#Jewish memes

[meshaamem-li]

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🪿 Favorite funny Jewish joke?

you're getting a hebrew joke:

רב אחד ישב במרפסת ביתו ושתה קפה, שלפתע שמע את קולו של אחד מתלמידיו: "רבי! רבי!"

אז הרבי ירה בו.

a Rabbi sat on his porch and drank his moening coffee, when suddenly he heard the voice of one of his students: "Rabbi! Rabbi!"

so the Rabbi shot him.

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]

[magnetothemagnificent]

The mood for Tisha B'Av

[id in alt text]

[icemankazansky86]

This little ✨Sir✨ is everything good in the world and must be protected at all costs

[tboyemo]

Tapping the "your support and solidarity and care for Jews and Romani people and BIPOC should be more powerful than your hatred of nazis" sign so fucking hard rn.

Bcs u should support Jews and Romani people and BIPOC more than u hate nazis and some of u it is very clear that u couldn't give a shite about Jews and romani or BIPOC. You hate nazis but you've forgotten nazis aren't just generalised bigots or bad people and they have an ideology which targets "undesirables" and people who ate racially seen as inferior or less than. Only part of combating white supremacy and fascism is hating nazis and a lot of it is helping communities effected by white supremacy and fascism and listening to and understanding us.

[all-your-favs-are-jews]

Explaining to my gentile friends what a mezuzah is and was looking up a picture and I am now adding these alongside propeller hat yarmulke to my now expanding list of things that are totally kosher but would give your mother a heart attack if you showed it off to people

[fromchaostocosmos]

Bringing this back for Jumblr

[starlight-bread-blog]

פורים שמח!! למה אתם מתחפשים?

Happy Purim!! What are you dressing up as?

[the-catboy-minyan]

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[funkopersonal]

[meshaamem-li]

when you're a millenial but also a yemenite jew:

מלאווח עם אבוקדו 😍😋

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank) mad eto say" I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant sukkot". In front of bugs there are two etrog branches, a lemon-like fruit on them.]

[magnetothemagnificent]

[id in alt text]

[emotboyswag]

Drama going down in the tik tok orthodox jewish swiftie community

[skankhunt44]

When a 6 day walk took 40 years...