#hoooooboy

[slashingdisneypasta]

oooh… tzekel-kan… has invaded my brain…. Help..

if he sees you and decides he wants you it’s over. it doesn’t matter where you come from, whether you live on the island or wash up on shore one day

tzekel-kan‘s acolyte (guy with the jaguar hood) serves as his eyes and ears. he’s one of the warriors guarding el dorado and any time there’s an arrest of any kind (villagers committing crimes or outsiders found on the island) he’s right there. every capture is reported back to tzekel-kan posthaste. the priest gets first pickings in victims for his sacrifices, with lower offences sometimes settling for their cattle to use in his rituals.

once you’re bound before tzekel-kan he hesitates. something about the way you carry yourself, the way you look… you share similarities with an icon in his codex, not quite divine but above a mortal. potential to grow more holy with devotion to the gods and discipline. you’ll never come close to his own status of course

he decides to keep you as a server in the temple and you have no say in the matter. but at least you aren’t being sacrificed or sent to xibalba

from that day on tzekel-kan keeps you under his full control. you’re given many chores in the temple like preparing ritual foods and weaving ceremonial robes according to the priest‘s precise instructions. you’re also expected to follow every rule of his and live your life by guidelines he sets.

tzekel-kan focuses on making you devoted to the gods and to him by aiding him in all his rituals and divinations. he wants you to be the pure and reverent server to match his holiness as enforcer of the gods‘ will

over time his facade will start to crack and his true intentions will slip through. he wants to be the one worshipped by you, the center of your universe. tzekel-kan will think a long time about making you his consort, still far inferior in power and status him of course, before acting on it. the signs are all noticeable, he preens more around you, seeks physical contact more often, you spend nearly every hour of the day performing rituals with him.

you never get to leave his side. but not that you’d be able to do anything about his advances. he’s got you firmly under his thumb - it won’t be long until you’re draped in heavy gold jewellery that might as well be a collar of ownership

hrrrrnggggg…… okayyy got it all out… good night………….

ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

ANON.

ANON.

This is an amazing fanfic, I'm so into it!!!! Thank you so much for sharing!! Ahhh!!

[marvelousmawn]

GOOD EVENING I FINALLY GOT A CHANCE TO LISTEN TO THIS WEEKS HALLOWOODS EP AND I'M ELECTRIC I'M FLYING THROUGH THE SKY I'M SO FAST IM SO SO FAST I'M SCARED BUT LIKE HEY AT THE SAME TIME I'M DOING 800 CARTWHEELS

[loelett]

HOLY SHIYHTIJ SUIHTNRJKN @yeahyikers

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[pseudowho]

Today my husband bought new work clothes.

Comes to me in a new navy shirt, brown leather tie, boots, and braces.

Leans in and whispers "you can pull my tie if you like".

I just

I can't

He knows

[jjskiaraa]

Line read of all time.

[ohmigoshiloveu]

So like, in VTM the story of Cain and Able is REALLY important, like Cain became the first vampire as punishment for killing Able, and Kindred can also be referred to as Cainites.

Allusions to Cain and Able in the Suckening aren’t particularly forthcoming, but we do have two brothers, with one who’s being postured as innocent and beloved and the other one is violent and considering war crimes. All I’m saying is that Condi was onto some good shit with trying to make Emizel resent Shilo.

[stevethehairington]

MOBY DICK MAY HAVE BEAT THE BOAT BUT I FUCKIN BEAT MOBY DICK JFC LONGEST BOOK EVER

[ruakichan]

rkgk

evo

[reiiishii]

What makes a deity? Searching life's waning garden for eons Pick apart all of the greatest beings Oh, just how much will it take to become a God

[trainingdummyrabbit]

nevermind im better again. thought about angela

[ilostyou]

also i truly cannot imagine having the energy to run an honest to god hateblog. no one’s forcing you or asking you to like to like just about anything but you really mean to tell me you hate it so much you have to dedicate yourself to posting about how much you hate it and trying to get others on board with you? please

[dutchie-dd]

have you ever seen the fish in a birdcage animation meme? I think it'd be a pretty cool one :D

I just looked this one up and OOOOO it's so GOOD 👀 Tysm for sharing this animation meme! I never would've seen or heard of it otherwise! I have the perfect boi to use for this meme too. Goodness I'm super thrilled now!

[parisiangiraffe]

It’s not Thirsty Thursday, but it might as well be, baybee!! 🗣🗣🗣

[rumils]

the thing they dont tell you abt watching fangs of fortune is that the songs will be in your head constantly

[heyitslapis]

OH BOYS WE ARE YEARNING

[daxwritesstories]

I’m writing a new Cyra x Ace AU and it’s sooooo problematic oh my goddddd