#hopefully you guys like

[villain-filled-writing]

Escape plans

Inspiration came from this prompt by the lovely @blueberryscones158 ! I hope you enjoy~

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The Villain panted as they ran across the rooftops of various buildings, their legs feeling like lead and starting to go numb as they continued to run as fast as they could. Even though they’ve only been running for a good minute, they were already feeling immensely tired and their vision was starting to blur at the corners. Who knew jumping from building to building could exert someone so much, so fast.

As they continued to run, their body begged for them to stop and rest, and for a moment Villain couldn’t really remember why they were running in the first place, not until…

“GET BACK HERE!!”

“VILLAIN!!”

“YOU WONT ESCAPE US!”

The voices of their pursuers reminded them why they were running. They were trying to escape their clutches and avoid being sent to a prison cell.

Originally, Villain had already planned an escape route for if the heroes were to appear mid heist, however they failed to acknowledge the fact that the whole hero team would go after them. For some unknown reason, they believed only two of the five members would appear.

Such a foolish thought to believe.

As Villain continues to run, they kept their eyes forward at all times, not once bothering to look back to see how far the hero team was. Right when the villain was preparing to jump to the next rooftop, the leader of the hero team blocked their path by floating up in front of them, arms open in case villain still decided to jump. Villain cursed under their breath as they stopped dead in their track, but only for a brief second before they quickly jumped down and into the alleyway, effectively scaring a few homeless people that were huddled close to an open fire.

Before villain could leave the area, the leader quickly flew down and blocked their only way out. “You’re trapped. Surrender now Villain and we wont hurt you.” Their voice boomed loud in the small space that was the alleyway. The villain swore under their breath again as they watched the rest of the hero team appear around their leader, effectively cornering them.

“And if I… don’t surrender? What then?” Villain asked in between labored breaths, “Will you beat me up until I submit? Or until I pass out and then drag my corpse to the jail yourselves?” They spit the words out angrily, tone laced with venom and nothing else but pure hatred for the heroes standing before them. “We won’t beat you unconscious, but we will fight you until you tire yourself out.” Leader said as they summoned their magic to their hands.

The leader was the first to start their slow approach towards Villain, their team following close behind them afterwards. Villain started to back up before quickly surveying the area around them, trying desperately to find a way out. Their eyes landed on the open fire that was only a small distance away from them and instantly an idea sprang up in their mind. “You can’t fight me, you won’t win.” Villain says as they reach into their pocket, “What makes you so sure?” Leader says as they tensed up, prepared for whatever villain unleashed.

“I mean, how can you fight me when you’re all blind?”

At that moment, Villain quickly pulled out a few slivers of magnesium they had on their person and threw them into the open fire. Almost instantly the magnesium caught on fire and created a large blinding white light. The heroes gasped and quickly tried to cover their eyes but were too late. “Fuck! VILLAIN!!” The leader bellowed angrily as they desperately tried to regain their vision. Unfortunately for Villain, they weren’t spared from the blinding light either and were using the walls of the alleyway to get out and away from the heroes.

Once they had managed to make it back to their lair, they concluded that next time they would prepare an escape plan in case all five heroes decided to go after them again.

They also concluded that they would NEVER carry magnesium on them again, not unless they had a way to avoid the blinding light it created when aflame.

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Wow, I think this is the longest piece I’ve written in awhile! I’m actually really proud of this! I hope you guys like it as much as I do and hopefully I’ll be writing pieces like this more often! Feel free to send me suggestions or tag me in prompts you want to see me expand upon!

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

[podcastwizard]

this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[lilislegacy]

i think it’s the most funny and romantic thing ever that they’re so attracted to each other in dangerous/deathly situations. in both those scenes, they are an absolute mess - percy covered in dirt, blood, and spiderwebs, and annabeth covered in muck and sewer water - and yet they find each other so beautiful. they could literally be about to DIE, and yet all they’re thinking is “wow you look so hot right now.” i just love when they percabeth like that. they are so funny.

also. perseus jackson, where the HELL were you going with that thought about the way her beads looked on her throat before you stopped yourself, young man?

[kinsey3furry300]

[recreationalfanfics]

"What A Beautiful Family!"

In which you get confused for being a family

Rengoku:

- It happens during a trip to the store in town with his little brother. Maybe it was to restock groceries or maybe it was buying supplies for his next demon conquest, either way: all three of you went down to visit.

- Rengoku smiled softly at you as he watched you with his little brother, holding his hand and laughing with Senjuro and occasionally lifting him up and spinning around.

- At some point during the walk, Senjuro pointed at some birds flying in the tree and begged Kyojuro for a closer look, which Kyojuro happily allowed him to do and put him on his shoulders with a big smile. You helped Senjuro steady himself and laughed at how precious the two looked.

- As Senjuro and Kyojuro debated about what kind of birds they were, you couldn't help but look at Kyojuro with nothing less than love in your eyes and a fond smile.

- "Aw, how precious!" a woman walking past with a basket filled with baked goods cooed at you three, "I'm glad even with demons terrorizing us, people can still have moments like this. Here, have some!"

- At first you tried to decline out of embarrassment but Kyojuro humbly took them and gave one to Kyojuro and handed a pastry to you. You were hesitant but then you took it and graciously thanked the lady, "but also, I feel bad for not paying for these, ma'am. Please, let me-"

- "Don't you worry about it. A beautiful family like you should enjoy a good snack on such a lovely day, especially since your husband's a hashira."

- Rengoku opened his mouth to let out a hearty "TASTY!" but stopped himself halfway when he heard that. You just stared at the lady in flustered shock as she bowed her head and walked away.

- You and Kyojuro shared a look with each other, Kyojuro giving you a nervous yet wide grin and you returned it. Both of your faces felt warm and you were barely able to hold eye contact with each other.

- "Haha, that lady thought you were (Y/n)'s husband! Isn't that funny, big brother?" and Rengoku's gaze softens as you become timid and look down at your feet, "Yes...I suppose it is, Kyojuro."

Tengen:

- You were walking with Tengen and his wives, happy to see him a bit more after his retirement, when you stumbled upon three neighboring children, who played too roughly and were crying their eyes out about it.

- You and Hinatsuru helped them while Suma tried not to cry with the two boys but offered to help and Makio awkwardly tried to calm them down. Tengen just squatted down and told them that it wasn't very flashy to cry, which made you and Hina elbow him.

- Instead of getting more upset, however, all three boys became excited and seemed to recgonize Tengen, asking him if he was the sound Hashira, which seemed to greatly inflate his ego as he said: "Yes but I am also the God of Festivals!"/ "WOW! REALLY!?"

- You and his wives exchanged glances knowing he wouldn't shut up. When they asked if he could tell him a story of the demons he fought, he tried to be all: "Oh, it might be too scary for you kids...BUT WHAT THE HECK- So I was in the Entertainment District which is filled with prost-"/ "UZUI."/ "IT'S IMPORTANT TO THE STORY."

- Anyways, after some censoring, each boy found a home in your lap, Suma's lap, and another sat on Hinatsuru's but leaned their head on Makio's arm. All of you entranced by Tengen's storytelling and prescence.

- "Haha, such an energetic father. Those boys are definetly gonna grow up strong!"/ "I wonder which of those women are his wife?"/ "From the way they're looking at him, all four, probably."

- Tengen's voice suddenly stopped, most likely because he heard what they said, but instead of correcting him, his eyes landed on you. You could feel Hina's, Suma's, and Makio's gaze on you as well and you felt timid...but not uncomfortable. His lips upturned into a smirk and you felt yourself trying to look at ANYWHERE but the attractive faces that were staring at you.

- "Well, what happened next!?" One of the boys demanded, impatient from the cliff hanger.

- "Huh- Oh, right! Anyways, this demon CAME OUT and he was UGLY. Absolutely hideous, like a monster that crawled from under your bed-"

- When the boys finally were called home, you all waved goodbye and parted ways. Leaving you alone with the retired Hashira and his wives, you didn't say anything but the energy felt different as Suma clung to your arm and Tengen walked closer to you, Makio's eyes would stray towards you but timidly look away when you caught her gaze as Hina wished this walk would last forever. Just the five of you.

[sanshinexx]

oh, and nothing lasts forever some things aren't meant to be but you'll never find the answers until you set your old heart free

The Oh Hellos – Hello My Old Heart

Here's a little something I've been working on for the past week :D

The Gravity Falls brainrot has set in for good and these two idiots won't leave my head so I'm making it everyone's problem now

here are all the drawings without the lyrics!

[ptr-sqloint]

lab grown angel wip

[chloesimaginationthings]

THE WILLIAMS ❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤

They look so good on your style OMGG ❤️❤️

I’m glad yall liked the Williams comic!!!

[theredviper]

ASTARION ANCUNIN BEING SASSY: 2/?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

your movie charles art gives me cuteness aggression

obsessed with getting these asks back to back and yet they both hold some truth i think ...... thank you very much everyone ....

[eerizon]

katelyn + laurance + garroth redesign!!

+ werewolf aaron doodles below:

more character info:

+ werewolf aaron doodles!

[fulgurbugs]

Comic time again

[humming-fly]

It's dark Arthur, pull out your lighter.

(practically I know john is most easily portrayed as a normal hooded guy with a mask but deep down my heart of hearts still belongs to mergo's wet nurse)

[demaparbat-hp]

Almost