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tagged by my babe @bobmorlee ily ily ♥♥

Pick any three fandoms, answer the questions for each, then pass it on.

Fandoms:

the 100, lotr, hp (the holy trinity)

The first character you loved:

t100: bellamy (slight disclaimer: i was sucked into watching this because @bellesolo was posting so many gifs of bellarke so i already knew my ass belonged to bellamy before i started watching the show)

lotr: legolas, ooooh good golly was a such a slut for orlando in his long blonde wig in my pre-pubescent years

hp: sirius black and ootp made me sob for a solid 4.6 hours and it still does every time i read it

The character you never expected to love so much:

t100: john murphy, but i can’t help it. i’m a hoe for sass and unapologetic assholes with hearts of gold (even though murphy’s heart is only like 10k gold)

lotr: boromir. growing up i always hated him because i saw the world in black and white and i hated that he tried to take the ring from frodo but hoo boy i would throw myself in front of those arrows for him now, he’s such a good

hp: this one is really hard... draco or narcissa, i’m not sure i can pick. they were both dicks, no argument here, but they were also put in terrible situations and they choose family over everything and lbr i get that

The character you relate to the most:

t100: murphy because he’s loyal to those he loves and trusts and basically says fuck the rest and i can really relate tbh 

lotr: merry or pippin, because i, too, would accidentally get myself involved in a war because i was stealing food in the wrong field at the wrong time

hp: probably draco because i talk a big game but when i’m faced with real life shitty choices i would probably also fall apart and become pretty much useless

The character you’d slap:

t100: ... no comment

lotr: denethor, like come on dude, you couldn’t have been like 4% nice to faramir?

hp: if i could only pick one, it’d be snape, no further explanation needed probably

Three favorite characters in order of preference:

t100: bellamy, murphy, monty (what can i say? sass reigns)

lotr: aragorn, gimli, eowyn

hp: narcissa, draco, sirius

A character you liked at first but not anymore:

t100: thelonious jaha lmao

lotr: i’m not sure i have one? i literally cannot think of one single character i turned on in the entire series

hp: dumbledore, he’s such an asshole when you read book 7

A character you did not like at first but now you do:

t100: john murphy, i seriously hated him in s1, but after the desert, i fell in love

lotr: boromir, for the same reasons as above, man was a good and i can’t believe i ever hated him

hp: draco. are these answers getting repetitive? i feel like they are

Three otps:

t100: bellarke (everyone be shocked), linctavia, and minty

lotr: when these came out i wasn’t really a shipper... but i guess i’m into the canon ones (how boring, i know), aragorn x arwen, faramir x eowyn, sam x rosie i guess, i don’t really know, sorry

hp: dramione (don’t even come for me, i don’t give a shit), jily, and hinny, i guess? i like hansy in fic, but pansy sucks in canon so

tagging: once again, is there anyone who hasn’t done this? probably not. @bellamynochillblake @frecklessbellamy @tracylorde @the-most-beautiful-broom + you if you wanna

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⛓🔪🌹☠️🥀🖤💋⚙️♠️

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"A cross between a student prince and Jack the Ripper." ✨☕🕯️📜

A fan-art of everyone's favourite iconic Snappy-Dresser-To-The-Max™ cosmopolitan Carrot Top drama queen; Francis Abernathy from The Secret History.

I was a liiittle nervous about posting this one because honestly I don't think I did a great job with it, but... here we are :)))

Asparagus is in season, you absolutely fabulous bitch, you

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🥀~ Come here, sweet fragile thing, and let me crush your pretty little spirit between these bloody hands ~🥀

(Tw: nosebleed)

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🕯️"Beauty is terror - whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it"🕯️

My Secret History fanart ~~~

✨📖📜🕰️🕯️🥂

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"My dear, I'm worried I'm holding you back."

"My darling, you are the only thing holding me together."

✨🕯️🕰️📜 💀

Unedited version:

Two of my OCs - Étoile and James. Feel free to ask Qs or anything :)

Why do i need a lightbulb cane in my life tho

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"Don't forget to eat ya lunch and make some trouble, baby ~ "

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Spare me the lies. I know them when I see them - I grew up on them, darling. 🎱⛓️🖤✝

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They've got it going on, as far as you know

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Lighting a cigarette on a birthday cake? Calm down, king ~

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✨ Iiiiiiit's OC o'clock! ✨

For your viewing pleasure:

Full name: Cricket Beaumont (deadname is James "Jimmy" Heseltine - changed it when he was disowned 🙃)

Nicknames: Crick, Cricky, Zombie-Boy (derogatory)

Title and pronouns: No title. He/him at the minute, but he's considering he/them

Birthday: 19th November, 2002 (current age: 19, but looks a lot younger)

Nationality: English/ French

Race: White

Species: Revived Human 🧟‍♂️

Sexuality: Gay but ✨~repressed as fuck~✨

Politically: 'Nother li'l leftie-bitch. Good for him.

Aesthetic: Fairy grunge. Occasionally light academia.

Emojis: 🌿⚘🦋 🍄🌱 🍓🍃🌷 🌻🐥 🍀🍒🍄🍎🍯🌸🥧 🐸

Coffee or tea? Teeeeea every day and twice on Sundays 🍵

Chaotic or chill? Too much of a buzzing fluorescent humming ball of anxious energy to take part in his friends' chaotic anarchy vandalism bullshit, but not a total rule-abiding wet blanket either. Very passionate about his views and his friends, but more lowkey about it. Which is incredibly valid 👏

~ Skeet skeet 🐸🍄🍀

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He's nothing but trouble - I love him to madness ~

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This is starting to look alarmingly like an art blog,,, I swear I'll write something funny at some point when my brain comes back from its lunch break -

Two posts? In one day?? It's more likely than you think.

(Yeah, okay, I reused the eyes in another drawing... I'm small and hungry and alone, please don't hurt me)

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Queue up, guys and gals and everything in between, cos iiiiiiit's OC introduction time! ✨✨

Full name: Étoile October Oppenhive

Nicknames: Ét, Étsie, Tober, Bluesky, Highness. Strictly used by those close to him.

Title and pronouns: Highprince of Dekindel. He/him

Birthday: 7th October 2002 (current age: 19 years)

Nationality: Dekindinian (Dekindel is a kingdom in my universe, don't fire up the ol' Google or anything)

Race: Half Dekindinian, half Romanian

Species: Human (though he occasionally says "cyborg" thanks to his prosthetics)

Sexuality: He's... figuring it out? Prolly ace tho 💜🖤⚪

Politically: He's a li'l leftie-baby. Was part of a revolution a couple of years back. Full-throttle leftie. Good for him.

Aesthetic: Fluctuates a lot. Mostly goth/ punk/ cybergoth. REFUSES to wear suits; calls them "capitalist straitjackets"

Emojis: 🖤✟✖️🕷⛧🕸🔗🦇🥀⚰️☠️🔪⸸

Coffee or tea? Coffee coffee coffee. All the way. Usually straight from the coffee-pot, no mug required. (Has a bit of a soft spot for matcha tho)

Chaotic or chill? So chaotic he has ascended to a higher plane of chill. Will set up complex police-proof networks for pirate radio broadcasts to summon all fellow degenerates to arms while chugging three litres of 0-cal Monster and remaining completely detached. Has been known to - and will again - punch sexists and cops in the face with the metal hand and a totally remote expression. Will hijack national broadcasts and preach anarchy in the king's face, spitting out blood and facts. Will also have a complete sobbing breakdown over dropping a glass of juice so his aglets are sticky, or end up face-down in the dirt when he nearly hits a cat with his car. Is he gonna take another nap, is he gonna go screaming out the nearest window at the most recent mild inconvenience, who knows, certainly not Étoile Oppenhive 🙃

Next OC introduction will probably be next Sunday but like... if I finish the drawing earlier than that and can't wait, possibly tomorrow lol

I'll probably update this list when I think of more info to include :)

✨ Bye for now! ✨