#I’m doing the job of 3 people 💃💃

[nina-ya]

I told my bf I wanted to go home and 😭😭😭😭

[santanasaintmendes]

la mano arriba, cintura sola, da media vuelta, danza kuduro 

part5! to the ¡cosmic girl records!

!cosmic girl records!

summary: carnival, beaches, feijoada, the brazil grand prix, your best friend and boyfriend team up to . . . bully you? 

olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader 

fc!: random pics and girls from pinterest, all credits go to their rightful owners in the images used below

warnings: swearing, aussie slander (i’m sorry, turning on my own kind fr), lando insults y/n’s singing 😔, girlfriend stealing

a/n: thank you for how quickly ‘make tacos not war’ got to 100 likes! Here’s part 5 to the cosmic girl records!

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unfortunatelyy/n: her name was lola, she was a showgirl 🇧🇷

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user2: WITH YELLOW FEATHERS IN HER HAIR

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 user4: AND A DRESS CUT DOWN TO THERE 

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 user5: SHE WOULD MERENGUE 

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 user6: AND DO THE CHA CHA 

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 user7: 💃💃💃

 user10: who’s lola i don’t get it 😓

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 user15: the entire nation just took a sigh 

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 user11: suffer in silence you uncultured swine 

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 user12: damn 😭

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 user13: it’s a song lol, yk Copacabana by barry manilow 

user14: always count on y/n to give you best f1 content 

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 landonorris: not to brag but we absolutely smashed you guys 

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 lilymhe: no need to rub it in lando onewin 

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 user1: LANDO ONEWIN HELP 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: yeah pal, you guys literally won by 1 point 

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 landonorris: we still won 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I DEMAND A REMATCH

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 lilymhe: y/n nO

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 landonorris: so you can lose again?

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 unfortunatelyy/n: SO WE CAN BEAT YOUR SORRY ASSES 

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 olliebearman: you’re so scary when your mad, i can see your fuming while you stare at your phone 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: why do you like exposing me so much 😞

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 olliebearman: it’s out of love 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: sure whatever 😒

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 olliebearman: she’s literally hugging me right now

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU 

user8: ugh to have friends like the f1 grid 

user9: COPACABANA, MUSIC AND PASSION WERE ALWAYS THE FASHION

 georgerussell64: thank you for capturing my good side in that photo

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 unfortunatelyy/n: you just want to talk about your abs don’t you?

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 georgerussell64: yes 😌

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 unfortunatelyy/n: GET OUT OF MY COMMENT SECTION 

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 georgerussell64: OKAY OKAY GEEZ SO AGGRESSIVE 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT 

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 georgerussell64: OKAY I’M GOING 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: GO AWAYYYY📢

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unfortunatelyy/n: i love my friends 🥲

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user1: LET MY GIRL SING HER DISNEY SONGS 🗣️

user2: “do i look like national geographic” OSCAR PLS 😭

 user3: HELP “friends” how does it feel ollie 😭😭

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 olliebearman: 🥲

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 unfortunatelyy/n: whoops 🫣

 oscarpiastri: i’m sorry but it was a dumb question

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 unfortunatelyy/n: IT WAS VALID THOUGH DO THEY

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 oscarpiastri: why would u ask me tho 😭

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 unfortunatelyy/n: isn’t it obvious, you’re one of those vegemite eating people who ride kangaroos to school and go “crikey mate” 

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 oscarpiastri: I-

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 user6: she’s not wrong 

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 olliebearman: it’s okay you get used to it 

user4: it’s okay guys, ollie and y/n are sophisticated adults who purchase vegetables responsibly 

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 landonorris: okay but u were loud asf and it was 2am 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: u a grown ass man who goes to sleep before 2am?! 

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 landonorris: YES??? I HAVE A JOB??

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 unfortunatelyy/n: damn ok 😒 that’s still unfortunate

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 landonorris: okay miss insomniac, no one wants to hear a live production of Frozen on a budget at 2 in the morning 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: ouch that hurt 

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 landonorris: i’m sorry it's just the truth, i’m pretty sure the entire hotel doesn’t want to be hearing it too 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: was i really that loud??

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 landonorris: we share a wall. and yes. 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: damn ok 😔

user5: i can confirm as an australian, koalas do get angry 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I KNEW IT 

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unfortunatelyy/n: um, dois, três . . . carnival!

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 user1: she’s STUNNING how did ollie bag her

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 user2: pasta.

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 user1: what?

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 user2: long story.

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 user7: only the real OG’s know 

user2: Olá do Brasil! 🇧🇷

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user3: oh to be y/n 😔

 user4: does she have a job or does she just travel and cling off ollie

|  user5: damn so aggressive and for what 

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 user6: she just graduated and is going to be an engineer for mercedes next year 

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 user4: damn my bad ya’ll, respect 🫡

 lilymhe: MARRY ME 😍

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 💍

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 alex_albon: nO StOp 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @lilymhe u know this loser?

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 lilymhe: nope he doesn’t ring a bell 

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 alex_albon: I’M LITERALLY COOKING LUNCH FOR YOU 

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 lilymhe: hm you seem to be on your phone rather than cooking 

|  alex_albon: BECAUSE THIS LOSER IS SHAMELESSLY FLIRTING WITH YOU 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: are you feeling okay honey? i’ve got the psychiatric ward on the phone 

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 lilymhe: cancel that mf 

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 alex_albon: do i mean nothing to you

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 lilymhe: who are you again?

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 alex_albon: I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR LUNCH 

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 lilymhe: no wait 

 olliebearman: hey there gorgeous 😍

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 unfortunatelyy/n: i’m going to light you on fire

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 olliebearman: WHAT 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: yep say goodbye to that mfing ice cream hair

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 olliebearman: i didn’t realise you hated the hair that much 😔

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 unfortunatelyy/n: well now u do 🤗

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 olliebearman: ☹️

user5: i’m sorry ollie she’s right, the hair is just not hitting 

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unfortunately/n: dig, set, spike . . . right?

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 landonorris: yes duh if that wasn’t obvious 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: that block button is looking really nice right now 

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 landonorris: mhm we all know how that went down last time 

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 user2: GUYS THEY’RE TALKING IN FULL SENTENCES WHAT DO WE DO 

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 user3: who knew they had that many words in their vocabulary 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @landonorris that was a moment of weakness 

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 user4: what are they yapping on about 😭

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 landonorris: what if i told everyone 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: you wouldn’t live to see another day 

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 user5: HELP WE STAN A PSYCHO

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 olliebearman: oh hey guys are we talking about the time y/n was threatening to block lando and she accidentally called emergency services at 3am and they heard her shouting so they dispatched police to her house and kicked her door down 😃

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 user6: WHAT 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHY DO YOU HATE ME 

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 user7: when did it become lando AND ollie bullying y/n 😭😭

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 landonorris: and may i add, that occasion wasn’t the only time y/n called someone when threatening to block me 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 🖕🖕

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 user8: not the double middle finger 

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 user9: oh she mad 

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unfortunatelyy/n: lovely photos, boys 

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 user1: sorry but i speak for everyone when i say WE LOVE Y/N

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 user2: SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 

 user3: the ollie pic 😭

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 user4: y/n was not joking when she said she had mad photoshop skills 

 charles_leclerc: WHAT DID I DO 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: live.

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 user5: charles must be having deja vu 

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 charles_leclerc: WHEN DID U EVEN TAKE THAT PHOTO

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 unfortunatelyy/n: your girlfriend took the photo for me 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: i mean, my wife 

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 charles_leclerc: WOW. @alexandrasaintmleux 

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 alexandrasaintmleux: 😊

 olliebearman: sorry 😔 it’ll never happen again i was getting blackmailed 

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 user6: ollie’s such an easy target in everything im afraid 

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 landonorris: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER U DUMBASS 

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 olliebearman: whoops 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @landonorris 🤨

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 landonorris: i have no idea what hes talking about 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: sounds suspicious but ok 

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 olliebearman: WHY ARE YOU BELIEVING HIM 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS 

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 olliebearman: just say you hate me already 😔

taglisttime!: @ilivbullyingjeongin

a/n: thank you for reading! i hope it made you laugh, have a happy + safe day xoxo santanasaintmendes <3

[jacarandaaaas]

I rewatched the movie last night! here’s a quick summary of my thoughts:

- I MISSED THE MADRIGALS SO MUCH😭😭

- baby mirabel is so so cute she deserves the world

- “open your eyes” theme introduced!!

- the title card is so majestic we need to talk about it more

- yayyy 15 year old mira let’s go!! the silly!!

- mirabel is still my fave disney protagonist ever she’s so fun to follow her personality is great she’s so multifaceted i will always love her !!!

- the way she knocks on everyone’s doors LMAOOO

- “well US” 😭

- her waving to casita <333

- coffee kid needs to chill

- this whole song slaps

- accordion YEAHH!!

- mirabels iconic rap to avoid talking about herself 😭

- dolores casually saying she didn’t get a gift😭

- osvaldo STOP

- camilo telling jose “nice job over there” as he’s standing doing absolutely nothing himself 💀

- did someone say FLOWERS✨

- mirabels eyeroll at Isa 😭😭

- “our angel our angel!!” felix ily

- “I’m not in the way you ar😠” *walks into a pillar*

- ay agustín😭

- julieta & agustín telling her she has nothing to prove <33

- miras handcrafts <33

- “ i actually made these as a surprise! for you oooh oooohh” 😭

- alma trying to nicely tell mira to leave the decorations alone and mira pretending it doesn’t hurt 😭

- julieta saying to alma it’s gonna be a hard night for mira and alma saying if it doesn’t go well it will be hard for everyone :( and mira overhearing this

- how she knew exactly where antonio would be😭

- the jaguar she made him😭

- “what if it doesn’t work” 💔

- him saying to her I wish you could have a door meaning not a gift but just her own room and privacy aww

- “you don’t have to worry about me” ☹️

- the hug !!!

- the way casita pushes them out from under the bed and you can hear mirabel going “ow ow!” In the background😭

- PARTY TIME💃

- how gently she brings antonio down to meet his family

- the entire interaction with warm family !!

- how you see antonio’s smile drop as soon as they leave :(

- camilos posture is ASS

- alma saying another steps into the light when mirabel is shown mostly in shadow😭

- the I need you scene still kills me

- mirabel zoning out of the flashback and you can sense the haziness of it

- antonio’s room!!!!

- it’s bigger on the inside!?

- isas smile in this scene <3

- camilo being supportive big brother!!

- dolores thumbs up is so cute and pepa kissing antonio all over is so cute

- agustín almost falling over because parce😭

- “a gift just as special as you” NOOOOO

- how this song starts as reprise of the family madrigal but when she admits she’s not fine it changes to 3/4 time :(

- comparing herself to everyone else

- open your eyes!!!

- love the fact she ends up achieving everything she sings about

- I AM READY CMON IM READY🗣️

- the high note ahhhh

- the cracks scene camera movement is so interesting

- and the sounds too ahh

- antonio’s got MOVES🙏 felix trying to get alma to dance ahhh

- this scene gives me second hand embarrassment I feel so bad for mira

- casita wtf bro

- mira saying she would never ruin antonio’s night because she knows that’s what people are thinking :(

- corn plate moment but I like the subtle noise of the arepa healing her hand

- julieta coddling her but mira rejecting it :(

- bruno lost his way :(

- mirabel super spy era

- alma actually crying here😭

- praying to pedro for guidance ugh my heart

- mirabel deciding this is now her mission

- mirabel and casita being besties!!

- agustín already getting swarmed by the animals💀

- pepa and her coffee <33

- mirabel trying to act all sweet to Dolores but it’s just camilo💀

- dolores mentioning rats talking in the walls ahh I love foreshadowing

- pepas cloud disappearing as soon as felix puts his arm around her😭

- mirabel yapping to luisa (she just wants to eat)

- mirabel oblivious to the fact she’s meant to be paying attention to alma

- YOU DO!!!🫵

- alma getting casita to move her😭

- “mmhmm I will help luisa!” “Stop😠”

- dolores look over at isa before saying the 5 babies like😭

- isa and mira both not looking where the other is going and then isa acting like it was just mirabel💀

- luisa casually lifting a church

- mirabel falling off a wall

- “you’re gonna make me drop a donkey!” (On you)

- mirabel angry stomping is so unserious

- surface pressure time!!!

- the visuals of this song are so good

- the way luisa is saying “can I somehow preserve this” as she’s adjusting mirabels glasses feels like how mirabel in this song represents the family and how luisa is always trying to preserve them

- how in the bridge the landscape is pastel and free of pressure ahhh!! unicorn donkeys and glitter !! (luisa is a girly girl I will believe this until I die)

- how as they get higher up the pressures in the background start building and getting higher in pitch until the drop omg

- casita imagery here!

- dancing donkeys cause she realized mira seemed scared :(

- luisa starting to have a panic attack and mirabel just silently hugging her :(

- luisa you big introverted softie <333

- alma and isa talking about mariano and isabela petals going everywhere :(

- mirabel being nervous because casita can’t help in here

- falling down the sand💀

- pico being sassy and just leaving her😭

- goofy the family madrigal reprise as she’s climbing the stairs lmaoooo

- BRUNO YOUR ROOM IS THE WOOOOOORRRRSTT😠

- almost dies swinging across chasm u celebrated too early girl!

- pico judging her😭

- pico hiding in mirabels hair aww

- QUITTER🗣️

- alma noticing candle flickering as mira is piecing the shards together

- mirabel almost suffocated in sand because she didn’t use the handle on the vault😭

- all the sand details in this animation

- alma looking at mirabel when luisa said she was talking to her💀

- poor luisa 😭😭😭

- alma assuming mirabel did something and mirabel looking hurt by that assumption

- telling her again to stay out of the way 💔

- wdtab is so iconic

- felix dramatic burst in

- his face expressions as pepa is saying not to talk about bruno😭

- BUT!

- mirabel awkwardly dancing because this song vibes

- I’m sorry mi vida go ooonnnnn

- pepa imitating the mischevious grin shes so silly I love her

- felix spinning mirabel transition is underrated that scene is so cool

- dolores part!!

- footsteps as part of the beat ahhh

- how she’s foreshadowing again!

- “do you understand” she doesn’t but it’s ok!!

- camilo just spitting bullshit to try scare her😭

- his dramatic movements

- the villagers heeeyyyyyy line

- dolores going no noooo!!

- fish lady 🗣️🗣️

- mirabels imagination is so foul wym you pictured him with a wig💀

- everyone stopping for isas dramatic entrance

- the lighting here is so pretty

- isas voice!!

- miras face will always kill me here😭

- dolores “I can hear him now” as double meaning omggg I love this movie

- isa saying she wants not a sound out of mirabel and mirabel immediately starts singing out of spite 💀

- ISABELA YOUR BOYFRIENDS HERE!! TIME FOR DINNERR

- I love the time for dinner line

- the table choreography is iconic

- mirabel looking at her family doing this and thinking “wtf”

- luisa struggling to lift the pot :(

- the whole ending sequence omg

- “miraboo got your party pants on!?” I love agustín and his goofy dance as he enters the room

- just another thing mira inherited from him ig since they both do goofy dances😭

- casita being mirabels bff

- the whole animation of her rambling to him is so well done all the movements ahh

- agustín immediatly going let’s pretend this never happened😭

- “I know” their faces😭 dolores is so funny for that

- dolores and mirabels stare off will never not be funny to me

- alma pouring more wine😭

- this whole scene is so stressful and funny

- poor luisa :(

- those damn coatis are so smart

- miras face as she watches everything go to shit :(

- “I HATE YOU👹” isa is so dramatic 😭

- agustín going to comfort luisa <33

- mirabels defiance as it’s the second time she says she’s not doing anything

- rats!!!

- alma in severe denial to the townspeople

- “MIRABEL” 😠⚡️

- mirabel gets jumpscared by bruno

- brunos parkour

- camilo comforting pepa <33

- that wall slam must have hurt so bad😭

- cool slide under and kick out the stair

- mirabel thinking she’s gonna die

- “you’re very sweaty” 😭

- mirabel gets jumpscared by a rat and drops bruno into the void

- nvm lol

- “bye” 😐 he’s so me when I don’t want to talk to people

- mirabel is stubborn and therefore follows him

- mira slamming her elbow into something and going “ow” in the background 💀

- his real gift is acting!! this scene is even funnier after reading her inner monologue in the book😭

- bruno saying the rats are always hungry never satisfied

- the plate scene killed me

- how when she realizes how similar they are she opens up to him :(

- bruno looking over at her when she talks about wanting to make the family proud because he relates so bad

- “everyone always assumes the worst” poor bruno 😭

- “you left to protect me?” mira in disbelief at this will always kill me 💔

- bruno giving her a light shoulder punch as she’s leaving

- “yeah…. YEAH!!”

- I love how u can see her lightbulb moment😭

- mirabel kicking the door down like TIO HOLY FUCK- love ur enthusiasm but omg girl😭

- bruno gets jumpscared by his 15 year old niece

- miras optimism is cute

- “the rats told me everything” I love Antonio <333

- mira saying that bruno desperately needs to get out of the walls and him going “myeah” 😭

- antonio giving bruno the stuffie 😭😭😭

- “family weirdos get a bad rap!” “you can do this” guys I love mirabel

- bruno wanting to give up because every vision turns out bad😭

- AM I FIGHTING OR HUGGING !??? ISABELA!?👹

- julieta grabbing agustíns arm to show she sides w him <3

- I WAS THINKING OF MY DAUGHTER🗣️🗣️

- Felix angry “yes😠” when supporting Pepa <33

- bruno supporting mirabel same way she supported him ahhh I love their dynamic

- “come visit?” “I’m bringing you home” <333

- with a huuuuggggg

- mirabel looking utterly disgusted as she attempts to apologize to isabela (and her stupid little dance she does)

- go on apologizeee🙏

- SELFISH!?😯

- mirabel trying to get a hug still is so funny😭 girl she isn’t even looking at you

- WECID YEAHHH

- isa reaction to the cactus is so cute

- rows and rows of roses is a banger line

- “it just needed to be and they’d let me be!”

- the way isas voice deepens when she says “what else can I do”

- her room is so pretty

- a hurricane of jacarandas!!!

- mirabel casually upside down

- how mira stops interrupting and starts to listen to isa

- “careful it’s carnivorous” ☹️

- miras verse being same tune as isas wdtab verse ahhh

- mira becomes ultimate hype girl

- isas reaction to when the pollen gets on her

- how isa initiates the hug!

- “you’re a bad influence!” awwww

- the argument scene is so well acted it actually hurts me so bad

- how mira is so enthusiastic and gets shot down immediately :(

- the way isa and luisa look to eachother after alma mentions them

- “I will never be good enough for you” oh my heart

- mira is tearing up for most of this argument

- mira defending everyone

- the way her voice cracks when she says “we all LOVE this family”

- almas reaction when she mentions bruno

- almas face when mirabel says the miracle is dying because of you and mirabel in disbelief she just said that

- casita cracking right down the middle ooh symbolic

- corn plate but the vines isa uses to try grab the candle arent the ones she uses in wecid but the same ones she used when she was perfect isa. maybe a subtle way of saying how after what alma said she’s already reverting back to her old self and doesn’t have the confidence to embrace her new self anymore

- casita being mirabels best friend ever

- casita saving miras life <333

- the whisper of “no” when the candle goes out

- casita waving goodbye to her😭😭

- mira being almost in a state of disassociation after casita collapsed

- alma in total shock and probably relieve that night💔

- “let me help you” I love dolores shes so sweet

- pepa telling antonio to not cry😭😭

- the way julieta holds mirabels face here

- her reaction when mirabel is gone😭

- everyone calling for her and the village kids missing her :(

- mirabel crying at the river :(

- “I just wanted to be something I’m not” oh the way she says this 💔

- the transition into dos oruguitas is so smooth

- dos oruguitas is the most heartbreakingly beautiful thing ever💔

- pedro laughing when alma almost falls aww

- how they spent the whole night together stoppp

- the miracle candle being their wedding candle hurts

- pedro’s reaction to triplets😭

- pedro would have been such a good dad😭😭

- how pedro whispers “I love you” to alma in that scene

- almas apology since a lot of people forget this happened 🙏

- butterfly !!!

- mirabel changing what she said in the argument awww

- how they’re both crying here 😭 (same)

- “he sent me you” 😭😭😭

- almas reaction to seeing bruno ahhh

- horse girl mira lets go!!!

- the kids being so happy she’s back and the bell ringing ahhhh

- the way the entire family was lost without mirabel and had no idea what to do so when she returns they just let her take the lead

- how mirabel guides them all inside whilst singing about how everyone wants to shine

- mirabel helping luisa and luisa tearing up <333

- the townspeople coming to help!!

- mirabel being the one at the front to meet with the townspeople and collect the supplies but not alma

- this and scene with the blueprints indicate to me that alma fully trusts mirabel and is letting her play a bigger role in this project!

- the sisters singing together!!!!

- coffee kid going ham on the hammering

- priest going 👍 when bruno is laying out the sand

- mariano sitting on doorstep like a little loser :(

- how the background noise quietens a bit when dolores shows up

- mirabel and isa successfully set up their cousin and are celebrating their victory🙏

- we need a doorknob🗣️🗣️

- antonio guiding her to the door because she guided him to his door will never not kill me

- the family singing about how loved and appreciated she is (those harmonies OMGGG)

- alma repeating what her very first line in the movie was

- “I see me, all of me” oh no more tears 😭😭

- mirabel on the middle of the door 😭

- casita bringing in mirabel for a hug and her immediate reaction telling everyone else to get inside it’s party time 💃

- antonio and parce reunited!!!

- isas new dress and how happy and comfortable she is

- luisa resting !!!

- pepa dancing and felix going “yeah amor!” I love them

- family picture!!! casita hugging them in the photo and ending on the frame of the photo decorated by mirabel <33

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH <3333

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

I asked my friend to rate MW2 characters and tell me what their names are

DISCLAIMER: she has no clue what MW2 is or who any of the characters are (except for Ghost bc of me) so don’t take anything she says seriously it’s all for jokes and we were cracking UP

I wanted to put the screenshots but there were too many so I’m just copying what she said

Price

-Jim but goes by Jimmy

-“He looks like an asshole of father.”

-“It’s giving daddy issues”

- Said he looked like my dad but then looked at the picture better and took it back thank god

4/10

Ghost

-Ghost

-“That is a fine ass white man that has veins popping out his arms that I want to stick and bleed dry.” (She’s a nursing major)

10/10

Soap

- Shawn

- “He’s American Indiana trash. He only here cause it was is only way to see the world. He has two baby mamas, one black one white and they lowkey fight so they get more money out of him. But his kids(🩷💙) adore him.”

- “And his just there he don’t do shit”

3/10

Gaz

- Dante

- “He the communication guy in the group. He has a white girl named Megan back at home waiting for him to return home safe so they can start they family. This first serious mission with the cool guys.”

5/10

Alejandro

- Hunter

- “He is the captain douche, he constantly ask to see ghost 👀🫣unmasked. He has ✨fine✨ mamacita 💃at home in DR 🇩🇴waiting for him. He like to call people ese constantly.”

4/10

Rudy

-Matheus

-“ This is dad he the father of the group. He has to constantly remind the three masked ones just cause u in a mask don’t mean u can’t get ur asses handed to ya. He the voice of reason. This is his “last tour” so he can go back home to the suburbs to his wife of 10 years and their three little girls. He secretly wishes for a boy. Also he was in a frat in his youth”

7/10

König

- Reed

- “Oh this one know he 🥵 too. Him and Ghost def fuck the same girls at one 🇫🇷🧎🏽‍♀️. He has mommy issues and issues in general 🤷🏽‍♀️. He def wants only to be called Sir 🫡 in the bedroom. He lowkey clingy as hell.”

9/10

Graves

-Derek

- “This Detective Douche. He instigates things amongst the group. They always leave him out and he gets whiny about it. He was a cop before this. He does light drugs on the job and is an alcoholic that explains that horrid haircut and thin spots.”

- “He butt ugly.”

-1/10

Alex

- Gunner

- “He the wild child. But he also smart about it. If he wasn’t here he would be on jackass doing stupid shit. He constantly smells good. He also look likes the man thats for the big girls. He had Aussie herd dog at home in his one bedroom apartment. But his mum is watching the dog atm. He also Australian but came to the uk and got citizenship.”

8/10

Laswell

-Tilda Swinton

-“With Ellen’s hair.”

- “I don’t like how she’s looking at me.”

- “No comment.”

-2/10

Farah

- Iris

- “They kidnapped her.”

- “She didn’t join them willingly.”

-“She was the hostage turned army woman.”

2/10

Again don’t take any of this seriously she has no idea what these games are about lmao. Will not be tagging this it’s just for my followers lol

[thehighpriestess22]

2023

Last year I made a post with 3 lists that I wanted to complete by the end of the year, and I want to do the same thing for 2023 but on a bigger scale. I want to push myself to achieve, experience and enjoy more in life.

Life is short and I have unfortunately wasted a lot of it by being a home body... for 2023, I want to push myself to be out and to make memories and fulfil life!

So below I have new lists that I want to be able to complete by the end of 2023.

Meet New People... 1. Natalia at work 👧🏻 2. Bobby at work 👧🏻 3. Brandon & Faith 4. My Uncles Girlfriend 5. Charlotte at work 👱🏻‍♀️ 6. Karby’s Fella 🙋🏻‍♂️ 7. Ryan - New Manager 🙋🏼‍♂️ 8. Joe D - Colleague 🙋🏻‍♂️ 9. Kirsty - Colleague 🙋🏻‍♀️ 10. Heidi - Colleague 🙋🏻‍♀️ 11. Chris - Colleague 🙋🏻‍♂️ 12. Colleen - HR 🙋🏼‍♀️ 13. Freddie and Ella 14. Ant and Lilly 15. Luke and Lauren Notes:

Go Out... 1. Wagamama with BF and S.I.L 🍲 2. Chelmsford - Boom Battle Bar with BF and S.I.L 🎯 3. Kervan Kitchen with BF and Big E 4. Las Iguanas at the O2 Arena 🍸 5. Harrow Pub with work lot 🍷 6. Harrow Pub with In-Laws and BF 🍷 7. Drill Pub 🌞 8. Turtle Bay in Romford 🍹 9. Giggling Squid in Brentwood 🍷 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Notes:

New Places... 1. Boom Battle Bar 🎯 2. Cleveland Clinic 🏥 3. Marley’s I’m Hornchurch 🍷 4. Dad’s Flat 💫 5. Jon’s Apartment 💫 6. Elley’s House 💫 7. Vicky’s New Flat 💫 8. New Office in Peterborough 🏢 9. Premier Inn in Peterborough 🏨 10. Hilton Hotel in Derby 11. London Zoo 🦓 12. Clacton Beach 🏝️ 13. Turtle Bay in Romford 🍹 14. Giggling Squid in Brentwood 15. Stanford Cricket Club 🏏 Notes:

Birthday Celebrations... 1. Mum’s Birthday Dinner 🥳 2. Sister In Laws Birthday Drinks and Meal! 3. Cousins 24th Birthday Meal 🥘 4. Putt-shack and Las Iguanas for Dads Birthday 🎉 5. My Birthday Breakfast 🥞 6. My Birthday Dinner 🍽️ 7. M.I.L’s Birthday Dinner 🤩 8. Granddads Birthday dinner and cake 🎂 9. Boyfriends Birthday 🥳 10. S.I.L’s Boyfriends Birthday Drinks 🍺 11. Tanya’s Birthday dinner and Drinks 🍹 12. 13. 14. 15. Notes:

Things That Made Me Happy... 1. I was the the 2nd top earner in the company today! 🥳 2. Lost over half a stone so far in Jan 💪🏼 3. Achieved a 22 hour intermittent fast 💃 4. Started redecorating my bedroom 🎨 5. Finding out Demi is pregnant 🤰 6. Spending Easter Sunday with family 🐣 7. I was asked to be my Nieces and Nephews Godmother 🩵 8. I’ve lost over 2 stone 🙌🏼 9. My new Pandora ring from BF 💍 10. Seeing my Sister after months of not seeing her ♥️ 11. My sister bringing Sonny home 🐶 12. Finding out my cousin is pregnant 🤰 13. 14. 15. Notes:

Things I'm Grateful For... 1. Elleys recovery from her car accident 💖 2. My Godson 👦🏼 3. My job and the people I work with 💙 4. Mine and my families health 🫶 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Notes:

Dates With BF... 1. Lakeside and Las Iguana’s 🍔 2. Figo in Brentwood 🍕 3. Nando’s in Hornchurch 🍗 4. Drill Pub for grub and a few drinks 🍺 5. Alex’s Italian restaurant in Hornchurch 🍝 6. Wagamama in Romford 🍜 7. Marley’s for our 6th anniversary 🥰 8. Nando’s in Hornchurch 🍗 9. Drill Pub / Day Drinking 🍸 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Notes:

Pamper Myself... 1. Got my nails done 💅 2. Got my eyebrows done 👀 3. New set of acrylics 💅 4. Bath with bath oils, a bath bomb and a book 📖 5. Shopping and infills done with mum 💕 6. Dyed my hair 💆🏻‍♀️ 7. Got my nails done 💅 8. Got my hair dyed and cut 💃 9. Bought new makeup and skin care 👄 10. Got my nails done 💅 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Notes:

Books I Read... 1. I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jeannette McCurdy 📖 2. The Idea Of You by Robinne Lee 👓 3. It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover 💖 4.Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover 💙 5. It starts with us by Colleen Hoover ❤️ 6. Verity by Colleen Hoover 💫 7. Cat Lady by Dawn O’Porter 🐱 8. Hex and The City 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Notes:

Movies And Series I Watched... 1. Ginny and Georgia 2. Ghost Busters 👻 3. Smile 🤪 4. Clarkson’s Farm 🐑 5. Station 19 🚒 6. Quiet Place 2 👹 7. Call The Midwife 🤱🏻 8. Mood Fall 🌔 9. The Tomorrow War 👽 10. Fury 🔫 11. Drive 🚘 12. Raya and the Last Dragon 13. Princess Diaries 14. Princess Diaries 2 15. Wizards of Waverley Place Notes:

[mementoasts]

an actual blog post 💃💃💃

next year i rly need to like. grow up n get a job or smthn, but i’m grateful to have gotten some time to just relax this year since i’ve graduated (￣Д￣＝３

like, just the second half of this year alone, i made two whole charm sets (plus some other merchies), wrote and even completed some fics, made some playlists, did some small icon edits, got inspired to do lil comics again, animated a thing, experimented a LOT with my style, felt a bit more confident sharing things that were messy or a little unpolished or a lot insane.

i’d love to keep up the pace to some extent while i’m able, but i do wanna dial it back a bit so i can try socializing more. i know i’ve mentioned that on twt but i wanna get over my fears of rejection =3= being online is the only way i’m able to interact with ppl currently, and i wanna stop feeling like i’m not allowed to interact with people, or that i shouldn’t be sharing the things i create if they’re not perfect or if they’re too silly

i just wanna be a happy little guy!! i create bc i love creating and i share my creations bc i want ppl to feel emotions when they consume whatever i made!! maybe i love creating too much but i probably shouldn’t care!! this is the only way i know how to communicate, and i’m glad that i’m capable of doing at least that much !!

[markyhora]

happy birthday markyboi! 🥳 sana masaya ka, di man parati, pero at least most of the time. good job pa rin kahit di pa natin natutupad lahat ng gusto natin, wait ka lang. labyu pa rin! yun lang wala nako message sayo di ka rin naman nakikinig! 😛 #29 1. My first Full Moon Party at Koh Phangan, Thailand. It was the first full moon of 2023 and had a blast downing a bucket with questionable drinks lol 2. This was my first music fest in the jungle! I swear it’s sick and crazy having fun in the middle of th Party still at Koh Phangan, Surat Thani will be one of my faves! 3. Saw more and more ppl doing this so I thought of giving it a try. Thought it’s cute but now idk 4. One of the days in Bangkok where I wasn’t in the clouds and was actually doing something a tourist would. Grand Palace in BKK 5-8 I just never learn and do not know why I still had brownies and whisky on the same night. Can’t remember much apart from euphoria when we were dancing. 💃 (but I’m sorry PJ had to clean up after my mess in the hotel. I shouldn’t be surprised I barfed right beside my bed :() 9. Surprise birthday treat of PJ at SuppaNigga (it’s the name of the resto :() on our last day - 14th day! Anyway, I wasn’t expecting anything but little gestures like pretending to go to the washroom but actually speaking to the crew for a surprise birthday song and cake (panna cotta though hehe) makes my heart flutter 🫶🏻 10. Omg finally we’re done. This was last night at my simple birthday salubong. Cheers to you guys for putting up with my weirdness and shortcomings. Grateful for my family, friends, and all people I’ve met in this lifetime. You’ve become a part of my story and I don’t regret any single bit. Love y’all! The end. Slideshow’s over! (Lol this was fun 😅) 🤍 (at Birthday Post) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnjTe0CSjkI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[awesomeredhds02]

carrotcairns

I don’t usually do these challenge things, but you know what, I’m bored so here we go:

1. People are always surprised I don’t have an English accent. I’ve been living in London for 10 years but my Canadian accent is still as strong as ever. 🇬🇧🇨🇦 2. If I could solve one world problem it would be animal cruelty.

#govegan

🐷

3. One of my pet peeves is people that don’t follow simple rules. Like social distancing. 😤

4. My guilty pleasure is gravy (vegan of course). I could drink a mug full of it. 🤤

5. I am an officially ordained minister of the Universal Life Church so if you’re getting married or having a funeral I can do that for you! 🕊

6. One family tradition I’d like to carry on is ... 🤔 I don’t think my family has any traditions.

@auburngallerymuskoka

??? 7. Best job I’ve ever had is definitely modelling. I’ve been doing it for over 12 years now and it’s allowed me travel the world and meet some pretty awesome people. 💃

8. I think everyone should work: from home at the minute. Let’s flatten the curve! And also go vegan! 🌱

9. I met two of my closest friends:

@haileyoats

- friends since the womb!

@berta2801

- Junior Kindergarten class! 👶🏼 10. People are most surprised by my ability to clover my tongue. It’s my only skill in life. ☘️ .

#randomfacts #allaboutme #redhead#ginger #redhair #stayhome#hairgoals #makeuplovers

[feketeribizli]

Random ask: 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 11, 16, 21, 26, 45, 49, 50¿? 🌚💃

omg vika thank you!! 🤠🤟

two: favourite movie?at this point i literally cannot remember a single movie i’ve watched but i really like thor: ragnarok (2017)

three: favourite book?i don’t really have fave books so i’m just gonna mention some that affected my life in one way or anoter: aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe, nothing by janne teller, the shock of the fall, battle royale and hungarian poets’ “anthologies”

four: dream date?we would go on a long long walk to the woods, have a picnic at the nearby meadows and just lay here and stare at the night sky counting stars and telling heartfelt stories and just. enjoy each other’s company. no rush

five: do you have a crush?man i don’t know i fall for every second lady coming my way

eight: if you could look like anything, what would you look like?i wish to be a weeping willow standing near a bottomless lake accompanied by nymphs. nicest way to become eternal babey

eleven: what do you like talking about?usually my hyperfixations meaning no matter what the topic is i’ll end up talking about them nevertheless. nowadays i often ramble about theatre

sixteen: dream job?when i was like. thirteen and reached peak dumbass i decided i wanna work for marvel or at least. make a living from drawing comics. i just want to do art i guess (or pls @ cartoonnetwork i’m willing to learn how to animate if you guys hire me to make a ben 10 reboot)

twenty-one: what are your best traits?not really positive but i need to have everything around me in order and in its place and i will do anything to accomplish it, i’ve been sitting here for like. fifteen minutes now and i either forgot about what i was gonna write there or just. couldn’t think of anything at all lmao

twenty-six: favourite city?probably szeged bcos i know it like the back of my hand and i cannot even remember their names but those small and cozy villages at the north side….. they’re the best

forty-five: what fictional characters do you identify with?seamus finnigan and tommy shepherd kin lol also i haven’t read much about her yet but doreen green is very relatable :-00 (and i love her. so much)

forty-nine: how can someone win you over?accept the fact that i cannot grow out of adhd and will do stupid and annoying things every now and then also. give me cereals and tea and we’re cool

fifty: what’s something about you people don’t know?irl most people don’t know about my sexuality and identity crises which is good. keep it like that also i have problems with my legs which. is funny knowing i’m kind of a sportsman

[s-lay-ing]

“About me” tags x3 💃

Was tagged in three different (yet sort of similar) games by four different people and uh yeah, decided to compile em all in one post because I have like 1738412 games to do yet not many people to tag so :))

Tagging newbies: @dovble-b @furryowo @jungnoir @spicytwice @kae-popx @soeksy @achuu-nice and whoever wants to do this! you do not have to do them all btw!

ALRIGHT here we gooo:

Game number 1:

tagged by @straymonsta in one of the most unique tags in a while, thank you 💃

APPEARANCE: oh boy uhhh I’m 1,65cm tall, have olive skin, long black hair and uhh…that 😂

PERSONALITY: I think I’m quite positive ?) and 100% against drama so I assume I’m chill and stuff

ABILITY: …none 😂 I can cook maybe? Or try cooking 😂

HOBBIES: watch movies, listen to music, go out with friends despite they live hella away, that 😂 diy too!

RELATIONSHIPS: Zero by Dino.mp3 👑

RANDOM STUFF: I used to feel a bit meh about variety shows but lately I’ve gotten into them and some are just really fun, wow

Game number 2:

tagged by @ultchangbin centuries ago but you’ll never catch me not doing a game unless tumblr doesn’t notify me about it, so thank you v much (and so sorry for the delay) 😅

Nicknames: Cloud atm ☁

Gender: female

Star sign: ♏ af

Height: 1,65cm…according to the last time I checked (which was years ago)

Time: 4:16am

Birthday: November 16th

Favorite Groups: seventeen, exo and got7 💃

Favorite Solo Artists: uhm jung hwa and uh…that’s it apparently 😂

Song stuck in my head: sour girl by stone temple pilots

Last movie I watched: the last jedi…damn

Last show I watched: does master key count?

When did I create this blog: this sideblog was created years ago but it became a kpop blog on january 2016

What do I post: this mess everyone calls kpop

Last thing I googled: flights coming from south k bc the cast of law of the jungle are coming and 💃💃💃 update: googled how to send money through paypal :p

Do I have any other blogs: casslan-andor is my main one and brltpop is my music sideblog

Do I get asks: at least once a month…all from emma 😅

Why I chose my url: because it was the only one that was available back then 😂

Following: 385 (tho only 72 of em are for this sideblog)

Average hours of sleep: around eight hours?

Lucky Number: 11 and 16!

Instruments: …can’t play none 😭 tho I do have a guitar and a keyboard (where’s the logic here? 😂)

What am I wearing: pjs!

Dream job: …a musician 😂😂😂

Dream trip: greece and the maldives, after that I’m up for everything

Favorite food: Italian and Chinese food ♡

Nationality: Chilean

Favorite song right now: black steel by tricky

Game number 3:

I was tagged by the greatest rapper of our generation aka Lin aka @aceshua and the funniest person ever aka @my1ady - thank you both 😉

Name: claudia 😑

Gender: female

Star sign: scorpio

Height: 1,65cm

What’s your middle name?: which one of the two I have? 🤔

Put your music library on shuffle. What are the first 6 songs that popped up? Paradise - got7 Barriers - suede Mansae (hhu version) Violet - hole The crying game - boy george The drugs don’t work - the verve

Grab a book nearest you and turn to page 23. What is line 17?: …vague rumours. Not the Sorority nor <<the book>> was something that… (uhh okay)

Ever had a poem or song written about you?: not really however some weirdos made a song with my name (not because of me) and someone gifted it to me but it was so dkcienhwjsk cheesy and my fam always played it for my birthday so one day I grabbed and buried it somewhere around the backyard. Hope it’s rotten or sth 🙃

When was the last time you played air guitar?: …I don’t know :o

Who is your celebrity crush?: no one :p

What is a sound you hate? Love?: I hate the sound of bones/wood breaking 😣 and before you call the police I’m talking about when ppl give dogs bones (even tho THEY SHOULDN’T 🙄) and suqh8qhsbwo 😫 also…the sound of sirens give me the chills so nope A sound I love? Heels on the floor!

Do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?: …yess, maybe. I mean I really can’t explain what was that black shadow figure I saw on a friend’s house when I was a kid so there’s that + the fact that the universe is so big…ofc there are others out there.

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?: I don’t drive and I’m not interested in doing so (because you know…motion sickness)

Do you like the smell of gasoline?: HELL.NO 😵 makes me dizzy

What was the last movie you saw?: The last jedi…fuck that movie

What’s the worst injury you’ve had: One time while I was at school I tripped bc of a rock and I smashed my face in the ground to the point of looking like two face from the dark knight, luckily it healed quickly

Do you have any obsessions right now?: Buzzfeed unsolved and Master key (thanks lil lin)

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?: No because that means you’re still thinking about them, I just don’t give a damn

Are you in a relationship?: In a relationship with a existential crisis for not knowing what to do with my life 🙃

As usual, it’s okay if you don’t feel like doing them :))

Have a nice week! 🦑

[disabledbears]

All of the them from the affection questions with Nero!

TIME TO BLUSH OKIE DOKIE MEL

1 👋 - Do you like to hold hands? What are their hands like?

I like holding Nero’s hands, especially his demon arm once he’s comfortable enough. I like to show him that way I accept that part of him and love him for and despite it!

We don’t hold hands often unfortunately. Not at all in public and sometimes privately. Nero loves to brush my hand with his in a way that could be pretended to be an accident. (They’re not accidents)

His hands are surprisingly soft and his demon arm is both warm and cold in certain places. I’d love to hold his hands more often due to these facts

2 👬 - What kind of hugs do they give? (Do they lift you off your feet? Bear hug you? Softly cuddle you?)

Nero would be the guy to softly hold me, but tight enough so I know he means to show me how much I mean to him and how he doesn’t want to let me go. I imagine he would place his demon arm to my hair often, when he hugs me. Usually his other arm holds me from my upper back and not waist. He only holds me from my waist if he feels possessive.

3 👭 - Do they put their arm around your waist or your shoulders?

I kinda answered this already but shoulders! He’s the type of guy who respects people’s boundaries and especially his s/o!

4 😘 - Do they kiss your hands, cheeks, forehead etc? What kind of not-on-the-lips kisses do they give most?

He would kiss my hand the most! And taunt me with his “Shall we dance”-line (WHY I WANT HIM TO SAY IT SO MUCH WTF) Other kisses, especially on the lips are rare treat and only done in private!

5 💇 - Do either of you play with the other’s hair?

We both would! I imagine me to play with his hair a bit more, have you seen his hair?? It looks so beautiful and soft!!

6 🏠 - If you’re both on say, a couch, what’s your usual cuddling position?

Hmm I’d be on top of Nero as he lays down and he rubs my back and I get to bury my nose into his neck. Our hands are loosely together and we’re both relaxed and happy.

What if he would mumble “I’ve only felt religion when I lay with you”?? THANKS HALSEY YOU KILLED ME

7 💪  - Are either of you the type to bump each other with hips/shoulders?

Um, no?? What is the idea of this one??

Unless by shoulders it means leaning on the other in which case I’m very guilty of it but Nero doesn’t mind.

8 💃 - Do you ever dance together?

YES

I MEAN THAT TAUNT OF HIS

I HEADCANON THAT HE’S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT DANCING AND NOT ONLY IN COMBAT

It’s nothing flashy - he ain’t like Dante - but it’s careful and sweet dancing.

9 👕 - Do you ever wear each other’s clothing?

Nero once lend me his famous coat when mine got shred apart by demons during one mission and it felt so nice and warm. He lets me wear it when he has no missions!

I begged him once to wear my purple coat but it’s way too small for him. But he said it’s nice material & it warmed his shoulders at least.

10 🌛 - Who is more likely to doze off on the other?

BOTH OF US

EQUALLY

I mean demon killing is a hard job, for both of us so we are tired a lot and I suggest cuddling a lot when we finally have the time and bam - we sleep.