#hobbit x teen

[kathrahender]

"Why do you ship them???? Why "X male character" and "X male character" can't be just friends????"

And one of characters in question is looking at the other as if they were angels or a beautiful mytical creature.

[kingofvipers]

The Hobbit Incorrect Quotes #5

Teen!M/n: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship. Thorin: We’re not friends. Teen!M/n, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

[soralinklokidottirofmirkwood]

Imagine you (Thorin’s daughter) and Thorin running to each other after the battle of the fives armies.

Y/N running with Legolas.

Legolas: Thank you again for saving me Lady Oakenshield.

Y/N: *smiling* You’re welcome master elf but call me Y/N.

Legolas: *Smirks* Only if you call me Legolas.

Thorin: *running* Y/N! Y/N!

Y/N: *excited* ADAD!

Y/N and Thorin began running towards each other in slow motion.

Thorin: Y/N!

Y/N: ADAD!

Thorin: Y/N!

Y/N: DAD!

Thorin: Y/N! (Starts getting angry)

Y/N: Daddy?

Thorin: *angrily* Y/N!

Y/N starts running the other way.

Y/N: Oh Sauron Harlond Imladris Thranduil!!!

Thranduil: *Angry* I heard that Dwarfling.

Thorin: *chashing Y/N* PRINCESS Y/N OAKENSHIELD OF EREBOR! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY.

Y/N: AHHHH! HELP MEEE.

[theanonymousscop]

FANDOMS

MCU [not only the avengers]

Harry Potter [all generations]

Lord of the rings

The Hobbit

Teen Wolf

The Vampire diaries

The Originals

The Walking dead

Once upon a time

Stranger Things

The chilling adventures of Sabrina

Supernatural

Buffy the vampire slayer

Twilight

The Hunger Games

The Maze Runner

Bridgerton

Hansel & Gretel: witch hunters

The Chronicles of Narnia

I will write for all the listed fandoms (and for many more that i can’t recall). Requests open.

[defstan]

just hear me out:

same person

different font

[fanficsforfun]

If your fanfic doesn’t have warnings and summary, I will not read it.

The problem is that I cannot know what kind of content there is, if it's suitable for me and whether I even wanna read it in the first place or not. I bet I'm not the only one who thinks this way, so if you want to get more reads for your fics, include warnings and a summary! It's not that much trouble, for real. All you need to do is to write a few sentences about what happens in your story and tell if there is any sexual or violent content, the nature of it in (at least some level of) detail, and if there are any themes/content related to death, self-harm, intense fear or anxiety, mental disorders, trauma, drug use or substance abuse or hard language.

[redhoodswife]

Saw this post and thought I might try it myself. Here are some characters I think are me coded

[untilnextchapter]

Hi everyone!

I just wanted to simply thank you all.

This modest sideblog has reached the amazing number of 100+ followers.

THANK YOU!

I'm so happy you enjoy reading, as much as me, and discovering new stories and authors.

To thank you by giving you a new Masterlist, which fandom would you like to see?

I promise it will come out during early February (after I move to my new flat).

I wish you all a lovely day everyone!

Val 🌸

[oc-talk-and-shop]

Call me Rose 🥀 I decided to make this blog because I love making OCs and talking about them and wanted a place to share my lil thoughts about my creations. I also love hearing about other people's OCS so message me, submit an ask, or whatever. I don't bite 😊

I mostly fill in templates and am working on my writing skills so this will probably be templates and little head canons for awhile until I work up confidence to really share.

My fandoms that I can remember right off the top of my head are: Dragon Age, Marvel (MCU, Avengers, X-Men), DC (Batfam, Red Hood, Teen Titans), House of the Dragon & Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings & the Hobbit, Criminal Minds, Avatar the Last Airbender, Teen Wolf, Elder Scrolls (Oblivion, Skyrim, ESO), Baldur's Gate 3, Twilight, Supernatural, Peaky Blinders, Jurassic Park/World, Scream (the original movie), Inuyasha, Saints Row, The Vampire Diaries & The Originals, and if anyone knows what Underworld is (Vampires vs Werewolves movie series) please message me 🥺

[dreamerwithapen1]

Dreamer's OC Masterlist!

(This is a current, up to date list of alllllll of my OCs- both old and new- from plot bunnies to works in progress. If you ever have questions about any of them, please don't hesitate to ask!)

Harry Potter

Name: Zaria Adhafera Threlfall

FC: Adelaide Kane

Pairing: Fred Weasley

Era: Golden Trio

Fic: Mad For You (may change)

Name: Mavis Ophelia Threlfall

FC: Astrid Berges-Frisbey

Pairing: Garreth Weasley/Sebastian Sallow

Era: Hogwarts Legacy

Fic: TBD

Name: Beatrix Lily Potter

FC: Madison Davenport

Pairing: George Weasley

Era: Golden Trio

Fic: Bad Moon Rising

Name: Adelaide Kingsbury

FC: Danielle Campbell

Pairing: Draco Malfoy

Era: Golden Trio

Fic: Epiphany

Name: Ascella Vulpecula Black

FC: Anya Taylor-Joy

Pairing: James Potter or Remus Lupin

Era: Marauders

Fic: TBD

Name: Vulpecula Black

FC: Willa Fitzgerald

Pairing: Ominis Gaunt

Era: Hogwarts Legacy

Fic: TBD

Name: Esmerelda White

FC: Kiernan Shipka

Pairing: Remus Lupin

Era: Marauders

Fic: A Moment in Time

Name: Camilla Lila Larsson

FC: AnnaSophia Robb

Pairing: Sirius Black

Era: Marauders/Second Wizarding War

Fic: Seeking Your Heart (may change)

Name: Tisiphone Carrow

FC: Victoria Pedretti

Pairing: Sirius Black

Era: Riddle/Marauders/Second Wizarding War

Fic: Kairos

Name: Aurora Brielle Hawthorne

FC: Elizabeth Olsen

Pairing: James Potter

Era: Marauders

Fic: This Once and Always

Name: Briar Ruby Evans

FC: Danielle Rose Russell

Pairing: Regulus Black

Era: Marauders

Fic: Fates of Two

Star Wars

Name: Samara Rosek

FC: Lindsey Morgan

Pairing: Poe Dameron

Era: Sequels

Fic: The Rebel Child Series

Name: Evira Skywalker

FC: Ellie Bamber

Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Era: Prequels

Fic: Graveyard of Stars

Name: Lumina Tere

FC: Jessie Mei Li

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker

Era: Prequels

Fic: Beneath the Shattered Sky

Name: Maeve Bey

FC: Eiza Gonzalez

Pairing: Kylo Ren/Ben Solo

Era: Sequels

Fic: War of Hearts

Name: Aella Kenobi

FC: Alycia Debnam-Carey

Pairing: Poe Dameron

Era: Sequels

Fic: Legacy

Name: Furi Kilra

FC: Sophie Skelton

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker

Era: Prequels

Fic: Rewrite the Stars

Name: Atara Volante

FC: Jenna Coleman

Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Era: Prequels/Originals

Fic: The Beginning of the End

Name: Emberlynn Val

FC: Poppy Drayton

Pairing: Din Djarin

Era: Mandalorian

Fic: An Ember Among Ashes

Name: Chaska Rolfe

FC: Nadia Hilker

Pairing: Din Djarin

Era: Mandalorian

Fic: If Only For a Night

Game of Thrones

Name: Vysella Targaryen

FC: Bruna Marquezine

Pairing: Robb Stark

Fic: ‘Til Kingdom Come

Name: Cerelle Baratheon

FC: Jodie Comer

Pairing: Robb Stark

Fic: Golden Crown of Sorrow

Name: Lara Fayne

FC: Alycia Debnam-Carey

Pairing: Jon Snow

Fic: The Ice Does Not Forgive

Name: Sirenna Tully

FC: Clara Paget

Pairing: Jaime Lannister

Fic: Salt in the Sea

Name: Naerys Targaryen

FC: Alexandra Dowling

Pairing: Jaime Lannister or OC

Fic: When Fire Meets Fate

House of the Dragon

Name: Lysandra Targaryen

FC: Adelaide Kane

Pairing: Aegon II Targaryen

Fic: Violent Devotion

Name: Aelora Targaryen

FC: Georgia Hirst

Pairing: Edric Stark (OC)

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Aeron Targaryen

FC: Alexander Ludwig

Pairing: N/A

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Edric Stark

FC: Jordan Patrick Smith

Pairing: Aelora Targaryen (OC)

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Edith Hightower

FC: Charlotte Hope

Pairing: Daemon Targaryen

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Solaera Stark

FC: Freya Allan/Morfydd Clark

Pairing: N/A

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Eda Strong

FC: Georgie Henley

Pairing: Aemond Targaryen

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Vesta Targaryen

FC: Elle Fanning

Pairing: N/A

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Vaegon Targaryen

FC: Harry Gilby/TBD

Pairing: N/A

Fic: For the Realm

Name: Daella Targaryen

FC: TBD

Pairing: Harwin Strong

Fic: For the Realm

Stranger Things

Name: Lizzie Hopper

FC: Giorgia Whigham

Pairing: Steve Harrington

Fic: Cursed

Name: Heather Young

FC: Willa Fitzgerald

Pairing: Eddie Munson

Fic: Revenant

Name: Alice Fletcher

FC: Danielle Rose Russell

Pairing: Steve Harrington or OC

Fic: Hellbound

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Name: Amethyst Lewis

FC: Lily James

Pairing: Loki

Fic: All of Me

Name: Clara Drake

FC: Jamie Chung

Pairing: Bucky Barnes

Fic: Will to Live

Link: FFN

Name: Cressida

FC: Jodelle Ferland

Pairing: Peter Quill

Fic: Incandescent

Name: Ember Woods

FC: Alycia Debnam-Carey

Pairing: Matt Murdock

Fic: TBD

Name: Iskra Maximoff

FC: Emma Dumont

Pairing: Peter Parker

Fic: Viridian

Name: Tatiana Volkov

FC: Emeraude Toubia

Pairing: Sam Wilson

Fic: Per Ardua Ad Astra

Name: Marigold Thorne

FC: Caity Lotz

Pairing: Tony Stark

Fic: TBD

Shadowhunter Chronicles

Name: Violet Ashbourne

FC: Nina Doprev

Pairing: TBD

Fic: TBD

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Name: Morrigan

FC: Summer Fontana/Danielle Rose Russell

Pairing: Percy Jackson

Fic: Cruel Fate

The Last of Us

Name: Harlow Reyes

FC: Christian Serratos

Pairing: N/A

Fic: TBD

Name: Ruth Burns

FC: Dichen Lachman

Pairing: Joel Miller

Fic: TBD

Once Upon A Time

Name: Alouetta Bancroft

FC: Elizabeth Olsen

Pairing: Peter Pan

Fic: Wildest Dreams

Shadow and Bone

Name: Anastasiya Lenkov

FC: Emilia Clark

Pairing: Nikolai Lantsov

Fic: From the Ashes We Rise

Name: Katerina Zaitsev

FC: Ivana Baquero

Pairing: Nikolai or Mal

Fic: Threads of Life

Six of Crows

Name: Amara Desai

FC: Anya Chalotra

Pairing: Kaz Brekker

Fic: Of Sinners and Secrets

One Piece Live Action

Name: Belladonna Rose

FC: Sadie Soverall

Pairing: Roronoa Zoro

Fic: A Tangle of Thorns

Gen V

Name: Cordelia Dunlap

FC: Madison Iseman

Pairing: TBD

Fic: Momento Mori

The Vampire Diaries/The Originals

Name: Eden Gilbert

FC: Troian Bellisario

Pairing: Damon Salvatore

Fic: TBD

Name: Viola Reese

FC: Lily Collins

Pairing: Kol Mikaelson

Fic: Dangerously in Love

Teen Wolf

Name: Mirabel Mikaelson

FC: Sasha Pieterse

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski

Fic: Glory and Gore

Name: Rhea Argent

FC: Ksenia Solo

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski

Fic: The Hunter and the Hunted

Name: Loretta Martin

FC: Madelaine Petsch

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski

Fic: TBD

Supernatural

Name: Sapphira

FC: Britt Robertson

Pairing: Dean Winchester

Fic: TBD

The Hunger Games

Name: Venus Hart

FC: Abigail Cowen

Pairing: Finnick Odair or OC

Fic: Death Comes to Me Again

The Hobbit

Name: Faedra Orvir

FC: Jessica Green

Pairing: Thorin Oakenshield

Fic: The Great War

IT

Name: Wendy Miller

FC: Malina Weissman/Crystal Reed

Pairing: Stanley Uris

Fic: Daylight

Demon Slayer

Name: Akane

Pairing: Kyojuro Rengoku

Fic: TBD

Name: Kaida Fujihara

Pairing: Tanjiro Kamado

Fic: TBD

My Hero Academia

Name: Seiren Tahara

Pairing: Shota Aizawa

Fic: An Angel’s Cry

Link: FFN/AO3

Name: Kitiara Akiyama

Pairing: Shoto Todoroki

Fic: Porcelain, Ivory, Steel

Link: FFN

Name: Rai Suzuki

Pairing: Eijiro Kirishima

Fic: Red Moon

Link: FFN

Name: Mikazuki Fukuhara

Pairing: Mirio Togata

Fic: Light and Salvation

Name: Takara Nakahara

Pairing: Katsuki Bakugo

Fic: TBD

Name: Emica

Pairing: Keigo Takami

Fic: TBD

Fairy Tail

Name: Raven Cheney

Pairing: Natsu Dragneel

Fic: The Dying of the Light

Link: FFN/AO3

Name: Iris Riversong

Pairing: Laxus Dreyar

Fic: Though She Be But Little

Name: Riva

Pairing: Gajeel Redfox

Fic: TBD

Fruits Basket

Name: Mitsuki

Pairing: Kyo Sohma

Fic: TBD

Hunter x Hunter

Name: Illuru Zoldyck

Pairing: Kurapika

Fic: Shadow Puppet

Link: FFN/AO3

Tokyo Revengers

Name: Ryoko

Pairing: Manjiro Sano (Mikey)

Fic: TBD

Name: Yuki Ikeda

Pairing: Kazutora Hanemiya

Fic: TBD

Haikyu!!

Name: Annaisha Ito

Pairing: Toru Oikawa

Fic: The Only One That Mattered

Attack on Titan

Name: Kestrel Vail

Pairing: Levi Ackerman

Fic: My Vow to Keep

Name: Lily Byrne

Pairing: Reiner Braun

Fic: TBD

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Name: Kagome

Pairing: Zuko

Fic: Of Fire and Air

Name: Renatta Caparelli

Pairing: Zuko

Fic: The Point of No Return

[kingofvipers]

The Hobbit Incorrect Quotes #4

Teen!M/n: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Bard: Those are wanted posters!

[soralinklokidottirofmirkwood]

My little kitten: Yandere Dad Thranduil x teen neko reader part 4.

Age: 15 reader Chan is now a teenager a bit of a rebellious one.

Warning: graphics and YanDad Thranduil.

No one's POV:

You are shooting arrows alone in the woods after finally getting away from your guards unaware of multiple unblinking beady black eyes watching you from the shadows hungrily.

Your POV:

I cheered when I shot the target, it wasn’t a bullseye but at least I was making progress.

Looking up at the sky I saw it was noon “I better get home before Dad knows I snuck out of the palace and ditched my guards.” I said to myself while getting my arrows from the target when I heard hissing.

Looking around I assumed it was my guards trying to scare me to save themselves from Dad’s wrath “Nice try guys I know it’s you.” I said walking towards the shrubbery I heard the hissing from when the sounds of armored feet were heard “Princess Y/N, you can’t be running off like that, you’re father will have our heads if anything were to happen to you.” One of my guards said fearfully making me puzzled “Wait! It wasn’t you making that hissing?” I asked pointing to the area I was about to walk towards when a giant spider jumped out of the bushes “Get behind me princess Y/N.” Another guard said pulling me behind him as more spiders came out, scared I took out my bow and began shooting the spiders when I saw an arrow fly from nowhere.

Turning around I felt relieved but dread to see Dad on his elk with a bow in hand, some guards and shooting the last spider, he got off his elk and began walking towards me and the guards and scooped me up from the ground as if I was still a child “You three were supposed to be watching her.” He hissed angrily while examining me for injuries and holding me to his chest (could this get anymore humiliating?) “It’s not their fault Ada, I snuck out of the palace and ran off on my own!” I said knowing I would be in BIG trouble when we get home “We will discuss this when we get home.” Dad said walking towards the Elk and putting me on the giant bull then getting on behind me.

I can tell Dad was furious because he’s usually very calm when he’s dangerously angry “Y/N I’m not angry with you.” Dad said rubbing my ear “But I’ve set certain rules for a reason, and I expect them to be obeyed.” He said in a strict tone “So as punishment for disobeying me, you are to stay in the throne room or in my room whenever I’m in a meeting.” He said not looking at me “And I’ll be confiscating your bow.” He said taking my bow and giving it to one of the guards he brought with him then he took the reins with his arms on ether side of me so I wouldn’t fall then we began riding back home in awkward silence.

At the palace Thranduil’s POV:

Words cannot describe how furious I am with the useless guards that lost my daughter.

I gave them one thing to do and that’s watching my kitten but they have proven that they couldn’t watch her for 2 hours but it also seems like my kitten has developed her rebellious phase, something that I’ll immediately nip in the bud.

When we got back to the palace I told the guards to take Y/N to the healers while I deal with my daughter’s incompetent guards.

At the throne room still Thranduil’s POV:

I stand in front of the guards that didn’t do their job right, words couldn’t describe how furious I was as I paced back and forth in front of them “You three have been neglecting my daughter for the last time.” I said angrily “Even though that little freak isn’t really your daughter.” One of them whispered making me furious and the other two give him mortified looks “This will not happen ever again!” I said taking out my sword “As punishment I sentence you three to death.” I said angrily and raised my sword.

I glared down at the dead guards before me and called for other guards to take the bodies and another to take my blood coated sword to be cleaned then I went to my chambers to wash up and have my bloodied robes be burned.

After bathing and changing I was told that Y/N is in my chambers so I decided to head there.

When I entered I saw Y/N sitting on my bed with her ears and tail drooping, she no longer wore her training attire but instead she wore a forest green shirt with black leggings, a silver circlet on her head and she was barefooted.

Smiling at how adorable she looked I replaced it with a stern look and walked towards the bed “Y/N, you will be staying by my side from now on. I will be accompanying you to training as well, do you understand?” I asked gently rubbing her ears “Yes dad.” She said “Good.” I said kissing her head “My lord, your meeting with the Thane of the Shire is about to start.�� Meludir said “Thank you Meludir.” I said getting up “I have to go my kitten.” I said walking out of my room but not without grabbing the key “I expect you to behave yourself while I’m gone Y/N.” I said “Yes Dad!” She said as I closed the door, locked it and turned to Meludir “Watch my kitten, make sure she doesn’t leave this room until I return.” I whispered while handing him the key then I walked to my meeting with the Shire’s Thane.

[fandom]

Movies

Hi, Barbie.

Barbie

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Goncharov

Nimona

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Red, White, and Royal Blue

Lord of the Rings -3

Black Panther +24

The Addams Family

The Super Mario Bros. Movie -4

Knives Out

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

Oppenheimer

The Hunger Games

Avatar: The Way of Water

Guardians of the Galaxy

Shrek

The Little Mermaid +15

Scream -1

Top Gun: Maverick -1

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Everything Everywhere All At Once +7

Saw +14

Twilight -13

Wendell & Wild

Howl's Moving Castle -6

The Hobbit -3

Five Nights at Freddy's

Enola Holmes

My Policeman

Deadpool -8

How to Train Your Dragon +12

Beauty and the Beast +16

Avatar

Scream VI

Bottoms

Mean Girls +6

Megamind -4

Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar

Spirited Away -10

The Batman -38

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Venom -34

Les Misérables

Encanto -44

Iron Lung

Coraline

The Thing

John Wick

Strange Way of Life

Blue Beetle

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Legally Blonde

Frozen -14

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Ghosted

American Psycho -7

Princess Mononoke

Dune -49

The Princess Bride

Teen Wolf: The Movie

Star Wars: Episode III—Revenge of the Sith -21

Pacific Rim

Renfield

Shrek 2

Saw X

The Old Guard -29

Nope -47

Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse

Night at the Museum

Soul -26

The Mummy

The Nightmare Before Christmas

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

Hellraiser

The Lost Boys

The Marvels

Emesis Blue

The Shape of Water

The Menu

My Neighbor Totoro

Shazam -40

Sonic the Hedgehog -66

Pirates of the Caribbean -48

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Elemental

Lilo & Stitch

Fight Club

The Dark Knight

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

The Princess Diaries

The Incredibles

Halloween Ends

The Lorax

10 Things I Hate About You

Heathers

Kung Fu Panda

The Devil Wears Prada

Rise of the Guardians

Birds of Prey

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.

[shirefantasies]

Lord of the Rings Masterlist

(All works are x GN!Reader unless otherwise specified!)

☆ = Personal Favorite

ღ = Suggestive

꩜ = Humor

𖠋 = Parent AU

☮ = Platonic

Reactions/Scenarios

How The Fellowship Acts Around Their Crush

The Fellowship When Their Crush Cares For Their Wound ღ꩜

Napping With the Fellowship ☆

Calling the Fellowship Pretty

When You’re Naturally Physically Affectionate

When You Give Them Flowers ☆

Their Favorite Body Part of Yours ☆

When You Call Everyone Pet Names

When You’re On Your Period (F!Reader) ღ

What Type of Kisser is Each LoTR Character? ღ☆

Reaction to You Wanting Cuddles When Stressed

How They Confess to You ☆

With a People-Pleaser

Cold Hands, Warm Heart ☆

How Many Kids Do They Want? ☆𖠋

When You Have a Loyal Canine Companion

Things You Do Together ☆

Youngest Member is in a Courtship ☮

How the Fellowship Comforts You After a Nightmare ☆

The Fellowship Reacting to Your Fear of Heights

LoTR Characters + Physical Affection (Suggestive Version) ღ

Lotr Characters + Pregnant Reader (Wife!Reader) 𖠋

How the Fellowship of the Ring Treat You When You’re Shy

LoTR Characters Meeting Your First Child Together (Wife!Reader) ☆𖠋

How LoTR Characters Spend Your Birthday With You

LoTR Characters Finding Out You Were in an Abusive Relationship

Reacting to Their Flirty Jokester Crush

Seeing You Dressed Up For the First Time ☆

When They Accidentally Walk in on You Changing ꩜ღ

The Fellowship With Your Feline Companion

LoTR Characters + Buff Woman

One-Shots

Horse-Maid- Eomer x F!Reader

A Failure of Words- Haldir x GN!Reader ꩜

The Steel Lady of Imladris- Elrond x F!Elf!Reader

Sweet Spot- Boromir x GN!Reader ☆ ღ

Pie in the Sky- Pippin x F!Hobbit!Reader ☆

This Means War- Elrond x Wife!Reader (Drabble) ☆

The Weight of a Heart- Galadriel x F!Reader ☆

Hold Fast to Me- Legolas x Reader (Drabble)

Kissing Practice- Teen!Eowyn x F!Teen!Reader ☆

All the Pretty Things- Eowyn x F!Neurodivergent!Reader (Drabble) ☆

Safe Right Here- Faramir x F!Reader (Drabble)

Headcanons

Miscellaneous LoTR Headcanons

[minaturefics]

Watching, Wanting

A/N: Hello! (its been awhile) I just wanted to indulge in my love for Boromir (ft some faramir bc i love my brothers). Very vague plot if you squint. It's a bit spicy, but nothing explicit!

Reader gets sent out in a storm by Faramir and turns up at Minas Tirith soaked.

Boromir x Reader

Gender-neutral reader

Rated: TEEN

2.3k words

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The low hills of Emyn Arnen at your feet gave way to soft fields and in the distance the Anduin meandered through the landscape. There were dark clouds on the horizon, grey and heavy, and the faint earthy scent of coming rain was in the air. If you rode fast, you could make it to the city in a few hours, but judging by the clouds, you would be riding right into the storm anyway. You sighed and turned to Faramir. “Are you certain this is of such vital importance that I have to risk getting soaked to the bone?”

He nodded. “My brother requires these maps. I would have sent it with the trade carts this morning but it slipped my mind.”

“Rather uncharacteristic of you,” you muttered, raising your eyebrows at him.

He shrugged, an easy smile on his face. “My mind has been occupied of late. It is no easy feat, establishing a settlement.”

You softened at his words. Eowyn and Faramir had been working from dawn to dusk the past few weeks and the spring rains had been slowing construction and delaying the new workers and settlers journeying to Emyn Arnen. 

“Very well.” You tucked the long, flat wooden box into your pack and buckled the waxed canvas securely. “I’ll be off now.”

“Safe travels, my friend,” he grinned and waved.

You swung onto your horse and, with a flick of the reins, started off down the road. As the grass and trees sped by, your thoughts drifted to Boromir. 

You had become friends with Faramir first and, in the months Boromir had been away from Minas Tirith, you had helped coordinate the Ithilien Rangers from the city. Boromir had been civil to you when he returned, respectful of your battle and logistical strategies, but distant outside of the war rooms and planning councils. But something shifted one evening. 

It was one of the many victory dinners, a smaller, more intimate one for The Fellowship and close companions. The hobbits had pulled you into their game of roughhousing and somehow you had ended up sprawled on top of Boromir. He had been large and solid underneath you, his hands heavy on your waist. You looked up into his grey eyes and your breath caught in your throat. 

After that, it seemed as though his eyes were always on you. Across dinner tables, across courtyards, even, once, from across the throne room in full view of everyone.

You thought that with the end of the war, there would be no need for much contact between you and him, that all you would ever do is look, but Faramir had unofficially appointed you as a representative between the city and Emyn Arnen.

There had been so many afternoons spent with Boromir, shoulder to shoulder, pouring over maps and trade routes, so many nights spent eating across from each other in the low light of his private dining room. Yes, he was brave and proud and a fantastic tactician, but all that seemed to vanish when you saw him. 

Really saw him. 

Him with sleeves rolled up, exposing his strong forearms. His hair tied up, the pale column of his throat on full display. And those training breeches, somehow loose and tight at the same time… 

What would he look like sprawled on your bed? Eyes glazed and chest heaving, hair mussed and lips parted. His breath hot in your ear, his voice low and raspy.

Thunder clapped overhead and rain started to fall on your overheated skin. The drops were cool and refreshing and you tipped your face to the sky. 

How were you to spend another evening, another moment, in his presence? It was maddening, the way his eyes would blaze, the way he would draw close to you but never touch.

Why would he not act? It is true that you did not hold as high a standing as his family, but the brothers never seemed to care about such a thing. Even though that may be true, surely he understood that it was not as if you could do anything — it would be far more impertinent that you, of a lower standing, should be the first to move.

You shook your head and tightened your grip on the reins. You would ride back tonight to Emyn Arnen, even if you had to make the journey in the dark. It would be too much to spend another night near Boromir only separated by a few doors.

-

Boromir rushed down with the panicked servant who had burst into his study. What was his brother thinking? Sending you to Minas Tirith in the storm? He rounded the corner and found you shivering and dripping onto the polished marble. Someone had already taken your cloak and pack and you stood in your soaked clothes and saturated boots, clutching a wooden box. He swallowed at the sight of the fabric clinging to your form and strode towards you. 

“Riding in such a storm is madness. What was so urgent it could not wait until morning?” You shoved the box into his hands and he stared at it for a moment before shaking his head. “Come, let us get you warm and dry first.”

He led you to his rooms and sat you down before the fire. “You cannot stay in those clothes,” he said, handing you some towels and a blanket along with some of his spare clothes. “You will catch your death.”

“But, Boromir, it is not proper —”

“I do not care. I would rather some impropriety if the alternative is illness or death.” He turned around and faced the wall. “I will not look until you are sufficiently… dressed.”

For a moment, he thought you were about to protest some more until he heard the slick swish of your clothes. He could imagine you, peeling off your layers, bare skin tinged orange by the fire. Heat crept up his neck to his ears. By the gods, he needed to control himself. He squeezed his eyes shut and drew a ragged breath in. 

What sort of delightful torture was this? How many days had he spent beside you, close enough to breathe in your scent? How many nights had he spent staring at his bedroom door, willing you to walk through it?

He took a deep breath, trying to ignore the sound of your wet clothes hitting the floor. He had to be proper. A gentleman. A man of honour. He had to be mindful of his position and standing. Yes, his brother had appointed you various titles and responsibilities, but whatever they were, they were still ranked below his own title of Captain of Gondor.

He had heard too many stories of people being swayed and persuaded by the nobility — he would not allow you to feel obligated to reciprocate his own selfish desires simply because he was ranked higher than you were. 

There was the rustle of cloth, the whisper of cotton on skin, and he fought the images of you donning his clothes. Oh, how will he ever wear that tunic ever again and not think of you?

You were wonderful and smart and were filled with endless ideas for new laws and trade. But in his quiet moments, he wondered what you would feel like under his touch, wondered what sort of sounds you would make.

How would you say his name? In a whisper? A gasp?

In a cry of pleasure?

He spied the wooden box you had brought with you on the side table and shook his head. Damn Faramir for putting him in such a position! What could possibly be so important?

“I, um — I’m just going to look at what my brother sent. Do not be alarmed by my movement,” he said and heard you hum in assent.

With slow, measured steps, he made his way to the box and opened it.

“Faramir said you needed maps,” you muttered behind him.

There were maps indeed, but they were just the regular sort that anyone could buy at the market cartographer. He frowned, rifling through the parchment, and pulled out the envelope tucked in between the papers.

Brother, 

Forgive my deception, but I hope my interference will be forgiven. Aragorn has written to me saying he is on the verge of tearing his hair out at the sight of you two. Eowyn and I are not faring much better here in Emyn Arnen with the constant pacing and faraway looks my, our, friend has whenever they return from the city. 

I pray you spare all of us any more heated longing stares. 

Best of  luck,

Faramir

The nerve of his brother! To send you out in the storm simply for the purposes of… of… matchmaking! The paper crinkled in his grip and his eyes wandered down to the scrawl at the bottom.

P.S. I am not so foolish as to send them out in anything threatening. Spring storms may be chilly, but hardly dangerous. 

That mollified him little and he grumbled. 

“Is anything the matter?” you asked. “Were they damaged in the rain?”

“No, not at all. It is nothing. Simply my brother being… my brother.” 

He read the letter again. Pacing… faraway looks… heated stares… Was his brother implying…? No, that could not be, could it? But, then again, perhaps he did not imagine the way you would linger in the sitting room after dinner or how he would feel your eyes on him sometimes. Your expression was always unreadable, careful and controlled, that he could hardly be sure of what you felt for him. If you felt anything at all. 

And yet, Faramir’s letter…

Your bare feet shuffled on the stone. “You may turn around if you wish.”

He folded the letter away and replaced it along with the maps into the box. He turned and his stomach clenched at the sight of you.

You were bathed in the warm light of the fire, your skin aglow, incandescent in the dim light. His tunic was loose on you and the front ties of the collar were undone, revealing the skin of your chest. His eyes wandered down to the pile of wet clothes on the floor and he spotted, what were unmistakably, underthings, heaped on top. 

Heat flared low in his belly and he glanced away. 

You. Naked under his clothes. Valar help him. 

-

Boromir had that look in his eyes again, all aflame and intense, except he was directing it at one of the tapestries on the wall. You glanced down at the wet clothes at your feet. Well, he could not have reasonably expected you to keep your underthings on, could he?

He was still staring at the wall. His jaw was tense and his hands were clenched by his sides. You took a step forward and he stood straighter. His eyes cut to yours for a moment, smoldering with want, before they went back to the wall. He took a shuddering breath and you took another step. 

Perhaps if you couldn’t act, you could make him act first instead.

You fought a smile and walked to stand before him. You could smell him fully then, his familiar musk mingling with cedar from the scent he favoured.

“Boromir,” you whispered.

His eyes snapped to you and he swallowed.

“Boromir.” 

You tipped your head to the side and parted your lips.

“Boromir.”

He crashed his lips against yours, his hands coming up to cradle your face. He deepened the kiss, his chest rumbling in a low moan when your fingers curled into his shirt. He tasted like the bitter tea he favoured after dinner. His hand drifted down, skimming your waist before coming to rest on your hip. Your nails scraped at the nape of his neck and he groaned.

His body was warm, hot even. He pressed himself closer to you and you could feel him, hard, against you. Heat pooled in your stomach and you moaned his name. His hand slipped under the hem of your shirt and he pulled back for a moment. “Is this alright?”

You nodded and tipped your head back. “Don’t stop.”

“I’ve… wanted this… for weeks,” he said, kisses drifting towards your jaw. The delightful scratch of his beard was followed by soft, warm lips as he worked his way down your neck. “Wanted you.”

“You should have done something.”

He smiled against your skin. “I’m doing something now.”

His lips paused at the curve of your neck and shoulder, sucking for a moment, as his hand slid up your side, his touch gentle but demanding. Your fingers fumbled with the ties on his tunic and tugged on the fabric. He pulled it off and tossed it to the side and he stood flushed and grinning before you. You trailed your fingers down his solid chest, past his stomach, following the light dusting of hair down.

“Maddening man, you —”

There was a knock on the door and you yelped, startling away from him. 

“Who is it?” he asked, voice low and rough. He cleared his throat. “What is the matter?”

“Should we prepare a hot bath for your friend in the spare room?” The servant’s voice was muffled through the door.

His eyes darted to yours before a smirk spread across his face. “There is no need for that, thank you.”

There was the sound of retreating footsteps and you exhaled. Boromir let out a relieved chuckle and pulled you towards him. 

“Sending my warm bath away?” You threw a challenging look at him. “How ever will I get warm?”

“I can think of a great many ways.”

“Will I like any of them?”

“I think you will find that you’ll like all of them.”

He dipped his head, capturing your lips, and tugged you in the direction of his bedroom.

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I never realised just how quick things can head into a mature rating until I wrote this lmao. Not sure if I will ever write smut but well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (maybe)

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