#horrified gang

[howlsofbloodhounds]

killer should be given a gun. specifically so he can grab someone by the throat or hair and force the barrel in someone’s mouth and threaten to make a pretty brain splatter on the wall. (bonus points if he does to Chara when they step out of line in timelines where they’re still partners after killer takes the reset)

[daddiesdrarryy]

Theo: Well, Potter finally asked Draco out! How is he now?

Blaise: See for yourself

Draco, jumping on the bed with Pansy: HE DID IT! HE ASKED ME OUT! AND LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR NAMES WOULD BE WHEN WE GOT MARRIED!

[alaskan-wallflower]

When soda has a breakdown he just wants to eat after 😭😭 so real, poor baby used up all his energy and needs fuel again

whenever pony and/or darry are comforting him and soda is done with his breakdown as soon as he’s done crying his stomach starts growling and pony/darry never let him live it down (though if anyone else were to say anything they would be put through the wall by darry and pony would kick them so hard their head would spin)

[bucketinyourwalls]

Hi mcsm tumblr ignore that I'm a bit late to this whoops !!!

MCMSM-Tober by @deadbeatbug <3

[liesmyth]

I think John is right here. From everything we learn about A—, I can't imagine him ever telling John to “let go.”

However. This goes both ways. I think pre-apotheosis John would be thoroughly horrified if he was ever confronted with what John Gaius, the Emperor Undying, has become

[boarcide]

There is something so good about Akutagawa--a very much feared, boogeyman like figure (even amongst his own men) in Yokohama because of his violence, bloodlust, and steadfast loyalty to a violent criminal organization such as the Port Mafia--given biblical angel symbolism

I don't know, something something about someone whose beauty is so incomprehensible and terrifying to most. He's not physically ugly, he's not--he's beautiful, the type of beautiful that almost feel as if he's not a real person, like he's a mirage, or a painting. But he's beautiful not like those renaissance cherubs and lovely looking maidens for angels, but more like the biblical angels with their beauty beyond mortal grasp, the beauty that brings fear and revulsion towards whoever sees them because they cannot comprehend it. Coming across him makes you understand why angels say, "Be not afraid" when they reveal themselves to mortals. An incomprehensible beauty that very few can keep looking at. A dangerous feat, literally and metaphorically.

(This isn't only with his physical appearance either--for someone who is constantly beaten down both by canon and by the fandom for being "simple", he is a terrifying bundle of different aspects that contradict each other. Like a super machine you open up and you see the intricate criss crossing of wires and bolts that hold it together. He's a mess of nerves and feelings and experiences so profound, so horrific, that you don't know where to start with him. To uncoil him and see him truly bare is almost impossible. Where does he end and the roots that connect him to the earth begin?)

Something about Akutagawa being an angel, a being created entirely to follow the will of "God", obey their every word. Unwavering loyalty to their master while singing praise. Acting entirely on the order of their master--wing always dipped in blood for his sake. A weapon of "heaven' that brings destruction to those who oppose "God" and be one of the many upon which "God" rests upon.

(Almost everything Akutagawa does is for the sake of the Port Mafia, taking orders from the "master" (boss) himself. Willingness and obedience and loyalty repeatedly exploited and used, everything he has done as one of the high ranking leaders handling most of the Mafia's dirty work playing a part so Mori's throne stays high.)

Something about comparing Akutagawa to a certain archangel, finding repulsion in "God"'s cherished creation, the inferiority that came with being "less" to "mankind", and the painful fall from grace to the deepest pits of despair when he confronts the being that created him, molded him, and then condemn him. And to his humiliation, mankind, for centuries, condemns him too.

(He can't be compared to Lucifer, God's most beloved angel. Maybe Dazai did value him, but it doesn't matter, does it? because the difference between the two is that one was cherished and one never was. However, you can compare the rage and humiliation Akutagawa felt towards Atsushi--for obtaining Dazai's approval and affection with no effort, no proper control over his skill or any seemingly differentiating quality-- to Lucifer's refusal to bow down to humanity--a creation inherently imperfect and lackluster, with not the qualities of angels. And as a result? Disgraced. Both by the creator and by ones that held their creator's favor. )

Something about Akutagawa being an angel--someone whose presence means nothing pleasant to those he appears before. A reaper of sorts, responsible for taking life and for souls to see the afterlife (killing both as an order and an act of mercy, for he despises torture and meaningless suffering). A guardian angel watching over "mankind" from afar, where he is not aware and saving him from certain death at his own expense.

There's just something so appealing about depicting Akutagawa--a fearsome, ruthless, and bloodthirsty mafioso, a boogeyman to his own men--as an angel, be it of death, of mercy, a destroying angel-- whatever anyone wants to see him as and use him for.

[sequentialprophet]

Jay White really said I'm their daddy now

[theprinceandthewitch]

Hollow Mind really did that thing where it like, presented itself as a "Luz and Hunter vs Philip" episode, but added in romantic subtext by paralleling Luz and Hunter with past lovers AND did a whole thing where Hunter and Luz find out they've been hurt by Philip's lies...

And they made sure it was only Luz and Hunter in Philip's mindscape ... a mindscape that features paintings where you can see Evelyn and Caleb... the two most important people from Philip's past...

... And they made Luz wear a jacket with a big ol "E" on it and they made Hunter wear Caleb's symbol on his cloak [which is the bird - symbol of Caleb's home town, Gravesfield.]... in an episode where Luz and Hunter are 2vs1ing Philip.

... Interesting, I'm sure that was just an oopsie teehee accident. [this is sarcasm btw]

[seleneprince]

(Fourth year at Hogwarts)

Sevrina: I think I know the answer, Professor Slughorn.

Edmund: mehmehmehmeh

Sevrina: Shut up, walking corpse.

Edmund: Hey! Don't call me that, you fucking mudblood.

Slughorn: Mr Avery, did you just say the f-word?

Edmund:....mudblood?

Sevrina: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass.

Slughorn: Ms Snape!

Edmund: Why the fuck not?

Slughorn: Mr Avery!

Bruce: Mate, you just said fuck again.

Slughorn: Mr Mulciber!

Wilhelm: Fuck :D

Slughorn: Mr Wilkes!

Evan: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody.

Edmund: fuck fuckidy fuck fuck

[kingbyx]

I need to write this so I don’t forget so that I can fic it later (lmk Drabble / fic prompt if anyone wants it) macaque angst, mild gore warning

Macaque failed in his task and the Lady is displeased. The thrall who calls himself a mayor requests his head, but his Lady thinks the shadow may still be of use. Still, he deserves a punishment, no? The Mayor asks to destroy something slightly smaller than a head, but no less amusing to ruin.

Perhaps it is the six eared warriors eyes that ruin his performance, the mayor says, afterall, losing an eye can quite affect one’s vision. He never did heal completely from that fight with his old love, did he?

The lady agrees. Why would a warrior named for his hearing need his sight anyways?

Go, she says, do as you wish. The mayor is eager to comply.

He rushes forward, claws of bone and ice ripping from his knuckles with a violent crack and the wet sound of flesh. He smiles.

Macaque does not struggle, chained and bruised and bloodied, has no leeway in his binds. He cannot struggle, and even if he could move he does not know if he would. His every muscle aches and his bones are weak and he is so, so tired. He cannot hope to count the wounds.

The claws rake across his eye and he screams. That is all he can do as blood runs warm and sticky down his face and fire rushes through his veins. He knows nothing but pain and it only gets worse.

The mayor removes his claws and considers taking the eye with them, but decides he likes the look of the bleeding wound too much to ruin it. It is beautiful.

Macaque feels his shadows, roused from their frozen terror at his pain, swarm his mind. They drag him down to rest and he does not fight it.

[monstrousmuse]

Honestly, they should have just given The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity a giant Gobstopper—y’know, those rainbow ones with the cool psychedelic swirling patterns on the inside—and told him that it was a Candy Planet or something.

All of his their problems would have been solved.

[pookachuka]

can you guys tell what i listened to today

[cricket-toast]

oc-tober cancelled after local man decides to redesign an oc he hasn’t thought about in years: more at 8

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

when youre trying to live alone out in your field lab but then these two yahoos follow you out there and now they wont leave????

[ask-steven-stevenson]

-Eldi screams as she digs her fingers into the side of Martha's head slamming it into the ground before snapping all of Martha's bones one by one slowly and painfully before finally ripping Martha in half-

yOu kIllEd My BaBY!!!

-12 voices all at once... one doesn't speak-

[[!!!!!!!!]]

[prolibytherium]

The offhanded line "his femur feels like a wet bag of gravel" a surgeon says in BRBA has stuck with me so bad. Just the descriptive imagery of a human bone feeling like a bag of gravel. Wet, even.