#holiday ask meme

[memesofthevale]

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

[angelprompts]

santa doesn’t know you like i do inbox memes   ♡   a series of sentence prompts taken from the song: santa doesn’t know you like i do by sabrina carpenter.  feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ

"santa doesn't know you like i do."

"i've been there through the good and bad."

"why don't you just come over?"

"you've been acting so cold.."

"all of this snow is falling, i can make you fall too."

"why can't i be the one to give you everything you want?"

"i just want you to tell me that you feel the same."

"you're gonna leave me all alone? on christmas?"

"what'd i ever do to deserve all that?"

"can't we just like, snuggle underneath the tree? by a fireplace?"

"you know i make those cookies you like."

"maybe this christmastime you'll finally realize that i could be the one to give you everything you want."

[eggsmemesandicons]

Send 🥚🥚🥚 to go on an Egg Hunt with My Muse!

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

[lynxgriffin]

Can we see Kris struggling to find Berdly, but he's frozen in there and they're out here and he's the sheriff and they're frozen out here and they're in there and

I can't be the first artist with this reference. I'm just kind of boggled that I can't recall seeing it before.

[astroprompts]

✧ —𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

[ send +reverse for the roles to be swapped, when applicable ]

🎃: for our muses to carve jack-o-lanterns together

👻: for our muses to go to a haunted house

🎉: for our muses to attend a Halloween party together

🔮: for my muse to invite your muse to a Halloween party that they're hosting

🍬: for our muses to go trick-or-treating

🍎: for our muses to go bobbing for apples

🎩: for our muses to try on costumes

🔞: for your muse to greet my muse wearing a sexy costume

🕸 : for our muses to put up spooky decorations

🎪: for our muses to go to a spooky carnival

🍿: for our muses to watch a scary movie

😈: for my muse to scare yours

👯: for our muses to have coordinating costumes

💅: for my muse to help your muse apply costume makeup

🍫: for our muses to gorge themselves on Halloween candy

🧛‍♂️: for our muses to enter a costume contest

💀: for our muses to be volunteer scare actors

🍭: for our muses to pass out candy to trick-or-treaters

👹: for our muses to make DIY Halloween costumes

🔥: for our muses to tell scary stories around a bonfire

🚗: for your muse to help my muse decorate their car for trunk-or-treat

🌾: for our muses to get lost in a corn maze

🍹: for our muses to get drunk at a Halloween party

🎭: for our muses to meet at a Halloween masquerade party

🃏: for my muse to compliment your muse's costume

💀: for my muse to play a trick on yours

🍂: for my muse to push yours into a pile of fallen leaves

👗: for our muses to brainstorm costume ideas

💃: for my muse to show off their costume to yours

[lunememes]

🌙 * ― 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒: 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ( a collection of various settings for drabbles or prompts, or both! )

001. under the mistletoe, placed sneakily above a doorframe. 002. in front of the fireplace, cuddled up under a blanket with a hot drink. 003. in a mountain lodge, snowed in from a heavy snow storm. 004. on an ice rink, careful to dodge the bustling crowd that stumble and rush past. 005. at a busy dinner table, food piled on the centre and family chaos ensuing around the house. 006. at a quiet dinner for two, an intimate meal and magical moment for a special couple. 007. standing in front of the christmas tree, decorating it with an assortment of baubles, lights and tinsel. 008. lifting up a smaller frame to put on the finishing touch on the christmas tree: the tree topper ( a star, an angel, or something else! ) 009. setting out the snacks for santa and his reindeers. don't forget the milk and cookies for christmas hardest workers! 010. in the kitchen making the deserts for the big day, and perhaps even making a mess too! 011. in the dining room building a home: a gingerbread home! decorate the home and make it one fit for a little gingerbread man. 012. at the mall, waiting in line to sit on santa's lap and spill your christmas gift wishes. will you be deemed naughty or nice? 013. sitting down with some company to wrap all the christmas gifts, preparing for the big day. 014. sitting down to exchange and open gifts, anticipating what gift you may get. is it something cool or just another pair of socks? 015. out on the streets doing christmas carolling, blessing the streets with the sweet voices of heavenly haromies. 016. in the snow rolling a big ball to build a snowman, bringing it to life with makeshift features and wrapping it up with a warm scarf. 017. in the trenches of snow forts, amidst a war of a snow fight! who will win? 018. falling into soft snow to create snow angels, flailing wildly on the ground. 019. traversing the treacherous conditions of icy pavements. will you laugh as they fall or lend them a hand and go down in solidarity? 020. jamming out to a christmas song, and inflicting the pain of holiday songs on someone else.

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank) meme edited to say" I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant Shavuot. In front of Bugs is a cheesecake with strawberry on it and Clipart of wheat]

[mcflymemes]

RANDOM LINES OF DIALOGUE PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

oh, great. more of your very eloquent bullshit.

i don't fear death. in fact, i yearn for it.

if it holds wine, it's a wine glass.

so... no guns. do you have an axe?

i'm not usually this direct, but... what is wrong with you?

this would have been much better with a gun.

i might be a bit too ambitious.

i think you'll see that the time was not wasted.

i can do it as well. i can do it for ages.

it doesn't hurt... well. it hurts a little bit now.

i'm fascinated by what happened in your fourteen minutes of absence.

no hard feelings. please look after yourself.

i am fundamentally incapable of showing off.

i'm just having a bit of a laugh with everyone.

that was so cringey and so uncomfortable.

i have no stitches. none!

momma didn't raise no fool.

i can borrow a dog whenever i want.

honestly? i don't know where to start.

i gave you culture... literature... water.

sometimes absence is more powerful than presence.

by the end of it, we were singing swedish drinking songs.

i think you were really reluctant to take accountability for that.

i just think you formed a bad relationship.

do you think it's fair?

what do you have for me now?

yours is... impressive.

we're all different.

don't you dare look away.

i didn't mind it, actually.

i'm just proud of myself.

i think it went in. it did go in.

i feel ashamed, mainly.

that's what i was going for.

i just want to acknowledge your technique.

it did escalate severely after five minutes.

none of us ever want to see this again.

we've reached the ten minute mark.

i don't think i know who i am.

there's a degree of style in the cowboy hat.

there are no fucking shoes!

you look like you've been kicked through a charity shop.

your phone's ringing.

haven't you ever seen one of those before?

they were sick and dangerous.

what does that say about whoever killed them?

this isn't half bad for college kids.

what the hell is this?

you might want to wear these.

have a safe night.

would you believe i'm single?

why do you always trail off like that?

[bassettmemes]

YEAH, I'M A MILF... (MAN, I LOVE FALL!) ↳ a collection of fall prompts.

"don't you just love when the leaves change colors?"

"ew, pumpkin guts! don't touch me with your slimy hands!"

"do you know where i put the nutmeg?"

"cider or hot chocolate? or both?"

"you look so cute in your scarf and hat!"

"if i slip on another wet leaf, i'll scream."

"we could just stay in, you know... can we please stay in?"

"it's just going to get colder. we should enjoy the warmth while we can."

"oh, come on! it's just a haunted house; it'll be fun."

"is this what taylor swift meant by sad girl autumn?"

SEND AN EMOJI FOR:

[🍂] for our muses to rake leaves and jump into the pile together

[🍁] for our muses to go harvest maple

[🍠] for our muses to spend thanksgiving together

[🎃] for our muses to carve jack-o-lanterns together

[🔥] for our muses to sit together at a bonfire

[🥧] for our muses to bake fall treats together

[🧣] sender gives receiver their scarf on a windy day (send 🔀 to reverse)

[🍎] for our muses to go to an apple orchard together

[ack-cough]

Hey, everything's alright? Your turkfrin is getting cold.

[ask-october-fox]

Hello, I am writing this in very late November and I can trust you that you will not respond to this. (Unless you’re going out of the way to break out of character and start some drama or beef that I’m not going to engage once this is sent) Who am I? I was a certain infamous anon (between you and your fans) who developed legitimate resentment towards you for not fulfilling something I asked you in the past. I was planning on this Sunday to start my own monthly spirit ask blog based on December in which I was going to make satire about you while portraying this “December Spirit” character. The “good” news is that today I finally met someone else who made you fulfilling the thing I asked. This message is a means of closure, you will not ever hear from me nor I will ever step a foot on this blog ever again. I’m no longer feeling resentful and I’m ready to move on. Good riddance, October. (One last thing: This year on your birthday, one of the messages was a code in Roman numerals in reverse, that was me. If I was you, I wouldn’t decipher it. The plaintext is something not worth reading.)

[angelprompts]

send “🌿🍒” (or "mistletoe") for my muse's reaction to standing under a mistletoe with your muse  ♡

[ghostierpmemes]

SEND '☕' TO SEE HOW MY MUSE WOULD MAKE YOUR MUSE HOT CHOCOLATE!

[gtzel]

Oliver is adventuring into the garden

[basiatlu]

For the art asks, can I request Drarry and either F2 or E1? I love your art so much and I hope you day has been good!

Aw thank you so much, anon buddy! I hope your day when you sent this (as well as today) is treating you well, too. Had a delightful latte and pastry, deep cleaned my espresso machine, and got to warm up drawing your pose request surrounded by sleepy kitties. Life is kind to me!