#honey's rambles

[lalunearts]

Ik it would fuck up Ciceros backstory a little bit but just

Imagine a listener that kills cicero and becomes so obessed *they* take over the jester costume

[honeyglee]

hmmmm I’m thinking about Steve Harrington who’s always been a service dom by default. Who just wants to please his partners in any way he can. And as he explores his sexuality more he realizes he quite likes being a service sub as well. He flourishes under his dom’s directions and is endlessly thrilled by the praise he receives when he does a good job. And he always does a good job. But he never quite relaxes enough to stop being the one serving.

Until Eddie.

Eddie Munson with his deep voice and warm laugh and kind dark eyes. Eddie who sees right through him and understands that what Steve really needs is to be given the full pillow princess treatment. Eddie who makes it his mission to get the boy to melt under him no matter how long it takes.

And it doesn’t take long in the end. Steve breaks after just one full afternoon of slow grinding, soft kisses, and strong hands with practiced ringed fingers handling his body with so much care he could cry. Eddie has him pinned to his soft mattress but he’s not rushing for climax, just taking his sweet time and worshiping his body, showering him with praise in that delicious voice that makes Steve’s head go fuzzy.

“Thats it sweetheart, just let me take care of you. My good boy.”

Steve crumbles all at once, his pretty brown eyes all glossy with tears that collect on his lashes and finally spill over. He’s stuffed so full of love that it bursts out from him in heaving sobs. Dizzy and shattered from the feeling of being so cherished. Cherished, for once not for what he can do, but just for being him.

He whimpers as he comes down in between kisses, and he sniffles as Eddie sits behind him in the bath and gently washes his hair. And when he’s all wrapped up in Eddies strong arms and soft words and sweet kisses, nestled under warm clean sheets, he finally lets out a long shaky sigh before falling into the most restful sleep he’s had in a very long time.

[canisalbus]

hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

[multi-fandomdisaster]

I feel like we need to give more love to Nibbly. My man only shows up briefly in one episode of Nightmare Time and during The Summoning NPMD, and he absolutely slays both times. I feel like there's all sorts of headcanons out there for the other four Lords in Black, but there's almost nothing for Nibbly.

JUSTICE FOR NIBBLENEPHIM!!!

[frownyalfred]

not to make everything about a/b/o (again) but I was thinking about the typical Martha and Thomas death scenes, and the one in BVS would be so much sadder if you added the lens of a/b/o to it?

some thoughts:

Chill shot Thomas first not just because he got in front of them, but because shooting an omega/pup would send an alpha into a rage so violent Chill would never have survived intact

Shooting Thomas wouldn’t have kept him down fully, but wounding Martha (his omega) would have split his attention, badly

Bruce’s last scent of his father is the acrid smell of pain and alpha aggression

Martha died trying to touch Bruce and Thomas, covered in blood. Did she manage to brush her fingers against Bruce? If she scented him, she left her dying scent on him. Literally trailing death down Bruce’s cheek or neck.

Bruce’s pup instincts would encourage him to curl up close with them and hide until the threat was gone. And that’s how the cops found him — they thought he was dead too, covered in blood and the scent of death.

Alfred lost two pack bonds in one night. As pack beta, it must have nearly driven him insane. No pack alpha, no omega. Just a shivering pup and him.

[desmorotu]

Redacted Headcanons: Smoking Edition :3

honey is really giggly and affectionate when they’re high (as stated previously)

guy is less “millennial humor” and wayyyyyyy more affectionate. think the personality of fool!guy but with his continued affection

david smiles a lot and can’t keep his eyes open for too long before squinting them; he does giggle

angel falls asleep almost instantly

milo doesn’t participate unless sweetheart is present

morgan can feel the rhythm of time and falls into visions more often

geordi gets a kick out of hearing cutie’s thoughts

cutie won’t stop laughing at the funny things they think

sweetheart has trained themselves to look sober

darlin needs a significant amount more for it to hit

baaabe knows exactly what to do to make it a good experience and their tics (they have mild tourette’s) become more frequent; does cause small problems on rare occasion

asher’s millennial cringe gets worse; more dad jokes, stupid voices, and bad puns

sam (before turning) would go nonverbal and zone out

vincent (before turning) was always with friends

lovely did it to fall sleep on occasion before their turning

aaron and smartass have a blast giggling and unwinding after work together

elliott comes up with some craaaazy dreams for sunshine

anton doesn’t smoke, but when he does, it’s only been to cope with the project and the isolation from his partner

james does it as a way to unwind—mostly ends up with him in tears thinking of his spouse

damn crew has a night out of the month where they all get together for it

freelancer loves watching damien burn a hole in the floor over mario kart

lasko’s loose lips become even looser and he stutters less

SEND TWEET!!!!

[divine-misfortune]

Phantom getting to taste his first spoonful of honey, the good kind that Mount harvested from the few hives on the grounds, and just having big wide saucer eyes staring up at Mountain like his entire life has changed for the better

[fictionalcreator]

After having binged Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint and caught up with S-Classes That I Raised, The Third Wheel Strikes Back, and The Greatest Estate Developer (manhwa ver), I have done the inevitable and started reading Trash of the Count’s Family

I actually started it sometime ago, but dropped it around when the little dragon was introduced. I think at the time I didn’t like how easily our protagonist was forming a literally invincible party, but I think having read the other stories I’m actually in a better place to appreciate this one now.

Like, now I Know. I know you can’t trust that bitch’s casual “everything is literally fine” narration. “I was fine after coughing up that clot of blood,” bitch, you shouldn’t be coughing blood in the first place!! These sorts of protagonists will straight up lie to you about how they’re doing and what their motivations are. I know you’re pushing yourself more than you say you are and that you care more than you think you do, you’re not fooling me this time.

At least I’m slightly more prepared to believe that Cale would actually enjoy retirement, unlike a certain “my idea of fun is playing chess against myself and I get anxious if I don’t have A Problem to Solve” Mr. Kim. He at least seems more comfortable with delegating even the important work. But also. We saw you smiling as you fought the accursed winds. Bitch.

I’m up to chapter 70 and thoroughly enjoying myself

Looking forward to seeing this man get dragged kicking and screaming into Self-Recognizing Emotional Attachments

(That and vague comments have left me very excited about a possible in-universe explanation for Cale’s detached [and always kind of tired?] demeanor beyond “he’s just built like that”)

(Also love the delightful detail that our count’s trash son has completely rewired the “protagonist” in record time. His close-to, if not outright absolute #1 priority is now protecting you. You are his rock. His new home. You are NEVER going to get him to willingly part from you for more than a month or two. Any slight against you is PERSONAL. The question is, when are you going to realize that?)

[honeybumblebutt]

Sometimes I think living in the south made it almost inevitable for me to be into bigger people. Everywhere I go I see someone who was raised on heavy fattening food and their bodies reflect it. Good homestyle, country cooking that can’t help but stick to you if you live down here long enough. It’s to the point that my concept of chubby, thick and fat were skewed long before discovering the feedism community. Online I will sometimes see people say that xyz person is really big but where I’m from they’d be considered average size. If almost everyone you see is at minimum overweight, if not straight up obese, your baseline of what’s normal will begin to shift.

That’s why whenever I see “average” sized people, I’m instinctively like “omg they are so thin!”. Cuz to my deep-south feedist brain, not having a double chin, plush upper arms, a protruding belly, back rolls, nor thunder thighs means that you aren’t eating enough. Like if your thighs don’t touch when you walk, is everything okay at home? If you aren’t at least pleasantly plump then people would assume that you’re down on your luck, and struggling to the point that you can’t even eat well. Want to quell rumors about your finances? Make sure that the number on the scale starts with at least a 2, if you want to get people off your case.

The stereotype of a slightly-pushy older woman nearly force-feeding you food isn’t that far off depending on whose home you’re visiting and the women I know believe the love organ is your stomach. Just this past Fourth of July, I was asked several times is that all I’m eating and do I want any more despite me having quite a bit of food and 2 plates of dessert. In my world there aren’t 5 love languages but actually 6 with the sixth one being food.

So being raised in that sort of environment, it’s not a shocker that my eyes naturally linger on curvier, thicker individuals. Despite mainstream social media trying to convince me otherwise, how could I reject what has always naturally enthralled me? If they ain’t thicker than a snicker they ain’t for me. If they don’t jump to pull on their jeans then they gotta leave. If the local fast food places doesn’t know them by name then it’s not meant to be.

[xhoneygirlxx]

this is gonna sound dumb but I just know Eddie would be so lovesick over you that he’d do anything just to make you like him.

let’s say you two are best friends, have been for the past seven years, but Eddie wants more than that. the only issue is the metalhead doesn’t think you’d ever go for someone like him.

that doesn’t stop him from doing any and everything to make you look at him. for example you said one time you like guys who take care of their hands, so he went to the nail salon and got his nails cut and filed topped with a pretty black color because let’s face it, his chipped polish and bitten nails didn’t cut it.

you had mentioned that having a good skin care routine was a green flag so he spent hours on tik tok, not to mention he spend a butt load of money on products, in the hopes you’d notice his newly stocked bathroom.

there were so many things you talked about that he did just in case it could help his chances with you - so far it hasn’t worked. now that the two of you are older, even though you’re only in your mid twenties, your it seems your taste has changed just a smidge.

it was one night of beer and pizza, the two of you talking about any and everything, when a small secret passed your pretty glossed lips.

“Honestly, I’d fuck Hop.”

you said it so nonchalantly, like you didn’t just say you’d fuck the sheriff of Hawkins and the father of El. Eddie sat flabbergasted, truly in disbelief at your admission.

“It’s the get up, ya know? Love me a man in uniform.”

your voice was dreamy, sweet and innocent, the complete opposite of the statement. and despite the want to make fun of your little crush, Eddie took that information and stored it for later.

that’s when two months later you found him in his room, all sweaty in a grey Hawkins PD Academy tee shirt and blue gym shorts, doing push ups. he tried to brush it off like it was no big deal, saying it was because he wanted a new chapter in his life, but in reality Eddie put himself through training just because you said you liked the thought of it.

although it took you many years, maybe too many, to realize this fool was completely and utterly in love with you. you do end up rewarding him anyway by climbing on his lap and riding the absolute shit out of him.

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someone write this for me so I can yearn going into the new year

[lalunearts]

ONE IN GAME NAP LATER AND CICERO IS FOUND!!! :DDD

I love this game

[lookitseddie]

an itty bitty secret they don't let you in on is that guy's listener isn't honey. they're honeybabydarling

[obstinaterixatrix]

here are all the recs I posted for femslash february 2024...! each individual rec post can be found in my femslash feb recs tag. I actually thought I wasn't going to be able to do this because work got super chaotic, but in the end I couldn't bear to skip out on a leap year. that's a whole extra day for yuri.

last year I focused on official releases, so this year I wanted to focus on series that aren't technically officially available (plus a french-japanese film). fan translations are always a dicey for artists/translators/publishers/etc because obviously they need to get paid... but yuri's already such an overlooked genre that—in an official capacity—we end up with a couple drops from what's already a pretty small pool. I read hana to hoshi about a decade ago, and I keep submitting it to the seven seas survey for licensure! and yet!! no dice. and even when there are official releases, sometimes they just... disappear!? wish you were gone was licensed and then taken down, so for a while the only way to read it (if you missed out on buying it) was the fan translation. I think it's important to support artists and official releases, and also, to appreciate the thankless endeavor(/crime) of scanlation.

hope yall find something you like!

[allseeingharlequin]

This is what I think John's eyes look like when he's got his own body idc if its human (the top of a jar of honey after I stuck a spoon in it)

Especially in that one fic where him and Arthur meet when Arthur sleeps and they have their own little rooms in his head I can't remember what it's called

[desmorotu]

more redacted headcanons!!!

some might be angsty? most of them?

꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

- i saw a hc where milo isn’t necessarily short, but the other guys are just unbelievably tall. in my head milo is 5’11, ash is 6’5, and david is 6’9. tank is the only one who looks deceiving bc they’re like 5’10 in my head but their wolf is as big as david’s. ppl from the outside make the joke that shaw security is secretly a tall person club

- guy was a music major before he switched to writing. i mentioned it in his playlist post but i get those vibes HARD. he also writes honey poetry because he knows they secretly like it

- i like the idea that darlin and angel came from a rough family upbringing because 1. it’s relatable to a lot of ppl and 2. it would explain why tank shoves themselves into harms way and why angel is so outgoing now. it shows different responses to trauma imo.

- babe sometimes has crippling panic attacks on the thought of angel being a latent empowered and leaving them alone as the unempowered person of the group, but in my mind babe is the latent one and they’re a fire elemental.

- sweetheart feels guilty sometimes for being empowered while the other mates aren’t. they know it has absolutely nothing to do with them and that they can’t do anything about it, but sometimes they feel a pang in their heart at the fact that the other two won’t feel their core swell and warm up when looking at their mates.

- starlight has night terrors about the time they fell down—both times. they also think about when avior fell and they can’t help but intrusively picture what he looked like when he finally landed. it makes them physically ill. avior has to be extra careful when talking back about their experiences sometimes.

- lovely is still goes to therapy every week to work through the trauma of adam, dying, and now they’ve added the summit on top of that. they’re withering away into a husk of themselves. they’re so exhausted with dealing with all of this pressure, but they’d do anything for vincent (and i think that’s going to be their downfall).

- gavin has been brought to tears on multiple occasions at the thought that freelancer loves him for him and not just because he’s an incubus. he’s had to muffle his sobs because he genuinely does not know how he deserved someone so loving. he hasn’t brought it up to them yet.

- i think that freelancer is on the ace spectrum (greysexual maybe?) and that gavin was the only person they’ve ever really had sex with, or wanted to have sex with. they trusted him enough to “show them the ropes” and he built their confidence to where it is now. gavin helped build their relationship with sex and while they’re still on the spectrum, they’re more positive about it and they enjoy that kind of intimacy with him.

꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

that’s all that i can squeeze out of my brain rn >:( i haven’t been on tumblr that much and UGH it’s just bc my real life is more interesting than my redacted life (which is a very good thing, but still it makes me sad) and i have no motivation to post 💔 but here are some hcs that have been on my mind lately :3 i hope they make sense

k byeee 💟

[vorekody]

A pred who thinks if they consistently hunt prey it will keep their urges in tact.

That if they can just take a day or two out of the week to hunt and sadate that hunger then they can be gentle and docile the rest of the time.

And they convince themselves it's working, but in reality it's only worsening their blood lust, and eventually they snap, devouring someone they care about, because without realizing it they've lost all self control.