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#shoutout to pretrans me for being a diversity hire in my friend group full of queer people#ive talked to many trans women who've had this experience#keep an eye out on your straight friend#they might suddenly seem sadder and start wearing large hoodies even when its hot out#trans#transgender#trans memes#mtf#196
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The absolute crime that was Jack Harkness being a total enthusiastically knowledgable technology geek being written out of his character for torchwood. You wanna write a sex icon without his most attractive quality?? Come on now. Give the man his passion back.
#this is also boom town posting because he was SO on it with the tech in that episode and he was SO hot for it and it just gives his#character more dimensions you know?? like he was more than just a hot flirt he was a hot flirty geEK and that should be respected#obviously he’s not written as a clueless idiot in torchwood either but he definitely loses any evidence of his personal hobby and interest#I guess he moves from the tech support and hired muscle to the immortal team leader which is quite a step#torchwood#captain jack harkness#doctor who
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♪ What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man...
#evan buck “yeah i check out a hot guy's ass sometimes but that's normal right” buckley#like why would they introduce eddie “no offence but i'm straight” diaz like this if not for buck to visibly have bi thoughts#and then 7 seasons later give eddie the gayest look i've ever seen ever#and like have them have this Bonding Moment after having known each other for five minutes#and both immidiately being like yeah i would trust you with my life#over and over again#bobby could have hired ANYONE ELSE#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#911#911edit#911 abc#911 fox#mine: gif#mine
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ALT my reflection
redraw reference, close ups, and a bonus under the cut :)
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth#sonadow#i guess lol#astrophysician#my art#this feels like somebody else made it#i'm still in disbelief#i'm. very proud of this#idw please hire me i want to work on your comics so bad. not a joke#...i did it again i made the background the bi flag head in hands#i can't help it that my favorite colors are dark blue and hot pink!!!
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Going to make a proper promo post later, but wanted to give a quick heads-up that I'm likely going to be opening my Vgen for character art commissions sometime in the next few days!
If you follow my page over there it should notify you when slots open (^^)/
🍁 vgen.co/ABDillustrates
#artists on tumblr#abd illustrates#daily dork#commissions#I've been slowly getting my Vgen page set up for a hot minute#But I've had a couple of asks about comms recently and realized the top of a new month would be as good a time as any!#also it looks a bit barren atm but thats cause i didnt know how to publish the stuff in my example portfolio#without accidentally launching as available for hire before i was actually ready to roll sdfgkjsdfs#in any case! Going to be offering manga style or full color character art slots for up to 2 characters per piece (^^)/#more details on the way hopefully later today?? or tomoz
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love how style's dad is just like ??? we have hot guys at home wtf are u eatin out for
the hot guys at home:
(and hes right and he should say it)
#hes not wrong lmao#hes like son im not mad just disappointed..not that you're gay but that ur not fucking the hot mechanics i hired explicitly for you to fuck#camille watches#thk#the heart killers#he bout to sit fadel down at the end and be like 'what are ur intentions with my son?' 'uh i mean i love him very–'#'no stop. CAN YOU CHANGE A TIRE? yes or no'#lmaoo
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Rodeo brawl aftermath 👀
#kakyoin is a rodeo clown#cowboy jotaro#he was hired to make Jotaro ‘’disappear’’#but then he got got#and now they’re cowboyfriends#got the hots while fighting#jojos bizarre adventure#fanart#aged up characters#jjba part 3#jojo part 3#noriaki kakyoin#kakyoin#kakyoin lives#jotaro kujo#cowboy au#western au#rodeo clown kakyoin#stardust crusaders#jotakak#jotaro x kakyoin
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And we kept everything professional But something's changed 🎶
#duchelliextras#ivy duchelli#david kauker#meanwhile in windenburg#ivy is keeping it extremely professional#the hazards of hiring a hot dance instructor
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so tempted to write him into the static verse SO FUCKING TEMPTED
#static verse#bucky barnes x reader#what even what be his role?#ex fling?#coming back as a villain?#hot ex boyfriend turned mafia boss?#hot ex turned arms dealer?#we already did that one my bad#hot ex turned assassin for hire?#hot ex turned evil doctor who has a criminal organisation behind him that helps him remake the super soldier serum#he wants her back#but she seems keen on super soldiers#and he's like fine#i'll just become a super soldier myself#and he's like ah#come back to me#and man#man#MAN#i mean yes#bucky x reader#forever#bucky x reader endgame#but like#the TEMPTATION#hot ex#jensen ackles#lets write you into a marvel fic
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And if I say Criston and Alicent's relationship is founded upon & revolves entirely around their solidarity as two marginalized people who were both taken advantage of sexually by Targaryen royalty they could not say no to and who were then both humiliated and discarded as if that violation meant nothing, then what-
#it shouldnt be a hot take but just a reminder: if someone can have you killed for saying no then you cannot consent#if someone can take away your job and social status with a single word then you cannot consent to have sex with them#if someone hired you and can fire you at any moment if you upset them you cannot consent to sex with them#criston cole#ser criston cole#alicent hightower#alicent#criston#ser criston#hotd#house of the dragon#meta#hotd meta
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the way that you can tell how little gerrard pays attention or even knows his team because why are you pairing up buck and hen & chim and eddie when hen and chim should be on triage for the patient and buck and eddie should be on grapple.
bobby knows his team, he knows their strengths and knows where best to put each team member.
obviously they can all do the job perfectly well but its about knowing your team and playing to their strengths.
#gerrard you are significantly dumber than you play yourself up to be#like you arent hot shit#just a nepo hire#fuck you#911#911 on abc#911 abc#911 s8 e4#911 spoilers#911 show#911 series#911 s8#911 season eight#911 season 8#evan buck buckley#eddie diaz#henrietta wilson#chimney han#captain nash#captain gerrard#bobby nash#buddie#wilsonhan
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Karu the things you get away with 😭 DE really be hiring the people ever
DE gave them these conversations I'm just a vessel !!!
#i'm so happy that warframe is proper 'fandomable' now you have no idea#and by fandomable i mean all of us smashing the dolls together#dolls that have given traits and more of a common ground than warframe had til now#of course you can each do your own twist on that but... you know the difference im talking about :')#proper characters not just hot robots#also not hired! just commissioned from DE here and there
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What if we were Funko Pop! Star Wars - The Mandalorian #461 and #482 and we were DinLuke-ing
(no background version and my IRL bobble dads below)
nyeheheheh
#star wars#the mandalorian#din djarin#luke skywalker#dinluke#skydalorian#grogu#funko pop#clan of three#clan of four technically#GROGU HAS A TWIN#Mr. Funko please hire me so I can make your bobbleheads gay#this was so much fun to draw after my brutal hell stats midterm#It's been a hot minute since I've drawn something this detailed#ONCE AGAIN THE NON-BINARY URGE TO MAKE THIS A STANDEE IS KICKING HARD#but I literally have no idea how and I sure as hell can't sell shit from my dorm room :'(#literally if you have those kinds of resources DM me for the image file just mail me one too pls#sol draws the space gays
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people love an "i'll take care of you" "it's rotten work" "not to me, not if it's you" character dynamic until the character who needs to be taken care of is disabled. then it's supposedly fucked up and toxic for a person to have to take care of someone else.
#eliot posts#this is continuing off that last post i reblogged#that time i was like ''aw tumblr is out of new posts for this character i like. reddit is empty too. lemme check twitter''#BIG MISTAKE#i had to see the hot take of#''it's fucked up to ship this because character A had to be character B's caretaker. that's basically slavery.''#LIKE BRUH???#have you. ever met a couple where one of them is disabled and needs a caretaker? bc that's a very real thing that happens and it's not toxi#honestly usually the risk in those situations is the power the caretaker nay have over their disabled partner#but that imbalance can be properly navigated#and is not a concern in these two characters' case bc there is a very clear mutual respect there#caregiver fatigue is a real problem too of course but that's ALSO something that can be successfully navigated#and in these particular characters' case doesn't seem like it would be an issue because like#character b also has professional caretakers who will likely continue to be part of his life if needed#(and the money to hire more if not)#like it's okay to not like the ship#maybe the age gap of someone in their 20s w someone in the equivalent of their 30s squicks you out#maybe you monogamously ship one or both of them w someone else#maybe you think their dynamic is way more interesting from a platonic angle than from a romantic one#maybe you just aren't interested in their dynamic#those are all fair points! i'm not even ride or die for that ship myself#but jesus fucking christ you don't gotta be ableist about it#oh or the equally bad take i saw on there of#''character a could never be attracted to character b. he just sees char b as a sick dying old dog that he needs to take care of''#like no! character a clearly respects and values character b! they are friends! the issue is just that YOU see character b as a dying dog.
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Photoshoot of German actor Damian Hardung, photographed by sercan.sevindik (1)
#damian hardung#photoshoot#maxton hall#german actors#handsome#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#blue eyes#somebody hired him for a Hollywood romcom
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OHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDD OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M GOING FUCKING CRAZY. THE BACKWARDS CAP ON THE FIRST PHOTO OHHHHHHH MY FUCJING GOD
#smosh#spencer agnew#smosh games#MY BOYFRIEND MY BOYFRIEEEEEND#HE’S ACTUALLY SO FUCKING HANDSOME BRO WHAT THE HELL#OTHER GAME’S PEOPLE ALSO LOOK SO GOOD ??#SMOSH ONLY HIRES HOT PEOPLE CONFIRMED#i need him really fucking bad#i am once again manifesting he is my boyfriend and we live happily ever after
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