#holy fuck I was not prepared for this
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Things that happen at work:
TW DISCUSSION OF PERMANENT SELF HARM
The Only Night Restocking Guy, randomly: Hey, what’s the best way to commit suicide?
Me, thinking this is another random hypothetical question that he is just throwing out, because he usually asks stuff like “what would you do if someone genuinely insulted your mom, like meant it, the most hateful thing anyone could possibly say about her?” Or “what would you do if *some random boxer I’ve never heard of* punched you?”: …uh, I mean, I guess it would depend on pain tolerance, because gun to the head is definitely the most effective method, but but oxy would just put you to sleep before it shut down your organs. But it also gives a longer time for people to find you and rush you to the hospital.
The Only Night Restocking Guy: *goes on an entire rant that makes it Very Viscerally Fucking Clear that this absolutely is not a hypothetical question and he did in fact just get out of a 72 hour hold that he is Beyond Pissed Off About, and I am unclear about if he wants to off himself because he’s pissed off at the situation or really does want to end himself* So, how do I buy a gun anyway? You white as hell, I bet your daddy has lots a guns.
Me: I mean, yes, but he really only has hunting guns? Rifles are usually too long to um…operate in the way you’re intending to? Like, you can, but it’s really hard? And anyway, if you actually wanted a hand gun to make it easier, you can literally just go to any pawn shop? You just need to wait six months for the federal background check to come up clear, because it’s illegal to sell a gun to someone who has a history of mental health problems. (I have absolutely zero idea if this timeline is true…at this point I’m torn between giving factual information and trying to make buying a gun seem as hard as possible while not reacting negatively towards him in anyway)
My Brother In Christ Who Is Having A Relatively Calm Mental Breakdown: *goes off on a whole different rant about the White Man making his like as absolutely hard as possible because guns are regulated? Did not 100% follow but nodded along systematically*
Me: Okay, I think I followed most of that (narrator’s voice: No the fuck she did not) but I really think you need a hug. Is it okay if I hug you? *puts my arms up and waits*
Dude Who Needs Soft Things But Doesn’t Know What The Fuck To When Presented: Fine, but I’m not hugging you back.
So…yeah. Gave him a hug, and now I have to figure out how to report this to the general manager in the absolutely most gentle way possible. Not sure exactly how to word it yet but I’ve got a general outline, will let you know.
#things that happen at work#holy fuck I was not prepared for this#like it’s one thing to think it’s hypothetical#another thing entirely to be like Oh No This discussion is Absolutely Serious#this is so far above my pay grade#but also worried about dude because Jesus Christ who wouldn’t be
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the random troll is me and her disembodied voice always responds so cheerily in my head that im just like. someone get her a red bull
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#not necessarily in tbgo but workaholic poppy is very present in there so <3#poppy#its still crazy to me how shes only in her early 20s.. she should be at college... girl.............................. i know ur dad#old as fuck but holy hell....... first 20 years of ur life spent preparing for a lifetime of responsibility!!! like girl!!!!!!!! take a nap#thinking about it too hard makes me go insane ill shut up now#doodling
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FINAL FEST
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IDOL TEAMS BABY!
#HOLY FUCK#splatoon#splatoon 3#I CANNOT#WHAT DID I JUST WATCH#CALLIE AND MARIE LOOK SOOOOOO GOOD#PEARL HAS AN AWESOME HAT#AND THEY JAVE HORNS#AND AND#holy shit#squid sisters#off the hook#deep cute#Youtube#naw I have to watch this 5 more times to believe it#never have I been this excited for something#HOW DO I FEEL!#Callie#Marie#Pearl#marina#shiver#Frye#big man#my heart is RACING#I’m gonna have to prepare in advance WHAT#MARIE IS SO GORGEOUS
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I love how The Boy Wonder is characterizing Talia. Like, I have some disagreements (mainly in that I still don't like the idea that her relationship with Bruce was somewhat encouraged by Ra's because like...idk it just feels weird to me. I also don't like that Talia seems pretty chill with murder, since I still think she's most interesting as somebody who kills only when there is no other option) but overall I think it's a pretty good way of showing her as a complicated woman.
She knows her father is cruel and will do things that go too far, but she genuinely believes in his mission and will do whatever she thinks will serve it (another benefit of actually touching on the ecologist angle of the LoA). It's also notable that she only fully betrays Ra's when she knows that HE has compromised his own cause at the altar of ego. Her loyalty to the cause doesn't mean she'll let Ra's do whatever he wants, ESPECIALLY as it pertains to her son.
Her relationship with Damian is also complicated in a way that feels a lot more in-character and reasonable than usual. No matter what her intentions were with the action, she abandoned Damian to Bruce and that HURT HIM. It's given him issues where he constantly strives to not just be good but to be BETTER than the others so that he won't be left again. It can be the right decision for both Damian and herself AND ALSO cause them a lot of pain. She loves him dearly, he is her heart. But just like she puts herself through suffering for a goal she believes is righteous and just, she puts her son (her heart) through that same pain because she believes it is the right thing to do. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.
It gets a bit too self-deprecating at the end for me (I honestly don't think Talia would consider herself unworthy to be proud of Damian), but it shows her with a level of self-awareness and an understanding of her errors. Issue 4 also shows a lot of my favorite traits of Talia's in full force: her perseverance and her confidence in her own moral judgements (if not in her interpersonal relationships).
#the boy wonder#talia al ghul#again I have issues with her characterization. but this is some of the best we've gotten in years#this is a more mature version of the Talia I loved before she got all fucked up. the things I like about her are all there#and it shows her ACTUAL flaws + mistakes vs ones the author just made up out of thin air to demonize her#'she did not let me have pets' or 'she locked me in a box in the desert' vs 'she left me with my father who was not prepared for that#and regardless of her reasoning or if she did it because she loved me it STILL HURT'#...yeah I think I know which one makes more sense for Talia#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HER DESIGN??? HOLY SHIT SHE IS INCREDIBLE
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as hyped as i am for P3, i’m so scared that the fandom will sideline and ignore Clara even more than she already has been
#i really hope she has a big role in p3#like maybe she’s fully aware of daniil fucking with time#after all she knew about thrush and measly when artemy had no idea#so she has lines about that when daniil talks to her#and she’s like ‘bro wtf are you doing’#and doesn’t daniil have that plague finder thing?#imagine how cool it would be if when he pointed it at her she showed up all infected#since she’s the plague and whatnot#if that’s still even the remake games#i hope it is#i don’t see why they would have changed it#but i’m fully prepared for her to be ignored in favor of burakhovsky#which don’t get me wrong i like the ship#but the daniil-clara dynamic is SO GOOD#he is trying to defeat death and she IS DEATH#basically death anyway#LIKE THE POTENTIAL PEOPLE#man fighting death goes from fighting it to nurturing it#i love dadkovsky with clara so much#anyway rant over#pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic 3#i can’t believe i’m alive to see that tag holy shit#i really am so hyped#daniil dankovsky#the bachelor#clara saburova#clara the changeling#daniil pathologic
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where's the fics where wilson and house finally bang but house was SOOO not ready for the most attentive schnarsty raw wild resolving-sexual-tension fuckdown of his LIFE
#house md#hilson#gets ravaged in a way he was not emotionally prepared for and has to process it for like two days straight#bonus if they weren't clear on being committed beforehand and just fucked just because#so at the end of house's Oh My God Holy Fuck period he just barges in to wilson's office and goes#“we're exclusive now” to which wilson is like “uh. do i get a say in this”#and house just goes “no because if you have sex with anyone else besides me i'll have to kill them”
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I’m sorry to be slightly late to this but…
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT THE HELL??? IT HAPPENED??? REALLY HAPPENED?? THIS ISN’T A FEVER DREAM???
#PUTAIN DE BORDEL DE MERDE#holy fuck guys#that caught me off guard#i was legit not prepared for this#detective conan#dcmk#heiji hattori#kazuha toyama#spoilers#detective conan spoilers#DCMK spoilers#detective conan chapter 1133#heizuha
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Every time Essek says ‘my partner’
#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#c3e95#i had this in my drafts and... was not prepared for all the angst at the end of the episode holy fuck#i had to go back and watch the shadowgast mentions to cheer up JESUS#bells hells#critrole#cr3
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Yeah dude, me too
#kidnap the series#also i genuinely had only seeing ohm in passing and people. you did not prepare me for how pretty this guy is. holy fuck
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Tetro Spoilers
BAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
#I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT#I'M FUCKING WHEEZING#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#tetro danganronpa pink#tetro danganronpa#tetro pink#kamimura kazutoshi
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I was already crying during Oldies Station, but then these visuals with all the clique art and everything came on and I started crying even harder
#twenty one pilots#clancy tour#clancy world tour#chicago night 2#oldies station#y'all i was SOBBING#i am SO GLAD my wife did not turn around and see me lmao#i was a mess#i was not emotionally prepared for this song live bc holy fuck
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My dog, all near 200 pounds of him, crawled into a space he SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FIT and ended up hitting the power button on the surge protector I have my computer plugged into, shutting down my computer and causing 9k of words I had written over the course of the past few days to be deleted
Scrivener makes automatic backups thankfully, but the last one was from last night which means I still ended up losing the thousand or so words I'd written this morning 😭😭😭😭😭
(My dog is fine, he got the toy he apparently was after, and now is just confused as to why I'm making high pitched distressed noises)
#i'm actually about to cry#like i know it could have been worse but like#i was not emotionally prepared for this at all#i was so proud of myself for getting so much written over the past week and now i just want to throw myself into the nearest swamp#like i got most of it back but not ALL of it#i'm screaming (internally as my husband is still asleep in the next room)#i'm gonna barqcade that fucking space so this can't happen again holy shit
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EPISODE 7 SPOILER CLIP JUST DROPPED ??
from https://youtu.be/-JeIdPld-tI?si=oY8m4661TtXigteh
#I am NOT FUCKING PREPARED#saint tim the fucking holy…#jackson …#WHAT SIGNATURE ARE WE TALKING ABOIT#TOMORROW .#fellow travelers
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i knew about so many obscenely romantic gale lines but WHO was going to tell me about “you put the stars to shame”?????? the way he says it literally took my breath away…good god
#also the way he says ‘my love’ when you talk the next morning???????????#going fucking feral over him#i was NOT prepared for that scene holy shit#tim downie i owe you my LIFE#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale romance#bg3#baldur’s gate 3
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ok but rubius has to have had it the worst out of them all, he was kicked out of literal heaven, and then immediately got sent to an island literally called Purgatory. he’s mortal for maybe 10 minutes before he’s shuffled onto a train that takes him to an arena in super mega hell where he has to survive an island that wants to kill him, and also hunt people for sport. like that’s batshit insane
#I have to watch the rest of his POV because like holy shit man#that’s funny as fuck. at least most folks has context and were prepared. he just gets booted out of heaven and then is told to kill like#crazy shit lmao#mcyt#qsmp#q!rubius#z speaks
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Kit do you not rep Charles anymore 😭
Of course I do he’s prime I just need a break from his team and that fucking dog
#ask#binottos gone. his bones are gone. sainz on his way out. the evil has been DEFEATED#we did it. we found everything that was wrong wid Ferrari and put it in a box and sent it far far away where it cant hurt us anymore#finally a clean slate for elkann and a blank cheque for vasseur to rebuild il cavallino the way enzo wanted. pure italian excellence#and a semi italian boy to lead it all. vasseur FINALLY recognizes leclercs potential as n1 and turns him into the central piece of a new er#they get him hamilton. biggest media event in f1 history#a proven winner. an upgrade in every way. bigger than ferrari? that wont be a question he'll need to answer#binotto is bones. f1-75 is dust. next year sainz will be nothing but a bad memory and the rusting crux of all their PAST problems#this is vasseurs vision now. his holy plan. his sf-24. his personnel. wid elkanns blessings and his deep. deep pockets.#2 years later. the monster's gone. vasseur is here.#and what has vasseur done?#the garages remain the same. no big poaches from rivals. nothing to prepare for hamiltons arrival.#maranello follows a dev path that comes from the same wind tunnel as haas. haas' data correlates. their upgrades work. ferrari's dont.#last 2 upgrades failed because the very concept of the car was wrong. 2 months behind at least.#((took merc almost 2 and a half years to deal wid the damage of an incorrect baseline and correct course))#ferrari came into the triple header 2nd in the standings and left wid 50 points TOTAL. baby mclarens-first-wcc run behind by 7#out of those 50 points none was sharls#sharl has scored 1 point in 4 fucking races#vasseur's ferrari has turned a generational qualifier into a kid whose idea of making pole is running experiments in q3#because who cares anyway if the car is setup for races except it aint setup for that shit either#so quali has to work ((it doesnt)) sunday has to be flawless ((never is)) but to point fingers is a worse crime than this approach to gp's#last gp. silverstone. as representative as it gets. sharl fails to make q3#bouncing around in a setup that hadnt been previously tested on either fp but wud surely make it worth their sunday#sunday: sharl gets lapped#ik sharl better than this#but idk what im looking at rn#I ignored the influencer milestone special helmet because I expected a performance that wud make me forget it#I need him to be a racing driver#he says 'he cant find the words anymore' bro I rlly need him to find them#I'll always ALWAYS root for sharl but to keep it 💯 idk what I'm rooting for anymore
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