#horse face

[brave-and-gentle]

Girl dad!Jean Kirstein - Halloween Party Edition

Look I know it’s not the season but I need to infect everyone with these images *right now*

Eren and Mikasa have invited everyone to their annual Halloween party.

Your 4-year-old daughter’s latest obsession is Toy Story, so she dresses up as Jesse and asks Jean to dress up as, well, her horse, Bullseye.

Jean doesn’t bat an eye at this request. He’s fully embraced it. He gets one of those stupid horse masks and everything.

Ironically, your daughter has no inkling of the horse face nickname Eren bestowed upon him back in college.

Your daughter requests that you and Sasha dress up as her other obsession, Anna and Elsa from Frozen. You and your best friend happily oblige.

When you arrive at the party, Eren busts out laughing at Jean and points out that he doesn’t need the horse mask. For once, Jean takes it in stride and calmly tells Eren to shove it.

At the party, you and Sasha sip margaritas and giggle at Jean crawling around the floor with your daughter on his back. This man has committed to the bit and he is proud!

Jean gives Eren the side eye because his two boys, dressed as Power Rangers, are rough housing a bit too close to your daughter for his comfort.

Jean and Reiner give each other a respectful nod. Reiner is dressed up as Appa and his daughter is Katara.

After a couple of hours, your daughter and Reiner’s daughter are both passed out on the couch. “How much candy did you let her have??” You demand as Jean picks her up ever so gently to keep her asleep. He gives you a sheepish look and says “I couldn’t tell her no!”

On the car ride home, Jean places a hand on your inner thigh and slowly slides up. “So, how’d you like to ride this horse when we get home?”

[marcobodtlives]

It sends me that if you type “horse face” into pinterest 50% of what comes up is Jean

[ponku-po]

Whatcha got there?? - RRDartist

[tilbageidanmark]

From Rob Macinnis The Farm Family Project

[printabledesignrf]

Forget me not Horse clip art

[artbych3lk]

Some more pics from today's wanderings

[randgugotur-6]

[vinsmoke-lover]

Attack on Titan fandom what do you think about this?

[ayomheartmother]

🙏 why he gotta be so mf handsome all the time 🐎

[by13x]

西遊記-

88- Mamian 馬面

[marcobodtlives]

Marco guiding Jean from the afterlife

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[we-players]

Catch up with Ox Head and Horse Face, those wise-cracking Chinese guardians of the underworld, on SF's Great Highway this Saturday at Noriega from 12 to 4. This event is free and open to all ages!

Photos by the amazing Lauren Matley

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(I made this meme)

[geegers22]

He would not fucking say that

[bellbugsie]

I was facetiming with a horse💕