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I haven’t had luck with general wild predictions so how about I try predictions for wilds updates and master rank

10: valstrax and crimson glow valstrax it’s 50 50 if valstrax shows up in a game but I feel like valstrax would fit in with the elevated areas already in wilds and what ever they add in master rank

9: guardian ivory lagiacrus I haven’t played wilds yet but I’m pretty sure there gonna be adding more guardians and that they aren’t gonna stay to the final map so just imagine seeing the more terrestrial cousin of lagiacrus

8: guardian tidal najarala and guardian glacial agnaktor I know we got some new long arctic boys but I think we need one of these classics to mix things up and to teach new players the fear of clacking

7: namielle it would just be a shame if it only showed up in iceborne just imagine what it could do in a map covered in water also it has good armor and weapons

6: guardian beserk tetsucabra and guardian tiger stripe zamtrios why do new monster hunter games only give us one new monster and a small monster rise had tetsucabra and zamites wilds has given chatacabra and gelidron give us old large amphibians

5: guardian rust duramboros common the giga bison has been missing for to long new hunters need to learn how to fight a walking mountain that ain’t on fire

4: guardian seething bazelgeuse I just think it would be cool to have the advanced bomber plane plus it would keep people on there toes

3: guardian raging brachydios and guardian savage deviljho even if we get base brachydios and base deviljho there strongest forms need to show up to keep the challenge challenging

2: our lord and savior the mighty gog gogmazios the oilwell basin exists and we need a monster to rain fire in its eternal hunt for sulfur plus imagine if they make it that it can just start flying during the fire storm

1: guardian ruiner nergigante we need the balancer of nature the pure strength no element elder dragon the thing that actually canonically killed sharah ishvalda we need nergigante to return

Honorable mentions

Small drome guardians: it be Neet to get subspecies of small monster especially as mini guardians

I would be surprised if I get any of these right

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People: geez no cyndaquil it must be because of the typhlosion allegations

Me: “SNIFF” you smell that it’s dying brain cells

People: what do you mean

Me: CYNDAQUIL is not in legends ZA because CYNDAQUIL was in legends ARCEUS so why would CYNDAQUIL be in legends ZA

People: a full classic starter trio

Me: no this isn’t a GOLD and SILVER second remake it’s a LEGENDS game

People: but

Me: no SHADDUP

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There’s updates and expansions so we can wait for that for elder dragons the others oof

Top 10 monsters I wish will be in monster hunter wilds in no particular order

10: gobul a fresh water leviathan known for its lure and paralytic spines I miss them

9: almudron a long, a omukade, a dorotabo, and an otter all rolled into one also we need an earth element

8: najarala cmon bring the long boy back

7: seltas and seltas queen because there iconic and need to come back

6: tetsucabra and tetranadon because capcom owes us a sumo match between these two frogs

5: girros and great girros they they need more love

4: agnaktor and glacial I know y’all want this

3: zamtrios we saw zamites so now we want the ice shark frog

2: nergigante and ruiner nergigante the hunter must be brought back

1: dire miralis and gogmazios cause I want giant dragons that don’t feel like your fighting a mountain

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Watches the new wilds preview: oh hey is khe AUGHHHHHH what is that thing

Yeah nerscylla

Wait is is that GORE MAGALLA

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Ayo new gender dropped we got the

ZOMBIE boy

Ah yes the three genders

Snack boy

Chocolate man

And the jellycup fish

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Animorphs au idea hear me out

Elfangor: here take this cube and you can transform into animals

Jake: we can already kind of do that

Elfangor: what

So the idea is what if animorphs was somehow in the werewolf the apacolypse universe and all the animorphs were fera

Jake would be a daylight Bastet

Rachel would be a uzmati gurahl

Cassie would be a children of gaia philidox

Marco this is a toughie he’s either be a yeren which in werewolf the apacolypse are sort of evil or Marco could could be a bright water betweener rokea I feel this needs explaining but rokea are were sharks

Tobias would sadly be a corax because that is the only bird tera in werewolf the apocalypse which corax are were crows

And ax would be ax

Also they would maybe touch the cube so they can mind communicate while morphed

But yeah any objections

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Digimon side of tumblr I need help I may be going crazy cuz I’m remembering a digimon that’s like demidevimons (picodevimons) body but like it has myotismons (vamdemons) face if any of you if this thing is real or my brain tricking me please help me

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Hear me out

Spoiler warning

What if we don’t get anymore dragon prince but we get the dragon king because all the primarchs died so zym would be the dragon king by default we need arc 3 callum needs to learn the other three magics

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Most silent hill monsters: I must kill the person who created me

Tuberculosis: I will protect this child with my life

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Welp that’s my first full year tumblring done if only more people noticed

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Ah yes the three genders

Snack boy

Chocolate man

And the jellycup fish

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Gavv evil rider prediction

If lango stomach becomes a dark rider I’m guessing he’ll become a kamen rider beelzebub

Reason one beelzebub represents the sin of gluttony which is big theme of the granute

Reason two beelzebub is represented by flys part of the design motif of the granute

Reason three it would be cool if a gavv henshin was a swarm of flys

FOUR another similarity between gavv and kiva were shouma and his dad henshin to fight the final boss unless my theory is correct

Reason five it would be cool

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My sonic three predictions

1 gerald robotnic is dead and is being impersonated by black doom to manipulate egg man and shadow

2 sonic will be able to talk no jitsu shadow after the reveal that Gerald was dead

3 the movies final boss will be bio lizard having his alien cells reactivated black doom and it’s beaten by sonic and shadow both going super

4 I think Tom will die but not by shadow I think fake Gerald will be the culprit and the movie will end with Tom’s funeral and we see shadow alone on a hill as he then dashes away but we stayed focus on where shadow was as we see a burst of flame and when the flame vanishes we see silver and blaze but we’d get shadow the series before we get sonic 4

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A little kamen rider gavv theory/headcannon

I believe that the part timer granutes designs are based on “forbidden snacks” so to speak

Granute hound: this one is simple in some cultures dogs are eaten and in others that is frowned upon

Granute whipple: many species of octopus are currently endangered and some are venomous also they fight back if you try to eat them alive

Granute bon: pufferfish don’t really need to explain this one really not prepared correctly your a goner

Granute otake: mushrooms do I really need to say it the granute also has a toxic spore attack

Granute dean: sardines can have negative effects if over eaten and sardines are usually eaten with there bones

Granute yard: who who eats hermit crabs also hermit crabs and coconut crabs are related and coconut crabs are edible but shouldn’t be over hunted

Granute early: some alligator species are endangered so eating them isn’t the best

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Symbiotes before knull: we were once the peaceful klyntar race until we were corrupted into violent beings that spread chaos through the universe

Symbiotes after knull: we are weapons made by knull

This this is why I hate knull with a passion he ruined Symbiotes he bloody ruined symbiotes they were a creative idea until someone said what if some guy just made them as a weapon who ever came up with knull ruined symbiotes whoever came up with knull messed up whoever likes knull are fools and anyone who’s favorite marvel character is knull are allowed to have that opinion but are still fools knull sucks more then A OVERCLOCKED VACCUM

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It is Neet seeing the new region of monster hunter wilds the tar the dark caverns and the extremely brutal environment wait tar lives in dark areas extremely brutal environment

CAPCOM BRING RADOBAAN TO THE OILWELL BASIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

I don’t know this might be copium but all I can do is hope to see my favorite world monster in wilds (hasn’t beat world stuck on pink rathian)

CAPCOM BRING BACK TZITZI-YA-KU AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

I like monsters I can follow without a ghille suit there my friends is is that all

CAPCOM BRING BACK

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SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR

How close is genetic research for heavily modifying the human genome please and thank you