#homestuck fic requests

[chthonicarcher]

for the requests: something related to the most recent cabin chapter? 🥺

(the cabin fic art you drew me before is so treasured btw thank you so much for it)

<3

[grimme-and-specs]

This shit's gonna take over a year to make but I'm having a ton of fun with it

Oh and, with anyone curious about this? Feel free to ask me, I just wanted to post some art I thought up when plotting :b

[sleepy-crypt1d]

if i took requests for fics, mainly reader x canon, would anyone be interested??

fandoms being borderlands, subnautica, inscryption, dialtown, portal, creepypasta <- primarily these

POSSIBLY things like outlast, uncharted, the stanley parable, stardew, pokemon but specifically Guzma, bioshock, homestuck

idk i have like a huge range of interests, but i wanna work my brain a little bit and do some random oneshots to get back into the flow of writing so i can finally finish my main fic lol

fine with fluff, angst, smut, whatever, some darker topics I'll steer away from simply cuz of what im comfortable with but!! if i opened up taking small oneshot requests for x reader fics would anyone be interested??

[morsartis]

Kiss The Girl

Marvus x fem!Reader

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Fish darted through the tanks in brilliant colors, the cooler lighting highlighting the brilliance of their scales. All around you were families and couples enjoying their own outings. Despite this, the aquarium was remarkably slow today. What little crowds that managed to form always dispersed as if to mimic the schools of aquatic life you’d all come to see. Leaving you and Marvus in your own personal bubble. You had wandered into a more secluded indoor section of the aquarium to escape the hot sun, this one boasting small Alternian fish with iridescent white scales and vivid violet eyes. You knew it must have cost the aquarium a fortune to get them- or maybe a violetblood had been taken with the fanciful notion of the aquarium and donated the fish for their own amusement. It was always hard to tell. Either way you watched as the fish swam lazily through the water with their spiny barbs and fancy flared fins. Like a mix between a betta fish and a catfish. Beside you Marvus chuckled. 

“That one looks like that lil’ violet that you been bringin’ ‘round.” He pointed to a fish near the bottom corner that was much smaller than the rest- and seemed to be sulking grumpily as it watched the others swim around. You stifled a laugh. It did look like Eridan oddly enough. 

“That’s rude Marvus.” You couldn’t keep the humor out of your voice despite trying to scold your matesprite. 

“Am I wrong?” He asked sardonically as he glanced down at you lazily. This time you couldn’t help the snort that left you. 

“Eridan’s a wriggler, play nice.” 

“Sure. Soon as he stops eyein’ you like a piece a fresh grubloaf.” 

“Oh please. He’s just happy to have a friend. May I remind you how Zebruh gets?” 

“I could still cull him if you want lil mama. Ain’t no big thing.” 

“You know I don’t want you killing people on my behalf.” 

“Worth a shot.” He teased leaning down to steal a quick kiss. Leaning into the kiss you rolled your eyes at his antics. Even so, you couldn’t help but smile at him when the two of you pulled away. 

“Culling is illegal here on Earth, Dear.” You reminded him. Marvus gave you an exaggerated pout. 

“I still say we should do it anyway.” 

“No.” You replied bluntly, already walking away. Marvus snickered in amusement, his long legs catching up to you instantly as he placed a chilled hand on your shoulder and gently guided you more firmly to his side. The two of you made an odd pair, you’d admit. Especially to the people in the mostly empty aquarium. One human girl in her pale sundress and her juggalo troll companion in the most form fitting t-shirt he could get his hands on and an absolutely gaudy pair of skinny jeans. Still, it was nice to have a normal date. It’d been so long since either of you had had the time to spend together outside of stolen moments after Marvus’ concerts. Having this day just to be normal and in love was something you’d be riding the high of for weeks. Months even. 

“Is that a cafe?” Marvus asked in confusion pointing at a cluster of tacky straw roofed “hut” shaped tables tucked near a tropical themed alcove. 

“Looks like it.” You snorted in amusement. 

“That is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen.” Marvus told you as the two of you drew closer. 

“Oh its horrible.” You agreed, entertainment thick in your tone. 

“Who told them this was okay?”

“Not a clue.” “Even the menu items are tacky.”

“They are.”

“I want pictures.” 

The two of you shared a look before dissolving into laughter. At least this way you’d both have something to eat. Not a bad way to end a date really.

[anewgayeveryday]

Today's LGBT+ Character is;

Jake English from Homestuck-Bisexual

Requested by Anon

Status: Alive

[agerefandom]

Dream-Bubble Diamonds

Fandom: Homestuck

Characters: regressor!Mituna, Caregiver!Kurloz, other dancestors mentioned but not present

Words: 1, 200

Summary: Kurloz gets a visit from his moirail, Mituna, and takes care of him for the afternoon.

Warnings: Canon-typical difficult to read dialogue from Mituna, also cussing from Mituna, seizures, difficulty communicating, references to both of their previous injuries but nothing graphic

Kurloz was lazily knitting against a wall, hands flitting over needles and purple yarn. Porrim had been happy to teach him, and it gave him something to do in the monotony of the dream bubbles. There was something satisfying about watching fabric coming together out of twisted cords of thread, and it was just as satisfying to pull apart at the end, each stitch coming apart with a little jolt.

Stab, twist, and tuck the needle through: a rhythm that Kurloz’s fingers were becoming quicker and quicker to carry out.

“Kulozzzz!!” The mangled version of his name was shouted from above him, and Kurloz looked up to see Mituna running along the top of the wall that Kurloz was leaning against.

Predictably, Mituna slipped just as Kurloz looked up at him, and went sideways with a little shriek.

Kurloz dropped the knitting and caught his moirail, who had curled up to try and minimize the fall.

Finding himself unharmed and in Kurloz’s lap, Mituna scrambled up. “Dnn touch now!!” he complained, brushing off his arms. Kurloz held up his hands, showing that he was no longer reaching for Mituna. His moirail could be picky about when and how he was touched, which Kurloz could understand. Mituna wasn’t wearing his helmet, and his hair was chaotic as usual.

HOW ARE YOU? Kurloz signed, raising his eyebrows to signify the question.

Mituna scowled, showing his little fangs, and plopped down cross-legged across from Kurloz.

“Fucked sll thought,” he said, grumpy. “Flcking toddler brainer.”

DO YOU WANT YOUR PACIFIER?

Kurloz had always enjoyed the sign for pacifier, as if he was placing it in his own mouth.

“Not a babybrains.”

Kurloz raised an eyebrow, making the sign for pacifier again. Mituna bared his teeth, a baby troll gesture of aggression from before their horns grew in properly. Kurloz waited, and sure enough, Mituna frowned and nodded after a few seconds.

“Stills not frcking baby,” Mituna declared, sticking out a hand.

Kurloz smiled, stitches tugging at the corners of his mouth as he dug Mituna’s pacifier out of his pocket. Between Mituna and Meulin, he always had a collection of baby gear in the pockets of his suit, making him think about adding a bag to his usual outfit. He wasn’t sure where he would find one here in the dream bubbles, but he could always tell Horuss to make him one.

Mituna snatched the pacifier from Kurloz’s hand and popped it into his mouth, still managing to pout with his whole body, even with his mouth covered by the yellow plastic guard. Kurloz nodded and flashed a thumbs-up, tapping his smiling mouth.

“Efrenv’sh,” Mituna said, his usually slurred speech utterly incomprehensible from behind the pacifier. Kurloz bobbed his head as if he’d made perfect sense. “Snnnf’rm?” Kurloz continued to smile as Mituna babbled, waving a hand this time as if to make a point. “Krlw’nrt!”

Catching on that Mituna was asking for something, Kurloz raised his hands and asked YOU WANT TO GO AWAY?, pointing back where Mituna had gone. COME? He added as a second option, gesturing to his open arms.

Mituna shook his head, vigorous enough to spin his hair into new tangled formations, then tried to get to his feet and fell over sideways. Clearly disoriented, Mituna managed to get back onto his knees and crawled over to Kurloz, poking his leg.

“Krlsnnfrm?”

SIGN? Kurloz asked.

Mituna made a series of gestures that did not remotely resemble sign language, most of them involving hitting himself in the side of the head. Although he understood Kurloz, Mituna’s own use of sign language was even more spotty than his speech capability.

Kurloz shrugged, showing Mituna that he’d not understood any of that.

Mituna sighed and dropped his head down on Kurloz’s leg, a familiar position from his regression. Kurloz twisted his gloved fingers in Mituna’s hair, so much finer than the yarn that had been abandoned beside him. Mituna made a happy moirail rattle in his throat and settled down, tension draining from his body. Kurloz felt himself relax as well, relieved to no longer be guessing what Mituna wanted from him.

The two of them sat there for a while, Mituna’s little purring rattles breaking the silence every so often. It was one of Kurloz’s favourite sounds, a troll at their most comfortable and trusting. If they had been back on their home planet, they would have needed to worry about the oncoming dawn, and finding shelter from the dangerous light. Here in the dream bubbles, there was no change of time unless you went from one area to another, and they could sit out in the peaceful evening light for as long as they wanted.

Lulled into a sense of peace, Kurloz took a second too long to realize that Mituna had gone unusually still.

Immediately, Kurloz twisted around and dragged Mituna away from the wall, as gently as he could while still moving quickly. Sure enough, he had barely moved his moirail when Mituna started to convulse, and Kurloz tugged the pacifier out of his mouth before retreating to a safe distance. Mituna’s full-body seizures weren’t unusual, and they weren’t dangerous if he wasn’t at risk of falling, but Kurloz still wanted to keep close. Kurloz crossed his legs, leaning forward to watch over him.

Count the seconds, keep his breathing controlled. Kurloz tapped his fingers against each other, keeping the rhythm of his own body steady even as he watched his moirail shake on the ground.

This one was a long one for Mituna, lasting over two minutes before he finally went limp. Kurloz moved over when he was sure it was safe, not directly touching Mituna but lying down beside him in easy reach. Mituna blinked his eyes open and touched his jaw, moving it in a way that made it clear he must have hurt it clenching down. Seeming to conclude it would get better soon, he looked around and beamed when he saw Kurloz.

“Kurloz!!!!” Mituna scooted over and rolled himself into his moirail’s arms, and Kurloz pulled him in. “Kurloz, sing fme?” He tapped Kurloz’s throat, making it even clearer what he was asking for.

Kurloz pressed his stitched lips to Mituna’s forehead in his version of a kiss, and obediently began to hum.

Back when the two of them were younger, and the game that ended the world had not yet begun, Mituna used to love Kurloz’s singing voice. It was one of his most common requests, whether he was sad or regressed or tired. “Kurloz, sing to me?” And Kurloz would curl up on the chair with his headset on, Mituna’s voice in his ear, and he would sing until he heard Mituna’s little rattling snores over their call.

Kurloz wasn’t used to making any vocalization anymore: he didn’t even make the subvocal rattles and clicks that were used for communication between partners. Mituna, however, was an exception. For the memory of all the nights they had fallen asleep at their computers, listening to each other’s voices, Kurloz hummed familiar songs as Mituna curled against his chest.

“Mml’v you,” Mituna whispered.

Kurloz’s arms were too full of his moirail to sign a response, so he traced a diamond on Mituna’s back and hoped he understood. I love you too, little miracle.

[trisnomials]

*** i reserve the right to deny any requests i am uncomfortable with or not interested in ! but i appreciate all asks and i thank you for your consideration <3 also, since i am sapphic, i prefer writing wlw fics but i can write mlm and straight fics!

⊹ ࣪ ˖ fic request policies

i WILL accept reqs for headcanons, drabbles, songfics, au's, and possibly multi-part fits

no nsfw

no proshipping bs. no incest, pedophilia, r@pe, etc. use your judgement

nothing that romanticizes toxic / abusive relationships. obv it can be referenced or part of the plot, but i do NOT want to write anything that promotes that

sensitive/triggering topics are allowed as long as it is not romanticizing. i'll use my own judgement for this :)

no polygamy. i'm js not into that so i'm not interested in writing for it

might add more to this later on but yeah !!!

⊹ ࣪ ˖ fandoms / ships i can write for

!!! pls keep in mind that some of these fandoms i haven't interacted with in a while, so there's a chance i could mischaracterize when writing for these !

mouthwashing BUT NOT JIMMY...

riordanverse

bottoms (hazel callahan is my wife btw...)

sk8 the infinity

sally face

voltron

ouran high school host club

south park, but only aged up

homestuck beta kids (+ karkat i guess?)

over the garden wall

the cursed child

adventure time / fionna and cake

it 2017

gravity falls

(this list is also subject to change lol)

[halloweensuittruffles]

Hihi!

I asked something but I feel liked it wasn't detailed if you know what I mean so yeah

Anyway

Could you do tagora❤reader where reader sleeps over tagora's hive and then something unexpected happens? Tagora is a huge comfort character I would love if you wrote this! /nf

Have a good day/night :))

(My requests are not open I am getting to the last ones I have in my inbox, thank you! ❤️This is the last one in my inbox and these will be closed for a few months, I promise they’ll be open again soon ;3)

Hihi sweetie!! Ofc I can! Fufufu unexpected you say? I have the purrrrfect idea >:)) I hope you like it!!

Tagora x ❤️ Reader

It was pretty often that you and Gorgor spent time together when he’s not working. Ever sense you met after he almost killed you with alternian money (caegars!) debt, you two have been inseparable! Alien and Troll! Best friends! …right?

Anyway, you were sitting on a troll word couch waiting for Tagora in the kitchen. He was making a big bowl of popcorn for the both of you to share for a movie marathon. They were prod casting….well you didn’t know what it was exactly as you were still learning Alternian alphabet but the teal had told you it was about a group of legislacerators who were at least trying to be- despite none of them being teals. Not that you have to be a teal to be one (Tagora made sure to specify this)

It’s just a common place teals go when they go through grubschool. It seemed interesting to you! And you were excited to learn about trolls and their well “alien” world to you!

You had brought human candy yourself to share with the popcorn, Tagora was surprised how you even got it- you’re not sure yourself!

Finally the man of the hour did return to you in the living block holding one of those plastic blue bowls full of popcorn. Thankfully (from your knowledge) this popcorn looks mostly “normal” just a few kernels being orange and purple shades more then you’re used to but eh! You knew your friend here wouldn’t poison you without a monologue prepared so there’s nothing to worry there-

You smiled taking the bowl from the teal so he could sit on the couch, he was in his favorite teal tinted white fluffy bath robe. You had one on too! In your (insert your favorite color)

“It didn’t start already did it?*_____” Tagora asked moving his hair some off his neck

“Nono! Still some ads..something about uh…being a laughsassin or something after.. ascension?” Your face kinda scrunched trying to recall to which Tagora cackled at your confusion

“Ahaha! They’re playing those again, The Condence always wants more jesters in her army. And I don’t mean purples I mean any fool, she’ll take anyone at this point. However I can see the appeal of a laughsassin, being the one to deploy the setting stone for battle can get any troll hungry for power jumping in for it. *_________”

Oh the fish lady! You’ve done your best to stay clear of her, thankfully your friends and peers haven’t spilled you to her.

Especially Tagora- you don’t mean to put your friend in a bad light just, Alternian currency always have had a soft spot with him and if there was ever a chance your ass was found by that anglerfish Queen you honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Tagora was the first to send you in for the bounty.

But let’s not think about that! The show finally started playing and you both got comfy. The opening song started playing as you reached for a hand of popcorn before stopping- seems Tagora had the same idea as both your hands came in contact over the bowl. Usually this would be no biggie but for some reason you felt your heart in your throat. The teal seemed to have the same reaction as you both looked from your hands to at eachother.

Tagora had a somewhat look of surprised bewilderment. You shared the same expression not really sure where to go from here..you mean..Gorgor he’s- well- he makes your heartbeat ring in your ears and your stomach twist in knots- but would Tagora want that too? He knew you knew about his pitched infatuation crush with Galekh but both of them were too scared to pursue true feelings yet. Would he be the same with..your red feelings?-

NO! Nono! No more being scared! No more being afraid! You have one life, live it!

With that, you gulped some gently guiding Tagora’s hand away from the bowl with your own (trying your best to maintain yourself). The teal’s confusion continued as he watched your every move.

“Gor…I uh-“ you started but feel short and tried to start again

“..W-Well? Go on you’ve got all night here *_______” Tagora joked but you could hear the nervousness in his voice.

Here we go…

You leaned your face closer to him, really feeling the heat grow in your cheeks. The teal seemed to start getting your gestures, his eyes closed slightly leaning closer to you as well.

“I really- I’m really glad we can spend so much time together and- you make me really happy”

“Really?*______” The teal seemed genuinely surprised by your words, you meant every word of it!

“Yes! Yes I- you’ve been so great and I’ve loved every time we get to hang out I- I want, I want to be able to do that more with you”

You had been avoiding eye contact with him the whole time you mumbled but you tried to sneak a peek at his face. Tagora had small red hearts in his pupils, they were actually visible! You had seen spades in his eyes before but..was he feeling the same way? Did he-

“So do I…..*______” Tagora mumbled, his face now a deep teal color and his forehead pressed softly against yours.

My lord-

You smiled nervously returning the gesture of your foreheads “Tagora I love you- I love you so much and I- I want to ask you to be-“

“Matesprits..? *_____” The teal smiled, a big genuine smile up to you. Not his snake lawyer smile, his true joy filled smile!

You were over the moon, you nodded repeatedly happily hug tackling Tagora. Thankfully he returned to sentiment, grinning wide hugging you tightly to him. You pecked basically 200 kisses on the teals cheeks and the teal’s grin only grew bigger.

The show was already half way through at this point but you cares! ;3

[thekingthatwrites]

I crave for writing requests

[cthonicascendant]

If you’re still doing art requests, could you do Eridan and Gamzee talking with each other? Or just one or the other, if you’d prefer.

«so, like, i WILL get the vision i have out on either paper or procreate at some point, it's consumed me, your honour they should have been friends, but i also didn't want to leave this ask sitting here until i was finally satisfied - anyways, here, have some practise sketches.»

[the-kryomancer]

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[atypical-artisan]

Abusing my birthday to talk about all the Burnt bread fics in the fandom yeehaw

(This is a preview for my next fic recs post btw lmao- hopefully it's out by april)

There aren't too many of these, excluding my own fics ofc, most of them are on ao3 so that's where all but 4 will be coming from. All are in order of release!

Starting with the sfw fics:

Written in Fine Print » by philosonica- Chapter 1/ Misunderstanding- 10/10. Fun fact, this fic got me SHIPPING these two goobers in the first place. Its a more introspective piece following Aran and his internal monologue thinking about how he struggles to get along with the other boxers and esp his one-sided crush/fascination with Joe. Its such well written angst and has informed some of my own writing by now. It hurt my heart so bad I wanted Aran to have a happy ending and Joe fall in love with him dhdbdb. It also hits close to home with my own personal struggles of socializing. Aran's also a bit of a weirdo asshole here, it made me cringe and squirm and I love it.

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The Best in the Worst by gorebot/That-artsy-virgo- 8/10. This is a fic on ao3 under the "Punch out oneshots" name and on DA as it's own fic. It's an extremely cute high-school au (I believe) that follows Aran and Joe having a meet cute at a party and running from the cops. Aside from some minor spelling mistakes it's a cute little crumb of a fic and a charming read.

One Mistake by gorebot/That-artsy-virgo- 7/10. From the same ao3 fic as the previous and also on DA. It's a nice angsty oneshot following Joe finding out Aran is trans and trying to be supportive all while Aran is deeply upset. Overall cute! Some points subtracted because of odd wording/spelling that pulled me from the story but again still very nice!

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Just a Sketchy Guy by Virdemption- 9/10. This one is honestly way too funny for its own good. From hinting that Kaiser got Joe into homestuck to Aran's shipping jokes it's VERY funny. At the same time it's an extremely cute look into Joe and Aran bonding over silly art. Shit like this makes me giggle ♡.

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Act Out! by JesterrDraws- 6.5/10. An actor/filming au for punch out. The burnt bread here is very mild, only appearing in 3 chapters, and hasn't yet peeked into Aran's mind so it gets a lower rating. However the moments there are cute as hell! It mostly focuses on Joe having a little crush and Aran flirting a bit but still sweet and pleasant, I hope the op continues soon!

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Punch Out Imagines, One-Shots, ETC by GoEatDoorMoss-

Secret admirer- 8.5/10. A cute oneshot I requested a while back and Matt did a fantastic job with the prompt! It changed what I asked for a little but in a way I was pleasantly surprised with! It follows Joe looking for a secret admirer leaving gifts in his locker week after week. Despite a few bits of clunky wording it's a very very cute story that I reread quite a few times a year.

The Claw- 10/10. Another request of mine on Matt's book. This one is longer and much cuter than the last as it follows Aran and Joe going on a date and encountering shenanigans. Its funny and sweet and a strong jump in quality from the previous fic! It also has art to go along with it so I had to give it extra points.

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A Cheater's Reason (WIP) by K1TT3N69- 7/10. A fic with seriously good potential here!! It follows Aran and his life as a cheater until his mother passes. Its currently unfinished but still quite interesting imho! I adore the concept and the hints set up but it's very hard to read due to lack of formatting.

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The Potluck by Tonitheloftwing- 8.5/10. Fun fic with a chapter dedicated to burnt bread!! It's mostly about mac recovering from top surgery and coming out to the other boxers but the hints at other ships and the burnt bread confession chapter was cute as hell.

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a blue jean serenade by CobbleCritters- 10/10. While this is a mostly don/tiger centric fic it does feature burnt bread and boy howdy it does their relationship well! It's a cool little band au that has Aran as a drummer and Joe as a photographer. Their already in a relationship and we get to see cute moments of affection alongside hard lows between them. Its a really great and complex representation!!

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Le Draguer by FauxFoe_Punch- 9.5/10. Its a bit hard to say what the fic is about since it's still unfinished, but it's a Burnt bread semi-slowburn! It's not only very very funny (made me laugh every chapter) but it's incredibly sweet and well written. So many of the lines and descriptions are beautifully absurd, i can't pick a favorite. The only complaint I have is that the chapter cutoffs feel off but otherwise a great fic i highly recommend!

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Glass Cafe by Globofchaos- 6.5/10. Very cool concept of Joe joining an mma ring thanks to Mac and Aran. It has a lot of cool ideas like a Narcis and Joe rivalry, Mac being disabled, Joe being freshly immigrated. Cool stuff! It has a lot of formatting and spelling issues though so it's hard to read. But I'm excited to see where the story goes!

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Never gonna change by Globofchaos- 7/10. Another super interesting concept, this time with glass Joe suddenly getting stronger and more intimidating. First chapter is very negative with Aran being casually mean, Joe being heartbroken, and the bruisers bullying Joe, though it does look up later in the chapter. The second chapter focuses on disco and don which was fun! It's still hard to read due to formatting and spelling errors but I'm interested to where this one would go too!

A sudden change by Globofchaos- 8/10. Only one chapter, i think it's meant to be a companion piece to 'never gonna change or perhaps the third chapter? Idk. Either way it felt much cleaner, half focusing on mac and Aran's sister talking about Joe and the last section having Aran propose a date. Cute and I'm excited to see more!

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Smutty fics under the cut!!

Gap Year by BarginBin- 8/10. This fic is so cute (and horny lmao). It follows Joe taking Aran in after he's kicked out and taking a gap year in Paris together, Joe manages to get fat and they get horny about it. Fun read if ur into that stuff!

L’Oiseau D’Eau by Jacksfilmsgavememegalophobia- 10/10. This bad boy is about Aran and Joe getting stuck in traffic and Joe pissing himself, romantic and sexual tension ensue. As one comment so beautifully put it 'I never thought a fic about glass Joe pissing himself could be so beautifully written'- amen. Seriously it's very unhorny (For now) but it gets the kink across wonderfully and I highly recommend to those who like this sort of thing.

French Berry Press by YourLocalGarbageSkunkXOXO- 8/10. Joe turns into a Blueberry after eating a muffin and him and Aran fuck about it. What more can I say? This is just good, Kinky, fun tbh. It honestly makes me kick my feet and giggle not necessarily because it's full of jokes but because the premise is very silly and funny. The style all around is well written and sweet, the sex especially is fun! Has formatting issues and can be hard to read but not too bad.

That one wattpad fic that stole my works and others- 0/10. Ngl I'm still bitter abt this one. I won't share it's name since the plagiristic parts have been removed but I'm still so mad how the person not only stole my work but then tried to recton the shit they stole to make it not t4t and in an intersexist way too. The fic has stopped updating since I told them off and chewed them out on ao3 but it still hurt enough that I hid my work for a time.

Irish-French Rodeo by Anonymous- 10/10. Its literally just Joe being Tommy and eating Aran out. Its so fucking sexy and fun I love it to bits. Its got that perfect balance of descriptions, humor, and sexyiness that I can't get enough of. This is the quality I want out of my own work.

[morsartis]

Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?

In the warmth and safety of your bed you tried to ignore the way your phone was buzzing lost in the sheets. You had decided to stay home for once instead of letting your friends rope you into going to some party you didn’t want to be miserable at. Instead you’d enjoyed some alone time and crawled into bed as it had grown darker outside. Being home, on Earth, was still a surreal experience for you. But after the destruction of Alternia and the mass exodus of trolls fleeing the carnage you had slowly tried to come to terms with it. Which all yet again led to your predicament. Again your phone buzzed and giving into demands you picked it up and checked your messages. 

Most of them were pictures of the party you had declined to go to, all from Cirava. Scrolling mindlessly through them you paused on his last few texts. 

‘Where are you lmao’

‘Thought I saw you sneak out carrying your shoes’

‘I still need those back btw lol’

Sighing heavily you already knew the guy was higher than a damn kite. He usually was when he deigned to go to parties and if you weren’t with him he had a tendency to pull shit like this. Another message pinged through.

‘Must have been dreaming of bumping into you or something lmao’

It could have been a sweet compliment. Unfortunately things were never that simple. Letting the phone slip out of your grasp and back onto the bed you rolled over and tried to get some sleep. You’d managed to doze for a short bit before your phone began to buzz more insistently. Groaning in frustration you snatched it from your side and squinted angrily at the photoshopped image of Cirava on a moisturewave background. Rolling your eyes you hit decline on the call. Just as soon as you had done so the phone lit up again with his caller ID. Hitting decline again you checked the time and felt another swell of annoyance. 

‘Its 3 AM Cirava’

‘I’m tryna change your mind lmao’

‘Why’d you only call me when you’re high?’ 

Letting the phone fall onto your chest you tried to take a deep breath. He was just high and lonely. You didn’t want to be cruel but it was truthful, he really only called you when he was high. Always trying to talk you into something or another but tonight you were going to stay home and ignore it. You could apologize in the morning but not now, not tonight. Again your phone rang and in a fit of frustration you finally answered it, cutting Cirava off mid greeting. 

“Hi.” You replied flatly, “Why’d you only call me when you’re high?” 

“Lemme get somewhere darker.” He shouted over the music in the background, you knew he was only going to talk the same shit he always did. “I need a partner.” 

You sighed, doubting he could hear it over the noise. 

“Well, are you out tonight?” He continued. 

“Cirava its getting harder and harder to get you to listen, you know that right?” 

“What?” He shouted clearly not having heard you. 

“You’re incapable of making alright decisions, always having bad ideas.” 

“Its only three in the morning,” He scoffed, “and I’m tryin’ to change your mind.” 

You stayed silent. Frustration was back along with old hurt. 

“I left you multiple missed calls-,”

Unable to stand it anymore you cut him off.

“Why’d you only call me when you’re high?” You asked. Maybe it was the hurt talking or maybe you still wanted a genuine answer. Either way you knew you wouldn’t get one. For a moment the other side of the line was silent and you wondered if he’d hung up on you. 

“I can’t see you here.” He spoke, voice surprisingly subdued, “ Wonderin’ where I am.” 

What was that supposed to mean? Did he like jerking you around for his own amusement?

“It sort of feels like I’m runnin’ out of time.” He sighed, you could hear the rustle of fabric and realized abruptly that it was silent on the other side, “I haven’t found all I was hoping to find.” 

“Cirava-,”

“I know you said you gotta be up early in the morning, ‘gotta have an early night’, but I’m worried I’m startin’ to bore you, baby.” The use of the human pet name had you on edge. Cirava rarely bothered to use it. 

“Then call me when you’re no longer high.” You replied softer than you’d like. 

You knew he wouldn’t. 

He only called you when he was high. 

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20 questions for fic writers

No one tagged me to do this lol but I saw it on someone else's blog and thought it was really cool! And I'm trying to get better at being proud of my writing so here I am doing it!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

125

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

1,205,862......wow that is a lot more than I expected

3. What fandoms do you write for?

It's mostly hxh, but this year and last I've been dabbling in other fandoms like MDZS and Hazbin Hotel

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Words That Water Flowers - HxH, killugon, hanahaki au

Running Start - HxH, killugon, high school soulmate au

Sleepover x At x Wing's - HxH, killugon, post-canon au

Match Point - HxH, killugon, high school au

Make x It x Everlasting - HxH, killugon canon & post-canon au

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try to but I have a hard time staying on top of them so I mostly just respond to comments on fics I've recently posted haha ^^; but I love comments it always makes my day to receive one!

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

For HxH, it's probably: The Soulmate Phenomenon - modern soulmate au in which Killua rejects Gon being his soulmate Time x Bomb - canon au in which Killua is taken by Pitou instead of Kite For non HxH, I would say Statues which is a she-ra fic in which Adora dies and Catra ends up living at Bright Moon with her grief.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Oh gosh the happiest??? I write a lot of happy endings but purely happy fics are a little harder to come by so I'm just going to focus on HxH fics: After x Glow - post canon aged up au of Gon and Killua cuddling nothing else but you - modern au in which upcoming musician Gon visits his long distance boyfriend Killua during the holidays Shotgun Lovers - modern au in which Gon proposes to Killua after a month of dating

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not often but there's been a few comments here and there about elements in my fics that some people didn't like. A lot of people were unhappy with Time x Bomb so that's probably the one I've gotten the most hate for.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Lol yeah I have but only with friends as an rp sort of thing and that was yearsssssss ago.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I don't write a lot of crossovers but I think my daemon au series is the closest I've got? It's basically just HxH but with daemons from the His Dark Materials series.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of and I hope I never will!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! I've had a couple of very nice people reach out to me, I'm honored that people liked my fics enough to want to translate some of them.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Only in an rp sense

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

Killugon, obviously haha XDDDD the only other ships I would consider to be my otps are usuk (Hetalia) and gamkar (Homestuck)

15. What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

The Wild Card and Gold Stained Blue TTT^TTT The Wild Card is a hetalia cardverse au that was my first attempt at a multichapter fic and I just don't have the energy to continue it any more. I'm planning to post a final summary of the ending so at least it will have some closure for readers. Gold Stained Blue is a killugon musician au written out in like bullet point form across three different google docs because it's so ridiculously long. I never got to post any of it because I was too tired after typing all the bullets out so rip. Maybe one day I will post the rough draft just for fun lol.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm really good with dialogue and also one shots. I love writing requests too because I get to create a whole story that has to be told in just a few paragraphs.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I'm not too great with worldbuilding or coming up with non-prompt ideas. I always feel like my more original stuff doesn't make sense and it's too exhausting to flesh out.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I think it's cool but I wouldn't do it again for a fic of my own because I can only speak english and I do not want to butcher another language haha

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Maybe....sharkboy and lavagirl??? I loved that movie a ridiculous amount haha. But the first fandom I posted anything for online was Hetalia.

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

This is so impossible to answer aaahhhhhh! I have a soft spot for all my long multichapter fics (Words That Water Flowers, Graffiti, Swan Feathers, Waiting On You) but my the most fun one shots were the most indulgent ones (5 Times Gon Was Jealous, steal x your x breath) and I also like how painting flowers for you turned out since it was a very different fic than my usual ones.

I'm just going to tag all the fic writers on here that I know! So @xyliane, @cyberflamingo, @storybookprincess, @fireolin, @autumnxsunflower and @murderkitten666! No pressure of course if you don't want to do this ^-^

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