#filed under not actually a shitpost

[frxworker8]

[puppyfriedrice]

when they do this with a double chin

the way they tilt their head down when they smile

[kairiscorner]

reader creating silly miguel emojis and sending them tk the spider society gc for everyone to use bc shes a fun gal ;p (and she likes annoying him too)

fr. (did i legit make a whole ass dc server for this? yes.) sorry i didn't change my display name to y/n, i got lazy 😭😭😭 also written ver with additional scenes under the cut !!

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

shitting on miggy cutely. 🫶— miguel o'hara x reader

✧ written version !! ✧

after lyla had signed miguel up for a discord account, much to his frustration, you immediately got a hold of his username (which was really generic, he named himself: 'miguelohara' at first, but lyla changed it up to: 'migolohellnawh') and added him to the spider society's discord server. you made a channel that was dedicated to showing miguel all the stickers and emojis you and the society had made that was just full of memes of miguel. thanks to earth-928's social media, you were all fed with silly stickers and emojis of him for days; you all had a spam channel where hobie and pav would have contests to see whose thumbs could spam more miguel shitpost memes, but that would be a story for another day.

as miguel got notified that he was added to a server, the first thing that caught his eye was the vulgarly named channel of the server: "shitting on miggy". he brought his eyebrows together and tapped on the bold text of the channel's name. he asked what that channel was for, pointing out the name in a disappointed manner as he typed. lyla giggled under her breath as she watched miguel try to act intimidating and angry over text, but his scrunched up face crinkled even more as he saw that the first thing you sent him was a sticker of his stern, stoic face that had the words: "this ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you are fucking stupid. how? ...just watch the free video."

miguel had clicked the sticker, and he saw the file name: "singlehotmominyourarea". he huffed as he texted you, asking you what that was that you sent, because he thought it was an actual link to something. he took his reading glasses and, when he could make out what it said, he got angrier than he already was earlier. he told you what you sent was not at all funny, and when you replied that—no, it certainly wasn't... it was very hysterical, though—you sent him a very pink and cutesy sticker of him with cat ears. miguel groaned as lyla took a hundred screenshots remotely from his phone. "where are you even getting these?" he asked you as you kept sending him more shitpost stickers.

"but i don't even like horses." miguel muttered as he saw the "save a horse, ride a cowboy" sticker you sent. "yeah, you're scared of them." lyla reminded him as he rolled his eyes. "no need to remind me." he said as he typed out that he 'hated' (didn't fear, there's a difference, and that is that miguel is fucking lying, he is scared of horses) horses. but of course, you knew his secret, and miguel pounded his fist against the arm of his computer chair. "are you seriously telling them on your end?" he asked lyla as she stuck her tongue out and shrugged, looking all smug as miguel grumbled and told you that he didn't ask for your correction, only for you to send an emoji of your favorite girl dinner: his five course meal ass on display.

"yeah, you need ass correction 'bee cee' this bakery is packed; what...?" he read aloud as lyla groaned. "get with the times, old man." "we don't say stuff like that in 2099 anymore, don't tell me to get with the times." he told his AI assistant as he looked through the emoji catalogue you guys had, and among them all, a colorful one stood out to him and he sent it—hoping you could tell him what was on the emoji, but knowing you, you'd of course mess with him again. you told him the emoji, which was promptly named: "doublecheekedup", meant the very sticker you sent him in response. it was similar to the cat-eared one, but it read: "i <3 my girlfriend", with miguel's angry face in the heart.

miguel looked at it all confused and pulled his reading glasses away from his face and back on to see if he was reading this right. he asked you if he was supposed to be flattered about your sticker, with him immediately following up with his honest opinion; that it was irritating instead of flattering to him. you told him the sticker was more 'sexy' than it was irritating or flattering, and you soon sent him another sticker, where he was diving face first with his legs spread and bottom out. miguel looked at it all baffled and flustered, where were you getting these photos...?

you asked him who he was spreading for, asking if it was you, while sending him an emoji with his back turned to the camera and his ginormous bottom in full view. miguel couldn't make out the text in the emoji and told you the text was too minute for him to read it. he also cleared up that he wasn't intentionally spreading his cheeks for anyone, he had just 'stumbled'. "sure ya did." lyla said as she appeared over miguel's shoulder with a smug grin on her face. "i really didn't, though." miguel said as lyla nodded slowly, her smug grin not leaving her face as miguel saw your next message. "because you wanted to spread your asscheeks for me, i didn't spread for anybody!" he screamed aloud in the confines of his office, pounding his fist on the arm of his computer chair as you sent the girl dinner emoji that was the very profile picture of the spider society's discord server.

miguel was heated in the face and heaving... oh, was there some unspoken feelings he was hiding about your little provocative words? maybe... he might sound like he wants out of the server immediately, but deep in his heart, he'd stay; even if you'd annoy the shit out of him with those damned emojis and stickers. they were irritating, yes, and maybe just the tiniest bit flattering in a twisted way for him. "wow, you're a masochist." lyla pointed out as miguel mumbled for her to shut up, but she was right as always.

tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @simsrandomstuff @luvstarrstruck @popeheywardssecretgf @meeom @arachnoia @melovetitties @ophanimgold @hisachuu @wreakingmarveloushavok

[electric-alt-cookie]

Song: Blackstar - Celldweller

Cutscene Maker: The Sixth Soul Jam

Thoughts under the cut:

The RBP Brainrot has come back for who knows how long and I wanted to see if I could make a full-length edit (I could not but I got close). I wanted to see if I could use only my art from this blog (I came pretty close)

The part based on Calamity of the Cosmos had some complications due to me not having any art due to me losing interest quickly in the ask blog, but if you want to learn what happened, I actually wrote the synopsis of the arc in the document recently (as in like. November 9th, 2023 recent)

I will not lie making this video was making Capcut have a moment and I had to start editing in 480p for the software to even run smoothly. There were so many keyframes in the animations, and I actually had to restart the entire project because I imported over 2000 images into the media explorer (I thought it wasn't going to be that bad. It was bad.) So I ended up sorting through the ones I thought was going to use rather than just using the images from the blog export. There were still like 300ish photos if I recall correctly but it didn't make my laptop nearly have an issue as the first file did.

The reason I am not uploading this directly to Tumblr is purely because it would take forever to process through Tumblr's servers and I don't trust hellsite enough to know that my video didn't get lost in the void since I thought I had that problem when uploading a shitpost to my main recently.

I don't think I will continue the plot at all still. I'm a busy college student now and I'm relearning what makes drawing and editing fun so I don't want to stress myself out by doing whatever the hell I was doing when I was doing something a few years ago. If I were though, I was thinking of experimenting with video-based plot (Like with the cutscene creator) but I would have to make all the sprites and I just do not feel like doing that at the moment

i did not realize this would be this long I'm just spilling out thoughts LMAO but fr thanks for reading my bullshit that still grips my brain from time to time

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 23/01/2024

CG Man HD Remastered Edition

Season 3 Featured on: Inspector Gunner 2 With Critic

Ripped by Knay

That's right - while I was digging through the Nostalgia Critic takeover of Season 3 to cover Fragile Snowman (Remastered), I was reminded of yet another of its fantastic remasters. And while the former rip is mostly associated with the very beginnings of the channel, ones that were oft quite simple in concept yet still unpredictable in contents, the original version of CG Man HD Remastered Edition is in the far opposite camp: as part of the Season 1 finale.

And like, look, it's not that I INTENTIONALLY cover so many rips from around the time of Season 1 ending in particular. Really, it's just a natural consequence of the event having some of the channel's most memorable rips, as if everyone was firing on all cylinders to leave a mark on the channel before its (supposed) end. Memey Hell, Planet Wisp Mashup Medley, File Select Fusion Collab, Everyday Goodbyes (SiIvaGunner Band Cover), Stone Halation, and of course - Epic Flintstones - all had this underlying tinge of bittersweetness to them, as if to encourage us to smile despite the very real possibility that the channel would never return, never be truly recaptured. And as a remix of the late-90s Nickelodeon kids' childhood anthem, CG Man HD Remastered Edition falls right under that same umbrella.

I've covered a few rips of Donkey Kong 64 on here, of course, with Friday Night Minecartin' and DK Rap God, yet the latter rip and its insane sentence mixing of the DK Rap was only made possible through the influence of DK64's most famous rip on the channel - The Coconut Gun Rap. Made early in the channel's life by the ever-talented Harmony Friends, its classic YTP sentence mixing in a direction few would expect, focusing on Donkey Kong's hit weapon the Coconut Gun. The rip is an actual masterpiece that I'm well overdue to cover on here, yet the most brilliant part of it is that its able to referenced in its entirety through nothing but a two-second soundbyte - the Coconut Gun lyric itself! Ever since its release, the Coconut Gun soundbyte has appeared in numerous rips, including the aforementioned File Select Fusion Collab, but few rips feel as much like a whollistic tribute to it as the one in focus today.

Indeed, by being based on Ocean Man from Ween, more well known as the credits theme to The SpongeBob Movie, there's an inherent bittersweetness attached to the song, something I imagine is only enhanced by the nostalgia-factor for those who grew up with the movie (sorry, spongeheads). Yet, those feelings ARE enhanced by the Coconut Gun cover itself, as CG Man HD Remastered Edition and its non-remastered counterpart is an all-new sentence-mixed cover of the song, again in the same vein as DK Rap God. To my knowledge, this was one of the first time that a rip utilized sentence mixing the DK Rap *after* the debut of The Coconut Gun Rap, and it sort of ends up feeling like a full-circle moment as a result? I mean, sure, it is still edited to be spouting obscenities and insults, but it would almost feel out of character if it wasn't - that is to clarify, out of character for a sentence-mixing shitpost.

Because that was part of the magic of the Season 1 finale, the magic of The Reboot, and really the magic of SiIvaGunner's lore in general. It made a lot of us genuinely care and become attached to jokes, mere tools to be used by rippers for shitposts. Because the team's just had such a good track record of paying tribute to and building atop a joke's prior established history, keeping them "in character" as it were, to where it did actually end up feeling bittersweet to see them all go in the Season 1 finale. File Select Fusion Collab captures that essence more whollistically, but for The Coconut Gun Rap in particular as a meme, I could not think of a more befitting sendoff than CG Man HD Remastered Edition.

[revenantghost]

your posts on tristamp got me thinking about smth again ((and idk if you've talked about this already, but anyway))

the existence of the files on vash and knives is so strange to me??? if we're to believe that rem meant to hide their existence as independent plants ((based on her telling knives not to use his powers in front of other humans)) then why create files that outs them as plants?? and if it wasn't rem who created them then who?? BILL??!! it scratches my brain...

but yea crazy...ALSO I love your bookclub posts OUGH YOUR BRAIN <3

I haven't talked about it! BUT, OH, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!

Not enough to make any post on it other than general confusion but boy, I think you're onto something. I'm gonna put this under a cut for some Trimax spoilers that Tristamp has foreshadowed will come to pass, so might actually be Tristamp spoilers (but this is Orange, they surprise me at every turn, so WHO KNOWS)

It's very plausible Conrad made those files.

We know that Knives knows Conrad from before the big fall as seen in episode... eleven? Where we see Tesla's eye on Knives's wrist. And knowing all the shenanigans the twins get up to, Knives probably accidentally woke everyone up again like he did in Trimax. And Conrad stayed behind to meet them after all of his regrets with Tesla (as seen in him collapsing when Knives shows up with that eye).

But that fucker. He has a picture while standing next to Tesla in his office to this day while ADVOCATING FOR GENOCIDE. Morals? Basic human decency? He sure as hell doesn't know them. He knew Tesla, it's hinted that he was at least fond of her, maybe loved her like a daughter in Tristamp, and even made some sort of fucked up replacement of her in Elendira. And he still let her become that tortured, tormented mess in those test tubes. He still let her stay "ALIVE," even though plants can obviously die.

Yes, Rem's access code gave them entry into those documents, but that doesn't mean she created them in the first place. Rem sure as hell isn't faultless in all this, but this strikes me as Conrad's m.o.

Legit gasped alive and came to the same conclusion before I even read you suggesting it was this asshole so LMAO GREAT MINDS??? Sorry if this is nonsensical, I just gasped and started typing.

Oh man, I feel like I'm making more shitposts than anyone or anything else in bookclub asdlkjansdlkjn But I'm happy you're enjoying the bookclub insanity :D <3

[stepswowdsen]

【KagePro】 KuroEne AU: Getting a virus that "overheats" you (NSFW)

(CW: NSFW TEXT)

Warning for NSFW mentions

Kuroha: (-> Certified robot fucker)

Ene: (-> Certified (humanoid) snake/monster fucker)

Ene: (-> Having an Existential Crisis)

(Applies to both Kuroha and Konoha)

Humanoid snek...

It's so funny to think about though like Kuroha in my KuroEne AU is a certified robot fucker. Mf is loud and proud about it

Kudos to him!

I'll put the rest under the cut!

KuroEne /lh

This got brought up in a server I'm in and I'm honestly very open to this.

Ok let's be real, he wouldn't put this above actual sex with Ene, but he'd be into it.

This man is a freak /pos

This honestly reminds me of my KuroEne scenarios where Kuroha ties Ene up with shibari (rope bondage) over her clothes...

Kuroha: (Lovingly ties her up) (Lovingly ties her up) (Lovingly ties her up) (Lovingly ties her up) (^-^)

Kuroha tying her up with ropes or with his black aura spirals that surround him... Ooooooh...

"Getting a virus that overheats you" is like the equivalent of them both drinking an aphrodisiac or sexual stimulant or something.

Like just imagine Ene feeling "overheated" in the form of arousal and Kuroha's touches overloading her senses... GODDDDDDDD THAT'D BE HOT

I had ideas about that where Kuroha proposes a game to Ene where they use an aphrodisiac so that every touch/sensation gets amplified even more, and Ene agrees to his challenge. She tells him that she'll play only if he drinks it too, and so he obliges.

Like I had an idea where he'd want to experiment with making their game more stimulating… so every sensation gets heightened -> Getting a virus that overheats you

Remind me to write for this cuz it'd be hot!

The cute virus gf gets infected by her evil snake parasitic bf's horny 🐇🐍 /lh /j

...

C: The image...

Help jdjfjejrjejf

Me: Everything in this hell yeah. I'm not into gagging tho. It's fine, just not for me personally. I like my ship intimacy gentler than that. I personally have very vanilla tastes in ship intimacy.

Laughing to myself cuz Kuroha would have the biggest ego about it considering in my AU he made her android body himself

S: I agree with everything OP said

Hell yeah I’ll drink to that bro

Me: SAME

I'll drink to that

Me: Gay thoughts for Ene!!! 💙📢

I'm ace af with a low drive, I'm not even thirsty LMAO

I just like thinking of ship intimacy.

I know we joke that Kuroha is a robot fucker in the KuroEne AU but kudos to him. I'd do the exact same if I were in his shoes (fuck Ene)

Ene thirst on main /lh

Especially when I only write NSFW for my fave ships' intimacy (ship scenarios), and also for the sake of a joke (shitpost memes)

Previous KuroEne AU Scenarios (NSFW)

I'm just gonna link my old KuroEne (NSFW) scenarios for reference

I think I got the majority of my KuroEne (NSFW) posts.

Maid Kuroha plays the roleplay game with Ene (New)

Updated post

Maid Kuroha plays the roleplay game with Ene (Old)

Old post, but has different rambles

KuroEne Shibari (Rope Bondage) + Maid Kuroha plays with Ene

Kuroha plays the roleplay game with maid Ene

Ene sets the rules for their game

Kuroha licks up the mixture of their fluids and teases Ene about it

Kuroha uses Awakening Eyes to tease Ene and eats her out

Kuroha changes into his MR2 form in front of Ene

Kuroha sucks on Ene's fingers

[cosmichawk]

!shitpost warning!

okay so i have this psd file where i just dump all of my crack pierro ideas, and....

i have no idea under what influence i was when i drew this, but it became one of the pillars of my mental stability. truly one of drawings of all time

ALSO

this one always sends me. i actually think of drawing clown/jester pierro just bc it's so fucking funny. like.. you have no idea HOW funny this is to me

i feel like people don't pay attention to the fact that pierro himself chose his title (and that he also gave names and titles to other harbingers). like??? this bitch is the king of post-irony. i don't mind people hc him as this stoic cold man but PLS. HE NAMED HIMSELF 'THE JESTER'. there is no way that this bitch doesn't have really great sense of humor

[corvidtrinkets]

Pinned post!!

this is my tags masterpost! it’s mostly for me so I can remember what tags I filed things under. the nest gets messy after all.

TAGS:

ocs: my personal oc tag that I think fits the vibes of my ocs. Mostly shitposts.

oc aes: outfits/images that fit my ocs.

oc insp: things that inspire me to make character designs based off of.

aes: general images that I think are pretty and could use in moodboards.

poetry: textposts/comic illustrations that I find poetic and beautiful. The best of the best!

blorboposting: stuff I tag as my current fav fandom stuff.

fav art: any and all cool art I find, which ranges from stuff I think is neat, to art that makes my brain keeps thinking about and is just the best I’ve ever seen. Mostly drawings but anything that someone could make goes under the art tag, like crochet, writing, etc. cool art: I don’t put much under this tag. Just art that’s a step below fav art.

fav: my favorite silly things. This is basically the same thing as my cache tag. I sort posts between these two purely based on how I feel in the moment.

cache: things I love so much that I keep thinking about them over and over. I reblog so I can save them for later, either for me or to share with ppl.

fav cache: best of the absolute best.

save for a rainy day: cute and wholesome things I save for when I’m feeling sad. Same idea as saving a nice little treat for when you have a bad day.

posts that rewrite my brain: posts that change my entire way of thinking and introduced me to ideas and ways of doing things that I’d never thought of before. Posts that make me think and changed me into the (better) person I am today.

tumblrzoology: a very niche kind of post that sometimes I come across and save on my blog like a biologist who found a very rare kind of bug and doesn’t know when they will see another living sample. It’s a specific kind of text post where people will talk about inanimate objects/actual creatures like they are zoologists talking about animals. Here’s an example:

‘Despite common belief, the domestic house clown is NOT suitable for an outdoor lifestyle. They are adorable and whimsical creatures, and quite docile towards humans, children and other pets, but when allowed to roam outside will hunt other species, sometimes much larger than them simply for sport. Much like how cats should be kept inside to protect local bird and native species, please keep your pet clown inside.’

it’s a super niche kind of post and it’s my favorite.

[spare-hat-spirit]

shorse.pnj

🤠💞🐴 my favorite ship 😍🥰❤️

[eyepatchdate]

*technically* did a part of a project last week "incorrectly", but i wasnt explicitly told about it so i pretend ignorance.

vs my coworker who did it "correctly" by working 2 hours late unappreciated. and unpaid. lol.

[campirebitesarchive]

I love it when my intrusive thoughts aren’t even bad they’re just .. wrong ?

I was literally just standing here having a lil smoke with my music on having a good time and then my brain was like

YOU WERENT THERE THE DAY YOUR UNCLE DIED WHAT IF HES SECRETLY STILL ALIVE

like? no? what the fuck?

[mudkipper]

[logan delos voice] what are you into russy or something billy you fucking freak? what do you mean 'what's russy' duh it obviously means robot pussy you fucking idiot

[bisexualstokes-archive]

friend: why do you watch that show?

me: for the whump

[jungmoseok]

On one hand, I really hope my notes will be able to transfer to my computer once it’s repaired. But at the same time, my dad’s going to make sure everything runs well, and will most likely peep into every app. What if he sees mY STUPID KINK FANFICS?! 😭😭 I’m an adult with the problems of an 11 year old shut up

[firjii]

IT’S TIME FOR THE NEW COMPUTER DANCE