#hot rodent boyfriend

[onlycosmere]

I just found a 1-star book review featuring my all-time favorite piece of literary criticism:

[t3acupz]

Challengers (2024)

[akavenicebitch]

[frahah]

‎‧₊˚✧ Hot Rodent Man ✧˚₊‧

[rosewind2007]

Please someone tell me that David Dastmalchian wouldn’t fall into the (thinking woman’s) hot rodent boyfriend niche…

I refuse to be on-trend at my age*

*definitely generation X, not gen Z

[the-loveheart-galaxy]

no because this was actually me

[ellenhenryart]

(via "Hot Rodent Men Summer " Magnet for Sale by ellenhenry)

[tetsunabouquet]

The 'hot rat boyfriend' thing on TikTok low-key gave me the perfect descriptor.

Remember my dead-beat dad? He kind of was in that category when he was young (a girl I used to know called him a DILF when we were 15) but know he gained weight he just looks like a better groomed version of Peter Pettigrew (the movie version) that dresses like a Biblesalesman.

Resembling him, I suppose I am a 'hot rodent girlfriend'. My mom literally calls me a 'silly pygmy rabbit' when I do something stupid 😂

[frxworker8]

[sneezingisnotnormal]

Move over Unus Anus. There’s a new king of temporary art in town: dndads ad reads

[newwavesylviaplath]

there's this one specific take i have on feminism that borders on straight up man hating territory and ive never voiced it cuz i was afraid i was gonna be called a crazy bitch who took things too seriously but i just saw someone bring it up on instagram so fuck it.

!!warning angry woman with beliefs that aren't the most politically correct!!

i fucking hate how much we've romanticized and idealized 'dad bods' not that having a 'dad bod' is a bad thing; i'm all for the body positivity movement, i don't think anyone should be ostracized for their weight AND i have no problem with people whose preference actually is 'dad bods' HOWEVER i hate that it's become almost a trend because it's straight up the perfect example of a double standard. you don't see anyone talking about how 'mom bods' are in and even if u do i guarantee it's not in the mainstream. i'm not saying men being chubby is bad in any way but what i am saying is that we cut men so much slack when it comes to physical appearance and they do not reciprocate whatsoever. same thing with like 'hot rodent boyfriends' or men with big noses- all of these things are fine within themselves and should not be vilified as for the most part we cannot do anything to change our appearance but i hate that the media has been constantly pushing the same ideals on womens looks since the literal fifties when men don't even have to dress nicely or GOD FORBID try and take care of themselves and they'll STILL be able to do whatever the hell they want.

i'm not saying all men have to be jacked. i'm not saying being fat is bad. i'm saying that we never let this shit slide with women so it's fucked that we do with men.

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Y'know I've been seeing a lot of buzzfeed articles lately about "rat boy summer" and "hot rodent boyfriends" and I have almost no idea what they're talking about but I thought it was a good time to just adore Peter Bernardone

💗💗💗

[jq37]

How do you rank the Rat Grinders in terms of "most want to be friends" vs "die"

Honorable Mention #1 spot goes to Lucy Frostblade who seems like an absolute sweetheart. Anyone who's doing the Cinderella thing w/ the local rodent population is worth befriending in my book. Hope you're resting in peace now girl. You would have loved Zayne Darkshadow and Edgar.

(1) Oisin: OK listen, I am aware that all Rat Grinders must be regarded with some level of suspicion but come ON. I want so so badly for him to be exactly what he's been portrayed to be--a hot buff nerd who is easily flustered by Adaine. Fig got a wizard girlfriend so Adaine should get a wizard boyfriend. That's just equity. Don't you believe in equity Brennan? Joking aside, I think it would be really nice for Adaine to have another someone in her life who thinks she's great and tells her that since she spent so long deprived of that and is just recently starting to get that from people. Anyway, would love another wizard paramour in the Bad Kid rotation.

(2) Buddy: Hear me out. This dude absolutely needs to be deprogrammed a bit but so did Kristen when we met her. And his heart seems to be in the right place. I think he could be a good friend if they approach this from the right angle/are interested in flipping him. Also I went to college in Alabama, alright? His southern charm got me.

(3) Mary Ann: I haven't really gotten a solid read on Mary Ann yet. Is she suspicious or worn down or just Like That? No way to tell yet. But she hasn't actually done anything wrong yet so she gets this spot.

(4) Ruben: I'm more suspicious of Ruben this week than last week after his performance turned about to be a secret ritual, and he's also consistently been shitty to Fig which I don't like. But I'm suspicious abut how much of that is his natural energy and how much of that is related to the rage god. He wasn't emo when he started, remember? He was all smiles and braces and acoustic guitar. People can just genuinely change for the worse but I dunno. Might be something there and the Bad Kids ally list includes SEVERAL people who should be in jail right now so you know. Open mind.

(5) Kipperlilly: Kipperlilly is frankly just more fun as an antagonist than as an ally lol. Like even outside of the point that they hate her to the point of refusing to properly say her name so friendship was never an option, it's just not the most fun route.

(6) Ivy: Choke on grapes, bitch. I hope she ends up in hell with Penelope. This is Fantasy High. You can be a murderer but you can't be RACIST.

Interested to hear anyone else's takes if their list is different!

[dhaaruni]

The forced "hot rodent boyfriend" trend is absolutely a patriarchal psyop to make women settle for men they aren't attracted to, thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[oinkinpigprince]

Charlie x Knight Reader who likes to be really over the top

I love how much you left for my interpropritation./srs I now have endless possibilities and endless scenarios in my head. Is this suppose to be a royalty au?? Or is reader just some bloke who happens to be a medieval knight in the modern world. Is Charlie royalty?? Is he a princess???? Or did Charlie just meet some random knight and now the knights dedicated their entire life to ‘protecting’ Charlie from the pizza delivery man, I like that idea a hell of a lot. Or is the knight just a knight. So much to think about. Anon I love you./p

Charlie x Knight reader

He’s so done with your shit, all of the time. It’s both really endearing and so so very embarrassing. You look so serious all of the damn time, way into this whole “knight” thing. He loves it and hates it all at the same time.

When you raise your sword and threaten to cut even the smallest of rabid squirrels to protect him, he enjoys the sentiment but it’s a rodent he can just kick it man don’t worry.

Charlie is very mellow, and yellow. So watching you do the absolute most is always quiet, amazing to him. You always carry around a giant metal sword and you’re so intimidating next to him and he’s just, there.

It’s like having the world’s goofiest guard dog, Charlie watching you glare at everyone. Then your eyes meet his and you just instantly melt, he blushes every time.

He understands being a knight is literally your job but sometimes he wishes you could relax. Charlie admired the passion but kinda fears for your health, you’re so tense all the time.

You assure him you’re just really enthusiastic about your job, which part of it means you have to be tense and vigilant. He understands he guesses, but your serious look still makes him chuckle.

Honestly is a bit confused on his role on the relationship, he’s so use to being the bigger and stronger one. Then he’s with you and he’s watched you toss entire people meters away from. He both loves and fears how strong you are, loves it when you carry him

Someone bumped into him once and you almost sliced their arm off. You’re very protective of Charlie. Charlie thinks it’s kinda hot and badass but you can’t be threatening people with a sword.

He has no idea how to respond to your mini speeches. They’re absolutely heart warming and mean the world to him but how tf does he respond.

“You’re my light, my love. More divine than the sweetest honey dew and more precious than any of the beautiful birds that have stolen my gaze. When I see you, I see a deeper purpose in life, a new reason to keep fighting. Nature nor god could rival your perfection. You’re my equal, my darling boyfriend.” “Awwwe, thanks man.”

[rosewind2007]

Children are making a ornithopter from Dune and I [joking] asked if the Timothée Chalamet minifig has cheekbones drawn on…

And OMG:

It’s so Lego hot rodent boyfriend

[obviously I’m only interested in the hot rodent boyfriend trend because Gurathin Dastmalchian is apparently a HRB]