#honestly he could be hairier

[johnprice-asks]

Bit more muscle, but cha’ gettin’ there.

how I picture price’s body😩

[veganhamsalad]

Tmi nsfw in tags just rambling

[motorway-south]

PLEASE speak more on Alicole daughter she is my special pookie

little alicolita..... i have a few specific headcanons but i need you to know this takes place in some nebulous danceless time space bc otherwise i think she would have like fallen off a dragon or been torn apart by a mob like the other dance era children

mega serial killer gene she has the catholic repression of her mother and disassociation of her father and it combines to be a truly offputting three thousand yard stare child. kinda similar to helaena but much more resnetful and violent and tbh once helaena finds out she's been disecting bugs alicent has to keep them on separate ends of the castle

as she hits puberty i also think she would have a specific complex about being physically larger (bc her dad is a tank) and also like hairier than her mother/sister/other targaryens like she has dark brown dornish hair and her mother is constantly trying to get her to shave or pluck it (shhhhhh i know this is a modern beauty standard idc idc)

if they do try to pass her off as viserys's child i dont think anyone in the fucking world would believe it she is literally a reach/dorne alliance baby. and this leads her to be very isolated from her mother and siblings. honestly they'd probably send her to oldtown.

in oldtown they hate criston cole he literally killed beloved bus driver lyman beesbury plus he's dornish plus (insert all the valid reasons to hate criston) but alicolita (i wish the seven had saints so i could name her after one and feel realistic about it) LOVES her dad. like she is cristonator no. 1. she wants to be just like him and basically leverages her "targaryen princess" status to get the hightowers to allow her to train as a fighter. and all the beloved victorian dandy ceremonial knights of oldtown are in awe of her superstar serial killer murder skills

also she's not religious. though she is very repressed and permanently guilty she doesnt believe in the seven. #westeros'sfirstatheistdornishtargaryenprincess

[vinegarfiend]

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hiiiii! I'm not really a writer but I do think these are fun and I also reallllly wanted to draw jack in a speedo so here we are.

JACK

ok first he is fucking built. that's pretty much canon but obvi but honestly I don't think we give him the credit he deserves for that

hair everywhere..... and It's thick and white like an old man's （っ＾▿＾）

honestly i'm surprised there isn't more werewolf fic about him atp... where is the monsterfucker community when we need them

THICK EVERYTHING!!!!! thick neck, thick legs, thick arms, thick fingers. THICK FINGERS!!! yall he's got thick ass fucking fingers can you imagine??? and they're calloused too so when you hold his hand its rough and strong like a lumberjacks....

ambiguous scars that litter all over his body. they could come from an accident in the kitchen or wrestling a grizzly bear in the woods he won't tell you.

dimpled ass cheeks.

fat grippers. long ass toes, and wide, girthy, feet. probably has to order in a special shoe size or something.

Jack was the boy who walked into 5th grade with pimples and a pube-stache. Testosterone is COURSING through his body.

LEONA

swimmers build for sure

muscles aren't that defined, definitely more mass in the upper body.

knobby shoulders, knees, and elbows

softer around the midsection, he eats good.

tallest of the three

freakishly long fingers. AND THUMBS! you ever see a mf with the most ghoulish ass thumbs and fingers dude... THEY ARE TOO LONG

nipple piercings.. definitely an act of teenage rebellion. either he got them the second he turned 17 or he got them done before then somewhat illegitimately and kept them a secret. when they get caught on stuff it makes him irrationally angry.

soft hands. has never worked a day in his life.

not as hairy as jack but definitely hairier than Ruggie. his body hair grows in an s-shape

flat ass :(

RUGGIE

Ruggie hasn't grown an inch since 9th grade. something about undereating since birth will give you bones as strong as wet tissue paper.

has strange bruises on his body that even he doesn't know where they come from.

freckles and moles on his shoulders/back

thin, but also like super toned from all the manual labor. Think ballerinas, where it's just like skin, muscle, bone and no fat.

very faint smile lines, I imagine they'll get deeper as he gets older.

he also has like, bulging calf muscles. It's honestly scary its the thickest part about him

just about as hairy as the average human, which is pretty little by beastman standards.

wears a kid's shoe size. on a darker note, I think his feet might be like permanently fucked up from wearing shoe sizes that were too small for him as a kid.

floppy ears, and they press flat to his head when he's upset. omg they also press all the way backwards when he's running fast to make himself aerodynamic like a cat.

calloused hands, and he also picks at his cuticles and bites his nails. Vil would be appalled.

you can see his ribs most of the time, they aren't like super prominent (they used to be) but you'll definitely notice them if he's got his shirt off.

[octuscle]

Hii, can you help me with the chronivac? Im a 17 years old teen, i used my faked my dad identity to get the chronivac, just vecause im tired of people thinking im a 13 years old teen, so i wanted to make me a bit taller, muscular, and hairier, the app suggested some modifications that i just accepted without reading, now a week later i look like a 40-ish years old hairy beef hunk man, im currently working in a construction zone because i couldnt end my studies, i rent a small apartment because my parents kicked me, apparently they say im a grown ass man, that failed in life. Is there something to do? If i keep aging i will look the same age of my dad in just a couple of days.

Dude, you've obviously had a bit too much sun? Are you 17? What about your father? Bruh, I'm sorry to say that your father has been dead for four years. He would have been over 90 years old by now… I mean, you're 53 years old too… Although you can only tell by the gray hairs in your beard. Otherwise you'd pass for 40 years old. And with your broad back and tight ass from behind, you could easily pass for 30. In stark contrast to your twin brother. The pencil pusher is fat and pale. Shit, you couldn't imagine life in an office. Nor one with a wife and child. Shit, how could your brother become such a philistine? And you such a hot stud?

So, Bud! What exactly is your problem again? That people think you're younger than you actually are? Honestly now? You're the first person your age to have a problem with that…

[ludinusdaleth]

I am literally ALWAYSS thinking about Matt saying Essek smelled musky when they met him in campaign 3. Even if he was a pretty boi in campaign 2 I think hes a proper MAN now

Campaign 2 beginning transition transman Essek. Campaign 3, transman who's been in the game long enough to be comfy with a beard and long hair both, and doesn't mind if his pits are a bit huffable (Calebs sure are, no shame in it). And definitelyyyyyyyyyy a big hairy belly. Maybe he was chubby b4 but he is a proper, proper fat boi now

i really love this anon. there is nothing so relieving & refreshing as takes on essek that arent twinkish but rather embrace that hes a bit rough around the edges now. i was honestly shocked matt chose to explicitly say essek smelled like he hadnt showered, because in the past hes acted like elves dont "ripen", but im very glad for the progress. look, theres nothing inherently morally wrong about lithe twink essek, but im so tired of him being held to a fandom standard that acts like hes a graceful eternal 18 year old, rather than embracing that hes a disaster and a man over a hundred years old, worthy of caleb, a middle aged man's, time.

while i dont think essek could or would ever be masc on the level of a bodybuilder, i really love the idea of him being bearish, simultaneously weathered by being on the run often but also spoilt by caleb & jester. made soft(er) by love & attention he's definitely happy to recieve (ft. a million different cupcakes ordered to his door by jester, with extra dust of deliciousness on top), and aged & hardened by the days he isnt with family. essek with a belly in particular just makes me so happy to imagine; imagining him curled into his mantle whilst traveling only to relax, take off his gear, and instinctively plop his belly on the counter - only to blush blue when he realizes what he did, caleb with an eyebrow raised in amusement. also as you said too, i imagine him with at least a decent amount of fur - something about the shock of white on his face & chest & belly feels like perfect character design to me. he grows his hair out because of how distracted he is and to connect with kryn heritage both, and finds it frames his scruffy double chin well. soon his face carries a beautiful snowy beard.

eadwulf notices the drow getting hairier & bigger every time they meet and glances at caleb with a look that says "are you trying to sample what it was like to be with me, bren?" essek initially blushes against his will. eventually he learns to adjust his clothes slightly so wulf can see hes gained 20 lbs. wulf does the same with his belly, 50lbs heftier. now it's calebs turn to blush.

[stonyponyofficial]

violer ive always wondered & ur the best person to ask. is there transphobic jokes in adam sandler jack and jill

hello io!!!! you've activated my "she talks about adam sandler for way too long" cutscene so i hope ur ready for that! this is going to lead me to rewatch Jack and Jill (2011) starring Adam Sandler, just so i can give u the full answer bc my Adam scholarship needs to be THOROUGH do u understand???? i hope u can live with the knowledge that uve made me do thjs. also i forgive u. this is a pride month post now btw.

Adam Analysis beneath the cut. tl;dr umm probably not as much as u would imagine like it could be So much worse but its. kinda okay at points too? Theres Nuance.

so even if u havent seen all of Adams many films like i have, maybe ur the average person whos probably only seen 10 or 20 of them who knows. u could probably imagine the kinds of jokes he tells. just general mean spirited ribbing towards anyone who isnt adam or like adam right? standard fare for mainstream movie comedy. so when it comes to Jokes Adam Tells About Women, we basically get two categories: jokes for women adam wants to have sex with, and jokes for women who Adam thinks are undesirable and does not want to have sex with.

when it comes to jokes about trans women, or the closest depiction of trans women an adam sandler film is going to get, they more closely align with the ugly woman jokes, except they arent really seen as women, so the joke is just kind of "ur a man!" when its literally a male friend of adam's in a dress pretending to be a trans woman, u know? not fun (btw friend of adam is the new horrible slang for id'ing other gay people tell everyone u know). there are only a feeew instances from what i remember of a stock crossdresser/trans woman joke character even being in a Sandler film, and usually u can like feel the disgust everyone has for these characters for like the 10 secodns theyre on screen to be joked at.

in Jack and Jill however, theres like.. kinda none of that. like shes jacks twin sister at the end of the day and everyone gets along with her because shes family even if shes loud and annoys people. spoilers for... jack and jill... but the whole plot is jack learning to love his sister again and not be annoyed by her very presence, learning the importance of family along the way. the jokes are mostly "god i hate my loud and annoying twin sister" more than anything. from what I remember anyway (this is before my rewatch btw this is just preliminary info jeez), the jokes are more aligned with undesirable women jokes toward jill than flat out transphobia (say, "ur even manlier than ur brother wow!" vs "u are a man") anyway i will now be watching Jack and Jill (2011) starring Adam Sandler so ill be right back.

okay hi. so they definitely characterize jill as being i guess the larger presence of the two, like they show a home movie montage of the two growing up and thats continually the joke in those clips that shes just "more than" jack. hairier, fartier, stronger, but also more emotional and familial, as in wanting to be close with her twin brother than he would like to be with her. in these ways shes made to be both more masculine and more feminine than jack. although shes made to be more masculine, as the film defines it, it then has many moments where its like "yeah despite her just being adam sandler in a dress, shes 'actually a woman'" like, if anything these moments are transphobic in that they ask "is Jill a guy?" and usually the answer is "no of course not shes a real woman not some man in a dress!" not said with such explicit terms but it's then implied by asking the question that it would be worse if the answer was yes. the first of these woman affirming instances is the honestly the best, so i will describe it for u thus, because youre here for analysis that is also just plot summary Goddamn It.

so theyre all in a movie theater when jill gets a call and starts talking really loudly, annoying everyone as the film has her do. jack calls her a psycho and she starts crying and runs out of the theater. one theatergoer remarks "way to make a chick cry, dude." and another inquires, "that was a chick?" and as jack runs to get jill he pours his popcorn on the guy and shuts him down like "yeah that was a chick!" like in one light its just the film reminding us and affirming and that she is in fact a real, normal cisgendered woman through adam owning this guy epically, but if ur absolutely insane you could see this as the biggest Adam Sandler Trans Ally W if there were to ever be one. just. compared to everywhere else that couldve gone, its. good? to see adam actually defending the "man in a dress" comedic character for once. even if it had to be him in the dress while being 100% cis, actually, for him to cool it with the transphobic remarks.

another moment is when jill is lifted by her soccer team to celebrate her helping win a match... yeah dont worry the context wont help... so as shes being lifted someone looks under her dress and is like "yeah shes not a guy" and gives another guy money like they made a bet? probably the weirdest example. but then she also makes sure to mention later that she does have periods so we all know the character of Jill Sadelstein played by Adam Sandler from Jack and Jill (2011) starring Adam Sandler twice, is in fact a real woman. idk like its playing into the comedy of this just being adam sandler saying that and like "haha hes not a woman" but idk if i would call that transphobic, one could perhaps say hes doing drag for this movie and like drag performers play with that all the time right?

idk it feels like the movie hairspray where the role of the mom is played by a man in a dress where that's just kinda the joke about it the whole time but it's still drag and kinda taken seriously?is that transphobic? eh probably a little. if anythjng it just feels like a drag performance in kinda poor taste where ur waiting for him to say the things he's said before about man in dress characters and then. he just doesn't?. uhhh llike later on theres a part where jack dresses as jill to try and fool al pacino who is in love with jill btw. al pacino is in love with jill but she doesnt like him back so she wont go meet him. anyway jack is getting changed in the bathroom and theres an attendant there who sees him come out full jillmoding. he proceeds to grope jacks fake melon boobs to adjust them and gives an approving italian hand smooch 🤌 mwah u know. its a little okay. i like it.

um there is also a moment where the joke is that pretransition caitlyn jenner is there, but its 2011 so she hadn't come out yet. its jarring and feels very transphobic bc they deadname her, but it was before she came out so that was... just her name at the time. so its okay, but feels wrong. a very strange coincidence for some of the only transphobia coming from this movie when it could have it fucking everywhere to be completely unintended and the result of someone just transitioning after the movie was done being made.... didnt know where to put this observation but it had to be known.

All Of This being said tho, u kinda need to have adam-vision like me to have a tolerance for his... we'll call them antics. only after many other sandler films did i get to this one and be like "oh wow that wasn't that bad given what i was expecting!" its still not a good movie, but compared to every single other one hes made or been in, its like. definitely in the middle of the pack. if we can take adam sandler acting in drag being the kinda silent joke for an hour and a half its. an okay watch. best watched with friends so u can talk about it/over it if u want. i would perhaps even call it camp at times if i had worse judgement. it definitely could have been worse! then again maybe i truly am numb to adam and i just didnt see anything wrong with it who knows! i am possibly completely full of shit. hope this helps 👍

[ficklecat]

For the ship game: OmoiLee - NejiKarui - ShikamaruLee - KakashiGai

Thank you for the ask! Wow these are some rarepairs!

So for the first three -

Don't Ship It

1. Why don't you ship it?

Honestly I don’t think I ship rarepairs really. Especially if, in these 3 cases, the characters don’t really interact. I could extrapolate surely but I just don’t really invest in that.

2. What would have made you like it?

I guess if they interacted more? Particularly Shika/Lee, I feel like that could be kinda cute.

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I love Omoi, I think he’s such a sweet bean and I could see him and Lee being cuties together. I feel like Neji/Karui have similar no-bullshit energy, and Shikamaru and Lee would have the sweetest opposites attract vibe. :)

Now for KakaGai…this should be obvious but -

Ship It

1. What made you ship it?

Honestly, getting back into Naruto after many years it just seemed so…obvious. Their dynamic is such a beautifully refreshing rivalry but I truly feel their chemistry as characters lends itself to a great ship.

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

I love that they bring out the goofiness in each other. I love that they seem like opposites but are truly so alike. And probably most of all I love our little community. I’ve met wonderfully warm and genuine people through this ship. Ive been in other ship communities ofc but there’s just something special about the kkg folks. I’m here for it.

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Hmm…I think my most unpopular opinion is that Gai is the hairier one 😅 but that’s not especially divisive so I think I’m in the clear.

I guess also I prefer bottom!kakashi in this ship which is not as popular maybe?

[love-hrts]

Following someone who infodumps about intersex stuff has kinda changed my perception of a lot of "genderswap" comics, particularly the "sex-change syndrome"

Like now I'm just "oh so they're intersex, like the kind where puberty is basically "that's literally the opposite of what everyone expected"

I dunno how common or possible gonadal change is post birth tho, like I remember MTV's Underground had an episode featuring some girl called "Teeny" and she was named that cuz she had a tiny penis that eventually fell off.

Tho that's also some obscure-ass cartoon from the late '90s. Yeah people write what they know so that has to have some basis in reality, but how much is beyond me.

Like someone well versed in the subject might be "Naw that's fantasy" but like, aunno my perception on human being is absolutely so radically different from a decade ago, I'm not dismissing anything as "physically impossible" anymore.

Like yeah it might be you can't just have your schlong and scrote morpe into a vagina and grow a uterus and stuff, but I could see someone having chimeraism and having their junk atrophy into schlunk and surprise they had a sneakret uterus.

Like I remember mom telling me about this old man, like 80 or some shit, like he learned he had a sneakret uterus because aunno and she was like "you could've never told him that and he'd've lived his life happy" or whatever.

Which that personally stuck with me, cuz like puberty for me was very slowly growing hair but also growing breasts, or at least brerbs. Like I was very aware of my breasts as a teen and wouldn't go swimming without a shirt and felt super awkward bouncing.

Like I have a very vivid memory of my slightly elder cousin picking me up from high school and her car had shitty shocks so like I just had this deep embarassment like "God please don't let he notice me breasting boobily"

Like I didn't have the words for it cuz I was a shut-in catholic who didn't get online until '99 but like being older I can definitely say I felt like I was supposed to be wearing a bra cuz my breasts were noticeable.

This is also kinda like... why I feel I'll never feel feminine enough, because I never was masculine, just androgynous.

Like my brother during puberty very clearly lost a lot of baby weight, and got way hairier than me and when he wore tight pants I can clearly see he got way more growth than me. Like I think if I knew what puberty was supposed to do I'd realize it way sooner.

Tho I guess he also has perky boobs too, like not as big as me, but he's skinny.

Honestly that and seeing mom topless once as a kid has put a lot of like... self-unconfidence in how I look cuz like I have a good idea of what I'd look like if I was normal one way or another.

I guess this is why I'm unsure if I'm like intersex or if it's just cuz I'm Czech and Mexican like "no shit that's normal, you've just been accustomed to beauty standards made by not-us"

Tho who even fucking knows.

Anyways I guess it'd be cool to see someone have a "genderswap" story that's just intersexuality.

I guess modeseven's Ami is that, but that's not a comic.

[vyrulent]

Never had Chloe thought of Lucifer in a dark light. He wasn't rotten or vile. His claim to being THE Devil had been humorous given that he'd not displayed any stereotypical natures of what the Devil should be. Well, minus the wild vices that many a man only dreamed of diving into. Lucifer was a good man, a good partner, and more than that, he was a caring man. In the short time that they had known each other, she had been on the receiving end of his caring nature and he'd been wonderful in his want to help, to alleviate any discomfort or pain. He was a guardian angel sent to Earth to care for those that crossed his path in the best of ways.

It was because of his kindness that she'd not wanted this to be misconstrued as her taking advantage. She had wanted him, had needed him, but Chloe hadn't wanted him to think that she was doing this for selfish nature. She wanted to know him, needed to know the man that was such a wonderful partner and friend. It felt like a natural act, something that would have eventually occurred between them. But she'd never want him to think that he had to over perform for her. She only wanted him at his purest. She hadn't wanted him to put on a show just for her benefit. She wanted him. Just him. Chloe hadn't wanted the performance that he boasted. He could be at his worst capacity in this moment, and she'd still just want him.

At his smile once she patted his ass softly where she'd swatted him, Chloe allowed a girlish laughter to fall from her. She was honestly having fun with Lucifer despite the overwhelming ache inside her abdomen that wanted him to move harder against her. She was having fun and enjoying this with him. "Doesn't matter. I want to deserve you..." her smile beamed up at him as the kiss was broken, fingers drew absent circles on his shoulders, still so careful not to brush against his scars, "I'm enjoying myself with you."

With each thrust made, Chloe closed her eyes and kept them closed as she enjoyed him. Head leaned back into the pillow to expose the fleshy length of her bare neck while one leg fell off of his hip to lay lazily against his leg. The feel of her bare leg against his slightly hairier leg was a sensation that made it all the more real. Senses were alight. The smell of his cologne, of his shampoo and soaps along with the faint hint of sweat made her feel comfortable. It was his touch and the taste of his mouth that made him her favorite thing to be with him.

And with every thrust, she felt her arousal growing more and more. She felt herself tightening her muscles every pass his pelvic bone made against her clit. Not one man in her past had cared for her in that fashion. In her past, she'd always had to reach down between their bodies and slip her hand over her cunt, allowing her fingers to play with herself while she was fucked haphazardly. Lucifer was moving inside her, moving against her, in a way no man had ever moved. He was making the effort to keep her from having to pleasure herself. It was a determination to please her that brought about an overwhelming wave of emotions.

Gasp fell from her as she felt herself being pushed towards the edge. Cunt tightened around him, ready to release her first orgasm in months.

"Cum on my stomach," demand was soft as she slipped her hands back over his ass, pushing his ass upwards every time he moved against her, moved inside her. They had forgotten the condom, but she'd make the effort to prevent any accidental pregnancy. The last thing she needed was to explain to Trixie how she would be having a new brother or sister with a dad that was Dan. Especially with them still being technically married. The divorce papers hadn't been signed yet...

She'd need to get that done and soon if anything were to become of her and Lucifer.

Lucifer had been so surrounded in all that was Chloe, he barely knew what he was saying. She consumed him, body, mind and soul, and right now in this moment he felt like he'd burn the world to ashes just to keep her warm. The feeling almost scared him, to know he would do so much for someone else, a human at that, but somehow he couldn't care. She was everything to him right now, and like the true addict he was, he still wanted more.

Her pupils were blown so wide, he almost couldn't see the enchanting blue of her irises. He never thought he'd see the day when she looked at him like that. She'd already looked at him in so many ways, annoyance, exasperation, confusion, empathy, concern, anger, compassion, happiness, affection. But he never dreamed of seeing this, her deep need for him, the want for him to take her apart, bit by bit. It was almost too much to hold her gaze.

When he felt her legs move up his hips, he gave a short grunt and a small roll of his hips. He knew what she wanted and he fully intended to give it to her, but not at the cost of her pain later. Her endorphins pumping through her now had left her numb to that, but later after the crash there was a high possibility of her being in pain. And Lucifer would rather drag his ass back to Hell then be the cause of that.

Looking at her, he felt like her could hardly breathe. The little kisses to his thumb made his skin tingle. Without thinking, he said the first thing that came to his mind. "Damn, I don't deserve you." And he meant it. Chloe might have her flaws, but she was far too good and too bright to settle for something as dark and rotten as him. And yet, despite that, she wanted this just as much. That was a gift Lucifer had no idea how to handle.

He gave a small jolt at the slap to his ass, more out of surprise than anything else. So she could be a little cheeky in bed too. That was good to know. Smiling down at her, he dipped his head and pressed a light kiss to her lips. "Wouldn't dream of it, luv." He whispered against her.

With that, he eased his hips back, allowing her to feel every bit of him before he pressed back into her at the same agonizingly slow pace. He was teasing her a bit, wanting to watch how her face contorted and pinched with the friction of their bodies. But he wasn't cruel for too long, steadily building up to a rhythm that let his pubic bone grind into her clit at the end of every thrust.

[survivor-marieta-islands]

Episode 3: "i'm a 26 year-old man but, like, please feel sorry for me!"—Steven

Sin Sazonar

Hairie

Tanner

So we started an alliance chat consisting of Trinica Adeline hairie and Brandi and we don’t know where we stand with Aj she has played against me in the past so I’m not knowing where I stand with her she might look to sketch me out

Adeline

I didn’t get Skype notifications for like a day while we were safe but! I was added to an alliance, Trinica and i have been talking a small amount but a good amount, i like Brandi and hairie and tanner expressed liking me hairier and Trinica good things good things :,)))

Brandi

There are so many alliance chats rn and I legit have two names BATH/BATTH I’m very concerned

Trinica

I wanted to play a game less in-the-middle than I typically play so that I have a chance of making it farther and not being sniped as a social threat, but I can't help that I'm so damn charming and sexy and funny and cool!

I'm currently in 3 bigger alliances, with Brandi as my fellow overlapping MOR player. We have BATH with me, Brandi, Arvin, and Hairie; BATTH with me, Brandi, Adeline, Hairie, and Tanner; and Shhhh!!! with me, Brandi, AJ, and Shawn. So by necessity, I'm working a bit closer with Brandi this game than expected. Which is fine by me, it's very nice not to be the only person in the middle like this. And Brandi, who I thought would be closer with Hairie, seems to be only sharing hunt specifics with me, which is a good sign. Just gotta eventually tell her I have a hunt doc with Hairie too, or Hairie might let it slip and she'll distrust me.

Hairie definitely wants to go against AJ, probably sooner rather than later, which is tricky for me. I really want to try to play a loyal game with AJ for once, but something in me wants to cast doubt on her whenever we play. I think it's because she's genuinely a little shifty in these games so I simply lack trust! She thought I was lying to her in the idol hunt when I was telling the truth and she lied to me SO transparently, and she did admit to it but it was just weird vibes. She also made some comment like "that is, if you're telling me the truth" about info I had given her about the hunt and it kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Have I lied to you twice in past games? YES. Am I lying to you now? NO. But maybe I should be!!

Hairie last night told me he feels like he could never write my name down. Which is very sweet, but Hairie is also kind of a big mouth with telling other people things. He keeps telling the tribe things about the idol hunt, or confronting people when he finds out they're lying or talking about him. It is SO HARD for me to ally with someone if they can't stay chill when they hear their name's out there. Like I need people to trust that I'm handling it and things will work out. Which is a lot to ask, maybe. I do want to work with Hairie, but I also do worry about us being two anti-heroes/occasionally villains and how long an alliance like that can last. We both know what big threats the other is so it's hard to work in that environment.

Meanwhile, I think Shawn is very tight with AJ because they're not giving me much about the idol hunt and they told Hairie AJ is sharing info with them. I could see Adeline, AJ, and Clefford having a trio.

This hunt sucks btw it's such a bust! I'm honestly sharing my info with everyone which is silly and I hate it but also feels necessary in some ways. Plus Hairie and Del set the tone by sharing info in the main chat about the hunt, so it is what it is.

OH AND IN OTHER NEWS I volunteered for and won the hero challenge! Go, me! I hate putting myself in a singled-out position like that and I've never done it before, so I'm glad it worked in my favor and hopefully shows my tribe I'm someone who can perform in challenges.

Shawn

Trinica KILLED it as I knew they would!!! They're very smart and I am so proud to have them on our team. They really stepped it up. This is Great for team moral, two wins in a row. I hope we can keep this up! Our team needs it, we need this bonding and morale.

Brandi

I knew trinica would win! They are so talenteddddddd I’m happy to be working with them ❤️❤️❤️

Arvin

I'm glad Trinica won the Hero Challenge. I've been Inactive for days now. I'm just gonna send this as a confession so I won't get a strike.

Clefford

We're so luck to have Trinica on our tribe. She made us safe from winning the Hero Challenge over Ellie and granted us the immunity.

We're trying so hard to win more immunities as our first tribal council was chaotic and we don't want it to happen again.

AJ

Wow ok I think I only have one confessional this round. I did really short confessionals after a certain point last time and I feel like that was kind of a let down when I read back through episodes last time I was like :c what was I thinking. Anyway, an end of round long confessional? Who is she? An icon that’s who.

I feel like on our tribe not much has really happened. I found the idol, duh, I kind of want to find the other tribe’s idol because that would be fun but also their entire area is a landmine and so far we’re without DAs to my knowledge so fingers crossed we can just stay that way. Idk what I’ll do though.

I also just finished watching their R2 tribal council and? Gurl? They clearly have some sort of drama going on and unlike Sin Sazonar - #BestTribe - they didn’t communicate this in the tribe chat. Which is booo, kind of boring. All I can say is eman is an absolute icon and I can’t wait to see their next tribal. (And hopefully the one after that too ;) )

Antigua

Amy

JG

Raffy

The Eman vote went over pretty well. I found out from Jinx that Eman was trying to test Colin by throwing him Maddison's and Ellie's name. And that Eman wanted to target Steven and I for being big threats. I told this to my 4 1/2 brain cell alliance and it reaffirmed out decision of taking out Eman.

What has me worried is that Steven or Colin is going to be targeted next since Jinx is stuck on the idea that they are either boring (Steven) or untrustworthy (Colin). AND, Colin told me that Zo said there was an alliance made with Maddison, Zo, Ellie, and Jinx. Neither Jinx or Ellie has told me anything about this. It seems my Day 2 analysis of where the sides would be came true. I knew Ellie, Zo, and Maddison would get together eventually. So now Jinx has an alliance that seems like they would just go after Steven considering Zo told me that she doesn't talk much with him and I already know Jinx's opinion on the matter. Ellie probably has no intention with playing with me forever and this just makes me a little sus of Jinx. Jinx and I seem to be going towards different directions in this game and I don't know if we'll find ourselves working together when the dust settles.

I am a little disappointed that I didn't get close enough to Zo to have her tell me about this. I want to work with Zo, but it seems she's already closer to other people.

Right now, I think the target should shift onto like JG atm in terms of alliances. But then again JG is also someone I can work closely with. I just don't think voting out anyone on this tribe would be beneficial to me atm. Like, I don't need to start snipping connections. I think JG would be a good vote though cause he's not in any alliances presumably and he's not in any opposing alliances to me. He's just sort of there which means it'd be easy to take him out. But would we need his vote for taking out, say, Maddison? Tough decisions all around.

Zoe

Ah frig we have to go to tribal again and now I REALLY don’t know what to do. I feel like i’m back in the swing of it now after the last one but we really don’t have anyone that’s made themselves a target this round yet. Here’s hoping some cwazy drama happens in the next 24 hours to add some spice and also give me any idea of who to vote 💅🏼

Raffy

So we are going to tribal again, and I am not nervous for myself. I think I am positioned incredibly well to survive until a tribe swap. What I am nervous about is for my allies. I am pretty much working with everyone and have no idea who to even vote for. It could spell the end of my game. The person I am least attached to is Maddison, but I know from Colin who heard from Zo that they are in an alliance with Zo, Ellie, and Jinx. So I have no idea if a push for Maddison would even work? I would need Amy, JG, Colin, and Steven to be on board. It's way too nerve wracking to be making decisions and splitting votes this early. So, I am going to just wait. If by like 5, no one still has said anything then I will just vote out Maddison. I'll push it only to Colin and JG and see if it takes off from there.

Amy

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Anyway Colin wants JG, and Jinx wants Steven. I would rather Steven and break up that Raffy - Steven - Colin alliance, forcing them both to work more closely with me. But I also have a weird feeling for this one.

Maddison

you know what i LOVE is when no one is talking strategy with me :-) like y’all we have tribal in like seven hours!! at least feign interest in working with me pls i beg of you. there’s no easy target tonight (unless it’s me ofc given my name was making the rounds last time) so i’m unsure of the move. i’d be happy with a JG vote since he’s “not going to be upset if i go home” but i’m not sure who is tight with them. i have zero interest in working with colin because that’s just a shady situation and i’d prefer to play with more predictable players, at least as long as possible. rumor has it steven might have an idol but i don’t think he would play it this early unless he was an obvious vote. UUUUGH WISH THIS BIMBO LUCK

Ellie

Lowkey wouldnt be shocked if its me tonight but im just gonna vote whatever name im given

Raffy

I had a short chat with Colin where I tried to push for Maddison, but he wants to vote out JG. I relinquished. Then, I had a short chat with Ellie where they agreed with JG. I also confronted them about their alliance with Zo, Maddison, and Jinx and they confirmed it. However, when Ellie tried to push for JG in that alliance, Ellie said that those three want to vote out Steven which is not good for me. But what can I do to help Steven? If he's not going to be active and social with the tribe, then there's not much I can do without sticking my neck out. However, Ellie also told me Zo started this alliance even though Zo was the one to tell Colin about it. So, Zo is a little strategist queen over there trying to mastermind the tribe from the shadows. Now I am on red alert with Zo since it seems pretty clear at this point that I am not in her long-term plans. If I get tribe swapped with her, she would happily feed me to the wolves. I don't want to do anything about it right now though. I told Ellie that they are deciding who gets power in this game: Zo's Alliance or Colin's/Raffy's Alliance with this vote. I'll follow their lead on this one, since I do feel I would not be next out if we went to tribal again (though I might try to splinter that Zo alliance).

Amy

It's too much rn I don't want to be in three alliances already.

Personally I'm team vote Steven, work with JG solely based on general conversation flow. But Jinx (social icon award, doing all the heavy lifting rn) wants the back up to be Colin which ... I cannot do. I can blindside him with a Steven vote but I will not vote Colin after he told me about his trio alliance then I may have spread that a bit generally speaking. Also bc I know Colin won't vote against me. Let's leave my 10000% numbers OUT. OF. IT.

Raffy

Ok. So, I told both JG and Steven their names were out there so they still stick by me. Zo and Jinx seem like they are going to be pushing Steven. Ellie is in the middle. I tried to steer JG away from Zo. And Steven towards putting out Maddison's name. Too many people trust me with info and talking strategy with them. It is stressful. I am trying to juggle everyone so they don't see me as a threat.

I think Steven is going to get the boot here. But my strategy moving forward is to get an alliance together with Amy, Colin, and JG so that the Zo alliance does not just steamroll us in case we go to tribal again. Hopefully, if I expose the information Ellie gave me regarding this alliance, then I can form an opposing faction.

Colin

last round was easy because eman went unanimously. except eman voted me.

eman gave me a """""loyalty test""""" the first tribal we went to???!!! absolute WILD plan. like that's so weird to me. WHY put out names if you DONT want them to spread?! especially the first tribal when no other names are happening!!!! like i'm glad it blew up in their face. we were planning on voting them beforehand but no one needs to know that!!! as far as anyone else is concerned, eman shot themselves in the foot.

THEN I GOT SUPER BUSY WITH MY BIG BOY JOB AND I HATE IT

now it's like 2 hours till tribal and i dont know what the fuck is happening. im doing my best here. jg and steven are the names going around

but Zo told me about an alliance that was made of her + jinx + ellie + maddison? and that seems like its taking over! they swapped it onto steven when jg was going to be the vote. obv I don't wanna vote steven because he's one of my biggest allies.

i trust zo the most out of that alliance. but amy, raffy, and steven are my biggest allies (in that order)

right now there might be a blindside happening? we'll see! im calculating!

Raffy

This has gotten to be such a mess because of Colin lol. I got on a call with Colin and tried to explain that maybe letting Steven go would not be the worst thing in the world. They said Steven cannot leave. So, now we exposed the Zo alliance to Steven and are trying to flip the vote onto Maddison by telling Amy and JG. Idk about JG. But Amy is hard to convince. I don't think she wants to be this messy this early. And if Amy isn't flipping then I am not voting incorrectly. Sorry Steven. I'd rather that alliance mad at Colin than me. Plus, now I'm in such a shitty position since it could very easily (by JG's mouth most likely) that this was attempted and I'm sure my name will go around.

Zo

So I think it’s getting messy now?? The vote is between JG and Steven but I really like don’t want to vote anyone they’re both nice I wish we could just have cookies instead :(

Colin

oh god oh fuck. i think steven is just doomed tonight. i hate this. i dont wanna vote him but it'll make everyone else upset if I don't

Steven

Jinx

listen i know ive flopped but someone hit and run my car and this game has had the adrenaline rush that that experience gave me too so WHAT DO U WANT ME TO SAY????????

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maddison is sexy btw and i'm serious about that. just because she told me to put that there doesn't mean its not true and it's absolutely completely true. i swear. thank you. my next targets are the ones who don't think maddison is sexy bc that's just not smth i could trust.

Raffy

Fuck me. So Ellie told me there is another alliance with Zo, Amy, Jinx, Maddison, and Ellie. Now what tf do I do about that? NOTHING. I guess I should just trans my gender so I can get into a good alliance this season.

Jinx

the we're all talking in the girlies alliance like ellie didn't leak it. kinda living for it

Amy

Did I need to submit my vote early? No. Did I want to make sure raffy and Colin voted Steven bc I 😮 could not change my vote? Yes.

Is there a 'girls (loosely defined) alliance' that doesn't include me? Yes. Do I care? No.

Were ppl messy and I collected lots of info? Yes we love it. Am I still hilariously solid? Yeah babes. We chilling and thriving.

I love barely checking in and knowing I have ppl 😭 I feel bad and tbh I know some of them will turn on me but also ppl like Colin and Jinx are loyal to a fault and I love them for it. Ellie I'm good with and I straight up told them Colin is lying to you and about you 🤣

But also let's be real the moment Colin told me about their alliance with Raffy and Steven, and Raffy is being sneaky sneaky witholding info (as he should) while being in other alliance with me, that trip alliance needed to end asap thanks and now raffy and Colin have less options, jinx and Colin don't trust Ellie, and I can just sit back and be busy. We love this. Lay low and stay out of drama.

Steven

Well I have tried everything I can to try and stay. Tried to get Raffy and Colin to flip a vote. Begged Amy to see me as a number she can use, try and talk game to JG who probably had no intention of working with me, and as of just now got off a call with Jinx who I felt had the most influence over this game. As of now my best hope is that an idol is played on me and hopefully when people see that I’m not a dead man walking anymore they will realize that I can be a tool for their games. If not then I can’t say I didn’t go out fighting.

Jinx

pours out the bottle of tequila i got from the idol hunt in stevens honor

[fortheloveofwonderland]

Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat [Spencer Reid x fem! Reader]

Find my masterlist here. Requests are Open.

Based on a wonderful song fic request I received from @itsametaphorbriansblog for the song Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat by Del Water Gap. I'd never heard the song before but trust me when I say it's awesome and my head was full with these lyrics. And yes, Alice in Wonderland is my favorite book.

Requested: Yes l No

CW: swearing, mentions of drinking, mentions of smut but nothing too explicit, some angst but happy ending.

Plot: Spencer wants to believe he can have a casual relationship with you. But just the thought of someone else touching you the way he does sends him into a tailspin. He wants you all to himself.

WC: 3.9K

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I do not want to fight this anymore

I just want to lay back

And watch you pin me to the bed

How he ended up here was somewhat of a mystery to Spencer but he had no intention of complaining.

He was sure he’d have time to think about it later, but right now all he was focused on was the way you pinned him to the bed, your soft hands wrapped around his wrists.

He was too enamoured taking in every beautiful curve of your body, the swell of your breasts and hips, the feeling of your silky thighs pressed against his own much hairier ones.

He drank you in as you kissed him, your tongue tasting like coffee and vodka. Your lips against his felt as though they’d found their rightful place in the world.

And when you finally lowered yourself on his throbbing member, everything else slipped away. The only thing in the world he could focus on was how fucking good it felt to have you wrapped around him.

It was as though all the stars had aligned and all his birthdays and christmases had come at once.

He never thought he’d have a shot with someone like you. This was better than even his wildest dreams.

I used to call you my best friend

Way back before you were my everything

Now I’m sucking on your neck

You’d worked together for several years and quickly became best friends. But there was always something more between you. Lingering glances, a few too many casual touches.

An odd tension that Spencer had never been able to put his finger on until the first time you saw each other naked and it vanished.

It had started after a few too many drinks at Rossi’s and ended in Spencer’s bed. That had been six months ago and since then the two of you spent all your free time between the sheets together.

It just made sense.

But you had made it clear it was simply sex, a means to an end. You were seeing another guy who knew about Spencer too. You told Spencer he was free to see other women.

He didn’t want to see other women. He only ever wanted to see you. He wanted to see you all the time, preferably naked and sitting on his cock.

He had agreed this was fine. He was ok with this arrangement. He’d told you he was fine with this other guy you were seeing if he was fine with you seeing Spencer.

Fine. Everything was just fine.

And you wrote my favorite song

Now I’m fucked up and carrying on

I do not know the words yet, oh

It had been a lie.

He thought he could separate the physical from his feelings but he wasn’t that kind of man. He wished he could be. But the idea of not having you all to himself made him feel sick.

And it hits me

I don't want anybody else touching you like I do

Like I do

Like me

He thought he was ok with it until he was lonely in his apartment one night. He text you asking you to come over.

Your response told him you were with your other man. And he spiralled.

He couldn’t help his mind wander over the things you would be doing together.

Did he kiss you on your neck the way you loved? Did he know the way you liked to be touched?

Did he make you feel the way Spencer did? Did he make you come the way Spencer knew how?

The thought of you naked being pleasured by another man made his heart ache. Images of you touching him, being fucked by him, screaming his name; it was too much.

He wanted to be the only one who got to touch you like that; to see you at your orgasms peak.

It really wasn’t fair. He didn’t want to share you. He didn’t want to be left alone in his room wracked with sadness at the thought of you with another man.

Is it okay?

That I don’t want anybody else touching you like I do

Like I do

Like me

Yeah

“What did you get up to with Matt last night?” Spencer asked as he made you both coffees the next morning.

You rolled your eyes.

“Mark.” you sighed as you spoke. You knew Spencer knew his name, he had an eidetic memory for god sake. He was doing it deliberately.

“Matt, Mark same difference.” he shrugged, pouring sugar into his cup.

“We just hung out.” you took the other mug he’d filled and twirled your spoon around in it. “You know, usual stuff.”

You leant back against the counter, holding the warm mug between your hands and inhaling the smell.

Spencer turned to look at you.

You had a noticeable hickey on your neck, one he certainly hadn’t left. You must know he could see it.

“The usual stuff you and Morgan would do when you hang out or the usual stuff you and I do when we hang out?”

You rolled your eyes again and pushed yourself away from the counter and headed back towards your desk.

Spencer followed close behind you.

“Just because you don’t speak doesn’t mean you didn’t answer.” he whispered as he caught up with you. “Nice hickey.”

He practically stormed to his desk and threw himself in the chair.

You sighed to yourself. You should have known Spencer would be this way.

A little while later Morgan passed by your desk as you had your nose buried in a case file.

“Ohhh looks like pretty girl got some loving last night! The size of that mark on your neck Miss thing!”

You looked up at him, your cheeks stained crimson.

You made brief eye contact with Spencer. If you weren’t mistaken, his eyes were filled with tears.

He pushed his chair back and stormed away from where JJ and Emily were now getting a good look at your hickey too.

“What’s up with him?” Morgan frowned.

“I don’t think he’s feeling too good today.” You replied.

It wasn’t exactly a lie.

Tell me that nobody else touches you

Like I do, like I do

Oh, tell me that nobody else touches you like me

Tell me that nobody else touches you

Like I do, like I do

Oh, tell me that nobody else touches you like me

There was no case to take you out of the state and you were looking forward to going home.

Spencer caught up with you as you stepped in the elevator and shoved his way inside just before the doors closed.

“Do you want to come over?” he asked the second the doors shut behind him.

“Not tonight Spence, I’m exhausted.” you stifled a yawn as if to prove your point.

“Did you use all your energy on Mike?” he sounded so bitter.

“I did not use all my energy on Mark. I’m tired from dealing with a whiny, jealous baby all day.” you rolled your eyes yet again.

“I’m not jealous.” he scoffed. “Or whiny. Or a baby.”

“Sure you aren’t.” The elevator came to a stop and the doors opened.

You patted Spencer on his shoulder as you stepped out.

“Goodnight Spencer, I’ll see you tomorrow.”

He pouted a little as he watched you go.

Maybe it was time to just let you go entirely.

You’re pulling on my habit lines

The more I smoke the more I find

I can’t just fall asleep instead

One am and Spencer’s phone startled him awake. He was used to being called in the middle of the night for work so he was wide awake in an instant.

He grabbed his phone from the nightstand and put it to his ear.

“Reid.” he spoke, expecting it to be Hotch calling about a case.

“Hey,” your voice was low and sultry.

Spencer swallowed.

“What?” he knew what. He knew exactly what you were calling for.

He had to say no. He had to stay strong. He couldn’t keep giving in to you. Not anymore.

“You know what. Don’t play dumb Spence, it doesn’t suit you.”

“I’m sleeping.”

“Well I’m touching myself.” you moaned softly. “But I do wish it was your hand between my legs.”

You heard a breathy sigh leave his lips. You knew that was enough to make him hard.

“Fuck Y/N,” he groaned. “I’ll be over in a half hour.”

You grinned as you hung up the phone.

Spencer wished he wasn’t so weak. He wished he could say no to you.

He wished he could tell you it was him or Mark. You had to choose.

He would if he didn’t fear the answer.

And you’re not my protector

I hope you know it wasn’t her

That kept me off your side of the bed, oh

He put his all in that night. He wanted to make you feel the best you’d ever felt so the next time you saw Mark you were thinking of him.

He made you come seven times, you honestly didn’t think you would walk for days after. By the time the sun came up you were so sensitive you didn’t know if you’d be able to dress for work without your clothes flustering your sensitive skin.

“Jeez Spence, I hope we’ve got another office day today.” You ached all over. “I don’t know if I’m going to be any good in the field like this.”

He felt an odd sense of pride. You’d remember this, you’d remember how good he’d made you feel.

He hoped he’d fucked Mark right out of your head.

And it hits me

I don’t want anybody else touching you

Like I do

Like I do

Like I do

Like me

“Jesus pretty girl, your hickeys have hickeys!” Morgan chuckled as you walked into the BAU with no sleep and only one coffee in your system.

Spencer tried to hide the smug look from his face.

“Another night with your lover boy aye?” Emily nudged you in the arm as you made a beeline for the coffee machine.

He felt very good about himself right now.

“Speaking of your lover boy,” JJ piped up. “You had some flowers delivered this morning.”

Spencer’s face fell. No. No that wasn’t fair.

You forgot all about the coffee and headed to your desk where a beautiful array of red roses awaited you.

Spencer wanted to take them and stomp on them. The way you were stomping on his heart.

“Oh wow.” You smiled as you read the note. “How sweet.”

“If you ask me he’s trying too hard.” Spencer tried not to sound bitter or sad as he spoke. He failed miserably.

“Well good job no ones asking you.” You shot him an annoyed glance.

The tension suddenly grew thick. You and Spencer glared at one another while Morgan, Emily and JJ stared on in confusion.

“We have a case.” Hotch’s voice broke the stare off.

Thank god you thought. Saved before you had a chance to say something you’d regret.

You put the flowers down and headed towards the round table room. You heard Spencer shuffling behind you.

“What was that about?” JJ frowned.

“Your guess is as good as mine.” Emily shrugged.

“I think I’ve got an idea.” Morgan smirked as the three of them started to follow. “Pretty boy has a crush on pretty girl.”

It is okay?

That I don’t want anybody else touching you

Like I do

Like I do

Like me

You barely said two words to Spencer in the four days you spent in Missouri unless it pertained to the case.

Everyone could tell something was amiss between the two of you. The team was so used to your playful banter and inside jokes you had with one another. It was painfully obvious something was going on.

It was late when you arrived back at Quantico so Hotch sent you all straight home.

Spencer caught up with you in the parking lot.

“Y/N, can we talk?”

“No.” You didn’t turn back to look at him as you headed to your car.

“Y/N please we need to talk.”

“I’m sick of this.” You groaned as you reached your vehicle. “You said you were ok with us seeing other people Spencer.” You spun back to look at him.

He was playing with the strap of his messenger back in an awkward fashion.

“Well...I’m not.” He shrugged.

“No shit.” You scoffed. “I’m sorry Spencer but I can’t do this anymore. I like Mark, he’s nice. We have fun.”

“So I’m not nice? You don’t have fun with me?” He stepped a little closer to you.

“You’re draining Spencer.” You confessed. “I once thought maybe you and I could be more than, whatever this is, but it’s exhausting Spence. With Mark it’s just easy. We spoke yesterday and he said he wanted us to get serious. No seeing other people. I told him I’d like that.”

Spencer’s heart felt like it had been ripped from his chest. He felt as though you had punched the air from his lungs.

He fought for a breath, stumbling on his feet a little.

“You’re...you’re choosing him?”

“Yes.” You chewed your lip guilty. “I’m sorry Spencer but honestly, you’re too much like hard work.” You turned away from him and opened the drivers door, closing it quickly behind you before you changed your mind.

You watched Spencer in your rear view mirror as you pulled out of your parking space.

He hadn’t moved. He just stood there, dejected and sad staring in your wake.

You were barely out of the parking lot before your first tear fell.

You’re in his living room

And it may not mean much you

But your plates are in his sink

And your sweaters on his bed

Won’t you text me when you’re home?

My baby, spare me all the rest

It had been little over a month and Spencer wouldn’t make eye contact with you. He wouldn’t speak directly to you. He wouldn’t even be in the same room as you if he could help it.

At this point the whole team knew something was up. Hotch had pulled you both up on it but you’d both lied and said everything was fine.

Everything was far from fine.

Every night for just over a month Spencer had cried himself to sleep. He’d spent his waking hours in his apartment imaging what the two of you were doing.

Were you laughing at movies? Reading together? Having romantic dinners or walks in the park hand in hand? Were you making love over and over again?

His sleep was haunted by thoughts of you too. No where was safe. He’d started wondering if he could even work with you anymore. Maybe it was time to go into teaching?

Being around you every day just didn’t seem like an option anymore because every time he saw you, his heart broke all over again.

Please just tell me

That nobody else touches you like I do

Oh tell me that nobody touches you like me

It wasn’t just that he’d lost the woman he had started developing feelings for, he had lost his best friend too. He wanted to talk to someone about the heartache he was feeling and usually that someone would be you.

He wanted his best friend back. It was killing him.

He didn’t know how to deal with losing you so he didn’t. He didn’t know how to talk to you anymore so he stopped talking to you altogether.

The flower deliveries stopped after a few months which made it slightly easier for him to forget about you dating another man.

After about seven months your demeanor shifted a little. You stopped talking about Mark as much and were more vague about your weekend plans.

By the time it was coming up to a year you stopped talking about him entirely. When Spencer overheard you speaking to JJ or Emily about your weekend plans it was always along the lines of “TV and pizza for one.”

For Garcia’s birthday the whole team was going out for drinks at a local bar. Since you ended things with him Spencer avoided hanging out with the team outside of work when you would be there. He would always come up with some kind of excuse.

But Garcia was not the kind of person to take no for an answer.

So reluctantly he went along. Emily helped him pick out a gift for her, a unicorn charm for her bracelet. Certainly not something Spencer would have chosen but Emily insisted the tech analyst would love it.

Whilst in the jewelry store a delicate silver necklace had caught his eye. It had an intricate charm of a bottle with a little label with the words “Drink Me” etched into it.

It had taken him back to a conversation from years past.

You were still new to the team and trying to keep your head down and not get in anyone's way. The team was all so close and you didn’t want to step on any toes.

On the way back from your latest case in New York you didn’t sleep like the rest of the team. You were wide awake, probably on a high from the adrenaline brought on by the case.

You sat at the back of the jet alone with your head buried in a book. You didn’t notice someone watching you or approaching you until you heard the leather seat opposite you squeak a little as your company sat down.

You looked up to see Spencer smiling softly at you.

“What are you reading?” he asked with genuine interest.

You blushed a little chewing your lip, turning the book over in your hands.

“Alice in Wonderland.” you slid the old book across the table to him.

He picked it up cautiously and turned the worn pages.

“First edition.”

“Yeah.” you nodded as he looked back up at you. “It was my dad’s. He used to read it to me when I was young. He passed away a few years ago and it helps me feel close to him.” it was the most open you’d been since joining the team.

Spencer smiled at you sadly and handed you back the book.

“I’m sorry about your dad. But that’s nice you have that.”

“Yeah I suppose it is.”

Emily had stepped out of the store to take a phone call and he had found himself purchasing the necklace. He didn’t know why. He couldn’t help himself.

Garcia had loved her charm, she’d squealed and hugged him so tightly Spencer felt the air being squeezed from his lungs.

She opened the rest of her presents while the rest of the team drank. You and Spencer kept making accidental eye contact and each time you would both smile awkwardly at one another.

You got up from the table to buy a round of drinks. Spencer watched you go. It would be his perfect chance to get to talk to you. He needed to know what was going on. Had you and Mark split up? And if you had, did that mean there was anyway he still stood a chance with you?

He’d wanted to ask for so long but every time he went to say something, the words got stuck in his throat, refusing to leave.

But this time he was determined. He needed to know where he stood once and for all.

At the very least could he get his best friend back?

And it hits me

I don’t want anybody else touching you

Like I do

Like I do

Like me

“Thought you might need a hand.” Spencer sidled up next to you. It was the closest you’d been to one another in almost a year.

“Thanks.” you smiled softly, a little awkwardly.

You looked at each other for a moment, neither of you sure what to say to each other.

Not so long ago the two of you could talk about anything and everything until you were blue in the face. You never ran out of things to talk to each other about. So much had changed.

Spencer reached into his inside pocket and pulled out the small jewelry box. He turned it over in his hand a few times before he held his hand out.

“I saw this when I was getting Garcia’s birthday present and I couldn’t help myself.” he shrugged like it was no big deal.

You chewed your lip as you cautiously took the box from him. You ran your fingers over it for a few seconds before you slowly opened it.

Tears immediately sprang to your eyes as you looked down at the little Alice in Wonderland themed necklace cushioned inside the box.

You looked back up at Spencer with a sniff.

“Spence,” a small tear escaped your eye. “You remembered.”

“I remember everything about you.” he shrugged again.

You sniffed back any more tears that might fall and gently lifted the necklace from the box.

“Could you help me?” you held it out for Spencer who nodded and took the necklace from you.

He unclasped it as you turned around. He gently draped it around your neck and secured it.

You turned back to face him, you fingers on the necklace charm.

“Thank you so much Spencer, I love it.”

“You’re welcome.” he smiled. “I hope Mitch doesn’t mind you wearing it.”

You couldn’t help but laugh.

“We broke up.” you didn’t bother to correct him on his name. “A few months ago.”

“Oh.” Spencer tried not to look too pleased about this. “Do you mind me asking why?”

“I think you know why.” you stepped a little closer to him. “He wasn’t the right man for me.”

“Oh.” he squeaked a little. “That’s uhm...I’m sorry to hear that.”

“No you aren’t.” you laughed, stepping even closer to him.

You placed your hands carefully on his shoulders and you felt him practically melt into your touch.

“Anyway I’m the one that should be sorry.” you whispered.

“For what?” he croaked, feeling weak at your proximity.

“For choosing the wrong man. I should have known better.” you wrapped your arms around his neck, your body so close he could feel your warmth. “I don’t know if I’ve ever told you this before, but I have a guilty pleasure for rom-coms.”

“You’ve definitely never told me that before. I would have remembered giving you a hard time for that.” he laughed a little and so did you.

“Yeah, I figured as much.” you nodded. “Anyway, with my extensive knowledge of rom-coms I should have known.”

“Should have known what?” he swallowed a lump in his throat.

“That the girl always ends up with the best friend.” and with that you pressed your lips against his.

Spencer immediately took hold of your face in his hands and deepened the kiss.

You didn’t care that your whole team was probably watching. You didn’t care the whole bar could have been watching. All you cared about was Spencer.

When the kiss broke you both had tears in your eyes. You kept your arms around his neck and he wrapped his around your waist to keep you close.

“I never want to have to think about someone else touching you the way I do again Y/N. I want to be the only person who gets to touch you.”

“Ok.” you smiled brightly at him. “But only if I get to be the only person who gets to touch you.”

Spencer laughed, kissing you again.

“That my love,” he smiled. “Is all I’ve ever wanted.”

Is it okay?

That I don’t want

Anybody else touching you like I do

Like I do

Like me

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[sea-m0nster]

(funny magic shit)

After some meticulous pondering, he decides to maybe go and take a look at this new form. Viceface herself seemed flustered, so it's definitely not bad. Or at least not worse than before. It was a shame his mask didn't fit him anymore, but he wasn't hopeless about it!

He stumbled to the bathroom. What he felt immediately was the lack of a counterweight and how light and easy it was to move around. He was very unbalanced. His large, heavy tail was pretty much missing! In it's place there was this weird…short? prickly thing. It was kind of like Bentiv's, but less soft. Not like hers was particularly soft, but by the way his rough fur stood on end, it could definitely hurt someone. Fur! He had fur now. What the fuck!

He could see much better now, too. He turned on the lights (the switch was higher than he remembered) entering and it didn't hurt.

There the mirror was!

He never really looked at it because he often couldn't see much, anyways. He liked the masks and how they looked, so why bother? Anyways, he's clearly avoiding it. Focus. It's not going to bite you.

He steps in front of it and he's greeted by some guy. First thing he looks at, of course, is his face. It DOES look a lot like him, but it's still so weird and alien that he needs to do a double take. He's got a deep dark blue eye and a black one, seemingly burned like he's seen some psionics have. Came damaged by factory already, it seems. The scars that frame it haven't changed. His head now lacks its characteristic plates and the fins, which js odd, vut makes it look less crowded. He brings his hands to touch it without thinking much, touching where the gaps would be, near the fins, close to the cheekbones and they obviously aren't there. He has cheeks now! It's soft despite the rough beard. He's used to this but in other people, not him. He opens his mouth wide and puts his tongue out, trying to do his creepy jumpscare face. It doesn't go all the way through like usual. Duh. He lacks the features for that now. It opens a normal amount, revealing a set of sharp mammal-like teeth and a quite short bifurcated tongue. Huh. Too few teeth. He's now physically aware of them, thick and small in there just hanging. Good for chewing, supposedly? Who even needs to chew? Weird people behavior.

He closes it, or does so mostly. He's using it to breathe it seems.

Oh yeah, breathing. That's a thing normal people do regularly. Using their normal people noses. Breathing is annoying, to be honest, although now he doesn't need to be as aware of it. It's almost automatic and he can't even feel it! He's doing it through the wrong hole, though. He squints and gets closer to the mirror. Yeah, he has more of a shaped thing on top of his breathing holes now. Weird thing. Not a fan, could do without. What the hell, it's pointy and just slightly crooked. He likes it more when it's flatter, but maybe now his glasses will actually stay on his face? Could do without, though. He can't figure out how to breathe through it without feeling like he's going to choke it. He's used to having about 10 more breathing holes than this, much more efficient than those pathetic two on the middle of his face. He never used that set much, honestly. He pokes at it.

He's doing faces and odd angles in the mirror.

He chuckles at how his hair refuses to stay down, no matter how much he tries to flatten it down with his hands. It looks nice. Hm… He can work with this, yeah.

His body doesn't look much different other than the absence of his gills (which he misses dearly) and sharp spikes that are being conpensated by fur running along his tail up to the top of his tailbone. He's shorter now, too. Condensed. And hairier? it seems? He likes it. It's a nice texture he's always loved about the men he's been with. He runs his still clawed hands through it. The tattoo on his chest is complex and doesn't fit the style of the ones he's already got on his arms, but it's not ugly.

Oh, oops. He's been half naked for like a whole hour now. As Viceface warned him, there are other things to check out, and he certainly will but later, mayhaps. For now he zips up his wetsuit, and it fits him very loosely. That's the only thing he doesn't like, actually.

Ugh.

He'll need to borrow something to pass these few days.

This… is surprisingly fine? That's the longest he's stared at himself on a mirror for any reason. He looks normal. It's fun. He does a nice face and a smile to the mirror. It actually looks like a proper smile.

He could get used to this.

Feels nice.

He grabs his phone from his back pocket and squints at the screen, pointing the screen roughly at the mirror.

He's very fine with showing this.

[nothorses]

I don't know that I'd say I've been bullied for it so much as just, like, objectified, but I have grown up with

feeling my hair move around weirdly and turning around to find some stranger behind me touching and feeling it (usually cis girls my age) and then laughing at my reaction and asking invasive questions/making comments about the way it feels etc.

people asking me constantly if they can touch/feel it and often just not waiting for an answer

people randomly commenting on my hair color- usually older women who talk about exactly how envious they are of it, how much they'd pay for it, etc.

as common, if not constant occurrences.

I broke up with a guy I didn't feel much of a connection with, only to learn later that he was probably only dating me in the first place because he only dated blonde women. (we were both middle schoolers)

I grew up with "dumb blonde" jokes, because those were A Thing when I was a kid in the 2000's, and grappling with what that meant and why people thought it was funny and how I felt about it personally.

Step siblings called me "towhead", which I don't think either of us even really understood, but I knew they were trying to be a little mean about it.

my dad used to say, when I expressed confusion, or just about me generally, that he thought I was "playing into the dumb blonde stereotype". not at a cruel thing, but it felt weird to be told that he thought the source of my not understanding something or struggling in school was this unconscious adoption of a stereotype I honestly never really understood in the first place.

I cut and dyed my hair for a while; the cut was for gender and sensory reasons, but the dye was because it gave me a sense of ownership over my own body. Every adult in my life coveted my hair, in ways that made me feel like they thought they owned me. People were upset that I dyed it- almost personally offended- and they felt no shame in telling me that.

Nowadays, I still have a lot of complicated feelings about it, mostly because it's a kind of super-light blonde that isn't just uncommon, but doesn't seem to be commonly represented in men especially. People automatically assume it's dyed, and it's not really viewed as a masculine thing to dye your hair blonde (especially this blonde). The body hair on my arms especially is still so light it's basically invisible, and my legs only appear hairier now that there's so much it's impossible to miss the texture.

And now people are starting to make jokes about being "blonde? as a man?" like it's absurd and goofy and fucking, idk. I definitely resonate with feeling like gender is inherently tied up in how people talk about it, and like my masculinity is being undermined and taken away (yet again!) which, of course, is more complicated given I'm a trans man. Dynamics are at play, etc.

I take a lot of it in stride because like, yeah, boohoo, I have special pretty hair and everyone is jealous of it and my life is sooo fucking hard. I don't begrudge folks for having some feelings about that, and I certainly have plenty of my own. But it'd be cool if we could at least reckon with some of the complexity here, too.

Think to me it’s likeeee i feel the need to hate on it to balance out the cultural idea of blond as an inherently more attractive type of hair. Like I need to see hate about it to balance out all the blue eyed blond haired models & protagonists in media that get flaunted as peak attractiveness. It’s entirely petty tho and id never really apply it to blond ppl irl (sorry if you were joking or something I don’t always understand the vibe through text)

Idk I got bullied a lot as a kid for being blonde so when I see people do it online I guess it just bugs me pretty bad. As a trans man I also get infuriated by the phrase “blonde as a woman” because I’m not a woman and that’s just my natural hair color so it’s probably not meant that way but it sometimes feels like people trying to attack my masculinity. I’m aware it’s probably not meant that way but that’s what it feels like anyways. And people often make fun of my appearance anyways so seeing the thing I have learned to like about myself despite how much people have bullied me for it being painted as like gross or pathetic or something really just doesn’t sit right with me. Like even if to you it’s not that deep it really bugs me because that’s my natural hair color and something I’ve learned to like about myself.

[jesswritesthat]

Hey, I just read your headcanons with the hairy insecure reader....If it's not to much to ask could you do something similar where the reader doesn't shave her legs? As a female I simply can't be bothered to do that, but I can't help but feel bad about myself when people look at me as if I'm disgusting or point it out/shame me. But only if you're comfortable, of course. You can choose whoever characters you want to write for, have a great day ♡

A/N: Honestly if it’s any consolation - me neither. A smooth leg is nice and all but if I’m wearing jeans no one is going to see them. Don’t feel bad about yourself, people are far more attracted to the smile you wear 💕

Warnings: Suggestive comments

Bokuto, Daichi and Terushima with s/o who hasn’t shaved their legs Headcanons:

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BOKUTO KŌTARŌ:

• The Ace is trying to be affectionate with you, being a fan of skinship and physical touch. So there's a flash of hurt when you recoil away from the hand softly running up your leg.

"What's wrong, are you upset baby?"

"No, I just, I haven't shaved my legs so..."

• Bokuto stares at you blankly, squinting slightly as he's trying to work out the issue you're currently having.

"...I haven't either?"

It's so innocent and confused, tilting his head slightly with furrowed brows that make you smile.

"It's different for you though."

"Eh? Maybe, but not in this house, equal rights and all - we love each other regardless."

• You were tackled to the couch then, your startled laughter fuelled his own as he began to tickling you - fingers dancing across your skin with not a care in the world.

• Stupidly offers to try wax strips with you one time, and he screamed. You had to stop. He survived one, fortunately under his kneepads so his teammates wouldn't wreck him for it - not that he'd care.

• Now, if you hold a wax strip in your hand intending to maybe do your own, Bokuto is giving you worried eyes.

"Baby no... you don't need to suffer! I don’t want you going through that pain!" And slaps the strips outta your hands, assures you it's perfectly natural to not shave.

SAWAMURA DAICHI:

• Once you'd told him how conscious you were feeling, dodging his sight after hopping out of the shower - and proceeding to cover your legs with a blanket afterwards.

• Out of caution Daichi asked if he could join you, though hesitant you agreed and received a soft smile in return, as well as warm arms around you.

“What’s bothering my partner in crime?”

“This from a police officer?”

“I’m skilled at detecting personal quirks, and you are criminally beautiful (Y/n).” A smile and chasté kiss were placed to the side of your head even as you playfully pushed him away.

“That was awful!”

• With the lightheartedness and gentle traces, you feel comfortable enough to tell him, careful embarrassed whispers not escaping his finely tuned ears.

• "You truly believe I'm only with you for smooth legs (Y/n)?" It was feigned hurt, brow raised in confusion as he moved to face you more.

"Well no, but—"

"No ‘buts’, your smile, your kindness, all the little things that make you you are what I'm here for. A little bit of hair isn't going to scare me away." You smiled at his sincere justification, falling into his side with a satisfied hum.

• "Alright... but what if it's like, a lot, how much are we talking here Daichi?" It was the fun lilt to your voice that allowed him to release a relieved breath.

"Look, my legs are hairier than yours and if you stuck around for that, you've got nothing worry to about." With a swish of the blanket, he displays his own as evidence with an awkward grin on his features.

• Daichi assures you often he doesn’t mind, as long as you’re comfortable. Plus if needed, he often states that the ‘natural look’ is in this season - all seasons. You love him and he loves you back, it’s so simple as he puts it.

TERUSHIMA YŪJI:

• He's suggesting clothing choice to complete your outfit, some are serious - others are items he just thinks you look hot in. Notices that you pass on anything revealing your legs and isn't shy about asking why.

• "You don't like my fashion sense? That outfit looks great on you!"

"Yes... but my legs..." Instinctively your hands move to cover them, even he hadn’t noticed the hair on them - purely enamoured with the sight of you alone.

"Exactly~"

• "They're... I haven't shaved or anything so I can't wear something like that Yūji."

"Just wear tights underneath - no one will know babe."

Still you remain unconvinced, and he gestures for you to come closer, hooking his arms around the back of your thighs to pull you onto his lap.

• "You realise cavemen were hairier, right?"

"Are you comparing me to a caveman to make me feel better..?" Though the embrace was nice, you pulled back in mock offence.

"No, you're more like a Shewolf."

"Yūji?!" With the playful tug of his hair Terushima is quick to remedy himself.

"Like that Shakira song, I meant you're sexy!"

"Jus-just stop digging, please." You kiss him to shut him up, he’ll keep spewing compliments otherwise.

• It’s a bit later, after you’re settled that he brings the topic back up, fingertips ghosting over your thigh.

“Both Cavemen and Werewolves still got laid though. Since you're much prettier, you've got nothing to worry about~"

"Hm, I'll got out and get laid then."

"Wha- no! You've got me, I'll do it! Hair or not, that's not gonna change how my name sounds on your tongue~"

You didn’t reply, nor did you have to as Terushima simply smiled so earnestly and rested his forehead against yours with a gentle smile.

“I love all of you.”

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[smellyfootboy]

SMELLY ENCOUNTERS WITH ETHAN PT. 4: A Grand Finale.

It had been about 4 days after I started staying with Ethan at his house while my floors were getting done in my own house. Each night, Ethan has used my mouth as his own personal masturbation toy at least twice a day. Which I certainly did not mind, but I think I’ve eaten more of his cum than I have real food. We did not sleep together in the same bed… He would make me sleep on the couch. Honestly I kind of loved this friendship the way we had it going. What shocked me though, is that he hasn’t made me smell his feet or do anything foot related for a few days. Just yesterday I checked his laundry bin and couldn’t see any used socks, which brought me to the conclusion that after the last time he did laundry, and must have been wearing the same socks since… and he was probably waiting for the perfect stink to “torture” me with… and he had to be on at least day 4 or 5 by now. The dirtiest I’ve ever smelled his socks was my very first foot encounter with him. He had worn them for 4 days back then and basically made me put them in my mouth. That was about 7 months ago.

Ethan came into the living room while I was playing on my phone sitting on his couch.

“Hey man- I’m going to have a couple of the guys come over tonight for some beer pong. You down?” Ethan asked.

“Yeah, sounds good to me… anyone I know?” I asked.

“Joe from my college that you met before and my brother, Riley.” Ethan said. Joe was a quiet, skinnier guy, but really cute, and Riley I had not met.

Later that night, after Ethan came back with beer and snacks, I helped him put up the pong table, which we placed next to his dining room table. We set up all the snacks and cups.

Joe was the first to show up. He wore a white button up shirt, jeans, and white adidas shoes. We talked for a little while before Riley showed up. I was shocked to see how much he looked like Ethan. He wasn’t as built, but they definitely could almost be twins. Riley was wearing a black t shirt, black shorts, black crew socks, and a very similar pair of converse as Ethan was wearing. He looked about the same age as Ethan as well. Maybe a little younger, mid 20’s possibly.

We made some drinks, talked about our jobs, and got a little buzz before we started on the pong. Ethan and Riley were on one side and me and Joe were on the other. I was pretty terrible at beer pong so I hoped Joe was a little better than me.

We started the game.

“Hold up… we should make this more interesting. Make some bets and shit.” Riley said. Oh God, here we go, I thought.

“What like money? I don’t have any cash on me.” Joe said. I saw Ethan’s eyes light up. I knew what was coming.

“Losing team has to sniff the winning team’s feet for 2 minutes.” Ethan said proudly.

Joe made a grossed out face. Riley kind of laughed.

“Bitch- I grew up with you, I know how rank your feet are… do you still wear the same socks for multiple days.” Riley asked.

“Depends…. I think these bad boys are on day 4.” Ethan said. I wasn’t going to bring up that I’m pretty sure they were day 5.

“Dude, I’ll throw up.” Joe said.

“Then… don’t lose…” Ethan laughed.

“Whatever… man- I went running today so I might be pretty ripe myself.” Riley said. We all continued to play. I may have purposely missed the cup a few times and Joe was not very good. So things we looking pretty grim for us.

“My feet feel really hot and sweaty, how about you bro?” Riley said to Ethan jokingly as Joe missed another shot.

“Fuck man, I can smell both of our feet through the shoes.” Ethan said back.

“Oh God…” Joe said.

We only had one cup left. Riley was taking the shot.

“You think I’ll make it?” Riley asked

“No way…” I said

“If he makes it, yall gotta add some tongue to our feet…” Ethan added.

“And if he doesn’t, we skip all the foot crap.” Joe said nervously.

“Deal.” Riley said.

It seemed like time went in slow motion for that shot. And sure enough… he made it in the cup.

Riley and Ethan high fived each other. Me and Joe looked at each other and he kind of shook his head.

Ethan walked over to the dining room table and kicked his feet up.

“Joey, get over here and take my shoes off.” Ethan said. Joe sighed and walked over and sat across from Ethan.

“Just two minutes right? Someone time it please.” Joe said sadly.

Riley nodded and we both just watched what was unfolding. I’m sure it was my turn next.

Joe pulled off Ethan’s shoes one by one. The smell hit the air so fast. Ethan was wearing black socks with white heel and toe. I actually felt bad for Joe… He had no tolerance to Ethan’s feet.

“Oh man… it’s so bad.” Joe said as his eyes began to water. Riley was laughing pretty hard.

“Come on, nose in the foot.” Ethan said.

“Dude why… I could smell this even if I was standing across the house!” Joe said.

“Joe don’t be a bitch!” Riley yelled to him. Joe shook his head again before burying his face in Ethan’s socked foot.

Ethan used his toes to pull off his sock on one foot, and then the other.

“Tongue…” Ethan said as he wiggled his pudgy toes. Joe hesitantly stuck his tongue out. Ethan slid his toes across Joe’s tongue. Joe gagged.

“How’s that taste Joe!” Ethan yelled.

“Ok… that’s enough.” Joe said as he stood up.

“Yeah that’s good… you were sniffing for about 4 minutes.” Riley laughed.

“Are you fucking kidding me man.” Joe said. He ran to the bathroom and we could hear him spitting and rinsing his mouth out.

“Alright buddy- your turn” Riley said as a looked to me. He went and sat in the corner and pulled off his converse. I followed him over there.

“Lay on your stomach.” Riley said. I did what he asked trying not to come off so willing. His black socks were kind of shiny and almost looked greasy. He stuck his feet side by side on my nose. His stink was definitely not as strong as Ethan’s where it would fill the room, but I could 100% tell he went running that day, his odor was almost cheesier than Ethan’s. He kind of cupped them around my nose. I was getting an erection, taking in Riley’s stink, I’m glad I was laying on my stomach so no one could tell. Ethan was watching from across the room, smiling. Riley took his sock off.

“This is what happens to bitches that lose. How’s that fuckin smell man?” Riley said, only turning me on even more.

“It smells like a greasy cheese…” I said muffled by his foot.

“Cheese? Good, maybe you’d like a taste then… tongue out.” Riley demanded. I slid my tongue across the bottom of his toes. They taste just like they smelled.

“How’s my foot taste? Ethan I think he likes this…” Riley said laughing. Ethan walked over and placed his rank foot on top of my head, pressing my nose and mouth even harder into Rileys foot.

“He’s just used to it, I make him worship my feet sometimes.” Ethan said. Riley laughed. I was slightly embarrassed but I felt almost hypnotized at the scent of Riley and Ethan’s feet mixed together.

A few more moments passed and Riley stood up and Ethan took his foot off my head. Joe finally came back in the room.

“Alright guys, I gotta work early… Thanks for a gross night.” Joe said, still looking a bit ill from licking Ethan’s foot.

We said goodbye and Joe left. Shortly after Riley took off as well. It was just me and Ethan on the couch.

“What a night…” I said. I could still smell Ethan and Riley’s foot stink on my face.

“Yeah it was…” Ethan said. He reached his hand down and started feeling his bulge in his pants.

“Hey, take your pants off. I wanna try something.” Ethan said. I stood up and took my shoes off and my pants.

“Now face the other direction.” Ethan said. I turned around. I could feel Ethan start to touch my butt. We had never done any butt stuff before, so this was new. He pulled my underwear down and put his finger in his mouth. Then into my shaved hole. It hurt a little at first and I was a little tense. It slowly started to feel very nice. He then switched to two fingers and I moaned.

“Fuck boy, you are so tight.” Ethan said as he thrust his fingers in and out.

Suddenly to both of our surprises, Riley popped out of the corner.

“Guys, I don’t think I can drive yet… that beer…” Riley started before he noticed what was going on. He kind of stood there in awe for a few moments. Ethan and I didn’t say anything. We just looked at him, his fingers half way up my hole.

“Uhhh. Some kind of bet I didn’t know about?” Riley said, confused. I noticed he was starting to get hard as the crotch of his shorts started to rise.

“Just a condition of him staying with me… I get to use him as my cum rag…” Ethan said with confidence.

“Huh…” Riley said, still taking in what he was seeing. Riley started to inch closer and ended up sitting next to Ethan. I was shocked to feel that Ethan continued to finger me. I could see Riley out of the corner of my eye on the couch. He had pulled out his cock and was stroking it while watching Ethan finger me!

“I aint gay. But hey, a hole is a hole right? And this boys got a whole other one not in use.” Riley said. He stood up and came around to me. He pulled my head down so his dick was right in my face. He was cut unlike Ethan. He was a bit hairier too.

“Lick my balls.” He said. What was it with this family and always wanted their balls licked first? Not that I minded. I started licking his smelly musty hairy balls. The texture of the hair on his nuts was something I wasn’t used to but I totally got into it. I could feel Ethan push me forward a little and bend me down a bit more. I heard him spit into his hand. It was finally happening. I felt Ethan’s cock start to go into me. It was easier since he used his fingers first. After he got the head in, I felt him slam the rest in behind it. I moaned in pleasure. He felt so good. Meanwhile, I started sucking Riley.

“Yeah suck my fat sweaty fucking dick, bitch.” Riley said, incredibly drunk. He was a lot bigger and thicker than Ethan in that department. Every time Riley tried to push in down my throat I would choke. I could see Riley and Ethan fistbump each other as they destroyed me. Ethan was banging me so hard that I could feel his huge nuts slapping my ass.

“Yeah boy, take my cock.” Ethan demanded. Riley grabbed my head and shoved his cock down my throat all the way to his nuts. My eyes watered .

“I’m gonna paint your fucking face…” Riley said. He abruptly pulled his dick out and jerked it aggressively and blew his load all over my face. I could feel it all dripping down my lips and chin.

"Fuck bitch. You like my hot nut dripping off your face don't ya" he said as he reached down and used his thumb to move a big blob of his cum into my mouth. I cleaned his thumb off. Riley backed up a little bit. Ethan suddenly pushed me down to the ground face first and planted his stinky foot on my face so that his toes were right over my nose. Im not sure how he had it readily available but he shoved one of his disgusting black and white socks from earlier into my mouth. Riley took his shoe and sock off and put his foot on my head next to Ethans. Ethan was still inside of me and banging me while they had me pinned with their feet. He started to go harder and harder. My hole was so sore. But it felt so good.

“Fuck boy… You like that dick wrecking your tight fuckin pussy.” Ethan said as he just kept going harder and faster.

“You gonna take my load while you taste that nasty sock and smell our feet? ” Ethan said.

“Fuck yeah…” I said.

“He loves the cock, taking both our loads…” Riley said.

I suddenly felt Ethan empty himself inside of me. He was out of breath and covered in sweat. He took his foot, now covered with his brothers cum from my face, off my head.

“Now clean my foot off.” Ethan said. I began to lick the cum off his foot, making sure to get it all.

“Damn Ethan, I need a house slut like that.” Riley laughed.

As Ethan’s hot load leaked out of my hole, and I continued cleaning his brothers cum off of his stinky foot, I couldn’t think of anything else I would rather do.

“Yeah… I think he should move in permanently.” Ethan said.