#hot rodent men

[onlycosmere]

I just found a 1-star book review featuring my all-time favorite piece of literary criticism:

[yeahiwasintheshit]

hot rodent men

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

Oh so NOW everyone wants to talk about sexy rodent men as if everyone wasn’t making fun of me five years ago when Michael Emerson was my special interest

[t3acupz]

Challengers (2024)

[frahah]

‎‧₊˚✧ Hot Rodent Man ✧˚₊‧

[ohmerricat]

you know the “hot rodent men” trend that’s been going around recently? well colin morgan was patient zero The Original

[ninjamonkeystudios]

Unrealistic standards, sure, but this boy can cook!

[hekate1308]

You kids and your "hot rodent men" back in my day we just posted pictures of the ugliest actor we could find and wrote "I want him" and our mutuals went "You're right sis"

[ellenhenryart]

(via "Hot Rodent Men Summer " Magnet for Sale by ellenhenry)

[jen-derless]

Read an article that complained that "Rat/Rodent Boy Summer" is an unfair double standard because it makes a new way to see White Men as attractive. So I wondered, are there no Non-White celebrities that could be considered "Rodent Men"? Is this only a white thing; can there be Black/Asian/etc. Rat Boys?

[abigailspinach]

[treesandcoffeee]

Translation:

What the hype about hot rodent men is all about

„Sweetmouse“ beats six-pack abs - Hollywood men who are not conventionally beautiful are being lusted after on the Internet

Josh O'Connor and Mike Faist, actors in the tennis film "Challengers", are representatives of the species "Rodent Men".

I'm crying, what is this

[elise-51-blog]

@storyshark2005 we have a type

[lonesomedreamer]

please explain to me why he isn't already a movie star (this film was eleven years ago)

[goldenboikuvasauce]

maybe im reading way too much into it but I know Quincy is a big old dude with gun and probably military background but that hair is giving, I spend time with my aunties 💕💕💕💕💕💕 and they said I'm tender headed 😔

[koolades-world]

More Obey me! Headcannons

had so much fun last time I wanted to do it again

Satan is so smart, but has issues doing basic math and refuses to admit it, like he can’t figure out fifteen plus seven without his fingers or a calculator (is this me projecting? maybe)

Belphie bought himself and Mc matching house slippers. Mc thought Beel felt left out and made Belphie buy a pair for him too

Beel has a huge green thumb, and takes upon himself to save plants he thinks are sad or lonely. He buys the dying plants from the store to bring back to life (partially inspired by the chat where someone, forgot who, told beel that if he talked to plants they would grow faster my precious baby)

Lucifer is the best cook at the HoL, but rarely has time to cook. Beel is the second best but usually eats the ingredients before he can make anything with them. Mammon is probably the worst because Levi can make food from animes almost perfectly

Asmo once almost set a store he was collaborating with on fire with his rage alone because they spelt his name wrong

Beel probably needs a new toothbrush every couple weeks. Belphie probably gets toothbrushes mixed up and uses ones that aren’t his

Lucifer and Solomon like prune juice haha old men

The one thing Luke and Simeon have seriously disagreed on is if raisins belong in dessert. Michael likes them, so Luke does too. Simeon thinks they’re awful but never directly says it, so Lucifer usually says it for him

Despite always being online, Levi had not once checked his RAD email. He has 9,999+ emails, probably a lot more because 9,999 is where it stops counting

Mammon collects cool rocks and keeps them in a box under his bed

Satan’s hands are always freezing, so he sticks them under Mc (or a cat) when possible, or uses a charmed hot water bottle from Solomon that stays warm for days at a time

Solomon and Asmo have had matching bracelet sets for as long as they’ve known each other, and since they didn’t make them anymore, they got some custom done for Mc so they could also have them

For about 1,000 years, Thirteen though jelly beans were an actual kind of bean and Solomon never let her let it go

The first food Mc and Mammon ate on a date in the human world together was Taiyaki, so he made it a point to learn how to make them to surprise Mc (even though he’s a terrible cook) (I might make this a fic since I like this idea so much)

Diavolo has always wanted a Devildom version of a hamster but Barbatos refused to have any kind of rodent in the castle, rat or not

Luke probably downloads those stupid app games with the ads unironically

Satan’s favorite Disney Princess is Ariel because she ran off to do what she wanted without caring what her father thought, it’s giving daddy issues. He’s probably considered running off and marrying Mephisto to make Lucifer angry

Raphael unironically enjoys off brand chips and soda

Lucifer is a nail biter, and Asmo is helping him curve the habit by putting a nasty tasting top coat when he does his nails, and it’s also why he wears gloves all the time.

Belphie and Satan once went up to the humans world together to mess with people in Salem, Massachusetts with magic, which spawned several conspiracy theory books. They read them together and laugh as a past time

Diavolo once went to the human world in his demon form for,, reasons, and accidentally got written into ancient mythology because he got spotted by humans

Barbatos had a home garden for cooking and sometimes lets Asmo have leaves from some of the plants to make homemade skin care products

Mammon probably has lots of earwax. Don’t share your earbuds with him unless you make him clean them afterwards

Belphie has a really large water bottle that’s always on his side table. He wakes up randomly though the night, chugs an ungodly amount of water and then passed out again. In the mornings he has to piss really bad but is too lazy to get up and actually do it, so he just sits and complains. Even Beel isn’t sure how he’s able to drink that much water in a short amount of time

Satan likes waking up early to enjoy the morning air and read outside for a while since mornings can get hectic with his brothers

Thirteen’s favorite torture device is the Iron Maiden. She had her own that she bedazzled. Even Asmo is jealous and wants her to make him one too

Mammon introduced Diavolo to Gatorade, and instead of sneaking behind Lucifer and Barbatos’s backs to drink Demonus, they have secret Gatorade meetings

Diavolo and Lucifer definitely both had a hidden Dialuci stash of things and probably clash trying to collect limited edition things online

None of the Obey me cast took birthdays or passing of years seriously until Mc entered the picture and suddenly time was precious, and they actually kept track. Because of this, nobody is really sure how old the twins are

Mephisto thinks roosters want world domination

Asmo thinks cilantro tastes like soap and Levi thinks anything cola flavored tastes like cough medicine

Mammon's favorite party trick is one Mc taught him, which is rolling his tongue Everyone he meets, including his brothers, thinks it's so cool when really it's just a genetic thing