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brave-and-gentle · 8 months ago
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Girl dad!Jean Kirstein - Halloween Party Edition
Look I know it’s not the season but I need to infect everyone with these images *right now*
Eren and Mikasa have invited everyone to their annual Halloween party.
Your 4-year-old daughter’s latest obsession is Toy Story, so she dresses up as Jesse and asks Jean to dress up as, well, her horse, Bullseye.
Jean doesn’t bat an eye at this request. He’s fully embraced it. He gets one of those stupid horse masks and everything.
Ironically, your daughter has no inkling of the horse face nickname Eren bestowed upon him back in college.
Your daughter requests that you and Sasha dress up as her other obsession, Anna and Elsa from Frozen. You and your best friend happily oblige.
When you arrive at the party, Eren busts out laughing at Jean and points out that he doesn’t need the horse mask. For once, Jean takes it in stride and calmly tells Eren to shove it.
At the party, you and Sasha sip margaritas and giggle at Jean crawling around the floor with your daughter on his back. This man has committed to the bit and he is proud!
Jean gives Eren the side eye because his two boys, dressed as Power Rangers, are rough housing a bit too close to your daughter for his comfort.
Jean and Reiner give each other a respectful nod. Reiner is dressed up as Appa and his daughter is Katara.
After a couple of hours, your daughter and Reiner’s daughter are both passed out on the couch. “How much candy did you let her have??” You demand as Jean picks her up ever so gently to keep her asleep. He gives you a sheepish look and says “I couldn’t tell her no!”
On the car ride home, Jean places a hand on your inner thigh and slowly slides up. “So, how’d you like to ride this horse when we get home?”
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marcobodtlives · 10 months ago
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It sends me that if you type “horse face” into pinterest 50% of what comes up is Jean
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ponku-po · 2 years ago
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Whatcha got there?? - RRDartist
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tilbageidanmark · 8 months ago
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From Rob Macinnis The Farm Family Project
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printabledesignrf · 8 months ago
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Forget me not Horse clip art
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artbych3lk · 1 month ago
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Some more pics from today's wanderings
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randgugotur-6 · 7 months ago
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vinsmoke-lover · 7 months ago
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Attack on Titan fandom what do you think about this?
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ayomheartmother · 2 years ago
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🙏 why he gotta be so mf handsome all the time 🐎
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by13x · 2 years ago
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西遊記-
88- Mamian 馬面
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marcobodtlives · 10 months ago
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Marco guiding Jean from the afterlife
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river--ghost · 4 days ago
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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we-players · 1 month ago
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Catch up with Ox Head and Horse Face, those wise-cracking Chinese guardians of the underworld, on SF's Great Highway this Saturday at Noriega from 12 to 4. This event is free and open to all ages!
Photos by the amazing Lauren Matley
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tilbageidanmark · 8 months ago
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(I made this meme)
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geegers22 · 3 months ago
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He would not fucking say that
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bellbugsie · 6 months ago
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I was facetiming with a horse💕
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