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Aaj Ka Rashifal 6 September 2024: ये राशि वाले प्यार के मामले में रहें सावधान, रिश्तों में आ सकती है दरारAaj ka Rashifal 06 September 2024 : आज के पंचांग (Panchang) के अनुसार आज 06 सितंबर का दिन विशेष है.आज हस्त नक्षत्र रहेगा. चलिए इस लेख में जानते हैं मेष राशि से मीन राशि तक सभी 12 राशियों का दैनिक राशिफल (Aaj Ka Rashifal)
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ੈ✩‧₊˚Solar Eclipse in Libra and How it Will Affect You ੈ✩‧₊˚
Solar eclipses are meant to be a bit turbulent- but for a good reason. They teach us that everything is temporary, for better or for worse. But something is for certain, everything granted or taken away from you is a learning opportunity.
LIBRA solar eclipse interpretation:
Libra, in general, rules: Relationships, Other People (from yourself), Balance, The Law, and Beauty.
This Libra solar eclipse for the collective could overall touch these themes and create change in the areas of life in which those topics occur! In general though, I already see the theme of balance taking the spotlight here for most people. You can expect to see these situations occur slightly before, but mostly after the eclipse is done. Think of this as the first domino to fall, and the change comes after the fact.
What Does This Mean For Your Rising Sign??? (feel free to also look at sun and moon)
Aries: This eclipse will be happening in your 7th house of relationships, business partners, law, and agreements. There will be a shift in your interpersonal relationships or romantic matters. Mars will be squaring this from the 4th house of home, familiarity and family. You may meet people who feel like family, or who feel like they're just meant to be in your life. It'll feel comfortable but its definitely a shift if you've been isolated for a while. A lot of reinvention on the foundation of relationships (values of relationships, what you find important in connections) will be taking place!
Taurus: This eclipse is happening in your 6th house of discipline, bodily health, pets and work / labor. There may be a sudden end to a 9-5 job you have, or you'll experience a shift in your health (for better or for worse) there will be an increased focus on your work ethic and health in general. A change to your daily routine is very likely! You may pick up a workout routine or a new diet. Mars will be squaring this eclipse from your 3rd house, so this physical change and life style change will be coming from a new found mindset. you will have a lot of drive but with all things, please remember that balance is key. Do not become a workaholic but also don't sacrifice your health and long-term happiness out of laziness!
Gemini: This eclipse is happening in your 5th house of dating, pleasure, hobbies, and sex. Your dating life might ignite or die very quickly depending on what you need right now- However Mars will be squaring this from the 2nd house which tells me you might actually end up prioritizing dating, pleasures, hobbies, etc in this new era of your life. have fun, however this square aspect can talk about an overindulgence in 5th house matters or a blockage relating to 2nd house matters (Money, morals, resources) interfering with this desire to let go and experience more pleasures. Don't take life too seriously but also remember to keep everything in balance! Overall, there is a shift in priorities and balance in regards to play and work.
Cancer: This eclipse will be taking place in your 4th house of family, ancestry, property, familiarity / comfort and private life. Something in your family may drastically change, family property and finances may take a turn either for better or worse. Someone could be having a baby. Idk why but this sign feels very in tune and I'm using my intuition for most of this because i keep getting random messages internally about this interpretation, so maybe your own spiritual gifts could be growing. Mars (and your ascendant) is in your 1st house squaring this eclipse, there may be some tensions between you and your family, or people who you consider family, however this eclipse is meant to show you how you can build a sturdy foundation of your own. Independence is heavy here!
Leo: This eclipse will be happening in your 3rd house of cognitive function, local travel, your neighborhood, and siblings. Mars in your 12th house will be squaring this eclipse. There may bc a lot of subconscious issues rising to the surface for you, especially emotions of anger or resentment towards others close to you, or immediate family. Please keep your passive aggressiveness in check, since you will be prone to lashing out. Overall, the change you can expect in this era after this eclipse is a mental glow up. Trauma will leave your body through healthy communication and vulnerability.
Virgo: This eclipse will be taking place in your 2nd house of morals, values, money, and resources. There may be a change in priorities leading you to focus on other things like smarter ways of making more money. Mars squaring this eclipse from the 11th house for you may mean that in your circle(s) you'll be perceived as a go-getter. You may be inspirational for others to make a life change as well since you'll be very focused on your aspirations and the bigger picture of your goals in general during this era. Overall, there's a shift in finances and resources. Although despite being perceived as motivated and driven, the flip side of this new focus is that it may take a lot of priority away from interpersonal relationships. You may feel a bit isolated during this new era, or at least find it hard to balance social life and work life. Others in your friend circle, especially clubs or groups your apart of, or online peers, may feel a bit ignored or pushed to the side depending on how this manifests for you. Again, balance is key.
Libra: This eclipse will be happening n your 1st house!! Exciting since that house is all about you, your appearance, your first impressions, etc. You'll 100% be hitting different, your energy and looks will shift. Expect an other all refreshment of your life in most areas or areas in which you identify most with. Mars is squaring this eclipse from the 10th house, so your reputation, long term goals and career are in question here. People in career / professional settings will be viewing you differently.. more energetic and driven. OR the flip side of this if you cant harness this energy well, more bossy and frustrating.
Scorpio: This eclipse is happening in your 12th house of endings, restraints, suffering, dreams (while sleeping) and hidden enemies. Jupiter in the 8th house is trining this eclipse. There is an overabundance of hurt and suffering you've endured in the past, and this eclipse is here to fully close out that chapter. Keep on the look out for prophetic dreams! You'll experience pretty profound messages during this time. Your hidden enemies may be revealed curing this time, if you have any. Slightly off from the eclipse, Venus being in your 1st house trining mars in your 9th house while this eclipse is happening tells me that the healing and soul searching you've been doing is actively causing a very physical shift in your appearance. You'll be radiant and glowing!
Sagittarius: This eclipse is happening in your 11th house of social media, community, friend groups and aspirations. There may be a very positive or negative ending to a few relationships, however Jupiter is transiting your 7th house of relationships, business partners and justice making a trining aspect to the eclipse. This tells me that this very much may be an overwhelm of new connections in your life, or an overwhelm of losing connections in your life. Venus is transiting your 12th house of pain, loss, cycles and karma, trining Mars in your 8th house of trauma, endings, and debt. Whatever happens in your friend groups, business partnerships, or love life it may be completely drowned by some heavy emotions you need to heal through first in order to fully see the blessings of your social circle changes.
Capricorn: This eclipse will be taking place if your 10th house of reputation, long term goals, and career. There's a probable advancement / promotion in your position at your job, especially since Jupiter in the 6th house of discipline and work is making a trine to this eclipse. You’ve proven yourself very well for this promotion!! Venus transiting your 11th house may talk about getting praise from your coworkers or people in your community in general, or even online. Mars transiting your 7th house of relationships, business partners making a square to the solar eclipse makes me feel as if someone tried throwing dirt on your name, or betray you in some way in the past. But you rise above this, and your reputation will actually shift for the better.
Aquarius: This solar eclipse will be transiting your 9th house of your life’s journey, wisdom, travel, spirituality and lessons. Mars is currently in your 6th house being squared by this solar eclipse, which tells me that you will have a swift change in your career. You may look for something more fun and pleasurable, as well as emotionally and mentally fulfilling for you to engage with, especially with Venus transiting through your 10th house. You may be a bit blinded by your hope and dreams however, so I’d advise you to really sit down and think about how you can positively change your career path in the most secure way possible. Although sometimes we do have to take risks.
Pisces: This solar eclipse will be transiting through your 8th house of endings, debt, inheritance and trauma. There may be a final ending to something traumatic that you’ve went through. Mars is transiting through your 5th house of fun, pleasure, and sex- making a square to the solar eclipse. This tells me you might feel as if you have acted carelessly in the past, and there may be something you need to own up to for yourself or others. Maybe finding better and less chaotic ways to have fun. You may reflect on sex and intimacy and see how you can engage with it in a new way or heal from traumatic experiences involving those. Venus transiting your 9th house during this ellipse tells me that you are favoring mental and spiritual growth in regards to love and sex, or just finding a love for higher knowledge and personal growth.
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DECEMBER CHANNELED MESSAGES FOR ALL SIGNS
CHECK SUN, MOON, AND RISING! ⭐️
ARIES: Enough is enough. Close the door on that chapter that is no longer serving you. Put the past behind you and be ready for a brand new beginning! The world is your oyster.
TAURUS: Your limits are being tested. You can do this, keep GOING. Keep PUSHING. You've made it this far so there's no point in quitting now. The rewards will pay off, you know this!
GEMINI: You on your BOSS shit! Only you have the power in your life. If you have been feeling like others have been taking a hold on you, it's time to take your power back. It was never theirs to begin with.
CANCER: Your hard work is paying off! If you feel like you've been working on something and seeing no results, this is your confirmation that you're being tested to see how badly you want to be a master of your craft!
LEO: If you've been going through a hard time, this is your confirmation that you've been purging and making room for all that is truly meant for you. You're attracting the life that is destined for you all you need to do is let go and surrender to your journey.
VIRGO: Has travel been on your mind? If there's somewhere you've been wanting to go, it's time to visit! Be open to travel, road trips, exploring, simply getting out there! Don't think too much, just go for it.
LIBRA: There's a special person in your life that has been placed on your path to bring joy into your life. This could be a new friend, romantic interest, or coworker, doesn't matter. What matters is that this person makes you feel seen & understood. Cherish this.
SCORPIO: Oh Scorpio, you've recently underwent a transformation and your Spirit team is oh so proud of you. Letting go & purging just keeps getting easier for you. Every new cycle, every new beginning comes with a blessing each and every time for all your hard work. The task may feel daunting but you're the chosen one for a reason!
SAGITTARIUS: It's important for you to not over give yourself. Be sure that there's a healthy equal give and take in all your relationships. Sometimes you do too much for people that are undeserving. Take that energy back and give it to yourself or to those who actually reciprocate it.
CAPRICORN: Stand up for yourself. Fight for yourself. Defend yourself. Are people pushing your buttons or testing your boundaries? It's ok to fight back. Sometimes people need to see that angry side of you when they've taken advantage of you being nice.
AQUARIUS: When it feels like you've hit rock bottom or when everything has been destroyed, it's a time to rejoice because it's a time to rebuild. You are starting over, starting FRESH. You've let go of all the bullshit & you've been the rude awakening for those who need it. Be ready for the glow up & all the blessings coming your way for having endured such a difficult time!
PISCES: If you've been going through a dark time, those days are over. You are approaching the light at the end of the tunnel. Happiness is yours. Even if it's from a simple shift in perspective. Sometimes all we need to do is look at the glass half full. You are finding joy in the little things and those things that use to bother you, simply don't matter anymore. You're finding the light in the darkness.
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🦁♌️ LEO- for the Leo’s I’m picking up on it looks like ur in the process of healing from being abandoned ignored ghosted. Letting go of financial hardship and getting back on ur feet!
What’s the energy coming towards Leo in love ? I got the 3of swords and 6 of pentacles—— there could be someone from the past still in ur energy. This individual could possibly be a cancer or have this in their chart even if they don’t this person could have been giving u the bare minimum u could have been giving way more to the connection and it set u back in turn causing this pain. This person may want to come back in in the future or they heavily want to come back towards u after leaving u in this situation. The roles could be reversed but someone here wasn’t giving enough this person could have came In as if they were emotionally available but wasn’t action oriented or kept the same energy going. Spirit advice is to work it out but make sure there equal give and take do not delude yourself. Try refraining from taking the masculine approach( taking the lead going above and beyond be more action oriented and in charge) let this person do it give them one more chance and this little test will show u if this is a person u will continue with or look somewhere else in love.
Sagittarius🤸🏽♀️ ♐️- saggies 👀👀👀 there’s someone in your energy and it can’t be ignored!! Whether this person is showing up in the physical or spiritual, they’re definitely significant I’m getting power couple vibes! Both of you are coming through as the King and Queen of Wands buttt you’re both showing up reversed😬 there’s some serious tension in the air lol what’s going on with ya ?I see that the masculine is pretty heavily focused on the feminine. They really want u 😎 but they could be acting up being a bit controlling dominating struggling with pride and ego. As far as the feminine energy she may be reacting in a stubborn and emotional manner due to the masculine behavior I don’t see her bugeing. But u both could be in a tug-of-war energy like battling control and ego. Regardless u both r very attracted to one another chemistry is off the charts, but right now, you’re just not on the same page. This feels like a growth phase. You’re both learning to drop these behaviors to improve ur relationship. Whether you’re taking some space from each other or still pushing through, know that this is just a chapter. You’ll both grow and eventually come out of this period stronger and more aligned. It might feel draining now, but hang in there there’s Compromise !
Gemini ♊️- I don’t see that you guys are focused on love matters right now from the energy that I’m pulling. I see that you guys could be struggling financially at this time you could’ve been set back financially, and this is now causing setbacks and struggles on your long-term goals, you could feel like nothing is going in your favor. Feeling like ur going through bad luck and this is just putting you in an energy of distancing ur self from others. I see that you could be mentally disconnected. Emotionally could be some confusion doubts in uneasiness in your mind. Spirit is saying that this financial pause the struggles that you’re going through right now may last for a bit, but you will recover slowly, but surely it may be tough and very burdensome, but you just gonna have to persevere and stay strong. The other half of you if you are still focused on love I feel like you could just be using it to distract yourself from your responsibilities and the offer may not even be all that like whatever love that you accept won’t even work out or be anything of significance because your main priority is a strong energy of working on ur responsibilities finances career school things like that. 😭🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
Aquarius: for half of you off the bat this could be a short period of rest bc you will be beating a new lover pretty soon this new lover that you will be meeting will be coming in wanting the same thing that you want in a partnership so you both will equally give your heart to one another and build a strong foundation and celebrate one another go have fun go on dates so you could have been single for sometime which was preparing you to get back into a committed relationship and this is finally the new person that is coming towards you. This new relationship coming towards you would be one that there’s less drama. It’s not the same as a past relationships things will be going more smoother. There will be a lot of peace. Rest relaxation in the relationship. I asked was coming towards Aquarius in love and I got the star spirit is strongly saying that you’re going to get your wishfufillment. Finally, this new person is going to really like you and they won’t feel ashamed to say that. there will be less resistance equal give and take compared to the past. You both will share happiness with one another, taking things slow. but in the period of taking things slow, they’re still gonna be fun. It’s not gonna be boring it’s not gonna be like you’re wasting your time. It’s just gonna be a more slower approach so that you guys get to know one another. The past couple days that I’ve been doing readings for Aquarius as well. There was a persistent energy of the six of cups showing in regards to a person wanting to offer or attempt to start a new beginning with you again, but it looks like I finally got confirmation that that 6 cups with whoever it was has finally ended with the death death And the sun this relationship is over. if you’ve been doing cord cuttings healing, and you are the collective that does not want any of your exes from the past, this is definitely a confirmation that your past is over with time for the new!!!🌤️☀️🌈
Virgo ♍️👩🏽🏫- u could be dealing with an Aquarius, Scorpio, fixed sign, Gemini, earth or fire signs. At this time I see the wheel of fortune is directing u back to the past. Something isn’t over you may have lost hope within an old situation, but spirit is trying to bring your attention in regards to that situation in the past for a reason.(that reason idk it’s too much to delve deep in) a few of u could have been in a 3rd party situation from the past. There’s a lot of energies showing up in this reading a lot of ppl could have been involved(family friends lover).A relationship didn’t work out bc someone could have been a player ? there could have been someone manipulating or black magic could have been involved like break up spells or loves to bind someone. Someone could be stuck on the past still…
different scenarios here but your advice in regards to this situation is to be in your king of cups energy, which is having high emotional intelligence, navigating the situation. Be very discerning on what you choose to show emotionally have self-control. spirit is saying you should not jump straight into a new beginning, especially intimately with anyone of the past This could potentially lead you to low self-esteem, get yourself together love yourself don’t act from a place of lack or accept the past bc of insecurity codependency
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[ Libra - Pisces ] PT. 2
☄️✨ All Signs Horoscopes May 2024 🪐
[ Astrological forecast for all 12 zodiac signs ]
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tf2 star sign headcanons
Aries: Soldier and Heavy
Taurus: Engie
Gemini: Merasmus
Cancer: idk sandvich??? maybe?? scout’s ma?? Bruppy?
Leo: Scout and Saxton Hale
Virgo: Sniper and Administrator
Libra: Archimedes
Scorpio: Spy and grey mann
Sagittarius: Demo and Zhanna
Capricorn: Miss Pauling and Engie’s grandfather
Aquarius: Medic
Pisces: Pyro (and balloonicorn)
Their elements-
Water Signs: Spy, Grey Mann, Pyro, Balloonicorn, bruppy, sandvich, Scout’s ma
Fire Signs: Soldier, Heavy, Saxton Hale, Scout, Demo, Zhanna
Earth Signs: Engie, Sniper, Administrator, Miss Pauling, Engie’s Grandfather
Air Signs: Medic, Archimedes, Merasmus
#op is a cancer ok im sorry but these were my best guesses sorry if i let the rest of cancer tribe down 😔✊#i hate how cancer is always pigeonholed into ''woman character'' it happens way too much. water sign phobia#also sorry to libras this was the best i got for yall too#is all teehee hahaha no one take this too seriously#all mercs#miss pauling#tf2 administrator#saxton hale#zhanna#scout's ma#horoscope headcanons#zodiac
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The signs as A24 movie costumes
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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battler's just a hater because he never experienced the unique emotion of Being Fourteen and relying on supernatural powers to survive.
#umineko liveblog#dunking on myself a little here but when i was like thirteen/fourteen-ish#i made precise notes of the birthdays of every peer that might matter to me#and would on dates that i deemed significant for whatever reason plug all these star signs into horoscope websites#to try and generate this like. web of social dynamics and predicted behaviors so i could assess the vibe in advance#this was mostly because i was a lonely and isolated teen who thought the only way i could ever have a hope of connecting with others#was if i knew to the minute the best time for all our corresponding astrological signs to intersect in the most favorable way#it didn't work because fate decreed that my birth chart made me totally incompatible with every other human being on earth#definitely not because predicting your chances of having people in your life based off one generic zodiac website was not a smart move lmao
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HE'S A SCORPIO FUCK ABORT MISSION
#local idiot befriends a scorpio man 17 dead 186 injured#welp this has been fun. 😀👍🏻#pray for me guys he already cares abt me I'm screwed#me: I don't even actually believe in horoscope fr it's just for fun! :)#me when I encounter a scorpio in the wild: NVM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE#but to be real w y'all this just makes perfect sense. which is worse. lol#all jokes aside he's equally great and bad like I really do wanna get to know him#and have a friend like him in my life but some aspects of him are. concerning#zodiac signs#scorpio
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Aaj ka Rashifal 03 September 2024: सभी 12 राशियों के लिए कैसा रहेगा मंगलवार का दिन?Aaj ka Rashifal 03 September 2024 : आज के पंचांग (Panchang) के अनुसार आज 03 सितंबर का दिन विशेष है.आज अश्लेषा नक्षत्र रहेगा. चलिए इस लेख में जानते हैं मेष राशि से मीन राशि तक सभी 12 राशियों का दैनिक राशिफल (Aaj Ka Rashifal)
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The only reason I'd advocate for everyone at least becoming familiar with the order of the zodiac signs and which signs people are is so that way, if you forget someone's birthday, you at least have a time range to work with so you don't completely embarrass yourself
#from experience: I can't remember my former classmate's birthday but i know she's a taurus#and once i looked at the range i remembered which month (but still not which day)#one helpful tip is that no sign covers an entire month they're all partial#astrology#zodiac#horoscope#sab speaks
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Zodiac Signs as Olivia Rodrigo’s songs for GUTS
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[ ARIES - VIRGO ] PT. I
🍂✨ Horoscopes September 2024 🔭💫
[ Astrological forecast for all 12 zodiac signs ]
💫 Read for your Sun, Moon, or Rising sign. Or all 3! Rising Sign will likely resonate the most overall.
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The signs as eating the chips from the bag and there’s not that much left
Aquarius: is indifferent about the low amount of chips and finishes them
Aries: aggressively eats the rest, throws bag on ground, and stomps it repeatedly
Leo: makes a huge dramatic scene filled with emotions and noises so everyone has no choice but to listen
Gemini: upon realizing the bags almost empty, they finagle a full bag from someone else by convincing them to switch
Taurus: manages to drink the crumbs remaining and then licks the bag
Capricorn: says to self, "these chips tasted like shit anyway"
Sagittarius: after finishing, blows the bag up like a balloon and pops it behind cancer's head
Cancer: cries about the chips being gone and about sag scaring them
Pisces: writes a depressing song about their lack of chips
Libra: asks self, "is the chip bag almost empty or is it not quite full?"
Virgo: tries to ration the chips remaining and schedules times of when they are allowed to eat each ration
Scorpio: kills everyone with chip bag
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