#house of villains au

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

[yuutaguro]

tell me im a bad man 🪓

[eskititgay]

binghe wasting his rizz on shen yuan. tsk tsk

[lunarharp]

..polly pocket au.. (<- a type of doll.)

[captainkirkk]

I'm deep in House MD hyperfixation and mentally spinning through AU ideas

Concept: Supervillain/ anti hero House whose wanted by most intelligence agencies in the world but is also besties with famous and beloved superhero Wilson

[of-pride-and-pestiferous-pathos]

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[aamputation]

everyone's favorite starving author: Shang Qinghua! this is related to my Shen Yuan art and the Benevolent System AU!

as I've said in my previously posted cumplane art, i have always loved the idea of big, burly SQH who the bad habit of trying to make himself smaller and unassuming. Since An Ding is the Logistics Peak, they do a lot of the heavy lifting and they're also responsible for the supply runs on the battlefield--bro has to be ripped. But of course they're reluctant muscles lmao. Pre-Transmigration Qinghua was also big, but softer and lacking much of the musculature Transmigrated!Qinghua has.

PreTransmigration!SQH wasn't very fashionable, and didn't spend much time outdoors. When he did leave his shoebox apartment, it was to go to the local internet cafe to get some work done on PIDW in a different environment. PostTransmigration!SQH has the same insomnia issues, and still has freckles, although to a lesser degree.

SQH cultivated differently than OG!SQH did, gaining him a very different skillset, focusing on Talisman Arts, Formation/Array Arts, Literary Arts, and by necessity (in secret), the Gu Arts. He also accidentally became remarkably adept with Body Cultivation, strengthening his physical frame beyond normal resilience limits.

OG!SQH's canon sword was never named, so when Transmigrated!SQH went to Wan Jian to pull his sword, he pulled one that suited him rather than the OG!SQH's character--a soft sword, flexible enough for him to wrap around his waist and hide under his belt if needed.

Wú Nài Zhé Zhǐ 无奈折纸 — Helplessly Folded Paper

This sword’s true power lies not in its physical strength, but in its ability to adapt and survive. In moments of despair or helplessness, the sword reflects SQH’s inner turmoil, becoming almost flimsy and useless. But, when he is forced into action or when his wit is called upon, Helplessly Folded Paper can unfold into a devastating weapon of subtle precision. The sword appears fragile at first glance—thin, delicate, and almost weightless—however, this fragility is deceiving. When wielded with the proper intent, it can pierce through the strongest armor, like the sharpness of a single, precise fold targeting weak points. While the sword is seemingly fragile, it possesses a hidden resilience. Whenever SQH is cornered, the sword’s true nature awakens: it becomes unbreakable for a short period, absorbing blows that would shatter ordinary weapons. These abilities are tied to SQH’s inner strength; the more he believes in his own ability to escape his problems, the more durable the sword becomes. Just as SQH is often caught between self-deprecation and moments of brilliance, Helplessly Folded Paper reflects his nature. It can seem completely useless when he’s in a state of despair, yet when he embraces his own cleverness and resourcefulness, it becomes a formidable weapon. The sword is a representation of SQH’s inner contradictions—fragile yet strong, comical yet dangerous. It’s a symbol of how something as ordinary as a piece of paper can contain immense power when folded with care and purpose, much like how SQH’s mind, often underestimated by others, hides untapped potential.

SQH is most remarkably talented in the talisman arts, able to subtly modify even the most complex talismans to gain more use out of them. He prefers to keep his skill on the down low, using his talents to make his daily life easier.

[greeniegaes]

Modern YueYuan where Shen Yuan is very much chill with spending Qi-Ge’s money

[enhaflixer]

sjy - Chasing Ghosts - TEASER

a Criminal!Jake x Detective!Reader SEXY crime thriller

NOW POSTED HEREEEE!

🔹 SYNOPSIS: You spent years chasing Specter, the most elusive criminal the force has ever encountered. But every near miss, every failed case, every lead that went cold—it was never just bad luck. It was orchestrated. Because the real traitor wasn’t the man you were hunting. It was the one standing right beside you. 

🔹 WC: ~14.7K (full-length fic, completed)

🔹 TAGS: crime thriller, enemies to reluctant allies to lovers, morally gray!Jake, found family, betrayal & redemption, slow burn to inferno, high stakes, forced proximity, heavy angst with a soft landing, house on the hill trope, HEA, High stakes

🔹 RELEASE DATE: WHNV YALL WANT AYYYYYY

🔹 WARNINGS: violence, corruption, deception, heavy themes of betrayal & loss, morally ambiguous decisions, explicit language, slow descent into trust issues hell, eventual comfort but only after suffering, guns, sexual content MDNI, f! receiving.

🔹 TAGLIST: OPEN!

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⏳ Somewhere in the city, a chase was already in motion. But here, it was just the two of you—waiting for who would make the first move.

The lounge was dimly lit, the golden glow from the overhead chandeliers casting deep shadows against the walls. The air was thick with the scent of whiskey and expensive perfume, a low hum of conversation filling the space as people slipped into quiet corners, murmuring over half-finished drinks.

But none of that mattered.

Because across the room, he was watching you.

Jake sat casually at the bar, one arm draped along the back of the leather stool, a glass of something dark and amber in front of him. He looked too at ease, the kind of effortless calm that came with knowing exactly how much control you had over a situation.

And right now?

He had all of it.

Your fingers curled around your own glass, untouched. You weren’t supposed to be here. This wasn’t part of the mission. You should have already been gone, moving onto the next lead, following the trail of evidence that was supposed to bring you closer to Specter.

But for some reason, you weren’t leaving.

For some reason, you were still here.

A slow smirk tugged at the corner of Jake’s lips, and before you could second-guess yourself, he lifted his glass in a silent toast.

Cocky bastard.

Your grip tightened slightly. You had been chasing him for so long that it was unnatural to see him like this. Not a shadow slipping through alleyways, not a whisper at the scene of a crime.

Here, he wasn’t a ghost.

Here, he was just a man.

And that was dangerous.

Jake tilted his head slightly, an unspoken challenge lingering in his gaze. You’re already here. You might as well come say hello.

Your body moved before your brain could catch up, legs carrying you across the lounge with a steady confidence that didn’t match the pulse pounding in your throat. Every step felt deliberate, like walking across a tightrope with no safety net beneath you.

By the time you reached him, Jake was already setting his drink down, his smirk widening just slightly.

"Didn’t think you’d actually come," he mused, his voice smooth, easy—too familiar, like you had known him for years instead of knowing him as the man you were supposed to arrest.

Your nails dug into the palm of your hand. "I thought I’d see what kind of lies you’d tell me to my face."

Jake chuckled, shaking his head slightly as he reached for his glass again. "Lies? No, sweetheart." He leaned in slightly, lowering his voice just enough that it sent something sharp down your spine. "I only ever tell you the truth."

Liar.

And yet—

You stayed.

The city outside pulsed with movement, a chase still happening somewhere beneath the skyline. But here, in the quiet hum of the lounge, in the space between words neither of you were saying—

It was just the two of you.

Waiting.

Watching.

Seeing who would make the first move.

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[rarepears]

Post-SVSSS AU where SY is enjoying himself teaching his students and spoiling his husband(s) when suddenly his little sister shows up in the bamboo house! SY panics in typical Cucumber fashion and his little sister gets to meet her new brother(s)-in-law.

Shen Yuan: how the fUCK do I explain the sudden appearance of my sister Shen Yuan: Husband, the stork visited and brought us a child to raise. Luo Binghe: A DAUGHTER! 😍 WITH MY SHIZUN! 😍 

Sometimes Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe collectively only have a braincell between them. This is one of those moments.

[fyreflakes]

Random thingy that appeared in my brain O.o

Okayokay so like there's Badsansurary right? Ya draw Bad sanses for all of janurary, it's a fun little monthly challenge thngy, etc etc blah blah blah-

Is there one for Star sanses???? I've def seen like a few challenges involving INk but I don't know if I've seen like a challenge that involves the three babby boys before :/

Like is there Starmarch???

Or Starpril????

Why about Auguststars????

IS IT A THING-

if it's not, I might just make aprompt list for next month involving the star boys X,D

FOR FUN :D

[jeweled-blue-eyes]

imagine if the Eckarts lived in a decaying mansion like in a gothic horror novel. The house looks picturesque from afar, but from the inside it's rotten and the rot spreads where Ivonne's room begins. Her memory poisons their family from inside out, just like the wallpaper dyed with Scheele's Green could poison the house's occupants slowly by releasing poison dust into the air. Duke Eckart had expressly forbidden his servants from moving any of Ivonne's belongings, as if at any given moment Ivonne could walk into her room from the town's festival where she went missing six years ago and break out in tears upon noticing that her beloved teddy bear were not sitting at the windowsill where she had left him. In summer she had left the window open when she had sneaked out with her brothers. They left it open in autumn too and also in winter. It rains inside, it snows inside but Ivonne is never found inside her room again.

What if Ivonne's room had been given to the "fake" before Penelope's room was made ready for her, until it was taken away from her early when Penelope had thrown one of Ivonne's treasured porcelain dolls against the shelf and broken it as she screamed like a madwoman claiming the room was haunted, when really she had seen hallucinations caused by the poison in the walls, the mold in the furniture and the carbon monoxide in the air? The Eckarts' refusal to move on from her death traps the occupants of the house in the past and is turning their home into a living corpse. They treated Ivonne's room like a shrine when it actually became the place of the imprisonment of the ghost of her twelve year old self that has begun haunting its foolish replacement.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Horror House Reacts... to Zoo Animals!

.I've been watching Robert Irwin and Dave Salmoni take wild animals onto the Jimmy Shows and scare the Jimmy's and various other guest stars sOooooo... I had to make this XD

Plot: We are gonna hand each horror Villains a dangerous animal and see how they handle it. Warnings: Swearing. No actual mention of meerkats despite the gif.

Audrey II: A European Brown Hare.

Audrey II, staring at this hare stood up on its hind legs giving them the Eye: ... that is one ugly bunny rabbit. Y/N: AUDREY TWO!!- Audrey II: wh- AM I WRONG?-

Audrey II has no fear, they're a plant from outer space. He also doesn't particularly care for animals though, since its pretty globally accepted that animals are allowed to eat plants when they're peckish... and understandably, they are not having that. Not in this green house XD Nu uh, no siree, nope nope nope, the hare is gonna get eaten first if he even looks at Audrey II wrong.

Billy Loomis: An Emperor Scorpion.

Y/N: Close your eyes and put out your hands. Billy: ... *sigh* *does as he's told as to not be called a coward* Y/N: *Places the scorpion in Billy's cupped hands* Open them! ^^ This is Phil, he's very chill. Please don't drop him. Billy: ... heheh, can I keep this?? Y/N: ?? What??? No, you cant keep Phil- Billy: I wanna leave him in Stu's bed. Y/N: DEFINITELY not-

Billy, is... *sigh*, a teenage boy.

Bubba Sawyer: A Red Kangaroo.

Bubba: *Very cautious, looking at this jacked foreign creature. He's never seen anything like this, he lives in buttfuck nowhere Texas with no tv.* Y/N: Here, Bubba. *hands Bubba a bouquet of gum leaves* Offer her these. Bubba: *Unsure, but approaches the weird pocketed creature and offers out the branches... Quickly calms down when the kangaroo starts simply munching on the leaves* Y/N: See? ^^ Bubba: *Already petting the kangaroo. Wants to take her home and keep her safe and pet her and give her leaves forever.*

Bubba does not love casually 😅😅😅 Once he's warmed up to someone, that person is his family and he wants to keep them safe. My suggestion?? Sneak the kangaroo back to the zoo in the dead of night while Bubba's asleep. (or call Drayton. He certainly don't want no goddamn kangaroo in his house)

Carrie White: A Boa Constrictor.

Carrie: Um, is this safe?? *Eyeing the snake's head closely as you place her gently over her shoulders* ... Y/N: Oh yeah, don't worry, this one's a sweetheart ^^ Carrie: Okay... *snake raises her head and looks around very peacefully, just surveying the room* Oh, she's sweet!... Y/N: She seems very comfortable with you! Carrie: ! Really??

Carrie was apprehensive at first, but when she realises that the boa is not feeling threatened (or hungry), she relaxes and spends quite a while with the snake in her arms! ^^ She's disappointed when she has to say goodbye ):

Chucky Lee Ray: An Eastern Canadian Moose.

Chucky: *staring up at this giant fucking creature, clearly ready to run at any second if the thing makes an unpleasant move* ... You have gotta be fucken kidding me. Y/N: Nope. This is Jessica-Mae! She's from Canada, and she's really nice. I think she'll let you sit on her back, if you wan- Chucky: No I don't wanna sit on Jessica-Mae's back actually Y/N, Jessica-Mae is a fucken monster- Y/N: c h u c k y

Chucky has a... healthy cautiousness when it comes to wild animals XD He does like tarantulas, though.

Freddy Krueger: A West African Lion.

Y/N: Okay so for this one, um, I'm uh... yeah I'm gonna step out. Freddy: ... wait. Wait wait wait. Why are you- *You close the door one side of the room and as soon as the lock clicks into place, the lion prowls in on the other side* Freddy: Oh. Freddy, hands out like 'i mean no harm': ... nice kitty Freddy: ... um. I saw the lion king. It was... a great piece of cinema; your people should be proud. Freddy: ... please don't eat me, you giant son of a bitch.

Freddy was SO EXCITED to meet an animal, but now he's got some concerns about those teeth and his privates.

Jason Voorhees: A Ussuri Grizzly Bear.

Bear: ... *Staring down Jason* Jason: ... *Staring down Bear* Bear and Jason: *Staring each other down* Y/N: ... *Wondering if you should do something* Jason: *Suddenly walks over and gives the bear neck scritches*

... this is a giant toothy puppy to Jason XD Jason loves wildlife, they were his friends growing up in the woods! ^^ And he knows how to keep them calm, so he's very good with them. He hangs out with the bear until its time to go outside, then Jason follows him outside and hangs with him out there ^^

Jennifer Check: A White Rhinoceros.

Jennifer, as soon as Grizelda the rhino steps in: -oh jesus fucking christ. Jennifer: You're fat. Y/N: Oy! Jennifer: What??? She's meant to be, right?? 🙄 G o d... look who's animal-cist. Jennifer: ... can I feed the fat bitch?

The fact that this is an animal does not change a thing about the way Jennifer talks to her XD She is so fascinated, though, and wants to feed Grizelda, pet Grizelda, ask many many questions about Grizelda... she loves her.

Jerry Dandridge: A Perentie Monitor Lizard (Goanna).

Y/N, helping goanna onto Jerry's lap: Now, be careful with Sandy, he can be kinda easily startled and then his claws will cut into your skin, and- Jerry: *Getting along great with the Sandy, Sandy is in the best mood you have ever seen him in; purring.* Y/N: ... Y/N: ... wtf, how?! Sandy's usually so grumpy!- Jerry: Oh I guess we just have a connection~

Jerry and reptiles get along great, they're cold blooded and he... is always cold. He has no blood. He's a vampire XD Try giving him a puppy, though, and watch that puppy leap away from him and growl like a possessed thing (Jerry gets so frowny about it XD).

Michael Myers: A Bengal Tiger.

Michael: *Stock still, actually considering running for the first time in 50 decades* Tiger: ... *yawns* *prowls over to Michael and lays on top of his feet, promptly falling asleep* Y/N: ... um. Well, I think she likes you?? Michael: *Does not move an inch for 3 hours while the tiger naps, staring at it*

Michael, just like cats... is a bitch. They basically adopt him into their family as their big dumb weirdo child (Yes, even the big terrifying ones) and there is not a thing grumpy old Myers can do about it XD

Pamela Voorhees: A Silver Fox.

Pam: *Loves the fox. Sitting in her chair and leaning down to give it treats. Cooing at her.* Y/N: You're so good with her! ^^ Pam: ~Stay away from my son, dear, and I wont have to sick her on you~ Y/N: ... D: What?

Pamela and a sharp toothed creature is a dangerous combination. Stay away from her son.

Patrick Bateman: An African Savanna Elephant.

Patrick: *A too-big smile glued to his face as he strokes the dirty wrinkly elephant* This is... this is fun... Y/N: I knew you'd like her! ^^ Anna is so sweet, and gentle, and quiet, so- Patrick: -You cant tell when I'm fucken lying through my t e e t h!?

Patrick doesn't like any animals, they're wild and filthy and break irreplaceable things he spent hard-earned money on to be unique, but he will force a pleasant face because that is what he does

Pennywise: A Mountain Zebra.

*i was tempted to do a turtle but... seemed too obvious XD Still unsure i made the right call*

Penny: Heheheheh, whats black, white and- Y/N: Don't do it. I swear. Dont do it. Penny: Okay okay okay, I'll be serious. Hey, why do zebras have stripes? Y/N: Oh, well they developed stripes because- Penny: Because they didn't want to be Spotted!

Penny c a n n o t s t o p m a k i n g z e b r a j o k e s. Otherwise, he's pretty good with the zebra. No problems ^^

Stu Macher: A Somali Ostrich.

Stu: Heheh... Y/N, these things don't bite, do they?? Y/N: Oh they totally do. *Hands Stu the leash* Anything with a mouth bites. Stu, levelling his gaze with the giant flightless bird: ... I will bite you back.

Stu is a little chicken, but he's also really curious!! XDD So sure, he'll hang onto the leash and feed the monster bird!! But he will absolutely crouch down and cover his head if the ostrich starts fluttering his wings. And don't you dare leave him XD

Tiffany Valentine: Baby Nile Crocodiles.

Tiff: Chucky!! We have new children now!! Chucky: THE FUCK WE DO- Y/N: N- no... you cant keep them actually... Tiff, ignoring you and Chucky: The kids are gonna love these ^^ Come on, sweethearts, into the sack, single file now- hey, Trudy, no biting your brother-

Tiffany is in love XD And you know how one-track-minded she can be when she's in love XD

[starlightwoofwoof]

OH OH OH I have have an idea for how Streber gets akumatized!!

Maybe it could involve an argument with his friends? Like they're trying to help him, but Streber's usual stubbornness mixed with the Lingering Trauma causes him to lash out instead and storm off

Tbh when I saw that art of Count Bloodsucker attacking Ethan I had the idea of him attacking all his friends and turning them into his servants, y'know, just like a real vampire! (ba-dum tiss)

So then it's like a horror movie where the HH gang is getting hunted down one by one, and they're trying not to die as Gregor's trying to find and stop Count Bloodsucker before he hurts anyone else

OOOOOOOOO

okay this sounds interesting I honestly really like this idea, I know I already have some ‘argument’ backstories but hey, another one wouldn’t hurt lol

let’snottalkabouthowgoofythatsecondoneisum- but ye (the akuma is going towards his cape from across the room lol)

I also haven’t thought about Count turning his victims his own servants- I was originally just gonna have them, like, bleeding out to die there, but this is cooler :D

here’s a little demonstration I thought of for that, featuring this kind gentleman ✨ (idk where the rips came from lol)

gosh the whole ‘horror movie’ thing is so cool too- THIS IS MAKING ME EVEN MORE EXCITED TO WRITE HIS CHAPTER JEKNWJEHEENNEUEKWMWWNWHKWKWMMW

[captainkirkk]

I'm on season 3 of House MD and I really appreciate that they've graduated from "petty" medical malpractice to straight-up assisted suicide

[shoechoe]

diavolo is a difficult character to work with in general when it comes to fanon (particularly mixing/matching him with other characters). even i have trouble really imagining it beyond shitposts and like... random death loop scenarios. not much you can do with a character whose main thing is "avoids everyone" while keeping it from feeling off in some way