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After this I’ll be doing the songs

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There are two types of kamen rider

Becomes a rider in the first episode

Is already a rider by the first episode

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(Spoilers for donkey Kong bananza)

People: void kong is secretly k rool

Void kong: I want my treasure

K Rool: effing kills him

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Me: I can’t wait for Kamen rider zeztz to come out I can’t wait to make tiger and bunny jokes

Me sees zeztz official design: that’s not a green tiger

Why does he look like revice

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Me: I mean bananza looks good but I don’t need a switch 2

Nintendo if it was smart: ever oasis 2 exclusively on switch 2

Me: oh my god

Also me: wakes up

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You know I’m surprised I haven’t seen a donkey Kong bananza smash and grab edit

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I’m excited about opla chopper I can’t wait to see how terrifying monster point will look please may his roars be based on actual reindeer/caribou vocalization

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Me: oh boy I can’t wait to see gantu one of my favorite Disney villains in live action

Gantu will not be in the lilo and stitch live action

Me: NO why would you do that why why why he’s a fundamental part of the movie it it makes no sense why would they do that

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Gaslight district realization

So we all know Ken is a butcher it’s

Then there’s bread head and you bake bread

Then I realized that muds slimy appearance some what looks like wax

Are are the smiling dead themed after the butcher the baker and the candle maker or am I going crazy

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If we ever get an illumination donkey Kong movie

Cranky: donkey Kong there’s something I need to tell you I’m not your father

Donkey kong: we’re not related

Ck: NO no no I’m your grandfather

Dk: then what happened to my dad why haven’t I seen

Ck: it is the fault of a cruel tyrant ruler of krockodile isle and the northern kremosphere king of the kongs sworn enemy King K. Rool

(Flashback of the great kingdom of kong in flames King K. Rool illuminated by flames holding Dk junior by the throat then throwing him to side as we see Cranky Kong neigh Donkey Kong senior barely past do a gorilla run towards K. Rool jumping in a lunge as both figures are about to punch each other)

Yeah who would you cast for king k Rool

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So I binged the entirety of Netflix dmc season one and I have to say one thing

ONE COUNTRY DOES NOT SIMPLY CONQUER HELL

I have a theory mundus is a 5 steps ahead kind of demon he wouldn’t let America conquer hell no this is a ploy to get all of hell under his control the weaker demons hate mundus but these new guys come in and oh no it’s awful we’ll praise mundus

Uroburous is likely under mundus “control”

Mundus is the final boss of season 2