#houswives

[femininedating]

Fear focused feminist always get mad when I say,

“You should be able to depend on the man you’re dating financially.”

Depending on him doesn’t mean you’re broke. It means you depend on him to provide the basic necessities of life. Like the bills, groceries, transportation.

A woman’s money is HER money. She can Save it, Invest it, Start a business. Or save his.

Even without working a woman should be able to depend on a man to fund her savings & investments for her. (Like after a woman has just given birth and stays home for awhile) A smart woman knows to build real wealth in this dynamic.

Depending on a man doesn’t mean to be uninvolved with the marital finances for 20 years and end up broke after a divorce. Be smart. Build wealth.

And income ≠ wealth. (Which is why so many high earning 'independent' women are still broke)

[succubusjuice]

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[vodkacheesefries]

This is hyper specific but my sister is watching real housewives of SLC and the really angry exmo inside my brain is popping out but the ONLY REASON Lisa Barlow, who is on TV breaking every single rule in Mormonism to have ever existed, is allowed to continue being Mormon and hasn't been excommunicated like Heather Gay is because Lisa has money and they don't want to lose it

[fremdwortlexikon]

Oh no, they popped out again ...

[falllpoutboy]

cara and laurel have been arguing since 2011 LMFAOOO

[imbadatusernames666]

every time i watch the real housewives i become temporarily evil and get sucked into the vortex until suddenly i come to and a week has passed then i have to atone by rewatching the worst episodes of supernatural

[venusflytrapm]

Katsuki’s sleeping, and his head is on your shoulder. The TV is rumbling lowly in the background, but you’re not paying attention to it—you’re looking at the fluffy blond boy sitting next to you. His lips art parted and he’s breathing a bit heavier. You can tell he’s slightly congested by the way he’s snoring. And you can’t bring yourself to wake him, even though it’s early in your evening and you’ve been waiting all day to see him and talk to him again. You wouldn’t want to disrupt the sleep of a hardworking pro.

But now you’re getting the urge to sneeze. And you’re trying with all your might to push the tickle of your nose away. 

You’re sniffling and blinking, glancing at the TV then your boyfriend then your arm in which said boyfriend is sleeping on. Great. 

It’s too late now, your eyes are shutting and your tongue is hitting the roof of your mouth as you let out the ugliest sneeze you could ever muster. You even surprised yourself with how loud you sneezed, but you’ve never been a girly sneezer. 

Before you can even open your eyes, Katsuki’s jolted awake and hes sitting up like he’s been up this whole time. The sight makes you feel bad. 

“Kats- Babe, I’m so sorry.” You say truthfully, but you want to laugh. You know you scared him. 

His brows are furrowed beautifully, sleep swollen lips and–despite trying to look and act aware–he has the fog of slumber still on his face. He’s gorgeous. 

“Y’tryna give me a heart attack?” He mumbles, his voice groggy with sleep. And even though he’s joking, the sentence still weighs heavy on your heart. 

You’re shaking your head at his words, resting your hand on his shoulder reassuringly. “I would never do that to you.” 

He gives you a tired smile and nods. “I know,” He glances over at the TV. “You’re still watchin’ this shit?” He laughs, and it’s more booming than the disjointed way he was talking earlier but still heavy with the remnants of sleep. 

“Didn’t know Real Houswives of Dubai was shit but I guess I can turn it off now.” You’re sighing dramatically, swooning if you may, as you reach over to the remote on the coffee table. 

But he grabs your hand and just pulls you into his big burly arms. “No, keep it on.” He’s still smiling, watching the TV now. 

You think he likes your shows. But maybe it isn’t the shows he likes that make him enjoy them; it's spending time with you that does.

[anawkwardlady]

I can't believe people were defending Bree over Andrew for what she did to him because he did some fucked up shit, friend, who raised that child????

Saw discourse about Desperate Houswives and was ranting about it until it hit me that I apparently always had smth going on with abusive moms.........

[waxworkdaughter]

Not super loving the push to get "60s housewives" out of the fandom history narrative around Spirk. Sure, maybe secretaries in the 70s had access to the mimeograph machines. But with the amount the ~fandom discoursers have been yelling "women over 25 get out of fandom and go watch your kids and cook your husband's dinner" for the last several years to anyone they feel is too old and too female to have 'blorbos' and is somehow automatically predatory for writing fic, I don't think embracing the narrative that "houswives'" interests are pointless and meaningless and don't even have a historical place in fandom," that's accidentally happening is great because it's easy to tip that right into "and shouldn't be allowed a place in fandom now."

the opinions of women who are employed matter, including in fandom, the opinions of women who are unemployed (yeah, I'm one of the uselessly unemployed disabled people, so I do have a horse in the race, if you want to discredit me) matter too. Including "housewives" -- i'm not one, and if you are, I support you, but many, many people over 25 that aren't housewives either find that's what they get assigned in the discourse when they're over 25, or g-d forbid over 30, and a woman (or presumed to be a woman) in fandom.

So cutting "housewives" out of the fandom narrative doesn't seem like a good and progressive thing, overall.

[im-yn-suckers]

Hi! I saw your post about Enha with a Latina reader and I was wondering if you could do one with an American reader if possible? Thank you if you do!!

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ bf!enha x american!gf!reader ·͙̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥̩̩̥͙✩warnings; kissing, food, mention of thongs, very minor cursing. not proofread!!✩̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥̩̩͙‧͙ ⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊ mia says; oh em gee suys i posted !!american go crazyyy im american yall fr⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊

⁺₊heeseung

he loves going to basketball games with you. and like he WILL buy you tickets to go see the lakers

hes not the biggest fan of rollercoasters but hell go on one w u !!

you wear an "american aesthetic" outfit but its really js mary janes w frilly socks, a skirt n crop top (is pinterest stereotypical guy ??)

⁺₊jay

american gf and american bf>???? he will take you to cinnabon on dates while in seattle and would love going to new york to see the empire state building, going to florida for disney, dc, chicago, cali etc.

one time while in cali, you were eating in n out and you fell in love all over again bc hes just so pretty eating a burger in the car watching the sunrise.

'babe, since we're in chicago, wanna take the cta?? it might be fun'(had to inlcude my home) it WAS NOT. some crackhead got on the bus and started cursing

⁺₊jake

'are you patriotic' 'HELL YES I AM' with a custom made american flag w you on it (like the chaewon one)

'babe, these are thongs' 'THOSE ARE FLIP FLOPS JAKE' 'then whagts a thong??' 'um. what do aussies say?? oh!! bum floss' "THATS A THONG???' yes babe that what it is

will watch baseball games w u ^^ (pt1)

⁺₊sunghoon

listens to lana del ray w u

'jolly ranchers?? never had em" and will get a headache for eating five back to back

'wait targets are real??" yes baby boy, they are

⁺₊sunoo

apparently apple pie is american (??) so hed for sure love it !!

omg babe, please take im to baskin robbins please. and let him get mint choc ice cream

'tipping?? tf, no' he WILL roll his eyes. if you have seent hat one clip where him and jay were shopping somewhere, they bought smth and needed change. jay walked away w/o the change and sunoo waited ToT

⁺₊jungwon

'baby, look at that huge bird!!!' 'the bald eagle??' 'it doesnt look very bald to me :(' 'no wonnie, its called a bald eagle' 'but why, it has feathers??'

so apparently having cookouts is an american thing (?? pt2) and wonnie would have so much fun !!

'baby i want it!!!' 'an american girl doll??" "yea!!'' wonnie :(

⁺₊niki

watches baseball games w u (pt 2) and basketball games (pt 2) w matching jordans and jerseys. hed also buy lakers tickets ^^

will watch the real houswives of dallas bc why not

'are you patriotic' 'HELL YES I AM' with a custom made american flag w you on it part 83 never shuts up abt you bc he loves america (source:weverse)

[licncourt]

are you catholic?

Nooo I just enjoy it as kind of a spectator sport !! I love when there's Vatican drama in the news I eat that shit up like it's professional sports or a real houswives franchise

[artofmissdemeanor]

Continuation of my fan cast for bad parents this time. Here is my concept though: Real Housewives edition. Why? A) I’m saving Jawbone for the Fantasy Teachers B) I love Izzy Rowland who is a known Housewives fan I would do anything to make her happy.

Hallariel Seacaster

Izzy of course! The drama, the shade, the wine she could bring to the role. How I believe that women Gilear so much, if she’d marry him he’d take her name and I don’t mean like her maiden name, mean Gilear is Mr. Hallariel SEACASTER now.

Sandra Lynn Faeth

Listen. Anjali Bhimani. It’s giving Fy’ra Mom Au. It’s giving Complicated Women Podcast. If there something that Anjali can do then it is a flawed and broken woman with a heart of hold.

Sklonda Gukgag

Laura Bailey my beloved. She has the range from little creatura to stone cold badass. She can do it all.

Wilma Thistlespring

If you want the bad parents polycule to be started you need the non-binary menace that isErika Ishii to do it.you need the one who made it a mission to fictionally kiss everyone on critical role. Also I’d believe she had so much fun in this role.

Gilear

Gilear is the housewife of Hallariel as is Brennan to Izzy.

But who is the Dm?

Aabria as DM

Just because I love her and she would go so extra with a Houswives Campaign… And I love her.

[theehorsepusssy]

Is it a Hominy Korrine?

Is it one of the Real Houswives?

Is it Saturday Night Live skit?

Why is it stuck in my head?

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

instead of doing my assignments, I've watched Desperate Houswives and played stsrdew valley. we will blame this on me being anxious about the election and NOT the fact that I'm lazy 🙂‍↕️

[princess-of-the-corner]

Bro Rei's parents would be having a bad time. Let's see. First not only did Enji 'trick' them by hiding his mutation quirked aspects, all of the possible children are in relationships with those of the same gender, one even having multiple partners, two of them are dating mutation quirked people, and Natsuo, who in their eyes, is the best possible candidate to influence (manipulate) literally laughed in their faces when they asked if he had any plans for a wife in the future. Their plans really went down in flames.

Oh Rei's parents are SO mad about so many things.

For a long time they don't even know about the Mutation Aspect. Though Enji publicly has no issue with Mutation Quirks, he doesn't really talk about his own experiences (Though he's faced some discrimination from people who knew/people who saw him with his dad, his mutations are so minor that it barely counts and he can pass as he doesn't have them so it feels weird to discuss when compared to someone like Kaito who is very obviously a Mutation-Type)

So I have bits and pieces of things written in Road to Hell and like. They kinda throw Rei at him without thought for what kind of person he is because of the Status he has. He's the #2 Hero. Only way he could be 'better' is if he's All Might. And also Rei was 'ruining her chances' by exerting what little agency she had and 'scaring off potential suitors'. So they also do something silly like letting Enji and Rei live together before the wedding.

Then the wedding is a 'red flag' to them because the best man is a Mutation Type.

Then they disappear for like a year and Rei's fine with that because she kinda wants to cut them off because she's realized they're kinda toxic but hesitates out of 'they're still my parents' and also while Enji is a lot better in comparison and encouraging to her, she's also still working on believing that.

Then they show up a little bit after Toya is born. They show up completely unannounced btw Enji is off at work and Rei is home alone with a two-month-old. And this is the next 'red flag ' as far as they're concerned because why is Rei actually like. Doing things? Why is she taking care of the child directly instead of handing him over to a rotating list of nannies and going on vacation? They're not poor why is he making her do things?!

After this Rei and Enji make a more active decision to cut them off. (Rei is hesitant because 'they're your parents!', Enji doesn't want to force her, but both agree that they don't want them influencing the children).

At this point, they're upset because to them? Enji is backing out of the 'Deal'. They gave him Rei, and now he's supposed to give them public and financial support like a good son-in-law should! That was the whole point of this! The entire reason Rei exists was to be part of a Deal to further the Family's interests! How dare he back out?!

But one can be patient. After all, you can still get something out of the children. You just.... need to get them away. So they need to wait until the kids are old enough to be able to get away from Enji to listen.

Toya is option one. Though they hesitate because he wants to be a Hero and thanks to Enji they know Heroes can be a bit too stubborn. Doesn't stop them from trying. From sending a letter all 'sympathetic' and 'oh we're just loviing grandparents who want to meet our grnadkid that was kept from us!'. Toya 'dies' before they get too far. When he comes back, he has those nasty little additions. But with the reveal that someone like AfO exists, well. How dare that villain 'infect' their precious grandbaby with a Mutation?

Fuyumi is the next target. They find it silly how she thinks she can have a 'career'! That's not what a woman does! Women are eiher houswives or trophy wives, depending on your socieoeconomic class! No woman works because she wants to! Just because she's only found failures of men who can't take care of her! They try to contact Fuyumi but she ignores them. She may not know the whole thing, but she believes Enji and Rei are good people so if they cut off contact it's for good reason.

Natsuo is a bit more easy to convince. Due to the bad shit happening and miscommunications, he could totally believe that the grandparents he has no info about are decent people, but Enji was just a controlling bastard that he kept Rei and the kids away from them. He'd figure out eventually that they're not, but that'll be later down the line.

Thankfully Shoto fully dodges a chunk of this because by the time he's a legal adult, the family has had several conversations clearing things up so he Knows Better™ when a letter comes for him.

Swinging back to Rei: Her family is one of the many reasons she and Enji stay married instead of getting a divorce. Given her mental health issues, it'd be easy for her parents to get her deemed mentally unfit to take care of herself and in need of a caretaker. All custody of her and power of attorney and all that could easily go to them as her parents. But being legally married to Enji, even if Rei is deemed unfit to take care of herself, all power would go to her husband by default instead. And even at their worst, Rei trusts Enji more than she trusts her parents.

[ginger-grimm]

Ten facts about my beloved strange girl Minty? 💜

Thank you, @rose-of-oz! Also going to tag @dancingsunflowers-ocs and Minty's biggest fan @ginevranights!

Minty has the tea of the month box thing going on, except she's the one who distributes tea to her friends every month.

She often sits under the bleachers with Dude and smokes when she feels overwhelmed by people.

She has a white cat named Wonder; she's a ragdoll cat given to her by her little brother Albert, who found it wandering the streets.

Minty's favorite treat when she gets the munchies are usually buiscits or tea cakes.

Her favorite flavor for anything is strawberry.

Minty will be the queen of Auradon.

She loves to read fantasy romances and also cozy books.

She used to love anything mint-flavored as a child, which is where she got her nickname from.

She reads tarot.

Minty has had a crush on Ben since before she started attending Auradon Prep, having seen him in news articles and on The Real Houswives of Auradon before going there.