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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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selfishpresley · 4 months ago
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It’s thirsty Thursdays, girls!!! (gn)
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cosmica-candy · 8 months ago
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I had way to much fun making this
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tj-crochets · 7 months ago
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Hey y'all! The AC in my house is like half-broken and I have all the heat tolerance of a particularly sad penguin*, so I could use some advice. I am from a desert area, so I know the stay hydrated, electrolytes, loose clothes type advice, but do you have any advice for handling the heat in humid areas specifically? Also, does anyone have any recommendations for sun hats? Specific sun hats you recommend are what I'm looking for, but if you don't have a specific one an idea of what criteria I should look for would be very helpful too *I say this jokingly, idk how much heat tolerance penguins actually have. I have POTS, salt wasting syndrome, and some unknown autoimmune issue that probably involves my endocrine system? Docs are still working on it but the sum total is I cannot exist in hot temperatures
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soft-girl-musings · 8 months ago
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walked 2.5 miles around a lake with a friend and holy smokes i love how my body can still move even though the weight/posture/activity level are not ideal rn
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music-for-them-asses · 1 year ago
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Pretty sure I have a dehydration headache rn. I need an IV attached to me while I wfh at this point 🫠
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istherewifiinhell · 6 months ago
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Ourgh. Ohhhhhhh. Wughhhh. Bike
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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 7 months ago
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Almost died a few years ago and I came back worse
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hylianengineer · 1 year ago
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I'm really mad about how my university is handling the heat wave - or rather, not handling it. They haven't sent out any notices or warnings. They haven't told people what safety precautions they should be taking. They are flat-out refusing to acknowledge this as a public safety risk.
EXTREME HEAT IS A SAFETY RISK! Heat related illness can KILL PEOPLE!
But we're not gonna talk about that. We'll complain about the weather like we always do and then we'll move on with our lives.
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allylikethecat · 8 months ago
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atkh soon come??
Ahhh thank you for sending me this ask I was low key kind of thinking maybe no one would notice if the update was suuupppper late (and by that I mean hopefully tomorrow).
The original plan had been to finish up the chapter yesterday. BUT THEN I managed to give myself a mild case of heatstroke / sun poisoning at the barn yesterday (yay summer) and basically spent most of the day laying on my cold tile floor with my work laptop wishing I was anywhere else. I went to bed at 6:30pm that's how bad it was. And then so today I was playing catch up on all the work stuff I didn't really do yesterday because I was laying on the cold floor wishing I had remembered to drink Gatorade. Which means I have not even looked at the chapter since earlier in the week and it is in fact not finished 😞 BUT I'm actually finally starting to actually feel better (yay!) and the plan is to finish it tomorrow - hopefully before the Oilers / Panthers game. I'm so sorry for the delay, and thank you so much for checking in about the update. I'm so grateful that you're enjoying ATKH and hope you continue to do so. I hope your Friday is going better than mine and that you have a wonderful weekend!!
❤️Ally
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sorceressrinoa · 9 months ago
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the train schedule is fucked this week so i've been walking about a mile to the next east-west bus and taking that home and it's weirdly pleasant?! sad that under normal circumstances bus -> train is so much faster
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birdietrait · 1 year ago
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it's september.....why is it almost 80 degrees....hello.....
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theforesteldritch · 1 year ago
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I’m dehydrated and forgot my water bottle and electrolyte tablets and my schools cafeteria isn’t open yet so I can’t get a Gatorade heres to hoping I don’t pass out today
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cosmica-candy · 11 months ago
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Official updated designs!
Red hots killed a few men.
Eletrolytes still our favorite crash landed boy
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tj-crochets · 3 months ago
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Hey y'all! Weird question time again, muscle related this time! I suspect I know the answer to this one, but asking anyway: Do your muscles ever get so tense on one side of your body* that bending your knee is painful because the muscles are so tight they pull across the front of your kneecap? Idk that those even are muscles. Tendons? Ligaments? *not because of injury, just like "woke up and they were this way"
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jotx · 2 years ago
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in my mind depression and global warming and very interconnected in a stupid way thats killing me and making me wish i could gouge out the eyeballs of people with names and addresses you can easily access on the internet
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