#horrified gang

[howlsofbloodhounds]

killer should be given a gun. specifically so he can grab someone by the throat or hair and force the barrel in someone’s mouth and threaten to make a pretty brain splatter on the wall. (bonus points if he does to Chara when they step out of line in timelines where they’re still partners after killer takes the reset)

[stardust-sunset]

When soda has a breakdown he just wants to eat after 😭😭 so real, poor baby used up all his energy and needs fuel again

whenever pony and/or darry are comforting him and soda is done with his breakdown as soon as he’s done crying his stomach starts growling and pony/darry never let him live it down (though if anyone else were to say anything they would be put through the wall by darry and pony would kick them so hard their head would spin)

[liesmyth]

I think John is right here. From everything we learn about A—, I can't imagine him ever telling John to “let go.”

However. This goes both ways. I think pre-apotheosis John would be thoroughly horrified if he was ever confronted with what John Gaius, the Emperor Undying, has become

[boarcide]

There is something so good about Akutagawa--a very much feared, boogeyman like figure (even amongst his own men) in Yokohama because of his violence, bloodlust, and steadfast loyalty to a violent criminal organization such as the Port Mafia--given biblical angel symbolism

I don't know, something something about someone whose beauty is so incomprehensible and terrifying to most. He's not physically ugly, he's not--he's beautiful, the type of beautiful that almost feel as if he's not a real person, like he's a mirage, or a painting. But he's beautiful not like those renaissance cherubs and lovely looking maidens for angels, but more like the biblical angels with their beauty beyond mortal grasp, the beauty that brings fear and revulsion towards whoever sees them because they cannot comprehend it. Coming across him makes you understand why angels say, "Be not afraid" when they reveal themselves to mortals. An incomprehensible beauty that very few can keep looking at. A dangerous feat, literally and metaphorically.

(This isn't only with his physical appearance either--for someone who is constantly beaten down both by canon and by the fandom for being "simple", he is a terrifying bundle of different aspects that contradict each other. Like a super machine you open up and you see the intricate criss crossing of wires and bolts that hold it together. He's a mess of nerves and feelings and experiences so profound, so horrific, that you don't know where to start with him. To uncoil him and see him truly bare is almost impossible. Where does he end and the roots that connect him to the earth begin?)

Something about Akutagawa being an angel, a being created entirely to follow the will of "God", obey their every word. Unwavering loyalty to their master while singing praise. Acting entirely on the order of their master--wing always dipped in blood for his sake. A weapon of "heaven' that brings destruction to those who oppose "God" and be one of the many upon which "God" rests upon.

(Almost everything Akutagawa does is for the sake of the Port Mafia, taking orders from the "master" (boss) himself. Willingness and obedience and loyalty repeatedly exploited and used, everything he has done as one of the high ranking leaders handling most of the Mafia's dirty work playing a part so Mori's throne stays high.)

Something about comparing Akutagawa to a certain archangel, finding repulsion in "God"'s cherished creation, the inferiority that came with being "less" to "mankind", and the painful fall from grace to the deepest pits of despair when he confronts the being that created him, molded him, and then condemn him. And to his humiliation, mankind, for centuries, condemns him too.

(He can't be compared to Lucifer, God's most beloved angel. Maybe Dazai did value him, but it doesn't matter, does it? because the difference between the two is that one was cherished and one never was. However, you can compare the rage and humiliation Akutagawa felt towards Atsushi--for obtaining Dazai's approval and affection with no effort, no proper control over his skill or any seemingly differentiating quality-- to Lucifer's refusal to bow down to humanity--a creation inherently imperfect and lackluster, with not the qualities of angels. And as a result? Disgraced. Both by the creator and by ones that held their creator's favor. )

Something about Akutagawa being an angel--someone whose presence means nothing pleasant to those he appears before. A reaper of sorts, responsible for taking life and for souls to see the afterlife (killing both as an order and an act of mercy, for he despises torture and meaningless suffering). A guardian angel watching over "mankind" from afar, where he is not aware and saving him from certain death at his own expense.

There's just something so appealing about depicting Akutagawa--a fearsome, ruthless, and bloodthirsty mafioso, a boogeyman to his own men--as an angel, be it of death, of mercy, a destroying angel-- whatever anyone wants to see him as and use him for.

[sequentialprophet]

Jay White really said I'm their daddy now

[theprinceandthewitch]

Hollow Mind really did that thing where it like, presented itself as a "Luz and Hunter vs Philip" episode, but added in romantic subtext by paralleling Luz and Hunter with past lovers AND did a whole thing where Hunter and Luz find out they've been hurt by Philip's lies...

And they made sure it was only Luz and Hunter in Philip's mindscape ... a mindscape that features paintings where you can see Evelyn and Caleb... the two most important people from Philip's past...

... And they made Luz wear a jacket with a big ol "E" on it and they made Hunter wear Caleb's symbol on his cloak [which is the bird - symbol of Caleb's home town, Gravesfield.]... in an episode where Luz and Hunter are 2vs1ing Philip.

... Interesting, I'm sure that was just an oopsie teehee accident. [this is sarcasm btw]

[seleneprince]

(Fourth year at Hogwarts)

Sevrina: I think I know the answer, Professor Slughorn.

Edmund: mehmehmehmeh

Sevrina: Shut up, walking corpse.

Edmund: Hey! Don't call me that, you fucking mudblood.

Slughorn: Mr Avery, did you just say the f-word?

Edmund:....mudblood?

Sevrina: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass.

Slughorn: Ms Snape!

Edmund: Why the fuck not?

Slughorn: Mr Avery!

Bruce: Mate, you just said fuck again.

Slughorn: Mr Mulciber!

Wilhelm: Fuck :D

Slughorn: Mr Wilkes!

Evan: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody.

Edmund: fuck fuckidy fuck fuck

[monstrousmuse]

Honestly, they should have just given The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity a giant Gobstopper—y’know, those rainbow ones with the cool psychedelic swirling patterns on the inside—and told him that it was a Candy Planet or something.

All of his their problems would have been solved.

[blessedhypocrite]

aauauuq7uauaa I have a date today and I'm on the shuttle rn to go see her and im so SCARED WHY AM I SO SCARED

[pookachuka]

can you guys tell what i listened to today

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

when youre trying to live alone out in your field lab but then these two yahoos follow you out there and now they wont leave????

[ask-steven-stevenson]

-Eldi screams as she digs her fingers into the side of Martha's head slamming it into the ground before snapping all of Martha's bones one by one slowly and painfully before finally ripping Martha in half-

yOu kIllEd My BaBY!!!

-12 voices all at once... one doesn't speak-

[[!!!!!!!!]]

[prolibytherium]

The offhanded line "his femur feels like a wet bag of gravel" a surgeon says in BRBA has stuck with me so bad. Just the descriptive imagery of a human bone feeling like a bag of gravel. Wet, even.

[sophiethewitch1]

me, finishing any piece of writing: go to hell you awful piece of shit. i hope I never have to see your monstrous face again :D

[spacemancharisma]

I will never be in a box I will never be in a vase I will never be trapped in stone or in chemicals when I die my body will return to the earth like every animal should and it will be allowed to feed the earth and become the grass and I will not exist forever in limbo where I am dead but I am not allowed to become anything else likes to charge reblog to cast

[adhdo5]

Fucked up and deranged btw how JGY is like three months older than NHS. Think about it for long enough and you start dying