#hoeing

[superbeans89]

Reblog to increase your hoe proficiency

[apoemaday]

Hoeing

by John Updike

I sometimes fear the younger generation will be deprived of the pleasures of hoeing; there is no knowing how many souls have been formed by this simple exercise. The dry earth like a great scab breaks, revealing moist-dark loam— the pea-root’s home, a fertile wound perpetually healing. How neatly the green weeds go under! The blade chops the earth new. Ignorant the wise boy who has never performed this simple, stupid, and useful wonder.

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[misforgotten2]

“A quick jab to the temple ought to do the it. I can always say it was accident.” **THUNK!**

[misacreakingskull]

Oh yas i need to progress through summer on yesterday so i can continue unlocking stuff on the community center

[deadbutnostink]

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

[00pantomime]

phoenix got edgeworth so flustered he hid under the table 😭😭😭 narumitsu you will live on forever

[chloesimaginationthings]

You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..

[gyooza]

if chilchuck is into blondes and finds dwarves attractive, then him saying "no party romance" isn't a rule, it's a survival mantra

[ozzgin]

content: gender neutral reader, NSFW

Y'all...hear me out. Imagine going to a haunted house with your friends, and halfway through your group is chased by one of the hired scares.

It's a tall, muscular, masked man in a bloodied apron and a threatening knife. You immediately blush at the sight (obviously) and slow your pace. As your friends scramble for the exit, you pretend to get lost and reach a dead end.

He seems to have picked up on your intentions, because he walks towards you until you've reached the wall, then places a hand above you, essentially trapping you underneath his massive frame.

"Shouldn't you be running away?" he asks, throwing a quick glance to the security cameras and making sure you're out of view.

He doesn't wait for you to respond and lowers himself to your ear.

"What's your name, love?"

Your knees weaken at his deep, harsh voice, but you manage to mumble a response.

"Alright, then. Tell me, what did you want me to do once I caught up with you, (Y/N)?"

His other hand points the blade against your chest, then lightly drags it across your body, stopping above your groin.

Anyways, you get fucked dumb by a slasher, in a haunted house. Good luck returning to your friends and keeping a straight face while you're still dripping with his load.

Thanks for coming to my horny TED Talk.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

How does Hobie fit his hair under his mask- IRRELEVANT.

What you should be asking is how is his guitar not falling when they are literally upside-down

Answer: Hobie hates laws so much he's subconsciously able to break the Laws of Physics if it threatens his aesthetic.

His suspenders also do not move.

Animation error? Hammerspace? Nah I just hc he has Infinite Coolness as a legit ability. There's no other explanation he's just That Cool.

[gloomy-brat222]

[clowns0up-felix]

ECHOES OF WISDOM!! I’m hyped brooo

[sillysiluriforme]

everyone is in love with marinette for her selflessness and her ability to get smooshed like a bug literally whenever

[castiels-undercoat]

It will forever be funny to me that in season 13 when Cas comes back from the dead Dean goes from lashing out at everyone while hes in full downward spiral mode to suddenly being in the best mood possible, giggling and kicking his feet over cowboys and hes just like "what im not allowed to be happy or something? 🙄" like bro...🫵🤨 you're fucking gay