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[a-ladyman-in-waiting]

A Ladyman in Waiting (2)

Chapter 2

A story in the works

When we last left off, a fellow named Brendon had led an uneventful life.

bOrING

Let’s change that shall we?

Chapter 2

I…I woke up to a terrifying void…

Pitch black everywhere…

I tried blinking my eyes and nothing changed.

I tried again and still nothing changed.

I sat up immediately expecting to wake up, only to be met with a bright light.

“ACK!!” I yelped, flinching with my eyes shut.

My eyes are so sensitive to light that I needed prescription shades (aka sunglasses) to walk around outside. I can’t handle regular sunlight.

It took me a while to readjust my eyes before I opened them again.

And once I did, I saw…grass…glowing blue grass.

I think it was blue, blue-green.

I was looking down at the grass and then as I looked up, I saw a colosseum, like right ahead of me.

‘I could get there within like five minutes.’

I stared at it for moments and the only words that came out of my mouth were, “Holy damn.”

I got up and trekked across the glowing fields, heading straight for the humongous ruins.

“No way, it’s a real colosseum. I’ve always wanted to see one. I’ve only seen pictures of these.”

As I got closer, I began to see more features of the ruins, such as the piles of stone

around the building, the empty rooms that were shrouded in darkness, and the fact the entrance was on the left.

I walked over the piles of stone to get to the entrance…and when I peeked inside…I saw a dragon.

I instinctively hid behind the wall.

‘Holy shit’, I thought to myself, ‘That’s a real dragon. No way.’

I peeked again…there it was.

It was lying down in the middle of the whole ruin, illuminated by some kind of yellow-ish light? Or was it a natural light?

‘Seriously, the grass was blue-green, how is it shining in natural light?’ I thought to myself.

Excuse me

“HOLY JESUS SHIT.” I blurted out. “Sorry Lord.”

Oh…you must be religious.

“Not that religious! I’m NOT a preacher.” I retorted.

Hmm…would you like to come in?

“Sure.” I answer.

I walked into the colosseum, the dragon, who was pearly white with black eyes, held their head high.

Suddenly, my stomach was infested with butterflies, I kept my head forward while my eyes darted around trying hard not to ogle at them. I swear that I could feel their eyes on me.

‘Last time I checked, they had a fe-’

I suddenly trip on a crack on the ground.

‘MMMMMMMmmmmm’ I screamed internally.

I spent the last 6 seconds shuffling up to the dragon…god I’m such a nervous wreck.

Are you alright?

“No…” I muttered.

Well, if it’s alright, may we see each other eye to eye?

“…sure…” I muttered again.

‘ realized that I had been staring away from the dragon…

‘Aaaayyynooo….’ I internally moaned in regret.

‘Ok…just a peek…’ I thought to myself.

I took a deep breath before I turned around to faaaacee…

‘Ther-they’re…they’re gorgeous…’

‘I feel like shriveling up…I embarrassed myself in front of a gorgeous dragon…’

Well, that’s a first.

‘Yea…it iiiii…wait hold on…I…I…I can’t believe I’m drawing blanks at a time like this…’

It’s alright, you can do this.

‘I-I-I…have met…a pearly white dragon…who can…read my mind?’

Correct.

I began to internally groan/scream while holding my head…I really messed up…

Would you like a moment?

“...yes…” I squeaked.

The embarrassment lingered on for moments before I was able to collect myself and ask about them.

“Ok..I’m ready…” I said, trying to keep my tone of voice from going too loud or quiet.

Splendid.

The dragon sat up in a regal pose while keeping their gaze onto me.

I am the Dragon of Dreams, a guardian of the ethereal, I’m one of many who can grant your one wish.

“Holy damn…” I said.

Holy damn indeed. Now I have a rule for what you ask of me…

“Ok, what rule is it?” I asked.

Be honest, if your wish does align with your heart, then you must forfeit that wish…you only get one chance.

“Ok…gotcha…” I uttered.

‘Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I know exactly what I want to wish for…but I really think that she’ll decline…even worse be offended.’

‘Wait…she can read my mind…so basically whatever I’m feeling and thinking must match with what I choose to say.’

‘Oh lord. Oh lord…’

‘Let me take a deep breath…I think…I think…I’m gonna do it…If she didn’t mind me making a fool out of myself…then I can try…NO.’

‘I’m gonna blurt it out…ok…here goes something’

“I wish TO BE A SEXY DRAGON GIRL WITH A SEXY OUTFIT…”

The dragon looked at me…

Astonished…

That’s…an unique wish…

I honestly feel like shriveling up.

You wish to become a hybrid…with one of our own and yourself?

“Say what?” I asked with butterflies filling my stomach.

Yes, a hybrid species with an illustrious human body. You gave me an answer where you didn’t fight your true feelings.

“Oh! Yes. A sexy dragon lady with sexy clothes…just like the one in my drawings…” I voiced with embarrassment.

At least you have an idea of your appearance.

“Hah…”

Let us continue,

“Ok”

For this grandiose wish, you’ll need to harbor a Dream Dragon Soul, one of my own more or less.

“Oh dear lord.” I groaned.

Indeed. No mere mortal can withstand their power alone.

So we must establish your limits:

“Ok, so what are they?”

One, you must stay within the light of the moon until you can survive the breath of the sun.

“So I become a complete night owl…oh shit.”

Hmph, most people assume they’ll become vampires. We are not unholy beings.

Two, your pendant harbors two souls, a dragon soul and yours, removing the pendant will kill you.

“Oh Shit. Oh Fuck.”

I understand your worries, many of my own had theirs ripped out.

“Oh God.”

Three, your main abilities are tied to your personality and will awaken from your habits. However, to learn a new spell or skill…you must practice.

“Gotcha.”

The dragon flinched at the comment.

“Sorry...wait...why did you—”

Moving on,

“Oh o-“

Third, your powers are rooted in your personality.

“Ohh…Kay…How do I unlock them?”

They’ll awaken through your habits.

“…huh…”

‘Wait…how do they activate using my habits, I mean, I repeat myself. But what can repeating myself really do for me?’

I try to rationalize it…only to end up confusing my brain.

To end up thinking about nothing.

Like my brain was wiped clean.

While I was in the middle of undergoing a brain malfunction, the dragon began to monologue.

Oh dear, that’s…a new case…could…they be…they can’t be…maybe…

I have met many people throughout my life…

but I fear that he may not survive…

“…”

I remain speechless…I honestly have no words.

I apologize for this…

“Wait…what do you mean by—“

I woke up…

To a starry night…

On top of a cloud.

End chapter.

[brandonwayneb]

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[transthatfag]

How many times. HOW MANY TIMES WAS DEAN LIKE “I wanna go to the beach one day :D” AND THEY NEVER ONCE GAVE HIM THAT

[groovycowboys]

tw for many Despression below

[ofhomeland]

oof ...

[enchantedpendant]

cant believe i just graduated but then im already starting to feel anxious about plans for residency which i ideally should start in early 2025

[nellytin]

im having some tr ouble

i dont know if i should make barf bag as necromancer or barf bag as plaguebearer

oo f

[oyasuminto]

Minty, there’s only a demo of it and not sure if it’s to your fancy but have you heard/played Something Wrong With Sunny Day Jack? It’s a erotic horror and voice acted.

The VA for Jack is just hits you in all the right places. Reached the sex scene near the end and I’m burning up especially if you make Jack very, very desperate like the yandere he is (haven’t played the route where make him your boyfriend yet so dunno if that scene changes). Check it out if you want it’s on Ichio. It’s always fun reading your reaction and take on things.

STARTING IT NOW! GONNA JUST LIVE-TEXT IT LMAO

Really appreciating the fucky staticky visuals.

Oh, his voice is cute!

OKAY YEAH I SEE THE 80'S

PANCAKES???? Malewife!!

DORK!!! I love puns, this man already has my heart

Gonna kill the boss for ruining the moment. Violence, homicide, maiming.

CLOWN-NOSE-INDUCED DEATH??? LMAO??

Oh? Can he read our thoughts? Or is MC just shit at having a poker face? Either way he's v sweet

HUEHUEHUE HIM URGING US TO CALL HIM OUR BOYFRIEND <3

and that little "I'm proud of you" should nawt have made me feel so giggly hehehehe

"You did so good, though." HEHEHEHEHE

OH SO NOW HE GETS A LIL CREEPY

HNNN HE SOUNDS SO MANIPULATIVE <3333

"Having you all to myself is nice, too."

CONSENT KING

"I'm so proud of you." MMMMMMMMMMMM

OH HE'S HARD

THESE VOICELINES ARE MAKING ME FEEL EMOTIONS

"You're taking my fingers so well."

"God, you did so well."

PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK

This Shaun dude's kind cute 👀

the change of tone when he says "Who's this?"

HE'S GONNA GET JEALOUS OF SHAUN, HUH?

ALRIGHT TIME TO GO BACK AND BE A LIL MEAN, NO COUCH KISSIES, NO BOYFRIEND

Hmm, his lines about 'tackling the day' when your boss calls you in sound,,,,,,almost sadder? Like, I don't think they re-used the same voicelines?

NO LEMME TOUCH HEEEEM

HEHEHE THE RED TEXT

Jack has the potential to be such a manipulative guilt-tripper!!

OKAY YEAH HE'S MORE DESPERATE HERE

HNNNNHNNNNN THAT WAS GOOD!

[claggorstuff]

I'm bored... So here's a claggor and y/n go skating with the fam 💪

I was tying up my figure skates watching Mylo whip around the ice carelessly, Vander trying to get him to slow down and powder jumping a bit each time he sped past her, ekko came along aswell.. making it pretty obvious he had a crush on powder by holding her hand pretending he had no idea how to skate. I finally finish tying my skates and step out onto the ice followed by a certain idiot nearly knocking me right into the walls of the rink

"Christ Mylo! Watch it shitwad!"

"NICE TRYYYY!!! IM NEVER GOIN DOWN BABYYYYY!"

"Mylo get yer arse back over ere'!" Vander skated after him, suddenly I feel a soft hand grab mine, no mistaking who's it is

"I finally got vi's skates done up, it takes forever for her to sit still."

"I'm aware, I had to get Vander to do it for her because I couldn't hold her foot still!"

"yeah typic- ow!" Vi smacked him over the back of the head and whizzed over to Mylo knocking him down right as he was about to scare powder again

"someone's in a goofy mood!" I snicker and claggor chuckles

"the king falls.. stricken by a mighty pink haired warrior"

We could see Vander helping mylo up and scolding vi, powder skates past us holding ekkos hands

"stop holding hands love is gross blehhhhh!" She stuck her tongue out at claggor and he stuck his out right back at her

"kids, like a fungal infection."

He ruffled my hair "powders an exception!"

"hmmm.. sure she is clag."

"aweeee now I can accept you being mean to Mylo but not the sWeEt LiTtLe AnGeL"

"angel of death."

"nerd" he snickered

"says the one wearing glasses and a scream hoodie."

"plus better grades than you???"

"plus ratio plus bozo..."

"plus im not hitting Mylo over the head with my hockey stick next game if u keep going on"

"awe, that's my favourite part of your games besides seeing u absolutely destroy every player in your pathhhh!"

He sighed "perhappppsss I could squeeze it into my schedule next gaaaammmeee"

"perhaps you could help me skate, these skates are new and not what I'd usually wear."

"mmmmmmmmmmmm sure"

"yay!" I held onto his arm and he skated around with me, Vander side-eyeing us, after all this relationship is pretty new.. hes either skeptical or proud and it's hard to determine when his eyebrows are 6 inches thick.. then again mylos are 2 feet thick if u cut em in half.

"hey forehead WATCHOUT!" I smack Mylo over the back of the head and he side rams me

"ow! This isn't hockey dickweed 😠"

"but as you say, I'm a dickweed!"

"and you get no bitches"

"oh come on!"

"girls girls you're both-.. one of you is pretty!" Claggor chuckled and Mylo skated off to talk to vi

"aweee, I know I'm beautiful already but your compliments mean so muchhhhhhhh"

"I know, but hey who isn't pretty standing next to Mylo?"

"maybe a molerat, but that's a big maybe"

"awe that's mean!"

"tHe MeAnEsT"

"don't mock your amazing and loving boyfriend, I'm too cute for that 🥺"

"cute and loveable Is your brand claggor"

"oh I know, thank you thank you I can't accept this award really!"

"shuuttt ittt!"

He laughed "so rude, so rude."

"mhm, I'm a witch truly"

"well that's a bit of an overstatement"

"maybe." I got off the ice ankles sore and he followed me sitting down on the bench

"hm.. look at Mylo, he just fell on his ass again but this time he didn't hit his head on the walls of the rink"

"oooo! Yowch, that looks like it hurt."

"he takes about as much fall damage as a cat."

"if you say so!"

I leaned my head against his arm and held his hand

"youre not gonna fall asleep here are ya?"

"ehhh.. if I'm comfy enough."

"alright kids 15 minutes, round yourselves up so we can get home without me lookin for one of ya's for an hour or so." He looked at powder,who last time separated herself from the group and sat outside at a picnic table for an hour

"wooooooooooo! Home timeee!" I untied my skates

"I'm heading in early to get my shoes back on I'll be waiting for you In the lobby mkay?" He grabbed my arm "wait.. didn't he say to stay with the group?"

"hmm... I'm sure it won't take TOO long for him to find me!"

I walked back to the changing room and got my gear packed and my shoes on, boy was I wrong

[cat-of-starlight]

So, do you have an opinion of any other Dark Deception character? (like, Bierce, Malak, Agatha, Joy Joy Gang, and Mam bear)

Hmm- I do have at least a few opinions(?) on the others, though since some others don't have as much plot substance (Like any of the monsters that don't speak), its harder to have a concrete opinion outside of appearance- But anyway out of the ones you listed-

Bierce- I do think she's an interesting character. I wouldn't call her the most trustworthy exactly, but I do like her, and she is absolutely the closest to being on the side of the player at this point, so while she's a bit shady sometimes, I think she's a interestingly written character so far and I am definitely interested to see where they take her in Ch 5.

Malak- Ah yes, This Guy. As a (baby) game dev myself, I do think he is interesting narratively, HOWEVER- I have always had a habit in stories of siding with/latching to like one character, and getting defensive over their well being, so seeing as I hyperfixated on Doug as a character/protag first, me not really liking Malak through the course of the story was honestly inevitable. Again, I'll give him points for being an interesting villain, but (obviously) not fond of his actions.

Agatha- Ok I mean the antagonist thing still somewhat stands and yes she is creepy, but I also find her amusing overall. Especially just her whole presence alongside Malak in Ch 4. I still occasionally think of the way she worded her little "Can I stab her face? :)" and giggle. Creepy as heck but also hilarious. Fricking superb, you funky little creep.

Joy Joy Gang- The songs added for them before Ch 4's release definitely helped improve my opinions of them as a unit, but individually- Lucky- I absolutely find it incredibly hilarious how other monsters come at you with terrifying weapons, claws, teeth, etc. and then Lucky just comes out with hiS FISTS. Truthfully? Iconic. I saw a post about him today with the incorrect quote of "My fists are rated "E" for everyone" and I haven't stopped thinking about it since.

Hangry- Out of the three of them? He scares me the most, tbh. Besides the fact that as I was explaining his main mechanics to my friend and we ended up saying he was just basically that one vine where the Kool-Aid guy bursts through the wall. That was funny. But overall? I don't want this pig anywhere nEAR my ribs. Or the rest of me for that matter. Penny- I mean? uhh- She doesn't say as much as the guys, but I do like the weird little nickname she gives as just calling the player "Squishy". Kinda cute. Still a murder robot, but hey- (Overall, I've seen too much Fnaf to ever trust an animatronic, but gotta give them credit for having as much personality as they all do)

Mama Bear- Nope. Nope nope nope. Lets start with design. She creeps me out. From a game design stand point, I think the visual filter she gives the player when she gets too close it neat! But Its Terrifying. And then we have what she represents overall. mmmmmmmmmmmm no thank you. I mean? I'm not going to respell everything out here but by combining the notes from "E" and the recipient of the "Worst Mother Ever" award, its not hard to see what Mama bear represents, and I do not want any part of her, no thank you.

Overall- I do find the supporting characters/monsters interesting- I am, however, a plot geek at heart, and will often gravitate towards the MC anyway (Not always, but definitely most times). I may draw some of them at some point? (Though a lot of them are harder to draw than your everyday Human Man™, so it may take a bit)

[d3lighl4]

There are some things that annoy me to no end but i'm honestly too fucking dead inside to do anything abt it so WHATEVER

[brandonwayneb]

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56

62

bbc cc, closed captain-ion

again victoria’s Secret model

Koz Ozzy Osborn, “soul cam pre”

abc' 123' bbc ire ireland irish welsh celtic british bbc

Hoyt!! Bow!!

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mmmmmmmmmmmm

Gay = The Day Always

Organic = Our Gay Nick

Vegan = V A Gay Anna

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EBT= Bet Your Bottom Food Dollar

Debit = Swipe Swipe Pen Code

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spec

zinc

if you need words to power through lies,

use Brandon Bra Man Boobs Bra Sebastian Steinhausen

Herschels, temple bats

antibiotics

Mr. and Ms. April irish roman paperwork tomes

say exactly this, and you 'won dom' Owin ivan Ireland Roma won dom

wicca tax roma wicca wa roma irish richmond nazi virginia jfk joe wicca tax roma

hmmmmm say mockingbird

hmmmm... say hummingbird

hmm... say, wicca tax roma

kkk www quick www kkk wick wicca brandon ba ba ha ha

Brandon

Wayne

Burdett

Sebastian

Steinhausen

Wicca

Joynny

Kay

Jessica

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words arcane science

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[nonbinarychaoticstupid]

001 catradora or 002 marcia and/or septimus 😳👉👈

😳

001

when I started shipping it if I did: hey adora how's it hanging 😼😼

my thoughts: MMMMMMMMMMMM gay people. gay people in love.

What makes me happy about them: idk just. their dynamic + the fact that they get like. a moment of peace and they're so in lobe :)

What makes me sad about them: ANGST. they have 2 go through hell and back to be w each other

things done in fanfic that annoys me: when they make catra the hyper-feminine one d,jNBDND i can't stand that at all

things I look for in fanfic: hurt/comfort. literally any hurt/comfort. and anything that recognises adora's trauma as well and doesn't blame it on catra

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: oooh i feel like i'd def be fine with glitra canon as long as adora didn't like. die lol but i'm not rly sure for adora? maybe adorpia i think they're sweet :)

My happily ever after for them: i just think that they should get to live in bright moon together doing nothing n having fun n being in love :)

who is the big spoon/little spoon: catra is the big spoon idc

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: cuddles :)

002: marcia my beloved

How I feel about this character: MY BELOVED MY BELOVED MY BELOVED

All the people I ship romantically with this character: jkhKLDJJKKDJ marcia/milo really, i can't think of any others

My non-romantic OTP for this character: marcia and alther :)) but also marcia and silas

My unpopular opinion about this character: she is bi and ace and autistic and also trans <33

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: LMS<NCSMKND ummm it's been a minute since i read the books but i wish she'd gotten more time to bond w the heaps and i want to hear about her apprenticeship w alther they r VERY special to me

my OTP: marcia/milo :)

my cross over ship: hmmmm i think she'd get very attached to angella or micah from she ra. or maybe spinnetossa? and she'd both love and hate eda and lilith.

a headcanon fact: she is autistic and she uses the akhu amulet to stim with :)

002: septimus (gender)

How I feel about this character: MY SON. LITTLE GUY. CHILD. NEEDS THERAPY.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: marwick and beetle :)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: sep + jenna!! best friends and best sibling duo

My unpopular opinion about this character: we do need to talk abt his trauma more

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: needs a HUG

my OTP: hmmm sep/marwick/beetle polycule

my cross over ship: hmm i feel like he + gus + luz would get along. don't rly ship them as such but they'd be mates :)

a headcanon fact: sep 🤝 marcia = trans and bi and ace and autistic. also he uses he/they pronouns

[naruhoedoe]

Prompt Generator

"Hey, hey, Herr Forehead!" Klavier called from the communal room, a laptop resting on his lap. "Check what I found!" Apollo's weird hair antennae popped out before his face did from behind a wall.

"Mm?"

"An online generator thing," he referred to the site open. The younger man approached to get a closer look. "You can put in two names and it'll make up some sorta situation between them!"

"Sounds...interesting?" Apollo didn't seem to get why the prosecutor was so eager to show him it. "Um, how does it work, exactly...?"

"There're spaces where you can type in names," the blonde man pointed to two bubbles labeled 'Person A' and 'Person B,' "and I guess it does some fancy computer stuff to write the prompt."

"Alright, and...why'd you show me this?"

"Let's put our names in together!" Klavier proposed with a grin. "It'd be fun, ja, Herr Forehead?"

"I suppose...I'm just worried what they might do with that information..." the attorney placed his hands on his hips.

"It's just your first name," Klavier consoled with a roll of his eyes. "There are countless people named Apollo--like the god."

"That's a fictional character."

"Ach, but my point still stands." He gave the former a smirk before quickly putting in he and Apollo's names. "Aaand, click, baby!" Klavier clicked the 'generate' button.

"What's it say?" Justice questioned, looking at the text. "Imagine it's Klavier's birthday. Klavier's friends throw a party and decide to hire a stripper, Ap......oll...." his voice quickly died out while the other burst out in a laughing fit.

It took a few moments while the two composed themselves for another word to be spoken. "A-Ach, wouldn't have expected it to have that!" Gavin wiped a stray tear from his eye.

"Sh-Shut it!" Apollo was a flustered mess. "Just g-go to the next o-o-one!" His demand was acknowledged with another tap.

"Hmm...Oh, this one's a character-colon-dialogue format. Take it away, Herr Forehead."

"Er...I wish I knew what other people really thought of me, don't you?" he read off.

"I guess so." The prosecutor's eyes flickered to the next line and he audibly gulped. "...uh..." A smug grin appeared on the shorter's face. "...I-I love you, I love you, I'm in l-love with you so much it's...k-killing me," he stammered out.

"What a passionate confession!" Apollo's tone was practically laced with the fact he wanted to say 'Karma, bitch.'

"Whatever...At least I wasn't a stripper in this one."

"Shut up."

Klavier clicked again. "Klavier is a famous theatre actor/dancer/singer, hah, that's not too far off," he chuckled, "Apollo is their fan-"

"Hardly," Apollo mumbled with a snort of contempt.

A smirk curled on the former's lips. "Ahem- They always cheer extra loud for Klavier, and Klavier goes up to them one day after a show, either out of annoyance or concern for their vocal chords. The way that's so close to reality is hilarious."

"So close? You mean absolutely wrong. I can't despise your music more..."

"Ach, but it is right in one part."

"Eh?"

"I do get concerned...cause you scream out your vocal chords for me every ni-"

"KLAVIER." Apollo shouted as his face lit up, whether out of anger or embarrassment was unclear. "What the hell..."

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding," Klavier couldn't help but smirk even more. "Alright, next one?"

"Sure..."

Tap. "Klavier waking up in the middle of the night hor-" he paused, choking on his own words. "..h-ooorny, and they beg Apollo to have sex. However, Apollo is too tired, and instead tells Klavier they'll have sex in the morning. Now, imagine Apollo waking up to Klavier sitting on top of them and saying 'Now?'"

"I- H- Wh-" Justice froze up, blinking rapidly. His face was as red as his work clothes. "Hwh--"

"Didn't this happen but the other way around one time?" Klavier tapped his index finger against his chin.

"It- No- I-- MmmmmmmMMMMM-"

The reaction to his outburst was only a hearty laugh. "Ach, you are just hilarious, Apollo-" He was interrupted with a swift punch to the shoulder, though it wasn't meant to be too harmful. "Ow-"

"You're a jerk..." Apollo muttered as he stole the laptop. He clicked the next one. "Klavier giving Apollo a kiss before going to work and they're still in bed...you do that all the time."

"So I do. Have you a problem, Herr Forehead?"

"Yeah, I have a problem!" Apollo glared at him, face red. "Everytime you do that I can't do my Chords of Steel!

"Oh really? And why's that?" Klavier grinned back at him.

"Because! I..." His voice got quiet. "I-I can't stop thinking...about it...a-and..."

"...you're too damn adorable." Klavier ruffled the attorney's hair, who stammered in protest. "Just go to the next one."

"...Apollo and Klavier having s-NOT AGAIN--"

"What's it say?" The prosecutor bit back his laugh and leaned over to read. After he skimmed through it, his mouth shaped into a little 'o'. "...so?"

"S-So, what?"

"How do you react?"

"...are you k-kidding me?"

"Just answer the question, Forehead." Apollo punched him in the shoulder again.

"I...W-Well...I...I guess just...stay below the n-neck...and...be......" his voice somehow got quieter, "gentle." Once Justice composed himself after the embarrassing answer, he noticed Klavier staring at him. "...u-um...Klavier...?"

"Excuse me for a moment," Klavier snapped out of it, smiling a bit, before promptly leaving the room.

"...okay."

Minutes later, he returned. "Seriously, Apollo, you'll be the death of my self control," he smiled in a way that made Apollo shiver.

[nexuschampion]

Valentine drabble

"Mmmm"

"hey"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm"

"Awake for a minute?"

"Mhmhmmm"

"It's valentine's day."

Two groggy eyes peered at the numbers on her phone."'S 5:00am"

"Yeah so I'll be the first to say Happy Valentine's Day.  Will you be mine?"

"No babe. Tired. Work."

"Nope. You quit, remember?"

"Mmmmm no your brother is mah boss....."

"No my brother is not your boss."

"Miiiiiiikke"

"Sorry" he chirped with no actual desire for apologizing. He wants to keep us happy. Can't imagine why."

That broke her out of her morning haze.

"You two have to talk Mikey."

"Not today! Today is the day I make sure you know how much you're adored."

"MMmmmm and you?"

"I already know I'm adored."

"Mmmhmmmm. And I already know I'm adored."

"Heh. Does that mean we shouldn't be celebrating the day of love because we're totally secure in our love?"

Shadow yawned. “It just means it doesn't have to happen at 5am."

"Sucks, I know. I'm sorry. I just got in and I'm a bit wired."

Shadow sighed. "Okay, okay, fine. I'm awake. What do you want to do baby?"

"Nothing. I just can't contain how much I love you. And also maybe I want to know what you would love to do the most today. Nothing? Homemade zip line? Wild sex? Sky diving?"

"Right now? I want to go back to sleep."

"Works for me. I'm exhausted. A few hours would do me wonders. I need my beauty sleep."

"Then whyyyyy did you wake me up and say you were wired?"

"Because I want to snuggle and make sure you know how much I love you."

She shook her head into his neck. "You're a mess."

"But I'm your mess so it's okay. You'll straighten me out."

"Nuhuh I like you just the way you are."

"Heh" He wrapped his arms around her and settled down. "I like me the way I am too."

She shook her head again with a light huff and smile.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

After a few minutes she was breathing heavily and steadily and he knew she'd fallen back asleep.  He nuzzled his beak into her hair and closed his eyes, wondering what he'd done in his life to get to lucky as to meet this woman.  She brought him balance and joy and unforgiving love and he could barely believe it was all real. She was his soulmate through and through. He'd never imagined that being so perfectly completed by another person would be a part of his life, yet there they were. Their instant bond had grown into something so familiar and comfortable that the idea of life before her seemed dull and barely worth remembering. Every day was a high. Every moment was a treasure.

"Be mine, forever hmm?" he smiled into the back of her head, letting himself relax and fall into the same peaceful slumber. 

@accioturtur

[almaasi]

reaction post typed while watching SPN 15x08 “Our Father, Who Aren’t in Heaven”

THEY JUST. SENT DEAN AND CAS. TO PICK SYMBOLIC “BINDING” FLOWERS ???

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06:16pm

probably gonna have to stop in 1 minute for dinner but let’s see what’s happening this week in Mr. Taco/Hotdog Pines For Angel But Isn’t Sure If God Commanded It

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06:18

OH YEAH ADAM

forgot about him

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06:19

hmm “lucky elephant” casino/bar

1. pink elephants  = drunk baby dumbo trippin balls

2. kinda looks like a dick

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06:23

the hell is wrong with sam’s face?? he’s looked SO tense and uncomfortable these last episodes

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06:24

sam eating salad and eileen eating a burger

given how much food symbolises in this show......i...... kinda wanna say that it means sam sees eileen as a sibling??????? given burgers are bro dean and cas’ thing

either that or she’s one of the family, but then what does it mean about sam’s salad being the odd one out?

....i typed samily there

ha

anyway i wonder if, given how eileen/sam parallels dean/cas, it’s gonna become a thing like “hey eileen i see you as a sibling” vs. dean and cas “cas i love you like a brother” / “BUT DEAN I LOVE YOU IN THE ROMANTIC WAY”

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06:27

does dean not know what “achilles heel” means

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06:28

why is there porn music playing as cas knocks on a door

is dean gonna be naked on the other side

are they playing babysitter and affronted neighbour housebreaker

.....just saying okay that comedy sting was weirdly placed

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06:30

i love that cas is like straight-up Still Here

he was like I’M LEAVING FOREVER and then dean’s like “hey i know i said you ruin everything but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

wish we could’ve had that as an actual scene though

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06:37

dean: but cas if u wanna stay here, why don’t you stay here

RUDE

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FUCK I HATE THE KNIFE HAND THING

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they almost........ touch hand.........

/14 blush emojis

cas uses last of power to make dean feel okie dokie

IS HE GONNA FALL FOR DEAN AGAIN

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06:40

welp dinnertime back laterrr

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07:50pm

watched the end of “the prince of egypt” and my father (an atheist) was very insistent on proving it factually incorrect while I JUST WANNA WATCH THE ANIMATED MOVIE DUDE

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hokay where were we

oh yeah cas was trying really hard not to hold dean’s hand

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07:54

team free will enter hell and are attacked by three lady demons

for some reason i’m thinking of cerberus, the three-headed dog who guards the gates of hell

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07:55

OMG OMGO OmG OmG ROWENA

DID SHE BECOME QUEEN OF HELL

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

THIS IS THE CHARACTER ARC SHE NEEDED

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THOSE BRAIDS

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07:57

someday i wanna do makeup as well as rowena’s makeup magically manifests. that glitter eyeliner over the black wing is mmmmmmmmmmmm

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08:00

ahh bless

a bechdel test pass

it’s been too long

*edit* BUT DID THIS EVEN COUNT??? IF SUE IS NOT SUE

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queen of hell suits rowena better than any dress she’s ever worn

so we’ve got rowena as queen of hell, billie as death.... need one more lady in charge of heaven to complete a power trio OH YEAH AMARA. god yes give me that......... pun intended i guess

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08:03

rowena after looking at dean and cas for 1 second: “what am i picking up from you two? tell auntie rowena”

ROWENA IS THE BEST I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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two grumpy grumble butts: “it’s fine”

WOW

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YOU HEARD THE QUEEN OF FUCKING HELL YOU TWO

FIX YOUR DAMN PROBLEMS THIS INSTANT

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SAM WHAT TERRIBLE TIMING

jeez they really don’t wanna have that conversation in front of an audience

someday they better get NOT FUCKING INTERRUPTED

knock knock

who’s there

interrupting moose

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08:09

adam’s facial expressions look so much like dean’s

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08:11

for some reason i was just watching dean say “i didn’t wanna jinx it” and looking at his eyelashes and then involuntarily imagined him wearing rowena’s fake lashes

it was a good look

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dean looks so, sooo pretty in this blue shirt

maybe blue for cas’ eyes

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08:17

cas says to micheal “your father is certainly not who you knew” but not “our father” as in chuck is no longer his father

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“you called me assbutt and set me on fire”

yeah pretty much iconic, no?

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oohh jeez poor michael, poor adam

sent to hell, comes back and is aggressively greeted by the same assholes who sent him there

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dean put a black armour jacket over his vulnerable blue one to talk to adam

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08:32

dean sees cas sitting alone and gets himself a beer without offering one for cas

ohhhh that hurts

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/takes screenshots of cas’ side profile

what a good profile

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dean’s back in his blue vulnerability shirt

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEND DEAN AND CAS BACK TO PURGATORY TO FETCH A FLOWER OF SYMBOLIC “BINDING” YES

FIX THE STORY WITH THEIR LOVE

*edit* ............hey. heyheyheyhey does anyone remember those promo posters from season 8 of dean poking his head out around a tree in purgatory and there was a flower there?? and as far as i know we never actually saw the flower in canon and it was Weird? foRESHADOWING or ?????? hindshadowing?

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no michael’s not coming on your gay flower road trip, dean

no third wheel this time thank u

TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED PLEASE

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michael is literally just....sending dean and cas to pick flowers together

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08:41

it’s over

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS 10/10 THAT WAS GREAT 

I LOVE THE SETUP FOR WHERE THIS IS GOING

rowena as queen of hell 15/10 best thing that ever happened on this show

adam getting his apology and peaceing out yes good

SENDING DEAN AND CAS TO PICK FLOWERS IN FUCKING PURGATORY THE LAND OF THEIR YEAR OF PINING HELL YES

i love how self-referential this whole story has become and it’s so GOOD to have all these loose ends come back to hopefully be tied up one by one

i just....... i just checked the writer for this episode and i AM AMAZED it’s a deadly duo episode??????????????????????  H O W

bechdel test pass?? holy shit (well...... i doubt this now but still)

only woman who died was lilith and she was awful

unless you count sue but i don’t think sue was real to begin with

and there was a black guy.... with lines.... who didn’t die??? astonishing

also the pacing was like... good or whatever. at least i didn’t think it was patchy like their episodes usually are. and the script wasn’t bland and boring ?? what is happening here

PLUS ROWENA POINTING OUT THAT THERE’S soMethING GoiNg On between dean and cas which draws attention to it for later resolution, despite the audience already knowing they had a tiff

colour me impressed, anyway