diaborodevil
A Weirdo
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diaborodevil · 7 days ago
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It is Neet seeing the new region of monster hunter wilds the tar the dark caverns and the extremely brutal environment wait tar lives in dark areas extremely brutal environment
CAPCOM BRING RADOBAAN TO THE OILWELL BASIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I don’t know this might be copium but all I can do is hope to see my favorite world monster in wilds (hasn’t beat world stuck on pink rathian)
CAPCOM BRING BACK TZITZI-YA-KU AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I like monsters I can follow without a ghille suit there my friends is is that all
CAPCOM BRING BACK
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diaborodevil · 10 days ago
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SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR
How close is genetic research for heavily modifying the human genome please and thank you
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diaborodevil · 14 days ago
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Nah I think my girl is a amargasaurus cazui
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diaborodevil · 24 days ago
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Manaless
Cysteria
Uh another one of these clowns
Yep ruinous a researcher rank soldier, magic element control
Hmmm you seem confident
I am I’m the one who will catch you, I’m the one who will strap you down, I’m the one who will CUT YOU OPEN AND SEE HOW YOU TICK
Are are you sane
SANE ENOUGH
*inhale exhale* enhance beast
Altair stat pomp gaseous
(Off in the distance)
Hmmm he’s fighting someone else he’ll probably win
Why do you say that
He’s clever he’s strong he’s a natural mage
He’s a halfling
He’s the strongest mage I’ve seen
(Back to Carlos)
Uh how are you so fast
I’m made of the elements I am there master
Doesn’t mean you’ll win
Altair stat prisine plasma
Rahhh
Altair stat riscus liquid
Ughhh ughhh that was new don’t like that ugh
(Kyle and Herry)
Why why do they always chase him
He’s been doing this for awhile he must have a large bounty
Why why do they all have bounties why do they need bounties
Who
Beasts why do beasts need bounties they tell us there dangerous but have you seen them hurt anyone
There there ambominations there an afront against the great fathers there no longer human
My mom a beast one of my best friends a beast my life it’s full of beasts that’s why we need to catch Carlos he has answers
(Back to Carlos)
Your finished and soon I’ll have the answers I need altair stat oricalcum solid
No your finished
*tunk bzzzzzzzzzttttttttt*
Aughhhhhhh
Fool don’t use an electric arm and metal arm at the same time
(Kyle and herry)
He did it what did I expect I knew he’d win
How
I haven’t seen him lose yet
How are we gonna catch him Kyle KYLE
(Back to Carlos)
AUGGHHHHHH
What is that wait k Kyle and fast ahhhhh
Enough running it’s time to fight I need answers
Let me give you them
No you won’t all you do is run away before you can tell me anything so we need to fight igneus kris
(Carlos and Kyle fought dodgeing each other as both volcanos erupt Kyle with burning blade and Carlos with enhanced fists)
Ugh you got a hit on me
Yes and another and another
No more holding back *inhale exhale inhale exhale* enhance beast beast of origin guardians claw
*inhale exhale* cocytus flow phlegethon ripple dual river strike
Luminous comet strike
Uh that that hurts
Yep new moves do that
Could you answer my questions now
Yep I have nothing to do so ask away
Can you really truly talk to beasts
Everyone can talk to beast but I can understand them I know what they say I’ve always been able to hear them
Huh maybe you can interpret for me and my mom hah do you think you could allow me to just talk to her and listen
No I don’t know how to do that
That’s expected so what’s it like
What is what like
You know being what you are
Doesn’t feel strange but that’s because this is how it’s always been
Ah what was up with 7th worst day
Day one was my awakening people found out what I was
Okay got it
Two through six was each time I failed to save a beast sara, nython, Priscilla ughhh so many times hopefully I don’t fail again
So so many times what were you trying to achieve
I was looking for a place my dad told me about a place where beasts and humans live in harmony
Why why do you go searching for a place that may not exist
It’s all I got look at me I’m a freak and the beast I can do is help other freaks
I I wish I could join you
I will try to learn a way I promise to help you have a conversation with your mother
Thanks you should probably get going
Yeah I’m almost caught up to tyrus
I forgot about your horse
Welp see yeah
Later
Hey Kyle you around here
Yep I’m on the ground
You okay
I don’t think I can continue
What do you mean
I don’t think I can be a state mage anymore
What about Catherine
What about catherine we can’t do anything to help her
What are you saying
I quit being a state mage only Carlos can help her and I’m no longer interfering I’ll see you herry
Kyle no no don’t go
(At the edge of cysteria)
Hmmm the halfling is long gone that’s disappointing I was hoping to put an end to his terror what do you say ori
We’re young bobow we got all the time to catch that miscreant
Don’t call me bobow and we shouldn’t be spending time on a miscreant
Okay bobowski I know your just upset that you lost a promising student
He made his choice I just can’t wait to put this behind us
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diaborodevil · 24 days ago
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Me rewatching steven universe and thinking about the gem placement personality theory and how pink diamond and navy (Ruby) have the same gem placement makes one think doesn’t that
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diaborodevil · 24 days ago
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Anakin from kamino be like: I hate the rain it’s cold, wet, and it gets everywhere
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diaborodevil · 28 days ago
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That’s Lego in general and meta humor
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Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Gotham City Breakout
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diaborodevil · 2 months ago
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They just had to put him in last dance “oh but what were they gonna do” oh I don’t know an actually interesting villain
I do not know why but I hate knull the symbiote king guy with a passion cause why why do we need him to exist we don’t need him symbiote lore is good without him we we just don’t need that edgy hot topic “now tonight will be the night that I’ll fall for you” my chemical romance reject also rejected from kiss in spider man media I hate him just let symbiotes be corrupted klyntar also if he shows up in venom 3 and/or insomniac spider man 3 I’ll consider those franchises ruined/ tainted by his presence I’ll become a god of fire and burn every incarnation of venom good or bad f knull f him and f his lore if you like him that is your opinion have a good day
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diaborodevil · 3 months ago
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There are paths between life and death separating the living from the deceased places distorted in time and space a place not for the living
Parathene
The place after death
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diaborodevil · 3 months ago
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Me if/when jojo seventh stand user for comes out
Me with foo fighters after giving people happy endings
Anasui in hell
Me: sorry no hard feelings
I made this because I haven’t posted in a while
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diaborodevil · 5 months ago
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For people interested I learned how to turn on asks so ask me about my stuff and I’ll try my best to answer it
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diaborodevil · 6 months ago
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I think I’m the only person who understands midichlorians I’m starting to wars
Midichlorians are how living beings access the force they are what decide if someone is force sensitive higher midichlorians mean a naturally stronger connection to the force
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diaborodevil · 6 months ago
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Fellow rising of the shield hero fans I need help
So the four cardinal hero’s are likely based on the four cardinal directions motoyasu = the vermillion bird and ren = azure dragon but I cannot figure out naofumi or itsuki which is the white tiger and which is the black tortoise this bothers me every time I remember please help me
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diaborodevil · 7 months ago
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One stone 3 autists 4 if it somehow has enough momentum to come back at me
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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
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diaborodevil · 7 months ago
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Random idea for the monsterverse a behemoth series
So it starts with behemoth doing his thing in the Amazon then another titan comes and chases behemoth so behemoth goes to complain about it to goji so goji checks and sees the new titan is also good at healing the Amazon goes back to behemoth and threw visuals goji tells behemoth it’s his problem
So we then follow behemoth as he tries to find himself some new terf and fighting other titans and either losing or feeling pity for the titan he just wrecked until he finds a certain titan
It’s amhuluk and behemoth full of rage charges amhuluk tearing bits of amhuluk’s tree armor but then amhuluk throws behemoth into a lake and tries to drown him but then behemoth claws amhuluk breaking tons of branches off then behemoth bursts from the water and slams his tusks down pushing amhuluk to the ground but amhuluk slips out and the fight goes on till amhuluk bows down behemoth and behemoth goes in for a killing blow but then thinks about his first fight with a titan in the series and shows mercy
Let me know if this is a good idea and if you have ideas for this idea
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diaborodevil · 7 months ago
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Atla hot take the unagi can beat the serpent for one simple reason the unagi can use hydro pump so it has the clear advantage also the unagi is much bulkier
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diaborodevil · 7 months ago
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Time to raid the fire nation
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