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i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things
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Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 🔥
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Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 🔥
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reject rizz. stare them down with big doe eyes and off-putting allure as god intended
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www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.
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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
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no sorry i'm not available next thursday or any thursday after that until like may or so. yeah i'm gonna be busy. oh it's just. a thing i have to go to. yeah. don't worry about it
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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better
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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth
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