#hitting every spot

[vilaneeve]

I HAVE NEVER felt more represented when Mon bit sam's noseeeee

[gunsatthaphan]

"do you agree? - yes."

[toshidou]

previously on "toshidou's horny rambles":

𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

your jaw is aching, just barely able to feel simon's fingers as they curl around a fistful of your hair, the other hand pinching either side of your face between his thumb and forefinger to watch how your lips purse around the girth of his cock. lidded, darkened eyes staring down at you as he fucks lazily into your mouth; the slick sound of spit accompanied by the slap of his balls against your chin, wet with your saliva and precum.

and if that wasn't overstimulating in of itself, thick, strong fingers indent into the flesh of your hips, followed by the aching thud of könig's sharp hips jackhammering into the soft flesh of your ass, a cacophony of lewd, debauched sounds that shouldn't make you nearly as wet as they do.

you have little choice but to focus on trying to stay balanced on your hands and knees and take it, every forceful thrust, every notch of ghost's tip against the back of your throat, every delirium inducing drag of könig's cock, so thick it has no choice but to stimulate every nerve ending your poor cunt has to offer.

there is no holding back, no small mercies, you're fucked to within an inch of your life, pushed through so many orgasms you barely remember what year it is, unable to think of anything other than the two men that bookend your trembling body.

by the time their hips both stutter to a stop, once their cum dribbles down in flithy rivulets from your aching holes, plump flesh littered with bite marks, bruises and handprints; you're just lucid enough to make out the two men as they tower above you, twin sets of irises engulfed in black, still hungry, still not satiated.

it's fair to say you may have "voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir"ed a little too close to the sun.

[stewykablooey]

all things aside, episode 8 was huge for girls who love it when kendall makes this face

[enden-k]

remember to always keep a spare roll of toilet paper on you guys 🧻

[derww]

does zam even understands how miserable his life would be if he leaves mapicc.

[gameboyhamazing]

thinking abt the inherent tragedy of being in timeloops in a setting (game, franchise, etc.) where half the value is getting attached and sharing experiences with ppl but bc of the timeloops they never remember the experiences you had and may in fact never meet you again because it hurts you too much to try and relate to them again

[sea-buns]

Every time I see a post with screenshots of the FHJR trailer I can't help but stop and stare. It all just looks so clean and crisp and bright

The lower quality of older seasons are special in their own right, but I am so excited to stare at that beautiful lighting and backgrounds for 20 episodes

[putrifiers]

part of a monkey man (2024) study

[island-in-the-shadows]

Armand: toys with Daniel, sasses him, all the horrors him, etc.

Me: Sure. Personal demon and all...

Louis: Humiliates and belittles Daniel.

Me: (makes a call) Hi Blade, I have a target for you.

[sunnlily]

translation: "em nhớ chị không?" → do you miss me? "mình nhớ bạn." → i miss you. nhớ is used for both remembering and missing someone in vietnamese, idea from ocean vuong!

[pseudophan]

gonna be so sad when tonight is the first preshow space with good audio and i'm asleep because i have a psych appointment tomorrow

[my-fancy-hat]

HE DEADASS CONFESSED BRO

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

rip Dallas winston you would have loved parking batshit insane and standing in the parking lot looking at it going "well good enough"

[starflungwaddledee]

it's the day before my birthday, and my girlfriend surprised me with an outing to a local bird aviary/botanic gardens in the mountains!!!

this was an absolute delight for me, known bird enjoyer, and i got to have many cute and phenomenal birds perched on my head (which i loved and plushie magolor 'tolerated', on account of it being my birthday). i even got to see a nicobar pigeon, which i had never seen in person before!

they also surprised me with an early birthday present to use at the incredible mountain-top picnic spread my gf planned (😭😭) of this extraordinarily cute kirby themed liquid-glitter cup!!

and of course, in true starflung fashion i injured myself twice

once, not three minutes into the outing when my umbrella (which i only require because i'm allergic to both the sun and sunscreen) bit me, and my gf had to run to reception to get me a bandaid. later, when i just totally fkn stacked it on some loose gravel on a slope and i got the umbrella back by slamming it into the ground, along with my knees and one palm. but not the other palm, which was holding plushie magolor, who touched neither gravel nor dirt and never will while i still breathe!

[songofsunset]

A) I just accidentally stayed up WAY past my bedtime reading this book in one go

B) this book should be read by everyone who is exmormon and even remotely interested in horror/fantasy/those weird children's shows with a cast of kids hanging out and doing things