#hockey breakdown

[jeannedarcgerard]

happy new year entering my new era (hockeyblogging) @lowrylesbian

[3416]

oh fuck OFF

[ziggyplayedguitar96]

I will never forget what we could’ve had ☹️

He would’ve made history too

[kritischetheologie]

I am enjoying Hockey Wag Breakdown Summer VERY MUCH

@astronomical-light answer for your sins

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

I don't know where I got this, could be Tumblr, Google, or somewhere, I don't remember.

But the only thing I fully agree on is Binner.

Hate the guy, but love him.

Because he literally does everything else, but goaltending.

It's funny to see him try rile up the crowd after he starts a fight.

Also, edit: hate the mullet, doesn't slay💅

[ohbo-ohno]

bo bo bo i am so glad you kinda sorta mentioned the asg bc i was definitely thinking of you the entire time as i watched the dogg make big fuckin' heart eyes at sid in front of god and gritty and everyone. threatening/bribing other teams not to draft sid??? calling getting him on his all-star team a dream come true???? saying he spent all night thinking about getting sid on his team???? some the fuck ON nathan have some decorum -391780

oh my god watching mackinnon and crosby talk about each other at the asg made me SICK!!!!!! they were literally GIGGLING!!!! did you see the interview sid did where he was wearing nate's jersey????????

(i typed this before realizing i was just repeating what you already said but-) mackinnon telling the other team captains not to draft sid?? auston matthews literally saying "well, nate said we can't take sid"?? sidney wearing nate's hoodie in an interview??? nate saying "my lifelong dreams have come true" talking about playing on the same team as sid??? and that's not even TOUCHING on how nate mackinnon said he thought it was "fate" that his hotel room for the playoffs (the year he won his first stanley cup) was 1787 (87 is sid's number)?? like oh my GOD how am i supposed to just go along with my day after this

i cant even with them

anyways!!! how very ghost and soap of them (with some personality shifts ofc....)

[jeannedarcgerard]

not to immediately move on from my hockey-induced revelations about human connectedness and also no one asked but my hand-me-down favourite hockey guy is adam lowry of the winnipeg jets. if you were curious.

[coffee-at-annies]

I kinda wish they were talking about the game during the intermission, not how special the game is. I would love to hear highlights and analysis, not how amazing it is to be in a room full of women.

[boysandgirlsandbabes]

rabbits are chasing

Relationships: Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel, Past Nico Rosberg/Lewis Hamilton

Word count: 30k

Rating: Gen, M/M, teen (other tags on ao3)

Summary:

Lewis retires from Formula One on a warm December day in Abu Dhabi, exactly one month shy of his 41st birthday.

(Or: Lewis, Nico, and Seb; 19 years of history, and 24 hours at Le Mans.)

read on ao3 (🔒)

..............sometimes you’re so stressed that u go into a temporary fugue state for a month and when you come out of it you’ve somehow learned enough about F1 to write 30k of lewis hamilton post-retirement le mans fic about it. the human mind is a strange and beautiful thing

[rosesvioletshardy]

I AM A CHILD OF DIVORCE

[3416]

to think about mitch being so open about wanting to be picked and preferred and included..... so earnest about it that he's lovingly teased (and can deal it right back).......... meanwhile auston is Not open about it, too Chill.... doesn't seem to have a preference yet. you just know it's something he wants.....

[martyrbat]

[heartsaturn]

i am STRESSED out right now because of the john marino trade rumors. if he gets traded (which he probably will atp) i will actually cry please expect a breakdown from me and then no posts for a few days 😣

[nolanhattrick]

the baseball bat influence on USAmerican stick side dominance is so fascinating to me

[anxsity]

BLAINE FORSYTHE FIRED