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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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It’s thirsty Thursdays, girls!!! (gn)
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#checo fucker hours#I need him dramaturgically#I need to be in an affair with him that spans 20 years for the benefit of my character arc#like at one point I find out I have a kid that he hid from me#and we fight over it and I get him pregnant again and then leave#I need to help him with his cardio#like high intensity hot room tantric yoga#just feverish and you get almost high because of how hot the room is#and like we’re both on the verge of passing out#the kind of cardio/lotus position that would need ten liters of electrolytes#f1#sergio perez#checo pérez#checo perez#checo#sergio checo pérez
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I had way to much fun making this
#milkys art#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#electrolyte cookie#clotted cream cookie#choco bon bon cookie#Red hot cookie
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Hey y'all! The AC in my house is like half-broken and I have all the heat tolerance of a particularly sad penguin*, so I could use some advice. I am from a desert area, so I know the stay hydrated, electrolytes, loose clothes type advice, but do you have any advice for handling the heat in humid areas specifically? Also, does anyone have any recommendations for sun hats? Specific sun hats you recommend are what I'm looking for, but if you don't have a specific one an idea of what criteria I should look for would be very helpful too *I say this jokingly, idk how much heat tolerance penguins actually have. I have POTS, salt wasting syndrome, and some unknown autoimmune issue that probably involves my endocrine system? Docs are still working on it but the sum total is I cannot exist in hot temperatures
#the person behind the yarn#tj asks weird questions#this one isn't that weird that's just my tag for this#I have All The Electrolytes in supplement form#and I take them regularly! and a medication to make me retain them better!#it just doesn't work enough for summer#the AC is keeping it to mid 80s at the highest but at like anything over 78ish I start wilting#like a dramatic houseplant#and I saw a post and apparently benadryl makes you sweat less??#which on the one hand is good for me personally for 'hey that is my salt I want to keep it' reasons#but on the other is bad for 'actually lowering temperature' reasons#though to be clear I don't really overheat. like. I do not get actual heat exhaustion#my problem is my body is Too Good at vasodilation in an effort to shed heat#so my blood pressure drops and it makes my heart rate skyrocket to try to compensate#but frequently when it's hot my body temperature is actually a full degree or more BELOW my normal#I am not in danger of actual overheating in any way shape or form. I'd pass out first from low blood pressure lol
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walked 2.5 miles around a lake with a friend and holy smokes i love how my body can still move even though the weight/posture/activity level are not ideal rn
#it is SO HOT though it time for a fun little (big) electrolyte drink#ready to sign up for a personal trainer i need to know how to move so i can explore#i have a hike on sunday wish me and my bod luck#shouting into the void here
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Pretty sure I have a dehydration headache rn. I need an IV attached to me while I wfh at this point 🫠
#personal#I'm drinking electrolytes now#it's not even that hot today...I just didn't drink enough yesterday 😩
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Ourgh. Ohhhhhhh. Wughhhh. Bike
#some shit#like at least 20 mins straight cycling. break in the middle as always. HILLLLSSSSSS. well. one hill. but STILLLLLL#IT RAINED ON MEEEEEE#which meant i was RACING BACK. which. u get it. exhausted. weak flop#bearrrly trust myself to holddddd a glassss. save me overly sweet smelling electrolyte save me.#damn. this is just like how moon felt. probably. wont some big hot Grandpa dragon come carry meeeeeeeee
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Almost died a few years ago and I came back worse
#emma posts#one of those events you look up and are like#holy shit. why did the park emt just tell me to rest? I should have been in the hospital?!#if I died like that I’d be disappointed#but also dead#I have long term side effects though#like epilepsy and ptsd. It’s not been going great#I’m not dead though so 🤷♀️#this sounds worse than I meant it to#i just had to get this out of my annoying brain#I didn’t actually have my heart stop or anything#my body was just cooking itself and my brain short circuited#but the park emt just said to eat drink and sleep so I did#apparently what happened kills people pretty frequently though so I should have been to the emergency room instead#and then we went back to the park the next day#we really had no idea how heat stroke works#like ‘okay I got too hot’ bitch your body roasted itself and your brain broke#not to mention that any of my seizures could technically kill me. but they haven’t yet!#anyway. consume electrolytes with your water and if you stop sweating entirely that’s a very bad sign#this post was supposed to be funny and now I fucked that up
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I'm really mad about how my university is handling the heat wave - or rather, not handling it. They haven't sent out any notices or warnings. They haven't told people what safety precautions they should be taking. They are flat-out refusing to acknowledge this as a public safety risk.
EXTREME HEAT IS A SAFETY RISK! Heat related illness can KILL PEOPLE!
But we're not gonna talk about that. We'll complain about the weather like we always do and then we'll move on with our lives.
#hylian rambles#extreme heat#vent post#please be careful if your area is having unusually hot weather!#drink more water than you think you need! electrolytes too if you're gonna be outside for long!#wear loose and light colored clothing#don't be more physically active in the heat than you absolutely have to#its okay to take longer to get places to avoid making your body generate all that heat by going fast#if you get a headache or dizziness or nausea or excessive sweating you need to cool down asap. shade. ac if possible. fluids.#you can also pour water on yourself or put cold packs on major arteries (neck armpits groin)#if you or anyone passes out or gets confused or delirious get medical help immediately that is an emergency called heat stroke
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atkh soon come??
Ahhh thank you for sending me this ask I was low key kind of thinking maybe no one would notice if the update was suuupppper late (and by that I mean hopefully tomorrow).
The original plan had been to finish up the chapter yesterday. BUT THEN I managed to give myself a mild case of heatstroke / sun poisoning at the barn yesterday (yay summer) and basically spent most of the day laying on my cold tile floor with my work laptop wishing I was anywhere else. I went to bed at 6:30pm that's how bad it was. And then so today I was playing catch up on all the work stuff I didn't really do yesterday because I was laying on the cold floor wishing I had remembered to drink Gatorade. Which means I have not even looked at the chapter since earlier in the week and it is in fact not finished 😞 BUT I'm actually finally starting to actually feel better (yay!) and the plan is to finish it tomorrow - hopefully before the Oilers / Panthers game. I'm so sorry for the delay, and thank you so much for checking in about the update. I'm so grateful that you're enjoying ATKH and hope you continue to do so. I hope your Friday is going better than mine and that you have a wonderful weekend!!
❤️Ally
#allylikethecat#ask ally#anon ask#keep it kind#fanfiction#matty fic#gatty#fanfic#all the king's horses#equestrian au#atkh#im so sorry for the delay#i should have posted something#but if im being perfectly honest my head has still been a little foggy#it went from like regular wow its hot#to record breaking hot#really really fast and i did not prepare or adjust properly#it wasnt just me though one of my barn besties also got really fucked up by the heat yesterday#she was texting me this morning and was like “i am unwell” and i was like same#Pop is fine though he is living his absolute best life#he has his own personal fan and a mister and is now only getting turned out at night#and the grooms pull him out and hose him off with cold water twice a day#and he gets plenty of electrolytes and he's a good drinker#idk how my trainer manages but their autowaterers are still cold in the summer#lol sometimes on the really hot days they'll freeze gatorade in like donut pans or bundt pans#and hang it for them to lick#he loves when he gets to have a pony popsicle#i was so unwell yesterday though omg#it was bad#i cant remember the last time i felt so miserable
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the train schedule is fucked this week so i've been walking about a mile to the next east-west bus and taking that home and it's weirdly pleasant?! sad that under normal circumstances bus -> train is so much faster
#it's been 103f ish all week but ive still been enjoying it honestly... fucked up#like to be clear i have a neck fan and a hat/parasol and a mediocre electrolyte drink from the work fridge#but idk last winter my body was really struggling w any significant walk so it's nice that the only problem im having after these#is Well It's Fucking Hot So I'm Really Sweaty
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it's september.....why is it almost 80 degrees....hello.....
#birdie rambles#literally having a flare bc it's so hot 😭#ty ice packs and electrolyte chews <33 ily#ik it's not fall yet but i want it to be 🙄
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I’m dehydrated and forgot my water bottle and electrolyte tablets and my schools cafeteria isn’t open yet so I can’t get a Gatorade heres to hoping I don’t pass out today
#for context#i pass out sometimes when I stand up#And it’s worse if I don’t have enough salt or electrolytes in me or if it’s too hot#moth rambles
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Official updated designs!
Red hots killed a few men.
Eletrolytes still our favorite crash landed boy
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Hey y'all! Weird question time again, muscle related this time! I suspect I know the answer to this one, but asking anyway: Do your muscles ever get so tense on one side of your body* that bending your knee is painful because the muscles are so tight they pull across the front of your kneecap? Idk that those even are muscles. Tendons? Ligaments? *not because of injury, just like "woke up and they were this way"
#the person behind the yarn#tj asks weird questions#pretty sure this is just me being sodium Georg again#but ow. like. the pain itself isn't suuuuper bad?#but the tension is currently from my forehead around the back of my head to my neck all the way down to my calf#so like. every way I move hurts at least a little#unpleasant for sure. time for electrolytes and hot water bottles
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in my mind depression and global warming and very interconnected in a stupid way thats killing me and making me wish i could gouge out the eyeballs of people with names and addresses you can easily access on the internet
#'if you stay inside too long youll obviously fall back into an episode'#leave me ALONE its genuinely too hot to be out i get a headache and need to drink electrolytes just by waiting for the bus#i want to go out i want to run around and climb trees at the park but i also dont want to get a heatstroke yknow
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