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[johnprice-asks]

Just seems kinda fucked up that y’all shared a render that the creator probably worked really hard on and spread it around to mock it in a way. Wasn’t needed

Soren here, it a literal role play, buddy.

it may have been well made but we are playing these characters reactions. we arent mocking shit, love. we are simply role playing.

[johnprice-asks]

how did you bite me..

how did i not notice..

Forgive me, sir, but I have to bite you FOR SCIENCE (a journal)

— shadow 5-05

@ask-phillip-graves

im scared your shadows are falling for me. dont blame em’ but still..

[johnprice-asks]

Football or Rugby?

Rugby, all the way.

[johnprice-asks]

Forgive me, sir, but I have to bite you FOR SCIENCE (a journal)

— shadow 5-05

@ask-phillip-graves

im scared your shadows are falling for me. dont blame em’ but still..

[johnprice-asks]

sir? how many gummy bears a day is considered as too much? asking for a friend, obviously🧍‍♀️

–🍠

look at the back of the packet and at the serving sizes. i aint doin that for ya.

[johnprice-asks]

taht would be lovely, nik.

Ahm, Nikolai, sir, are you able to give Cap' Price an anonymous um.. (love) letter? Asking for a friend, definitely!

-@4rmy-dreamers

Ah, I am no "sir", comrade, please. I shall pass your friend's letter to Captain, but I must warn you that he is happily married with a lovely daughter and I am yet to receive any indication of them wanting to invite anyone else into the relationship.

@johnprice-asks Capain, I have a letter for you, do you wish to read it?

[johnprice-asks]

crazy tired so i did miss it.. im scared now.

Sir I tried the cigars you recommended me.. not good at all. How do you eat these? It’s like chalk in my mouth. And swallowing it hurts

0/10

- 🦒

Offence taken, that shite is amazing.

[johnprice-asks]

(im going to assume that smth transphobic has happened already. its fucking disgusting , seriously its messed up and will get you blocked.)

Well team up on anyone who offends the medic, aye L.T?

(Gonna add on to what you posted, Fran. YES. if any real transphobia is going around, I will block and unfollow all offenders. This is absolutely ridiculous and shouldn't even be an issue.)

good idea, sergeant.

(i 100% agree. you'd think people would have common fucking sense by now and not bother trans folk. absolutely ridiculous.)

[johnprice-asks]

(already replied to this lmao)

Day 13 of manifesting my Captain Price

I won't lie, I'm scared, scared that I won't meet you or that if I do you won't want me, I know I have to be strong and I do truly believe we will meet and have a good relationship I just can't deny the fear.

So please when we meet, like me and want me I'm asking please

[johnprice-asks]

course i am, already there.

Happy new year, lovely lot! x

[johnprice-asks]

John, can you tell the Rookies to stop taking my shit? AND TELL THAT DAFT GRAVES TO LEAVE ME ALONEEEE

— your favorite Lt @callsignravenna

@ask-phillip-graves piss off (soren note: platonically love you)

Those rookies have been doing laps for an hour.

[johnprice-asks]

GUH-AYYYYY CAPTAIN PRICE HOW ARE WEEE!!!

-@4rmy-dreamers

Solid

[johnprice-asks]

Captain DONT drink the coffee I left on your desk I’m trying to see if LT actually drinks from it it’s got about 6 shots of tequila in it so like 3/8 of coffee and sorry if you already did-

Loud and clear.

[johnprice-asks]

So did y’all make these accounts just to shit on fandom creators or :/

(Soren note: no. we definitely did not. these accounts are made to act as these characters and how they would act on this kind of platform. quite often, the opinions displayed on these blogs arent equal to the ones the creators behind them have.)

[johnprice-asks]

Captain can I have a raise? And totally unrelated but a wedding ring? ☺️

I was considering the raise until the second sentence.

[johnprice-asks]

cap how do i get with ghost 😔

- ⚘️

@ghost-askblog probably wouldn't touch you with a sixteen foot pole.

[johnprice-asks]

hello captain.

please entertain me, I’m bored

Why could the sailors not play cards? The captain was sitting on the deck.

What do you call a Royal Marine who can read and write? "Sir!"

What do you call a Royal Marine with an IQ of 160? A platoon.