#house episode

[5-htagonist]

s8 of house is making me sick because its the worst one yet but i have been spoiled... so i KNOW some of whats coming. ill be so mad if its bad all the way while spoiler spoiler spoiler.

[northcodex]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[why-do-you-need-2-know]

Eventually your favorite fandom will forever be forgotten... except you the Merlin fandom you'll never die out and its kinda concerning.

[kimikaami]

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

[cuepickle]

I can’t believe hatecrimes MD is real

[bbygirl-aemond]

aegon sleeping through alicent holding his hand and sitting at his bedside and cupping his cheek and waking only in time to see her retreating back and mumbling "mummy" is so sick and twisted holy shit

(gif from @joekeerys)

[villanellecter]

actually the show is called "House" because they break into every patient's house

[jeyneofpoole]

enjoying the sliding scale this episode of daemon whispering sweet nothings into his brothers hair over the cooling corpses of his wife and child to rhaenyra just lezzing out hardcore

[weaponizedducks]

watching greys anatomy as a house md enjoyer is so funny because you've got the greys team agonising over whether to lie to a patient or smthn and then over on house's team they're breaking into houses every day, they're commiting medical malpractice like it's breathing. chase kills a dictator and he's like 'bro help me cover this up' and foreman does it no questions. they just don't care. hatecrimes md crew tops gays anatomy or whatever all day every day

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

[loumandivorce]

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

[tinylilvalery]

hey guys what ht eufkc is goin on in this episode

[nonsense-express]

The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.

[sugurugetos]

AEGON II TARGARYEN + Sunfyre HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: 2x04 (The Red Dragon and the Gold)