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#was awoken this morning to angus kneading my face becuse he was hungry but it punctured the skin#horrible man cat.#carly.txt
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i know mapleshade being overused is no hot take in the warriors fandom anymore but you can't imagine my disappointment to find out later in the book that this voice in tigerclaw's head was never simply just his own self criticism but just mapleshade being mean to him for some reason
it would've been so interesting to see that despite how cruel he was to those around him, the one he was cruelest to in the end, was himself - that thistleclaw's brutal treatment really stuck with him in more ways than one, that he considered himself a failure if he did not push his ambitions to their very limits and succeed at what the mentor he both respected and resented failed and would not dare to do.
i also love that despite it's minor failings, this book also gives us a slight layer of nuance to his character - that despite him being a despicable character till the very end, willing and ready to kill and manipulate his way to the very top, there's still a hint of discomfort and remorse at the possibility of his former clanmates dying in the forest fire
he excuses his discomfort to mapleshade as him not being able to destroy them himself, but the horror and dread he feels is evident.
despite us knowing very little about their overall relationship, later on he's relieved to see that his former mate goldenflower is unharmed. given that we're never shown or told of any instances where's they're openly affectionate towards one another and he doesn't technically have any 'need' for her to survive (i say this with the assumption that the only big reason that tigerclaw even had kits to begin with was for a legacy and an ongoing bloodline, not for a happy family and out of sheer undying love for goldenflower), it's bizarrely sweet to me that he finds comfort in knowing that she escaped the fire, along with their daughter tawnykit.
and then, of course, the famous bramblekit scene where fireheart snatches him from the tree and the two barely escape with their lives.
this book, despite showing him committing numerous despicable actions and murder innocent cats in cold blood through his own eyes manages to give tigerclaw just a shred of humanity and care for those he once held close(ish), that despite him denouncing starclan again and again, he still whispers a silent thanks to them for saving the life of his son, that, despite his sheer undying hatred for fireheart, he puts his own pride aside for a brief moment and silently entrusts him with bramblekit's life.
when tigerclaw gave strict orders to the other shadowclan warriors to not follow him into the fire, he did so knowing that they could've seen him at his very worst - his absolute lowest point. he knew there was a large possibility that he could've easily been witness to the violent ends of his former mate and kits and lost himself there and then and potentially (in his eyes) lost the respect of his new clanmates as well, because to him in a sense, caring is a show of weakness, even for him. and idk there's just something weirdly nice about that - that despite how horrible he is there's still some depth and remorse to be found in his character and idk i just think that's neat
#this is in no way a tigerclaw apologist post btw he's a horrible person who's done unforgivable things but i love a villain with nuance man#tigerclaw#tigerstar#warriors#warrior cats#wc#waca#warriors rambles#tigerclaw's fury
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He's a phantom ankle biter [x]
#danny phantom#vlad masters#danny fenton#hjbenderart#dp fanart#horrible little dog boy terrorizes cat-coded man
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cowboy au worldbuilding with the thoma
as you can see im taking some creative liberties with the giant emu by making them more diverse bc canon isnt enough for me and i have the brainworms
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standard thoma:
the original thoma and most common type available
perfect for travel, can pull wagons or carry light cargo
fast with good stamina, fastest over short distances
friendly, intelligent, energetic and quick to learn
the most diverse in terms of colors, patterns and extra traits
well rounded in all departments (theyre like the AQ horses of trigun)
draft thoma:
uncommon outside of major cities (kept by specialized breeders)
used for construction work and long haul heavy cargo transport
gentle, patient and eager to work
not built for speed but can walk for days at a steady pace without rest
dense feather coat protects them from the heat and sand
expensive to maintain and keep due to their size
theyre a relatively new type that came from selective breeding
"wild" thoma:
actually feral (aka. previously domesticated), not wild
originating from lost/runaways that have not been in contact with humans for generations
rare and elusive with a small population, sometimes spotted living near shipwrecks
people will pay top $$ for their capture
begin to exhibit adaptive mutations that help them survive the wastelands
smaller and less fluffy than their standard counterparts
dont come in many colors, mostly bays, chestnuts and blacks
hardy with incredible endurance
very stubborn, temperamental and intelligent, cant be forced to do something they dont want (like donkeys)
rarely ridden, mostly kept for crossbreeding
cattle-type thoma:
related to the standard thoma but NOT the same species
common pack animal in caravans, sometimes ridden as a cheaper alternative to the standard thoma
mainly bred for meat, hide and eggs
kept in huge open range herds that travel along worm swarms for feeding
sometimes kept as a form for anti-worm pest control
keratin crests are lightweight and used for protection and display
ranchers will paint patterns on their crests as a form of identification
not the sharpest tools in the shed, tend to bite and trample people
#trigun#trigun stampede#cowboy au#worldbuilding#andr0art#i like speculative biology idk what to tell you#its the brainworms#sorry for the horrible handwriting btw#also ik that significant adaptive mutations take longer to appear than a 100 years#but lets say they adapt fast due to genetic modification#the implications of what seeds did after the fall to adapt to the wastelands fascinates me#since thoma arent native to no mans land iirc#did they just have them on board?#what ab other animals?#what kind of non-native wildlife is there#i know there are birds and like... a cat#<- still hasnt read trimax#everything i know has been obtained via tristamp and osmosis#also yes im bringing in the og thoma#diversity win!#i needed a substitute for cows so vash and wolfwood have something to herd for cash#living the cowboy dream baby!
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He can be your angle or debil
(couldn't decide which shading I liked more, so I included both)
#ghost trick#ghost trick sissel#ghost trick spoilers#yomiel#no deal au#no deal yomiel#sunnyaliceart#my art#should I make stickers or charms?#man AUs are fun#no deal is so horrible#yom is a meow meow by comparison lol#white cat is called Cat btw
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obviously in homura matoba does natori a huge favor (though it also comes with perks for himself) but there's another way to look at it. if in miharu natori was offering to help matoba bear his burdens, it doesn't seem that matoba took him up on that. he sat on the bench of i hate my life and dissociated about it, because so much would have to be different for him to accept that offer in the way it was being offered. he would have to be different. but natori coming to him in the homura arc and saying i need you, now we're talking. other than when they first met and matoba said he was looking for people he can use, since he got to know natori what he's been saying is use me use me use me. but all natori has done is reject him, even when it clearly makes natori weaker and less able to meet his goals. as the clan leader matoba has so many people he can (and does) use. and the dynamic that he has with those people is not the one he wants with natori, nor the one natori was offering in miharu. but if natori uses him? that's different. that's a reciprocation of sorts, a bid for connection. that's natori reaching out and saying, i see you, i value you, we can be equals.
#the thing is that i don't know that matoba's canon reaction to homura fits with this being HIS read on the situation#but also. we haven't seen them interact since homura have we? so maybe there's no way to know yet#we just know that natori is still accepting jobs from the clan in younger cousin and being hangdog about it#although actually maybe they interact in volume 31? but i haven't read that yet#in any case it doesn't matter if it's canon or not does it? because the world is our oyster and this is what fanfic is for lol#but i doubt i will write it. because it seems kind of ambitious and i mainly stick to stuff in the <2k range#natsume's book of friends#horrible exorcists#my posts#homura cats arc#miharu loquats arc#idk man natori is so fascinating. what is going on in that brain#his arc is to...accept matoba's methods and lean harder into being an exorcist? as a result of his friendship with natsume expanding#his capacity for compassion and understanding???? what even...
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You could play with the dirty part of the canon description by having Slash and his people roll in mud to hide their scent.
Parts of the Code labelling using weapons/traps as dishonorable could have started as agreements made that Slash's people wouldn't keep using their old tactics, maybe forced on Thunder's Clan to keep them from becoming too powerful, if they DID fuse.
I'm more liable to just remove the "dirty" thing entirely honestly; I just think it's so shitty I'd like to nuke it from orbit, you get me? Every single time they want you to hate someone, they make them fat and/or stinky. I'd rather just put that kind of rhetoric in the mouths of cats like Clear Sky and The Wind Runner, a lie to demonize their enemies, not really based on truth.
I think I might take the trap stuff though; that actually fits in nicely with how ThunderClan's the only one that uses spears. I won't have it be code yet, though, that's going to come a lot later. First two commandments of the code are Borders + Mercy, followed by Law 3 when Riverstar dies in some decades.
Also gonna need a name for Slash's new group. Hey, maybe THESE guys can be called Warriors, actually. Warriors of the Forest, like what the first arc used to be called before it was renamed TPB.
#I'm imagining a scene where Thundy's still in his dad's group ''studying'' under him#And while they're in the woods one of their patroller's legs gets caught in a tree snare#And they're dangling and yowling angrily and it's the first 'experience' Thundy has with the WOTF#''Fearsome guerilla warfare techniques'' (that's just how they catch dinner)#Maybe it was Thunder Storm actually and when he recounts this story to them after they're allies the Warriors are deeply amused by it#like ''they're VERY obvious traps actually. How did you fall for it. Are you a Squirrel''#And boom that's the basis of the Gray Squirrel/Red Squirrel story#Man it would be such a dick move for Thunder Storm to get lifted up in the trap like that and Clear scares the shit out of him#With how they're going to come and kill him with all the racket he's making#if he can't get him down quickly#Like just terrifying him while he's up in the trap with lies about how horrible Slash's cats are#letting him dangle for a while and taking his time#ugh that's so clear actually I have to write that now. That's something he'd do#better bones au#BB!DOTC#BB!Slash
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It’s not right that people like you exist.
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do you think about how he had to draw every single one of those spells
#rotten art#witch hat atelier#witch hat sasaran#sasaran#im bad at understanding symbols so i just stuck some random stuff on that spell and called it a day#anyway sorry for getting obsessed with this horrible soaking wet cat man. as if its my fault#also he doesnt canonically have a tail but that makes me sad so i gave him one. i based it off the tail the cat thing he was fused with has
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2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso
#i wasnt gonna post anymore today but ahhhh omg he looks so cute!!!#forever endeared by all the fluffy hair poking out from his cap...he is so kitty cat....#and forever obssessed with his sparkly eyes#me when the old man is talking about how they werent allowed to water his burning ass in the car: 😍😍😍😍#GOD HES JSUT SOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOO YKNOW????#say what you will about the horrible conditions of this race but god i cant deny how hot eveyone looks#fernando alonso#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#2023 qatar gp#2023 qatar grand prix#f1#formula 1#formula one
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since you said ur inbox is always open i'm just wondering if u could maybe list your top 5 fave things about martin!!! thank u 🫶🏼
What. A. Great. Ask. 😃😃
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love to list...
5 things...
I like...
about this wonderful...
man😀😀
Gets up at 6AM -> is out of the house -> good.
He has many teeth, so he can eat his words.
He is very tall and muscular so he's an easy target 🙂
Firmly rooted in his life so he cannot enter mine
Absolutely NOT a drama queen. He is so quiet and humble. Gotta love that.🙃
Thanks for this great ask🙂🙂🙂
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GODDAMN RORONOA ZORO
#he's so fkn hot man#DAMN BOI#with his mossy green hair#and his horrible direction sense#and his swordy swords#and his tsundere charm#ugh i love both him and sanji#one piece#roronoa zoro#skypiea#skypiea arc#monkey d. luffy#vinsmoke sanji#cat burglar nami#nico robin#tony tony chopper#straw hat pirates
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if i had a nickel for everytime i loved when a fictional character named carol was in a qpr sometimes romance sometimes platonic relationship with weird an awkward wet cat …man…
id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
#hal n carol#daryl n carol#very diff vibes like like . badass woman with serious issues and a whole lot of narrative intrigue#with their weird romantic platonic qpr partner whos like a man but are they a man?#do they have gender issues? are they more of a pathetic wet cat than a man? yes#oh yeah and the ‘men’ also have horrible fathers#man ok thinkin abt it they arent totally diff vibes like#halcarol in the apocalypse w/o superpowers au ykwim#i mean theres def a difference with like carol and ed bc carol ferris doesnt have that but still#twd daryl#twd carol#hal jordan#carol ferris#m speaks
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miss kitty has returned to stareeee at me and make biscuits on my lap
INSTICTIVELY. i open my jaw wide and stare at her. and she does nothing. obviously. sorry maam i forgot u were the normal one.
#some shit#U CANT make fun of what im about to say remember i could hit u full force with the PITY beam and you would feel horrible#u just have to respect the profound bond i had with mr man cat.#he would come up to me and sniff my mouth so i started opening my mouth in greating to led him do that.#NO CONTANT. ever made. he was just a little weird who loved every part of the food process i guess#<- bathroom sharer too. littol freeeeak. ough. T_T
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well that's just not true at all is it.
#sweeney todd#they're both tragic and complex characters imo#they do horrific things and sweeney is motivated by trauma and grief which eventually becomes pure vengeance and crosses the moral line#mrs lovett is motivated initially by love for sweeney but also by pure desperation#she needs to make a living!!! she can't catch enough cats and there's a surplus of meat around in the form of people her crush is murdering#it's horrible it's disgusting it's undeniably morally wrong and it's incredibly practical#it's genius in a way like. hide the evidence make some money and tie yourself forever to the man you love.#and adopt the first victim's little feral child ensuring you not only have someone to work in the shop but also someone who depends on you#who loves you and provides you with the care and affection you desperately want and aren't getting#but then it all crashes down and she realizes she has to kill the child who loves her#and then lucy is alive and her crimes are uncovered and she dies in her oven being forced to confront her sins and the fires of hell#i'm not saying she was justified i'm saying she was desperate#for money and food and shelter and all that but also for companionship and love#and that's really sad to me#anyway mrs lovett the original gaslight gatekeep girlboss
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Do cats know that they're the most perfect beings alive? They're so soft and so fluffy and so warm... so cute and funny and athletic... u cuddle up to one and u feel all ur woes drifting away... and then they have their sharp little teeth and claws to keep things interesting. The spice of life. It is part of their charm.
#speculation nation#AND THEIR MEOWS........ I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF EM#screaming it from the rooftops I LOVE CATSSSSSSSSS#i know that this is a sentiment shared by many but man i am just#i have spent all but 3 years of my life living with cats and i just cannot imagine life without them#those 3 years were bc college shit. and they were miserable.#i love my little kitties so very much. even when theyre being horrible gremlins they are my everything.
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