#hazbin satan

[paintedaster]

It’s so dark in the court room! Let’s fix that.

[rowayneau]

Radio Demon Catalastor AU- Mastermind special

Pic does not belong to me. It belongs to @Kyok1_Ney11

Lucifer sent this cat in his place and somehow only Satan didn’t notice that it was actually a cat. He just  thinks it is just some weird sinner that Lucifer sent in his place. Lucifer also sends a note to Satan that this “sinner” has a say in whatever is happening. (Lucifer just want the cat to look bad, he didn’t actually count on Satan not seeing the cat)

Now imagine this little fat cat is sitting on a gigantic throne and just making cat noises

Satan: We will now continue this trial, bring on the execution!!!!

Catalastor: Miao~~~~

Satan: What do you mean hold it off??? These imps are guilty!!!

Catalastor: Miao~~~~~

Satan: They are demon royalty, they don't need to be put on trial.

Catalastor: *Purrrrrrrr*

Satan: Fine!!! Only because Lucifer commanded that you have a say in it

Stolas: Blitz!!! Are you alright!?!

Stolas: *sees catalastor* What is going on??

Satan: Ah Prince Stolas, good thing you're here. You are going to testify regarding the stealing of grimoire and assassinations attempts on your life.

Stolas: What??

Satan: I was going to just execute the imps and be done with it, but Lucifer's representative spoke up for them and says that they deserve a chance to defend themselves

Stolas: What's going on!?!? Why is there a cat on Lucifer's throne??

Satan: Stolas, keep it down. I know it's disgraceful that Lucifer sent a sinner in his place but at least don't say it out loud.

Satan: Now let's get to that testimony, what exactly happened?

Then a Phoenix Wright level trial happened and in the end Stella is found guilty for the assassinations' attempt along with her brother as an accomplice. Stolas didn't completely get off the hook but he still kept custody of Octavia. Most of his assets and title will be transferred to Octavia for but he can still have custody of her until she turns 18.

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Ozzie and Bee are all up for it, plus it's a funny sight. Seeing this big dragon talking to a cat and thinking it's a sinner. Mammon most likely have Catalastor merch already line-up

Ozzie: Should we tell him that it's just a cat?

Bee: No, no.. I want to see where this goes

Mammon: Come on, you don't think Satan would seriously not see that's a cat

-----One Trial Later-----------

Satan: As much as it pains for me to say this, I judge the imps, NOT GUILTY

Catalastor: Miao~~~~~

Satan: Yeah, yeah.... Your logic and all that

Ozzie, Bee, Levi, Mammon, Bel :...................................*We now have a cat for a boss*

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Everyone else at court: *Surely Lord Satan sees that is just a cat on the king’s throne*

Satan: Fine, we will postpone the execution and get Stolas to come here

Andrealphus: WHAT!?! Are you seriously listening to that..that..mangy fleabag!!!

Satan: SILENCE!!! What I say goes and right now I say we get Stolas. And maybe his wife too, since you say that she a “victim” all of this

Andrealphus: Oh…..We shouldn't bother my beautiful sister, she is in such a delicate state now, hearing what has been happened to her husband.

Satan: Yeah, and I don’t want to deal with Lucifer’s bullshit right now, but here we are. Get the wife, NOW!!!

Catalastor: Miao~~~~~~

[roselemari]

I just love the idea of Lucifer’s siblings disliking Alastor, and when it comes to Satan he won’t say anything, just straight up pummels him if he hears an insult or any form of disrespect.

-Meanwhile everyone else watched with different expressions-

[sinner-sunflower]

P.2 HH Lucifer-centric AU 13/?

STORY 1, PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 14, PART 14.5, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22, PART 23, PART 24, PART 25, PART 26

Luci is the older sib among the Sins but he's the youngest among the Archangels.

I guess technically, he's the suffering middle child.

If y'all see a mention baby bro or little brother in the Prequel, pretend like you didn't see it ;laksldakl;

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Perhaps Lucifer should've requested a 1 visitor per visit rule just like he should've expected that he's going to get tackled and suffocated in physical affection by the Sins and Charlie as soon as Belphegor opened the door.

Not that he doesn't like the hugs but he's just one tiny guy and he's pretty sure he's about to be buried alive under these giants.

Thank fuck for Belphegor for prying them off of him before he actually suffocated.

Belphegor: What did I say?! What did I just say?! What are you all? Children?!

A gasp and a coughing fit later, he finally calmed down enough to get his breathing steady. He thanks Alastor for the water, taking huge sips to fix his throat.

'Not to self: don't get buried alive. It's not a fun experience.'

He looks over at the now kneeling Charlie and Sins, head bowed as the Sin of Sloth relentlessly scolds them.

Belphegor: -powers in Hell and you can't follow one simple rule? May I remind you all what happens if I'm disobeyed while I'm treating someone?

All: Visiting rights will be stripped off.

Belphegor: That's right. And I am not above putting a ward on any of you to make it stay that way.

Never mess with Dr. Belphegor. As much as Lucifer is amused, he takes pity on his kids (his kids!) and speaks up to save them from the doctor's wrath.

Lucifer: I think they get it, Bel.

The kneeling demons cower as Belphegor sends them one last glare before huffing and went to typing something in her tablet again.

Beelzebub: Sorry for getting carried away, babe. We just got scared.

Asmodeus: Charlie's call really scared us. Did something happen in Heaven?

Satan: Tell me if that bastard Michael did this, I'll go to Heaven myself and beat his ass! In fact, I'm going over there right now. Open a portal.

Leviathan: Christ, Satan. Can you do one minute without thinking of doing something impulsive?

Satan: Don't say that name here! And fuck you! You're one to talk. Which one of us almost obliterated their ring in anger earlier, huh??

Lucifer: Wha- Levi??

Leviathan: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mammon: Wait, is that why the elevator took so fuckin long to work? I thought I was gonna be stuck there foreva!

Charlie: At least you're all here now!

Charlie's wholesome sentiment made her aunts and uncles coo, wholeheartedly agreeing with her.

Lucifer: My duckie is right. Even though I said I was fine, you all still came for me. I'm starting to feel bad about making you all rush here every time I get hurt.

Satan: Don't you dare. No one is forcing us to be here.

Beelzebub: Right! Plus you always did the same for us.

He remembers those moments. When the rings formed and the Sins grew enough to move and handle them on their own, he was pretty lonely. Sure, he had Lilith, but children brought a different kind of joy with their company.

Plus, he loved indulging in others and all the children wanted was his attention, which he was always so happy to give.

The last person he would've thought to call him for help first was, believe it or not, Leviathan.

Levi had always presented himself as independent, acting like he's not as young as he was. Lucifer saw the aquatic demon's admiration for him, often mimicking how he talks, walks, and even dresses.

Lilith says it's envy (Because what else could it be, Luci? Isn't he the Sin of Envy?) but Lucifer knows better. He knows that Leviathan only looks at him in admiration. He looks at him like he hung the stars. Like Lucifer means something. Like he deserves to be looked at that way.

He doesn't but he's not going to tell young Leviathan that.

Anyway, Levi couldn't get the raging storms of Envy under control despite trying so hard. He was crying, begging Lucifer to believe that he did everything he could but nothing was working.

So he did what every good sibling/pseudo-father wouldo.

He drops everything and headed straight to Envy. In fact, he ran so fast he forgot to tell Lilith he was leaving.

Instead of fixing the situation himself, Lucifer chose that moment to teach Leviathan. He stayed in Envy until the other got it and not once did he berate Levi for not knowing something that wasn't even taught. It was his fault after all that Levi couldn't control it as he should've known that it doesn't come to everyone that easily.

The little scolding he got from Lilith when he came home super late was worth seeing a proud face on little Levi.

Lucifer: And I always will.

When it doesn't look like they're leaving him anytime soon, he figures he could just tell them now. He sat up a little straighter and internally braces himself for the expected uproar.

Lucifer: Heaven is on the verge of a civil war.

He winces. 'Way to rip off the bandaid, Lucifer.'

The room halted. They stared at him as they try to comprehend what he said just said. Then all at once, everyone bursts into screaming and panic, asking questions at him, at each other, at no one, at everyone. It was chaos and Lucifer can feel something rumble inside him. He figures Roo is enjoying all this unfold.

To be fair, he should've thought better than to say something like that out of the blue.

Lucifer: Sorry from dropping a bomb like that suddenly.

Satan: A bomb???

Mammon: Mate, that's a fuckin' nuclear one if I know one! The fuck you mean a war??

Lucifer: A civil war.

Charlie: What? How are we roped in it?? It's not because of the last extermination right?

Belphegor: You couldn't have told us this the moment you arrived?

Satan: Are we involved? Is that why Michael shot a freakin' laser through the sky??

Lucifer: No but-

Beelzebub: Oh god.

Lucifer: Guys, if you just-

Leviathan: Ozzie, how is our forces? Do you think we have enough manpower?

Lucifer: Guys-

Asmodeus: If it's only our fighting forces, then no. I'm sure a lot of demons would be willing to fight. Plus we have the firepower.

Lucifer: I-

Belphegor: Do we even know if angelic weapons would harm a higher ranked angel?

Oh for fucks-

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The room rattles from his voice. He stop his horns and halo from coming out. Lucifer can't see it but everyone else is staring at him in abject horror as his skin turned into a dark, glitchy mess.

He calms himself by taking in deep breathes until the fire in his mouth extinguishes.

Lucifer: Can I speak now?

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Ok so...Satan and Lucifer are different people in Hazbin Hotel...

Crossover with Blue Exorcist and just realize Charlie has like many cousins, Mephisto and the twins amongst others but like the mess Satan caused Lucifer when he had the twins is funny

[thisonesock]

Currently rewatching Fizz‘s Episodes, because his relationship with Ozzie is just fucking perfect. Immediately got an idea, that I really want to see.

What if the Sins do something similar to Mammons Clown Contest? Every Sin performs something like a song or so in front of hell. Not for commercial or money, just to do something together and let Hell enjoy something nice for once.

Ozzie would do probably fire spitting and tricks, maybe singing or show something he tinkered

Mammon would just drag stupid shit out of his sleeve that’s complete shit but he would still be able to sell it!

Bee would just fucking deliver. Throwing sweets in the crowd, performing like her life is at stake and just party everyone up

Let’s be honest Lucifer would either do a great singing performance with his doppelgängers or maybe Charlie OR he would just awkwardly show off his ducks. Can’t decide on that. (Maybe he throws an entire circus performance with his copies, that’s also possible)

And the other sins… can’t quite tell since we don’t saw any of them. But I can try to guess SOOO…

Belphegor could maybe do a alchemist show? Or just lazy show off some of her theoretical plans and sketches. I don’t know. She’s sloth, she won’t put that much effort into it.

Satan would try to perform something simple, because I like to think that he isn’t good at much. Maybe doing Electronic Tricks or show offs. Or just simple trying something, failing and then raging against the audience when they start to Boo him.

And Leviathan… pfft… really no clue. He maybe planed on performing something, then realized that the acts of the others might be better and try to copy as much as he can from them to improve his act.

[getonite]

i wonder how/why phrases in hazbin hotel/helluva boss have used "satan" as our replacements, instead of "lucifer," the actual king. for example, we'd say, "oh my god." but hellborns would say "oh my satan." like im positive blitzø says shit like "fucking satan (hell)" or "for the love of satan (god)." i just wondering why a sin's name is widely used instead of the king of hell like god's name is used. is it bc lucifer's just a lackluster ruler, or is there some other reason? like, satan has to be important for ppl to be using his name like that lmaoo.

[marcomie12]

Always second place 🔥

I like drawing them hehe

[hornets-nest666]

Dad's here

[hannah-the-small]

The Seven Deadly Sins

[geekgirles]

I did not have such major and sudden lore drop in my Helluva Boss bingo card.

[night-hell]

and just like that, we have them all

[ema0rsully]

Whoever made this, it looks amazing!!!

New hell hierarchy chart 🖤✨🔥

[roselemari]

Head canon:

Charlie had been trained in various martial arts and combat techniques from a young age by her dad and her uncle Satan. Lucifer wanted to ensure she could defend herself, knowing how dangerous Hell could be.

One day, on her way back to the hotel, Charlie was attacked by a few sinners. They didn’t stand a chance and ended up with broken bones and bruises. Much to Charlie’s embarrassment, the whole incident ended up on the news.

That’s how everyone, except Vaggie, found out about Charlie’s training. Obviously they were shocked, Lucifer however was proud, and her uncle’s messages showed he was too.

[sinner-sunflower]

P.2 HH Lucifer-centric AU 14/?

STORY 1, PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14.5, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22, PART 23, PART 24, PART 25, PART 26

You guys ever read They Both Die at the End cos this is looking a lot like that the more we go on.

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Lucifer had begun to tell them of his trip to Heaven, from what had prompted Michael to almost destroy Hell with his holy weapon to the brewing civil war.

They listened intently to every word he said, not once interrupting him again until they got the full story.

And that's what he gave them.

Well... almost all of it.

He left out the part where the Fates had prophesied his imminent death in the war. Revealing that particular information would raise more questions that Lucifer wouldn't be able to answer.

Charlie: I still don't understand. Why would they involve you, Dad? If Heaven goes to war, how does that affect us?

Satan: Despite what most might think, Heaven and Hell are not two separate entities. After the creation of humanity, it's impossible for one to exist without the other.

Lucifer: He's right. Back then, before... everything. Hell hadn't been made yet because, while yes there was darkness, there were no lower beings to corrupt. Thus no use for a pit to contain them. But then Adam and Lilith happened. Then Eve...

Mammon: So what? We're screwed?

He shook his head.

Lucifer: No. Just me.

Satan: Huh? What do you mean, just you?

Shit. What is with his mouth today?

Lucifer: ..... Michael told me that he took a look at the Fates and saw me among those on the battlefield.

Beelzebub: Excuse me?!

Satan: What the hell??

Leviathan: So it will happen down here? Because there is no way we are letting you go back up there for anything.

Belphegor: Were you also planning on keeping that to yourself? Really, Lucifer?!

Asmodeus: I don't like this.

Charlie: The Fates?

He understood their reactions; after all, this was too big of a revelation to keep quiet for this long about.

Alastor had been awfully quiet beside him, but he can't dwell on that right now nor will he call out the look of disdain the guy is giving Levi.

'Do those two know each other?'

In the end, he chose to ignore Belphegor's accusation (is it really an accusation if it's true?) in favor of answering his daughter.

Lucifer: The threads of life. Pre-written destinies of every being in existence. It might be placed in Heaven, but no one, not even Father, can change what has already been woven.

Charlie: And Archangel Michael saw yours? How?

Lucifer: I-You'll have to ask him that. I fell before the duty of guarding the Fates was passed onto me. I have limited understanding as it is.

He's digging his own grave but it's not a total lie.

Charlie: And do you trust him?

Her question throws him in a loop. Because what?

Lucifer: What?

Charlie: I can tell you have resentment for him. Do you not trust his word? Is that why you were not in a hurry to tell any of us because you think it's a trap or something?

Lucifer: Regardless of what my feelings towards Michael, I believe his words. He is not one to involve Hell in anything that can be solved within Heaven. And I want to say that I'm sorry for not telling you all the moment I got back. The only thing I can say is that I was tired and with everything that just happened in Sloth, all I wanted was to sleep. I promise that I didn't know any of that stuff you saw would happen.

Charlie: But what was that, dad?

Lucifer: My appearance might not be the only thing the ritual affected.

Lies.

Lucifer: I'm handling it.

Lies.

Lucifer: I swear it's nothing to worry about.

LIES.

He gives her a smile that he hopes is comforting enough but based on her crunched up expression, it must have came off more strained.

Charlie: Dad...

Tense silence fills the room. Lucifer's well aware no one believes him but he knows they won't try to push further. They are well acquainted with his character, after all. Cowardly but stubborn.

Satan: We'll get our forces ready then.

Lucifer: Huh?

Satan: What? Did you think we'll just sit here and let our King fight alone?

Lucifer: Look, no one else needs to be involved. I am-

Satan: -the King of Hell, are you not? And whoever threatens our King is our enemy.

Everyone let out a chorus of agreement. The Sin of Pride crumples the bedsheets in his hold. There's tears threatening to fall from his eyes in his disbelief.

How did he find people who are all so willing to fight for him? He feels a pang of guilt for he knows that regardless of what they do, he will meet his end in that war.

But how could he tell them that? Tell his family, these demons he raised, that he'll be leaving them?

A Marigold being tucked behind his ear made him look at his silent pillar. Alastor grabs a hold of his hand and plants a kiss on top of it in a manner that makes his heart flutter like a lovesick teen.

Alastor: We will do everything in our power to keep you safe, my King.

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Lucifer: I believe you.

He wishes he could stop with the lies.

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Once the battlecries died down in favor of the Sins giving Alastor a weird version of a shovel talk, they hear shouts outside the room.

It kept getting closer and closer until the door bursts open revealing the rest of the hotel residents, all holding some form of weapons on them.

He would've thought they were under attack until Vaggie and Angel toss something, no someone, on the ground.

It was a face Lucifer never thought he'd be able to see again. Because he's dead. He should know because he burned the body in Hellfire himself.

On the floor, beaten and bruised, is a half-goat demon wearing a face of a dead man. It grunts and let's out an awkward laugh as it meets his eyes.

Adam: Haha..... Sup, bro.

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Apologies if that last part is weirdly cut cos I wanted Luci to say that but then I also wanted Adam to appear now.

I'd appreciate any comments or DMs left on your thoughts about everything so far! Reblogs and likes are also much appreciated <3

Have a happy weekend everyone!

[yokibird013]

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