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tamurakafkaposts · 4 months ago
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Is There Anybody Out There?
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jellogram · 1 month ago
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
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firephoenix23 · 1 year ago
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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thedogeveryonehates · 1 year ago
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🦜🎶🍷
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jowbokitten · 11 months ago
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"I don't condone hitting women, but I never said anything about strangling bitches." -Lucifer (probably)
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paintedaster · 2 months ago
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It’s so dark in the court room! Let’s fix that.
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lecoindecachou · 2 months ago
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"You can tell everything about a person from the hotel room they choose" is the new "If your phone has scratch marks, you're an alcoholic"
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389 · 7 months ago
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migration Doug Aitken
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stormte · 22 days ago
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Yippee !,!
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tamurakafkaposts · 2 months ago
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Inside us there is something that has no name, that something is what we are. -José Saramago
(Lisbon, 21.12.2024)
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gaybuckybarnesss · 1 month ago
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CHRIS MESSINA 28 Hotel Rooms (2012)
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cetaceanhandiwork · 2 months ago
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fallen london not only implemented 'seeing the hat man' as a game mechanic but has a whole subplot where (depending on your character's long term goals) you can emotionally manipulate him about his ex and then beat him at rummy
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yippee-optimistically · 5 months ago
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so ii16 huh
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jeyneofpoole · 5 months ago
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ecultured · 6 months ago
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patti smith in her apartment
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myhotplaythingsreblogs4 · 25 days ago
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