#honestly this made me cackle

[misc-obeyme]

Hang on, I got it.

*throws crockpots filled with Solomon’s chemical warfare cooking into the sea of rats which causes them to grow twice as large and gain muscles*

…oh, I might’ve made the problem worse. Take care, heh… *leaves swiftly*🚶🧳

HEY!

I mean okay I would've thought that could potentially help, but the outcomes are too unpredictable...

Th-thanks for your help???

[caniruineverything]

love that one mbav episode that reveals the gangs biggest fears. sarah fears herself without a conscience, ethan fears being abandoned by those he cares about, and benny fears. . . a robot dentist.

[kingofsalmonids]

ATTENTION ALL SALMON:

BIG JERRY IS IN THE HOUSE

[bookloverturnedfangirl]

Fourth Wing Spoiler!!

It going from “Stay the hell away from Xaden Riorson.” “He will kill you the second he finds out who you are,” to him finding out who she is in the next five pages.

[theirondragonrants]

just read the update. rhaenyra getting turned on by alicent being hysterical over wedding prep is so funny and so real. neurotic alicent is the best

When the love of your life has been a slightly neurotic and completely anxious bean from the word go, there's only one way to go when that spirit possesses her and it is HORNY. (And endeared, but mainly horny).

[queer-crusader]

Shout-out to the best bookmark I've ever gotten on a fic of mine

(name whited out just in case)

[paulkariyas]

↪ “ . . . And maybe take a sip and now just splash it on your face a little bit. ”

[ratgirlexe]

It's eventually going to be one hell of a flashbang to the exactly 2 people on Ao3 who have subscribed to my account for cute HDG stories when I post chapter 3 of A Little Voice.

Somehow I don't think the folks who've followed me for cute stories about finding love after a life of hardship are going to vibe as much with the pretty hardcore snuff-edging Coquette Dragoon fic.

[macabr3-barbi3]

this user on ao3 is always SO SO SO sweet and their most recent comment is cracking me tf up and I wanted to share, VIBROVANCE IF YOU'RE OUT THERE I LOVE YOU LMAO

here is the fic they commented on!

[jennycalendar]

watched the first episode of english teacher. enthralled

[sturnioloshacker]

i feel like yo coochie tastes like strawberries and creme creme savers ~ your secret admirer

i have a secret admirer who thinks my cooch tastes like strawberries & creme savers… nice

[18catsreading]

Gilear is rolling for his future father-in-law's blessing to propose. Come on Gilear!!

Oh nooo it was a nat 1 lmfao

[boycritter]

this is the funniest fucking book ive ever read

[hollowflight-propaganda]

No Among Us Babys

This is me with you rn

I KNOW IT'S YOU @braincloggedwithcats!!!!!!!!!!!

[caffeine-high]

hehe

new medication go brrrrr

[tomatoberry4]

☤

a memory of death/loss

"You did good."

Teddiursa claps Blackout's shoulder. She doesn't respond, doesn't move.

She stares ahead at three unmarked graves, clutching a bouquet of flowers with a white-knuckle grip.

Teddiursa sighs. Blackout finally looks up at the older woman.

"You can't feel bad about these kinds of things," Teddiursa says, sounding almost impatient. She pinches the bridge of her nose. "This may be your first time, alright, but if you want to get anywhere here, it won't be your last. Now go leave your flowers." She makes a hurrying gesture. "Come on. Before anyone sees and gets the wrong idea."

Blackout steps forward, weak in the knees, and places down the flowers meticulously. A rose for Molt, a sunflower for Zap, and a blue hydrangea for Arctic.

"I never liked those clowns," Teddiursa grumbles, swiveling her head around to both watch Blackout and keep an eye out for anyone coming by, because Arceus forbid Blackout show remorse. "Stupid ass names, stupid ass gimmick, and they were annoying as hell. It was only a matter of time. If it weren't you, Momo would've fetched someone else."

She grins, no love or joy in her sharp canines. "I thought you were an adult now, anyways. Not a big girl after-?"

Blackout shoves her as she walks back up to and past her. "Shut up," she says. "I don't give a fuck."

Teddiursa snorts but follows the girl. "You will need to develop a stomach for this, or you won't get much farther."

Overtime, as Blackout turned older, got smarter, she would understand why she had to do what she did, and she would begin to develop the same love for hurting others her peers had.

She would never be able to get over the feeling of dirty hands, though.