#hm. maybe I should eep

[thegreatestheaver]

soooo eepy but so much work .. I wanna drink another monster but I fear the caffeine of 2 dr peppers 1 coffee and then 2 monsters may kill me

[chocos-universe]

Val and Vox Tickle Fight~

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Part 2 - Lee!Val x Ler!Vox

Ft: Velvette

It's been a couple of days since Val completely violated Vox. Vox has been thinking what the hell to do. Valentino has FOUR. ARMS. Val could EASILY slip one of his hands to tickle Vox instantly. Vox had trouble, so he went to his... friend for help.

"VELVETTE!!" Vox bardged into Velvette's office, making her jump

"AH-- Fuck Vox! What do ya want?!" Velevette yelled, slamming her hands on her desk

"Calm down. Anyway, you got handcuffs?"

Velvette blinked. "Handcuffs? What would you need handcuffs for?"

"Not important. Do you have any?"

"Pink fluffy handcuffs?"

"...Don't make it kinky." Vox growled a little, making Velvette snicker

"Alright, alright. Do you want the handcuffs to dig in or?.."

"Something like a pillow."

"Kinda like an ankle brand thing?"

"Sure."

"Kay..." Velevette opened a drawer and ramadged through the things inside it. Finally, she pulled one out. "Here." She tossed Vox the handcuffs, and he caught them with one hand perfectly.

"...Why do you even have these again?"

"No apparent reason. Why do you even need those?"

"No apparent reason. Have another pair?"

"Yeah." Velvette tossed him another pair, which hit him in the face

"OW!!"

"HAHA!!!" Velevette laughed. Vox just growled and picked up the handcuffs.

"Thanks, ya bastard." Vox scoffed and walked out, slamming the door behind him

M E A N W H I L E

Val was chilling on his couch, completely zoned out. Then, two hands covered his eyes

"WAH--" Val kinda screamed. "WHO THE FUCK--"

"Guess who~" Vox hummed. Val chuckled.

"I don't know~ Maybe a short TV man?~"

"I- That's just mean!>:(" Vox huffed.

"Yeah?~"

"Just close your eyes, you damn moth..."

"If you say so~" When Vox uncovered Val's eyes, Val closed em. Vox walked in front of Val and grabbed his upper arms, and handcuffed his wrists. And then grabbed his lower arms and handcuffed those wrists.

"...Should I be concerned Vox?" Val finally opened his eyes once he was handcuffed.

"Kinda..." Vox chuckled a bit.

"So... Val..."

"Hm?"

"Remember a couple of days ago where you absolutely violated me with your four damn hands?"

"Pfft, yeah, why?" Val chuckled a bit before his smile faded and his eyes widened. Val giggled nervously. "W-Wait... Vohox don't--"

"Wow, I'm not even touching you yet, and you're giggling!" Vox chuckled, raising his hands and wiggling his fingers teasingly.

"VAX--" Val voice cracked watching to back away, but his legs were numb

"I'm... gonna... getcha!" Vox scribbled his fingers all over Val's stomach.

"EEP-- Vohohox!! Nahahahaho!"

"Thank GOD I have you handcuffed right now~"

"You cheheheheheater!!"

"Me? Cheat? How dare you think that!~" Vox snickered. He moved one of his hands under his boyfriends thigh and SQUEEZED it gently.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VOHOHOHOX-- VOHOHOX NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!! OH MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!!"

"Tickle Tickle my little lee~"

"DOHOHOHON'T TEHEHEHEHEASE MEHEHEHEHE!!"

"Aww, no teases? Too bad!" Vox smirked and traced his finger along Val's side, making it worse.

"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHO! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!"

"Not there? Sheesh! Where do you want me to go than Val?~"

"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO WHEHEHEHEEHERE!"

"But that's no fun~" Teased Vox, he then shot his hands to Valentinos upper underarms.

"VOHOHOHOHOHOHOX!!! FUHUHUHUCKING NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Val covered his blushy face with his cuffed upper hands.

"Aww~ look how cute you are! It's like you're BEGGING for me to tickle you~"

"VAAHAHAHAHAOX!!"

"Yessssss Val?~" Vox used one of his hands to poke at Val's waist

"SHIHIHIHIHIT!! NOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

"Yehehehehes!" Vox mocked having an evil glint in his eyes

"PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE!! I CAN'T TAHAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIT!!" Val was pn the verge of tears at this point. Vox rolled his eyes and stopped tickling the poor moth

"Are you sorry?"

"Y-yehehes... holy fuhuhuck..." Val giggled breathlessly, taking in air.

"Good~!" Vox smiled and uncuffed Val's (4) wrists.

"Who... whohoho even gave you thohose?"

"Velevette."

"She is soooo dehead..." Val curled up a bit, wiping away the tears that were in his eyes

"Did I... go too far?" Vox tilted his TV head in slight concern.

"Nah..." Val chuckled and picked Vox up, placing him on his lap.

"Such a kinky bitch..." Vox's face flushed a bit.

"Yeah, yeah." Val rolled his eyes and planted a kiss on Vox's head

"Ohhh... everyone is gonna LOVE this!!" Was Velvette recording in the corner? Yes. Yes, she was. She was gonna humiliate them horribly online.

🩷End💙

[nikki-tine]

Eager lee mood, hm?

Does that mean that, even if a fluffy little critter -- or a soft ghost hand, or maybe even a smol Sparky or Bori -- were to sneak their way under your shirt, you wouldn't even fight it? 💙 Would you just squirm and giggle, loving every helpless moment as they fluttered along your cute belly, your squishy sides, maybe under your arms, tooooo? Not that you could stop them even if you wanted to... they're pretty fast, and with them wriggling under your clothes, they'd be pretty tough to grab, too!

Maybe someone should draw that... perhaps a sampling of all three... I wonder which would tickle the most?

Anyway~

Good luck with that!

EEP- ////!!!!!

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[fragileizywriting]

it's a quiet night at elysium and adrien has apparently chosen warfare. to be honest, he didn't mean to, but that won't hold up in court. maybe he should confess to a preacher of some kind. apologize to the lord. at least apologize to luka who is so estatic, eyes wide and shining. if he were younger, the man would be stimming on his feet, but he suffices with just shining more cups.

it all starts like this.

elysium hasn't opened yet, but will be very, very soon. nino's still fixing himself something to eat, alya's being alya upstairs, and luka is eyeing the bagel on a napkin marinette had brought him with worry and something that vaguely looks like contempt. at the moment, without the lights and the music, marinette looks a little bit out of place with her cut out bodysuit, something off shoulder and one strapped and black and mesh and glittering with fine specs of gold. her earrings are huge, hidden under inky-black hair, and they twinkle every time she moves.

she looks out of place.

she won't be soon, because that outfit is perfect for dancing, even though adrien is worried about those knee-high stiletto boots and praying that his toes won't be severed off, but it is what it is. as of yet, adrien reads; they'd joked before that the only time adrien isn't reading is when he's on the dancefloor with her, though sometimes she laughs while they dance that his eyes are glassed over as if he has an audiobook or an e-reader playing in his head.

"wow, puppy. your eyes really are gorgeous, huh? i just love looking at you." marinette sighs at him, just as he flips to the next page.

"thanks," he says, nonplussed at how amorous she is even though they're not dating or anything of the sort. flirting for marinette is like breathing, and he doesn't take it seriously ever. "your kids can have them too, if you want."

hm. something about that wasn't right. wait, did he just— did— did he—

marinette eeps, face turning scarlet.

oh, shit. he did.

"i mean," he tries, "uh, i'm sure your kids will have— uh. i mean they probably won't have green eyes because genetics and whatever unless you have kids with someone who has green eyes, but i—"

he shuts his mouth with a click, and hides in his book before he says anything else. luka laughs all night, much to his dismay.

[diaborodevil]

Manaless

Beasts take on many forms some are disproportionate while others are oddly perfect some retain a humanoid shape while others have drastically different forms some even grow scales or feathers some even grow more limbs

Catherine:

Carlos: but a commonality between beasts is that they usually have a tail

Catherine: okay wait a what

(Catherine looks and sees that there is obviously a tail)

Catherine: oh great fathers oh great fathers I have a tail

Carlos: calm down calm down uh that’s the last thing you tell them

Catherine: ahhhhhhh

Carlos: hey hey uh look

(Carlos turns around lifting his robe to reveal a small tail)

Carlos: see your not the only one here with a tail

Catherine: why are you telling me all this stuff

Carlos: it’s to ease the fact that your now a different type of human

Catherine: give me a mirror

Carlos: what

Catherine: GIVE ME A MIRROR

Carlos: woah bad idea last time I gave someone a mirror they freaked out badly

Catherine: grrrr hmph

Carlos: okay your decision just don’t freak out

(Carlos proceeds to hand Catherine a mirror as she takes a long look at her reflection)

Catherine: GREAT FATHERS IM

Carlos:

Catherine: oh yeah no freaking out wait a minute am I ah don’t look at me

(Carlos proceeds to turn towards the cave entrance takes a book from his back and looks through the pages)

Carlos: hm what page was it aw there it is

Catherine: where what is

(Carlos turns around eyes closed and aims his staff)

Carlos: fabricate clo thing

(Suddenly a toga like outfit appears on Catherine)

Catherine: huh

Carlos: did it work can I look

Catherine: uh yeah why is it an outfit like this though

Carlos: beasts are random so beasts clothes are hard to make also being asymmetric makes it’s harder

Catherine: asymmetric

Carlos: all your limbs are different sizes

Catherine: are they

Carlos: enough chit chat (Carlos pulls his hood up) if you don’t want to get caught it’s probably best to follow me

Catherine: no I think I’ll stay in this cave

Carlos: they’ll find you eventually and there isn’t much

Catherine: where are you headed

Carlos: new leaf I got a horse and wagon there then it’s off to cyeris

Catherine: okay I’ll follow

Carlos: stand still

Catherine: what

Carlos: I can hear you reveal yourselfs

(Pan up to the top of a cliff some distance away)

Kyle: seems like someone beat us to the punch

Herry: do you really think he heard us

Kyle: no he’s probably trying to scare us

Carlos: hey stop the chitchat I can hear you

Catherine: wait are those oh hey there my friends maybe they’ll understand

(A fireball flys past her face)

Catherine: eep

Carlos: they aren’t currently your friends run

Catherine:

Carlos: RUN

Kyle: oh my god he must be insane thinking he can converse with a beast

Herry: then you better beat it out of him

(Kyle jumps down the cliff towards the bottom of the cliff and draws a sword)

Kyle: you are in our way from helping our friend

Carlos: how do you plan on doing that there’s only two options for beasts slavery or execution

Kyle: we’ll figure something out

Carlos: well I started helping her first so get in line

Kyle: you think your qualified

Carlos more qualified then you

Kyle: oh I’ll show you qualified

(Kyle tries to strike Carlos with his sword while Carlos keeps blocking it)

Kyle: just let me hit you

Carlos: no way pal

(Carlos tries to hit Kyle with his staff but Kyle keeps dodging)

Kyle: this is taking to long igneous burst

Carlos: oh so you a fire mage is that all you got

Kyle: it isn’t cocytus flow

(Suddenly a trail of ice forms causing Carlos to jump as Carlos lands his hood falls off)

Kyle: so it is true your mother is a beast

10 years ago

Kyle: I can’t wait once you become a mage you can pay for me to become one early

Grace: that’s right sweety it’ll be easy just wai

Arch mage: are you ready for the enlightenment process

Grace: I am

Arch mage: it should be a quick process

Grace: what what’s happening to me

Arch mage: uh uhhhh

(The arch mage passes out)

Kyle: mom mom are you still there

Grace: rawr rawr ruh rawwr

Kyle: don’t worry I’ll help you

Later

Arch mage: uh what happened wait did your mother

Kyle: yes she ran into the woods

Arch mage: I’m sorry at least you have your father

Kyle: yeah

A week later

Howard: if only you were still here grace I need you wait a minute I hear something in the shed

Grace: grawr

Howard: ahhh

Elsewhere

Herry: wow that’s a lot of guards

Kyle: yeah going towards the lower class section

Catherine: oh isn’t your dad supposed to be home early today

Herry: hey where are you going

Kyle’s home

Kyle: dad what happened

Howard: there was a beast in the shed but the guards were able to take care of it it’s okay

Kyle: yeah it’s okay

3 years later

Kyle: hey mom it’s me

Grace: grawr

Kyle: things have been going okay dad is still single says you were the only one for him

Grace: raw

Kyle: I’m trying my best but it’s hard to keep going on with you in here it’s hard

7 years later

Kyle: hey mom it’s it’s finally time for me to officially become a mage can you believe it

Grace: rawr

Kyle: I’ll I’ll let you know how it goes

Back to now

Carlos: are are you crying

Kyle: I I can’t imagine how it feels growing up with a beast as a mother your entire life

Five years ago

Carlos: are you sure it’s a good idea for me to become a mage what if they find out what I am

Sean: it’ll be fine I believe in yeah ain’t that right sweetie

Sera: reahhhhhhh

Carlos: your right mom I’ll do it

Sean: still so hard to believe you can understand her

Later

Arch mage: are you ready

Carlos: I am uh uhhhhhh

Later

Arch mage: I can’t believe it he’s he’s

Doctor: he’s half beast

Arch mage: that means one of his parents must be a beast

Later

Arch mage: look at this man procreating with a beast

Sean: no it’s not like that

Arch mage: and look at this abomination guards take him away

Carlos: augh

Sera: GRRRREAWWWWWWWWWWWWH

Arch mage: despicable take the beast away

Sera: reahhh

Carlos: mom

Sera: CARLOS

Carlos: mommm

Sean: run Carlos run

Present

Carlos: wait where did the other guy go Catherine *inhale* *exhale* enhance beast

Kyle: huh hey where are you going wait how does he know wait earlier he said can he wait he’s getting away uhhhh

Carlos: I am not failing another person I can’t fail any more people

Further in the forest

Herry: can we truly help her wait how is he moving so fast

Carlos: stay away from her

Herry: you don’t know what you’re doing

Carlos: neither do you

Herry: what do you mean

Carlos: you really think catching her is the best course of action taking away her freedom

Herry: she’s out of control so she must be contained

Carlos: wow the church really has you hypnotized

Herry: silence half beast

Carlos: do you know what beast I’m half of

Herry: what do you mean

Carlos: I am Carlos Mcklaine the prince of sheep

Kyle: Herry catch him

Herry: he’s he’s the

Kyle: the what

Herry: he’s the prince of sheep

Kyle: what does that mean

Herry: it means his mother is a strong beast

Kyle: that doesn’t change anything we need him him out of the way to catch Catherine

Carlos: take me on illuminos Maximus

Kyle and Herry: augh

Kyle: uh we lost them

Later

Carlos: hey are you in there

Catherine: yeah why would they

Carlos: normal people can’t understand beast I can but that’s cause I’m half n half but I uh got my wagon if your ready to start heading towards cyeris

Catherine: uh yeah I am

Carlos: it’s been a crazy day so you might want to get some rest

Westloft slave barracks

Kyle: hey mom I’m sorry for not coming yesterday it’s just things have been crazy but it finally happened I’m a mage now

Grace: rawh

Kyle: but my friend turned into a beast

Grace: reaah

Kyle: have you heard of the queen of sheep

Grace: rah

Kyle: well I met someone who might be son to a beast and I think he might be able to understand beasts

Grace: rar

Kyle: so hopefully I can save my friend and convince that guy to allow us to have a full conversation

Grace: reeah

Kyle: I’m sorry but it might be a while till our next conversation I love you mom

And that is that wew

[t0kidal]

Return From Origins Part 4

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(Ok! Time for serious talk, serious talk only here.)

Part 3 ; Masterlist

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After relocating to Kalego’s office:

“You knew that those who returned to origins have decided to devote their lives to destruction beyond all reasoning and whatever the hell they want with no regards for their rank and the rank of others as well as their own safety and the well being of others! Why! How could you make that decision! Are you out of your mind!?”

“… I returned to origins because I couldn’t stand living by the laws of people who left me behind. And that those laws, both social and legal, allowed those who were merely physically stronger than me to cause me harm or challenge me…”

“And what about us? Opera, Shichiro, Me? Were we not enough for you? Were we not there for you to help when you needed us?!”

“You were, You were enough for me... but that’s the worst part... that I chose to throw that tantrum despite that. Maybe in an effort to prove my own strength and determine my own capabilities because I couldn’t stand leeching onto the three of you.”

“... You left… turned your back on demon society.”

“I left so that I wouldn’t hurt anyone at Babyls...”

“Yes, and instead you chose to terrorize some obscure village in turn.”

“BECAUSE THEY DIDN��T MEAN AS MUCH TO ME!”

“...”

After a long pause...

“... What made you come back?”

“I was bored... and I noticed over time… that things started to change… I started to miss what I had…”

“... sigh”

He was torn. But you knew that he would choose his duty over this waning relationship, after all both of you might only say "we went to school together" and nothing more. You really did miss them... but perhaps because you weren’t strong enough to forgive your clan for disappearing, you weren’t able to keep the demons who were there for you later in life. 

“I’m not a forgiving demon… Shichiro told me you were on probation of some kind, so as Babyls’ guard dog, consider the fact that I’m watching you. Pull anything out of line or put any of the students here in danger and I will put. you. down.”

“Understood. I wouldn’t have it any other way, Kalego.”

He pauses at his name, but doesn’t say anything else.

“Ah, before I forget, I have a son now.”

“WHAAAT!?”

~~~

As expected, when betrayed, that dog won’t forgive easily. But hopefully, with time, you could learn to trust each other again.

For now, it’s all about Iruma-

Something bumps into you as you made your way back to the library.

“I-I’m so sorry, Ms.-!!”

Your eyes lock, and the nameless student freezes in fear. 

‘Hm? Are they actually frozen?’ 

That’s not the best quality to have when trying to survive in the netherworld...

“E-EEP! I’MSORRY IT WON’THAPPEN AGAIN!” they quickly yell and run off.

‘At least they were polite about it...’ 

But this does raise the question on what to do about your eyes... 

Contacts would be the most secure than glasses... though generally uncomfortable.

Such musings followed you back to the library where you continued to think whilst organizing some of the books there.

Perhaps... a veil? Most of the time only demons of high society wore those... and while they were held as a status symbol as well as a fashion piece there was a kind of... allure to them that you thought wouldn’t suit your current state of wild hair and body build from life in the wilderness.

Maybe if you had stayed.

“Y/n-chan~!”

Ah, the principal.

“Hello, Sullivan.”

“Hm~ I just thought I’d stop by and give you a little something that should help you during your time here~”

He presents a simple, metal, blind mask. Nothing too ornate save for gentle inked etchings. (hhhhhh spent so long looking for a reference, it’s just “fatui mask” from genshin or whatever you want to imagine there.)

Your concerns with having your vision inhibited are eased as you retained full vision, must’ve been due to some magic...

“It suits you~!”

“Thank you again, Sullivan... for everything really.”

“It was no problem~!”

“I have a question though... what exactly do you get out of me being part of your clan? You and I both know that as... well... myself, it doesn’t reflect well.”

“On the contrary~! I think having you around would be good for Iruma! And I get to have a lovely daughter! Though she is a little rough around the edges! Not to mention, this is an opportunity to see if the harm caused by the Netherworld’s shortcomings could be redeemed...” 

His voice takes on a more serious tone. You had heard that he was around to witness the demon king’s disappearance... perhaps the backlash from such could be partially to blame for your own mistakes, but that isn’t entirely true. For now, for the sake of those who come after (who will do better), it’s best to suck up and ensure they don’t go astray.

“Wait, did you say daughter?”

“Well what else would you be?”

“Uh... some kind of proxy... or something...”

“Now now, because if Iruma is my grandson, and you’re his mom it’s only logical that you’re my daughter~! You are his mom yes~?” he peers at you from behind his spectacles. 

“I’m... yes, I’m his mom...” saying it aloud sounded condemning... not that you minded though.

“And don’t worry~! Opera and I will be there to help him grow!”

“That’s... a relief... I actually wanted to talk to you about his education.”

“Of Course!”

You spent the rest of your evening like that, till it was time to return to your son at least, talking about methods to teach him how to survive.

You knew it would be a little risky but you really wanted to teach him survival as soon as possible. Sullivan, reasonably hesitant on the matter, eventually relented on the grounds that either Opera or him would supervise. 

Mostly because your idea of survival training would be to live like a wild hell beast again. But, you both agreed that that could wait till Iruma was a little older than infancy.

~~~

You’re back with Iruma again. 

He’s staring at you, a little fatter now, but that was for the better.

Perfect for belly raspberries and chubby cheek kissies. 

How could you even describe this feeling.

“gaa!”

“Yes, yes, you’re so lovely and cute Iruma~”

Unconditional love. It felt like a warm beam of sun on a clear autumn day. It felt like being encompassed in a little den, like the hell deer and their little fauns or the dire bear and her cubs. It felt like hope, and anticipation for the days ahead that you two would get to share. It was like a whole other welcoming world you were familiar with but completely foreign to. 

“My little Iruma~ I love you.”

Yes, the words ‘I love you’ might never be spoken to anyone else other than this little bundle of joy, this complete adoration and devotion to another in such a way that you would flip the world upside down if only to protect your son.

Your Son. Your beautiful baby boy.

Should his biological parents even dare to approach him after leaving behind such a gift of life and love you weren’t sure what you’d do. 

Probably go ape shit.

“Iruma~ Mamamamama. You... you have so much room to grow...”

That afternoon nothing could be heard but a bit of baby talk and whispered wonders of the love of a mother for her child. It filled the room, it floated on the air like a blessing, it traveled through the cracks under the door and into the cracks in your heart and sealed them shut.

Every moment in your life couldn’t compare to the opportunity handed to you, to love and be loved like there was no other. You’d hope that everyone might be able to feel like this one day.

~~~

(Thank you for waiting! I was thinking about how I should go forward with writing this piece in addition to The Alef. I wanted clean writing but clean writing, as I realized backreading everything, felt... a little sterile and didn’t capture the right essence I wanted for each moment portrayed in the story.

Hopefully it’ll be a smooth transition to a more flexible writing style.)

[angelbvn]

(For the color asks) mahogany wine mauve and rust

Sorry if that’s a lot!

eep dw! thank you for the asks <33

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

:D i legit have no clue— i’m a libra- that’s all i know (i’ll find out and tell u one day if you’d like :3)

wine: do you have a ‘type’

hmm crazy obsessive anddd sarcastic anddd…hm idk i’m not too picky? i think. i sorta just like whatever i like (that sounds so bad but-) also maybe a switch, since ‘m too unpredictable w my wants :D

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

umm i think weddings are kind dull and overrated, like..i think they’re made a bigger deal then they should be. (idk if that counts :D)

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

Ooo i like basically all forms of art! probably drawing is the one i do most but i love making poems as well :3

[fillxsargeloverfan]

A Mystery Adventure Chapter 29

“Hmm…Good timing. The, mmm, V-Wave season is upon us, so I thought I’d slap something together, hm?” said Quagsire once we got to the Paradise Center. The board behind Quagsire quickly caught Dunsparce’s attention. “What is it? This thing?” he said. “It shows the V-Wavecast.” Gurdurr says. “The V-Wave…cast?” says Tepig confused. “What? You don’t even know about that? Hmph! Fine. Then I guess the great Scraggy will do you dimwits a special favor and-” says Scraggy. “Hmmmm?” says Quagsire.

“Eep! Er, no, I mean-I’d just love the chance to tell you all about it…Uh, for starters…the wave type changes every day. That’s no different from how the weather works, right? Normally you kinda wonder about what the weather’s gonna be each day, right? So any twerp in the know will check the weather forecast. Same for V-Waves. The V-Wavecast’ll tell you the wave types for the next coupla days. In other words…It’s like a weather report just for V-Waves. Oh, just look at the stupid board already, wouldja?

You can see the different types, right?”

“It’s true. Today’s a Fighting-type wave and…tomorrow’s Electric…and then Water.” says Tepig. “I get it! And since today is a Fighting-type wave…Fighting-type Pokémon have an advantage. Since I’m a Normal type, I’m always weak to Fighting types. That means that if I want to go out adventuring today…I guess I’d better be extra careful around Fighting-type enemies.” said Dunsparce. “But then tomorrow’ll be an Electric-type V-Wave! You won’t always have it so bad, Dunsparce…And then I’ll be the one gettin’ an extra shot of power! Hah!” said Emolga.

“Mmm-hmm. That pretty much sums it up, hmm? You all should, mmm, use the V-Wavecast just like that.” says Quagsire. Just than the ground started to shake. “Wha…What is that?!” said Tepig. “Up there! It’s gonna crash!” Gurdurr said loudly. We all look up to see a big thing headed near us. “It’s headed right for us!!!” said Emolga. “Eep! Run for it!” said Scraggy as we run as fast as we can. The thing then crashed and a Victini appeared. “Ta-daaa! Victini’s here!” said Victini. “Wh-what just happened?” said Tepig. “Well, if it ain’t Victini! What’s with the flashy entrance, huh? And crashing down like this…That mean you’re opening shop here this year?” said Gurdurr.

“Yup. Right here. I decided. Without asking. Lucky you, huh? V-Wheeeeeel!!!” Victini explained. “Gurdurr, you…know this guy?” said Tepig. “Sorta. Though it’s not just me. Everyone here knows him. He’s called Victini. He always shows up when V-Wave season rolls around.” Gurdurr explained. “And…what’s that thing?” Dunsparce asked. “That? That is my precious…V-Wheeeeeel!!! It’s the tool of my trade. Totally. Spin this right here and you can change today’s V-Wave.” Victini answered. “Wha-! Do you mean you can change the V-Wave type?” Tepig said.

“Yup. With my trusty…V-Wheeeeeel!!! You sure can. Definitely. But it’s all up to luck. No guarantee. And the…V-Wheeeeeel!!! Can only be spun once a day. With only one chance, you’d better not blow it. Nope. But if you make enough money, who knows? You could pick any type you like! Or maybe not. Find out for yourself! V-Wheeeeeel!!!”

“Victini! It’s been ages, hasn’t it?” said Virizion.

“Ah! Virizion! Long time, no seeeeee! You’re living here now. Obviously.”

“And you’re just as lively as ever, aren’t you? But…you know, the whole…V-Wheeeeeel!!! And striking a pose thing? You may want to tone it down or other Pokémon could get annoyed, you know?”

“Yeah. You’re right about that. I get it. I’m gonna stop. Absolutely. Maybe. V-Wheeeeeel!!!”

“Ford? And Tepig? Victini might seem a bit much, but…He’s a really nice Pokémon, deep down. He wanted to help out the Pokémon who are inconvenienced by the V-Wave…and that’s why he travels around the world with his V-Wheel, you know?”

“Yup! I go around and around the world! Around and around and around! And my V-Wheel goes around and around with me!” Victini starts to laugh. “V-Wheeeeeel!!!”

“Well, anyway, you should probably only use the V-Wheel when you really need it. In other words, only when you feel you absolutely MUST change the V-Wave, OK?”

“Yeah. You’re probably right about that. Ford! We can only spin the V-Wheel once a day, so…let’s think carefully before using it, OK?” Tepig replied. “Yep!” I said.

[lemon-allergies]

🌶 Are you a sub, dom, or a switch? Do you prefer giving or receiving?

🥕 Have you ever had a threesome/orgy/multiple partners at once? If not, would you like to?

🍊 Do you own any toys? Have you used any? What is your favorite?

For Gundham, Yukino, Mikan, and Hajime

Gundham:

“Ha! Foolish..my powers are so fast that none would be able to compare! That means obviously I shall be on top! Only if one can overpower my abilities shall I do otherwise. As such..recieving can be nice..”

“Hm..multiple partners..? For one such as I..I wouldn’t mind. However, we must be in a committed bond for my acceptance..”

“Erk!! Such bravery that you should ask this!! …Hmph..I have some..locked..away. Such as hand scuffs, blind folds and..one or some shibari..”

Yukino:

“Hm..I am rather versatile..doing either role would be fine by me..hehe there is something both appealing at being at my partners mercy or vice versa or each role..I do prefer to give..”

“I have not. However; I wouldn’t be opposed..I would give it some thought..”

“I have a few just in case..I have some strap ons and a dildo I have used once or twice..this is rather private though. I also am interested in shibari and have blindfolds as well..”

Mikan:

“I-i..I would..prefer to bottom! I-it’s less stressful..though I won’t deny..there’s a small part of me that wonders about topping..b-but I’ll happily do anything for a partners enjoyment! Giving definitely!”

“Eep! I-I would be fine with that..I-i have heard..nevermind..I-i would be interested if ever to happen..!”

“Hehe..h-how embarrassing..maybe a few..like I have a small bit of vibrators and gags..as for if I used them..s-sometimes..I-i..wah! I-I’m not being gross right!?”

Hajime:

“I..don’t have a preference. Whatever position my partner prefers I can take on that role. Though..I admit receiving is pretty nice when I can get it, though I do love giving too. This is..hard to decide.”

“I mean..why not. If I was dating multiple people, than I would be just fine with doing that. Just not in a one night stand as I’m just not into that in general. More than one partner during the act is fine by me.”

“…th-that’s a little private don’t you think..? Ugh whatever. I got one or two strap ons..and I got a vibrator from the mono mono machine once..that I totally haven’t used!” (He has)

[cupid-kohane-official]

ngghh... where...?

[Kohane slowly sits up, rubbing her head. She checks her surroundings, finding she's stuck in a white room.]

... ohhh no...

Azusawa.

eep-!

[Kohane is face to face with a seraph, a chill going down her spine. The seraph places a paper on the table, revealing itself to be a contract.]

what...? but... i'm not done with my client yet...

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are unable to continue with your current arrangements. Our best course of action is to switch your client with someone else's, but we cannot proceed without your permission.

so another cupid is going to help shiraishi?

(... maybe this is for the best... but even so...)

excuse me, but is it possible for me to continue seeing shiraishi even with the changes in place?

We wouldn't recommend it. Even with her memories of you wiped from her mind, there is still a risk she will fall for you again.

[...]

what?

[Is she hearing this right? Are they going to erase An's memories?]

I said we wouldn't recommend it. Even with-

no, no! i-i didn't mean it literally! please tell me you're not going to actually erase her memories...!

Humans and cupids cannot fall in love with each other. It is unprofessional and can lead to dangerous changes within a cupid's psyche. With too much heartache, a cupid could become like them.

... but even so... it's not fair! those are her memories, she should have the right to keep them!

...? That is unlike you, Azusawa...

huh?

[The seraph goes silent for a moment.]

Are you in love too?

no, i just...! i don't want her to forget... not when she's already made a lot of progress...

Hm... three days.

what-?

Three days to make a decision. Sign the contract, and we'll send you to another client. Refuse, and you will have to say goodbye to your wings.

...?!

[Kohane can't help but feel great dread, curling in on herself.]

under... stood...

Good. We will see you in three days.

wait- AH!

[Kohane falls through a portal of light under her.]

[omo-goose]

I am starting to feel a bit full now eep

not super desperate, but maybe I should try to be more desperate o.o?

- (melty)

of course darling, you can always be more desperate!

and you've gotten this far haven't you?

you're doing so well, why not keep going for us hm?

[moth-boyy]

sometimes self care is letting yourself feel comforted by a collar & an oversized hoodie

[ira-hydrangea]

Hello! Can I request a continuation of Octavinelle x white shark mermaid reader? Azul and Idia are in their club's room and Y/n has the habit of going here to give Azul news and something to eat. Y/n gives her homecooking to Idia too and Idia has now a crush on her. But the only problem is : he's too shy to confess, his waifu is a social butterfly (even if people are scared of her looks) and at last, her 3 friends won't let any boy date her. Thank!

This maybe a first requested fanfic from you. So I hope you enjoyed this continuation from this post.

Idia x Shark Mermaid Reader!

Idia didn’t know since when he have a crush on you.

He clearly knows that you like to get into the club room and send Azul some lunch. He knows that you like to laugh around with the twin. And he knows that you like to sleep wit- NEVER MIND THAT!

He wants to start a conversation with you but he is never able to do that. Either because he is too shy or because of Azul and the twin glare.

Imagine his surprise when you show up as usual but start to converse with him.

“Hi! You are Idia, right?” 

“W-What did you want?!” Idia asks alarmed.

“E-eh? There nothing to be scared. I just want to give you this lunch box. You see, I’m go a little bit overboard when making some lunch today.”

OMG!! IS THIS LIKE THIS SCENE IN HIS GAME WHERE THE FL WANTS TO GIVE SOME BENTO TO HER SWEETHEART SO THAT THE AFFECTION LEVEL CAN RISE UP AND-

“Hello?”

Azul look at the conversation interestingly,”Y/n, if you make extra, you can clearly give them to Floyd Instead of Idia. I doubt he will accept i-”

“I TAKE IT!” Idia said with a loud voice take the box out from your hands.

“Huh? Okay?”

“My~ What an interesting scene, Idia,” Azul said. Idia realizes what he has done just burst into a red flame and covers his face with the lunch box before running out of the room.

“Eh? Idia? Where are you going?”

“I TAKE ABSENCE FOR TODAY! maybe for tomorrow too and the next day.”

You just look at the expression before letting out a small giggle. “My~ What a cute fish~ Make me want to eat him.”

“Y/N?!!?!” Azul look at you in shock.

Inside your lunch box already become quite a mess after Idia opens it in his room. He starts to feel sad because of it. But after one taste of your food, he got pretty much addicted.

“So this is the taste of the real food...”

“EH?! NI-SAN?! WHO BENTO IS THAT?!”

“EEP!!! ORTHO!!”

When our little baby, Ortho learns about Idia's crush and the bento is from you. He smiles.

“So~ You are official now?”

“WHAT?!”

Under Ortho pressure, Idia starts to work to make a perfect confession but... HE SHOULD NOTICE THE OBSTACLE HE NEEDS TO EVADE!!

“We are very sorry, Idia-san. But Y/n is still pretty busy. If there is something you want to tell her. Please, feel free to do it with us.” Jade said with a smile.

Idia gulp under the pressure. He can feel the glare of the other person.

“Uh... I’m good.”

“Idia. I know it was you. Are you finally interested to make a contract with me?” Azul appears with his business smile.

“Huh? Why should I?”

“Fufu~ How about a contract regarding your little problem. Hm? I can help you but my price will be quite high for this.”

Idia can only weep internally. WHY MUST YOU HAVE HIGH-RANKING FRIENDS!!! *Sob* He will return after he is charged... 

Ortho needs to teach Idia some self-confidence if he wants to have an aunt.

[arc-misadventures]

Can we get Yang kabedon Jaune but with her legs after she finds out from a little bird (Nora) that he thinks she has one of the best thighs? Tell me she wouldn't use that information to her advantage.

Aggressive Negotiations

(Wham!)

Yang: Hey, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-H-Hey… Y-Yang… W-What’s up…?!

Yang: Not much, just wanted to chat~!

Jaune: W-What about…?!

Yang: A little birdy me you have a thing for thighs~!

Jaune: W-We all have out preferences, what about it?!

Yang: So~ Little birdy also said, you thought I had the best thighs in, Beacon; Is that true~?

Jaune: A-Among the top five actually…

Yang: And, where I among the top five…?

Jaune: F-Fourth…

Yang: Fourth?! Whose beating me?!

Jaune: I-I don’t really think I should say any…?!

(Wham!! Crack!)

Jaune: Glynda, Pyrrha, Nora, You, and Ruby!

Yang: …

Yang: Damn, can’t really argue I’m the best against, Pyrrha, let alone, Glynda…

Jaune: D-Does that mean I…?!

Yang: However~? I can still prove I am the best~!

Jaune: Uhhh…?!

Yang: Jaune, do you think I posed myself like this just to show how flexible I am~?

Jaune: Yes…?

Yang: Well… True. But, I wanted to show you my thighs~!

Jaune: Eh?

Yang: My big, thic juicy thighs~!

Jaune: Wha…?

Yang: My melon crushing thighs~!

Jaune: Grk?!

Yang: Don’t you want to steal a peek?

Jaune: Uhhhh…!

Yang: That’s it, take a good long look, Lover Boy~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Eep?!!

Yang: Awww… I told you to take a good long look, you to scared to gaze upon perfection~?

Jaune: Y-Yes! Yes I am…

Yang: And, why is that?

Jaune: W-Well… If you are going to do this… M-Maybe you should have chosen a longer skirt…

Yang: Eh?

Jaune: P-Purple…

Yang: Hm?

Yang: Oh!

Yang: Oh silly, Jaune~! That’s why I wore the skirt in the first place~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: help…

[five-rivers]

Danger First

Chapter 10

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@pocketramblr :)

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One day - and not even a whole day, because of travel time and Inko wanted Izuku home for dinner- simply wasn't enough time to master a quirk. Although he could turn Float on and off, now. So, they made plans to come back next week, and the next, up until the sports festival. Which. Wow. Really was only two weeks away.

Izuku had never realized how close to the beginning of the school year it was.

He was going to die.

"You're not going to die," said Mr. Yagi. "I'm not going to say the sports festival isn't important, because it is, it's one of the best ways to make professional connections for students, but not doing well isn't the end of the world, especially not in your first year. No one expects you to be perfectly polished."

"But," said Izuku, "I'm supposed to be the next you! I've got to stand out, right?"

Mr. Yagi looked very guilty. "I... may have given you that impression when we were first training, yes. But, since then, with all my research into the past holders... few of them were popular, flashy heroes. If you want to walk the same path as me, that's great. But you don't have to. Even I didn't really start that chapter of my life until after college."

Izuku looked down at his hands, letting silence fill the space between them as he contemplated Mr. Yagi's words. "This isn't about me manifesting One for All differently, is it?"

"What? No, no of course not, my boy. I mean, it certainly helped me come to this conclusion, I wouldn't have done so much research without it! But I certainly hope I would have come to the same conclusion eventually, even so."

"Okay..." said Izuku, still dubious.

"I mean it," protested Mr. Yagi. "Most of my work is essentially underground, you know. There's a reason the battle trial was what it was."

"H-huh? You? Underground? But you're so recognizable!"

"Am I? I firmly believe in bringing all my resources to bear in the fight against evil! Ha ha!"

His laugh devolved into a cough, and he fumbled for a handkerchief. But he recovered quickly enough.

"I guess that makes sense," said Izuku, cautiously, once he thought Mr. Yagi wasn't going to start coughing again.

"You didn't think I stayed number one by popularity alone, did you?"

"I- the formulas the Hero Commission uses to determine rankings are secret, and it only includes spotlight heroes, so when I extrapolated the hero billboard rankings, yes, I assigned a high weight to popularity. There were always some discrepancies between my predictions and the end results, but I figured I missed some events, or the commission assigned them different values…"

"That's quite impressive, my boy. But, though popularity is a factor, the HPSC does take unpublicized fights and rescues into account. Assuming you report them…"

That was the second time Mr. Yagi had mentioned not telling the commission something.

"Do you, um, do you do that a lot? Not tell the commission things, I mean."

"Eh? No, no, I try to stay up on my paperwork. I get a lot of help from Naomasa, though. Some heroes, especially independent ones, without an agency, do have trouble keeping up, sometimes."

"It's just… the other day you said something about not telling the commission about All for One."

"Ah," said Mr. Yagi. He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel. "You're quite right. How should I put this… The HPSC knows All for One exists, and I have made them generally aware of his modern exploits. I haven't told them about his ability to give quirks, though they may know through other avenues, there are certain battles I've had with him that I haven't told them about, and they do not know about One for All."

“Why not?”

“Villains aren’t the only ones who seek power,” said Mr. Yagi. “The HPSC provides a vital service, and I think what one does matters more than why one does it, but… it is my observation that many of the people there are more concerned with personal power than doing the right thing. And positions of power and authority tend to draw in those who would abuse those things."

"Even heroics?"

"Especially heroics. The HPSC Ethics Review Board is supposed to stop that, but no system is perfect." He shook himself. "But look at me! I was trying to give you a pep talk, not saddle you with doubts about the government!"

Izuku laughed, nervously. "I mean, you've definitely distracted me from the sports festival…"

“Yes. The sports festival. Don’t worry about making a big spotlight combat debut. If you want to focus on rescue, or investigation, or the underground, I’ll support you all the way.” He paused. “You do need combat, though, because, because of-”

“All for One?”

“Yes, exactly. All for One.”

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“Way to kill the mood, guys,” said Banjo.

“I think the mood was thoroughly dead already,” said Yoichi.

“Unlike your brother,” said En. “Ninth’s father.”

“Come on, it was just a little omission of information. It wasn’t even a lie!”

“It was definitely a lie. You’re so lucky that my relief about you not being a pedophile eclipsed my righteous fury regarding your mendacity.”

“You know, the fact that you’re delivering that completely deadpan gives me doubts about the fury part.”

“I’m mad at you.”

“You love me.”

“Doesn’t mean I can’t be mad at you.”

“Hey, hey, wait a minute,” said Nana, making a ‘T’ shape with her hands. “Time out. Ninth’s father is All for One.”

“Yes,” said Yoichi, hanging his head, “I thought that had been established.”

“So, are we… What Toshinori is saying is completely valid, by the way… but, are we expecting this kid to fight his father? Is that a thing we’re doing?”

“Uh,” said Yoichi, “in our defense, we did think he was dead.”

“Maybe Eighth will get ‘im before Ninth has to deal with it,” suggested Banjo. “He’s got to have a better chance of that, now what with Fa Jin and all.” He paused. “But, you know what would give Ninth an even better chance, if he does have to fight his deadbeat dad-”

“He’s not a deadbeat,” interrupted Hikage.

“What?”

“Calling him a deadbeat would imply that he is neither supporting the Midoriyas financially nor regularly in contact with them. He is on both counts.”

“What?” squealed Bango.

“Did you miss his phone call with his father immediately following his return home after the USJ attack?”

“Oh,” said Yoichi, “no, I was very aware of my brother’s evil, evil voice. It’s just that these guys were too focused on scolding me to listen to anything I had to say. I still can’t believe he sent someone like that to attack his own son’s class.”

“Didn’t he, like, kill you?” asked En.

“No, my death was largely unrelated. You’ve got to remember, I was a chronically ill fugitive from the law with no money. Who told you that he killed me?”

Everyone looked at their immediate predecessor. Yoichi tracked the path back to Third, who had gone very stiff.

“What the heck, Third? You were there when I died. Why would you tell Hikage that?”

Third did not answer.

“Actually, what did he tell you, Hikage?

“Oh, it was very moving and heroic. It happened while you were saving a busload of metahuman orphans. You sacrificed yourself to let them get away from All for One. I even cried a little.”

“Is it weird that I’m now disappointed in myself for not dying like that?”

“Very,” said Nana.

“What were we talking about before this?” asked En.

“I have no idea,” said Banjo.

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Izuku delayed going to class, nervous about everyone's reactions to his quirk. It wasn't that he thought they'd reject him, but more that he had no answers for the inevitable questions.

But he also didn't want to be late.

"Todoroki was so cool!" Hagakure exclaimed as he opened the classroom door. "He was all like, blam, bam, swish! And- and he checked whether or not I was there first, before attacking, which was super cool of him."

Todoroki's expression was halfway between 'statue' and 'help, I've been hit by a truck.' "Cool?"

"Very cool."

"You've grown since the first day, kero."

"Ah! Midoriya!"

All heads turned towards him. In the next second, he was hugged by several people, which was more friendly skin contact than he'd had since… ever, probably.

"Eep," he said.

"We were so worried about you," said Uraraka. "We made a group chat, after, but since you were unconscious…"

"Hm," said Monoma, "your quirk still is definitely a stockpile…"

"Monoma!" shouted Iida. "Did you join this hug just to copy quirks?"

"And what of it?"

"But speaking of quirks," said Jiro, "you can fly now? We kind of went along with it at the time, but that's kind of different from a sensory quirk."

"I know," said Izuku, "and I have no explanation."

"Maybe your quirk stockpiles danger," said Monoma, contemplatively. He rubbed his chin with one finger. "That could be why you can sense danger- you're stockpiling it. Then, when the danger gets over a certain threshold, you can release it as flight… why are you all looking at me like that?"

"Oh, nothing," drawled Kaminari. "Just that you're more thoughtful than you look, pretty boy."

"I don't want to hear that from you."

"Th-thank you, Monoma! I'll have to mention it when I go to quirk counseling next."

Which may or may not be this afternoon, depending on how Mr. Aizawa felt and- His head snapped to the door. "Mr. Aizawa's coming!"

They all rushed to their seats. The door creaked open.

"Oh my gosh, he's a mummy."

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"Iida?"

"What is it, Midoriya?"

They were having a bit of a break during English while Present Mic cycled them through for short sessions with Hound Dog.

"I didn't have a chance to ask you earlier, but how's your brother?"

“He’s alright! It’s the first really major injury of his career, so he’s going to take it easy for the rest of the month, to make sure his engines heal properly. He’d prefer not to of course, but, ah, there is a silver lining.”

“That’s good,” said Izuku, encouragingly.

“I really shouldn’t be happy about it,” said Iida, rubbing the back of his neck, “but he’ll be able to come see me during the sports festival, and he probably would have been too busy if he were active.”

“I think it’s okay to be happy about good things, even if they happen because of bad things,” said Izuku. “It isn’t like we can go back and make the bad things not happen, after all…”

“That’s very true, Midoriya! What a mature way of thinking about things.”

Izuku didn’t know about that, but he was willing to take the compliment.

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“Midoriya,” said Shouta, who was absolutely and unquestionably recovered enough to teach. Even if he had zoned out in the corner of the room in his sleeping bag all morning rather than trekking back to the teacher’s lounge… or teaching any of his other classes… shut up. “What are you doing at the window?”

“O-oh. Mr. Aizawa. I didn’t know you were awake?”

It was, maybe, a little unfair to single Midoriya out like that, since the entire class was standing by the window, and the way Uraraka, Sero, and Midoriya were closest to it, with Monoma a close fourth, was concerning, but Midoriya was the first one Shouta saw, and the one most likely to to cave and tell him what was going on.

“Midoriya.”

“R-right. Well, going out the door seems a little unpleasant today, so we thought we’d switch it up?”

What did that even mean?

“We were going to bring you with us, of course,” continued Midoriya.

What did that even mean?

“Out the window.”

“Um. Yes.”

“What kind of unpleasant are we talking about?”

“Battle trial unpleasant?”

Shouta groaned and hauled himself up, walking over to the door. He looked out the window and made note of all the students from other classes standing out there, circling like sharks. Great. Maybe they needed to have an assembly about respecting boundaries or whatever, especially if the people whose boundaries were being crossed were potentially traumatized.

Something to bring up at the next staff meeting he attended. Which… would probably not be soon.

Anyway.

He opened the door.

(“A mummy,” whispered someone.)

(First his kids, then these kids… he wasn’t that wrapped up.)

(Was he?)

“What are you all doing here?” he asked, voice rasping rather more than he wanted it to.

The students didn’t seem inclined to answer. Someone did mutter something about the sports festival, but it was far from the complete answer that Aizawa wanted.

“Right. Whatever. Scoping out the competition is one thing, but you are aware that class 1-A is recovering from a traumatic experience. And you’re blocking traffic. Clear off.”

The crowd slowly dispersed. Shouta sighed. He knew this would only be the first of many such incidents. He made a note to talk to Nemuri about whether or not she’d be willing to donate some of her class time to talk about public relations.

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“You know,” said Nemuri, “if you actually rested, Recovery Girl would be able to heal you.”

“I know nothing of the sort,” said Shouta, glaring at his desk in the staff room. “I’m forgetting something.”

All Might walked in. “Er, young Aizawa,” he said. He paused for a painfully long, awkward moment. “Are you still meeting with young Midoriya today?”

“Crap.”

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Did Izuku expect Mr. Aizawa to come to their meeting? No. The man had casts on all of his limbs. But, he hadn’t cancelled it either. So, better safe than sorry, right?

But it had been a while, now. Izuku could probably safely assume he wasn't coming after a half hour. He got up, packed his bags, and reached out for the door handle-

Only to freeze as Mr. Aizawa yanked it open and pulled Mr. Yagi into the classroom after him.

Izuku scurried back to his seat.

"Nothing physical today," croaked Mr. Aizawa. "We're going to figure out your quirk."

“O-okay,” said Izuku.

Aizawa collapsed into the seat behind the teacher's desk. “To be short, this quirk, One for All or whatever, is complete nonsense.”

“Uh,” said Mr. Yagi. “Sorry?”

“Sorry,” whispered Izuku.

“You should be. Not you, Midoriya. You’re fine.”

“Okay?”

“Right. So. You’ve got two quirks right now. Danger Sense and Float. Unless something else showed up over the weekend?”

“No, it’s, um, it is just those two right now.”

“And you’ll most likely get Smokescreen, Blackwhip, and that strength enhancement eventually. Plus two mystery quirks.”

“That is what I’ve been able to find out,” said Mr. Yagi.

“So, we have to figure out some way to get all those under a coherent umbrella that can account for the mystery quirks, and before the sports festival, so the evil immortal supervillain doesn’t notice that you have quirks just like a bunch of people he had personal beef with.”

Mr. Yagi cursed in English. “I hadn’t thought about that.”

“Yeah, I wonder what else you haven’t thought about. Maybe this year I can get Nezu to take my suggestion about doing hero names before the sports festival seriously. You know we’ve had people stalk students before because for some godforsaken reason we use their real names? I need a drink.”

“Ah, water?”

“No.”

“Young Aizawa, you’re a teacher…”

“A career choice I question daily. Midoriya, do you have any thoughts about how to make your quirk make sense in a way that won’t get you killed or abducted by the HPSC?”

“I- Does that happen?” despite his conversation with Mr. Yagi over the weekend, he still had generally positive thoughts about the hero commission.

“I have no idea. Wouldn’t put it past them.”

“Well, um, I was talking to Monoma earlier, and he said something about stockpiling danger, and how it might let out the stockpile as the energy necessary to levitate- which, really, would be a fascinating quirk if it did work that way- but I thought it might also work for Smokescreen and the strength enhancement? I mean, general responses to danger are fight, flight, or hide, so the strength enhancement is fight, Float is flight, and Smokescreen would be hide…”

“That might work. What about Blackwhip.”

“Yeah, that one has kind of stumped me.”

“Blackwhip sure is a problem,” agreed Mr. Aizawa.

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The ghosts started laughing. “You’re a problem, Banjo,” chortled Nana.

“Come on, guys, that isn’t funny!”

"It is! It's hilarious!"

"They were just talking about All for One tracking the kid down and killing him!"

The mood sobered quickly.

"Considering that he is Ninth's father," said Hikage, "I suspect it's far too late for that."

"Yeah," said Yoichi. "But, just to be safe, and in case there are other weirdos out there, new rule: no giving him new quirks in public. Not that we can do anything about when he eventually manifests the stockpile…"

"What if he's going to die?" asked Hikage, raising his hand.

"He already got your quirk, why do you care?"

"We'd like to hear it," said Banjo, somewhat forcefully.

"Well, if he looks like he's going to die, do whatever you can to stop that from happening, I guess. But chucking a quirk he doesn't know how to use isn't always going to be the beat answer."

"Wait," said Nana. "Hold up a second. A few days ago we were talking about the potential for multiple quirk brain damage, weren't we?"

"Oh, good catch," said Yoichi. "I guess I forgot to mention it, which means Nana is the only one I'd trust babysitting my nephew in the event a quirk rewound him to elementary school age-"

"That is a suspiciously specific scenario," said En.

"-and all the rest of you are fired. You didn't even question giving him more quirks? Really?"

Hikage raised his hand. "I assumed you had discovered that Ninth had a constitution capable of handling multiple quirks, similar to yourself and your brother."

"That is true. Okay, Hikage would be another exception, but he's disqualified from babysitting for other reasons."

"That's fair."

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"So we need something that can do all that, and has tentacles," said Izuku, squeezing his bottom lip in thought.

"Yeah," said Mr. Aizawa. "Honestly, even really dumb ideas would be welcome right now."

"Why are you looking at me?" asked Mr. Yagi.

"You know why."

There was only one creature Izuku could think of that could do all the things Izuku one day might be able to while maintaining room for the two mystery quirks. "Cthulhu."

Mr. Yagi looked mildly scandalized at the suggestion.

"Nah, it'd have to be something like eldritch. Cthulhu's trademarked in Japan, and that can give you aboveground types trouble."

"What is it a trademark for?" asked Mr. Yagi.

"Ask Midnight. I don't want to talk about it."

"Ah," said Mr. Yagi.

"The problem with that is that you currently have no justification to call it that. Now if you already had Smokescreen…"

The adults looked at him.

"... I don't think it's going to just show up like that," said Izuku.

.

"Why not?" asked Banjo, staring at En. "They practically asked you for it."

"Well, first off, I live for drama, so jot that down."

"Huh? What about me?" asked Yoichi.

"Nothing, it was just an idiom. Second…"

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"...Right," said Aizawa. “For now, then, we’ll have to give it a temporary name, because it’s starting to get to the point in time where it’ll actually be illegal for you to not register it.” He shuffled his casts. “Yagi, start filling out those forms with what he can do currently. Midoriya, make sure you check him when he’s done. For now, we’ve got to come up with a name.”

“Um,” said Izuku. “Float’s the only one that’s really visible, so I could just call it Float?”

“Vetoed. You aren’t picking a name that the immortal supervillain knows.”

“He did seem to only refer to people by quirks unless he really hated them,” said Mr. Yagi. “Except his brother, who he always called ‘my foolish brother.’”

“Focus on the paperwork.”

“And he called himself by his quirk name as well,” mused Izuku. “Do you think it was a side effect? Quirks have document impact on people’s personalities-”

“Focus.”

“R-right. Um. Feather Fall? No, that’s part of a game. Flight Reflex?”

“Good enough for now,” said Aizawa. “Flight Reflex it is.”

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Observer Mirabel was lying on the floor, covered in blood and had multiple severe wounds.

Her family was about to come back to her casita. She groaned and tried to get up, she did not want to regenerate her limbs right now.

She placed her hand down and started tonget up, until suddenly a portal she was near to started to shine and-

"HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCH!"

"HOLY SHIT-" She threw her detached hand to the feminine voice, which screamed.

"OBSERVER WHAT THE HELL!?" "MODERN WHAT THE FUCK MADE YOU THINK TO SCARE ME AT MY PART!?" Observer yelled at Modern!Mirabel, who sighed.

"Never mind, I should probably surprise the others."

"Happy pride to you too dumbass, don't surprise me like that again."

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Scrappy Mirabel was talking with her family while having dinner.

"Mirabel, how was your work?" Abuela asked, her Alma was different, she knew the limits of their gifts and help them surpass it, even taking care of them.

"Hm? Oh it was amazing! Hollow, Observer and I went to Akuma's universe which was Equestria! You should have seen what we looked like! Good thing I drew the four of me and my frie-" a portal suddenly opened up beside her.

"HAPPY PRIDE MONTH SCRAP-"

WHACK!

"OH GOD MOD ARE YOU OKAY!? I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU-" Scrap yelled, accidentally hitting Mod (Modern!Mirabel) in the chin, uppercut style.

Scrappy!Julieta gasped, "Oh dear I think you knocked her out for a split second."

"AGAIN!?"

"What the fuck have you tried boxing or something before?" Mod asked.

Scrappy Mirabel scratched the back of her neck nervousky, "Maybe?"

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Mod was about yell out, when a dagger was suddenly above her, almost killing her, "EEP-"

Hollow Julieta was holding a dagger six feet away from her. She had black scelra and irises and only her pupils were glowing purple.

"Silence thy mouth, it is night time here and I'm meeting my family hours later." She wispered.

"Oh. Well happy pri-" "Pride month I know little one, but please, not today."