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Gotham has always been weird, so when the groundskeeper at the cemetery noticed the Wayne kid’s plot was disturbed, he just chalked it up to more of the same ol’. Alright, so ‘disturbed’ may be a tad too light of a word, but what’s an empty grave in the grand scheme of Gotham? God knows in a city like this one, they could use all the burial room they could get. He figured he’d just jot it down on the website and hope nobody noticed for a while.
Too bad he didn’t account for the 13 year old boy in Bristol who periodically checks the cemetery’s website when he’s feeling particularly lonely.
Plot Removed.
Tim Drake stared at the two words under the heading for Jason Todd’s plot number. Removed? What do they mean ‘removed’? They can’t just remove a plot? That’s a person down there! That’s Robin down there! You can’t Remove Robin!
Calm down. Deep breaths. Assess the situation.
Robin has been dead for 5 months and 14 days. There is no reason for a grave to be removed that early, especially one of a member of such an affluential family. Chances are likely it’s a simple clerical issue. He can call first thing in the morning and make them aware of the mistake. He can have it all fixed in 5 hours.
Just a phone call.
In 5 hours.
…
Tim hates talking on the phone almost as much as he hates waiting.
Well it won’t be the first time he’s snuck out to head to Gotham proper at 1am. It can’t even really be considered sneaking out if there’s no one home to catch you.
Buses stop running at 2, so he layers a couple sweaters under his coat and grabs his best running sneakers so he can comfortably make the trek back.
Just a quick trip to settle his nerves. Maybe get a few shots in if he spots Batman, but really he just wants to see with his own two eyes that things are okay and Jason can rest.
It’s 1:37 by the time he gets to the headstone reading ‘Here Lies Jason Todd’ and the gaping, muddy pit in front of it.
This- This doesn’t make any sense. This is not removal. This is destruction. Desecration. Somebody did this. Somebody-
Assess the situation.
A hole in the ground, approximately 1.5 feet in diameter.
Mud and grass flung outward but with little force.
Large chunks of earth turned over and shoved away.
No signs of tool marks or clean lines of entry into the dirt.
Dragging claw marks.
Staggering, shuffled pairs of foot prints in the mud.
A trail of dirt.
Something… Something large clawed its way out of the ground here. Something large and bipedal and- and humanoid.
Tim refuses to jump to any conclusions he can see all the facts laid in front of him. He’s going to cautiously follow the trail and simply hope to any god listening that he isn’t the world’s first line of defense against the zombie apocalypse.
He’s been walking for 23 minutes and there’s good news and undecided news. Good news: he’s closing in on the target and the trail isn’t taking him out of the way so his trip home won’t be prolonged. Undecided news: The potential Zombie Robin is heading directly for Wayne Manor.
As zombie apocalypse news, this is very bad. From Tim’s collected observational evidence, his not-so-professional opinion is that Batman, faced with a horror movie level zombie of his dead son, would not respond well, and would likely not fight back.
In Batman and Robin news? Tim’s unsure. If Jason is simply back? What could that mean for them? Batman can have his Robin. He wouldn’t have to continue nearly killing others and himself every night in his grief. Jason could-
No. Stop. Do not jump to conclusions.
Hope only brings heartbreak.
What would Batman do? Get close and see if the target is a threat.
Target is male. Mid-teens. Dark hair. Pale skin. Leaning against surfaces as he walks. Appears injured and disoriented.
Minimal risk assessed. Approaching and attempting contact.
Target identity confirmed: Jason Todd.
“J-Jason?” It comes out as a croaked whisper. Jason shows no sign of acknowledgment.
Tim clears his throat, steps right in front of his path, and tries again.
“Jason. Jason, stop I want to help you.” Still nothing.
“Please, Jason. I can help, I promise I can help!”
Why isn’t this working?! Why can’t he just do something right for once?! He wants this to work, he wants to help Bruce, he wants to fix Batman, he wants to not be alone, he wants-
“Robin!”
Robin jerks to a stop.
Tim reached out his hand.
“Robin. Robin please, I’m sorry you’re going through this, it’s really scary, I’m really scared. But I just want to help you. Help you find Batman. Help you get home.”
Jason just stares at him. Of course he does. Of course it’s not going to work. Why did he even bother hoping he could help?
Hope only brings heartbreak.
His sight blurs as his eyes fill with tears and he starts to lower his outstretched hand.
His arm is slowed as a cold hand weakly grasps his own.
“Don’t… scared… Bat… help… Dad… help.”
A relieved sob tears out from Tim’s chest and he gathers himself together. He yanks his extra sweater off and gently pulls it over Jason’s cold shoulders. Jason lets Tim drag his arm over his shoulders to try and carry some of his weight.
“Okay, Robin. Yeah. Your dad will help us.”
Batman will solve everything once Tim gets Robin home.
#Hello Mr. Batwayne forgive me for waking you but I brought your Jaybin home#Tim: I’m not jumping to conclusions!#also Tim: Holy fuck it’s the zombie apocalypse we’re all going to die#I know it seems like Tim might have some bat detective training but really he just watches a lot of cop shows and asks ‘wwbd?’ all the time.#writing this is the first thing I did as soon as I turned 27.#this was my birthday present to myself ig#not a ship pls n thx#batfam fanfic#batman#dc robin#dcu#batman and robin#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#ficlet#batfam#jason todd and tim drake#robin#red robin#shut up grandpa#fanfiction#‘’JASON! JASON STOP! LOOK AT ME! look at me. please. this isn’t you’’ ass dialogue 🙄
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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do they realize how fucking insane they were for this. did it ever occur to them
#did they have any idea how this would hit the 'i love evil yaoi' website?#this is like hitting the fucking pentagon.#it cuts straight to hours later bc he was about to... no i shant#in 2021 i was already like 'holy shit JASKIER WHUMP LETS GOOO'#and now 3 years later im like “wow they. they were literally fucking insane for this#yeah i kept the pic right before he says 'hello Jaskier' even though the faces are the same. its about the Pause#The Pause Is Important.#jaskier#rience#mine#the witcher#witcher
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JONSAS!!!!!!!!! JONSAS!!!!!!!!!!! HOEMYGODDDDDDDD
#hoyl shot whay they fuckkkkkkkkk#what a year this has been for me already im shaking#and set during the war of the roses wtfff. how do i keep on wjnning hello!??!?!??@?@?#txt.me#jonsa#kit harington#sophie turner#HELLOOOOOOO#FUCK U GAME OF THRONES HOLY FUCKK#kitsophie
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patrick at good things festival in brisbane
#HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST#FUCK#OH MY GOD? HELLO? ARE YOU SEEING THIS?#patrick stump#fall out boy#patrick#fob#smfs era#good things#fav patrick
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how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!
@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.
(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)
(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)
That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.
So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.
In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#changeling danny au#danielle fenton#danny phantom#still no mention of DPXDC yet so i'm adding the DP tags if thats alright lmao#how do you clone a fey? trick question! you can't. you can only make something that's not-quite fey but has ties to them.#dani's fey ancestry is an ounce of water compared to the bucket of everything else. which is more than the drop in the pond compared to jac#but not quite as powerful as changeling daniel. whose more fey than human at this rate. which is very fun to think about in terms of#his rogues haha. imagine going into the human realm about to cause chaos only to come face to face with a baby fey. a changeling.#i'd simply pass away a second time. where is your parent. human raised or otherwise?? are they nearby??? shit i thought fey hated urban#cities. what are YOU doing here baby man. im going to get eaten holy fuck. that's so many teeth.#. oh. oh you think you're a ghost. hm. hmhm. i can work with that. lets just. make sure you keep thinking that okay :) great :))#like jumpscare dude. i just saw my afterlife flash before my eyes. hello unsupervised fey child. holy fuck are you teeny tiny.#vlad probably uses some of his own dna to get the halfa effect so really dani's more of a lab grown *half* sister. Danny's gonna end up#stealing her anyways in the end. his sister now :). non-human danny my beloved#catch me using fey and fae interchangeably. my bad#some food for thought sorry if its hard to understand.#steal thy name. eat thy face fey
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Lili Reinhart. That’s it.
#holy fucking shit#I’m still stunlocked#like ????? hello ?????#let me breathe I beg#lili reinhart#riverdale
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sure mr shatner, kirk is the epitome of Straight Masculinity. but the INSTANT u get the chance you're straight back to Queering It Up With Mister Spock. i see how it is
#SO I WATCHED UNIFICATION. UHHHHH#HELLO????#THIS IS MY YO A TI CAS (had to look that up sorry) BUT BETTER BECAUSE ITS FUCKING CANON#HOLY. FUCKING CHRIST#OH MY WORD. WHO LET THEM DO THAT#HELLO????? HELLO??#star trek#star trek unification#toast watches star trek#spirk
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He looks like an Ancient Greek statue come to life
#the bear#the bear fx#jeremy allen white#carmy the bear#carmy#carmen berzatto#holy fuck he’s so fine#hello sir
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Jesus Christ... The thighs...
Boy where are you going with those massive thighs and why are they not wrapped around my head right now
#holy shit i'm biting them and leaving hickeys all over#they look so fucking delicious omg... i'm drooling#i need to ride him on that pool float i don't mind if we fall over I NEED IT#also veikko hehe hello#käärijä#veikko kerman#blonde jere#vacation jere
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ill probably delete this in a minute but ive just been fuckin boggled by what ive seen across tumblr in the last few days in particular. its why i havent really been around. like holy fucking shit, its really like some of yall just dont want a chunk of the trans community to exist. like some of yall are thisclose to saying it verbatum. way too many already have. 'shut up sit down be quiet and smile for us' type shit, gee where have i heard that before. oh yeah my entire life cause i was forcefully gendered as someones daughter. shock horror i know. you might be surprised to remember and/or learn that very few trans folks know theyre trans before we're 5, or even 10, and that that gendered experience stays with all of us in both/either small or large ways. either bc we literally dont have a solid identity yet (bc we're very small children), dont have the words, we're repressing it out of fear from how others will treat us, we're actually enjoying or enjoyed being another gender in our childhood, or we just genuinely didnt fuckin know until shit lined up later in life. weird isnt it that transmascs dont pop out as 6'1 brick shithouse cis men when we're born so yall know for certain that we're confused lost girls/women oops i mean big dangerous scary men. its almost like we're transgender too. none of yall actually know what intersectionality is or means
#my t#transandrophobia#yeah ill tag it why tf not#i just dont understand why transmasculinity is scrutinized and dissected like this within the trans community#when its just not the case for other gendered trans folks amongst themselves more often than not these days#which is a good thing! a really really good thing! but why are we scapegoating transmascs#''we need more weird trans people!!'' yall cant even handle like. a pre-everything trans guy coming out for the first time#yall cant handle a pre-everything tguy wearing a tshirt without tearing him to shreds & calling him shit like afag/theyfab & ukelele boy#im tired of my identity being treated as a debate. i had enough of that in highschool as#very literally. **the only trans kid in my grade** surrounded by cis teachers & peers USING ME AND MY BODY AS A TALKING POINT#i was the only one who wasnt deeply closeted that is. and holy fuck do i still not blame anyone for being closeted in that school#why is it only okay to try to separate trans ppl from our gender when we're not fem/me#why is one celebrated and the other treated like radioactive waste **within our own community**#god i need to find an irl community fuckin badly online trans circles are hell on earth#ill be describing smth that happened to me as a clocky tguy and someone else will say TO MY FACE#that what happened to me wasnt bc i was a clocky guy but purely bc i was trans#like i. what. how. how does that make any kind of fucking sense#i wouldnt be clocky if i wasnt trying to look like my gender. like i. hello?#would u say that to any other trans person or am i just that special?
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If Bells Hells meet the nein I hope that Braius is prepared for one of the people who ruined his life to aggressively hit on him
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There's been reports of a gigantic leviathan attacking ships sailing into Void's Embrace. [...] None of the hunters are making it back.
Bonus detail shots:
#windyart#talas#eel talas#challenger deep#painting#im so proud of this holy fuck!!!#boat is heavily referenced bc i could not do a sailboat at that angle#BUT LIKE HELLO!!! I DID THAT. :D AND IM SO PROUD OF IT FR#cinematic!!!!#also this is hands down the best talas ive ever drawn. this is basically what he looks like in my brain im so proud#GOT THOSE EEL SHAPES RIGHT!!!!!#teeth#putting it in my tay jksdfshdkl#I think it's a pretty swag pic if i do say so myself. which i dooooo#anyways hope u enjoy it mwah#edit several days later. hi i took 4 days to upload this bc i could not decide on a caption so i hope this one is good jdkffdhdfj pleace
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Pete Burns of Dead Or Alive in the music video for Your Sweetness (Is Your Weakness) [1990]
#pete burns#dead or alive#i made this for myself just so i can look at him O_O#the amount of PRETTY. the amount of GENDERFUCKERY. stop i'm already queer 😭❤️#i'd heard You Spin Me Round and seen the video which is iconic of course.. but i didn't realize how fucking GORGEOUS he was#like holy fuck i'm so. O_O#also he's quoted as saying: '[people] always want to know... am i gay bi trans or what? i say forget all that.'#'there's got to be a completely different terminology and i'm not aware if it's been invented yet. i'm just Pete.'#unlabeled queerness makes my heart soar#he's just Pete <3#ANYWAY.. WHY THE FUCK DON'T MORE QUEER PPL TALK ABOUT HIM????#he was doing this shit in the 80s and 90s???#HELLO???? j'adore <3#my posts#my gifs
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VOX in 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel edit#vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox the tv demon#vox hazbin#screencaps#hazbin hotel screencaps#radio killed the video star#hazbin edit#i have more gifs of him in the works but for now here's some screenies - they take like 1/16th of the time to complete lmao#as always click for better quality!#edit: IS THAT FUCKING BAXTER?????? BAXTER IS STILL A CHARACTER???? HELLO??????????????????????#edit 2: WAIT A FUCKING GODAMN MINUTE ARE THOSE VOX'S COLORS ON HIM?? LIKE HIS MINION LATER THIS SAME EPISODE?#DOES BAXTER WORK FOR VOX? DOES VOX SEND HIM TO BE THE MAN ON THE INSIDE OF THE NEW HOTEL? OH MY GOD???????????????????? HELLO??????!!!!!!!!#WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE GUYS LOOK AT THE ROOM HE'S SITTING IN IT'S LIKE THE SAME FUCKING ROOM THE VEES HAVE A MEETING IN LATER#HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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IV.
Barclays Arena November 21st, 2024
(Source - the brilliant, amazing hearts4iv once more!)
#sleep token#tw flashing lights#iv sleep token#brilliant amazing wonderful no one is doing it better than you#mister bunny hopping ivy the fourth of sleep#wonderful amazing perfection no other words no other notes#hello vessel you sound amazing and so do you espera as always as every day oh my gods what is this band how the fuck is this reality#like we're all getting to see this like in reality holy fuck
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