#hitmans wife

[k-lua]

sexta-feira !

[hopeswriting]

daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔

[2-dsimp]

Hear me out 🙏🏽

Moros in a pink apron

I was finally able to do justice for my wife (lovingly)

💪❤️

Fun fact Moros actually has a collection of Aprons to wear. if he’s really happy he’d wear the more vibrant and frilly aprons with cute animal characters on it.

[capndragn94]

Entrapta: My baby lesbian, you just signed the adoption papers.

Hordak: The what?

Adora: The adoption papers?

Entrapta: You are now our daughter!

Adora and Hordak: ...

Adora and Hordak: WHAT THE FUCK?!

[sinclairmaxwellao3]

A New Lambs and Slaughters series spin off quote!

“You are a mystery, aren't you? A beautiful little mystery.”

“B-beautiful? I'm- I'm just me, sir…” Sun said quietly, his faceplate on fire at the compliment.

“Guste. Exactly. You are simple, and lovely. But stronger and braver than you seem to even realize. You are like a lekanteto. Like a little daisy in the sunlight.” The Don purred, his grin wide and almost hungry as he gazed down at the trembling attendant.

[crybabycunt]

Enemy agent: You're gonna tell us everything you know.

Yelena: I'm not telling you shit!

(Yelena gets tasered by the agent)

Kate: You can electrocute her all day, it'll only make her angrier.

(the agent moves in on Kate with the taser)

Kate: I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.

Yelena: What? Really?!

[letthewhumpbegin]

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)

[loremaster]

…and here was my prompt this time. (Real image under the cut!)

Requests are closed for now! Thanks for playing!

[k-lua]

[dark-elf-writes]

What if Blaise’s family fled Italy because they got into deep shit with the mafia?

Blaise takes one look at Harry’s family crest (a ring? A necklace? Proudly emblazoned on everything he owns because Reborn is a possessive man and anyone who knows the vongola crest knows that he married the head and to act against it would be to act against him directly?) and goes through every stage of grief before writing frantically home to his mother to figure out what the hell hes supposed to do about this. Her advice is to of course get as close to the little Vongola heir as possible because family is everything and more than a few recent enemies of the family have been turned into their most steadfast and protected allies.

[doodlinggoat]

so I was watching some movies and the brainrot struck me

[khr-guilded-cage]

Should I write the fic I have in my head of a Demon Lord going to the KHR world and creating his own group of flame users (not exatly mafia, more of a flame users safe group for civilian that wanted to escape mafia, he is a good guy). Not sure from which fandom he is from

In this world, Tsuna dies in the Ring Battles, and a distant relative of Vongola Simora is found, a 25 years old oc living in Japan

But the Demon Lord married to the woman for years but Vongola didn't know?

Bow Timoteo has to deal with the fact he pretty much handing over his empire to another famiglia?

And Vongola trying to make my oc break up her marriage? Trying to 'advise' her that the Demon Lord is dangerous and would usurp her? Or simulate that he cheated on her or something

Nono would acuse of 'interfering in another family's business and the Demon Lord wouk polite inform that Vongola named his wife of 3 years heir, he married her first, (whatever his group name is) is her Family

Trying to get more control over her while begin careful begin he is her legal husband, so they could not make enemies out of their future Don Consort?

They have a very uncommon surname - Darkusrus or something - that everyone knows its the Lord's surname, so Vongola keep insiting in calling their 'heir' by her maiden name or demanding she changes it

Same thing for their children, they would be raised as Darkusrus, not Vongola

Nono would think that mean the Demon Lord is now his undeboss or something, and their have a new subordinate Family. His wife would disagree and openly distrust Vongola's men and use her husband people as security and stay in her husband's teritory most of the time, they could even do much because thats her people, she is (kind of) a Donna already, they could not simple deny her marriage so easily

The Demon Lord would meddle in Vongola's business as much as he wants because he is her husband and she is his wife, they were more family than Vongola ever will be

When Nono tried to protest about having 'another famiglia's people protecting his heir, she would simple says she belong to the Demon Lord's faction, if they leave, so would she.

And a Demon Lord not pleased with those people trying to maniputate his wife or Vongola (they weren’t in good terms before because Vongola insistence in drafting his famiglia as 'underbosses', not even allies) or to make her their puppet civilian heir like Tsuna

That got poor Tsuna killed by the way

She isn't a moldable pawn Vongola could simple threaten and use as they please, she has her husband backing her up

She is already part of a group, and have her loyalties in place (aka Not Vongola)

She is smug about the though of usurping Vongola as a revenge, her husband wanted Vongola for his plans, his pawns, the irony.

His wife wants revenge of course, for her and Tsuna

[vertigoartgore]

Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction and Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures both turns 30 today. Feel old yet ?

[killerkatsmeow]

maybe I am a little weird with my maladaptive daydreaming because WHY am I picturing myself married to bret during the 90's???

[sinclairmaxwellao3]

Dousing Fires With Gasoline Ch.2 quote

“Hey…” Sun looked up into the warmest, kindest, and most welcoming pair of orange optics he had ever seen. It was a solar model, shockingly similar to him, actually. This person was dressed in a well-loved pair of cargo pants with a thick leather apron on, various small tools and other bits and bobs slipped into the pockets. Behind one ray was a pencil and in one hand were a pair of thick work gloves. The solar model smiled at him with an easy softness, a friendliness and Sun couldn’t help but smile a little too, “It’s alright. Really! Nothing broken. No harm.” The bot- Mechanic? Technician?- said good naturedly. 

The canary-hued attendant gave a wince in response, rubbing the back of his own headplate sheepishly.

“I’m still sorry. Um…are- are you Solar?” He ventured cautiously, biting his lip. It would be a little embarrassing if he assumed some random person was the technician that Kill Code had sent him to. What if he wasn’t? What if this Solar person wasn’t even here? 

The stranger gave another of those easy smiles and nodded, rays spinning slowly.

“The one and only. But I’ve never seen you around here before. I would definitely have remembered working on you before.” The words came out and Solar realized a bit too late how they must have sounded. His cheeks flared with embarrassment, “N-not in a weird way! I’m- I’m the mechanic here! I fix everything- everyone!- when they break or need upgrades or repairs or…anything like that.” He shrugged, feeling more foolish than he had in quite some time.

[awesomesauce-n-sassypants]

Sometimes a family isn’t a mom, dad, and baby.

Sometimes it’s a batshit insane conwoman, her hard-to-kill hitman of a husband, and their adopted baby cucaracha bodyguard.