#hot rodent men

[onlycosmere]

I just found a 1-star book review featuring my all-time favorite piece of literary criticism:

[yeahiwasintheshit]

hot rodent men

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

Oh so NOW everyone wants to talk about sexy rodent men as if everyone wasn’t making fun of me five years ago when Michael Emerson was my special interest

[t3acupz]

Challengers (2024)

[frahah]

‎‧₊˚✧ Hot Rodent Man ✧˚₊‧

[dandelionjack]

you know the “hot rodent men” trend that’s been going around recently? well colin morgan was patient zero The Original

[the-loveheart-galaxy]

no because this was actually me

[hekate1308]

You kids and your "hot rodent men" back in my day we just posted pictures of the ugliest actor we could find and wrote "I want him" and our mutuals went "You're right sis"

[ellenhenryart]

(via "Hot Rodent Men Summer " Magnet for Sale by ellenhenry)

[jen-derless]

Read an article that complained that "Rat/Rodent Boy Summer" is an unfair double standard because it makes a new way to see White Men as attractive. So I wondered, are there no Non-White celebrities that could be considered "Rodent Men"? Is this only a white thing; can there be Black/Asian/etc. Rat Boys?

[treesandcoffeee]

Translation:

What the hype about hot rodent men is all about

„Sweetmouse“ beats six-pack abs - Hollywood men who are not conventionally beautiful are being lusted after on the Internet

Josh O'Connor and Mike Faist, actors in the tennis film "Challengers", are representatives of the species "Rodent Men".

I'm crying, what is this

[t3acupz]

I actually tested this on my iPhone and if you type “hamster” this 🐹 comes up but it also comes up if you type “guinea pig”, not cool of Apple confusing the two 😆 (every guinea pig owner’s worst nightmare)

But yes they are rodents :3

hannibal as a hamster. hammibal

also fits because hamsters can and do eat each other

🐹 (is this the hamster emoji?)

[elise-51-blog]

@storyshark2005 we have a type

[lonesomedreamer]

please explain to me why he isn't already a movie star (this film was eleven years ago)

[newwavesylviaplath]

there's this one specific take i have on feminism that borders on straight up man hating territory and ive never voiced it cuz i was afraid i was gonna be called a crazy bitch who took things too seriously but i just saw someone bring it up on instagram so fuck it.

!!warning angry woman with beliefs that aren't the most politically correct!!

i fucking hate how much we've romanticized and idealized 'dad bods' not that having a 'dad bod' is a bad thing; i'm all for the body positivity movement, i don't think anyone should be ostracized for their weight AND i have no problem with people whose preference actually is 'dad bods' HOWEVER i hate that it's become almost a trend because it's straight up the perfect example of a double standard. you don't see anyone talking about how 'mom bods' are in and even if u do i guarantee it's not in the mainstream. i'm not saying men being chubby is bad in any way but what i am saying is that we cut men so much slack when it comes to physical appearance and they do not reciprocate whatsoever. same thing with like 'hot rodent boyfriends' or men with big noses- all of these things are fine within themselves and should not be vilified as for the most part we cannot do anything to change our appearance but i hate that the media has been constantly pushing the same ideals on womens looks since the literal fifties when men don't even have to dress nicely or GOD FORBID try and take care of themselves and they'll STILL be able to do whatever the hell they want.

i'm not saying all men have to be jacked. i'm not saying being fat is bad. i'm saying that we never let this shit slide with women so it's fucked that we do with men.

[the-loveheart-galaxy]

Yes i posted that on the same platform that his wife is on. Yes i apologised. But I must spread the truth.