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Tis the season to get naked POP POP POP THAT BOOTY baby yous a freak 😛🥰

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Me after posting the shortest fic known to man kind

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I NEED a claggor x reader where the reader is sent to the other dimension with ekko, and like ekko and powder, claggor and that dimensions reader have an established relationship. What would his reaction to us acting weird, being that the last time we saw him was under a pile of rubble. Would he catch on, or would he only realize once we finally leave with ekko through the portal device? Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Hehe, I have time to do this now

I can't make up a title for this so let's just go with what you said

I shot up, surroundings now entirely different from before, I was all of the sudden in a new room, new home, and surrounded by these odd gadgets, all growing some sort of flower or plant.. it smelt like lilacs, oddly. I stumbled through the home calling for jayce or ekko or even that little furry fellow, in stumbled... him. A face I could recognize but just barely, the memory of his eyes, void of light or life, it was stuck in me forever..

"Y/n.. are you good? 'Nother nightmare or...?"

"Y-You.." I felt sick to the stomach, his goggles were on a desk filled with petals and roots and liquids unkown

"Me...?" His voice was gruff and tired, full of natural confusion

I stared as if he were a stranger, but in my guilt and sorrow, I lunged into his arms as if he'd disappear before my eyes. He held me warmly, rubbing my back, ignoring the confusion he had about why I was acting in such a way. I looked up at him. He'd become so different, so beautiful, and clearly, he'd become an inventor, fitting for a mind as large as his.

"Any reason for all.. this?"

"..I uh.. you just.. looked tired."

"Ahh.. right.. sorry, I pulled another all-nighter. I just can't get them to absorb the-"

"It's ok.. don't apologize, I know how hard you work, claggor." The name left my mouth for the first time in ten years. It stung like a hornet to say it, but he just gave me a soft and appreciative smile.

"Thanks y/n, besides- I made a new flower just for you this time-! And it's my best yet, wanna see it?"

"Sure..sure.. but uhm.. where's ekko? I think I need to speak to him first."

"Well, he's probably back at benzos still, we can go there and then come back for the thing, c'mon let's go."

He took my hand, pulling me along the lanes, which were.. cleaner, than I remember. Not a brothel in sight, and when we got to benzos, I could see ekko stumbling out looking just as confused as I was. I ran over and yanked him out of sight before claggor could yell over at us to wait up, and he was in a state of disarray

"What the hell happened?!" I yelled, agitation in my voice as if it was he who brought us here

"How the hell would I know. JINX is in there, but she's not jinx shes- she's powder and benzos in there and.. nothing is right here.. I'm just glad I'm not crazy. That I'm not the only one who knows there's something wrong.. are you okay though..?"

"I'm just.. he's.. he's here, and it hurts. It hurts so damn bad.. but I'll be okay, we gotta figure out a way to get home." I crossed my arms, squeezing my wrists, holding back the tears that begged to come out.

"We'll figure this out.. I'll figure this out. You just go back to him.. enjoy the time you got with him." He gave me a nervous smile, I could tell he was worried for me. He knew this is what I longed for all these years that claggor has been gone. And I knew that too, but I can power through the pain. The longing. The grief.. he walked back out so that we didn't look so suspicious, claggor walked over and slung his arm around my shoulder chuckling

"What're you two up to now? You better not be telling him about my stuff so he wins the innovators comp!"

"No.. I'd never." I fake giggled, conveying my confusion about what he was even talking about. He kissed my cheek, sending fire through my face.

"So, I've been having trouble with the infusions of the grey clearing system the flowers have, any ideas?"

"Grey..clearing.. flowers..? Uhhh.. not a clue."

He stared seemingly bewildered by this answer, as if I tend to have all the answers, he chuckled and nodded

"Making me figure it out myself again I guess?"

"Yep."

I walked with him down to what used to be the room he, Mylo, powder, and vi slept in, it had been turned into a lab of sorts, you could tell they'd all moved out, but Vander always liked to have visitors I suppose, I guess that's why claggor converted it into a lab for him and powders little habits of invention. I saw many flowers, big and small, many colors, many beautiful forms.. but on his desk laid a great beauty of a flower. It shined with a spectrum of colors reflecting off each petal almost like oil, it's petals curved at the base and twisted at the tips into spirals. I stepped closer to it to investigate perhaps what he named this marvelous thing, only to see.. it shared my own name.

"Oh uh.. yeah, I forgot to show you my latest little project... your birthday was coming up and I couldn't just give you some boring necklace or flower.. so.." He put a hand over it and pulled the lever at the top emitting a gas onto it that it seemed to absorb and grow, it's petals curling as if to breathe.

"That's.. for me..? You made a whole new species of plant for..me..?"

"Well- you know I got a knack for these things n.. I really don't think its all that yet, it doesn't even compare.."

He stared down at it seeming disappointed, I've not the slightest clue how he could be, it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.. it had function in its beauty, one of his plants that live off of the carbon emissions of fossil fuels it looked like.

"...I think it's more than enough for me." I opened the little window to touch it, he sighed and shook his head

"Not possible, REALLY not possible." He murmured, smiling a little as he watched me play with the flowers spiraled outward petals, to think that this is what I could've had from him.. this is what I could've had if..

"...Are you.. crying..?" He quickly crouched to my level to put an arm around me as I wept. He doesn't know that I'm not the girl he loves or ever did love, it pains me to know I can't stay, that I have to go back to visiting his grave in the underground, the city full of smog and sewage that this version of him wouldn't stand for.. I could barely speak, unknowing of how to explain why I wept.

"I just.. I really love it, claggor. I do.." I croaked out, he rubbed my cheek, wiping away tears and picked me up gently

"Well, I'm not finished with it yet, so be patient!" He nervously spoke, I could tell he was trying to calm me down.

"Alright.. if I have to." The mask of this different me went back on as he carried me up to Ekko, Mylo, and Powder. We conversated for a while until powder and ekko left to visit vi, I'd wondered what she looked like here, but I was too reluctant to leave Claggor to go see. As the days went by, Ekko and Heimerdinger seemed to be finding a way back home, and it got harder to hide who I was. Claggor seemed to be catching on slowly to the fact I wasn't telling the full truth of why I would seem to be lost in his eyes, why I would just have fits of crying and grief late at night next to his sleeping body, he didn't know how much it looked like his cold corpse shining in the blue light of the moon.

The night of the innovators competition, Claggor danced with me to the music played at the celebration.. but I could tell something was off. Later on Ekko had taken me to where he'd been working on his stuff with Heimerdinger and Powder, Heimerdinger was tinkering with his machine excitedly as Powder and Ekko cautioned him. I knew it was time to go, and it was time to leave this world behind. Time to leave claggor behind. When I heard a call from the entrance.

"What the hell is going on here?!"

I swiveled around when suddenly it happened, me and Ekko were separated from the bodies of these different versions of ourselves. Heimerdinger had disappeared, Claggor rushed to hold the woman he loved, and I could only stare and smile. She was meant to be with him, not me. But before we left, he stared up at me. He stared up at me and gave me one last smile before he disappeared for the rest of my life.

Sigma Sigma on the wall.. who's the skibidiest of them all...

Freaky...

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While I procrastinate writing fics I still have to post about my glorious king

Spot the non-claggor image (impossible)

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claggor lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight

he’s so boyfriend

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Hey fellas sorry for the delay but a fic is coming soon on my SOUL 🗣

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Hey guys, friendly reminder that clylo is incest, hope this helps! ❤️

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do you still take requests?

Yes 😘

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I'm getting so much attention after the claggor ep7 drop and it's so funny I love it

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PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE WATCHED THE NEW SEASON GIRLYPOP WHERE ARE YOU

I saw episode 7, let's just say heh... we won fellas. As the #1 claggor fan I only proclaim this a half win because they gave him Ozempic though.

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Dang missed it by that much. Is this blog still active? Jumped on the Claggor bandwagon too late.

IM ACTIVE JUST HARDLY SORRYY!! The claggor bandwagon is ride or die 😈

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Any vox machina fans? I write vox machina fics too. I can adleast 😼

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Ok, Could you do claggor x fem/gn!reader that's autistic and when she's feeling overwhelmed or has had a bad day she just want to go non-verbal and have have him basically lay on her, kinda like a weighted blanket? Thank you sm!! :]

Indeedy doodle i can !!

Claggor x autistic reader

Gn fic, fluff, all that sugar and spice and everything nice

I walked into the last drop after a long day, gently holding my hands over my ears to muffle the noise of the bar, busy as usual, I walked down to the living area and sat down on the couch, knees to my chest tiredly, mylo instantly began to chatter at me about their latest job, it was an irritating ring on my ears, once he knew I wasnt gonna respond he just left me alone, they know me, they know its hard for me to talk at these times. Claggor came over and gently held his hand over mine, I fidgeted with his fingers, although most of the time touch is hard for me to do, hes someone who makes me feel safe. He makes me feel comfortable. Even now I was too tired to wait until lights out, I went to bed and tried wrapping myself in a blanket to get comfortable, soon claggor came over worrying for me.

"Y/N.. Can you tell me whats wrong..?"

"..mm.." all I could croak out was a whine and look at his shoulder

"If you need something, i'll get you what you need. You don't gotta talk.." he knew I was in a sensitive state and tried getting me something to fidget with, a little trinket he'd found, I toyed with it but it didnt help too much.

"..Y/N, can ya shake your head or nod, thatd help me figure this out.." I nodded and opened my arms, an attempt at telling him what I wanted.

"Uhm.. a hug..?" I shook my head, now pressing my arms down on my shoulders

"Cuddlin?" I nodded quickly, and he got in next to me, I shook my head, he gave me a confused look but then of course, since this has happened before, he realized what I needed, I laid flat on my stomach face in pillow as he climbed onto me, the weight was like a warm tight hug, I could feel myself melting in relaxation as the warmth and weight consumed me, he saw my expression and smiled

"Thats it.. there we go babe.." he nuzzled the back of my head as I took in deep breaths, feeling my eyes get heavy and Numbish, claggor scratched my scalp and it made me lean my head back, huffing as he gave me his affections, he took off his leather chestwear to get comfy and stuffed his face into my hair, I groaned and shuffled, the feeling of my hair on my neck itself was agony and he frowned, gently moving it out of the way rubbing where the hair was, I relaxed once more leaning into him

"Sleep y/n.. I wont leave you." I nodded and smiled letting myself drift off as I was finally able to relax into him

(Again sorry if its short, my newer fics for the next while might be as i get back into writing!)

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would you do a request for an autistic reader? If not, it's ok! I completely understand, I was just curious. <3

Although i dont have autism myself, i do know a plethora of people with it! So i can write based on my experiences and what i know about autistic people!

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Just found your blog and I love it so far! Can you write Claggor x fem reader where reader is having trouble falling asleep and Claggor holds her and comforts her?

I'll leave it open ended for ya beyond that. Stoked to see another Claggor fan ❤️❤️

Oh my god ive been so behind on tumblr reqs, sorry to keep u waiting!!!! I can do this most def !! I feel like titling this fic.

A Good nights sleep...

Claggor x maybe insomniac reader

I sat in bed, rolling and squirming, unable to sleep, the day was horrible, nightmares plagued me, each time I fell asleep it was only for a minute or less.. soon these visions, plagues, all of them were too much, I began to cry softly just wanting a good nights sleep.. A hand tapped my shoulder and I turned to see a tired claggor, goggles around his neck, only in his white t-shirt he wears under all his layers and some pijama pants, I sniffled.

"S-Sorry.. Im just-"

"Its okay, I gotcha." I was cut off abruptly and he gently climbed in with me, holding me close to him, my tears continued but I tried to stay quiet, although this didnt alarm him, all he did was hold me tighter and gently run his fingers though my hair.

"You dont gotta hide it.. y/n.. you can cry as loud as you want.. mylo sleeps like a rock.. vis knocked right out tired from the day.. and well. Powder doesnt wake up unless theres a fire.. Im the only one who'll hear you.." his words made me calmer, safer.

"I dunno if i-i want to cry anymore.."

"Glad to hear that babe.." he kissed my forehead softly, I played with the strap of his goggles gently, sniffling as my tears died down, he rubbed my back and tilted my chin up to him

"Whats wrong." I'd expected this from him, I frowned and pressed my head to his chest, feeling his heart beat

"I cant sleep.. without dreaming of them.. my parents.. that day.. I know I have to get over it but.. I just cant."

"You dont have to get over shit. We all.. we all have our monsters.. its only reasonable you have yours.. But itll be okay.. one day on your own time.. you'll be able to move on.. make your own family.. we. Will make our own family.." his words rang in my ears and I smiled up at him

"You really know how to talk to a lady huh." My words made him hold back laughter, snickers and chuckles escaped and I smiled even wider, his teeth glowed in each smile.

"What a pretty boy I see.."

"Don't flatter me!" He smirked down at me "I know your tricks ya little fox.. now.. lets get to sleep huh..?"

"Okay.. as long as you stay next to me.."

"Why wouldnt I?" He planted one last kiss on my lips and rested his head on the pillow we shared, I closed my eyes listening to just his breath, relaxing, this time as I fell asleep, my dreams couldnt be less peaceful..

(Sorry if its too short)

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claggor x male!reader (CLAGGORS POV)

claggor meets reader at benzo's shop one day, he falls hard and fast over this one interaction

Sir yes sir!!!

Claggor meets big booty babe man at benzos or whatvs 🔥

It was gloomy as always, hell maybe even more than usual, vander asked me to pick up this months collection from benzo so I guess I kinda had to.. the walk over was miserable, the air was thick and foggy, I had to use my goggles to see through the cloud of smoke and sut, I wandered until I saw the sign, "benzos", swinging back and forth in the winds on this particular day, in the shop through the tinted windows I could see benzo and his usual collector, and what seemed to be another person, a real tall guy, I couldnt see his face yet, but shit I could tell he was intimidating. I opened the door and all of them looked at me

"Ahhh claggah'! I knew youd be round ere' soon enough!" Benzo yelled my way excitedly

"Yeah yeah.. I-.." soon the boy I saw through the windows face was clearer, ebony hair and caramel skin, with dark eyes, a masterpiece of a man, I couldnt help but have my jaw drop

"I-I was just.. here to collect for vander n stuff.." the boy noticed my gaze and chuckled walking over to me

"Hey.. so youre the hound of the undergrounds oldest pup huh?" He smirked, staring into my eyes

"Oh err.. yeah.. yeah I guess I am." It was hard to speak, red tint littered across my face, lump in my throat and averting his gaze, I tried making eye contact but it was too hard.

"Nice, I'm y/n. My dads here to drop off his collections but uh.. yknow. I just stand around waiting."

"Yeah yeah your dads uh... a nice guy!"

"So is yours from what I hear!" He chuckled and tilted his head, "you seem cool enough, why dont we err.. hang out. After this. Or some other time yknow."

"Yeah yeah uh- damn right now aint good for me, I gotta get the stuff for vander.." In my head I was cursing the gods for that stupid task, wishing I couldve taken up the offer.

"Alright then, nice seeing you anyways.. claggor." He shook my hand and I yelped not expecting it, going to benzo collecting this months offer, I stumbled out, cursing and scowling at myself, but after I couldnt help but smile, which when i got home, vander noticed.

"Meet a girl on yer way there eh'?"

"Uhh nah.. a.. guy."

"Oh." He smiled "Whatd he look like?"

"Dark hair.. kinda dark skin.. dark eyes.. all that.. heh uh.. i guess his clothes were white and grey.. blue bracelet.. runic symbols on a pendant.. Real. Real. Cute.."

"Ahh.. so. What youre sayin is you like em?"

"O-Oh well I..!"

"Im just messin around with ya.. go on now. Get downstairs." He took the bag chuckling, I stepped down the stairs unable to stop thinking of the boy I saw, as I sat I thought and thought, it was impossible to get him out of my head, all I could do was chuckle to myself.. I cant wait to see him again.

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im going to spam you with fix ideas /j

but question, do you do these from claggor's pov too or just readers? like are you comfortable writing from claggors pov - 🦝

I write anything you guys want ! Well with my rules in place ofc