#hmu babes <3

[solhunder]

Help!

In my quest to draw at least one thing a day, I've exhausted my creative brain cell and am without inspiration.

So, to fix this, I'm calling on all of you!

Send me a request for your own Little Baby Man!

You can be super specific or you can just send me a theme! Whatever you want to see in your LBM! Hmu! <3

[cajunroe]

do you still watch wrestling you haven’t posted lately

yeah lmao i just work like 16 hr days until may so i don't have time to lb or post that much anymore - but i'm always watching :)

[uzurakis]

heyy !! i was looking at your profile which is amazing btw and saw someone desperate like me for some kaiser content. maybe smth involving reader wearing his jersey and well… yk.. :33

“aah, someone’s been a thief,” kaiser teases, eyeing the jersey that fits snugly on you. the way the fabric drapes over your shoulders, slightly too big yet perfectly fitting; it’s like you’re carrying a piece of him with you, and it fills him with a sense of pride. “i was wondering where that went.”

during a break from practice, your boyfriend spots you and jogs over, his eyes widening as he notices the familiar jersey. a nasty smile forms on his lips as he approaches, clearly intrigued.

playing pretend, you feign innocence, glancing down at the jersey. “oh, this? i thought it was mine. it fits me perfectly, don’t you think?”

it does, it looks perfect on you. oh how much kaiser wants to say that. but no, there’s still one thing he needs to hold high; a man’s ego.

so, kaiser narrows his eyes playfully, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “nice try, but we both know that’s my jersey. or maybe you happen to be one of my fangirls that shop their favorite—“

“oh, shut up,” that cocky attitude of his is not getting anywhere under your watch. then you shrug, giving him a cheeky grin. “well, finders keepers. maybe you should have kept a better eye on your stuff.”

“ouch, you’re saying i’m messy person? that hurts, mein liebling,” he chuckles, one mirthless laugh falling in your ears. “why don’t you wear it tomorrow for the match?” kaiser suggests playfully. “that way, everyone knows you’re mine.”

you tilt your head, pretending to consider it. “hmm, i don’t know. there will be a lot of fans wearing jerseys with your name on them. even you could mistake me as one of your crazy fangirls. yuck.”

kaiser’s smirk fades, replaced by a mock pout. “but none of them are you,” he says, tone slightly possessive. “it’s different when you wear it. like, it’s special.”

still playing along, you raise an eyebrow. “oh, so now it’s special because i’m wearing it? maybe it’s just a really good jersey.”

he laughs at your remarks, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you closer. “mein liebling, seriously, seeing you in my jersey makes me feel… proud..?”

“because when you wear it, it’s a statement. it says you belong to me. and i like that.”

“i like what’s mine.”

you feel your cheeks heat up at his words. “well, maybe i’ll consider it,” you reply, trying to keep your cool. “maybe though.”

his grins broadens, clearly pleased with your response. “good girl. now, how about a kiss for luck?”

you laugh, “only because michael asked so nicely.” leaning in to give him a quick peck on the lips, you continue, “anything else you want, your highness?”

he wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you closer. “you better be in the front row tomorrow. front and center,” he murmurs against your lips. “i play better when i know you’re watching.”

you smile, but what if you still want to mess with him? “huuh, but i also haven’t said i’ll watch your—“

“don’t fucking care, you will watch me,” he says, pressing another kiss to your lips, shutting you up. “now, go cheer me on. i’ve got a game to win.”

n. i’m taking this way babes. we can also talk abt it if u wanna take it that way *winks aggressively* jus hmu as always <3 mwah ty for trusting me wit every kaiser piece here ahhsakksjs. also! tagging another kaiser lover @6gumi mwaaah xo

@uzurakis

[annies-ring]

jjk characters reacting to you big spooning them

notes: im finally back with a new post, hope no one has done this yet! hope y'all enjoy this post ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ ❤️ also please hmu anytime if you wanna chat!

characters: yuuji, nobara, megumi, gojo, sukuna (with gn!reader)

warnings: none! just fluff <3

yuuji:

-omg he loves it!!

-pulls you impossibly closer to him as you wrap your arms and legs around his!

-giggles a little and turns back to look at you with the CUTEST SMILE

-will pepper little kisses on your hands and arms

-probably the best moment of his life ngl

nobara:

-relaxes into your embrace

-will put her phone down and just enjoy the moment

-asks you questions like "are you okay babe?" to make sure you're feeling alright

-hugs you closer to her because she loves feeling your warmth ❤️

-awwww best girl <3

megumi:

-stiffens a little as he feels your arms and legs snaking around him

-also 'tsk's a little, and his face HEATS UP instantaneously

-tries to force himself to sleep

-but his heart is mad pounding in his chest LMFAOOO

-he falls asleep within the next 2 minutes btw

gojo:

-turns around and raises one eyebrow at you like the rock meme

-"hey, that's my role you're playing" he says as he sighs and relaxes in your embrace

-he enjoys it so much and tells you when he wakes up the next morning when he thinks you're sleeping

-but SIKE! YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING

-jumped up and caught him red handed and bro just looked embarrassed asf

sukuna:

-💀

-"what are you trying to do, love?" he says in that smooth voice of his (mmmmmmm 😋)

-he kinda likes it tho, but he'll only allow this once (he's lying)

-when you're asleep, he turns around to face you and admires your cute sleeping form, your tiny arms wrapping around his huge shoulders

-smiles because he loves seeing you like this <3

[ukiyowi]

December Snapshot 🌷

Note: Happy December Babes!! A small glimpse into what you're December will be like 💞 if you like it please reblog, it really helps and if you want a paid reading hmu! It's all 30% off all December! And if you book before 5th December it'll be 40% off!!

Read left to right 1/2 then 3/4 🌸

Masterlist || Paid Readings || Tip 🍯

🍯 Pile 1

Okay so your December is going to start off very well but you may have some bumps in the road, lets talk about that. You will see your finances improve in December and will find yourself in a position where you are able to help not only yourself but possibly family members and friends who need monetary help as well, you may also get a raise or a promotion or a boss/person in authority under whom you work could put in a few good words for you to the higher ups leading to you getting more opportunities.

This December is all about reaping what you have already sowed and worked hard for. You will find yourself being a great communicator and in harmony in your interpersonal relationships, especially romantic ones, if you do not have someone already, a potential romantic partner may be entering or has entered your life who will be pursuing you, this person could possibly have strong Aries/fire energy and be someone who has a very infectious laugh and possibly freckles as well, they could be very outgoing.

Now onto the bumps, so December is going to do for you which you have not done for yourself so far, very cleaning much in the spirit of cleaning your energy and weeding out people you do not need or who do not have your best interest at heart. You may have been ignoring the flaws in certain relationships not wanting them to fall apart, as well as ignoring a certain opportunity you may be too scared to take, this is related to music or art heavily, and this December the universe will kinda thrust these things upon you and you may find yourself as well as certain people around you heartbroken nearing the end of this month as you prepare for the new year.

🍯 Pile 2

Hello pile 2, a lot of soul-searching comes your way this December, you will be trying to bring back the spark you think you have lost over the years because you have grown up, but people will not make this easy for you trust me. There may be people around you who discourage you to do certain things by either making fun of you/teasing you for it or claiming you are too grown to do it but try not to pay any mind to them as these activities, maybe watching old cartoons or colouring could lead to you connecting with your inner spirit and finding inspiration taking you out of ruts both in a creative sense and also with regard to clarity about what you want to do in life.

You have a youthful spirit, where you are not afraid of starting over and December is going to test you on that, you will be called to keep patient in the face of adversity and change courses because of missed chances or I am getting missed flights for some of you which could be related to some trip being cancelled and you could end up having a hitch in your finances where you may have to control your spending this month to maintain balance by maybe living below your means.

You could also end up having an argument with someone with masculine and earthy energy, particularly someone who may have prominent Capricorn in their chart regarding romantic relationships and commitment, this person may want you to start taking responsibility and committing to not only people but also things and could imply that time is ticking for you and that not making any decisions is not better than making bad decisions or mistakes. They could be a mentor figure or a family member.

🍯 Pile 3

To start off, there is going to be a lot of introspection for you this month, you may feel like nothing's going your way or that nothing is going in general, the amount of stagnation could lead you to feel like whatever you are doing is wrong and could really frustrate you. However, because your financial stability this month is going to be off the charts, you will keep doing what you are doing and build a lot of relationships around you with people who could help you enhance it even further.

You will find yourself getting lucky financially and experience accomplishments that you are already expecting, to be honest, which is why you could feel stagnant even after this.

The reason you may be introspecting this month could be to do with you wanting quietude from the hustle and bustle of the grind life and rethink if this is what you really want. You could question your lifestyle maybe you are someone who is in the middle of city life and have a job or school/college life that is very hectic and you may have a chance to get away from it for a bit and you have to make the choice to either go with the flow or challenge the universe and decide you prefer things the way they are.

December will bring about situations especially career wise where you will need to be willing to let go of preconceived notions and switch perspectives that you do not NEED to constantly grind to get what you want because you will get it due to you deserving it and having the skills to accomplish it. This month will be closing out by you finding yourself confused about these things and trying to make up your mind, this could lead to you hesitating to confront the cracks that may have been forming in your life ideologically rather than materially.

🍯 Pile 4

Oh, Pile 4 this month you will be stepping into your power! Deserved! This could be after a long while of contemplation regarding if you deserve it, but then realising you would not have gotten the opportunities if you did not. You will be working alongside possibly an older person who will teach you how to embody the traits of a leader, being strict yet understanding and building relationships with your peers where you do not feel like you are overshadowing them, which could be a concern of yours.

This month will require you to do a lot of learning, from skills to adopting new ideas and how to be adaptable, being able to communicate effectively and clearly with a wide range of people you will really find yourself in a better place careerwise than you may have in the past months. You will be grabbing all the opportunities you will get to strengthen your relationships with people and go after opportunities ranging from jobs and school to getting something you may have wanted for a while like a bag or a car. You will be very lucky and "right place, right time" could be a strong statement for this month for you.

However, because of all of this and the changing tides, you being new to these things you could feel anxious and overwhelmed by all the responsibilities. Although you would be able to complete them and keep up with them, you could start questioning yourself again, this self-doubt could lead to maybe hitting a tiny bump in the road where you could fumble something moderately important, but this would just make you more determined to trust yourself going forward. You will also take time to relax and rejuvenate this month, and could start meditating! And if not, it would be advisable to because it helps a lot (speaking from personal experience).

Do not plagiarise, copy or reword this is all my work, all rights reserved to Ukiyowi

[wonryllis]

、ㅤ🪷 ⋆ ࣪ 午 MY LOVES (MOOTiEs) ᵎᵎ ✶ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 so srry for the tag.

THERE'S NO SPECIFIC ORDER,, IF I MISSED SOMEONE IM SO SORRY IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL JUST PLS LMK ASAP ILL ADD YOU!!

@jaesvelvet ( cha ) my soft corner, love her so much and miss her so damn much all the time talking to her is healing

@seungstarss ( sei ) my first ever fan turned bestie :( miss you babes,, i literally survived half my time of tumblr becuz of her

@maiverie ( mai ) the humour goddess, fics are top tier plots filled with crack you never gonna find another like her, my second bestie <3

@luvhyun3 ( kana ) my love who is almost never on here anymore but i still love her, we're in long distance atm pls understand.

@hoes4hoseok ( piper ) her brain, brains so hard, the creativity is off the charts and so underrated like people are blind if you don't know her.

@ctrlemis ( art ) bestie who's perhaps as crazy as me if not more, we had a super talking stage but our situationship is kinda off rn :( miss you

@jangwonie ( fae ) she's my baby don't touch her. a pretty little sweetie angel, so caring, mwah :3

@nyukyujs ( kya ) the sweetest purest person ever like the most beautiful angel inside out! taught me so much about spreading love and positivity

@heecyon ( bee ) she's my wife, i love her a lot but we haven't been talking for a long while now, if you see this beebee i miss you a lot let's catch up wyf.

@koishua ( vienna ) didn't talk a lot but i love loved her works, it was everything, sad she left but it's a part of life.

@boyfhee ( caelin ) the reincarnate of shakespeare? hello? and so sweet and humble too a literal babe. period.

@www-jungwon ( elena ) another one i haven't gotten dirt on yet,, soon though. she's my high achiever mate who writes cute masterpieces

@okwonyo ( jiah/bambi ) always sending suspicious anon asks +_+ and making it so obvious omg she's an amateur baby

@eeunoia ( psyche ) the prettiest sunghoon girlie of all time, the most talented, and lastly my idol that's i'll never roast or dig up dirt on ☆‿⁠☆

@leaderwon ( luna ) another baby of mine that i absolutely need to protect. she be so me can't let her end up like me damn.

@tyunni ( may ) we not that close but i love her account and i love her works and i love her vibes so bingo! riki to my won.

@jjunae ( kae ) hold on for a little im busy finding pick up lines for this gorgeous right here,, let my rizz not fail

@stariekis ( uri ) an angel who showed up one day and took me to her hometown where i found out i was the lost angel from their village. oh.

@lheebra ( dani ) my dear little love who will always have VIP passes to my blog. a sweetpie with limitless talents!

@isoobie ( ri ) she's a student of how to do it like yeonie school and lemme tell you, she's an ace already aimming for the top spot, beware.

@fakeuwus ( nic ) uwu uwu uwuuuu uwuu uwu uwuwu uwu uwu uwuwuu (she's my uwu who understands my uwu language, my uwu soulmate)

@lilyuwon ( yev ) one of the first persons i talked to on this blog, and im so glad we still do, love interacting with her and absolute lovely being!

@ms-no1kpopstan ( mickie ) cutiepie who's such a sweetpea, haven't been talking for long but she's really nice and supportive, adore her :3

@theyluvvaubery ( ? ) haven't been able to interact or talk much but she's a sweetie!!

@sainns ( anna ) my fellow sunghoon hoe keeper, we are protecting him from the locals who always ask for him. we gatekeep and share!

@stwrjvke ( ash ) she boops as much as she loves and guess what she booped me infinite so.. i bewitched her at my annual royal ball.

hmu if you wanna be mutuals/frnds im always up for it!

MUTUALS I HAVEN'T TALKED TO BUT WOULD LOVE TO!

@sjyuns

@kareyuns

୨ৎ . . 𝓂o𝐨𝐭 𝓰a𝗺𝗲s ᵎᵎ

moots in prompt generator with bias and i rate them.

moots as tropes assigned with any idol.

moots as kpop idols they'd be.

moots as songs, webtoons and who'd be travel buddy + sibling vibes

moots as favorite drinks.

moots as kpop songs.

moots on the level of delulu-ness.

moots in winx club.

moots as tropes they suit. (2)

moots as kpop idols i see them as. (2)

[heavenlytouches]

Loved by a real man

⋆˚✿˖°

Just thought of this small drabble. I can't kick Wolverine out of my head and something about screams HE LOVES LIKE A MAN!

Just stay with my babes

El <3

To be loved by a REAL man is to appreciate and be appreciated. The kind of love in which you find comfort and calm in each other. You can remain silent and simply enjoy their warmth, sweet aroma, and calm heartbeat, which will lull you both to sleep.

To be loved by a REAL man, to comfort and be comforted. His head rests on your breast, gently rising and falling with each breath you take. Every time he says "I love you," you get small warm goosebumps down your spine.

Simply the purest and warmest form of love. Smiling at each other, dancing in the rain, and spending peaceful evenings thereafter. Caring for each other is the purest form of love, knowing he is your other half.

To be loved by a REAL man

I was thinking to write something like this about Logan(Wolverine) for a looong time. He's really underrated and we need more fics about him. HMU if you'd like to see something like that!

El <3

(all images were made by: El via canva & paint)

[potionio]

Hiya!

My name is Omen, my pronouns are they/them and I’m 23. This is not my first simblr kind of, but its the first one I’m going to try and actually upload things to. I’ve been lurking for literal years, I’ve been playing the sims since I was a wee babe and now I finally dared to do something. I speak Swedish & English, so feel free to hit me w either!

❥ Maxis Match mainly, hints of alpha occasionally.  ❥ Mix of building random houses I see photos of, Legacy & Gameplay stuff. I enjoy storytelling p much! ❥ Currently on the hunt for a new legacy challenge to start. ❥ Won’t probably post any of it ever but also avid sims 3 player (rip sims 2 for not working on my computer).

I’m also super open for chatting, like seriously hmu whenever. I love getting to meet new people and want to follow so many people so if you’re also a simblr (esp a new one hello!) please like/reblog this and I’ll follow you!

[kairiscorner]

HII CAN I REQUEST NOIR X FILIPINO READER

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES PO MAHAL KONG ANON <333 i'll make this like the previous x filipino readers, but if you babes want, i could even try making a whole ass fic about it :DD

(btw this'll be in the same time period as noir, 1930's, so if you want modern hcs too just hmu <3)

okokok now, hear me out...

he wears barong tagalogs more often around you. like, okay, if we're talking about 1930's philippines, i think he'd FUCKING DIE OF HEATSTROKE IN THAT DARK OVERCOAT AND FEDORA MATCHUP OK, he wears barong tagalogs instead bc they're light, airier, and ofc, to respect your culture :>

he was surprised to hear how well the people speak english, bc if i remember correctly, a lot of filipinos were taught how to speak english before tagalog, even in that time period. if you weren't that well-versed in english, NO PROBLEM, HE WOULD GLADLY SPEND HOURS OF HIS TIME READING, WRITING, AND LISTENING TO, AND PRACTICING TAGALOG AND/OR YOUR LOCAL DIALECT FOR YOU <333

he was a little iffy about the foods at first, like specifically dinuguan when he heard it was from pig's blood, but he came to like the colorfulness of filipino dishes and how good they really are the moment he tried them.

why do i think his favorites would be BOTH sinigang AND adobo? like if he was asked which one he liked better, he'd just go silent and say, "...well neither are purple so i think both are good options," LIKE HE DON'T BELIEVE IN FEUDING OVER THEM, BOTH ARE GOOD AS FUCK

oh and when he courts you............ WHEN HE COURTS YOUUUUU, he fr going up to the nearest manong and asking how to play a simple love song as he sneaks glances at you by your window, gazing out but not at him, the blush creeping up on his cheeks and up to the tips of his ears, LIKEEEEE

he'd spend days practicing how to harana you, HE'D HIRE A WHOLE ASS BAND FOR YOU IF YOU WANTED A GRAND, BIG GESTURE OF LOVE, but even on his own, he is AMAZING at singing and playing the guitar (you cannot take this headcanon away from me, he can play.)

and when the carinosa comes on at a party or a gathering you two are at, HE WASTES NO TIME IN EXTENDING HIS HAND TOWARDS YOU AND ASKING YOU IF YOU WANNA DANCE

"aking pinakaminamahal... maari bang isayaw kita ngayong gabi?" (shit sana tama grammar ko SORRY PERO YOU GET IT)

AND WHEN HE'S MOVING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOU BUT NOT HOLDING YOU YET DURING THE DANCE, HIS SMILE GETS WIDER, YOU NOTICE HE HAS DIMPLESSS

the way the corners of his lips curls when he smiles as he sneaks glances at you, wishing he could hold you as he courts you through dance, the way he blushes and how his eyes shine when he stares into yours, THE DORKY CHUCKLES HE LETS OUT AS HE WATCHES YOU TEASE HIM WITH THE FAN MOVEMENTS >>>>>

then afterwards, he takes you in his arms, holds you close, and asks you, "ano, mahal, ayos ba?" he asks with a slight accent as he blushes a bright red, hoping to kiss you right here, right now, to declare to your family and friends how much he loves you and wants to be yours

a/n: tangina binalikan ko pa mga carinosa steps BWHAHAAHA PERO KICKING MY FEET, GIGGLING, TWIRLING MY HAIR, SCREAMING I LOVE HIM <333

tags !! @thecoolerdor

[gublersg1rl]

pookie wookie dookie what if i said i really want to be your friend or mutual or whatever but im actually really afraid to ask and even if u do respond to this i likely will still be afraid to ask.

your just really cool and i feel like we’d get along in a not creepy way cause that sounded a little creepy

THIS IS NOT CREEPY AT ALL!!!!! plssss hmu so i can follow you!!!! i would love to be mutuals with you babe!!!! i am quite literally the biggest loser ever and have like 3 mutuals i talk to so PLS! i need more and i would love to be bffs with you because you’re so right we would get along so well! so basically ummmm message me as soon as you read this bcuz this is so sweet don’t be afraid im a really kind person i swear :D

[hungharrington]

i’m still currently writing part two of a little less conversation, a little more action please! (and looking for titles for part two lol hmu if u have any) and i haven’t written anything beyond the build up and a thought occurred to me & i would to know the vibes from the girlies (gn) <3

r is still gonna have to get over the mental block of sex any way but if there’s any babes out there that are very not into penetration and want to see that in a smut fic, let me know!!

my askbox is also open if there’s another option you’d like to maybe see that i haven’t considered :D

[invisiblequeen]

For Anyone's Bachelor/ette Challenge: Three BC Hopefuls

1. Adriano Halter

Age: Young Adult

Pronouns: He/Him

Orientation: Pansexual

Age: Young Adult

Aspiration: Fun Bucket List

Traits: Values Traditions, Seducer, Clubber

Bio: Adriano, nicknamed "A.D." as a kid, has really taken to the party life in Windenburg. Having thrown the best house parties he could in High School, he knows a thing or two about keeping the people entertained. It wasn't until he visited the Ancient Ruins that he learned just how next-level a night party could be. As an adult, he works at the Narwhal Arms, taking notes and making improvements where he can, because his dream (besides making a big-ass bucket list and crossing everything off in the first ten years) is to run his own nightclub...and have a hot babe on his arm while he does it.

2. Miki Burks

Age: Young Adult

Pronouns: She/Her

Orientation: Bisexual

Aspiration: City Native

Traits: Goofball, Language Savant, Ambitious

Bio: Miki lived in the city for all of five years. FIVE YEARS. Before her parents decided it was better to move to Willow's Creek for the school program. Which was fine. Family-friendly neighborhoods are always gonna beat out the heady lifestyle of the city. But the more she'd read about the goings-on of San Myshuno, the more she wished she was back there. So she saved up every little simoleon she could, from allowances AND part-time jobs, so she could gift herself a one-way ticket back to her hometown. Her apartment is small, and the streets are smelly, but she's never felt more at home. Miki is determined to enjoy every aspect of City Life, and she wants a partner who is just as into it as she is.

3. Musa Orlow

Age: Young Adult

Pronouns: He/Him

Orientation: Bisexual

Aspiration: Extreme Sports Enthusiast

Traits: Loves Outdoors, Cheerful, Adventurous

Bio: As a child in Copperdale, Musa floated through school with decent grades, decent friends, and a decent homelife. Everything was decent. Everything was SAFE. But that's not what he wants anymore. He wants excitement. He wants danger. He wants to climb to the top of Mt. Komorebi and 2 Step for the Satellite in space! He's a thrill-seeking, fun-loving, risk-taking babe who's looking for a special someone to take these crazy rides with him.

Whoever is coming up with a BC soon, if any of these hopefuls interest you, HMU and I'll prepare the download link. :)

[yuubaehachi]

In my Tezuka isolationist era rn. Jungle Emperor Leo was fucking wild I was not expecting alla dat. But, the 09 reboot was pretty good Leo and Kenichi frolicking in the jungle forever and ever <3. As for Phoenix I only read Sun so far for obvious reasons but can't wait to read the rest and watch the anime. I fucking love Inugami so so much he is my bestie my babe my everything. Finally just watched Unico and going to watch the other two Unico films and I'm excited as fuck. I wish Tezuka wouldve just gone full furry like was in his heart but it's okay we carry the torch. BTW if anyone knows where I can read Team Pheonix online so I can thirst over furry wrestler Leo hmu I am dying for it. Also interested to know more about Tezuka himself and what others think of him as a person.

[bitchybylershipper]

new pinned post ig

hello my name is will🍃 i use he/it/void and also i am Twirly_Shark_Guy on ao3

i really enjoy stranger things (mostly byler), brooklyn nine-nine, community, good omens, i am not okay with this, we are lady parts and the good place, and ALSOOO the haunting of hill house and the haunting of bly manor (*sobs*)

mike wheeler is somehow my son, and also me at the same time we are one and the same and i will defend him until i die

my favorite music artists are noahfinnce, taylor swift, noah kahan, conan gray, rainbow kitten surprise, phoboe bridgers, boygenuis, chappell roan, bon jovi, aaaaaand billie eilish

my special interest is sharks but i also just really love anything to do with marine biology and just science in general!!! i loooooove the periodic table and some of my favorite documentaries are most extreme sharks and most wanted sharks on disney+ and my octopus teacher on netflix :)

i am a Reader so if yall ever want book recs or want to give me book recs hmu please

i call everyone babe or bud (both of which are gender neutral To Me) but if you dont like it just ask me to stop <3

OH YEAH also i am aromantic and asexual however i do have two queer platonic partners which is awesome i absolutely reccomend 👍

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

some userboxes under the cut

:D

[themaraudershavethephonebox]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals

Thank youu @florenceafternoon for the tag <<33

1. Are you named after anyone? I'm not actually sure where my name came from, just that it's French (Chelle is a nickname) and I've got some french heritage like 200 years back or something, but my middle name is my grandmother's name.

2. When was the last time you cried? Like two hours ago rewatching the twilight series (Seth's not-death will always make me so sad) - or my last proper cry was yesterday watching Space Babies (Thanks RTD)

3. Do you have kids? HA No.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes, but not so much online, I find I'm way more sweet and flowery on here.

5. What sports do you play/have you played? Netball for nearly 10 years, tee-ball when I was a kid, and I played futsal for a spell when I was in year 5

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Their teeth (it's terrible I hate it) and how they engage in conversation - if they cut others off or ask questions etc.

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings all the way, I love a good brain off viewing and a cry.

8. Any special talents? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can do weird bodily things that alot of people are supposed to not be able to like unfocusing my eyes and thunder ears, hyperextending my thumbs etc etc.

9. Where were you born? About 4ks from where I currently live (which is sad to think about if you ask me)

10. What are your hobbies? Knitting, crocheting, yapping, thinking about writing, buying books I will likely not read.

11. Do you have any pets? I've recently adopted a stray and her kittens (only 1 left bc I've rehomed the other 2 this week) and she has another litter on the way. (If anyone wants a cat HMU)

12. All-time favourite piece of media? I am just a simple woman - Pride and Prejudice 2005

13. Fave subject in school? Legal studies - it's like listening to a true crime podcast but you're talking to other people instead of yourself.

14. Dream job? Trophy wife? Deity? No job at all? Or at least anything where I'm not on my feet 40 hours a week talking to the most ignorant people in Sydney and worrying about being assaulted by teenage girls lmao

15. Eye colour? My best friend once described it as hazel that turns more green in the sun, with specs of gold and honey through and honestly at that moment I wondered if he had been reading James Potter fanfiction bc how many times have we all read that description?

Tagging @apalapucian @annabtg @nena-96 @starlingflight @petals2fish @emeralddoeadeer @charmsandtealeaves @jfleamont

And open tag bc while I do have 15 mutuals that is A LOT of tagging babes x

[god-has-entered-my-body]

i dislike your writing style. You're too repetitive and i've been scrolling through your blog and you seem really stuck up at times. Might be why people send you hate, and flirtig with people like that is weird and gross frankly, please keep it in dms and leave the madlena thing alone it's not cute

hi lena just here debunking this loser;

1) Your writing is never repetitive, and it continually makes everyone on 75blr FERAL. including me, I've had to scream into multiple pillows whilst reading bc you're too good.

2) You're not "stuck up". You're just hot, and you know it... is that a crime??? if so, LOCK LENA UP!!! SHES FIT GET OVER IT!!!

3) you should actually be flirting with more people bc as mentioned in point 2, you're hot as fuck.

4) Don't keep it in the dms, I wanna see the madslena wedding pls!!!

5) anon just because you don't know what the touch of a woman feels like doesn't mean other people don't. get fucked (literally and metaphorically, maybe it would mellow you the fuck out)

anyway, I love you lena, and whenever you and mads need a third hmu <3

i've screenshotted this with my eyes ACE YOU'RE A LEGENDDDDD oh my god this is the best thing anyone's ever told me like. i genuinely cannot do this amount of kindness all at once.

i will NEVER get the stuck up thing ever like WHEN have i ever been egotistical or stuck up or whatever like HUH

also not me kicking my feet tumblr user ughgoaway thinks im fit i reckon ive won at life now omg.

Oh and ill send you an invite to rsvp to our inevitable and insanely hot threesome in the next few days xx

love you babe, keep well <3