#hitmens au
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Partners in Crime
LandOscar Spy/Assassin AU!
#f1#mclaren#papaya army#lando norris#f1 fanart#oscar piastri fanfic#landoscar spy au#spy au#assassin au#hitmen#landoscar fanart#landoscar fanfic#oscar piastri fanart#lando norris fanart#ln4 fanart#op81#they fuck shit up fr#hot as hell ngl#they could murder me any day#the landoscar brain rot is all consuming#formula one fanart#formula one#f1blr#f1 rpf
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
walk and talk
#idrk what theyre doing here i just wanted to draw them looking cool af together#i think theyre hitmen arguing over when and where they should kill that guy over there#or maybe theyre just debating who had the best pranks on hermitcraft. who can say..#grian#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#convex#convexian#desert duo#grub#hermitcraft#1k#convexian hitman au#art tag#cubrian
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Day 1: Anchor
#I AM MAKING AN ATTEMPT#danny phantom#mermay#danny fenton#vlad masters#mer au#hjbenderart#mermay 2024#context: they got abducted by hitmen who wanted them dead and had no idea they're actually half-mers who shift form when submerged in water#naturally this causes them to bust out of their clothes
688 notes
·
View notes
Text
more hitmen au bc i think theyre silly
483 notes
·
View notes
Text
for an AU I think it’d be hilarious if Jack and Janet were hitmen who were ordered to kill Burce and there’s just little Tim trying to prevent that from happening bc he can’t let his parents kill Batman
which is difficult because not only is he dealing with his very skilled parents but also Brucie Wayne who seems to have no sense of self preservation
#tim drake#janet drake#jack drake#hitmen au#hitmen drakes#red robin#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#batman#dc#dcu#dc comics#my brain
101 notes
·
View notes
Text
💠🧡all my secrets safe
by:wincechesters
Summary:
Wei Wuxian is very good at what he does, the best contract killer on the payroll of Jiang Industries. Despite how dirty his job is, his life is pretty simple: wake up (eventually), go to work, make the hit, come home, try not to let his roommate Lan Wangji notice the blood on his hands, go to bed. He lives his life in secrets, and the only complication is that he might be in love with said roommate, and his roommate just might have secrets of his own.
Chapter:2/2
Words:12,367
Status:completed
(Mr and Mrs Smith AU)
I have two other ones too that (Mr and Mrs Smith AU)s should I upload it too??
But neither of them continued.
#wangxian#mdzs#wangxian recommendations#mxtx mdzs#wangxian fanfic#ao3 recs#mdzs fanfic rec#mdzs lwj#lwj x wwx#wangxian fic recommend#wangxian fic recommendation#wangxian fic rec#wangxian fic recs#wangxian fic#completed fic#modern au#(Mr and Mrs Smith AU)#all my secrets safe#Assassins & Hitmen au
26 notes
·
View notes
Text
ughh, a woman so soft, pliant, and femininely gentle that naoya can’t help but worship the ground she walks on.
worship? that was wrong. just because he keeps tabs on you, appeals to all your needs, and make sure not a single bad thought goes into your head, doesn’t mean he’s smitten.
you see that? you dropped your handkerchief. of course he has to pick it up for you because you’re weak. then he’ll make sure it’s folded, pressed with a small hint of his cologne. the one you complimented before
just be careful next time, okay? he’s not around you 24/7… so he has armed guards around you instead.
#the armed guards are hired hitmen outside of the zenin family#tarot thoughts 💭#naoya zenin x reader#naoya zenin x you#wow. naoya pulled me out of my writers block#i was thinking about a yakuza fiance au for him but he will HATE YOSHINO
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
Doughnuts and Shell Casings 2
one shot series // part 2 of 3
summary: you finally gather the courage to leave your routine and do something different. your expectations are blown out of the water as you meet your soulmates in a less-than-expected way.
genre: soulmate au, bts au, mafia au, poly au,
pairing: mafia bts x innocent reader
warnings: robberies/break-ins, kidnapping, allusions to murder, bruises, mafia bangtan, weapon use, very touchy bangtan, protective bangtan, possessive bangtan,
permanent taglist: @m1sss1mp @yourleftsock @skyys-universe @cryingpages @strxwbloody @drissteele @dustyinkpages @iamkookiesforyou @crushedblackroses @fluffy-canada-pancakes @blaaiissee @iiitsmaria @carolinexkpop @azazel-nyx @strawberry-moonpies @g-h-o-s-t-b-a-b-i @knjkitten @kleirielk @foreverweareyoung7 @lachimolala22019 @namuficxs @94z-93 @kimgmzmc @thenaverse @dahliasbouqet @black-rose-29 @tinyoonsblog @take-u-2-an0ther-w0r1d @stellauniverse @stupendouscookiehumanmug @tinyoonsblog @veronawrites @tatyhend @singukieee @m0v3m3ntsblog @sidthesloth1305 @exfolitae @butterymin @queen-in-the-shadows
masterlist // one-shot masterlist // part 1
———————————————–
It was Friday morning, meaning it was your turn for the normal errands. This time, it actually meant getting more safety enclosures and items for the café and for your own apartment. You had been unsurprisingly shaken and uncomfortable being alone since the incident at the restaurant a couple weeks back.
This meant you had spent the past couple weeks either staying in the studio apartment above the café, or with the girls in their home. You hadn’t been back to your own apartment besides the first night when you went with Jeongyeon and Mina to get some clothes and other necessities. The girls were fine with this, and even encouraged it, Tzuyu saying it would be like having a big sleepover.
But unfortunately for you, today would be one where you venture out alone. Chaeyoung and Momo were supposed to be going with you but Chae got called in to retake an exam she missed in the midst of the restaurant incident and Momo had a family emergency.
This meant you were walking out of the house alone accompanied by the small canister of pepper spray Nayeon had bought for you that went on your little keychain.
“Okay, Y/n, you can do this.” You mutter to yourself, trying to hype yourself up as you walk down the front steps and onto the sidewalk.
You didn’t have a car, nor did you see yourself needing one. You and the girls both lived in neighborhoods that were close to the café and the girls’ school along with a bunch of shops and other necessities. It was nice for days like this, where you needed the fresh air, but also awful because you didn’t want to be alone right now.
You had your small backpack on your back along with your keys and phone in your jacket pockets, your beanie keeping your head warm on the cold morning. The hardware shop was only a couple blocks away, and you hoped that you were walking fast enough to make it before it got super busy.
Ever since the restaurant, a lot of people and businesses were taking the precautions to up their own security and were taking the steps you were now. You planned to get a good alarm system for the café, one that included a camera aimed at the entrances and the exits, including the cafes back exit you used for shipments.
You were also going to buy a couple of deadbolts for the café and for your own home. You weren’t allowed to get any system that had a camera at your apartment, the manager claiming it infringed upon the privacy of the other residents.
Nayeon and Jeongyeon got really mad at that one.
By the time you made it to the hardware store, you were already shaking. Every time you had gone somewhere, even with the girls, you always felt eyes on you. This time was no different even if you could never figure out where the feeling was coming from.
“Good morning! Welcome into Ace Hardware. Is there anything we can help you with today?” The front clerk asked as soon as the doors opened to the store, you walk inside and wiping off your boots.
You shake your head as you grabbed one of the little baskets by the door, thanking them before making your way to where you knew the security hardware was located. Dahyun had gone with you the other day to look at all of the options, her phone on speaker with Nayeon and Jihyo as you perused.
You noticed it was pretty quiet as you looked for the items on your list. It was kind of nice as you didn’t have any distractions to deter you from finding everything on your list. It took you some time, but once you had everything in your little basket, you began to make your way to the front.
You didn’t know where your mind went, but you looked down every aisle you passed as you moved to the front of the store, every aisle empty as you walked. You narrowed your eyebrows, the little voice in the back of your head telling you to run, that something was seriously wrong… and boy, do you wish you listened to it.
Instead of dropping your things and leaving, you stepped up to the counter, where the man from before stood, leaning against the counter and watching your every move.
‘Uhm, hello. I just need these.” You spoke up, voice proud your voice didn’t waver as you placed your basket up onto the counter. The man nodded, eyes on you as he scanned your items.
“I don’t think you’ll need these.” He was blunt, shrugging his shoulders as he pressed enter on his keyboard to continue the transaction.
“Excuse me?” You weren’t sure you heard him correctly.
“I said you won’t need these.” Your eyebrow quirked at his words, at his own nonchalance.
“Well, I’m not sure who you are to tell me if I need these or not.” You watched his lips grow into a grin, making you step back into a body you didn’t know had shown up.
You jump as you back into the man, turning to say you were sorry when you look up. It was one of the men from the restaurant, the one who killed the owner and the employee in front of you. Eyes widening, you try to move away only for his arms to snake around your waist and turn you around so your back was pressed against his front.
“Hello, baby. Did you miss me?” You could feel his warm breath on the back of your neck as he moved your hair away from your back, his nose pressing against your pulse point as you try not to cry. The cashier leans over the counter and wipes away a tear, his thumb pressing into your cheek as you try to move away.
“I meant; you won’t need these measly measures of protection when you have us.” His words brush against your cheek as he moves in, not caring that you flinch as his lips press against the skin he pressed his thumb into.
As he moves back across the counter, he shoves your items onto the floor and slides across the counter, standing in front of you.
“Alright, where are the other two?” He brings his hand up to caress your jaw as he speaks, the man holding you still pressing his nose against your pulse point as he rubs down your sides.
“Probably in the back…” His lips brush against your neck as he speaks, his words tapering off with some insinuation that you don’t understand. The man in front of you only nods, gesturing to something behind you as he moves off to the side and through one of the aisles.
You try to take this as an opportunity to leave, your hands going to the ones on your side and yanking them off you, only to make it three feet away and being yanked back into their embrace.
“Aww, little one, that hurts my feelings.” He pulled you back over to the counter, moving one hand up your abdomen and to your neck, like the other man, but instead he brought his hand to cover the expanse of your neck, tilting your head back to rest on his shoulder.
“That’s not very nice of you.” Footsteps make their way to where you and the man from the restaurant were; a slight chuckle leaving the new person.
“Jimin-ah, not here.” The man, Jimin, laughs as he kisses your temple.
His grip loosens on your neck, letting your head fall forward a little to see the man before, his blonde hair now a little messed up as he holds a couple things in his hand.
“I see V had his fun.” Jimin smirks at his hyung, noticing his swollen lips and messed up hair. The man only smirks as he moves to stand in front of you again.
“Sorry about this, kitten. Can’t have you trying to run.” Your eyes widen at his words as he holds up some rope and a sack. You shake your head, pleading with them. They both just look down at you with pity as Jimin ties your hands up and the man, Yoongi, places the sack over your head.
“Take her to the car.” The man’s words were sharp, leaving no room for arguments as Jimin pushes you to walk, hands on your hips as he guides you outside. You stumble as you make it out the doors, his grip tightening on you.
“We can’t have you hurting yourself, can we.” His words shake you even more, your body tense and your hands clenched into fists as you dig your fingernails into your palm.
You knew you weren’t getting out of this.
The feeling in your body told you that you were done for.
“Here we go…” Jimin muttered as he walked you up to the van, opening the sliding door and picking you up, grinning at the gasp that leaves your lips as he jumps into the van, closing the door behind him and pulling you onto his lap, securing the seatbelt over the both of you.
You were silent, not wanting to make a sound and make anyone angry. You had no clue who these people were, but you knew they were capable of anything if you go by what happened at the restaurant. You had no clue if they would hurt you, but you wouldn’t put it past them.
So, you remained silent and still.
The feeling of his hand rubbing up and down your jean covered thigh made you want to vomit, even more so as your body started to relax against him against your own volition. You held back a sob as the doors opened, voices joining the silence as the vehicle started.
“How is she Jiminie?” A familiar voice asked the man under you.
“Tense. I think our baby is scared.” Jimin’s voice was teasing, his hand squeezing your thigh a little bit before going back to rubbing circles.
“Aww, baby. There is no need to be scared. We’ll keep you safe.” The familiar voice coos at you, a presence moving next to you and another hand resting on your other thigh.
The rest of the car ride consisting of twists and turns that last longer than ten minutes, you tried counting but lost track after Jimin started pressing kisses to your shoulder; you cried. You managed to hold your sobs in, managed to keep silent as you listened to the men talking and joking around.
You could only see a bit of light through the sack over your head, and you knew for sure your wrists were bruised from the rope as you held them to your chest. Your body was starting to ache from how tense you were, your shoulders almost reaching your ears.
The feeling of the vehicle slowing down and stopping caught your attention, only for everything to move quickly once the doors opened. You were being picked up again, a silent gasp leaving your lips as the person holding you moves quickly.
You were becoming numb to everything, your mind trying to protect you from what it thinks could happen. Different scenarios filling your head as you tried to slow your racing heart. It doesn’t work as you feel the man sitting you down on something soft, someone moving to sit behind you and trap you between their legs, your back being pressed to their chest.
Soon enough the sack was being removed from over your head, your hair moving into your face as you struggle to take a deep breath in, suddenly feeling as though you were suffocating.
The person behind you starts to coo, their hands moving, one to wrap around your body and rest on your stomach and the other to brush your hair away from your face. When your vision clears, you see six men, all in various positions, resting in front of you. Your eyes, however, immediately move to the one who stands in front of you, only a couple of feet from where you sit.
You grow uncomfortable under their stares, well, even more uncomfortable than you already were. You begin to squirm in your seat, forgetting that you were trapped in someone’s embrace as their groan reaches your ears, causing you to freeze.
A deep chuckle leaves Namjoon’s lips as he watches you freeze against Jimin. His smile growing as he watches you eye him, as if trying to see if he would do anything to you. Oh, he thinks, the things he would love to do to you.
“Why am I here? What do you want with me?” Namjoon’s eyebrow raises as he hears you ask, your voice unwavering as you try to show no fear. You were impossibly cute, entirely innocent and he knew you were perfect for them.
“Baby girl. You’re too cute.” Jin can’t help but to coo, his words making your shoulders tense up again. You couldn’t understand why these men wanted you, nor why they kept calling you pet names. You saw the men nod their heads, saying their own agreements, ignoring you and your words.
“Answer me!” You shout, trying to remain confident despite the way you were trapped against the man behind you.
“Oohh, looks like our baby has a bite.” One of the men jokes out, making the men all laugh again as your cheeks burn red. Looking away from the men, not wanting to give them any satisfaction of your own annoyance.
To your further annoyance, the one holding you, who you assume to be Jimin, puts his hand on your neck again and turns your head back to face the room again. His thumb rubbing against the side of your jaw in mock comfort.
“You hold something important to us.” The main in the middle, right in front of you, finally speaks up, his voice silencing the others. The room turns from a goofy atmosphere to a silent, serious one, everyone looking at you.
“I—what?” That was absurd, confusion ringing through your ears as you subconsciously relax against Jimin.
Suddenly, the ropes tying your wrists together were being untied. Hands replacing them and holding your hands to your chest, Jimin’s thumbs rubbing circles into the skin of your now really bruised wrist.
“You have something important to us.” The man repeats himself.
“Look, I don’t have any money. I don’t have anything of value. Please.” You couldn’t think. What did you have of importance to them? You didn’t have any money or valuables; the café was doing well but not enough to really by robbed.
“That’s not what he means, baby.” One of the men from the restaurant speaks up, the same one who yelled at the owner not to touch you. His voice was softer this time, the lip piercing glinting in the small bit of sunlight peaking through the windows.
“C’mon little one, why don’t you show him your wrist, hmm?” Jimin coos from behind you, ending his words with a kiss to your now exposed shoulder, your shirt and jacket falling off your shoulder from being manhandled.
You held your wrists tighter to your chest, wincing as he moves his lips up your neck and to your ear, dragging the lobe between his lips and pulling on it.
“There is nothing on my wrist.” You mumble out, hoping they would drop whatever game they were trying to play with you. This wasn’t funny anymore. Nothing made sense. You figured you managed to walk into another burglary at the hardware store, but they didn’t carry in any bags, no evidence of any weight being dropped while you were in the car.
Why would they take you, but leave the money from the store behind?
“Oh. Joonie-ah, did you hear that? Our little mate thinks we’re nothing.” Another man coos, the blonde cashier from the store who obviously wasn’t a cashier. He grins at you, watching as your eyes widen and dart to their names on your wrist.
Kim SJ
Min YG
Jung HS
Kim NJ
Park JM
Kim TH
Jeon JK
The seven names that have been driving you crazy since they appeared on your wrist when you turned thirteen. Despite his teasing tone, your entire body froze, dread and confusion filling your body as his words sink in.
“Don’t believe us, kitten?” At his next words, everyone turns their wrists to you, showing you their own soulmarks. Jimin’s own wrist is turned upwards, your name at the bottom of his own mark. Your hand moves slowly, your pointer finger moving to trace the outline of your name.
“What…?” Your words were a whisper as everything seemed to hit you at once. Why they were so intent on taking care of you at the restaurant, the smiles as they saw your blood covered soul mark.
You barely felt as Jimin moved you around, adjusting you in his lap as his lips placed themselves on the nape of your neck.
“It was fate. We went in for a job, planning on killing everyone inside when that employee was killed in front of you, his hands on yours. We knew before we walked in, seeing your mark from outside as we moved past the window. Plans changed.” Jimin narrated, his voice soft as he remembered seeing your mark through the window as they walked past and into the building.
“We wanted to take you then and there, seeing how unprotected you were, but we knew we couldn’t leave any witnesses. We knew you cared about your friends, seeing how you tried to protect them. We needed a plan.” Taehyung spoke this time, eyes narrowed at your shaky form as you just stared at Jimin’s wrist.
“We’ve been watching you the entire time, making sure our baby was safe. We followed you and you friend, Dahyun, to the hardware store and when you didn’t walk out with anything, we knew you would go back. And thus began our plan to bring you home.” Jungkook’s tone was angry, still upset that you felt you needed useless items to protect you when you had them.
You looked up when they were done talking, eyes soft and unmoving as you felt yourself becoming light. The pieces were connecting. The eyes you felt on your every move had never felt uncomfortable or fearful, just weird. It made sense why you felt so safe within the past week, and not because you were with your friends. Why you felt safe enough to leave the house so much, despite never really feeling the need to before.
You were inadvertently being protected and watched by your soulmates.
You were being watched and protected by men who were criminals by career, maybe even men for hire judging by the way they carried themselves.
And you had never felt safer in your life than when you were in the arms of the man who killed the restaurant staff and caused you and your friends such trauma and turmoil.
“Oh…” Was the only thing to leave your lips, words not being supported within your brain right now as you trace your name on Jimin’s wrist, not noticing the way his eyes roll back into his skull at the feeling of your fingers on him.
-*-*-
“Now, darling, why don’t we show you to our room?” Namjoon speaks up after everyone finally introduced themselves.
You had become completely relaxed in their presence now, not flinching or hiding away when one of them came up to you or touched you. In fact, it seemed like you were leaning into their touch, seeking it out as you walked next to Yoongi as they lead you to their shared room.
Well, now your shared room.
It was customary for mates to start sharing a bed once they found each other. It helps to keep the bond active, to keep everyone from going through withdrawals from distance. Sickness and aches were not uncommon for mates who have some distance between them, especially in the beginning of the bond connecting.
Namjoon led you all down a long hallway, only three doors residing along the walls. The last one on the right held the symbol for the group within the wood of the door. A slight push against the wood had it opening to reveal a large room.
A custom-made bed, big enough to fit ten, was placed against the far right wall, a curtain canopy attached to the side frame and headboard. On either side of the bed was a nightstand and at the foot of the bed held a two-seater couch with cushions you felt you could fall into.
Opposite the bed was a large dresser and a door that you think leads to the closet. To the left of the bed was another door, opened already to give you a peak of the bathroom. The room was entirely spacious and had you never wanting to leave.
“Do you like it, baby?” Jin’s arms wrapped around you, pulling you into his chest as he rested his chin on your shoulder. You nodded your head, too in awe for you to come up with a coherent answer.
His breath on your neck had you taking a breath in, trying to regulate yourself. The feeling of his fingers gripping onto your waist had tingles shooting down your spine. You could suddenly feel every part of your eldest mate pressed against you, the warmth of him sending your own warmth straight to your core.
You clenched your thighs together hoping no one noticed your growing arousal and desire as Jin walked you forward and deeper into the room instead of standing in the open doorway.
But they noticed.
Yoongi and Jungkook walked over to the bed, leaning against the long metal framing holding up the canopy.
“Why don’t you come feel how comfy the bed is. I know I always hate leaving the bed in the mornings.” Yoongi gestured for you to come forward, Jin reluctantly letting go of you.
“More like you never want to leave the bed.” He muttered to himself, getting a pinch on his ass from Namjoon who was standing behind him.
“Okay.” You mutter as you make your way to the large bed, seeing just how comfy it looked up closely. You can even see how soft the blankets look, the fabric practically calling your name as you bring your hand out to press on the mattress, testing it out before turning around to sit on it.
Tentatively, you watch their reactions as you move to lay back on the bed, not wanting to make anyone feel awkward as you lay in their bed. While you are their mate, you can’t help but to overthink. Do they even want you in their bed? They did say this was your room as well now, but did they mean it?
“You are very tempting, darling.” Jin’s eyes roamed up and down your figure, loving the way your thighs practically flattened against his blankets. You noticed the glint in his eyes darken as they caught sight of your lower half. He looked at you with lidded eyes, catching your surprise. You just shrug his words off, not really believing them.
Taehyung watched as you looked away from Jin, sitting back up on the edge of the bed. In the time he has been watching you, he could tell you were self-conscious about yourself, not believing any of the compliments any of your friends or customers had given you.
He quirked his eyebrow at Jimin, who had also observed this little thing of yours. They had already talked about this with each other, which is why Jimin had been so hands on with you. He couldn’t help it, Jimin’s love language was physical touch. He literally could not go minutes without touching one of his mates.
They would make sure their sweet little mate knew how loved she was…even if someone had to die to make it known.
#bts#bts au#bts soulmate#bts soulmate au#bts mafia au#bts hitmen au#bts dark theme#angst#bts polyamory#bts poly#bts poly!au#bts poly au#bts poly!#bts x reader#poly!bts x reader#innocent reader#bts x innocent reader#soulmate au#soulmarks#best friends twice#twice members#bts one shot#purpleyoonn one shot#bts one shot series#purpleyoonn
790 notes
·
View notes
Text
Au where I’m the trophy wife to hitmen!Billy and Stu
#scream#scream 1996#billy loomis x reader#stu macher x reader x billy loomis#billy loomis x reader x stu macher#stu macher x reader#stu macher x billy loomis x reader#billy loomis x stu macher x reader#hitman au#hitmen!billy and stu
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
Not sure who it is they are duking it out with (Illagers? NHO? The IRS-) but I thought it would be cool showing the Cubs off again-
Lost Prince AU and Cub @convexicalcrow
Masked Chimes AU Cub (I think?) @convex-solos
Convexian Hitmen AU Cub @tibby-art
#Cubfan135#Cubfan art#The lost prince AU#masked chimes au#Convexian Hitmen AU#Jen's art#Traditional media
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
Be Gay… Do Crimes
More Landoscar spy au 💅💅
#f1#mclaren#papaya army#lando norris#f1 fanart#op81#pookie#he is the loml#landoscar spy au#the landoscar brain rot is all consuming#landoscar fanart#landoscar#oscar piastri fanart#ln4 fanart#hitmen#mercenaries#spies#assassin au
336 notes
·
View notes
Link
Hey guys! Back to writing simi fanfics, hope you enjoy this as much as i do :P
17 notes
·
View notes
Note
julia, my dear, i know you didn't reblog the trope mashup, but you said you wanted to play on discord, so,
how about 8 + 13? 🤗💚
Thank you Nosho for nudging me into waters I've never waded into before. Here we go... #8 Hitman + #13 Mermaid AU 🧜♂️
*********
This was it, this was the last time he was doing this shit. He was so sick, of being Terry’s errand boy, for putting his life, his future on the line. And for what?
This was the last one.
He pulled up to the marina parking lot, killed the engine, and looked out at the harbor. A gorgeous day as ever for a hit. His target was the Emerald Star, an enormous luxury yacht floating in the sparkling blue water of the bay. He could almost sit back and enjoy the view, the sun glimmering off the pristine white boat. But he had a job to do.
The place was crawling with uniformed and plain clothes security. He packed up his revolver and silencer in his briefcase, straightened his tie, adjusted his phony security badge, and made his way to the dock.
Just as he was about to climb up the ramp, he saw a flicker and splash in the water right off the starboard side. They got big ass fish out here, he thought. The splash turned into bigger waves disrupting the calm glassy surface of the water, and he swore he saw a flash of red and aquamarine swim away. Sun's starting to fuck with me.
Once on the yacht, he made his way through the party, desperate to get his hands on a glass of champagne or several shots of Belvedere. He had a job to do first though. He’d get this done, collect his share, and close the chapter on this miserable existence. Start his life for real.
He spotted his target out on the deck. He grasped the suitcase handle tight, teeth grinding. He felt a headache coming on, the sun was beaming right into his eyes.
Another big splash off the side of the deck caught his attention. He looked over, and his heart jumped - now he knew the sun was fucking with him because out of the water emerged a beautiful creature. A man. With porcelain skin, crimson hair. He watched mesmerized as the man swam effortlessly closer. He knew he was going nuts now, because the man flicked ocean water right at him, with a glimmering sapphire tail.
The beautiful man peeked his head up again out of the water, stared straight at him with emerald eyes, and mouthed one word: “Jump.”
And he did.
#mickey jumping into a new chapter of his life 🐠#trope mashup#new AUs for me#of hitmen and mermaids#gallavich fan fic
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
sanusona au idea where the three of them are hitmen/assassins and the three of them were assigned the same team (robin's their team leader ofc)
#one piece#op usopp#usopp#op sanji#sanji#sanji x usopp#sanuso#nami#op nami#sanusona#usona#usonami#totallt forgot to post this sketch im sorry#hitmen au#op hitmen au
464 notes
·
View notes
Text
@jegulus-microfic august 28 - injury - 1.6k words - cw: gun violence, blood, shot wound aka hitmen AU aka homoromantic wound caring <3
Regulus throws them behind the battered outside of the building with a shout, presses James against the wall with his body weight while he leans back around the edge to fire off two more precise shots hitting their opponents right in the chest both times. They go down immediately.
See, Regulus is no amature.
As opposed to James who’d barged right into the middle of his mission without having any business in it apart from the fact that he’s clearly jealous and not handling the fact well that Regulus is leading their kill score.
He’d jumped in from the roof uninvited, fallen to the ground controlled looking like a fucking death angel in his skin tight hitmen get-up and started taking out people left and right while Regulus had had everything under control and then proceeded to get himself shot. Serves him fucking right honestly. Regulus should have left him there to bleed out slowly and painfully.
He should have.
He didn’t.
Instead Regulus had cursed as he’d seen James stumble and clutch his side, manic grin and hubris blown right out of him. Stupid fucking idiot.
It was easy enough taking out the rest of the lot, not so when James had started looking so distractingly ashy in the face, like he was about to fall over and not get back up again.
Right now Regulus twists back to James’ heavy body and maneuvers him to sit on the dirty ground, taking in the shallow breathing and twist of his annoyingly gorgeous face.
James winces, eyes squeezing together as Regulus goes to straddle his lap and pull up his shirt.
The injury looks bad. Blood trickling out around the reddened shot wound. Fuck, the bullet’s still in.
James keens when Regulus manhandles both of James’ hands over it with one of Regulus’ to put pressure on it. He sounds pitiful and Regulus nearly feels bad for him so bites out a, “Fuck you.”
That makes him feel marginally better and also James wheeze out a breath that could have been a chuckle under more optimal circumstances so Regulus takes his win as he rumages for his cell in his pocket. Dials Sirius’ number and is met with screaming and sirens in the background that mirror the ones he hears from father away from his current position as soon as his brother picks up.
“The fuck were you thinking?”
Regulus jaw drops a bit at the audacity, “Me? Fuck you, I should let James bleed out on the spot for that sentence alon—”
“James? Regulus, what’s going on?”
“He’s gone and crashed the fucking mission, is what’s going on! Fucking show-off—” he enunciates by pressing harder into James’ stomach, making his stupid brown baby cow eyes bulge behind his glasses, “—always gotta be the center of fucking attention.”
“Regulus—”
“What, haven’t already gotten enough from all of your beloved, loyal friends? From my brother? From the never-ending string of pathetic whores panting after y—”
“Regulus,” Sirius growls again through the static of the phone, “Why is James bleeding?”
Regulus sniffs primly as he glares down at James fluttering eyelashes. He feels very warm and sturdy under Regulus’ spread legs, “’cause he’s a sad excuse of a hitman. You don’t just wake up one day and decide to become an assassin,” James’ lips twitch into an exhausted grin, “You’re born with that sort of talent, obviously. You can only all too clearly see for yourself what happens,” Regulus shifts and presses down on the shot wound again, watching in satisfaction as James tips his head back with a groan, “—when you try to play in the big league when you’re nothing but a doped up street rat.”
James licks at the sheen of sweat building on his top lip and manages to rasp, “Love it when you talk dirty to me.”
A frustrated groan rips from Regulus’ throat as Sirius’ voice comes through the speaker again, “Reg, why is James bleeding?”
James’ eyes unfocus a bit over Regulus’ shoulder and he feels his stomach do something weirdly unpleasant, “Got himself shot trying to play hero. Bullet’s still in.”
“Shit, fuck,” Regulus can almost see Sirius run a hand through his hair in distress, “Okay- okay fuck, text me your locations. I’ll send a distraction team and have Marlene and Pete pick you up, as soon as possible.”
“Yeah,” Regulus watches as James’ eyes flutter in exhaustion, “Make it quick.”
He purposefully wiggles in James’ lap to jostle him while he shoots Sirius the text with his location, “C’mon James, no sleeping.”
James grunts dismissively, head lolling weakly against the filthy brick, hair an awful mess and Regulus feels him let off the pressure over the injury wound.
“Fuck,” Regulus puts his phone away quickly and threads his fingers into the wild strands at James’ nape and clenches.
“Ngh,” James’ eyes shoot open and he fixes Regulus with a sharp squint. That’s better. “Am I not in enough pain already, Reg?”
Regulus rolls his eyes, ignoring the relief, “Don’t be a baby.”
“‘Don’t be a—’ excuse me, have you ever been shot?”
Well, no, but, “That’s completely irrelevant right now.”
“Literally how?”
“Stop coming off topic.”
“You’re the one coming off t—” James tapers off into a groan, cramping into himself in pain.
Regulus feels his brows knit in worry and he absently scrapes his nails against James’ skull in a soothing motion while he shushes him and curses quietly.
James pants as he squirms uncomfortably in place, then blinks up at Regulus again, “Y’know whenever I’ve thought about you in my lap it was always a more pleasant kind of pain I’ve counted on.”
Regulus rolls his eyes, warmth pooling in his gut. But James is still lucid and talking so Regulus indulges him, “Yeah, what kind instead?”
James hums tiredly, “Well, for one I get weirdly turned on whenever you’re playing with those little daggers of yours.”
The corner of Regulus’ mouth drags up. He nods encouragingly.
James swallows with visible difficulty, voice strained when he goes on, “There was that one time we had a rope seminar.”
Regulus remembers that James had knocked over his open water bottle when Regulus had been timed on preparing a friction hitch knot. He’d thought him the biggest fool on the planet. Not that this has changed much over the months.
“You’re always so mean,” James’ eyes glaze over, smiling to himself, “You don’t even need a weapon, your words cut deep enough on their own mos’times…”
His eyeslids sink shut again as his mouth falls pliant and his hold over the injury slackens. Not good.
“Come on, James, you love talking about yourself, go on,” Regulus licks his lips nervously, keeping the pressure over their hands.
James sighs, “’m tired, Reg.”
Regulus tries yanking at his roots again but James won’t do anything but make little pained noises, body untensing under Regulus.
“Fuck, James,” Regulus taps him against the cheek. Shit, what is he supposed to do?
Shock value, Sirius voice reverberates through his muddled thoughts. Do something they won’t expect, abruptly. Whatever it takes to keep them awake.
Regulus sucks in an unsteady breath and then angles James’ head up and pulls him into a kiss.
He feels the hitch of breath rather than he hears it, sucked in right against the burning skin of his cheek and then James lets out a noise.
Breathes in the air coming out of Regulus’ mouth and tips his chin back into the kiss with renewed vigor. They gasp into each others’ mouths as they continue the press of wet lips and weak nudges of tongue while Regulus tries to stay at least half-focused on holding the pressure over the bullet hole in James’ abdomen.
He’s a fucking assassin for god’s sake and this might be the most insane thing he’s ever done.
Regulus’ whole body goes stock still, James’ breath ragged on his face, when suddenly a familiar, teasing voice comes from behind, shit-eating grin evident in her voice, “Well, that I’ve certainly never seen in a first aid handbook.”
“Yeah, y’know what Marls,” Peter snickers childishly, “Seems like Regulus got it from here, James looks pretty vitalized to me again.”
“Mmh,” James nudges his nose against Regulus’ as he slurs, “All the medicine I need right here.”
Regulus levels him with a flat stare, “Blood loss has made you delirious.”
They get James up and onto the cot in the back of the van where Peter has already set up his medical tools.
Before Regulus has the chance to step out James makes an unhappy noise that has him turning back, “Ride back to the cove with me?”
“Not a fucking chance, Potter,” Regulus hops out of the vehicle and turns with his hand on the back door, “My bike’s still on the other end of the street, I wouldn’t leave her if Sirius’ life was on the line.”
Peter snorts as he readies the antiseptic and James honest to god pouts. Regulus can see the blood slick injury gaping from where he’s standing. Ridiculous man.
“I’ll see you in the medical wing,” Regulus replies for whatever reason and before the lighting up of James’ eyes can do anything pathetic as elicit warm shudders along Regulus’ spine he slams the door shut and pivots on the spot to head for his bike.
Regulus dutifully visits James in his hospital bed that evening.
They both get whacked over the head when Peter has to redo James’ stitches not five hours later.
#i luv them in dis one#lune is early today what??#this flowed like the blood did out of James' wound#jdfhskj sorry#writing dialoge is so fun why do i not do it more often??#jegulus microfic#jegulus fic#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#starchaser#sunseeker#hitmen AU#assassin AU#lune’s tiny fic
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
Colored In Love - chapter three
It's so obvious, to him, how happy Percy is since Celeste crashed into his life.
Nico has never seen him like this before.
And what will he do, when they inevitably lose her?
#nico di angelo#percy jackson#percico#nicercy#pjo hoo toa#the accidental baby acquisition/hitmen dads au#also known just as the buddy daddies au
8 notes
·
View notes