#he knows me too well

[very-pretty-puppy]

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[pseudowho]

Today my husband bought new work clothes.

Comes to me in a new navy shirt, brown leather tie, boots, and braces.

Leans in and whispers "you can pull my tie if you like".

I just

I can't

He knows

[yutaholic]

funny story this is an actual conversation between me and my nephew last night

nephew: hey there's another nct music video

me: oh? but they just dropped baggy jeans

nephew: yeah it's short it's called the bat

me: the bat?

nephew: yeah check it out it's really good and catchy

me: I will later I'm working on something right now

nephew: Yuta looks really hot

me:

nephew: *hands me his tablet with the mv pulled up*

me: thank you sir

[nina-ya]

I told my bf I wanted to go home and 😭😭😭😭

[ren-berry]

just went on a date with my boyfriend and his boyfriend and this really pretty waitress gave me her number and flirted with me

now my boyfriend and his boyfriend have a bet of how long it takes us to fuck. i love my hooligan.

[tabbydragon]

[dani-pixie]

When my husband wants to play a game that requires his mic to be on to avoid some monster or ghost, he distracts me so that I don't intentionally make too much noise.

This time, he bought me a new wine to try (sweet red blend: 10/10) and then gathered my stuff and set it on the bed. He set out my blanket and stuffed salmon with the pillows stacked to support my back. He also set up Stardew Valley on my laptop, ready for me to go. He even had me a glass of wine poured with the bottle by the bed.

Sure, he did it to distract me, but I love that he knows me so well and makes sure I feel remembered even if it is to keep me occupied.

[leche-flandom]

I just told my husband that getting a cat would fix me and he said, "I wish to GOD it was that easy to fix you" LLLLOOOOOLLLLL THIS FUCKER

[finalgrrrl]

i was sitting in my room by myself and my parents were in the living room watching the olympics and they wanted me to come hangout with them so my dad yelled "hania, the ladies are fighting!"

[jnsnte]

the way… THE WAYYYYY

[aliswagz]

when noah kahan said “ someday I’m gonna be somebody people want”

[angelosearch]

Me re: Squall Leonhart

[witchcraftingboop]

Me: What is the opposite of sleep deprivation? Because I have that!

Work Bestie, mid-sandwich bite: ... Well rested? Hyper?

Me: Yes, that one! Hyper!!

Work Bestie, laughing: Get out of my office

[whereisalicedotcom]

What are you looking at what are you looking at what are you looking at I want all of them.......

[notwalterwhite]

at the hairdresser for a trim and asking my guy if he'd be willing to shave my head and he said no because he doesn't want to deal with any potential mental breakdown if i dont like it lmfao fuck

[raychleadele]

Friend of mine sent this to me and I squawked.