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Roo found out horrortale's coming back
horrortale belongs to SourAppleStudios / @\horrortalecomic
#undertale au#undertale#horror sans#horror!sans#undereats!sans#roo#utmv#lets just pretend that horrortale is just a giant show and everyone involved are actors#roo keeps sneaking onto set to deliver food that no one ordered#horror is exasperated#roo's like a really supportive mom LOL#mom friend#imi art#meme#sans oc#also anyone can use the meme if you want to#or even change the text#just be appropriate ig#also don't ask why i had a design for roo in formal wear ready...#ht sans
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because the kustard thoughts are wild:
consider Craftverse Dust, Horror, Classic and Killer having dated Fell before, and now he's been recruited into Nightmare's multi-planetary gang.
and has to deal with all of his exes.
#Killer be like: âdidja know i dated this guy for like three months???â#Classic: âi dated him for seven months.â#Dust: â1.â#classic: â1 what??â#dust: â1 year.â#horror in the background sighing in exasperation as he takes fell away from the awkwardness: âsorry about them.â#yet having dated him for the longest but can't remember due to traumatic skull injury and memory loss#the funnies that could happen.#killer and him having been a messy break up#dust and fell having to run from the planet due to his wanted status#and horror having vanished because he got saved by nightmare and didn't have the memory of fell#... though the scent seems vaguely familiar#horrorfell#dustard#killer sans x fell sans#fell sans#underfell sans#killer sans#horror sans#horror x fell#dust x fell#killer x fell#bad sanses#cross sans#dust sans
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Obsessed with Dick and Damian's similar reactions:
World's Finest: Teen Titans #4
Nightwing (Vol. 4) #43
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guys i feel like camicazi from httyd and nimona from nimona would get on so well. both insane queer weirdos. both reckless and have dragons/are dragons. dual gods of whimsical murderous gay weird little girls. also toothless joins their trio as the bitch dragon
#ballister and hiccup (exasperated gays) watching in horror#nimona#how to train your dragon#httyd books#camicazi#ballister boldheart#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#toothless#book toothless
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On this Wednesday, let us remember Wilson's Wretched White Man Dance.
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#wilson wednesday#wilson's wretched white man dance#dr wilson#james wilson#jimmy wilson#dr james wilson#house md#ft chase's look of horror#ft thirteen's look of horror#ft house's look of exasperation#fifty bucks#pay up#hatecrimes md#Youtube
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So I've been playing Star Rail and from what I've seen, basically the main trio are SIBLINGS. I love them.
#honkai star rail#SO MUCH SIBLING ENERGY#the MC is a fucking raccoon#looking for shit in trashcans#and March and Dan Heng just WATCH in disgust and horror#hsr dan heng#hsr march 7th#hsr mc#hsr stelle#i wanna draw them all doing goofy shit now#im still halfway through the game no spoilers plz#the mc is UNHINGED btw did I mention the fucking CLOSET#found family is my KRYPTONITE#every time Dan Heng looks exasperated at March#or when March judges us#or when Dan Heng is a loser nerd boi#i point and scream FAMBLY FAMBLY FAMBLY#cant forget himeko and welt who are parents but like in a 'we are not together and will never be but we are still your parents' way idk#tax breaks or something#their group chat is called the 'ASTRAL EXPRESS FAMILY' I WILL DIE#FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY
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Doctor X (1932)
"If you ask me, I think Dr. Xavier is using very unethical methods."
"Necessity has no ethics, sir."
#doctor x#1932#american cinema#pre code film#horror film#michael curtiz#robert tasker#earl baldwin#howard warren comstock#allen c. miller#lionel atwill#fay wray#lee tracy#preston foster#john wray#harry beresford#arthur edmund carewe#leila bennett#robert warwick#george rosener#willard robertson#solid good time pre code horror (and another off the Rocky Horror list; actually this could be the last i had to see?) (also contrary to#the lyrics of Science Fiction/Double Featureâ at no point does the titular Dr build 'a creature') but yeah anywa#anyway*â this was one of a very few films made with a pioneering two tone technicolor process that was quickly abandoned in the face of#public apathy; once considered a lost filmâ that version was found in the 80s and is now happily available in a beautiful restoration and i#gotta say it looks absolutely phenomenalâ full of deepâ ominous greens and purples. the plot is some hokum about a string of murders#possibly involving the good Dr (an as always impeccable Atwillâ at the beginning of his all too brief run as a star) and his rogues gallery#of weirdy scientific associates. it's par for the course for early horror cinemaâ complete with mildly exasperating comic foil hero (but by#far not the worst example of the type) and some rather risquĂŠ dialogue that absolutely wouldn't have got past the code a few years on#could have done with more focus on the horror and less on the funny business but so it goes and at least the laboratory stuff looks amazing
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yk shoutout to that one "it's so great you draw the old weary british men with luscious hair and big anime eyes âĄâĄ" anon who'll forever be immortalized in my mind since i aggressively flashback to them everytime i draw stp art now
#/nm im not embarrassed abt it and they wrote the ask so so so very kindly#it's just always in the back of my mind now#clutching my pen exasperated w/ myself. why am i in a horror game fandom and not a shoujo manga#âĄ. txt
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well mark that down as situation 2938489 that I don't know how to handle
#i would love advice on this if y'all have any thoughts to share because i know what my parents think and im having trouble sorting it out#i love these three friends of mine but it is really draining to be around them now because all they will talk about is church drama#(re: our old church) and rehashing it all and being Outraged about the horrors etc etc#either that or being downright condescending about protestants/non denominations and acting like it's funny to talk like that all the time#i end up being more angry or resentful or exasperated at the end of our conversations than glad and at peace like i did before#(before all THIS ish happened and the three of them were like okay this is all we're going to talk about now)#i've tried to say in gentle ways (i am simply not capable of this kind of blunt confrontation) that maybe we should not be talking#so uncharitably towards other people especially behind their backs. like. yes bad things happened. we have to acknowledge that.#but continually making jokes and jibes at a priest's expense really rubs me the wrong way especially since i KNOW that he loves us#and in many ways was trying his best in the circumstances. and are we not supposed to be loving our neighbour#and is this not downright slander to keep going on this way esp since it goes on for HOURS at a time#anyway i don't know what to DO because if i keep chatting with them/meeting up with them conversation will be 90% this thing and i Hate It#but on the other hand i feel responsibility towards them because my godson's one of them and another is a friend who is a fairly recent#convert and if i leave them to stew in their own echo chamber i doubt it'll do them good#am i supposed to keep some distance? am i supposed to keep arguing whenever one of them says something unkind or inflammatory?#am i supposed to keep speaking up so that they hear a different perspective? am i supposed to run in the other direction for my own peace o#mind? anyway i am still thinking this over and it stresses me OUT#it used to be fun and life giving to be around these people and now it is so exhausting and seriously alarming in many ways
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In case anyone has been wondering how Glenn has been doing in the last 20mins of El.den Ring.
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I am late to this ask game but hmmm đď¸
It's so hard to choose just one!!!! AAAAAAA
'Some people are born, grow up, and die by a freak accident, only to find themselves here, ass up on a metal fence, listening to a random child talk about Jesusâ ideal business model.'
I swear there's context đ I love writing Ricky's narration it's so funny he is so Fucking Done in this fic and I love him for it
#most exasperated boy in town fr#this wip is so sillyyy i love it so much#can't wait to share the Horrors with the people :)#my wonderful horde#word from the people
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Another patient enters Dr. Matt's clinic. Who is it this time? Oh? It's Quincey!
Oh boy he's bleeding a lot. What happened?
No worries, Dr. Matt is here to help bandage him up!
Part 2: Quincey's response
Part 3
#welcome home oc#welcome home oc skit#Mathias Medic#cue Matt absolutely exasperated#how did this even happen??#oc shenanigans#horror project (not mine)#audio#welcome home arg#fan creation
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#I had an interview recently yay!!#but I don't know how well I did and it's making me nervous đ#I'm starting to notice a pattern about myself. if an interviewer asks me âwhat would you do if [insert situation here]?â#my brain immediately imagines myself in the situation but the current me. not a future me.#my interviewer asked me what would I do if a customer complained about a certain problem?#and I didn't know the answer because I haven't gotten the job. this is an interview. I haven't been trained and therefore I don't know the#protocol. so how could I know what to do if a customer complained to me RIGHT NOW about the specific problem?#So I told the interviewer that I didn't know. I would ask for help. because.. the current me doesn't know the process? because I'm just a#potential employee and doesn't know the rules?#And looking back at the interview now.. I should've just said âI would follow the rules regarding that specific problem the customer hasâ#not whatever I said đ âI don't know. I would ask youâ đ#ugh maybe it's nothing. but ugh#the interview felt like it was ok but not great?? Hopefully I get the answer soon. and I hope I don't get ghosted#like. please I went though the horrors of the interview. at least tell me I'm rejected or not!! plz#Meanwhile. this pattern has caused problems at home and at work. throughout my life.#it doesn't happen often but... sometimes a person would ask me to do something Without Specifying The Time.#intending for me to do the thing In The Near Future#but my brain will automatically think that I have to do the thing Now#and simetimes I really really really don't want to do that thing Now. so I complain (I'm sorry)#but the asker is exasperated saying 'you don't have to do it Now! I meant sometime in the future!'#and sometimes after that clarification things go back to normal. but sometimes things get problematic instead.#this pattern of me automatically thinking 'in the present' whenever people actually mean the future whenever they don't specify time....#it can cause problems for myself unintentionally đđ I hope it didn't affect my interview negatively#anyway sorry for the rambling#this random person's ramblings
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why do i imagine the batfam finally meeting the league and then one of them going 'how the fuck do you have so many kids?' and little shit Jason goes 'well, when two people love each other very much...' and because Bruce doesn't wanna listen to this, he tiredly reminds Jason: 'you're adopted' which naturally means that Jason is going to dramatically pretend that this is the first time he's heard that and how could Bruce keep this from him, much to the horror of the league and the exasperation of Bruce
#rrrambles#tbh it could be done with all of the batkids#but it just felt like jason to me#batfam headcanons#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#red hood#jl#justice leage of america#justice league#jla#dc#dc comics#dc headcanon
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your panties scare me, can i take them off?
pov. you got new halloween panties/pajamas and heâs about to lose his mind.
content: implied smut, breath play (toji), virgin!choso, sexual content (MDI), husband!nanami, breeding kink (nanami), roommate!gojo, afab!reader
incl pairings: choso, nanami, gojo, toji
word count. 2.1k
soundtrack đżđ§ď¸: sex on sight ft. usher
Choso.
"Mmh..."
You lay on the bed, entangled in burly arms and the scent of aftershave. Your boyfriend is attacking you in sloppy kisses, all down your neck and jaw, as screams beam out of the TV from the horror movie you'd stopped watching about ten minutes ago.
His hand roams dangerously over your side while your nails dig into his back for stability. The two of you have yet to take things as far as penetration, so itâs all you can do to fight back the urge to whip his cock out and plop down on it.
You wonder if tonight things are going to finally change, as you feel your panties grow damper, and Choso's cock digging into your stomach through his sweats.
"Why do we always do this?" Choso breathes. âWe start a movie we can't even finish."
You laugh against him before it melts into a moan at the reminder of his wet lips. "Because I donât like scary movies, Cho. âM so afraid.â
Choso grunts against your skin, "Really? How can i make you feel better?â
You huff and roll onto your back. Choso doesn't waste any time climbing over you, propping himself up on his elbows.
"You can start by taking my shorts off,â you instruct, eyes filled with lust as you stare up at your ebony-haired partner.
He pauses his kisses to look down at you in surprise. "Y-You want to...?"
"Yes," you nod, biting your lip. âDonât yâwanna comfort me from the scary monsters on the TV?â
Choso nods eagerly, and his big hands come up to your waistband to begin pulling down your shorts. As the material slides over your thighs, he pauses and stares with furrowed brows, right at your underwear.
"Um, baby?" he cocks his head to the side. "Who is... V.S.?"
You let out an exasperated breath before smiling. "That stands for Victoria's Secret, Cho. It's a lingerie brand."
His eyes bulge and he looks back up at you, "Lingerie?"
He continues to slide the shorts all the way off, to reveal your blood red thong with a tiny white ghost on the front. You suspect the ghost is supposed to look like a glob of cum, and you imagine Chosoâs in its place.
"Oh fuck," he breathes, "you wore these f'me?"
"Who else, Cho?" you run your hands over your stomach seductively, patting the top of the thong. "You like?â
Choso's eyes flash white, and he hooks his fingers over the skinny string that keeps the thong around your waist.
"Shit, I..." he swallows thickly. "Love them. You have more like this?â
You nod confidently. âDonât worry, Iâll let you see them one at a time.â
You wink and Chosoâs nervous hands remain entangled in the strings of your thong. âWhat if I canât please you?â
"Not possible," you shake your head, running your hands into his hair, grateful heâd taken it out of its pigtails for his shower. "I nearly cum every time we make out."
His eyes widen. "Oh, so it's not just me," he breathes out in relief.
You giggle and spread your legs a little more, your lips threatening to pop right out of the terribly small pair of panties.
A girl shrieks on the TV and there is the sound of a slashing knife.
You fake a shiver, "Oh, Cho! I'm so afraid. Mmh, hurry and make me feel better.â
Choso smirks and rips down your panties, knowing that the neighbors are going to think someone is really being murdered by the time heâs done with you.
Nanami.
"Excuse me, my love."
You turn in place to see your husband, standing in the doorframe of the bathroom as you brush your teeth.
"Hmph, yes?" you mumble around your toothbrush, your face heating in the same way it always does when you see him, no matter how long youâve been together.
Nanami stands awkwardly in the doorframe, shifting his weight like a nervous child. He's in his own version of pajamas: a white shirt, plaid pants, and house shoes. His hand raises and he points to your legs.
"When did you acquire those?" he asks delicately, referring to the tiny orange shorts you have on that are patterned in bats.
"The shorts?" you mumble, before removing your toothbrush and spitting out the toothpaste. "Um, I got them yesterday while costume shopping with the kids. Why?"
Nanami laces his fingers together. "I just thought I'd seen all of your clothes, because you always try them on for me. You didn't..." he inhales a ragged breath. "You didn't show me these. Is there a reason?"
You nearly feel your heart shatter through your ribcage. Nanami clearly looks distraught that you failed to give him a fashion show. At the same time, you notice his pajama pants growing a friendly tent in them, and you suspect you know the real reason he is upset.
"I... wanted it to be a surprise, Ken," you say, pat drying your mouth on a washcloth, before walking towards him, all minty and shower fresh.
"A surprise?" Nanami questions, visibly getting tense as you approach.
"Mhmm..." you tiptoe your fingers up his arm and over his shoulder. "You like them?"
"That's a very loaded question," Nanami mutters. "I like anything you wear."
"But these seem to be having a different effect on you, honey," you coo, tilting your head to the side, resting your hand on the back of his neck - his sweet spot.
You watch his Adam's apple bob.
"Yes," he whispers, his hands coming up to rest on your hips. "Theyâre really⌠small. And we, you know, canât do things as often anymore with the baby⌠I just miss you.â
You sigh, relaxing under his touch. âRight. Are you sure youâre feeling okay?â
Nanami lets out a feral noise. "No, Iâm not. I feel like a horny teenager. Just need you really bad.â
âI havenât seen you this desperate in a while, honey,â you say, taking a step back, letting your hands fall off of each other. "Go ahead. Take them off.â
Nanami doesn't hesitate. His big hands gently peel down the waistband, and he bites his lip as he examines whatâs underneath.
"You're not wearing underwear," he realizes with a breath. âGonna make me lose myself here, Y/N.â
"Well, I was thinking..." you cock your head to the side. "One more baby wouldn't hurt, would it?"
Nanami's eyes grow a bit larger. âD-donât say that.â
âKnow youâve been trying so hard not to finish in me,â you coo, âbut donât you miss it?â
âY/NâŚâ his knuckles go white as he nearly rips the material of your little shorts. âWe really shouldnât.â
"No, but ngh..." you roll your hips under his hands. "Wouldn't it be fun to see how feral we can get?"
"I am already âferalâ just looking at these shorts, Y/N." Nanami nearly whines, his eyebrows furrowed in desperation, waiting for you to give him the word.
"Really," you whisper on his neck, planting a kiss there soon after. "That was easier than I thought.â
Nanami sighs against you. "Why are you so good at this, hm, little minx?"
You smile against his skin, "Why are my shorts still on, Kento?"
Nanami growls, all guttural and primal instinct, and your back is crashing against the counter in an instant.
You bite your lip, "Eager?â you question.
"You have no idea." He hums as he slides down the orange garment, staring at them. "Did you buy any more?â
"Maybe," you say quietly, blinking as you try to picture what he's going to do to you next.
"Good," he parts your legs and stands between them before using his thick hands to open your mouth and shove the shorts right inside of it. âWeâll need these so we donât wake the baby.â
Gojo.
"You wanna be me so fucking bad!"
You spin slowly in place, holding a piece of popcorn only halfway to your mouth. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Your eyes land on your roommate's bottoms, a plush pair of Friday-the-13th pajama pants. They are exactly like the boy shorts youâre wearing, the ones that have ridden up and cover basically nothing.
"If you wanted to match, you could've just said that," Gojo huffs, crossing his arms.
You raise your eyebrow, "Iâve had these for a long time. You're the one who wants to be like me."
Gojo scoffs. "Why havenât I ever seen them, then?" He shoves his hands in his pockets. âAnd au contraire, madamoiselle, I want to be in you. Huuuge difference there.â
You cough a bit, choking on nothing, unable to respond.
"Of course, choking on my cock could definitely work too," Gojo mutters, examining his nails. "Maybe teach you a lesson about walking around in just your panties."
You roll your eyes, but itâs hard to deny the fluttery feeling in your stomach just from his words. "Please, like I've never done this before."
"And every time you have, you end up bent over, begging for me to take it easier, don't you?" He cocks his head to the side and lets his eyes slither down your body like a snake of temptation.
You bite your lip. "So itâs my fault that you have no self control?â
Gojo nods his head. "Yes, maybe I just wanted to have a nice, relaxing Halloween game night with you... but now you've got me so worked up."
You tap your chin. "You wanted to spend time with me that doesn't involve sex? Seems a little out of character, don't you think?"
Gojo stalks towards you, long feathery strides until he's towering over your frame, eyes threatening to sear your clothes right off of you.
"Oh, you can't get any denser, can you?" he questions. "This sick little arrangement we have, teasing each other and fucking on every surface in the house isn't what I want." He pauses. "I mean, yes, but it's more than that."
You blink up at him. "What else could you possibly want?"
Gojo sighs, and slowly wraps his arms around you in a cinnamon-scented bear hug. "I want to contact you about your car's extended warranty."
"SATORU!" you screech, hitting him on the chest as he bursts into laughter.
"I'm joking, you know that I can't take shit seriously," he runs his fingers through his hair. âFor fuck sake, I want a relationship with you, okay? Do I need to spell it out on the lawn?"
"Yes, actually," you tease, sitting your popcorn bucket down and running your buttery hands over his chest. "You want to be with me?"
"Your pussy's too good to let anyone else have you," he hums, leaning forward and kissing your neck.
"You're so annoying," you grit, but you can't help but melt into his touch and kisses.
He chuckles against you but doesnât respond.
Gojo pulls his head out of your neck and leans towards you, lips parted in expectancy.
Your eyes flutter closed just as your mouths collide, this kiss feeling different than the hundreds that had come before it. You lean into him and grab the drawstring of his pajamas, while his fingers are also subconsciously twisting into your boy shorts.
"Mmh, can't get enough of you," Gojo mumbles against your mouth.
You giggle. "Good thing I'm yours now. There's plenty of time to reach all of me."
He breaks away from you and stares down in astonishment. "Really?"
You nod, tugging him closer by his pants. "So, about that game night..."
"Eh, it can wait, we have some celebrating to do." He grins, and before you know it you're being lifted swiftly into the air, hauled over his shoulder with your ass next to his face, as he pops a crack on the soft skin there. "And don't you ever wear these without warning me again."
Toji.
âWhy are you hovering? I said sit.â
Your boyfriend is obsessed with you sitting on his face, suffocating him with your cunt and juices, this is nothing new. But this time, he wants to try something a bit more deranged.
Youâd just been trying to show him your new panties and matching socks, honest. You may have also been wearing one of his shirts, and this was absolutely his weakness, and you absolutely knew that.
âMy shirt, baby?â heâd cooed, pulling you into a hug and planting soft kisses on your face. âNew panties too? You spoil me.â
It wouldnât be long before he was lifting you up, effortlessly, carrying you to the bed and laying down on it. Then, before you had the chance to squirm or run, he was gripping your sides and lifting you over his face, where you caught your weight with your knees.
âToji, theyâre still on,â you mumble, his hands gliding up your sides to hike up his shirt. He stares directly between your legs which causes your clit to twitch.
âSo?â he questions from below.
Thick hands mash into the crease of your hips, forcing your weight to fall down on his wide nose and full lips.
Your face turns the color of beets, but you ultimately have no time to be embarrassed as Toji locks his arms around your thighs.
His eyes have fluttered closed, and you can feel his shuddering breath through the cloth as he takes in your scent.
Your hands are on the headboard for stability, looking down at him, feeling your panties grow damper as he wiggles his face around, nose brushing your clit.
âToji approved,â he says suddenly, before you feel his fat, warm tongue slide along the material of the panties, and your body lurches.
âWh-WhatâŚ?â
âI can still eat you through your panties,â he huffs, eyes popping open and catching you staring down at him. âThis was the plan all along, puss.â
Your thighs shudder on either side of his head. âYouâre not serious.â
âAs a heart attack, baby,â he mumbles, before flicking his tongue over the cloth again, nose massaging your clit, hands burying deeper into your skin. Itâs all so much, you moan and rotate your hips over him.
âWh-what made you want to try this?â you ask, biting your lip as he tugs on the material with his teeth, taking in another animalistic sniff.
âYou looked so proud to show them off,â Toji grunts. âItâs a shame that they were only going to end up on the floor, huh?â
You have to agree. Youâd stopped buying lingerie long ago because it would never last more than a few seconds around Toji, but you figured a new pair of panties couldnât hurt. You just hadnât expected this reaction out of him.
Besides, you canât deny how good it feels to dry hump his face, there only being a thin barrier between your folds and his wet tongue, making it all the more a tease.
From then on, it became a regular tradition for Toji to âapproveâ your new holiday panties - but of course, the halloween ones remained his favorite.
A/N:
im sorry for pumping out these shitty short ones but im just trying to keep yall fed while we wait for the long ones ^.^
~pennjammin
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanfic#jjk x reader#jjk smut#kento nanami#gojo satoru#toji smut#choso x you#choso kamo#toji fushiguro#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#choso x reader#toji x reader
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I NEED PART TWO OF THE MARVEL CAST FLIRTING WITH Y/N L/N!
. . . MARVEL CAST FLIRTING WITH Y/N Y/L/N FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT! (part2)
You cackled to yourself after sending the message into your groupchat, quickly returning to the video and beginning to play it again, occasional bursts of giggles slipping through your lips.
Resuming your place in the videoâthe first clip that began playing was actually from not that long ago at all. It was You, Kat Dennings, Elizabeth Olsen and Zendaya at Taylor Swifts Eras Tour (an experience you would genuinely never forget). Taylor was playing Lover and, in the clip, Kat had your face in one hand and the other wrapped around your waist, bringing you close to her body.
âLover, can I go where you goââ Kat sang with Taylor, singing all the lyrics to you and grinning at you, faces inches away from each other. ââCan we always be this close.â She punctuated this lyric with giving you an eskimo kiss.
You smiled sincerely at the memory.
The next clip began up, it was you and Chris Evans doing Playground Insults with BBC Radio 1: the two of you were sat opposite each other, knees touching, Chris was grinning goofily at you, giddy laughs escaping him as you tried to remain straight faced.
ââweâre here with Chris Evans and Y/N Y/L/N.â The presenters introduced.
âAnd weâre about to play Playground Insults . . Now Chris and Y/N are sat opposite each other,â the camera cut to you and Chris, him smiling largely and you looking away to contain your own, âthe atmosphere is very tense.â
âWeâve done this quite a few times now but im thinking.. this is the biggest movie of the year, letâs make this the biggest playground insults weâve ever done.â
âYep.â Chris nodded, trying not to laugh.
âChris, hun. . youâre ugly. Like, plain ugly.â You nodded seriously, immediately setting off as you feigned a pained wince to the words. âEveryoneâs been talking about it. . just, youâre so atrocious to look at. Honestly, I almost feel arse over tits in horror when I saw you.â
Chris opened his mouth to say something but then faltered and pouted, âno matter how good of an actor I am, I could never even get those words out my mouth about you and make them sound genuine. Seriously.â
The third clip startedâit was Chris Hemsworth on a carpet, a bold colourful question at the bottom said âWHO HAS THE MOST FANS?â. Chris immediately said, âY/n.â In that deep Australian accent of his. âNot that I blame the people from choosing her to be the peopleâs queen, she is truly one of a kind. Youâll only ever meet one Y/n in your lifetime, cherish it. The fans have the right idea.â
It changed to Scarlett with the same colourful question at screen and at the same carpet event: âOh, Yeah. Y/n, one hundred percent.â She chuckled huskily. âThat woman has fans upon fans and seriously, Iâm one of them. She is something else.â She grinned, winking at the camera.
After Scarlett, Paul Rudd came onto your screen in the very same clip. âOh! The legend herself, Y/N Y/L/N.â Paul answered brightly, smiling. âThe amount of fans she has is unbelievableâwell, itâs definitely believable for someone like her, so, not really unbelievable..â
The forth clip beganâit was you all playing Family Feud with Jimmy Kimmel, on his live show. Sebastian and RDJ were currently facing off; Jimmy posed the question âwhat, other than the sun, are some of the hottest things to exist?â
Sebastian got to the buzzer faster than Robert managed to and didnât even falter or hesitate as he answered straight away, âY/N Y/L/N.â
The audience immediately screamed laughed and shrieked in delight, RDJ just nodded his head in understanding and appreciation, clapping his hands. Chris Evans, Mark and Anthony on the other side all looked amused but ultimately accepting (Chris was nodding along almost subconsciously). You were on the other team, looking heavenward with a faint exasperated grin and Scarlet wrapped her arm around your waist, Chris Hemsworth smirking at you both.
The fifth clip started up: it was a behind the scenes shot from Endgame, the big final battle. You were currently in the middle of doing your own stunt, green screen behind you and harnesses strapped to you as you dangled at a halfway point in the air. Your arms and hands were positioned in such a way to show your character manipulating her powersâthe position also very much enhanced your chest, with the added help of your superhero attire. You looked hot, even you could admit.
The camera mirthfully panned to some of the rest of the cast who all stood aside while you filmed your sceneâsaid cast being Chris Evans, Tom Holland, Gwyneth Paltrow, RDJ, Elizabeth Olsen and Tessa Thompson. All of their eyes were fixated on you, Robert was the only one grinning in amusement (and awe) while all the others stared at you as though you hung the sun yourself.
âBoobies.â Lizzie giggled faintly, her eyes stuck. The rest of the cast watching dumbly nodded while the crew cracked up behind the cameras.
And if you screenshotted their dumbfounded faces looking ip at on screen you. . well that was your business.
The clip changed. It was now Karen Gillan being interviewed on some carpet event, looking genuinely breathtaking. The interviewer was asking, ââobviously, your friend and co-star Y/N Y/L/N has been in lots of iconic movies. . what is your favourite scene of hers in The Wolf of Wall Street?â
Karen paused with a cheeky little smile, giving the interviewer a a jokingly incredulous look. âCome on.â She simply said. âItâs a bloody no brainer, Iâm certain it was Leonardoâs favourite scene too. . ďżźI hope it is anyway otherwise heâs a silly, silly man.â
At the same carpet event with the same interviewer, Chris Hemsworth was being interviewedâhis wife, Elsa, on his arm and looking half ready to battle off any rude interviewers (queen).
ââwhat is your favourite scene of hers in Oceanâs 8?â
âAll of them!â Elsa answered eagerly, grinning. âHer outfits really accentuated her personality and I enjoyed them very much so. Particularly her outfit for the gala. . the amount of accentuated personality, by gosh, it had me speechless.â
Chris turned her head, obviously trying not to laugh at his wife.
âNunca he estado mĂĄs celoso y agradecido por la ropa en mi vida.â Elsa hummed.
You blinked.
The clip changed to you, Sebastian, Lizzie, Paul, Jeremy and Jimmy all on his Tonight Show playing Musical Beers. The slightly unnerving music/beat played in the background while you all stalked around the circle, Paul and Jeremy already outâleaving you, Seb, Lizzie and Jimmy.
As you were all racing around the circular table, Lizzie very obviously swatted your ass and you were impressed with your own body as you watched that impact: the audience erupted into laughs and shrieks, Jimmy playfully covering his eyes as Seb smirked. You thought that would be the end of the clip, but no.
The very disco-esk tune briefly cut out and past time you thought that meant it stopped completely and youâd already reached for the red cup in front of you and chugged itâs contents, only to pause as the music began back up.
âSpit it back! Spit it back!â
You did just thatâbut when the music actually stopped and Seb was left standing in front of the cup with your (letâs not go there) in it, your mouth popped open in shock. Jeremy gladly backed away from the table in hysterics, Lizzie and Jimmy equally as amused.
âOh my god, I amââ
Sebastian quickly downed the cup with. . those contents, not even looking all that perturbed.
âSo sorry.â You finished, mouth agape.
You vaguely remembered a conversation youâd had with him after the show, sincerely and repeatedly apologising and he was just very, very amused with you. He didnât seem to mind at allâwhat an odd man.
âItâs all good.â Sebastian chuckled lowly, wrapping the mortified looking past you in a one armed shoulder hug and squeezing you to him. Lizzie seemed to be trying to trade a very obvious eye message with youâthe audience shrieked and screamed in the background.
Another clip began: its was you and Scarlett Johansson doing a trust fall thing, you thought (correctly).
âScarlett I swear. .â You giggled, looking over your shoulder at the woman behind youâshe grinned back at you amusedly, her eyes twinkling.
âCalm down.â She laughed herself. âIâll catch you donât worry, gorgeous.â
Still slightly overcome with nervous giggles, you turned and let out a breath as you shut your eyes before holding at your arms and falling back.
And catch you she definitely didâalthough her hands didnât exactly land in a PG-13 area, you cackled as you watched her hands grope at your chest to pull you up. In the video, you were also wheezing as were the crew and Scarlett had a cheeky little smirk as she laughed.
When you were finally standing, she gave one last squeeze before finally letting goâon screen you was breathless with giggles.
âAlways wanted to do that.â She shrugged simply with a large amused smile.
The next clip beganâit was Zendaya and Tom Holland on LADBible, playing that how much do you agree or not game. The statement said was âY/N Y/L/N is everyoneâs celebrity crushâ.
Instantly, Tom and Zendaya moved their cups to strongly agree, both of them nodding in solid agreement with the statement: presently, you awed at your friends, ego very much boosted. Well. To be fair, all of this video was massively boosting your ego.
âI mean, come on.â Zendaya made a âduhâ face and shrugged her shoulders.
âItâs Y/N.â Tom smiled crookedly, adding onto her comment.
âI am so happy I get to now say that sheâs one of my closest friends.â Zendaya beamed genuinely. âSheâsâone of those people whose beauty isnât just an external thing, sheâs so lovely man.â She pouted, in awe of you.
Watching the video, you beamed back at her.
The clip changed: Mark Ruffalo was on the Graham Norton show, next to Nicki Minaj and an actor you couldnât place.
âWho would you say your favourite co-star has ever been, Mark?â Graham inquired.
âIâi would probably have to go with Y/Nââ The crowd instantly erupted into cheers and yells and Nicki smiled next to him, stating that she loved you under the sound of cheering. Mark grinned back at her, mumbling âme tooâ.
âYeah, sheâs a hell of an actress, that one. So easy to work with. Funny as fâhell, sheâs justâan extremely genuine and kind person, and she really brings the energy on set.â Mark grinned. â..sheâs also the only free pass my wife has ever given me. Which I wonât be using! Because I donât believe in cheating, itâs scummy! Even though sheâs gorgeousâanyone would be lucky!â He had to rise to a shout at the end as the audience erupted.
Nicki giggled next to him, âme personally, I would use that pass.â
You gasped in laughter as you watched the screen, screen-recording it all so you could go back and watch it. Saving it to your folder titled PISSING MY PANTS HRLP
The clip changed yet again, showing a scene from the Winter Solider BTS. You and Sebastian were filming a scene where he had to shoot your characterâyou watched the âWinter Soliderâ shoot your character multiple times making you go down with an agonised yell, crawling away from him.
As soon as CUT was yelled, Sebastianâs face dropped from his stone cold (wintery) expression and he raced to you, crouching next to you. He practically tugged you into his lap on the floor, holding you.
âOh my fuck thatâthat just felt so real, Y/n. You know I would never hurt you right?â He asked, blinking repeatedly before a small smirk fell on his lips. âYouâre way too pretty to injure doll. Canât ruin your perfect face.â
On screen you huffed in mock anger, hiding an amused grin as you shoved at himâhe still held you close to him though, so both of you fell backwards and burst into giggles.
You literally thought âI ship themâ as you watched the clip of Sebastian and yourself, forgetting that was you for a moment.
Another clip started upâanother behind the scenes. It was you and Tom Hiddleston in Thor : Ragnarok. In the scene Loki was tied down to the chair and your character was meant to intimidate himâyou watched yourself take out your characterâs daggers and lean forward into his space. One leg leaned up on top of the arm of the chair, sliding one dagger just a hair above the skin of his neck while using the over the move his chin up to be angled to you as you mockingly smiled down at him.
You said your line as your character but Tom remained silent, mouth parted and eyes widened as he gazed up at youâspeech failing him. (You knew that they actually decided to include this awestruck look in the movieâthe amount of fucking edits youâd seen was unreal).
Eyebrows crinkling you nudged your knee into his chest and he snapped out of it, grabbing your knee in a gentle grip. âSorry darling, words sometimes seem to fail me in your presence.â He muttered rather hoarsely, still staring up at you.
âI donât fucking blame him.â Tessa Thompson murmured from behind you both, and the camera moved to show her staring at you in a similar awe.
Present time, you could barely hide your smirk. Literally the biggest ego boost. Of all time.
Again, the clip changed and it was now Natalie Portman looking gorgeous on a carpet event, being interviewedââif you could have Jane explore another romance than Thor, who would it be and why?â
âY/N!â Natalia enthused immediately. âWellâher character, but like. Both. Either. One for me, one for Jane. Thatâwould be great. And why? Come on! Sheâs an absolutely beautiful woman, inside and out. She has this outward glow that you literally cannot and donât want to look away from and that reflects so much in her personalityâonce youâve interacted with her one time, you never want to stop. Ever. Iâm not kidding.â She giggled.
Another clip started up quicklyâa blooper of you and Chris Evans. In this scene, your characters were meant to kiss after an angsty, angry argument. You stormed into the frame, into the bedroom, completely in characterâan angry expression on and ready to go at Steve.
Before you could even let out a single syllable to begin your lines, Chris immediately surged forward and took your face in his hands, kissing the living daylights out of you.
You both pulled back after a bit and you just started at him, questioningly (that kiss was probably one of your best ever, let it be known, Chris Evans was a fantastic kisser).
âIâI thought Itâd be good for the scene. .â Chris trailed off bashfully, scratching the base of his neck, literally pulling the excuse out of his arse. In actuality, he hadnât wanted to spare a moment of the scene where he could be kissing you, well, not doing so.
âBull!â Scarlett exclaimed as she materialised in the doorway. âHe just wanted to kiss you.â She told you, pointedly looking at the man.
âYeahâiââ He huffed a defeated sigh, pink-cheeked. âIâve got nothing. Sheâs right.â
In hindsight, you thought to yourself, you should probably stop being so shocked when the fanbase starts shipping you with your costars.
The clip changed: now it was you, Elizabeth and Aaron on a carpet event togetherâall being interviewed at the same time.
âSo, Y/n, how does it feel to be in a Maximoff twin sandwich right now?â The interviewer giggled happily, smiling.
Before you could open youâre mouthââweâre really enjoying it.â Lizzie and Aaron replied at the same time.
The interview gaped and you simply rolled your eyes as the two smirked at either side of you, theyâd been talking in sync ever since youâd first met them at the table reading.
âYeah, why wouldnât why?â Aaron grinned crookedly. âA beautiful, lovely woman in between us. Honestly, love, thereâs not a thought in my head besides you.â He joked, throwing an arm over your shoulder.
âI completely support that.â Lizzie chirped in, âever since Iâve met this gorgeous lady who i now acknowledge as my partner in everythingâsheâs taken up all of the room in my brain, and I couldnât be happier.â She giggled, putting her arm around your waist.
In the middle of them both, with an arm over your shoulder and one around your waistâyou simply sighed, sparing the giddy interviewer an exaggerated suffering expression.
Again, the clip switchedâit was now another blooper of you in the Iron Man movie, the scene where you handed Tonyâs arse to him in the boxing ring. Instead of acting as scripted, Gwen Paltrow got up from her seat and strode over to the boxing ring, stepping inside gracefully and planting one right on your lips.
Presently, you giggled as you thought back to this moment. Gwen was your impulsive queen. Your idol.
From the floor, RDJ squawked in shock, exclaiming about being cheated and betrayed and Gwen flung her stiletto off her foot at him without moving from your lips.
When she finally did, she simply smiled at you kindly, âyou just looked so good that I couldnât not kiss you, sweets.â She shrugged and you, on screen, laughed at her as you leaned back in to kiss her cheek.
(Unfortunately the scene was not included in the movieâbut Gwen never wasted an opportunity to talk about it, and you, if the chance arose).
The clip moved onto another oneâback to the Thor : Ragnarok movie, you and Heimdall were fighting together, however you missed a step in your stunt and ended up stumbling. Idris immediately caught you with a steady arm around your waist, full you to him so you could stabilise yourself.
You smiled up at him thankfully, squeezing his arm in gratitude (totally not because youâd just wanted to feel his bicep).
You watched as your on screen self get distracted again and Idris murmured to Tom whoâd now appeared next to him, âI feel like itâs dishonourable how much I want her to fall so I can catch her again now.â
âMate, trust me,â Tom laughed, âI completely understand. But she doesnât need the rescuing.â
âThat she does not.â Both men smiled fondly as they watched you.
Presently, you were actively refusing to blush.
A different clip started upâFlorence Pugh was being interviewed, looking breathtaking in her green dress. ââdid you take anything from set?â The interviewer was asking, smiling at Florence.
âUmânot much, just Y/nâs heart.â Florence immediately cracked up at her own joke, smiling widely. âAnd her underwear too.â She added.
The interviewer opened her mouth to say something more, giggling at Florence as she continued speaking: âand before you ask, no. I wouldnât be selling, for any price. Finders keepers and all that shiteâplus, sheâs my girl, so. That rule applies even more so. No one else can take her heart. Or her pants.â
Watching your friend, you giggled at her cheesy smile at her words before getting distracted by your group chat, where multiple of your friends and co-starts had seen your message and were now responding. Your laughter increased tenfold as you opened the thread.
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