#how FUNNY it must be š
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As "promised" some Aubreyad thoughts my brain came up with instead of sleep.
Cracks:
-When threatening that french soldier in the Acheron's great cabin Jack goes "I won't hesitatiate bitch"
-Text from Pirates of the Caribbean where someone calls Jack just Jack sparrow and he corrects with "Captain jack sparrow" (or even cut out the "sparrow" part and it FITS.)
-"for england for home and the price" as they board the Acheron becomes Jack singing the Marseillaise instead. (like maybe the refrain with "aux armes citoyens" aka "to arms people"
-In the infirmary of Acheronm he and the doctor make thw hole "who tf are you" "asked you first" "asked you second"
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Now to the "random" thoughts.
Watching M&C in French must be like super funny because they go like "Fuck the french and all" while speaking french. Big comedy I imagine.
Remember the "Do you want to see a Guillotine in Picadilly?" (of course you do). Now from what I know of "Reverse of the Medal" puts another layer of HURT to that part. Like... if they had actually gotten that guillotine. and yeah you can imagine the rst of my thoughts and that was the reason I couldn't sleep further.
My mind also finally came up with pictures for that one Meme I've been wanting to make and I must make that now and shall post it in discord bc I have a feeling that only few will truly appreciate it.
Okay that's it for now. I'm leaving you back to your own thoughts now. Or adding a spin to mine. Whatever you choose.
*SAILS OFF TO HER COMPUTER*
Ok, I REALLY need to get down to it, don't I? Thank you so much for the ideas, I especially appreciate the I ASKED YOU SECOND PARTš comedy gold
And AYE, I've been trying to keep my brain at bay and NOT TO THINK ABOUT HOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN GUILLOTINE and NOT THE PILLORY OH GOD DON'T THE TEARS JUST POUR AAAAAHHHHHHHHGHHH
#but also- im trying to convince my french friend to watch Master and Commander Like#how FUNNY it must be š#thank you so much for the ask#lovely people ask me questions#š#and now gotta- *runs to Discord*#mystery star#ask#aubreyad#NOT THE GUILLOTINE AAAAAAAAHHH*SOBS*
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A funny and crackish (?) soulmate au that came to mind is
Soulmate AU with Lilia Vanrouge but itās the one where you share the pain of your soulmateā¦but in this case itās everyday aches and pains (I mean we can go deeper with wounds and injuries but Iām trying to be comedic š)
You arrive to this world of twst and you find out soulmates are real.
And damn, do you find out the hard way, your body aches.
It ranges from day to day but itās there and you werenāt like that before, after thorough check ups from Professor Crewel, he concluded itās your soulmate.
Goodie.
So, here you are, half sprawled across your table with the first years trying to help.
You: Once I find them, they are going to pay for the hell Iām going through.
Ace: It canāt be that ba-okay, yeesh! Donāt give me that look!
You: My body aches. What the hell is my soulmate doing? 1000 Push-ups? And who hurts this bad? Almost every day? Are they ancient or something? Argh.
Also You: My aching back uwaahh, their posture probably sucks too.
The first years try to comfort you as best they could.
#I thought this was a funny idea šš#this has been brought to you by āāmy body aches is this what Lilia feels? oh wait a minute what ifff ???ā šš#when everything must be related to dia someway or some how#lilia vanrouge x reader#twst x you
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Back with some more Norwegian Regions! āØ
Molde football club had a match against German Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League last week. Norwegian football teams ending up in group play in Europa League is pretty big and many national newspapers will say that we need to band together as a nation and support the teams that make it. However, everyone hates Molde - especially people from TrĆøndelag.
So, when I, my German friend who is a fan of Leverkusen, and another friend of us drove to Molde to watch the game, we all rooted for Leverkusen. My friend was a little unsure whether if they should wear their Leverkusen shirt or not - meanwhile I clearly wore the colours of Rosenborg (TrĆøndelag's football team) and our friend wore BodĆø/Glimt (Northern-Norway's best football team) colours and merch.
Shout-out to my friend who said: "this is the beginning of a bad joke; a german, a trĆønder, and a northerner walk into a Molde game, and all of them support the germans".
#norwegian regions#hws norwegian regions#aph norwegian regions#hetalia ocs#aph trĆøndelag#aph vestlandet#aph nord-norge#hws trĆøndelag#hws vestlandet#hws nord-norge#hate hate hate Molde by!#this is the kind of shit I love with hetalia etc:#being able to illustrate funny interactions between nations and regions based on things that happen in my life#I feel like you must really be into football to really understand this tho š
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#our dialects revealed us too!! Clearly they heard we were not there to support them - which trĆønder goes to Molde to support them??#love how regional newspapers in TrĆøndelag were just shitting on Molde regardless šš it is ingrained in our culture#a previous Rosenborg player scored a goal against Molde in another Europa League game and he was interviewed after-#he said he did his duty as a trĆønder when they asked if it felt bad scoring against a Norwegian team ššš love you MidtsjĆø#also Aker Stadion in Molde was so shit compared to Lerkendal omg š I mean - the stadion in itself was fine but the atmosphere was shit#ik Rosenborg is shit rn but at least the games on Lerkendal has a nice vibe regardless
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Me when a man tries to hit on my gay ass:
#male mutuals this does NOT apply to you ily all <33#i would listen to you happily <3#also this reminds me of a date i went on and the other person just kept talking about themselves#and when they weren't talking about themself they were talking about how great their ex was#TOTAL turn-off for me lmfaoooo#you can talk about your exes but like if you talk ab them like you're still in love w them...on a date w someone else...it ain't cute#ANYWAY this scene looks so funny out of context#edwige is just like *boreeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd*#it's the bored judgemental looks for me ššš#wlw#sapphic#oh and the gifs are from J'Ć©tais une aventuriĆØre (1938) btw xx#again i must emphasise OUT of context#but i just thought it was funny bc i was watching it late last night so i was tired af ha#my edit#vintage#lesbian#gay#LGBTQ#edwige feuillere#edwige feuillĆØre#olivia 1951#old hollwood#classic film#femme#bisexual#bi
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Me @ the local exotic bird fair: I'm way too white for this -- oh *gasp* ITS A CHICKEN *immediately bypasses the emus and parrots to see the modern game bantams and old english games in the back*
#my bird talk#its one of those things were you look around and go well someone is the odd one out#it was me#I'm very obviously white super white and woman-presenting#in a large exhibit hall of hispanic and se asian men#it didn't particularly bother me - I mean I lived in Korea for 3 years but I found it funny#the funniest part to me is the chicken sellers were also white women š and they were the only white vendors other than the supply table#white women and hispanic men - biggest fans of chickens unite#I've actually purchased birds from the mom in the mom-daughter duo before#I desperately wanted those chickens tho#and the old english games in the table next to them#2 of my 3 fave chicken breeds the 3rd being sebrights#sadly I purchased 2 diamond doves and that's it#I wanted new colors/blood on the doves and 1-2 button quail roosters#but I was too slow on the button quails and someone else got them while I was buying a dove#next year after I build a bigger aviary and sell most of my canaries I'll try some finches#the new owners of the bird show must be allowing poultry/gamebirds now#b/c there were 2 chicken booths and coturnix and bobwhites and pheasants and mandarin ducks#usually the only birds like that you'd see would maybe be a pair of fancy pigeons or some ringneck doves#the only thing I don't like about that is chickens and ducks carry a lot of yucky things#like theses birds all looked very well taken care of b/c they were clearly showbirds#but I don't know how much vetting they do of the vendors and all it takes is one sick bird
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I know the idea of the game is to our main characters become an old master one day in a certain moment of their life, but one part of me kinda don't like that?, i like more the idea of after they kill the villans, they become some kinda of badass vigilants/justice gangsters, and continue be like this since they become old(no idea how they pay the bills living in that way?, but it doesn't matter is just a game), idk i just like our main characters more being some kinda of "lone wolf", i think it fits more their style
#about s1fu#sifu game#Nowadays i prefer more this lore#they must be so tired of all this so why continue? Let it die together with all this mess#It may sound like they being disrespectful to the father(maybe but i don't think its like that for me is vice-versa they let the things tha#Their father accomplished which is the school remain/die with him it was his legacy besides THE KNOW THE DRAMA..#This School/talisman thing caused altho i think even if the main characters were a master/teacher i don't think they would talk/show the...#talisman to the students but still they would teach the pak mei and this yang manage to kill the old man How? because he knew the pak mei..#The old man showed too much to him and he used that knowledge against him i just love to imagine our main characters thinking about that..#and be like nope!š¤I won't do this it won't repeat it again! to me is actually very cool and mature of their part)#;probably still training but on his own and for his own reasons; i'll totally embrace/adopt thatāØso badass#So cool to imagine my w0manā¤ļøbeing a badass still being a fighter but on her own#I like it cuz it make the family dynamic very funnyšthe father was ancient so hes a master the older son becomed doctor/hippie of some sort#our main characters(the baby broš„ŗ) become some kinda of gangsteršno no i would call mystery hero/vigilant(they just do their own thing)#I would say what they do is the arenas(I don't care if the games says the arenas are separated from the game story for me is togetherš¤)#They are not part of this drama they are just the consequenceš„ā¤ļø#Well but that's it i like our main characters more not being a s1fu i don't think combines with them after everything they go thru#They're too cool for SchoolāØš#Idk i just wake up like ;i kinda don't like the idea of them becoming a s1fu nowš¤;
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Three of my favorite 7th graders last year (who are 8th graders this year) told me specifically that they missed me, and two 8th grade boys (who were my favorite 7th graders last year) called me their "bestie" and one said he loved me and then asked me 20 rather personal questions in rapid-fire sequence (which kinda made me uncomfortable, but the way this kid is I kinda understand not to always take him too seriously...as in, he means well, and I know that), so I think I'll be okay this year, even if I'm the only tutor at work and that is HELLA SCARY. :')
No, but really, if I truly end up being the only tutor at work for the whole year, it'll be interesting to see how it works out. Like if the 7th and 8th graders end up needing to shoulder the responsibility of acting as tutors for the younger grades, how they'll manage that, especially working with me as the one tutor they all have in common and who certainly will not put up with any bullshit! The 7th and 8th graders know that about me, though. (In other words, I wonder if they'll take the responsibility seriously I do try to model a serious, responsible attitude, and I don't have much time for goofing off in spite of being fairly laid-back - do those things seem opposite to you? I wonder how it's possible myself; I'm very interested in and willing to go with the flow, but I also take my and everyone else's use of time seriously so I want to let things get done in as non-silly a manner as possible...if that makes sense or if they'll try to take advantage of me being there - especially being the one tutor or even technically person with any experience/authority with this work in the case of the 6th graders. Since the 8th graders this year have some experience with being 'assistant tutors' last year, though, I think they'll manage well as long as they can manage to not get too silly with their younger peers, LOL, but maybe a summer has lent them a teensy bit more maturity than they had last year? š. I do believe in and have faith in them! But I'm also always interested in just...seeing how it plays out.)
#crystal visions of lilies in the valley#also note: the 7th graders last year (8th graders this year) were THE MOST FRUSTRATING GROUP that any of us tutors worked with#so the fact that I (or any of us) even had favorites among them...spoke a lot to how tolerable THEY were š
#the funniest thing I got today though was a 6th grader coming up to me randomly and going 'do you prefer nachos with beans or beef?' š#don't get me wrong though I'm optimistic about this year! I truly am looking forward to it š„ŗ I don't want to let these kiddos down.#even though I will probably mess up at least once but by god I will own it (when that happened last year I did then too)#even when it involves my pride...but tbh my pride means little when I may be one of the most honest adults in their lives#even if I'm not funny or buddy-like with them I hope to be one of the most honest* adults they know. I mean it when I said I model that shi#*I think by honest I meant 'accountable'. and also reliable. I take those things seriously.#because holy shit these kids deserve to see that. they deserve to know adults who ARE like that so hopefully they'll be willing#to act similarly when they're in that position too. we cannot just tell them what to do...we (adults) must show it by doing it ourselves to
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locked in a closet | oscar piastri
pairing: oscar piastri x landos bestfriend!reader
summary: lando norris locks his two bestfriends in a broom closet in hopes that theyāll stop hating each other.
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lando.jpg: how can i get my bestfriends to stop hating each other?
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oscarpiastri: you canāt.
lando.jpg: ā¹ļø
oscarpiastri: you can pout all you want. We will never get along.
lando.jpg: why must you break my heart š
user1: itās been a whole year landoā¦i donāt think theyāll ever get along
user2: NEVER SAY NEVER
user3: oscar this, lando that, can we talk about how good y/n looks?? š
yourusername: THANK YOU!! nobody appreciates my beauty anymore šš
oscarpiastri: what beauty?
yourusername: die?
user4: LMAOO
yourusername: maybe if, he who should not be named, wasnāt so annoying, we could actually get along!
oscarpiastri: iām not fucking voldemort you can say my name
yourusername: o-osš¤®c-caš¤®š¤®š¤®š¤® no i just canāt.
oscarpiastri: oh and iām the annoying one??
yourusername: yeah! you are!
oscarpiastri: @/lando.jpg control her.
lando.jpg: guy please, canāt we all just get along šš
yourusername: how would getting along with he who should not be named, benefit me??
lando.jpg: it would make me really really happy šš
yourusername: i couldnt give less of a shit about your happiness lando
oscarpiastri: see? Sheās a horrible friend, me on the on the hand would never be so mean to you.
yourusername: you told lando he looks like big bird two days ago?
user5: for two people who hate each other, they sure do talk a lotā¦
danielricciardo: why do they even hate each other so much? šš
lando.jpg: oscar spilled his drink on y/n the first time they met. he refused to apologize. she refused to forgive him.
yourusername: you forgot to mention that my shirt was $300 šš
oscarpiastri: FIRST OFF who in their right mind buys a 300 HUNDRED DOLLAR SHIRT???!?!? and SECOND OFF, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I refuse to apologize for something that wasnāt on purpose.
yourusername: this is why your mom loves me more.
oscarpiastri: she does NOT.
nicolepiastri: ā¦
oscarpiastri: MUM????
yourusername: i know thatās right.
user6: oscar and y/n would be so cute together if they stopped being so IMMATURE
user7: they should just #kissandmakeup
user8: me patiently waiting for the enemies to lovers š§āāļø
user9: youāre going to be waiting a LONG timeā¦
charles_leclerc: i think itās time to give up on the idea them being friends mate š¢
lando.jpg: I SAY WHEN ITS TIME
user10: charles is just sick of getting caught in the crossfire š
user11: OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONCE WHO NOTICES THAT ???ššš
user10: NOO I DID TOOO!! itās like every time oscar and y/n are having a glare-off charles somehow ends up right in between them
user11: AND THEN HE JUST STANDS THERE LIKE š§āāļø
maxverstappen1: just lock them in a room and let them fight it out š¤·
lando.jpg: wait a damn minuteā¦
yourusername: LANDO NO.
oscarpiastri: absolutely not.
ā y/n has posted new photos!
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yourusername: p2, and now movie night in maxās movie theater <33
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user12: cutting oscar out of the photo is DIABOLICAL WORK šš
user13: oh to be y/n l/n :((
user14: y/n is literally living the DREAM
user15: the way y/n made SURE you could see that she cut oscar out of the photo
yourusername; i have no idea what youāre talking about ?? šš
oscarpiastri: get off your phone and watch the movie š
yourusername: stop staring and me and watch the movie š
user16: clock it y/n!!!!!
landonorris: did you really have to crop out oscar?
yourusername: yes!
user17: landos trying so hard š
user18: theyāre all having a movie night ššš ??
user19: I SHOULD BE THERE ššššš
maxverstappen1: this movie is so funny!!
yourusername: itās brokeback mountain?
maxverstappen1: and itās hilarious! š
user20: MAX WATCHING BROKEBACK MOUTAIN ??!?!??
user21: max thinking brokeback mountain is funny is so him??
charles_leclerc: this movie is so sad ššš
yourusername: yeah charles we all see you crying :(
user22: charles crying over brokeback mountain is SO HIM!!
user23: is everyone just in there phones during the movie?? šš
oscarpiastri: nope! just she who should not be named š¤·
yourusername: the unoriginality is disgusting!!
maxverstappen1: iām going to, as the kids say, expose everyone. @/oscarpiastri has not stoped staring at y/n all night.
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername hasnāt stopped staring at a photo oscar on her phone.
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maxverstappen1: @/landonorris has eaten 2 whole pizzas.
maxverstappen1: @/charles_leclerc is crying like a baby.
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo keeps awkwardly laughing at the worst moments.
maxverstappen1: @/georgerussell63 keeps taking photos of his abs
maxverstappen1: @/lewishamiliton is secretly wiping away his tears
maxverstappen1: @/alex_albon has been whining about missing āhis lilyā all night
maxverstappen1: @/carlossainz has gotten up to pee 10 times in the past HOUR
maxverstappen1: and @/logansargent has been hugging a teddy bear for the past 2 hours.
maxverstappen1: thatās what you ALL GET for not having MOVIE THEATER ETIQUETTE AND BEING ON YOUR PHONES.
yourusername: damn okayā¦.
alex_albon: can you go get me my jacket in the closet? iām kinda cold š„¶š„¶
yourusername: yeah sure? š
user24: somethingās brewing..i can feel it.
landonorris: @/oscarpiastri can you go get me my beanie in the closet? my ears are cold
oscarpiastri: yeah sure
ā 3 minutes later!
ā 7 minutes later!
ā 2 hours later!
ā y/n has posted new pictures!
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yn.jpg: maxās door didnāt stand a chance against MY muscles šŖ(ft, jimmy the catā”ā”)
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user25: oscar in the likes?????
user26: wait a minuteā¦
maxverstappen1: donāt worry i wonāt make you pay for it š
yourusername: you locked me in a room with oscar. i wasnāt paying either way.
maxverstappen1: FINE. ššš
user27: did she justā¦say oscar name?
user28: in the whole YEAR oscar and y/n have known each other, y/n has NEVER said his name WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
user29: something happened in that closet
landonorris: hello, i am lando norris, and i would like to publicly apologize for locking my dear friends (especially yn) in a closet. it was stupid and inappropriate of me. i hope to gain back their forgiveness.
user30: did y/n make you do this?
landonorris: noā¦ (yes pls help sheās locked me in my room and wonāt let me out)
yourusername; iāll let you out once youāve learned your lesson.
oscarpiastri: nice kitty.
yourusername: thanks!
georgerussell63: um, what the fuck is this?
charles_leclerc: maybe management took over oscarās account?
oscarpiatari: no? itās me?
charles_leclerc: oh! then what the fuck is this?
user31: something DEFINITELY happened in that closet. why are oscar and y/n actually being civil????
landonorris: i donāt know but itās scary.
yourusername: do i have to confiscate your phone too?
landonorris: no! Sorry iām learning my lesson š
carlossainz: hahaha šlando is such a loser
yourusername: do i have to take your phone to carlos? š¤Ø
carlossainz: NO, no iām sorry š
user32: is it finally happening?ā¦the enemies to lovers we all wanted šš
user33: your telling me landos plan actually worked and y/n and oscar are being civil now ??
user34: dare i sayā¦oscar and y/n would be a cute couple
danielricciardo: why are you and piastri being cool with each other?
yourusername: isnāt this what you all wanted??
danielricciardo: yeahā¦i guess we didā¦didnāt we?
landonorris: I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!!
yourusername: youāre still in trouble, come give me your phone.
landonorris: okay š
ā oscarpiastri has posted new photos!
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oscarpiastri: second date, kinda nervous. (she taught me that)
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landonorris: second date and already making it instagram official? Youāre so whipped š
oscarpiastri: didnāt you want us to get along better?
landonorris: yeah, GET ALONG, not GET TOGETHER šš
user35: GET TOGETHER??? EXCUSE MEEEE
user36: THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!! IT HAPPNED IT FUCKING HAPPENED. FUCK EVEYONE WHO TOLD ME I WAS DELUSIONAL FOR SAYING THIS WOULD HAPPEN. GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT?? ME! I WAS!
user37: did i just step into a parallel universe where y/n and oscar are dating? because what the actual fuck is going on
maxverstappen1: šØ.
user38: SEE!! EVEN MAX IS ASTONISHED
user39; the period after the emoji is KILLING ME šš
georgerussell63: Is that Y/n????? @/charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: no? it canāt be?
yourusername: it is
charles_leclerc: AHHHHHHH
georgerussell63: AHHHHHHHH
user39: we did it ladies and gentlemenā¦after one whole year, the enimies to lovers has finally happened š„²š„²š„²
landonorris: WE??? NAH BABY ME!! ALL ME!!
yourusername: heart heart
maxverstappen1: š¤Ø
lewishamilton: š¤Ø
georgerussell63: š¤Ø
landonorris: š¤Ø
logansargent: š¤Ø
charles_leclerc: š¤Ø
schecoperez: š¤Ø
danielricciardo: š¤Ø
carlossainz: š¤Ø
yukitsunoda0511: š¤Ø
fernadoalonso: š¤Ø
totowolff: š¤Ø
mclaren: š¤Ø
yourusername: OMG HE BOUGHT ME A REPLICA OF THE SHIRT HE RUINED, I FORGAVE HIM OKAY???
user40: only the seconds date and heās already posting her?? oh heās obsessed.
oscarpiastri: well, yes!
user41: 3 days ago they hated each other so much??? what happened???
yourusername: iām a really good kisser
user42: DO YOU GUYS TGINK THEY KISSED IN THE CLOSET???
user43: maybe we do have lando to thankā¦
. . .
notes: one of the longest smauās iāve done! reminder that comments and reblogs are so greatly appreciated <33
#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri social media au#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri x y/n#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri f1#oscar piastri#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 x y/n#f1 social media au#f1 x female reader#f1 x you#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri fluff
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Smut book 2024.
After hours.
Tenya Iida x fem!Reader.
This story is a smut story, Iāll more characters x reader one shots in the future and if you want to see a character please let me know.
You must be 18 years or older to read this...
šā ļøNO MINORS ALLOWEDā ļøš
A/N: this is a request and I honestly love itā¦ Iām a total sucker for Iidaā¦ I hope I did it justice.š
@123344myah
Also Iāve changed the name of a certain phone app because firstly I kinda donāt think theyād have SC in the mha universe, secondly donāt think I should be using TM names and finally why the heck notā¦š Pictalk = SC. (I know real creative..š)
Pictures is edited be meā¦ itās been sitting in my gallery for some time, waiting for the right chance to be used. (Original unedited manga panel from ātada no renai nanka de kikkonaiā)
Summary: you sneak into Iidaās dorm room for some after hours funny and getting caught is the last thing on your mind.
Word count: 4.1k
CW: NSFW and adult content, oral (f!Receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, dirty talk, sexting, sending nudes, rough sex, missionary and doggy, teasing, pet names, pleasure dom!Iida, spanking, slight degradation and swearing. (All characters are aged up)
You sat at the small floor table in the middle of your boyfriendās dorm room, you watched intently as the man sitting across from you wrote large and seemingly unending paragraphs, while your own workbook remanded bare. The man looked up from his page to you with a curious look, āis something the matter?ā He asked looking down at your book noticing itās emptiness, while focused on your book you leant over and pressed a lingering kiss on his lips, āI just need to do that, I couldnāt focus until I got a tasteā you smiled and licked your lips, the man looked at you with shock before sitting back and resting on his palm, āyou know Iāll need payback nowā Iida spoke as he look at you lips that had your lipstick smeared over them.
Tenya iida was such a reliable and caring boyfriend, he always took such good care of you and expected nothing in return, however he has always been quite prideful and this has resulted in him frequently trying to get even, it doesnāt matter how small the incident, heās incredibly petty but you honestly love it about him, though you probably wouldnāt say it. Tenya often gets quite embarrassed by affection and will almost always shy away from it, but in small moments the man will soothe and comfort you.
Youāre broken from your thoughts as you feel Iidaās callus thumb rub over your bottom lip, he wiped away the smudged lipstick before holding your chin and leaning in, however just before your lips had a chance to touch Iidaās dorm room door open suddenly, you both jumped away from each other and looked to the door, ānow Iām certain thereās a āopen doorā rule for when youāre studying with girlsā¦ā aizawa sighed as he looked at Iida with a tired expression. āYes, I now remember that rule being mentioned, once or twiceā Iida looked to you and all you could do was snicker, āyep, sounds about rightā you cough out as you begin gathering your books and stationary from the table, you stood and quickly left the room with all your belongings, as you exited the room you heard Aizawa tell Iida it was lights out, before you could run off however the teacher stopped you, āstraight to your dorm roomā¦ and no coming back here, study is over itās lights outā he closed Iidaās door and turned to look at you, you nod āI havenāt had a chance to bathe, can I do that before I go to sleep?ā You asked and the man sighs, it didnāt take a fortune teller to guess what youād try and do, but Aizawa figured he should give you the benefit of the doubt, he should trust you, āfineā¦ you can bathe, but no funny businessā¦ not tonightā he huffed and walked away muttering something about an argument between Midoriya and Bakugo.
You got back into your dorm room and packed away all your books and stationary before grabbing your bath bag, night clothes and towel, before making the trip to the bathroom. Getting into the bathroom you pulled out your phone and placed it on the side of the bathtub while you turned on the water waiting for the tub to fill, as you waited you undressed and began scrubbing your body at one of the washing stations, as you finished the bath water was full and you settled in.
You leaned your head back with your eyes closed for quite sometime before pulling out your phone and scrolling through it, watching random videos before a Pictalk notification popped in the top corner of your screen, clicking it a picture of a dark room with the caption that read
āhow much trouble did you get in?ā
You smiled and snapped a picture of the steamy bathroom mirror and captioned it with.
āNone reallyā¦ just a ādonāt come back here, study is over >:(āā
You chuckled and pulled yourself out of the water, sitting on the edge of the tub still allowing your legs to soak, another notification popped up and you clicked into it. It was of Iidaās neatly made bed.
āHahaā¦ youāre only bathing now?ā
You smiled and shook your head, before taking a picture of your bare legs resting in the water.
āYeah, someone kept me busy with studyingā
You watched the speech bubble in the messages pop up before disappearing and reappearing several times before finally you received a picture response, this picture was of Iida pulling a playful frown.
āAre you trying to start something?ā
You laughed at his expression before stepping out of the bath and emptying the water, as the bath drained you walked over to the mirror and wiped away a little of the steam, only leaving enough to cover below your hips, you stood in front of the mirror and covered a hand over your breasts before smiling and taking a picture, you send the picture with the caption.
āstart something? But Iām a good girlā
You waited patiently for Iidaās response while you dried yourself, then came in the next picture, Iida had also sent a picture of him standing in his mirror shirtless and one hand resting over his clothes crotch. The picture was captioned.
āYouāre testing my patience babyā
You smiled and wondered how far you could take this before one of you got impatient, though the way things are going anyone else would think Iida was moments away from giving in but that just wasnāt the case and the both of you knew it, you wipe down the rest of the mirror before sitting back on the ground and open your legs, you rubbed two fingers over your entrance before sliding them in, you took a picture of yourself through the mirror, with your best āOā face and the caption.
āSo warm and wetā¦ā
You waited and as you did your fingers worked in and out of you before moving to rubbed your clit, moaning you almost didnāt hear your phone chime, opening the picture you blushed and chuckled as you saw Iidaās long and thick member on the screen, he only have two fingers wrapped around the base, this time no caption was with the picture. However a voice note was sent moments later.
āI bet that pussy is nice and ready, you always areā
You heard the chuckle and groan in his voice and you knew exactly what he was doing while sending that voice note, you sent back a voice note.
āIāll show you mine if you show me yoursā
Iida knew exactly what you were asking but instead all you got back was nothing, no voice note, no picture, not even a message, you scrambled to get dressed in your night clothes and grabbed your belongings. You walk down to the laundry room and put your clothes and towel in the washing machine, and left your bath bag next to the machine you were using, after this you wasted no time going to Iidaās dorm room.
You opened the door and walked in, the room was dark and as you looked towards Iidaās bed you noticed he was laying back with his blanket over him, he was fully dress in his goofy pyjamas, he looked as though he wasnāt just sending you dirty messages, āTenyaā¦ Tenya you need to be awakeā you whispered and walked over to him, you knew he wasnāt asleep, you had seen him sleep plenty of times so you knew he was awake, āTenya sit up and take care of meā you whined as you grabbed at his pyjama top, the man chuckled as he sat up and looked down at you, āyouāre such a greedy girlā¦ we were told lights out and yet youāre here because of a pictureā Iida sighed and brushed a strand of hair behind your ear, āI guess it canāt be helpedā¦ strip for me pleaseā he smiled and you stood and moved to take off your shirt before stopping and looking to your boyfriend, āwhat about you?ā You asked and Iida frowned āI said stripā he snapped and you quickly began removing your shirt, Iida nodded and looked at your breasts before he moved to sit on the edge of the bed, he motioned for you to step closer to him, so he could grab your arms and pressed them into your sides, your face became flushed as Iida trailed his tongue up your stomach to your sternum, he stopped and placed a kiss on your skin before moving to lick over your right nipping, you whined and pressed your legs together, before the man moved onto your other nipping this time suckling on it, āyouāre sucking it like a babyā you breathlessly chuckled, Iida looked up at you with a hard stare before biting roughly on the side of your breast, you yelped and your boyfriend pulled you down slightly to capture your lips in an open mouth kiss, you gasped and cried out in surprise as Iida tongue took control over your mouth, the way heās slurp and wriggle his tongue reminded you of all the times heād eat you out.
Pulling away from you and loosing his grip, allowing his hand to slide down your arms and rest on your hips before he slowly pulled down your pants, leaving you in nothing but the pink girlish panties youād normally never let Tenya see. āAww how cuteā he laughed as he kissed just above your waistband, āitās not funny, I didnāt think when I grabbed themā you whined and felt Iida move you onto his bed to lay down on your back, āI think theyāre cuteā¦ theyāre so innocent and sweetā he smiled as he leaned in and whispered in your ear āreminds me of our first timeā¦ you were such a good girl, so patientā his voice was hushed and relaxed as he slowly pulled your panties to the side before leaning down and pressing a soft kiss over your entrance, āhow badly do you want it greedy girl?ā Iida asked, his hot breath brushing over your cunt, you whined and wiggled your hips āso badlyā¦ I need itā you moaned softly, trying to keep your voice down.
You cried out as you felt your boyfriendās tongue lick slow strips up the length of your cunt, āmoreā¦ Tenya, I need moreā¦ā you whimpered encouraging your boyfriend, Iida was a beast the way heād devour you, you were certain given the chance Iida would eat you anywhere and anytime, heād always put his all into eating you, heād lick; suck and slurp, Iida was a shameless man when it came to having you on his tongue, heād say the most vile and lewd things youād ever heard from him, it was honestly pornography the things heād come out with; and this time was no different.
āYou taste like heavenā¦ if men knew just how sweet you tasted, theyād be on their knees praying to youā he groaned as he licked between your folds, before wriggling his tongue inside you, āIād lick your cunt raw if only youād let meā¦ Iād eat you every minute of the day and only take breaks to fuck youā he moaned into you before kissing up to your clit before wrapping his lips around it and suckling on it for dear life, you cried out loudly completely foregetting where you were, ātenya Iāmā¦ Iāmā¦ā you arched you back and wrapped your legs around Iidaās head as you grabbed roughly at his neatly groomed hair, āā¦oh godā¦ yes tenyaā¦ yesā¦ā you whimpered as your body seized up and you began coming undone on your boyfriendās mouth, he groaned and moved back your entrance, sliding his tongue back into you as his fingers began rubbing quickly over your clit, āholy fuckā¦ tenā¦ oh tenyaā you gasped as you started to and push Iida away, however he only continued. You took a sharp breath in, then took another and another, before suddenly losing the ability to breath, it took Iida only a few seconds to realise what was happening behind he moved up to you and brushed your hair from your face, ābreath baby, breath outā he encouraged as his thumb rubbed soft circles on your jaw, you breathed out quickly before sucking in a deep breath, while Iida continued encouraging you.
Once fully calm your boyfriend chuckled and settled himself between your legs, āthat was scaryā¦ you wanna continue?ā He asked as he leant back down ready to pick up where he left off, āI wannaā¦ but not like thatā¦ I wanna have you inside meā you hummed as you pulled off your underwear and opened your legs as wide as you could, āI want it all inside, to the base Tenyaā you used your fingers to spread your folds apart as your laid back and waited for your boyfriend. Iida watched your cunt intensely as it squeezed around nothing, before he pulled off his shirt and pulled his throbbing cock from his pants, shifting the fabric down only enough for him to hang comfortably, the man pumped himself slowly and reached into his bedside table for a condom before rolling down his shaft and spitting on himself rubbing his saliva over his shaft, he than leant down and spat a large ball of saliva over your entrance, āhmmmā¦ nice and wetā¦ youāll take it all in one nowā he hummed as he prodded at your hole with his tip, pushing his saliva in and out, getting his tip wet.
Iida watched your cunt grip him tightly as he began to slowly slide in, once his cock was fully hilted inside you, you both moaned and Iida pressed his forehead against yours, āgod fucking damn itā¦ it feels goodā he huffed out a string of cusses and rubbed your hips with his thumb as he waited for you to encourage him to move.
Iida had always been a giver, though he disguised it as petty paybackā¦ which it partly wasā¦ however with that being said Iida was always safe, he never acted reckless or overdid it, though this time was different.
Your hands grabbed Iidaās thick biceps as he gave you long and hard thrusts that caused the bed to thump into the wall, āChristā¦ youāre perfectā he moaned and grabbed a hold of your legs, he looked down at where the two of you met and smiled, watching the way your walls and opening clung to him so tightly, creating a delicious drag however because of this it was almost too hard for him to set an even pace, āpleaseā¦ moreā¦ I need it harderā you moaned as you dug your nails into heās shoulders, Iida chuckled and began a strong pace. The man groaned and moaned as he held you down while he pushed into you a little bit harder and faster with every thrust, heād moaned out obscenities while you simply took in the view, youād finished several times already on his cock and looking down you could see a white ring form around the base of Iidaās cock, āTenyaā¦ Tenya waitā you whine and place a hand on his chest to push him back, āwhatās the matter? Is it starting to hurt? Should we stop?ā He asked as he pulled out and grabbed the side of your cheek, you shook your head and leaned up āIām fine, but I know youāve been holding out for so longā¦ so I want you to enjoy yourself a littleā you hummed as you turn over and push your ass up into the air while pressing your face and chest into Iidaās mattress. Iida moved in and began looking over your wet folds, he rubbed his thumb over your cunt before using it to open you up for himself, ābaby Iām always happy just giving you whatever you need, but thisā¦ā he groaned as he rubbed his tip over your clit, āyou really want me to take what I need?ā He questioned and you moaned, nodding your head and looking back at him, āIām beyond satisfied, now I need to feel you cumā you whined as you reached back and grabbed a hold of the condom cover your boyfriend, before you began pulling it off him, the man moaned only to then quickly thrust into you once you pulled the condom completely off and discarded it on the floor, you grasped as Iida set into a brutal pace faster and harder then before, roughly holding your hips to stop your for jolting forward into the headboard, heād roll his hips every so often and tried to get as deep as your body would allow him.
āIām gonna cum so deep in youā¦ Iām gonna use you up so no one else will want youā iida moaned as he threw his head back and grabbed at your ass cheeks, harshly smacking them every so often, āyou dirty whoreā¦ you want that, donāt you?ā Another harsh smack followed this and you responded with nothing but a whine. You canāt seem to form a coherent sentence, all that comes out of you is a jumble of words followed by moaning and whining, you were enjoying this, enjoying this more than maybe you shouldāve been, āyouāre squeezing so tightlyā¦ā Iida hummed as he further picked up his pace, he let out a laugh as he grabbed your waist and pulled you back into his thrusts, you could feel him twitching and pulsing with each thrust, āyou sure you want it insideā¦ cause if you donātā¦ Iā¦ I wonātā he moaned grinding his hips into you, āyesā¦ god yesā¦ inside pleaseā¦ Tenya please!ā You cried loud before quickly having your face shoved into Iidaās pillows, ābaby I love hearing your voice but shut the fuck upā he groaned as he held your head in place, while continuing his vicious assault on your cunt. Iidaās breaths become uneven and he lets go of your head and move his hand back to your ass, he grabbed at the flesh and watched as he began long quick, yet uneven thrusts. āFuck baby, fuckā¦ā he huffed as his hipās faulted and snapped in towards you, you felt him shutter, soon an indescribable warmth filled your belly, your legs shook and your cunt squeezed uncontrollably, causing Iida to pulled out and begin fingering you, working you through your final orgasm of the night. āShitā¦ shit babyā¦ā Iida sighed as he sat back on his bed, you crawled over to him weakly and climbed into his lap, āwe fucked upā¦ I shouldnāt have let you take it offā¦ I shouldāve kept the condom onā he huffed as he rested his head back against the wall, āitās okay, Iām on the pillā you smiled however Iida did not return that smile, āit doesnāt matterā¦ it was still so reckless of meā¦ to allow you to seduce me into such dangerous playā¦ā he hummed and hugged into you and pressed his face into your neck, āyou make me a truly weak manā he sighed and began kissing your neck, āletās not risk doing it raw again, Iām not a strong enough man for that just yetā he moaned and you couldnāt help but laugh, here was the overly serious and proper boyfriend you fell head over heels in love with, āwe could always go one more round, I donāt feel full enough yetā you joked and felt Iida bite your neck before sitting up and frowning at you, āokay, Iāll stopā¦ though it was niceā you hum and quickly stand up, walking into the toilet in the room, āI need a washcloth tenyaā you call and heard the man stand from the bed before walking into the toilet with a wet washcloth, ādo you need help darling?ā Iida passed you the cloth and you nodded as you took it, āyeah itās pretty deep in, I canāt possibly reach itā you said with a wide smirk, Iida sighed and knelt down āalright Iāll help youā.
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You sat in class as All Might finished up giving his feedback on today class, he finally ended his little lecture and dismissed the class but before anyone could stand and leave for the dormitory Aizawa stopped everyone as if he had been waiting outside the classroom door just for All Might to finish, āBakugo, Midoriya, Iida and L/n, all of you are to stay backā he spoke before letting everybody else leave, All might gave Midoriya a nervous look before leaving himself. All four of you sat facing Aizawa as he sat down on the stool that had been moved into the classroom after heād lost his leg, ānow Bakugo and Midoriya, you both know fighting at school outside of training is prohibited and to fight in the dormitory is next level irresponsible, both of you will have two weeks of after class detentionā¦ now get out of my siteā he grumbled and both boy stood, beginning to leave, however Midoriya stop near Iida and in a not so quiet whisper āIāll wait for you out in the hallwayā he smiled and Aizawa quickly piped in, āabsolutely notā¦ get back to the dormitoryā he scolded and this made Midoriya scramble out the door, closing it behind him.
āNow you two, you know why I have you hereā¦ donāt you?ā Aizawa crossed his arms and looked between the both of you, Iida swallowed as you tried your hardest to keep a straight face. āI have some ideasā your eyes shifted to the side and you smiled nervously, āvery funny L/n, but maybe next time you decide to give Iida a past curfew visit make sure Iāve actually finished my roundsā¦ā his frown deepened and you could feel your face go red, āit was quite a surprise to be finished up then suddenly heard a womanās cries though the boyās half of the dormitoryā Aizawa looked towards Iida and from the corner of your eye, you could see your boyfriend struggling to make eye contact with the teacher, āand then all the banging of what I presume was your bed frameā¦ but hey maybe Iām wrong and you were decorating, and you were just cheering on all his hard workā Aizawaās face still held a straightness despite his very obvious frustration, ālook, you canāt be doing that kind of stuff so freely and openly, if the wrong person heard that or even if someone was able to get a picture or video of you twoā¦ because you know how driven some of your classmates areā¦ā Aizawa sighed and uncrossed his arms āif something like that happened to get out to the media, itād ruin your careers before they have a chance to actually beginā¦ā Aizawa spoke so calmly it was unnerving, he then looked at you and continued on āL/n the public wouldnāt see you as some sweet little sister anymore, youād be seen as some whore who seduced an honest and just manā¦ā his expression softened and you looked down in shame before he moved onto Iida, āand Iida, the public would start saying your a weak willed man, if youāre luckyā¦ or theyād treat you like a monster for defiling a precious young womanā he said and leant back in his chair with a sigh, Aizawa pinched is nose bridge āyou both need to be more careful, Iām not saying you canāt do that youāre both adults and will be out of here in a few months, but you need to think about your image, so no doing that here and no going to love hotels, doing it at one of your homes where your privacy is respectedā¦ and youāll be having two weeks of detention with Midoriya and Bakugoā he grumbled and stood ready to leave, āget out of here, nowā he said as he pointed to the door, both you and Iida speedily left the room as you both exited you had Aizawa muttered under his breath questioning how he hadnāt gone grey yet.
āI think it was worth itā¦ā you said walking along side Iida and after a moment of silence the man chuckled, āyeah it was, Iām disappointed in usā¦ but it definitely was worth itā he added and shook his head in amusement, āworth it enough to do it againā you smiled and grabbed Iidaās hand, āits tempting, but noā¦ Iām pissed about the idea of all those guys hearing youā he said and brought the back of your hand up to his lips kissing it before the both of you walked back to your dorm laughing about everything.
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Im an ace simp unashamedly and i need to share this little detail of heartslabyul's birthday boy card that someone probably mentioned alr somewhere. In all the boys' groovy illustrations theres always someone else with them. Riddle has cater and trey, Trey has cater. Cater has ace and Deuce has someone in the corner (i cant tell who)
EXCEPT ACE???? BRO'S JUST STARING INTO THE CAMERA WITH THAT SILLY LITTLE BLUSH LIKE BRO YOU LOOKING AT ME???? WHAT ARE YOU TRYNNA TELL ME TWST????
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Yes, the Birthday Boy series tends to generally showcase at least one other character in the Groovies. For Heartslabyul: Cater and Trey appear in Riddleās, Trey appears in Caterās, and I believe itās Ace in Deuceās.
That isnāt Trey because Trey wears gloves in his dorm uniform, and nor can it be Riddle because his dorm uniform looks entirely different than the standard one. That leaves us with Cater and Ace. By process of elimination and using context clues, itās most likely Ace. Cater already appeared in two other Birthday Boy Groovies. Additionally, Deuce has a voice line where he says Ace gifted him a jack-in-the-boxāand while the Groovy doesnāt depict that item, Deuce is reacting similarly shocked upon opening it. Ace has also explained (I think in a Halloween event or vignette??) that it is possible to pull off a simple trick of flashing lights and sounds using magic. He tends to use his skills for childish things like little pranks and sleights, and has the personality to be inclined towards those things too. All the circumstantial evidence points to Ace.
Anyway, I feel like Ace is one of those characters you commonly see getting shipped with Yuu because of how he is presented in official content (and especially the main story). Him and Malleus seem to be the Big Two on that regard. Thatās what my observation has always been, at least.
Itās rare that TWST will put out these ālooking directly at youā illustrations, and even when they do, itās not always aimed at Yuu if you look at the context the vignettes provide. For example, the Jade Outdoor Wear Groovy has him looking back and offering a handā¦ but itās not for Yuu, itās for Cater; Floydās Beans Camo Groovy had him looking soft and cuteā¦ and that gaze is aimed at Epel while Floyd talks about how he wants to take on strong opponents. Aceās Birthday Boy Groovy exists in defiance of that pattern!
I think itās funny that his dynamic with Yuu can so easily feed into that trope of the BFF thatās crushing hard but is too afraid to fully commit, so he always frames advances/flirting/playful teasing as ājust jokesā to test the waters. It almost feels like Ace was tailor-made for this š It sets up a lot the potential for something as simple as a look seeming longing. I can definitely understand how someone might see that Groovy and think itās romantic. I donāt think most people make that kind of expression while using the thumb to brush away crumbs and staring into the camera š Bro would 100% catch you and then go, āI know, I know, I look so cool that you just canāt get enough of me. Well, todayās my special day so Iām feeling extra nice. Feel free to stare at me aaaaaall you like, Prefect.ā And then maybe joke that you could have him all to yourself if you askedā
You Ace yumes out there must be thankful for this food www
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Hello! Could I request Hades and Poseidon (separatly) fell in love with dummy nymph!reader, who just doesn't notice their feelings, please? (āāæā)ā”
Type of Writing: Request
Characters: Hades and Poseidon
Name: {Character} with a Oblivious Nymph! Reader
Requester: Anonymous
A/N: My first Record of Ragnarok piece in quite a while, and thankfully, this was quite funny to write. This is so full of fluff and crack that it makes broken attics look niceš
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š Oh sweet mercy, this guy loves yet hates your obliviousness
š When he first met you, he would joke around about how you were so oblivious to things, but, when he tried to confess his feelings towards you for the first time and you just replied with something so platonic-sounding, he froze
š Your obliviousness was going to be a hint of a problem now
" My dear, have you ever thought about having a relationship with someone? "
" I guess so, yeah. Why? "
" How would you feel about courting with me by your side? "
" Aw! You would help me with courting! You're so sweet, Hades! "
š Grabbing your hand when you were scared didn't get you to realize his feelings, even when he gave you the biggest hint while still hiding the straight-forward admission, you didn't get it
š Hades does understand that, because your a nymph, you haven't gotten that much experience when it comes to anything romantic, as many believe you only are attracted to things relationships non-romantically
š Zeus and Aphrodite have tried getting you guys to get together for centuries, from trying to have you guys go on a blind-date to having you literally go on a real-date with him, you always stayed blind to the real emotions hidden behind his gestures
š So, unsurprisingly, Hades eventually does have to straight-up admit his feelings, leaving you flustered and a hint embarrassed
" Y/N, I must admit that I am quite fond of you. So fond that I must ask, would you like to be in a courting relationship? "
" You fond someone that wants to court me? Aw, Hades, how swe- "
" Not someone else. Me, my dear. "
" Oh... how long have you liked me like this?! "
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" Oh sweet seraphs... "
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š± Poseidon is not amused at all.
š± He is not fond of people not understanding what he said, and it doesn't help with the fact that he's very blunt and honest when it comes to his words
š± When he first met you, you were speaking to your boss, Aphrodite, and when he arrived to speak with her about the waves causing damages to the nearby forests
š± That was when he noticed how oblivious you were to pretty much everything
š± Aphrodite eventually noticed how Poseidon seemed to soften with his actions whenever you were around, and she was the one who prompted him to finally begin trying to tell you about his feelings, unaware that you had no clue how to take a hint
" Y/N, would you like to accompany me to Zeus' reunion next week? As my date, of course. "
" Oh, yeah! It'd be fun to spend some time with my best friend! "
š± Okay, ouch.
š± It took him only two tries before he began to lose his already strained patience, and he burst that bubble the third time you pushed his advances off as a friendly confrontation
" Would you like to accompany me to Hades' meeting tomorrow afternoon, Y/N? "
" Of course! Spending time with my favorite friend is amazing- "
" Not as a friend. As a future spouse. "
" Huh? "
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After the previous long arc and then a month break for Endo to work on volume 14, it's so nice to finally have a chill Forger-focused chapter! I missed my fake family so much š
This above spread is lovely ā¤ļø
Hilarious Anya and Loid antics right from the get go - I missed that too!
JUST LOOK AT BOND INSTEAD š¤£ This guy...
He also calls her "baka" ("idiot," "dummy") in this panel in the Japanese version š
But despite her little kiddy tantrums and demands, I love that Anya still does what's best for Loid by giving up on a TV appearance.
The below scene between Loid and Yor is yet another example of how well they complement each other; how Loid is so intent on his mission that he can't accept any moments of being idle or "goofing off," but Yor is there to remind him that such things are okay...that you don't have to be constantly looking for trouble and it's good to be at peace every now and then.
That thought continues during their conversation at the riverbank. No matter how much he tries to put on a stoic spy face, Yor can tell that he's constantly on edge and needs to relax sometimes, for his own good.
Her comment that he constantly has wrinkles on his brow and needs to be careful about that - that is such married couple talk, just get REAL married already!
Then we have Becky being enamored with Loid again (and calling Yor her "master" š) At least she kept herself much more under control. Good girl.
Bond's first meeting with Weisel! And the tear in his eye when Weisel left š„
This panel of them together is so cute~
As usual, despite this being a cute/funny chapter, Endo slips in some darker forboding...in this case, another hint about Project Apple still being an active threat.
Between this and the short mission about Anya's name, I wonder if Project Apple is indeed connected with whatever lab Anya came from, and if Endo is planning something really big from all this gradual build up about it. Looking forward to it, whatever it is!
And I know some people must be wondering why we didn't continue the "Anya tells Damian her secret" bombshell from way back, but I saw that chapter as ending with Damian not believing her and Anya not pressing on it further, at least for the time being. But it will definitely get brought up again.
EDIT: Thanks to @xxscarletxrosexx and @mika213 for pointing this out! There's a mistranslation in this scene: the English version has Yor telling Loid to be careful about wrinkles, but in the Japanese version, that speech bubble belongs to Loid, who's confirming he will be careful about it (hence the blush mark and sweat drop).
Bonus: It was just confirmed that Henderson will be on the cover of volume 14, which releases on September 4th!
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How they get you under the Mistletoe
Summary: Twst NRC students x gn! reader. How they get you under the Mistletoe.
A/N: Merry Christmas if you celebrate that! If not, happy holidays! I was gonna do the staff too for this, but it got so long š if people enjoy this, I can do the staff and RSA/Noble bell.
The Long awaited Part Two
Ace Trappola
You have no idea until it's too late.
You had to admit, despite the strict rulebook she made, the queen of hearts knew how to throw a holiday party. You were finishing off a glass of the best sparkling cider you'd ever had when you felt an arm around your waist.
You turned to see Ace, just in time for him to lightly punch your shoulder as he told some random student, "And this one? You shoulda seen them, they really whipped our asses into shape."
"You're exaggerating," Deuce pouted from next to him.
"Am not," Ace said. He pushed you slightly forward and gestured to you.
"You wouldn't know it by looking at them, but our beloved Y/N can be a hard ass."
He took a step forward, and whispered, "Huh. Would you look at that prefect. It appears we are under the mistletoe."
You wanted to wipe that smug grin off his face, but it was too late. His lips were already on yours.
The world around you faded, and for a moment it was just you and him. Then you were brought back to reality by ā¦
"Ew, Ace," Deuce groaned, and walked away, as did the other Heartslaybul student.
You were about to follow after them to apologize for Ace's tomfoolery, when he grabbed your wrist and whispered, "Hey, we're still under the mistletoe. Can't wreck tradition, now can we?"
Deuce Spade
You were setting up decorations together
First years were in charge of setting up the decor for the Heartslaybul holiday party. Ace and Deuce had of course come begging on their hands and knees for you and Grim to come help.
You'd decided it would save time if you split the work, so Ace and Grim were working on the upstairs hall decor, while you and Deuce were working on the common room.
You were on a shaky ladder trying to hang up some garland and mistletoe, when Deuce panicked and held your ladder still.
"I feel better knowing that I'm holding the ladder still for you," he said, looking up at you nervously.
You nodded, and finished hanging the things, before climbing down (sort of) into his waiting arms. You were about to say you were okay, when you noticed his reddened cheeks, and his eyes flicking between the mistletoe and your lips.
Knowing Deuce as long as you had, you knew you'd have to initiate the thing he clearly wanted. You pressed a quick peck to his lips.
His eyes widened, then darkened as he smiled mischievously. He grabbed your face and kissed you fervently until Grim came through hoping to escape, and screamed.
Riddle Rosehearts
You have to follow the rules.
Riddle had been acting funny the entirety of the party. He'd been quiet, and his face was a bright red, but you figured he was probably tired from exams, and/or stressed about returning home for the break.
It was nearing the end of the party, when he suddenly approached you with a stern frown on his face.
"I know you aren't a member of Heartslaybul, but remember, when you are in my kingdom, you have to follow my rules."
"Why yes, your majesty, of course," you gave a mock curtsy. "And now I'm sure you're gonna tell me what rule I broke?"
He scowled before he turned away.
"Rule 533, the queen and their beloved must share a kiss under the mistletoe, if the holiday is being celebrated under a full moon."
"I'm your beloved?" You couldn't decide whether to tease him, or flush yourself. But this whole thing was very vulnerable of him, and your heart was melting.
"Yes" he whispered. "Now are you going to follow me to mistletoe, or do I have to punish you?"
You gave a fake sigh, "Lead the way, your majesty."
He led you under the mistletoe, and gave you a chaste kiss.
"That's it?" You scoffed.
"What do you mean that'sā¦"
You cut him off with a deep kiss, that he reciprocated incredibly quickly.
When you pulled away, it hit you.
"Wait, isn't it a crescent moon tonight?"
His eyes widened at being caught, and he said the first thing that came to his otherwise empty brain.
"Off with your head!"
Trey Clover
A quiet (orchestrated) moment alone
You were helping Trey with the baking for the party. Knowing Heartslaybul, the party itself was going to be raucous, so having some time to just chill with Trey was nice.
Once everything was in the oven, you began trying to clean up some of the clutter.
"There's no need to do that right now," he said with a soft smile. He took a seat and patted the chair next to him.
"Come sit for a moment, just relax," he hummed before crossing his arms behind his head, closing his eyes, and leaning back.
You took the seat next to him, and did your best to find a comfortable position before sighing.
"I'm not an old man like you. I can't just sleep anywhere."
He opened his eyes and cocked an eyebrow.
"Old man?"
"Yeah, let's face it Trey. You're an old man in a college kid's body."
He smiled mischievously. "That so?"
He pulled out some mistletoe he'd been holding on to and held it above your head, using his other hand to seductively caress your jaw.
"Well, ya gonna give this old man a kiss?"
"That came out weird," You said with a laugh.
"I know, I heard it after I said it," he winced. "Stillā¦"
He leaned in even closer.
"Part of that question still stands," he whispered.
Before you could tease him with a "which part", he was kissing you like he was starving, and you were his last meal.
Cater Diamond
Doing an innocent trend
Being the token non magic student at NRC, Cater knew you were a gold mine for content. You'd become a frequent guest on Cater's magicam, and a popular one at that.
So when Cater had told you before the party that he would need you for a trend later, you didn't think too much about it.
Now he was dragging you off somewhere, giggling over his shoulder as you spilled your drink, or tripped on a stray student. You figured you'd pay him back later.
He stopped abruptly, and told you to stay put as he set up his camera. You had ten seconds once he started the camera to get set, so he always filled you in while he set up any filters or sound bites he wanted.
"Kay, so you're under mistletoe right? So the trend is to kiss your bestie's cheeks under the mistletoe, then hug. All you gotta do is stand there and look fabulous, until the hug part."
It sounded like a pretty boring trend to you. But, whatever, that's why Cater was in charge. He finished set up, pressed the button, and the ten seconds timer started. He ran back over to you, gave you a reassuring, "ready?", And then kissed your cheek on the far side to the camera as the video started.
He kissed your other cheek, and you began to move closer for the hug, when his arms were around you, and he was kissing you.
He took a step back, and took in your appearance, which was flustered and shocked. Your jaw was dropped so far you were certain it was on the floor. And your heart, oh God your heart, you were worried it was beating way too fast.
The set time of the video ended, and Cater practically skipped over to his phone, where he checked the video, added some effects, put in some tags, and posted it.
All you could do was watch him the entire time, words completely gone from your brain.
After the video posted, he put his phone back in his pocket and gave you a smug grin.
"I tagged you in it," he said, eyes looking softer than usual as he pointed to the pocket you kept your phone in.
You pulled it out, and looked at the video you were tagged in.
"Kissing my crush under the mistletoe to see how they'll react."
Leona Kingscholar
It was an accident, but he's not complaining.
Ruggie had asked you to bring Leona the food plate he'd asked for, since he was trying to put as much food in Tupperware as he could before the Savannaclaw party finished. You were a good pal, so you agreed, knowing full well that the second the plate was secure, and you were in arms reach, you would become a nap buddy.
But you weren't complaining. Even though Savannaclaw was hot, it still felt nice to cuddle with a heater during the holidays. For the vibes, of course.
Just as predicted, he opened a single eye, had you set down the plate, and suddenly, you were a little spoon.
"Thanks herbivore," he hummed half heartedly as he nuzzled into your neck.
You were finally starting to drift off, when you were flipped on your back, and he was hovering above you. His eyes were lit up with mischief as he looked down at you like the prey you were beginning to realize you were.
"I guess my nap spot just happens to be under the mistletoe. You'll indulge me, right herbivore?"
Then his lips were on your neck, your jaw, your cheek, but never your lips, until you whined at him to stop teasing you.
He laughed lowly, and whispered, "As you wish." And finally gave you what you wanted.
Ruggie Bucchi
If you don't know how he does it, hi, you must be new. Welcome to the fandom š
"Laugh with me," he whispered, and before you could cuss him out for being a prick, he was already giggling and walking you both over to the mistletoe that you'd seen a Savannaclaw student and his Octavinelle boyfriend making out under an hour ago.
When you both stopped under it, he gasped in mock surprise.
"My my my, what have we here? It appears we've been caught under the mistletoe!" He said, as his grin turned sneakier and sneakier now that he was certain he'd won.
His tail was wagging at a mile a minute as you "reluctantly" puckered your lips out to him. He pressed a chaste kiss to your lips, and you thought it was over.
But Ruggie is an opportunist.
Hours of making out later, you finally pried yourself from Ruggie's embrace, but only on the promise that you would bring back some hot chocolate to share.
Jack Howl
You'll have to initiate.
The entirety of the party, you'd seen Jack's eyes flicker to the mistletoe, over to you, and then down to the floor in embarrassment.
He'd made sure neither of you wandered over in that direction, and if you asked him if something was wrong, his cheeks would darken.
Naturally, because this was Savannaclaw, you, Ruggie and Jack were the only ones there for party cleanup.
You subtly made eye contact with Ruggie and nodded towards the mistletoe, then towards Jack.
Ruggie grinned and made a gesture for money with his hands. You rolled your eyes and nodded, and he smiled.
"We're out of garbage bags, I'll be right back guys," Ruggie said before leaving the room.
Jack started to follow after him, and you grabbed his arm.
"Wait, where are you going?"
"We have trash bags right here," he nodded at the obvious box of trash bags, and you cursed Ruggie in your head.
"He's just giving us privacy, come over here," you did your best to pull him over to the mistletoe, but he was made out of stone.
"Why?"
"Gah! Just trust me!"
He frowned, but allowed you to pull him over. Once you were under the mistletoe, his tail started wagging like a fan, but his eyes couldn't meet yours.
You pressed a soft kiss to his lips, until he sighed, and relaxed.
It was over far too soon, but you knew Jack would probably explode if you overdid it. And you'd rather not have that happen.
What surprised you, though, was how you were suddenly engulfed in his arms, as he buried his face in your hair, and held you close.
Azul Ashengrotto
His wingmen are simultaneously the worst and the best.
The Monstro Lounge was having a winter themed night. Azul may or may not have been planning with the tweels how he was going to effortlessly get you under the mistletoe.
You arrived, as planned, with Grim, and had taken a seat at a table near the VIP room.
"Prefect! I apologize for interrupting your meal, but I was hoping you could look at the menu I'm thinking about for the next semester."
"Of course," you stood up and followed him to the chosen spot, but now that you were here, he was nervous to initiate. So he continued pointing out dishes on the menu untilā¦
"Have you kissed them yet?" Floyd shouted from across the lounge.
"Yes, you see we've been keeping other students away from the mistletoe, but they are starting to get upset. I'd hurry up if I were you," Jade said at a much subtler volume.
Azul turned a bright shade of red as you looked at him.
"Iā¦wellā¦prefect?"
You gave him a nod, and he took a deep breath, and kissed you.
"God finally!"
"Subtly, Floyd!"
Jade Leech
You don't know until it's too late, part 2.
"There's something I'd like to show you in my room. My new terrarium has produced interesting results."
You were following Jade to his room, when you realized he was no longer walking with you. You turned around and saw him furrowing his brow at his phone, and typing something.
You walked back over to him to ask what was wrong, and you were suddenly pulled flush against him as he gave you a smug grin.
"Looks like you've trapped me under the mistletoe," he said as though he wasn't the one who had pulled you in.
"Ah well," he sighed, with a surrendering smile, running a gloved finger along your jaw, then tilting your chin up. "if that is what you truly desire, I suppose I shall have to oblige."
Floyd Leech
You have three options.
There are three ways this can go, and it all depends on his mood.
Route 1:
Floyd had joined you in your booth and continued slouching, until he finally just laid himself in your lap.
"Floyd, there is mistletoe over there," Jade said as he dropped off the food you'd ordered.
Floyd groaned, "Shrimpy and I can just kiss over here. What's the big deal about a leaf?"
Route 2:
Floyd immediately grabbed your hand when you set foot in the Monstro Lounge. He giggled excitedly like a kid on Christmas morning.
"C'mon Shrimpy! We gotta kiss under the mistletoe!"
Whether you're flustered or not doesn't matter. Prepare for excited sloppy kisses.
Route 3:
Floyd said nothing as you entered the lounge and he justā¦.scooped you up. Long boy was way too strong to fight off, so you just kind of let him. But that was the only way to get along with Floyd really. You just had to be along for the ride.
Once he reached where he was going, he adjusted your position so that you were pressed to him, and his hands were under your knees, and you wrapped your arms around him for more support.
"Hmmmā¦. I've caught myself a Shrimpy," he said lowly, but his eyes were glittering with excitement.
"Well, it's too late for you," he leaned in and nibbled your lip. "Because according to Azul and land people's traditions, that leaf above us means you have to kiss me."
Kalim al Asim
Just asks you like a normal person.
The Scarabia holiday party was hopping, obviously. You'd expected nothing less. He'd planned for everything including...
"Y/N! Let's go kiss under the mistletoe!" He said excitedly as he grabbed your hand.
He froze for a minute then looked at you sheepishly.
"Only if you want to, of course, but I'd really like to kiss you, please?"
How could you say no to those puppy eyes?
"Of cour-"
The words weren't out of your mouth when he was pulling you to the mistletoe, and excitedly kissing you all over your face, really anywhere he could reach, like his affection for you was exploding in kiss form.
Jamil Viper
A quiet moment, in private.
You knew Jamil was probably in charge of a lot for the party. He seemed particularly stressed, too, because after this he had to oversee cleanup, and then helping all the students get ready to go home for break.
So you stayed out of his way during the party, and offered to take over cleanup manager, while he helped final inspections and packing.
He finished a little before you, then helped you finish, and invited you for tea in his room. When you both had your tea, he exhaustedly flopped backwards on the bed with a groan.
"That was a lot," he sighed.
"Yeah, but you have a little break now," you said, massaging his shoulders.
He sat up with a start.
"I was supposed to kiss you!"
"Huh?"
Instead of answering, he just started fervently making out with you. Eventually, your lips were free as he held you close and kissed your neck and the rest of your face.
"What do you mean you were supposed to kiss me?"
"Under the mistletoe," he managed to get out. "It's the whole reason Kalim put the stupid thing there."
Vil Schoenheit
He just asks (pt 2) He's not an animal, potato.
The holiday party was a formal affair in the Pomefiore dorm. Vil was seated in his throne, with Rook standing by his side, as his potatoes mingled. His eyes were on a single potato. You.
At length, Rook gave a laugh.
"Roi du poison, just go kiss them. You know you want to."
Vil sighed, and gave a glare to Rook, but it was too late. He was already calling you over to the throne.
You arrived and gave a mock bow.
"Your highness," you said with a grin. "You called?"
"Yes," since you were going to act like a smart ass, he'd play with you a little. "I'd like you to join me under the mistletoe, if you'd be so kind."
Your jaw dropped, and you looked like a blubbering fish. He smiled to himself, and stood up from the throne, gracefully taking your arm and walking to the mistletoe.
He tilted your head up with a single finger and smugly asked, "Well?"
You gave a vigorous nod. He laughed and pressed a soft kiss to your lips.
Then he just walked away.
Always leave your audience wanting more.
Rook Hunt
Everything seems normal-WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?
He must have been hiding nearby. Waiting for you. A part of you was chiding yourself for not knowing.
You had intended to walk past the mistletoe into the kitchen, where you would get some more snacks. No one had been around. You were certain.
Rook dropped from the sky just as you stepped under the mistletoe.
"What the fuck!" You shouted, but he was simply giggling, and wrapping his arms around you, trapping your arms to your sides.
"You let your guard down, Mon Trickster."
"Yeah, that's on me," you sighed.
"Is the prey surrendering?" He laughed out in amusement.
You gave an experimental wiggle, then sighed .
"Yeah, looks like it."
He leaned in and spoke against your lips, his warm breath sending a shiver down your spine.
"Then I'll take my prize now."
Epel Felmier
Thinks it's stupidā¦until it's not.
"Kissin' under the mistletoe is a stupid tradition," Epel said for the fifth time in an hour. But this was the first time you'd heard it. You'd been elsewhere all day. But he'd said it to literally everybody else.
"Yeah, it kind of is," you laughed back, and his frown deepened.
"W-well, it's not that stupid," Epel said.
"Sure it is, I mean who even came up with it?"
"It's not stupid! I'll prove it to ya!"
He grabbed your wrist and dragged you off under the mistletoe, and kissed you hard.
"See? Not stupid," he said smugly. Until he realized what he'd just done. Then his face turned a bright red.
"Fuck," he muttered. " 'S a stupid tradition."
Idia Shroud
Lmao not happening.
He'll die before he goes to the holiday party. And he'll die before he participates in such a stupid normie tradition.
Sorry Idia simps, but you know I'm right.
Malleus Draconia
Over prepares.
Whoever was in charge of decoratingā¦.had definitely overdone it.
The ceiling was covered in mistletoe. You couldn't go more than a couple steps without finding yourself under another sprig.
"Child of man, are you enjoying your festivities?" Malleus suddenly boomed from behind you.
"For sure!" You turned to face him with a smile. "Thanks for inviting me!"
Malleus smiles for a moment, then releases the fakest gasp you've ever heard.
"Child of man! It appears we are under the mistletoe!"
You look at the multitudes of mistletoe on the ceiling, and laugh, "I think it'd be weirder if we weren't under the mistletoe."
He furrows his brow and pouts. "Lilia told me about the human holiday tradition where you must kiss if you are under the mistletoe."
Oh.
OH!
You felt your cheeks warm as you put two and two together.
"O-okay, if you want a kiss then-"
His lips are on yours immediately, his hands in your hair and on your back, like if he stops moving them you'll be able to escape his grip.
He pulls away and licks his lips seductively.
"There, we have not broken tradition."
You both walk a couple of steps, thenā¦
"*Fake gasp* Child of man! We are under the mistletoe yet again!"
Lilia Vanrouge
Hijinks and mischiefs.
You have no idea how you ended up under the mistletoe with Lilia. But now he was floating around you in circles, tapping his chin thoughtfully with a satisfied smirk.
"Now what do I do with you, little human? It appears you have fallen in a trap set by the very crafty Lilia Vanrouge."
You felt his breath on the back of your neck, as he hovered close behind you, but not close enough to actually touch.
"I suppose I could let you go."
He whispered.
Then his breath was on your right ear.
"Or I could trap you here forever so that you have to kiss me whenever I want."
He floated in front of you and narrowed his eyes thoughtfully. Why it hadn't occurred to you to just leave him there, you had no idea. But with all the hovering and breathing on your skin, you thought you would lose your mind if he didn't kiss you soon.
He hummed to himself, then tilted his head and leaned in close. As his lips were about to brush against yours, he abruptly shifted up and pressed a quick peck to the tip of your nose.
Then he grinned and flew away.
Cheeky bastard.
Silver
A goodnight kiss.
Silver had fallen asleep halfway through the party. He'd woken up at the end, when you were about to leave. He knew it had been snowing, so he'd offered to walk you back to Ramshackle.
As you reached the door, Silver found himself taken with how beautiful you looked surrounded by the snow. Your eyes glinting from the cold, your hair shining with the glitter of snowflakes. Truly radiant.
"Wait," he said softly as you turned the handle.
You turned back to him and raised an eyebrow. He walked closer, and took your hands in his, rubbing his chilly nose against yours affectionately.
"I don't know if I'll get to see you again before break is over," he whispered. You leaned the rest of the way in and softly kissed him, before slowly pulling away and stepping inside.
"Goodnight Silver," you whispered, and he swore he'd never been more awake than that moment.
Sebek Zigvolt
It's stupid until it isn't (pt 2)
"Y/N keeps walking very close to that mistletoe. Dangerously close," Lilia whispered to Sebek.
"So?" Sebek asked, as though he hadn't been watching you do this for the last half hour while you talked to some random second year in his dorm.
"It looks almost like Donovan is doing it on purpose," Lilia said with a smirk, nodding at the second year in question. At a second glance, Sebek saw Lilia was right. It looked like he was trying to back you into it.
Sebek scowled. "It doesn't matter. It's a silly human tradition of little substance."
His train of thought was interrupted as he heard you laugh loudly at something Donovan had said.
Without a word he marched over to you.
"Human!"
"Oh, hey Sebek!" You turned with a smile. "What's-"
He wrapped a single arm around your waist, and pulled you close as he kissed you under the mistletoe.
He kept the arm around your waist as he turned to Donovan, who had a rather ugly scowl on his face.
"EXCUSE ME DONOVAN, MY HUMAN AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION IN THE HALLWAY CLOSET!" Sebek said, louder than even he intended. But your flustered expression, and Donovan's rage, as he walked you to the hallway, made it all worth it.
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I binged your Lilia with a baby daughter and I couldn't get enough. Can you imagine if General Lilia gets yeeted into that timeline and he finds out that not only did his future self marry a human but also actually have a child with her. If current timeline Half Faces are already kinda rare so imagine from his time where he's at war with them. Also how Lilia's little girl interacting with her Papa (who isn't really her Papa but also isn't lmao) Also, MC who he is married to. I just wanna see his Tsun Tsun ass be flustered but confused lmao. Ok, thank youuu!
[referring to these posts: 1, 2, and 3]
Hello Anonie šŗš·š»
I'm happy that you enjoyed them anonie! I had a blast writing them. šš
Ohhhh Anonie you guys know how to hit my weak spots ššš Babies, General Lilia, time travel shenanigans oh my š¤£š You and me š¤ wants to see General Lilia tsun tsun butt be flustered mwah chef kiss.
General Lilia being sent to the future is a curse and a blessing...depending on who you ask š jkjk
Just thinking about it and I just?? Love the thought of General Vanrouge meeting a new born baby or up to a 1 year old. Something about him just holding her with these awkward hands just has me so soft š©š„¹
But then I also think our Lilia might be possessive and go āMy Babyā on him, even though thatās literally himself š¤£
I have so many thoughts sooo many on how General Vanrougeās reaction to Malleus and Silver could go, and even Sebek. But more so on Malleus and Silver. Also his reaction to his future self too, you know??
In reverse, our Liliaās reaction to his past self. It can go many ways as well. Depending on how General Vanrouge reacts. Papa instincts āØ
But weāll skip that because this ask is about baby and General Vanrouge āØāØ
A part of me thinks that our Lilia is going to just yeet the baby at his past self. Deja vu right?? Donāt worry, he knows himself and knows the General will catch the little one.
After flicking Lilia on the forehead for his actions and letting Mal and Sil deal with him, you go to the General whoās frozen. He caught her of course, but he seems stumped on what to do.
You canāt blame him really. After being in war and seeing and dealing with what he has. This peace and quiet must be new, not to mention being in the future.
So you go to him and as gently as possible, making sure to not frighten him, move his hands so heās more comfortably holding the baby.
Unknown to him, but his eyes softened as the little one curled into him while making cooing noises. You know your Lilia is taking a bunch of pictures.
āSee? Youāre a natural.ā
He looks at you in disbelief but you can see the amazement in them too.
You tell him how he has no choice but to hold the baby now because she will cry if you move her from her new favorite spot. He flusters a bit at that.
Time goes on, General Vanrouge wears casual clothing and hangs up his armor temporarily after Lilia had a talk with him. His weapon is with him, you all understand why. His need to protect whatās his is engraved even though he doesnāt see it yet.
[Sometimes you see your Lilia looking at the armor. His eyes mixed with emotions. You simply lay your head on his shoulder; he kisses your hand]
The General gets attached to your daughter. She babbles at him and pulls at his hair. He tries not to flinch. For someone who was against raising kids, the General doesnāt say anything when your daughter stuffs his hair into her mouth or drools on him as she sleeps.
Liliaās proud, āthatās my girl!ā is often heard.
At one point, you take pity on him. You take a hairbrush, running it carefully through his hair before tying it in a high bun. You fondly roll your eyes at the pout your Lilia has before taking your daughter to feed. For the Generalās sake, you chose not to comment on his flustered expression.
Our Lilia is repeatedly saying āspoilersā which irritates the General whenever he asks a question. You get why itās frustrating but the scene is rather funny and your baby girlās laughter agrees with you.
āI wonāt have you ruining my future! Iāll have you know I wouldnāt change anything for the happiness I have now, so you have to be patient.ā
Malleus and Silver both have the sweetest smile. They know exactly what he means.
The General watches how his future self acts. You can see the slight scowl and twitch of his eyebrow. Heās questioning his whole existence.
What surprises you is his question to you.
āAre you sure you want to be married to that?ā
āHey!ā
You laugh softly, tenderly tucking a stray strand behind his ear, āYes. Heās you, isnāt he?ā
The smile you give him then has him falling deeper unbeknownst to him.
Anabskdkds okay, but why am I the one flustered now?? Qbskwjwjejr ššš„°
Ahhhhh this was longer than I expected but I had so many ideas and I wanted to especially include that last one š„¹š
Thank you for sending this in Anonie šš Currently screaming into a pillow and rolling in bed. Ahhhhh ššššš
#answered#Anonie ask#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#twst silver#diasomnia#general lilia vanrouge#general lilia vanrouge x reader#lilia vanrouge x reader#general Vanrouge x reader#general vanrouge#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twst fluff#no major twst book 7 spoilers#mallleus draconia and twst silver mention
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I DIG YOUR CINEMA (1)
harry styles x yn aspiring filmmaker ā social media AU
I posted this yesterday but I wanted to change a few things so I deleted it and now Iām posting it again lol itās long but I still hope people like it!
About the smau: yn starts posting videos on youtube and is trying to build a career as a filmmaker. Things are going pretty well for her and she starts getting more attention when she creates content about shows she goes to. Sheās also a fan of Harryās music and some of his fans start getting suspicious when his team starts interacting with her.
Disclaimer: The story itās set in 2021 and it will follow their relationship through the LOT leg in the US. Since this is nothing but fiction, I will be following some of the real timeline but also adding my own stuff. On top of that, I wonāt be basing myself on Harryās actual posts.
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I DIG YOUR CINEMA (PART 1) ā MEET YN
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yourinstagram hereās to a new year and new beginnings :)
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bestfriend love youuuuĀ
bestfriend im so happy to have you back!!Ā
ā³ yourinstagram pls donāt let me choose a bf ever again
ā³ bestfriend donāt worry. single squad for life
ā³ bestfriend or until one of us gets married lolĀ
ā³ yourinstagram š love you!!
Jan 5, 2021 ā¢Ā
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yourinstagram can you believe just three months ago this gal was heartbroken, unemployed, and out of dreams? guess the world reallyyyyy spins around, huh š
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bestfriend yes it doesssĀ
bestfriend now the universe is giving back what she deservessssss
yourbrother i think i liked you better when you had no social life
ā³ yourinstagram š omg fuck off
ā³ yourbrother if this is the language you use around my children iām never letting you babysit again
ā³ yourinstagram š stop thatās not funny
Feb 10, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram got myself a camera and a dream (plus an empty bank account)
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yourmom Are you OK? Do you need money? x
ā³ yourinstagram im okay mom :) love you
ā³ yourbrother my bank account is empty too
bestfriend canāt wait to be your +1 at the academy awardsĀ
Feb 26, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram step aside pls your girl just posted her first video on youtube and is now one step closer from becoming a filmmaker āš»
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bestfriend THATāS MY BESTIE
sisterinlaw Loved it!! š
yourmom I miss you. Give me a call x
yourmom Also you should post pictures of your face x
ā³ yourinstagram šš
childhoodfriend Nice to see you still love telling stories, haha great video!
ā³ yourinstagram oh my gosh itās been a while! š„ŗ thank youuu letās catch up soonĀ Ā
Mar 19, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram life lately
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user1 just watched your video on youtube about growing up and iām in tears! youāre soooo talented
ā³ yourinstagram omg thatās so sweet thank you so much :ā)Ā
yourbrother why bothering buying a camera if youāre going to steal mine
ā³ yourinstagram i didnāt steal itĀ
ā³ yourbrother but you also didnāt give it back yet did you?Ā
user2 Loving your content!!
April 10, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram hellooooo i just posted another video :D even tho sheās not physically in it, i must admit our 20+ years together completely inspired this one. thank you for being there for me. iām very lucky to call you my best friend and i love you š hope you enjoy it!
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bestfriend i cant rn iāll be back when i stop crying
user1 amazing!!! another great video! loved everything about it, left me thinking and wondering about lots of things. iām blown away by how talented you are.
ā³ yourinstagram youāre so sweet š„ŗ thank you, it means more than you can imagine!
yourmom Lovely girls š„°
user3 This was my favorite so far!
April 21, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram got my first paycheck and went out shoppingĀ
(ps: remember when my ex freaked out bc he didnāt want me to buy harrys album? lol hereās to you pal) (fine line youāll be next i promise!)
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bestfriend harry styles album listening party tonight
ā³ yourinstagram as if we donāt already listen to it everyday lolĀ
user1 youāre so real for this lol
user1 also wtf? why didnāt he want you to buy the album?Ā
ā³ yourinstagram bc he was jealous and insecureĀ
ā³ bestfriend jealous that youād bump into harry someday, mention you bought his album and heād fall in love with youĀ
ā³ yourinstagram lol talk about delusionalĀ
ā³ bestfriend he just knew your potential
ā³ user1 ššš
yourbrother so YOU are the reason why my daughter is suddenly obsessed?
user5 Omg didnāt know youāre also a harry fan! Whatās your favorite song?
ā³ yourinstagram sign of the times always and forever
May 6, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram just me and my little camera conquering the world ā¤ļø lol no but srsly, i know itās only been a month since i posted my first video on youtube but so far ive had suchhhh a great time working hard to make my dreams come true :ā) i sometimes fear my content isnāt much or isnāt professional enough, so the feedback iāve been getting truly warms my heart and puts a smile on my face! thank you. thank you. thank you.
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yourbrother why are you still living in 2020?Ā
ā³ yourinstagram why are you so annoying?
yourmom Weāre very proud sweetheart x
ā³ yourinstagram wouldnāt have done anything without your support! love you ā¤ļø
user1 your content is AMAZING! the way you bring little stories to each video has me obsessedĀ
ā³ yourinstagram i love telling stories so much!! im happy you enjoy them!Ā
user3 Honestly youāre one of the most creative people Iāve come across lately. The way you approach each topic with so much honesty and tell real life stories while not really including people in your shots is incredible!
ā³ yourinstagram omg thank you so so much! this means the world me!Ā
May 6, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram hiii i just posted a new video on youtube and im really nervous about it lol this is really different from the others + a little longer, but also the most special so far. it includes a very memorable moment we lived as a family just a couple weeks ago so i trulyyyy hope you enjoy it! lmk your thoughts plssss
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user1 i just sent this video to everyone i know. i feel like i say this every time but this one is my favorite yet!! youāre so talented i want to live inside your brain
ā³ yourinstagram hahahha youāre the best thank you sooooo much for your constant support!
bestfriend ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS WAS MY FAVORITE ONE SO FARĀ
bestfriend pls take me to a concert and make a short film of me dancing to my favorite songs too š i beg you!!!!
ā³ yourinstagram letās do it! ed sheeran? beyonce? harry styles?
ā³ bestfriend YES
ā³ yourinstagram yes itās not an answer lol you were supposed to pick oneĀ
user8 ššš youāve outdone yourself with this one!Ā
user4 Youāre so real about this one! My mom LOVES Shania Twain too and the day she saw her live for the first time was exactly like this! She just turned into a fangirl all over again hahaĀ
May 27, 2021 ā¢
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user2 Hey there. Iām so happy youtube just recommended this to me. Iām in love with your content! So creative and touching. Iām definitely going back to binge all your other videos now. I was just wondering, though, is this your real family? Iām only asking because from the way you tell the story it feels so much like watching a movie that it made me wonder if they were actors following a script š
hope you donāt take it the wrong way. Have a good one!
ā³ youryoutube hiii thank you so much for watching and for being so respectful and polite about your comment! š this is my own family, yes! i actually wasnāt planning on filming this, but my brother and i took my mom to see shania twain (whoās like, her favorite artist of all times!) and i woke up inspired to make a little video about it. iām really glad you enjoyed it, and iām actually really flattered by your question, because this was the first time i didnāt script a video at all and was really afraid in the end it wouldnāt come up the way i wanted to. so thank you!!Ā
ā³ user2 Oh, wow! Thanks so much for taking the time to answer me. Thatās really interesting to know. Loved how you managed to capture the emotions without actually exposing anyone. I also enjoyed how this isnāt just a āvlogā, if that makes sense. It truly feels like an actual story with beginning, middle and end (I mean, thereās even some drama in it!). So cheers to you! Canāt wait to see what else youāll come up with in the future.Ā
ā³ youryoutube THANK YOU! oh my goodness thatās exactly what iām always going for :ā) thank you, thank you!!Ā
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yourinstagram hello????? i just woke up to the news that the one and only queen and goddess shania twain watched my video????? and shared it?????? what the hell itās happening?????Ā
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yourbrother thought you were going to expose mom losing it on our gc haha
bestfriend IāM COMING OVER WEāRE FUCKING CELEBRATING
user1 ššš yesssss love to see you getting bigger and bigger!!
user18 omg that video was so cute!! also love your aesthetic
user14 your momās excitement was the sweetest it left me in tearsĀ
harryfan say šāāļø if youāre here because gemma shared her video
ā³ harryfan2 šāāļø
ā³ harryfan3 šāāļø
Jun 1, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram good morning?? is life even real??Ā
last week was sooo insane omg im still over the moon and also so happy reading everyoneās reaction to my momās dream coming true š„ŗ everyoneās just so sweet and kind! thank you!! i wish i could spend the entire day around just chatting and celebrating, but today is a big and busy day for me so wish me luck im really gonna need itĀ
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bestfriend remember there was a time when i used to be the first and only to like your posts? :ā)
user1 good luck!!
user4 Canāt wait for your next video!
user9 I THINK I JUST HEARD YOUR INTERVIEW ON THE RADIO??
ā³ user10 Yesss. I was driving to work and I heard that too haha
ā³ user3 omg what did she talk about?
ā³ user9 ļ¼ user3 they were basically asking about the video/her mom. she explained that it was a really spontaneous thing and that she wasnāt planning on doing more of those but after seeing everyoneās reaction sheās changing her mind. oh, she also mentioned she never expected shania to see her video and that she still doesnāt know how it got to her in the first place!
Jun 8, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram quick life update: got a part-time job. moved to a new apartment. completed my harry styles album collection. went on a date with a cute guy. posted another video.Ā
so far no complaints. 300/10.
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bestfriend canāt believe āwent out for dinner with my best friendā didnāt make the cutĀ
ā³ yourinstagram sorry thatās bts content
user5 Your last video was amazing!! So were the last two before that!! Totally feel like you found yourself in the music fieldĀ
ā³ user1 omg i totally agree! i can totally see this becoming a series or something like this
ā³ yourinstagram ohhhh i love the idea!! :)Ā
harryfan any chance this cute guy was harry styles himself?
ā³ yourinstagram ššš minus 100% chancesĀ
user3 Is this part time job film related maybe?
ā³ yourinstagram i wish :( needed a normal part time job to pay for my dream job actually lol
harryfan2 omg which one of his albums did you get?
ā³ user5 she already has self titled so she mustāve gotten fine line now
June 25, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram sorry i havent been here the past few days but i was busy playing hide and seek with my niblings (i just found out thereās a word for niece + nephew btw. how cool is that?!!)
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harryfan girl tell me why i came here to watch one video and never left? :ā)Ā
ā³ user1 lol same!! sheās great isnāt she?
yourbrother i hope you know youāll be the one buying your goddaughter a ticket for that harry styles boy
ā³ harryfan2 āthat harry styles boyā lol excuse me sir?
ā³ yourinstagram youāre about to get soooooo dragged and all im gonna do is sit here and watch lol
ā³ sisterinlaw Iām sitting here, too!!
user4 your posts always brighten up my day š
July 3, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram i canāt believe there are so many people watching me post stuff like this lol i donāt really know how to behave and i get easily embarrassed so if you donāt mind iāll just pretend we are no more than 5 friends just hanging out okay? thanks!!
btw wanted to share that we took my niece to see ariana grande soā¦ā¦ guess what??? new video will be up tomorrow :D this one is once again a little bit different from the others idk im always trying new things so letās see if it works!!Ā
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cuteguy š
bestfriend when is it going to be my turn? :((
user3 omg canāt wait!!! will we finally get to meet your niece??
ā³ yourinstagram nooo:( i donāt feel comfortable sharing them on the internet. thatās also why youāll see this video is kinda from a parents perspective? idk how to explain with words you gotta watch it to see it haha
ā³ user2 we love a respectful and mindful woman šŖ
harryfan canāt wait for the day you see harry omg i just know that will be the best video ever
ā³ harryfan3 right like so many fandoms have been getting these incredible videos iām so jealous
July 12, 2021 ā¢
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harrystyles LOVE ON TOUR will be going out across the USA this September and I could not be more excited for these shows. I love you all so much. Iām very excited, and I canāt wait to see you. H
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bestfriend ļ¼ yourinstagram š¤
harryfan ļ¼ yourinstagram THIS IS IT DO YOUR THING PLS IāVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
user2 OMG ARE WE FINALLY GETTING A SHORT MOVIE??? SAY YES PLS OMG ļ¼ yourinstagram
user7 i feel like if yn doesnāt take ļ¼ bestfriend to at least one show there will be blood š
ā³ bestfriend ļ¼ yourinstagram see? everyone knows it should happen
ā³ yourinstagram ļ¼ bestfriend STOP WEāRE SO FUCKING DOING THIS
ā³ harryfan AIDHASASJDBAJHAJH IāM SO EXCITD
July 14, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram had a reallyyyyy huge meeting today and i was losing my shit so this really cute guy took me out for a coffee :DĀ
(new videoās up!!! hope you enjoy it!)
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user4 are you guys sharing a piece of cake? stop thatās so sweet :(Ā
user8 omg she has a bf?? but what about harry?? lol
ā³ harryfan7 THATāS WHAT I SAID!! she was supposed to go to his show so he could see her in the crowd and fall in love š©
ā³ harryfan12 lol please harry doesnāt even know who she is. also maybe donāt be disrespectful to the guy sheās actually dating?
ā³ user8 ļ¼ harryfan12 it was just a choke chill out lol
user1 canāt wait for the new video!!! (alsoā¦ important meeting??? š)
July 29, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram i dont think you guys will ever understand how much you watching and spreading the word about my videos has changed my life. it hasnt been even even six months since i started posting on youtube and yet it feels like iāve lived four years so far. thank you soooo much for deciding to join this ride with me!
also, so much is happening rn that i feel like i need to sort some things out and reorganize myself. so thereāll be a new video up tonight, and then iāll be taking a short break before releasing any new content. it wonāt be long, just a couple of weeks that will mostly be used to feed my creativity once again lol (and also to plan and script some exciting new projects!!)Ā
i hope you stay around and wait for me. iāll see you back really soon š
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sisterinlaw š
user1 take all the time we need weāll be here waiting for you!! <3
user3 you deserve all this sooo much!!
harryfan7 i see you molly š
ā³ harryfan11 no bc how are you even a harry fan and donāt absolutely freak out when harryās creative director likes your post??
ā³ harryfan8 also his manager following her??? i mean what are the chances of being just a coincidence?Ā
bestfriend i love youuu and iām so freaking proud of you š
user4 Iāll miss your content because it always puts a smile on my face, but I totally understand and canāt wait to see whatās next!
Aug 13, 2021 ā¢
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yourinstagram soā¦ā¦. i kinda quit my part time job to start this other full time job? which is now finally related to something i truly love?? š
oh god!! i dont even know what to say. all i know is that im about to start the craziest adventure of my life and even tho im about to board the plane i still cant believe it is ACTUALLY happening. again, thank you so much for spreading the word about my videos and for being so kind about them. thank you for deciding i was worth your time every week. im only here right now bc you gave me the chance in the first place so thank you thank you thank you!Ā
iāll share more details as soon as i can (and when iām sure i wont jinx it lol) but for now, THANK YOU!
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cuteguy have fun, call me when you land š
harryfan youāre going to the LOT and nobody can convince me otherwise!!
ā³ user4 why wouldnāt she just say it, tho?
ā³ harryfan idk she normally never shares sheās going to a show anyway she just posts the video later š¤·Ā
harryfan8 the fact that molly and jeff followed her and now molly likes all of her posts canāt be random. also she quitting her job and traveling the same day so many from harryās crew are traveling?Ā
ā³ harryfan2 AND GEMMA LIKING THIS POST? WHY IS PEOPLE SILENT ABOUT THIS?????
harryfan7 gemma liked this post but she doesnāt even follow her???
bestfriend i miss you already canāt wait to visit you!!
user1 im so excited whatever it is you deserve it so much!!!!
Aug 25, 2021 ā¢
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PART 2: LAS VEGAS
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Iām not hopeful people will read and enjoy this, but if you happen to do so pls let me know? :( thanks!!
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hi !! m not sure if u take rqs but if u do ,, do u mind writing the first years x a rllyyy short reader? any gender is fine !! <3
i didnāt expect you to be so tiny
synopsis: the first years with a.. really short prefect.
gn!yuu
ACE TRAPPOLA
this guy is average (i suppose) height, so heād probably laugh right in your face about your height.
āHAHA bro how are you that tinyššā coded
you, as a member of the short community, want to do nothing more than yank his hair.
smh.
if you needed to grab something from a shelf taller than you (most shelves in NRC), heād probably watch you struggle for a hot minute and then laugh at you ā only after that routine is he willing to help you out.
āloud sigh, fineeee, since you need my help so bad, i GUESS iāll help you outā, he says.
though with his reaction, you think youād much rather have just climbed onto a chair and done it yourself.
you are sick and TIRED.
DEUCE SPADE
heās not as.. assholey about it as ace, but you can definitely tell heās aware of your shortness.
the moment you stand in front of a shelf that is, in fact, taller than you ā heās already behind you and has the item you needed in his hands, smiling warmly.
you died.
he carries stuff for you because apparently, āyou might not be able to carry it! because youāre, well..ā
you appreciate it, of course, but ā
ā you can carry a single grocery bag, okay?
he underestimates you quite a bit because of your height, which is most of the time annoying, but itās funny sometimes.
JACK HOWL
heās like 6ā3ā what the fuck. and considering youāre.. cough cough really short, itād probably be funny seeing you two standing next to eachother.
the contrast would probably bewilder some people, add-in the fact heās really muscular and then itād even be creepy to some.
like deuce, heād probably underestimate you to some extent because of your.. rather diminutive height.
heād have to look straight down to see you, and youād have to crane your neck up to see him, which is honestly sad.
he doesnāt seem like heād be hard to deal with, though.
heād just sort of, not really mention the difference.
EPEL FELMIER
short people solidarity WOO!!!
heād be shaking, crying, shitting, literally all the bodily functions, when he first meets you.
thereās someone in the school who is shorter than him!!
heād be helping you grab things from shelves, resting his arm on your shoulder or head, and other things.
literally anything to validate himself in the fact he is taller than someone his age.
heād tease you for being short, but if anyone full-on bullied you about it, heād beat them up.
lmao.
the day you wear heels that make you taller than him is the day of his downfall.
SEBEK ZIGVOLT
okay, we have to remember what he grew up being taught, alright?
this man is a KNIGHT. bro is CHIVALROUS.
regardless of your height, heād be helping you carry and grab stuff.
but when youāre shortā and much shorter than himā, his, uh, coddling is amped up a bit.
āas a knight, i must protect you! especially because you are so harmless!ā
you, who literally survived through multiple overblots: š§.
itās sweet, though.
the effort is definitely there!Ā
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