#hope this made you smile :)

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[hinamie]

ṇ̵̛̱͌̅̃͛̔o̴̮̓̀͂́̃_̴̛̲́s̷͈̋̈́̄̋͠ị̶͔̗̐͐̐̒̕g̵̛̱̘̣̑͂ņ̴̰͔̘͇̏̒̓̇͠͝a̸̜̥̩̭͋̌ḷ̶͔̖͗͋͛͛̃͆

[rjshope]

MiniMoni + their bond

for @outroindigo✨

[i-like-forcefem]

You wake up due to a an odd discomfort around your groin, you feel around and touch something soft and plastic?

You turn on the lights and find yourself lock in a small, pink chastity cage

You panic a little, you’ve never done this before, you try to pull it off and it won’t budge and you notice just how little you can touch your member now

You get hard

It hurts

You look around the room and see an envelope next to a small pile of clothes and some odd plastic?

You open the envelope

My dearest love,

You wronged me, the fact you wouldn’t know who I am makes it that much worse

So I thought it’d only be right if I punished you

As you might’ve found out already I’ve securely locked you up and only I have the key

If you ever want it back you’ll need to do some things for me first

Mod course you won’t be allowed to touch your memeber until I release you

Next you will need to wear the clothes, and insert the remote anal vibrator I provided to you

You will then need to watch any porngraphic content I send you over the course of the next 2 weeks, dressed up and wearing the plug

I’ve made a separate number where we can chat

I expect you to use the proper respect when talking to me

I expect you to thank me for teaching you how to be a good girl

And I expect you to drop whatever you’re doing whenever I send you a message, and if I so ask you’ll put on the shuttle clothes I gave you, put in the plug, and watch whatever degrading smut I sent you while I control your ass

Do this like a good girl for 2 weeks and I’ll take off the cage

Mess up once, and I’ll flush the key down the drain

Oh and don’t think to get it removed or anything, I got that onto you without you noticing once, and if you get it off I’ll know that means you’re ready for your second round!

And trust me you wouldn’t like the second round, something tells me that you’d hate losing your freedom of movement

So now be a good girl and dress yourself up already love~

I’m waiting

Oh! And one more thing!

I can and will change the rules at any time, for example one I thought of right now: the two weeks only count down if you spent the whole day in cute woman’s clothing, so if you ever put on those nasty clothes you’re wearing right now, the day doesn’t count and you still have 2 weeks to go

Good luck cutie! Try to keep me happy~

[jinstronaut]

a taehyung a week until he's released ♥

week 11/52 (cr. namuspromised) for @jkvjimin ✨

[sluckythewizard]

PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.

[evil-robot-cat]

I know I said it was too much to draw, but I didn't realize how much people would like Reeve talking about his second/third/fourth jobs. So here you are, the whole thing in comic form!

(patreon)

[tokibuns]

animated fear! (he caught u starin)

[tadc-and-md-sideblog]

Any spare nuzi headcanons 🥺👉👈 havin' a sad day (no pressure tho!)

OF COURSE DEAR, ALSO I HOPE YOUR DAY GETS BETTER 🥺

WHOA, NUZI HEADCANONS BE UPON YE

they both like dumpster diving and sometimes they do it as a weird date idea. V hates it lol

N collects shiny little rocks and brings them to Uzi like gifts

they go on flying races

N teaches Uzi how to use her tail to sleep upside-down without falling. He's also the one who taught her to use her wings to fly

Uzi makes a ton of bad puns and no matter how horrid they are, N always laughs at them

they draw pictures together on the floor like kindergarteners

(borrowing this from some fanart I saw) N sometimes wears a sock thingie over his tail so it doesn't hurt Uzi whenever they're cuddling

lots of snowball fights (I know it's not snow but they throw it at each other, you get it 😆)

sometimes on lazy days Uzi climbs on N's back and he just carries her around piggy-back style the whole day

they are each other's venting partner

they both like to ruffle each other's hair at random

FACE SQUISHES

ik this one's almost common knowledge but N takes Uzi's last name when they get married bc he doesn't have one

sometimes they'll just sit facing each other and have a "try not to laugh/smile" contest as they each pull up increasingly ridiculous images on their visors

[sleepanonymous]

What

The fuck

[rjshope]

Now I’m

Walking towards that light

One foot forward

We’ll bounce back and hit another level

for @yooboobies✨

[cccat-in-a-meat-sack]

Why be sad when you can be cat

[xoxoemynn]

Looking for a fake dating AU in a modern setting? This is the story for you! This explicit 15K word, 5 chapter (plus a sweet epilogue!) story features a classic friends-to-lovers tale starring notable lovable idiots, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet, and is filled with shenanigans, intrigue, and maybe even a ghost or two! Story presented as-is, but a happy ending (both literally and figuratively) is guaranteed.

Or, Ed and Stede decide to crash open houses together to partake in three of their favorite activities: being together, being judgey, and being annoying theater gays. But while they may be having a great time playing pretend, they come to discover that their emotions are very, very real.

Written for the AUgust 2024 Day 17 prompt "realtor."

This story is complete and will be updated daily.

Read chapter one here.

[kimtaegis]

@ye-xiu's favourite taemin looks ↳ happy birthday, al! ✨

[luna-loveboop]

"She has a smile like the sun. I would do much to feel its warmth upon me once again." -Great Deku Tree breath of the wild

The amount of times Zelda smiles in breath of the wild:

The amount of times Zelda smiles in tears of the kingdom:

She's happy now :)

[themisterhip]

Happy genos (/:''>)/