorn at Rodolfo* GET FUCKED!

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Valeria, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??

Valeria: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Rodolfo: It was you the fuck.

Valeria: It was I the fuck…

Alejandro: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Rodolfo: She the fuck.

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Valeria: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Alejandro: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

Rodolfo: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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Rodolfo: You really believe in Valeria?

Alejandro: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.

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Alejandro: Guys where did Valeria go?

Rodolfo: She got arrested.

Alejandro: How the hell-

Valeria: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Rodolfo, watching Alejandro with the new recruits he's fond of: Ugh

Valeria, watching as well: You know...

Valeria: He doesn't love you. You could always join me and my cartel, we'd treat you better than he does.

Rodolfo: You think I want to join your peacock feather spreading, egotistical little boy band??

Valeria: Ok, sorry I asked

Rodolfo: Yeah, be sorry 😤

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Rodolfo: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Valeria: What’s up your ass this morning!

Alejandro: *walks in* ...Hey.

Valeria: Hmm… nevermind.

Rodolfo: WAIT NO!

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Ghost: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Soap: Um, murder???

Alejandro: Adventuring!

Rodolfo: Tuesday.

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Rodolfo: I give up. I am so tired.

Soap: Get the emergency supply!

Ghost: *carries Alejandro and places him in front of Rodolfo*

Alejandro: *smiles*

Rodolfo: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Ghost: Christmas is cancelled.

Rodolfo: You can't cancel a holiday.

Ghost: Keep it up, Rodolfo, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Rodolfo: What does that mean?

Ghost: Alejandro, take New Year's away from Rodolfo.

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Alejandro: What’s up with Soap? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Rodolfo: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Alejandro: Why?

Rodolfo: Ghost smiled at him.

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Rodolfo: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Soap: A doll.

Ghost: A cinnamon roll.

Alejandro: A sweetheart.

Rodolfo:

Rodolfo: ...stop it.

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Rodolfo: What are you getting Soap for the holidays?

Ghost: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Alejandro: I'm getting Soap a divorce lawyer.

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Rodolfo, opening his arms to greet Alejandro after coming home late: Mi amor!!

Alejandro: What's going on?

Rodolfo: I don't know what you mean love, we should go inside now

Alejandro: Where's the body??

Rodolfo: ...

Rodolfo: I don't know what you're talking about-

Alejandro: I'll get a shovel...

I made a few of these up myself, and I'm proud. Giving the babies the chaotic love they deserve.

[presidentdisastraofgallifrey]

The Inquiry liveblog

Oh hey there, Darkel!

Poor Leela is so sick of this shit

Brax speaking so gently to Romana <3

Sooo did all the Project Alpha die of like temporal cancer, or did Brax murder burner them?

Also, he was just a "lowly functionary" then? Interesting

Torvald you smartass, you know what they mean

G-d, Brax is so smooth

"I thought this was an independent inquiry" someone put Leela in charge asap

(please do not)

(but also she'd be better than the Time Lords)

So what exactly was Narvin's pre-CIA job?

Love when Narvin and Brax grudgingly agree

"What you have to say to me, Torvald can hear" huh

Time Lord insult = dropping their title

"Are you really so naive these days?" yes, yes he is

Love that the CIA has a Matrix backdoor

But also, having the Matrix as this big thing but then saying no one but the President gets access has always felt like a big waste

Ah yes, the databomb, we've all seen it

Season 1: we can't risk losing the Matrix!! Season 3: oh yeah, the Matrix is just gone now

"She believes I worry too much about Andred" you mean Leela's husband who's missing?

Oh, that moment when Brax goes from gentle almost-friend back to suave politician mode is so good

Leela being defensive of the Chancellery Guard <3

Which reminds me that Narvin does know (or thinks he does) and has this whole time. The jerk

There is actually not all that much inquiry in this episode about the inquiry

Yes, Leela, you should be annoyed that no one properly defines words for you

"Leela, don't trust Narvin. Or Torvald." "I do not; both have let me down before." Oh, sweetie, you have no idea

Narvin keeps throwing Leela together with the guy who (as far as he knows) killed her husband. The jerk

Narvin is literally like "I don't trust Brax for disagreeing with me one time"

"Perhaps one day he, and Romana, will earn your trust" oof

He's so ridiculous. "Try not to kill anyone" can't be anything but chaotic flirting when he just told the others he was fine if they did kill

"I have another little task for you" why does he talk like that?

(he's so autistic)

"Andred is gone. You have to forget him" RUDE

"by means of my extendable probe" lol

Romana indulging Leela's search for Andred in the middle of a crisis <3

The fact that their biodata is stored in big clunky tubes just because this worldbuilding was established in the 70's

And why exactly do the upper ranks of the CIA get things that would allow them to hide their actions from the Matrix, the President, etc?

Romana is so chaotic. Who just goes alone and unprotected as President to buy a statue to entrap their friend in a secret meeting to confront him in case he's a dangerous criminal?

Also I'm still enjoying imagining what she was wearing for this and the rest of the episode

G-d she's such a bad liar

Did they just forget after this that the chapters are supposed to all have separate Academies?

Actually, are the chapters just based on what school one went to? That would make more sense than anything else

(am I the only person who didn't realize this?)

They're both so extra omg

Where does he get the money, actually? I could see Romana having some savings account left over from her adventures, but how does Brax afford this art?

Also, did she suspect this whole time or did she just. Not make the connection between him and the Braxiatel collection?

RUDE! Those guards just fired after Leela despite not being meant to arrest her or anything!

Narving using "wild good chase" but not knowing what it means, amazing

Even now, hating her, Narvin is concerned about saying things that will hurt Leela's feelings

Don't yell at Leela, she's having a bad day!

There is no time for this, but Brax just can't resist being extra

Oof, Narvin was directly responsible for Minyos

(but also this breaks yet another timeline, how dare)

Leela being pedantic back to K9 is delightful

This is such a Doctor Who answer: we stopped the thief every thieving so now it was always a hoax

Darkel shows a surprising amount of honor here

[dantegreaves00]

And Hell Followed - A Far Cry 5 x FtM Reader series Part Eight

Deputy Y/N Jackson is in the middle of a Holy War in Hope County Montana. Originally sent to arrest Joseph Seed he ended up becoming the leader of the Resistance, but the deputy has a secret. A secret that only Whitehorse knows. When his younger brother and sister show up one day out of the blue, Y/N finds out that his own personal hell has found him. Now with the help of the very people he was supposed to stop can he save his family and himself?

I know this summary sucks.

Anyway I hope you enjoy this slow burn series

Trigger Warnings

Mentions of past child abuse

Mentions of past child SA

Mentions of SA

Stalking

Guns

Drugs

Religion bashing (the Deputy has religious trauma)

Religious trauma

Transphobia

Homophobia

Angst

Warnings for this part are Guns, Transphobia, use of the T slur, misgendering on purpose and intensionally using the wrong pronouns for the reader.

Please enjoy, I'm glad to be back writing.

Tag list

@gamergirl-06 @capriskunk @transpanda07

Let me know what you think

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Chaos erupted as everyone started yelling over each other.

"Everyone shut up and be quiet!" Whitehorse yelled, causing people to yell even more.

"How can anyone be ok with this, Eli did you know?" Wheaty asked as he and the other Whitetails started to pace.

"Yes I knew, that's why I agreed to this meeting"

"Then why didn't you say anything to the rest of us?"

"Because I knew that you dipshits would react like this"

"This is bullshit Eli and you know it" one of the Whitetails said angrily.

Joseph approached Whitehorse who looked conflicted about the news he just heard.

"Sheriff Whitehorse, I know that we don't share the same ideals and beliefs but I can agree to the ceasefire and convince the project to agree as well, I have seen the way my brother has changed since meeting the Deputy, it's been good for him" Joseph said as Whitehorse looked at me before nodding his head in agreement.

"I don't know how the others will react, you still have two of my Deputys and the Marshal, if you release them then that would help convince the others to the agreement"

"Consider it done"

Jacob started to approach me, causing John to push me behind him.

"Don't you dare" John said, his voice stern and deep.

Jacob smirked before handing his gun to Eli, who was confused but took his gun carefully.

"Easy Johnny, I'm not going to do anything calm down" he said before pulling John into a hug "I'm happy for you little brother"

The two hugged for a bit before Jacob released John and started to walk over to me.

"Deputy I don't think I have to tell you what I will do to you if you hurt my little brother?"

"You don't have to worry about that Jacob in fact if I do hurt him I'll hand you the gun"

We looked at each other for a moment before Jacob let out a small chuckle causing me to let out a tiny laugh.

"I'm going to radio Nick and the others, have this info coming from me instead of hearing it anywhere else" I told John who nodded his head in agreement.

"I'll let the chosen know that your friends are to be let in as well as Nick and your family" he said nodding to his brothers and Faith, before leaving the church to talk to the guards.

Pulling out my radio I set it to the joint channel, so it was easier to talk to everyone.

"Guns for Hire, it's Dep, I need you guys to listen"

"Copy that, Deputy" I heard Grace say.

"Yo Deputy, oh man me and Sharky were just saying we need to get the three of us together again to drink some of this moonshine we made" came Hurk's voice.

"Why am I not surprised you two are doing something stupid" Jess said in her usual tone.

"I hope this is important, I was in the middle of yoga with Xander and we were doing the downward dog" Adelaide said.

"Adelaide, I did not need to hear any of that while I have young impressionable children with me, anyway what's up partner?" Came Nick's response.

"Look, I'm at Joseph's church with Sheriff Whitehorse, Eli and some Whitetails, we've decided on a ceasefire and I need you guys here so I can explain something in person, I'm telling you guys first before telling the others because honestly both Mary May and Tracey scare the shit out of me" I said.

"Oh shit sounds like the reason is really important if Eli is there, I'll be there soon, do you want me to grab Dutch while I'm at it?" Jess asked.

"Na I'll radio him next, might have to make an in person visit ya know"

"I'll be there soon, am I bringing Ava and Elijah with me?" Nick asked.

"Yes please, and be safe" I replied.

"Sharky here, Hurk's just gone to load up the truck then we'll be with ya, I just gotta get my pants on"

"Oh Sharky, tell the Seeds I'll be landing Tulip soon and I want her left the way I bring her" said Adelaide.

"I was already on my way when you mentioned a ceasefire, I thought if everyone is there might as well give you back up Deputy" Grace said.

"Ok well I'll see you guys in a bit, if on your travels you see Boomer, Peaches and Cheeseburger, can you bring them with, I want my siblings to meet them" I said.

After everyone confirmed they heard me I put my radio down as Whitehorse came to stand by me as i noticed Joseph approach the stage of his church where we first saw him that fateful night.

"Ok everyone listen, me and Sheriff Whitehorse have come to an agreement, Eden's Gate will hand over Deputys Pratt and Hudson, and we will stop all Bliss production in order to prove that we agree to the ceasefire..." he began to say before Wheaty cut him off "What about all the people taken by you guys that are being kept at the Veteran's center and all the other bunkers?"

"I'll go get them" I said causing one of the Whitetails to laugh.

Her face cold and empty as she looked at me.

"Oh yes, send in the Deputy, the savour of Hope County, the one person we relied upon to help us only to find out the trany was sleeping with the enemy!" Yelled the only female Whitetail I had only briefly met besides Tammy.

"How did you... Eli did you out me to everyone?" I asked him.

"What? No kid, I would never do that, I kept it secret like you asked me to, I don't know how she found out" Eli said, his voice sincere.

"I found out when I was in charge of checking the secretary cameras, you know Deputy you should be more careful where you bandage up your wounds." the female Whitetail said before drawing her gun to my head.

"This thing betrayed us, said we could trust it, then just because the bitches deadbeat father shows his face and puts everyone in danger, oh now we're agreeing to a ceasefire, not when I don't know she was sleeping with John Fucking Seed!" She yelled at me, about to pull the trigger when...

"I won't do that if I were you"

[foxcantswim]

Barbie x Harley Quinn // Lucky I Love Ya

First Barbie x Harley fic out there??? I am now BEGGING for more. I am also begging for requests for these two. I'm on my knees at this point.

Harley breaks Barbie out of jail. Afterall, she would do anything for her girlfriend.

TW: Mention of catcalling, blood, language

Barbie had been arrested… again… She had been catcalled one too many times and she had simply lost her patience, a punch and a kick there had landed her in yet another cell.

Harley grabbed hold of Barbie's wrist and pulled her closer, "Watch your back!" she shouted before pointing a gun at a cop who had appeared behind Barbie.

Taking a deep breath, Barbie closed her eyes and awaited the gunshot. She flinched. Harley had always been on the extreme side. She had even offered Barbie a gun a few days ago, which she obviously declined.

An arm wrapped around Barbie's waist, "You sure are lucky I like you enough to bust you outta here, puddin'."

A shy smile appeared on Barbie's face, "You know I appreciate it. But you don't have to keep…" she dared to take a look behind her towards the body on the floor, "Keep doing things like this," her voice became quiet.

The concept of death was always something Barbie had a problem with. And Harley didn't exactly help with that.

"Anything for my doll," Harley licked her lips, leaning in close, "One day you'll use a gun and you'll see just how exciting this shit can be." Barbie took a step back, narrowly avoiding Harley's kiss. Harley stuck out her tongue, Barbie couldn't help but smile.

Barbie was grateful for Harley. She had run into her when she was robbing a bank… Of course she was. A stray bullet had flew past her head, missing her by mere inches. Harley was about to make sure the next bullet hit its mark, but then she realised something. It was almost as if she was looking into a mirror…

Harley was determined to look after this mysterious woman from that day on.

It had been a few months since the two first met now.

"You want to take me to where?"

"BarbieLand!" Barbie exclaimed with a huge grin on her face.

BarbieLand was something she had brought up a few times, Harley was still confused at the possibility of a whole other world which was run by women and… very pink?

"This again?" she groaned, "You really think someone like me would be able to function somewhere like that? You know I love ya, doll, but I ain't goin' anywhere near that place," Harley said as she sat down on the sofa, leaning back.

"Erm… Gloria probably wouldn't like it if you got…" Barbie nodded towards Harley's blood covered clothes, "That on her furniture."

Speaking of Gloria. She almost fainted from a panic attack upon seeing TWO Barbies. It had taken a few weeks for her to get used to it.

"Isn't this kind of weird…?" she had asked.

"I'm literally friends with a walking shark and a woman who can control plants. Nothin' is weird to me."

Harley giggled up at Barbie, "Me n Gloria are like this," she crossed her fingers, "She won't mind."

"I won't mind what?"

"Speak of the devil," Harley smirked before kicking her feet up on the coffee table.

"Hi, sorry I'm late I had a-" Gloria froze in her tracks, "Get up! Now!" she shouted, instantly moving to grab Harley's hand to pull her up, "What the hell happened?"

"Nothin'!" Harley smiled as innocently as she could.

Gloria released her hand, "Really?" she tried to control her breathing at the sight of blood staining her couch.

"Some assholes were gettin' all up in my doll's business. I only did what was right and broke her out of jail."

"Jail?! Again?!" Gloria's eyes darted towards Barbie who was shifting back and forth on her feet.

"She was stickin' up for herself," Harley argued, "Men can be assholes."

Gloria sighed deeply, "That doesn't mean you can go around killing people! For one thing, you are dragging evidence here!" Despite not wanting to be anywhere near the blood, she ran to the kitchen to grab some rubber gloves in preparation of a thorough cleanup. This hadn't been the first time Harley had shown up covered in blood. Of course Gloria had called the cops the first handful of times, but each and every time Harley would somehow escape and show up once again.

"She was only trying to help," Barbie muttered as Gloria made her way back towards the couch with multiple different cleaning products in hand.

Harley laughed and walked up behind Barbie, wrapping her aways around her waist, "Ya see… Even puddin' knows I'm only doing what's right."

Gloria had found it incredibly narcissistic when Harley had announced that she was in a relationship with Barbie a few weeks ago. But then again, that was totally a Harley thing to do.

"I never said it was right," Barbie gasped.

"You wound me, babe!" Harley pouted as she rested her chin on Barbie's shoulder.

"You need to leave. Both of you. I need to disinfect the whole house." Gloria loved Barbie, regardless of her choices. And if Harley made her happy, then who was she to judge? If Gloria was being honest, she was glad that Harley was there to look after Barbie in the outside world. She was still learning about how to be human, afterall. She just hoped that Barbie was learning how to be a good person.

Harley planted a kiss on Barbie's cheek before moving away, "But where would we go? You can't kick us out like this," Harley wiped her eyes, trying her hardest to produce tears.

Barbie's frown soon turned into a huge smile, "We can go to BarbieLand!"

Before Harley could protest, Gloria interrupted, "Yes. That is a great idea. The police won't look for you there."

Harley was quickly on knees in front of Gloria, "Don't let her take me there!" she clasped her hands together and begged, "What if I don't make it back alive?!"

"You are always so dramatic," Gloria shook her head before looking over at Barbie, "Go on. Take all the time you need."

Barbie giggled with joy before pulling Harley up from the ground, "We're going to have so much fun, Harley!" she placed a kiss on her cheek, which melted the latter's heart.

It was becoming increasingly hard for Harley to deny whatever Barbie wanted. It was rare for Barbie to show affection, so a simple kiss on the cheek was usually her undoing.

"Okay! You've convinced me, doll!" Harley linked their arms together before dragging her towards the door, "Good luck with the blood!" she laughed towards Gloria.

"Ha ha……" Gloria rolled her eyes. Just before thy were about to leave the house, Gloria gasped, "Harley! Clean yourself up before you leave!"

"Booooo! You're no fun," she replied. Barbie had to forcefully drag Harley up the stairs towards the bathroom.

Harley clicked the lock as soon as they were in. It was barely even five seconds before Barbie found herself pushed against the sink.

"Nope!" Barbie put a hand up as Harley leaned in, "I refuse to kiss you when you are covered in… that."

"Dollfaaaace, you're killin' me!" Harley rolled her eyes, but she did indeed move Barbie out of the way in order to reach the sink. She had never scrubbed her face faster, water and soap splashed over the sides haphazardly.

"There we go!" Harley cheered before turning towards Barbie once more, instantly claiming her lips with her own. Barbie automatically smiled into the kiss.

"Much better," Barbie said when she pulled away.

"Love ya, babe," Harley moved a stray hair out of Barbie's face before going back in for seconds. The kiss soon deepened, it was always hard for Harley not to escalate things.

A loud bang could soon be heard coming from the front door.

"Ma'am, we're looking for Harley Quinn… Again."

"Fuckin' cops," Harley groaned as she buried her face into a panting Barbie's neck.

"L-Language," Barbie shivered under her grasp.

"I think it's about time we jump this place, puddin'," she pressed a soft kiss to the underside of her jaw before reluctantly pulling away.

The pair made their way to the room next door, Barbie always made sure to keep a spare change of clothes in a bag for Harley.

"Do I really need to change?" she groaned.

"Yes! You can't go out looking like that!" Blood still clearly stained her clothes.

"Lucky I love ya," Harley rolled her eyes before grabbing the bag.

Barbie clapped her hands together in excitement as she watched Harley change, "We're finally going to BarbieLand!" she shouted.

"Shh!" Harley hushed her.

Once Harley was finally changed, she ran towards the window and flung it open. She reached out to hold Barbie's hand before the pair jumped.

Harley was not looking forward to the trip to BarbieLand. She had no idea what was in store for her… But if it made Barbie happy, then so be it. The smile on her girlfriend's face as they skated alongside the beach was worth it.

[soupdeewoop]

favorite lines from "THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT"

your wife waters flowers, i want to kill her

All my mornings are monday stuck in an endless february

but you're in self-sabotage mode, throwing spikes down the road

we're modern idiots

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate

i scratch your head, you fall asleep, like a tattooed golden retriever

sometimes i wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me, but you told lucy you'd kill yourself if I ever leave

'cause it fit too right, puzzle pieces in the dead of night, I shouldve known it was a matter of time

'cause i knew too much, there was danger in the heat of my touch, he saw forever so he smashed it up

did you really beam me up?, in a cloud of sparkling dust, just to do experiments on, tell me I was the chosen one, showed me that this world is bigger than us, then sent me back where I came from

now im down bad crying at the gym, everything comes out teenage petulance, "fuck it if I cant have him", "I might just die, it would make no difference"

how dare you think its romantic, leaving me safe and stranded

my spine split from carrying us up to the hill, wet through my clothes, weary bones caught the chill

thinking how much sad did you think I had, did you think I had in me? oh the tragedy

i stopped cpr, after all its no use

two graves, one gun, ill find someone

you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? i died on the alter waiting for the proof

i just learned these people try and save you 'cause they hate you

id rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin', ill tell you something 'bout my good name, its mine along with all the disgrace, I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empire's clothing

there's a lot of people in town that I bestow upon my fakest smiles

my friends tried, but i wouldn't hear it, watched me daily disappearing, for just one glimse of his smile

another summer, taking cover, rolling thunder, he doesnt understand me, splintered back in winter, silent dinners, bitter, he was with her in dreams

little did you know you home's really only a town youre just a guest in

florida, is one hell of a drug, florida, can I use you up?

little did you know your home's really only the town youll get arrested, so pack your life away just to wait out the shitstorm back in texas

i need to forget, so take me to florida, ive got some regrets, ill bury them in florida, tell me I'm despicable, say its unforgivable, at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, florida

go on, fuck me up

this cage was once just fine, am i allowed to cry?

what if hes written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?

these fatal fantasie given way to laboured breath taking all of me, weve already done in my head

what if the way you hold me is actually whats holy?

they dont know how youve haunted me so stunningly, i choose you and me, religiously

if you wanted me dead you shouldve just said

crash the party like a record crash as i scream, "whos afraid of little old me?", you should be

i wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me, you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

you caged me and then you called me crazy, i am what i am 'cause you trained me, so whos afraid of me?

they shake their heads saying, "god, help her" when i tell 'em hes my man

ill show you heaven if youll be an angel, all mine

whoa, maybe i cant

i thought i was better safe than starry-eyed

if you know it in one glimpse, its legendary, you and i go from one kiss to getting married

you shit-talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles, i wish i could unrecall, how we almost had it all

youre the loss of my life

the lights refract sequin stars off her silhouette every night, i can show you lies

'cause im a real tough kid, i can handle my shit, they said "babe, you gotta fake it till you make it" and i did

lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die

im so depressed, i act like its my birthday everday

'cause im miserable (haha), and nobody even knows, try and come for my job

and i dont even want you back, i just want to know, if rusting my sparking summer was the goal

you didnt measure up in any measure of a man

in fifty years will all this be declassifed?, and ill say, "good riddance"

i wouldve died for youre sins, instead i just died inside

so when i touch down, call the amateurs and cut 'em from the team

'cause the sign on your heart said its still reserved for me, honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?

he jokes that "its heroin, but this time with an E"

you look like clara bow

this town is fake but youre the real thing, breath of fresh ait through smoke rings

the crowd goes wild at her fingertip, half moon shine, a full eclipse

youre the new god were worshipping, promise to be dazzling

beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours demanding more

you look like taylor swift, in this light, were loving it, youve got edge, she never did, the futures bright, dazzling

[mareenavee]

Criminal asks! *grabby hands*

8, 15, and 22 please :)

Maple!! I was half wondering if you'd made this ask game before I saw the actual post this morning LOL. They seem like your kind of discussions, and I'm here for it.

Thank you for these!

From this caustic ask game right here.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

We're all entitled to our opinions, but I refuse to believe Ondolemar actually wants to be a Thalmor. He does some real RIEKLING BEHAVIOR SHIT in the Embassy for you if you get some bard or whatever arrested for their Talos-flavored nonsense. (Please, I hate this quest as much as the next person. I'm definitely live and let live ambivalent about Talos nonsense.) Granted, to get him to help here, you yourself have to not be a [redacted] idiot with the vocabulary of a Riekling yourself. :>

If he agrees to help you, then you get this gem of a conversation five feet from Elenwen, who is, presumably his superior:

Ondolemar: "How dare you speak of the Thalmor in such a disgusting manner!" Razelan: "What? I didn't... hmm? No listen, you must have misunderstood... I would never openly insult your... that is to say..." Ondolemar: "Your insults and provocations have gone far enough! I'd kill you where you stand if I wasn't bound by my oath as an officer of the Aldmeri Dominion."

This is Riekling Behavior. It is Causing Problems On Purpose for some [redacted] just because they helped with a simple quest he could have definitely thrown his power around to accomplish without thievery and tomfoolery.

To my eye he wanted to see if you, the player, were willing to throw away all reason to help him, and do so without getting your ass caught and thrown in jail. He needs people who can manage simple tasks without getting the entire government involved so he can trust you in the future. For what? Very out of character to LET IN RANDOM PEOPLE to secret Thalmor business in a secret Thalmor unjoinable faction.

He does not want to be part of this and/or is trying to do something about them. Bet. (Anyway thanks for coming to my TES talk.)

15. That one thing you see in fanart all the time

Hmm. I am usually in awe of fanart to be perfectly honest. But I suppose, and this is likely my very Aro/Ace brain, if I see a lot of fanart of pairings of OC/NPC, and I can't tell what the OC's deal is outside of who they are paired with -- ie, set aside, they have no personality at all on their own, then I'm going to be a little less likely to give the art attention. I want to know who the characters are, not just who they're [redacted.] Ya know what I mean? Sorry that's pretty blunt but it's true. I think this is why my favorite fanart is from or for people whose characters are part of a larger work -- ie a comic or a fanfiction. So I can understand the character.

This is specifically about fanart of pairings with no story other than x OC is with x NPC, that's it, that's their story. I am usually still in awe of just OC artwork, or just NPCs. And yeah there's always going to be exceptions but the question brought to mind maybe three artists I find myself bored of seeing work from LOL out of the hundreds I do love to follow.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

...Am I allowed to say Athis here?

Okay so. I don't think I have to defend him to you, Maple lol (: But for others who may be out of the loop -- we stan a good Athis and we just want him to make something of his life. Yes, yes.

Anyway he exists. He's that one elf dude in the Companions? That one, yes. He was a shell of a character, yes, in Vanilla. He also looks a bit... We'll just keep our opinions on the vanilla art direction to ourselves in this case. Anyway it's little wonder he's been ignored...

But yes, please, you're ignoring a favorite bean, friends. Write more Athis. I don't even care how you write him, but please. Join me in the tag. LOL he deserves attention.

I picked him for World because he was a shell character and due to the project I've become enamored of all the iterations that could be. So ... join me in the brain rot. Yes, thank you.

[paulinawoodpecker]

Final battle: The Triple quadruple Team fights tiffany mordon and defeats The villains

@jakkiisthatboy2

Ramirez: tad?!

Victoria: look!

Dagenia, reena and Tad: 😧

Tiffany: Greetings, toad…

Tad: Tiffany mordon! On behalf of the bravest hero and the triple team, I'm placing you under arrest!

Tiffany: You can't do that! I'll just arrest you right back.

Dagenia: On what charge?!

Tiffnay: False arrest? Being annoying? Who cares?!

Reena: You stabbed us in the back, Tiffany!

Tiffany: Just like you stabbed me in the back, taking my fans, my sponsors, my lucrative endorsement deals, my spotlight!

Reena: You were my rival. Now you're no better than max!

Tiffany: How dare you. I am way better-looking than my parents!

Tad: I'm taking you in. By force, if necessary.

Tiffany: Oh, wittle toad with a wittle gun! *laughs*

Tiffany: *gets hit by his staff*

Tad: Huh.

Tiffany: 💢

Ramírez: Oh.

Victoria: watch out!

Tiff au tires to shoot tad with her powers

Tad: Tiffany, stop! You don't want to do this!

Tiffany: Don't tell me what I want to do!

Tad: you’re on!

All: *fights each other*

Tiffany: mummy isn’t your friend!

Tad: he is! You just didn’t know him!

Tiffany: I did but I broke his heart. Like how you did.

Ramirez: what?

Victoria: you hurt his feelings?

Dagenia: you what?

Tad: no wonder you’re so mean!

Reena: Even to me that one day! At our first school day!

Tiffany: what was wrong with you! You’re nothing!

Tad: I’m not a nothing! *lunges his sword to her* I’m a something!

Ramirez: this has to stop!

Victoria: this isn’t you!

Tiffany: oh this is me alright!

Reena: no it isn’t…

Tiffany and reena began fighting

Reena: max and the others are tricking you! He wants you to destroy the entire system here!

Tiffany: Oh, that's right, you know everything!

Reena: Uh-oh!

Tiffany: Hey, why don't we all just listen to Reena Roberto Ramirez?

Victoria: Rini, look out!

Rini: Whoa!

Ramirez: Oh, my.

Tad: come on kid! Don’t let her get you!

Reena: I’m trying!

Victoria sent out a vision plasma beats

Plasma Beast: *laughs*

Tiffany: 😧

Tiffany: Some of it got in my mouth! It's in my mouth!

Reena: she’s just too good.

Tad: no! No! Aaah!

Ramirez: oh dear!

Victoria: Whoa!

Tiffany: Tornado Launcher! The vegetable may be a lunatic, but he sure can build a gun.

Tiffany: do you want to know who you are toad?

Tad: really? Who am I?

Tiffany: we queen bees wish you were never into this world! You’re worthless! You will never get anything right! No one will even trust you or love you!

Tad: 😰!!!

Tiffany: you’re nothing. You got no talent, no bravery! You’re just a scaredy cat!

Tiffany: you are just an ugly pathetic archaeologist who also known as the scared fat fascist hero!

Tad: …

Tiffany: well?

Tad: *sets himself free*

Reena: TAD!!!

Max: …

Tiffany: 😈

Dagenia: don’t let her get to the crystal of destruction!!

Tad chases Tiffany from the crystal of destruction

Pickles: it’s a bomb?! You never told us it was a bomb!

Tiffany: yeah right…but I had to.

Jack: …

Tad almost attacks her

Tiffany: not on my watch!

Tiffany beats tad up with one punch

Tiffany: I must finish this! Right now!

Tiffany: 😈

Tad: Tiffany, please! You're not a villain! You're not like your family. This isn't you, and you know it!

Tiffany: you don’t have to- what?

Tad: If you press that button, everyone in this place will die, including us! Is that how you want your story to continue?

Tiffany: …

Tad: Tiffany…you have to let it go…

Tiffany: 😰

Tiffany: *presses the button but tad catches the mean queen bees including Tiffany and make it out of the cave with everyone else leaving*

The crystal cave exploded

Tad: we did it!

All: *cheers*

Reena: oh yeah! *hugs tad* you did it!

Tad: no…we did it…

Ramirez: yes!

Victoria: woo hoo!

Dagenia: I knew we could do it!

Reena: 🙂

Tiffany: ugh! My clothes! They’re ruined!

Reena: well Tiffany, that’s what you get when you try to destroy the bravest hero!

Tiffany: ugh!

Tiffany: *breathes*

Tiffany: you may have won this war reena…you will regret this…

The mean queen bees leave

Tad: she’s not gonna change isn’t she?

Reena: hmm…nope…

[siri-ike]

"Nightwing, report."

"He woke up again. He was much better physically, but he still didn't recognize anyone." Dick rattled off roboticly. "He tried to jump out the window, so I sedated him. Temperature's come down, and he hasn't thrown up or seized in 3 days. But-" He hesitated for a moment.

"But?"

"It's, ah, it seems that, he. Well, he -looks-, a, a bit, uhm, shorter. Than he was." Nightwing forced out. "I could just be mistaking. But, the first time I cleaned him, he had a few baby chest hairs, and now he's soft as a newborn. His cheeks also look a little bit fuller."

"..."

Bruce was right: Dick hadn't been sleeping, and it showed. He must just be seeing things. "How are things on your side?"

"The Fentons have been arrested, we found their other clones, they were, unviable." B's voice faltered, Dick guessed he had had to speed up their decomposition rather than let them die slowly. "We found their daughter, too. She's agreed to come back with us." At least there's some good news. "Still no lead on who the other cloning expert was. We're looking into all the Fentons' current and former friends with a science background." Batman sounded tired, too. They were supposed to have a hotel room, but Alfred wasn't there to force them to sleep. Not that Nightwing had any room to judge.

"Are there any Vlads on that list?"

"Yes, three." B responded.

"Danny keeps thinking someone named Vlad is taking care of him or holding him hostage or something. Start with those. And you better not be making Dami stay awake as long as you are."

"Copy." Click. Avoiding, out of all his brothers, Damian is surprisingly the best at keeping a healthy routine. But that all goes out the window whenever he falls for one of B's obsessions. Dick's been there, remembers what it's like.

"You ought to take your own advice."

Dick spun around from the batcomputer. "Alfred." He delighted. "You're back."

"Am I?" He sassed. "What a perfect excuse for you to take a break." He stepped closer. "Take a shower, I'll prepare some "fast food"." He joked. Alfred's version of "fast food" was food they could eat quickly and with little mess. Things like crustless sandwiches and baked buns.

Dick glanced back at the computer. He should stop. He knows he should stop. Just stop. But it felt like he was velcroed to the screen. He tore himself away and went with Alfred. It's this exact kind of work ethic he doesn't want for his brothers. It's too late for him, and it's definitely too late for Tim. Jason and Cass have separate problems. Steph seems to be 50/50. But he had such high hopes for Damian. And now there's Danny, who, from what he could tell, was already prone to overworking himself. "When he gets better, do you think he'll stay?" Groggily, Dick dared to ask. Alfred will be understanding. He always is. It was something Dick had tried most of his life to emulate.

"Ready to be a big brother again, master Dick?" He smiled proudly, yet teasingly.

"No."

Silence.

"If he had nowhere else to go, then ofcorse he can stay, but, every time he wakes up, he, sounds relieved. And he's always convinced he's with Vlad. Maybe Vlad is a comforting figure to him. Maybe he does have somewhere to go." He paused. "No one should live like us."

The air was heavy. Mostly with guilt.

"If the boy wants to go back, I'm certain he will do so. Whether or not we want him to. And I know you know that too. So what is this really about?" Hard to fool the original.

Dick's face went through seemingly every emotion before he spoke. "It hurts... I rub his back when he throws up, I change his sheets when he sweats through them, I make sure he gets all the nutrients he needs, but every time he sees me, he just gets scared. I'm worse than a stranger to him, I'm an intruder, sometimes a kidnapper. One time, he woke up, and he was so sure that I was keeping him there as a backup body. And, and every time I hear the monitor-. I dread going up there... I shouldn't think these things. He's sick. He needs help. It's not his fault. he's-"

"That doesn't mean you can't be frustrated." Alfred cut him off. "Emotions aren't right or wrong. They just are." He stopped infront of Dicks bedroom, and handed him a food bar. "Shower, sleep, in two hours, I will retrieve you for dinner."

Dick considered the door for a moment. "Could you check on Danny for me? He usually wakes up at 4:43 in the afternoon. He tends to have a better reaction if he's left alone for a while first."

"Duly noted."

Dick didn't bother showering. He went straight for his bed. Didn't even finish his food bar.

Alfred checked his pocket watch. 5pm on the dot. Well, he was already in the family wing. He made sure not to step in the ecto juice spot that keeps popping up where the opposite Danny keeps dying.

There was a list of possibilities Alfred expected to see upon entering Danny's room. At first, he thought he might have hidden, but the trail of wet footprints from the bathroom told him otherwise.

Gut Feeling

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Commissioner Jim Gordon meets an odd kid in the precinct.

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“Come on, you really don’t have a way to directly contact Batman?”

Jim smiled. Kids came to the station and asked that all the time. Usually, it was just curiosity and showing them the signal was enough to get them to sign up for the Junior Police program. This one looked a little older than most, teenagers were often “too old” to believe in Batman, but again, give them a little faith now and they’ll never loose it.

“Lookin’ for the Bat, kid?” Jim asked, knowing he was about to make this kid’s –

Jim froze. The kid turned to face him and it was Bruce Wayne. Not playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne, but freshly a teenager Bruce Wayne. The Bruce Wayne who Jim had checked in on time and again from age eight until he ran off on a globetrotting trip to find himself. The little Bruce Wayne with too pale skin and dark bags under his eyes, and not enough love to make up for all the grief weighing him down. And he didn’t look like Damian either, where Bruce was obviously his father but there were distinct traits from his mother. This was a carbon copy of a boy Jim remembered vividly.

“I am.” He even sounded like teenage Bruce. All business, like he was on a mission.

“I might be able to help you, but it’ll take a while.” Jim said and the officer the kid had been talking too gave him an odd look. He waved her off and told the kid to follow him to the commissioner’s office. Normally, he’d be more dramatic, put on more of a show for the kid, but his gut told him this was different, this was important. He offered the kid a styrofoam cup of water then closed the door behind him. “So, what do you need to talk to Batman for?”

“It’s personal. I need to talk to him in person.”

Jim took a sip of coffee from his cup. “He doesn’t appreciate me calling for no reason in the middle of the day.”

“So you do have a direct line?” The kid nearly jumped out of his seat. “If he’s upset, it’ll be my fault, just call him, please.”

“Who should I say wants to talk to him?”

The kid hesitated. “He doesn’t know me, but I have to talk to him.”

Jim frowned. “What’s your name, kid?”

He swallowed and looked like he wasn’t going to answer for a moment. “Danny.”

“Danny…?” Jim wanted a last name but Danny kept quiet. Jim sighed, “He’s likely not going to show up until sundown.”

“I can wait, as long as you guarantee he’ll show.”

“And you’re not going to tell me why you need Batman?” Jim just got a glare in response. “What about one of the other heroes?”

“Only Batman, no one else can help.”

“You sure about that? Not even Superman?”

“Not unless Superman can get me in the same room as Batman.”

“Why’s it so important that you meet him in person?”

“It’s personal.”

Jim liked this less and less by the minute. “Do your parents know you’re here?”

Danny looked away but right when it looked like he wouldn’t say anything he mumbled. “They wouldn’t care anyway.”

After another moment to give the kid time to reconsider, Jim pulled out the Bat-phone. It was a normal Wayne-Tech cell phone, but Jim had been given very specific instructions on how and when to use it. The phone listed all the Gotham Vigilantes without visible numbers so they couldn’t be copied and handed out. He pressed the one for Batman.

“Stand outside, would you?” The kid gave him a look, but followed the request. Jim could see his shadow in the door’s window, not so subtle eavesdropping.

It rang a few times, and Jim sat there awkwardly with a teenager listening to his every move. Finally, a familiar voice picked up the other end of the line. “Commissioner Gordon.”

“Sorry to call you out of the blue Batman, but I’ve got a kid here who needs your help.”

“Who?”

“Says his name is Danny, that you’ve never met him but you’re the only one who can help him.”

“Why?”

“Refuses to tell me.”

“What’s your best guess, Commissioner?”

Jim looked at Danny’s shadow, it looked like he was straining his ears to try and hear what he was saying. Danny had given him almost nothing to work with. Just his name, that he’s never met Batman but needs to talk with him in person. But Jim was here because he listened to his gut. A feeling like when you see a random rock on your neighbor’s doorstep but you’d never go in without an invitation. A feeling like you know what’s in the present and are preparing your surprised face. A feeling like when you cheated on your wife and you know she knows.

“He looks like Bruce Wayne.”

A beat of silence. “What?”

“Danny looks exactly like Bruce when he was a teenager. Exactly the same.” Jim hoped Batman would get it, feel in his gut what Jim felt.

“And he wont say why he’s there?”

“No, and he demands to see you in person.”

“I’ll be there in an hour.”

“10-4.” The line cut off before Jim had finished saying it. He called Danny in again. “He’s on his way.”

Danny glared at him. “If he’s not, if you called some social worker or something, you’ll regret it.”

“I’m sure.” Jim sighed and downed the rest of his now cold coffee.

The sun hadn’t set, but only just barely. Jim ended up taking Danny up to the roof in the end after all, if only to save his window from being broken into. The kid had a red hoodie on, but he was still shivering in the autumn chill and it was just going to get colder by the minute as the sun made its way behind the horizon.

Jim checked his watch and, at exactly an hour from when he called, he acted surprised when Batman and Robin appeared out of nowhere. “Bats.”

“Commissioner.” Batman greeted but his eyes went straight for Danny. “Danny, I assume.”

“Yeah, I…” Danny hesitated, looking at Jim and Robin.

All it took was four words from Batman. “What do you need?”

The kid held out his hand with a flash drive in it. “I’m your clone. My par- The people who made me wanted to make a stronger version of you, but they got ahead of themselves. My DNA is degrading and I’ll die if I don’t get your DNA to stabilize me.”

Holy cow.

“You don’t expect us to believe that, do you?” Robin sneered at him.

“The flash drive has all the info on it. All the data about the cloning process and the, uh, relevant experiments after that.” Batman gave the kid a look. “I didn’t want to waste time on unnecessary data.”

“If what you’re saying is true, why are you here, alone? Are they working on a different solution?”

Danny’s shoulders hiked up. “I’ve been a failure for a while now, I’m not worth the resources and they’d learn more from an autopsy.”

Oof, kid. Jim looked at Batman who seemed to feel the same… if Jim was reading him right.

“So, you wont object to a DNA test?” Robin asked with a cocky head tilt, at least he was relatively easy to read.

“You can try.” Danny said, and then realized what that sounded like. “I mean I wont stop you, but my DNA degrades faster outside my body. You’ll have to take me to whatever lab you plan on using.”

“Then we will.” Batman said and jerked his head towards where they’d probably parked that ridiculous car of his. But then he looked at Jim with a nod. “Commissioner.”

“Batman.” Jim returned the nod. “You’ll tell me how things turn out, yeah?”

“I’ll give you a report.” Batman joked – Jim could tell, it was gut feeling.

[maguro13-2]

The Dark Picture REPAINT Pt.9 ~ Origins of the Ink Demon : Operation Drawcia Pt.10 ~

*Sonic SFX : Jet Roaring*

Ashley : [To Commander] Who are you?

G.U.N Commander : Why...? I am the Commander of G.U.N, I operate the entire military of the United Nations, I am in charge of the operations on taking out the things that we caused in San Francisco. Despite all of our efforts in the Space Colony ARK, all of men have been jeered by the public and I had no choice but to AWOL them as well.

[Break you down by Yutaka Minobe]

Ashley : San Francsico, The police, Eggman's ambitions, it was you! You ordered all of that to get in Eggman's way of conquering the world! You were the ones for trying to kill both Sonic, Shadow, and including his friends as well!

Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupre : [To Commander] How dare you used your grudges against others! I will used my flames to melt your body from your bones!

G.U.N Commander : Excellent deduction, girls. Of course that was me who did it, well the secretary of defense has been arrested for doing that to the Blue Hedgehog. In any case, Shadow must die, a farewell gift to the Black Arms.

Ashley : [To Commander] So that's what you're after, Shadow's involvement with his alien dad!? Are you crazy!? If you kill him, there won't be any appearance in Sonic's games! Your abusing your power against others, but what are planning to do with that contraption that you're controlling.

G.U.N Commander : For this? I am going to crush Shadow in this machine once and for all! So stay out of my way!

*DBZ SFX : Blasting off*

Ashley : Man...That Gun commander is crazy as AF. So he's the one responsible for sending the military to destroy both Sonic and Shadow back at the Space Colony ARK incidnet.

Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupre : I didn't know that G.U.N was controlled by one man all this time, but where are the others generals?

Ashley : Probably AWOL'd or something like being demoted to the outskirts.

Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupre : Guess they got what they deserve for messing with the Blue Blur himself and despite the mad scientist's recklessness, I wonder he had any sort of connections with the Black Arms?

*Meanwhile at Eggman's Base*

[E.G.G.M.A.N. (Doc Robeatnix Mix) by Paul Shortino & Jun Senoue]

*Eggman and robots are watching a footage of the battle*

Eggman : Look at them, those idiots! Ever since the Space Colony ARK incident, those aliens have waited to comeback for 50 years after Maria was shot dead, but I never got a chance to see her, all because of him. But if I only met her, I would've been involve, because I was afraid to go into space. But for me, after Metal Sonic took everything for using the power of Chaos, he's still in the slammers after starting a renegade with a diabolical coup!

*slams*

Eggman : That does it! First Chaos, then Metal Sonic, now this!? I am at my limits and I would be prepare to do anything since Rail Canyon and Bullet Station have been renovated by Grim's army men. So that is why I am sending in the new Eggman Fleet! CHARGE!

*The Egg Pawns runs for battle*

*Scene changes to Prison Island*

"PRISON ISLAND...4 Years later"

[Prison Island (Shadow the Hedgehog) by Jun Senoue]

Grim : What do you think, Seto? Is this the place where Shadow was held for 50 years ago?

Seto : Hai.

Grim : So this is where he was kept alive, but we need to find top secret disk? But be careful, this place is contaminated with green fluid since all the waters used to be clear, it was once a beautiful paradise that they installed since a huge reaction of explosives were implanted into this facility, in which the scientist used as a death trap to put an end to Sonic. Thankfully, for his friends efforts, he was able to get out of cage alive. But...Sonic Man of the year, he wasn't jeered by the public like in the past, so I'm thinking that he was jeered by the public 1997, but in reality, that never happened, unless, he escaped San Francisco to seek revenge, if it wasn't for rotbotnik's recklessness, he would've made the humans hating on all hedgehogs.

Seto : That's seriously illegal hot water! ?No wonder why G.U.N wanted to kill Sonic in the first place. Humanity is always an arrogant species, they trusted him and his friends in the 1990s before that happened in the Space Colony ARK incident. Luckily, we were able to find those Top Secret Disks? Well...What's a Disk?

Charmy : Only I get to say that...The military has been ackin' Cray-Cray since 2001!

Seto : [To Charmy] Huh? AAAH! A bee! *Gets behind Grim*

Charmy : Hey, Come on, now! I' mean no harm, I was just asking! I'm only here to help.

Seto : *from behind Grim with a mean look* I don't even like insects, thank you very much!

Charmy : I just wanted your help, that's fine by me.

Grim : No need for rudeness, Seto. This is Charmy...Charmy the bee and you are...

Charmy : That's right, and we're the Team Chaotix!

Grim : Oh, I remember you ring-holding heroes, you were with Knuckles back in the 32X title before the company was left out of the hardware industry.

Charmy : *Sweatdrop icon* Uhh, thanks by the way, Yeah we used to be with Knuckles in the 32X title before all of Sega's hardware assests ceased all operations on making consoles since the Playstation beat us to it.

Seto : Oh...That's why. It's a pleasure of seeing you, guys back at the company, but who acquired Sega back in 2004?

Charmy : Sammy.

Seto : Wow...The industry had not much to change since I played a playstation to make Sega go out of hardware business because of that.

Charmy : You do? Well, the Playstation version of Sonic Heroes definitely really looks weird and kinda stupid looking, but hey, it's okay. At least the Playstation is the best console in the world, Sega also had harships with Nintendo back in 2001 one when they unveiled the gamecube.

Seto : Really? Thanks so much, since Sega's out of hardware business, they can get along with their rivals. They sure know how to be common rivals in the industry since humanity had the technology to create games even brighter and cool!

Charmy : You used to play them as a kid, you know?

Seto : Yeah. But right, this is the Real World we need to wake up.

Charmy : I get it. No problem! Just in case,

*Grabs Saber*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Hey, put me down!

Charmy : Arthur Boyle, the First Meister of the New World.

Seto : You brought a woman, I mean that woman is Excalibur's original first meister?

[Have a Nice Talk by Yoko Shimomura]

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : You knew that I was the first meister all along, didn't you? Ah, yes, Grim...Grim the reaper or should I say...Grim the hedgehog.

Grim : You must be Arthur Boyle...Did you have some sex changes after your original resurrected through reincarnation as a woman?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : When you have that in favor.

Seto : What's a former comrade to the Devil in a woman's body in the first place?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Well...Since the Time Eater arrived and destroyed the entire Ohkuboverse, we completely lost our originals and had to resurrect ourselves into new ones, for me, I was resurrected as a stuck servant, I felt a strange emptiness within me. I recalled longingly of the days hustling money in joustin, the rush of swordsmanship combat, and partnership with Shinra, those guys from the Nasuverse cannot quell these yearnings. So...I had to slip out of the Nasuverse and headed towards to America to reunite with Shinra, who I has last seen at the vicinity of the Garden. No offense, but the Garden for him is like some kind of retirement home.

Seto : But this is the last time I ever get to see everything, but despite all of my efforts I've finally get a chance to see this happening, in all of my life. But you, a famous swordsman, a knight in a woman's body, but...I do feel so weird about having muscles on my back...But doesn't that make you sound not weird?

Saber (Arthur Boyle)) : Yes...I have muscles with a slim body...but I was given a cup size on the melons...yes this body is a woman and weird, and especially hate it! But rest assure...I've discovered that I found the first of the four Top Secret Disks, and the last one should be right here.

Seto : [To Saber] Where exactly?

*scene changes*

Seto : (groans in boredom) This is taking for ever, there's nothing on this island, nothin' but green liquid stuff, burning plants, and eventually prison cells that used to hold prisoners, everybody's dead. But for the warden, what happened to the warden of Prison Island.

Grim : Well...

*flashback*

Grim : [To the Warden] Why are you people keeping the Blue Blur held as prisoner, foolish human? And what are you humans trying to do so on attempting that Sonic was the criminal?

Prison Island Warden : I...I thought he was Shadow so that we could detain him on this island.

Grim : In a color blindful attempt to kill one hero? Nice try, but it seems that all of my men would do for the talking and humans like you should take their responsibilities for letting others take the blame, the way you meant to take Shadow's.

*The Egg Pawns are closing on to the warden*

Prison Island Warden : [in fear] No...N-No...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*changes back to the present*

Grim : [To Seto] So you see, Seto? I had to teach those humans a lesson for letting to do all the messes and then had to do all the forbidding.

Seto : [To Grim] You really mean it, grandad? That sounds interesting. 50 bucks saying that this giant military-facility is now washed-up toxic wasteland with all of it's remains.

*hears a board screeching sound*

Seto : [To Grim] Is that the haunted Chalkboard from that cartoon I was watching?

Grim : [To Seto] This is no haunted chalkboard...this is a survivor from the incident.

*They see a G.U.N Soldier making screech sounds with Knife*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : What do we have here? A visitor? A fellow survivor? Must be my lucky day. I'll go talk to him.

*walks over to the soldier*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Excuse me, sir? Are you ok? Do you need some help or anything? Sir, I am asking you a question. Do you seriously need like some therapy session or--Woah!

G.U.N Soldier : Gaaaah!!!

*gets caught by the G.U.N Soldier*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Hey! Hey! Hey! What are trying you to do, stab me!?

G.U.N Soldier : Grim reaper! I remember your face coming down to this facility. I've been in Prison Island's bunker for four years and had eaten every single food and water once in my life! You all saw the same the thing, the Kusakabe Family, the madness, all just part of the influence of Shinra and tell who in the hell is Demon Vibe, that Sabotaged Shinra's world?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : *Straining* He...He opposed himself as the mysterious evangelist and he wanted all of us dead, but we helped Shinra to stop him and banished him to that dimension where he could never be forgiven!

G.U.N Soldier : [To Saber] Guess what...? I used to be a firefighter like you, I saw everything, Demon Vibe wanted to use Shinra's world as a hot bathing ball of death and destruction, he wanted to use all 8 hearts to unleash the darkness that is Demon Vibe, I tried to get a hold of him, but I died, and then becoming the bod of another soldier.

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Yeah? Well that's in the past! We're just looking for the Top Secret Disks! Those Disk could lead to the unknown truth about 50 years of Shadow's past.

G.U.N Soldier : You want it? You got it!

*releases Saber*

*DBZ SFX : Thud*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : *coughs out*

G.U.N Soldier : There is no way that the Ohkuboverse long gone, The truth about it was hidden by the influence of Shinra Kusakabe, and the industry had nothing but to blame Shinra, blame the entire world for it! But for Gerald, he put the blame on humanity by mistake, he only want revenge on not us, but Black Doom! That's all he ever had to do!

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Why is that?>

G.U.N Soldier : Because...Bad Parenting! Why in God's name would he trust an alien to give Shadow's life!? Just for the sake of parenting!? But congratulations on making it this far, I've got the last Top secret right here, and if you don't mind, Shadow has already acquired the Chaos Emerald at another castle. Here just take it, I won't be needing it anymore. *he holds out the fifth and last Top Secret Disk*

*Sonic SFX : Cha-ching*

Charmy : The Top Secret Disk! I got the last one!

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : This should be a piece of cake.

*Takes the disc*

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Mission accomplished.

Charmy : [To Saber] : That's exactly what I'm going to say.

[Round Clear by Jun Senoue]

Charmy : Great! Now let's get these to Vector right away.

*before the group leaves*

G.U.N Soldier : [To Saber] Arthur...Listen to me...I have one request from the Ohkuboverse.

*the group stops*

G.U.N Soldier : ...The World is gonna burn for what we did to ourselves.

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Huh? N-No! Don't! STOP!

*G.U.N Soldier committs Hara Kiri by neck*

All : [exclaims]

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : *gags+covers mouth*

Charmy : [In horror] ...Okay. I think that was the scariest thing I ever seen a man committing suicide in my entire life.

Seto : He...He committed suicide before he noticed on telling the truth about what happened to your world. Isn't that right, Arthur Boyle? *take a sip of her hot chocolate*

[Tragedy by Kenichi Tokoi]

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : (sighs) It's true. After Shinra created the New World that is Soul Eater, I realize that Excalibur was the only who could never die, but eventually, he did die when the Time Eater had no reaction of that Excalibur Face meaning that Excalibur is not very affective to him. So...Both the Time Eater and it's relative, Homura Akemi, annihilated all of us with expungement and erased the Ohkuboverse for good riddance Shinra was scolded for creating the New World. And now...look at me, this is what I become...As an aide to the Devil who saved all of humankind in the Ohkuboverse, I used to be a handsome dude who has blonde hair and blue eyes like me, but the loss of the Ohkuboverse, I lost my own body, and resurrected into a new one by going through reincarnation, but it's not reincarnation or not just reincarnation, it was Isekai Resurrection from the Nasuverse,and I, Arthur Boyle, still proclaim that everyone in Japan calls me Saber, but my real name is Arthur, I'm a man trapped within a woman's body. I've got nothing but my self in the real world.

Seto : And then what happened?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : So after that resurrection stuff, the only job that I could ever get from the Nasuverse was to be a stuck up servant who serves nothing but teenagers like him.

*a photo of Saber and the Fate S/N is shown*

Seto : That's your resurrected form, you're a servant that serves youths?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : Yes, that's me and the group, we were part of a large game that serves nothing but teenagers, but apparently, the game that I played turns out to be a visual novel made by type moon, the creators of the Nasuverse, and I believe that this considered to be made for grown ups, but despite being an H-game, I do believe that the servants have acted their selves as a power system, but why would me, a man woman's body, would offer a young boy's just to have sex?

*Shadow the Hedgehog SFX : Mission Failed*

Seto : Ehh, what? You offered to do what with boys? [To Grim] Master, what is Sex? Does Sex have to be a thing in the Nasuverse

Grim : [To Seto] Only when you grow up, and you are right? Sex can be a thing in the Nasuverse.

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : If I was something kid-friendly and not kid-friendly about being a major part of the nasuverse, then you could say that--"SEX" IS REALLY A THING IN THE NASUVERSE! That's what it is, in the world of Fate, Teenagers offers me to have nothing but "Sex" in the plot! Oh what am I going to do about a man in a woman's body giving SEX!?

[Comedy by Hideaki Kobayashi]

Charmy : Ooh, geez. I mean...heheheh...Take it easy, men. You use the word "Sex" on TV, Oh wait, you can say that on TV.

Seto : [To Saber] Maybe you're going to need some serious counciling, so what are you thinking about being a man in a woman's don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.

Charmy : And of course. [chuckles] We gotta give these to Vector.

Vector via Walkie Talkie : CHARMY! WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG!? HURRY UP AND GATHER THOSE TOP SECRET DISKS!

Charmy : [on Walkie Talkie] Leave it to me, Vector! I'll lead them to your way!

Vector via Walkie Talkie : Good. Good. But how are you going to be at Eggman's base? Espio and I needed those discs!

Charmy : Easy! Just jump right through to this Warp pipe!

*SMB2 Victory Fanfare*

Charmy : [To All] Alright, who wants to go first?

Saber (Arthur Boyle) : I do. Even though, that I am a man in a woman's body, but I guess you could say that it's ladies first. Time to go!

*Mario Jumping+Warp Pipe Sound*

Grim : [To Seto and Charmy] You heard the man, ladies first. That means you, Seto.

Seto : Hai. Time to head to the base!

*Mario Jumping+Warp Pipe sound*

Grim : You there, bumblebee. Get in. We need to head for the doctor's base.

Charmy : [To Grim] Yeah, uhh, no problem.

*Jump+warp pipe sound*

Charmy : CANNONBALL!

*WARP PIPE SOUND*

Kaguya the Clown : Now I finally understand, what you beings of the planet that you really are. Protecting the planet was your priority, I mustn't let anyone done that, even if it costs us the planet itself.

"What will happen next if one's universe could lead to the downfall?"

~ Mission 09 : The Shell of a Woman ~

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

@apollosdrunkenmixup, @finleyforevermore, @dead-immortal, @thetreefairypersonalblog, @fillthedarkvoid, @amingethia, @lavender-flowergarden, @vampiricram, @flurty, @arend000-blog, @i-am-a-hisuian-zoroark, @i-am-a-unovan-yamask, @the-river-is-right-there-chopper, @thedevote87, @theninjabozo,

And anyone else I forgot to mention!

<TRANSCRIPT OF ARREST>

[Cipher] Just a minute, you just assured me that I could speak

[Policeman] Sit down inside the car. We're not assuring anything. You're under arrest

[Cipher] Look, I'm under what

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Have a look at the headlock here

See that chap over? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

This is the bloke who got me on the penis before!

[Policeman] Hop in the car

[Cipher] Why did you do this to me?

[Policeman] Hop in the car

[Cipher] For what reason?

What is the charge?

Helping a friend? Doing a favour for a friend?

Oh that's a nice headlock Sir

Oh

Aaah yes. I see that you know your judo well. Good one

And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

How dare-

Get your hands off me

Ta-ta and farewell!

One cuff, look

They even broke the cuff

<END OF TRANSCRIPT>

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

[unknowndemon22]

Mask of Deception Collection

(Note some drawings are old and low quality for some reason. Also, I might add more Drawings..)

The Mask of Deception Collection focuses on William and how he is dealing with the loss of his adopted sibling SnowRose. He unknowingly embarks on a journey to retain his sanity as he is forced to become this demon who shows no mercy. He meets some friends and enemies. But when he makes a small mistake, however. The entire world will go on a hunt for William and his friends. but all shall submit their souls to him. neither dragons, nor demons, nor being of flesh and blood, shall stand in his way.

Before I continue with this I just wanna say confidence that this year has been giving me a bunch of confidence and now I dare to practice other poses and full bodies. It’s not perfect as it is my first time doing a full body but I’ll improve I know I will.

I know people are trying to help me here…

“Listen, William, I’m here to make ya feel better. Trust me!” Otto said to William with confidence.

“I guess you can try..” William said still feeling some doubt.

But I can't help but think I am getting worse by the second.

“Dad, why is my skin changing, why are these random splotches on my face and Hands!” William asked his father Adramalech.

“Your demon son…It’s starting to corrupt you.”

I cross paths with the bastard that ruined my life…

“Lucas…..what the hell!?…. How!!….” William said confused but also angered at his existence

“Oh, that is a secret between me and a friend...”

Liked and Trusted.

“Are you willing to help me out here Plague…?” William asked Plague hoping he would be willing to do so..

“Of course, anything to get rid of that murder again..” Plague said eager to kill Lucas.

Betrayed and Framed.

“What is happening…?” William asked.

“Dude! Lucas Framed us! We’re being arrested!…” Zeke said panicking.

“Wait stop!! We’re innocent!” Elizabeth shouted as they were surrounded.

I am taking risks to save my friends and myself..

“C'mon Elizabeth!! We gotta go!” William said dashing to the getaway vechile

“Yea! We need to leave..!” Zeke said waving at Elizabeth.

I am now wanted by the land.

“Guys..look up there….”

Elizabeth pointed towards a big screen of the Main Plaza of this Dystopian City. They all saw in shock. Their faces are plastered on the screen. They were now public enemy number one.

“We’re wanted!?” Zeke exclaimed.

“Great, It’s bad enough I'm being turned into a full demon but now I am being hunted...” William said, things surely couldn't get worse right…?”

I've met some interesting people.

“Hey..! You're that fugitive..” The strange dragon creature said.

“Uh…no…?”

I somehow accomplished showing the light in his darkness.

“William…How lucky you are to live in a world so beautiful…I can see why you live here…I mean a city where you aren't stuck in a piece of concrete where there is barely any natural light…Oh to live in a grassland…” Uthane couldn't believe where he was and what he was missing out on. He was shocked that for most of his life, he’d been living in a dystopian city with no green or stars on the sky.

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Even when I change, however….I still feel the same…

“William…can you still… understand me…?”

Krueger asked William Slowly approaching him.

“Yes…I can…”

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Maybe there is some hope for me…

[underlandsbooksntea]

My party consists of a Rainbow Leopard who is a Bard, a Baset who is a Barbarian, a Huntress who is a uniquely styled Mage, and myself a Pink Fiend who is an Artificer. Not going to lie we make quit the little party. We are small and the only main fighter amongst us is Topaz, though that's only what people see on the surface. I'm actually a brawler type too myself. I've made this amazing gloves that pack an amazing whallup if I do say so myself. Only Topaz, Kuzara, and Gem know just how fiesty I really am. Not to mention among the three of us.... I'm a Lo. You may be asking what's a Lo? Well in this world of Tentacle Kittys we are characterized by our stature in size, species color, and name. I am what is known as a Pink Fiend Lo, we are smaller than normal Tentacle Kittys (TK for short) and we have fewer tentacles as well. However what we lack in size we make up in great force! There are more Lo's than normal sized TKs, but that's all because of a weird phenomenon caused by the two deities Jhon and Rea. We Lo's owe a lot to those two! They are actually the deities of all us TKs but I think they secretly favor us Lo's.

Today, we decided to head to a new village. If I recall, the name was… ‘La vista?’ No….umm darn, I forgot. Well, it can’t be helped I wasn’t really paying attention to Gem when she was telling us about it. I was really tired and when she talks she has the habit of singing EVERYTHING. So she is constantly singing, there is no in-between for that kitty. Kuzara is also another eccentric being within our group, apparently after spending some time with a charming Pirate Kitty she decided to wear a hat just like his, albeit a more feminine one. Gem, Topaz, and I were both in complete giggles when we saw her and couldn’t hold on to our cotton candy mice. Thanks to that day we lost the new specialty of that regions cotton candy mice, the Carmel apple. I digress though.

The tavern we ended up coming to was called “The cuddly rat taild unicorn.” Weird. Oh! And the town we came to was called LaCassa, so close enough. The inside smelled like wassel, the sweet scent was mixed in with a sort of elderberry.… Oh that’s right we need to check in and check the boards to see if there is a quest to complete.

“Welcome young travelers! I’m Discord the humble barkeep of the cuddly rat taild unicorn.What may I do for you?“

“We would like a room for 4 please. Also some of that amazing smelling wassel please.”

I responded to the friendly Huntress TK in front of me. I smirked as he gave Kuzura a curios look before he went about getting things ready for us. It didn’t take long before we all had a nice cup of wassel to quench our thirst from the long journey. It tasted great but there was that interesting elderberry flavor I smelled in the air.

“HEY YOU! PINK FIEND! YOUR UNDER ARREST!”

A loud voice boomed aggressively behind us. Turning around we all gazed at three large Gurus. The one who had spoken was Red and looked extremely ticked off. I wonder what his problem is? Wait didn’t he say I was under arrest? Umm what??? While I was trying to wrap my head around what he had said, Topaz stood up and got infront of him.

“Pardon me sir but I think you got the wrong Pink Fiend. My friend has done nothing for you to try and take her into custody.”

“OH YEA?! THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS THEN?!”

Taking a poster from one of the other Gurus he shoves it into Topazs face. Topaz takes it with a snort and looks at it. Shock flickerd across her face as she saw her companion Gidget on the wanted poster. Except this Gidget had a malicious grin on her face and her gauntlets were on backwards, but despite that it looked like their Gidget. Turning around she passes the flier to Gem, then Kuzara, and finally me. Holding the poster with trembling tentacles I saw my face on it. My face? Rage bubbled up inside… oh no how dare it? Turning towards the Red Guru who had a condensending look on his face I handed him the poster back.

“Looks like I’ve been mimicked sir, however I’ll gladly join you in apprehending them.”

The red Guru looked at me with slight confusion then at his men then back toward me.

“YOUR SAYING THIS IS NOT YOU?”

Gem and Kuzura stand up and nod their heads in confirmation while Topaz and I give him this yea look.

“FINE YOU CAN COME WITH US BUT IF YIUR LYING AND ARE…..”

He didn’t even finish as Topaz hissed at him.

“She has been with us for the past several months. We know she is not the one your looking for! Let’s just go to the last place spotted so that we can clear her chracter.”

With that said we left along with the Red Guru and his men, heading towards lonely valley. Just wait you darn mimic I thought as the sun slowly sank below the treeline. Just you wait....