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sexta-feira !
#ryan reynolds#insult#samuel l jackson#salma hayek#sorry not sorry#lionsgate#not sorry#salma#ryanreynolds#sam jackson#salmahayek#hitmans wifes bodyguard#hitmans#samjackson#hitmans wife#hitmanswifesbodyguard#hitmans bodyguard#hitmanswife#im not sorry#hitmansbodyguard#hitman bodyguard
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daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#miura haru#the fandom confessions blog reblogged a confession about the girls and how it's kind of a shame they're always given more depths through#the badass/girlboss who now knows how to use weapons route#and it made think of haru because like. of all the khr girls imo she's the one that route actually makes sense#both narratively and character wise#like if her characterization stayed the same post daily life arc and she was given decent focus and room within the story#post future arc or somewhere along i could have totally seen that happen and would have bought it no questions asked#like look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't have gone 'so you're telling me you're dealing with the honest to god mafia?#okay so when do /i/ get a gun too so i can handle myself and give you guys a hand??'#i mean. she literally slapped then punched tsuna upon their first meeting because how dare he corrupt innocent children#and then challenged him through a duel wearing armor because how dare he not see the wrong of his ways#then tsuna saved her and she was /immediately/ like 'oh you're KIND and care about the people around you? okay nevermind i'll just become#the future vongola decimo's wife'#also she was literally right there when they attacked the tomaso's headquarters#and was also there to witness tsuna's 'first kill' and was like 'it's okay tsuna. i'll wait for you to come out of prison' lmao#she's so unhinged#she's so funny#she's ready to throw hands at all times no questions asked#amano free my girl she can do everything the boys are allowed to do too 😔
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Hear me out 🙏🏽
Moros in a pink apron
I was finally able to do justice for my wife (lovingly)
💪❤️
Fun fact Moros actually has a collection of Aprons to wear. if he’s really happy he’d wear the more vibrant and frilly aprons with cute animal characters on it.
#Moros the Torturer#Overall you’ve certainly done your wife justice XD#He looks so adorable#yanderecore#yandere male#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere art#yandere drawing#yandere hitman#artist on tumblr
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Entrapta: My baby lesbian, you just signed the adoption papers.
Hordak: The what?
Adora: The adoption papers?
Entrapta: You are now our daughter!
Adora and Hordak: ...
Adora and Hordak: WHAT THE FUCK?!
#she ra and the princesses of power#she ra#spop#adora#she ra incorrect quotes#spop incorrect quotes#source: hitman's wife's bodyguard#entrapdak#hordak#entrapta#hordad#momtrapta#stepmom entrapta
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A New Lambs and Slaughters series spin off quote!
“You are a mystery, aren't you? A beautiful little mystery.”
“B-beautiful? I'm- I'm just me, sir…” Sun said quietly, his faceplate on fire at the compliment.
“Guste. Exactly. You are simple, and lovely. But stronger and braver than you seem to even realize. You are like a lekanteto. Like a little daisy in the sunlight.” The Don purred, his grin wide and almost hungry as he gazed down at the trembling attendant.
#fanfic#the sun and moon show#fanfiction#fnaf daycare attendant#tsams sun#mafia au#underboss eclipse#mob boss kill code#hitman ruin#eclipse/sun/ruin#lambs&slaughters#bloodmoon x sun#kill code/sun#Sun being THE Mafia Wife#As in the wife of the whole mafia#Sun's Mafia Harem xD
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Enemy agent: You're gonna tell us everything you know.
Yelena: I'm not telling you shit!
(Yelena gets tasered by the agent)
Kate: You can electrocute her all day, it'll only make her angrier.
(the agent moves in on Kate with the taser)
Kate: I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.
Yelena: What? Really?!
#yelena belova#kate bishop#hawkeye#black widow#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#crack#funny#bishova#bishlova#yelena belova incorrect quotes#kate bishop incorrect quotes#bishova incorrect quotes#bishlova incorrect quotes#source: hitman’s wife’s bodyguard
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…and here was my prompt this time. (Real image under the cut!)
Requests are closed for now! Thanks for playing!
#rain code#rain code fusions#rain code spoilers#abcd art#zilch alexander#fake zilch#hitman zilch#amaterasu researcher#yakou’s wife#mrs. furio#two nameless posthumous bamfs#their deaths cancel each other out
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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
#hitman's wife's bodyguard#michael bryce#ryan reynolds#whump#whump gifs#knocked out#thrown against the wall#unconscious#worry#ltwbhitmansbodyguard#ltwbryanreynolds
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so I was watching some movies and the brainrot struck me
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#my love hate relationship with hands continues#screenshot redraw original under the cut#Jean f!$@ me vicquemare just wants to go home gentlemen#coatgoat draws#original: hitman's wife's bodyguard
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#seriously#are you serious#samuel l jackson#sam jackson#hitmans wifes bodyguard#samjackson#hitmans bodyguard#hitman bodyguard#ryan reynolds#insult#salma hayek#lionsgate#salma#ryanreynolds#salmahayek#hitmans#hitmans wife#hitmanswifesbodyguard#hitmanswife
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What if Blaise’s family fled Italy because they got into deep shit with the mafia?
Blaise takes one look at Harry’s family crest (a ring? A necklace? Proudly emblazoned on everything he owns because Reborn is a possessive man and anyone who knows the vongola crest knows that he married the head and to act against it would be to act against him directly?) and goes through every stage of grief before writing frantically home to his mother to figure out what the hell hes supposed to do about this. Her advice is to of course get as close to the little Vongola heir as possible because family is everything and more than a few recent enemies of the family have been turned into their most steadfast and protected allies.
#the elf talks#harry potter#katekyo hitman reborn#aka Blaise’s mom tells her son to become a mafia wife to save both of their lives
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Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction and Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures both turns 30 today. Feel old yet ?
#Pulp Fiction#Heavenly Creatures#a pretty big day for Miramax#Quentin Tarantino#1994#Peter Jackson#Melanie Lynskey#Kate Winslet#Winston Wolf#Jules Winnfield#Vincent Vega#Butch Coolidge#Marsellus Wallace#1990s#30th anniversary#Miramax#90s movies#90s cinema#The Wolf#The Preacher#The Big Man's Wife#The Hitman#The Boxer#Harvey Keitel#Samuel L. Jackson#Uma Thurman#John Travolta#Bruce Willis#RIP Marvin (and Vincent Vega too)#1990s new zealand cinema
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2024 be like:
#mean girls 2024#mean girls#remake#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#katekyo hitman#remakes#2024#mean girls 2004#I HAVE BEEN WAITING LIKE A FAITHFUL WIFE SINCE 2019#for my khr remake
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below you'll find gifs (sized 268x151) of SALMA HAYEK-PINAULT in various projects. all gifs were made by me and are for roleplaying purposes. she's mexican-lebanese, please cast accordingly and use appropriately! feel free to make into gif icons, add psd coloring, add into edits. please DON'T claim as yours and add to other gif packs. reblogs and likes are appreciated!! enjoy.🫧
Grown Ups 1&2 ┊ one / two
Black Mirror s6ep1 ┊ here
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard ( tw: g*ns&violence&flashing lighs)┊ here
#salma hayek pinault gif hunt#salma hayek gif pack#salma hayek pinault#salma hayek#black mirror#grown ups#grown ups 2#hitmans wifes bodyguard#gif pack#gif hunt#poc gif hunt#older fc
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First chapter is pretty short but just bear with me. ;) Minor's DNI because shit's gonna get spicy.
#fanfic#the sun and moon show#fanfiction#fnaf daycare attendant#tsams sun#mafia au#underboss eclipse#mob boss kill code#hitman ruin#eclipse/sun/ruin#lambs&slaughters#bloodmoon x sun#kill code/sun#Sun being THE Mafia Wife#As in the wife of the whole mafia#Sun's Mafia Harem xD
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maybe I am a little weird with my maladaptive daydreaming because WHY am I picturing myself married to bret during the 90's???
#bret hart#hitman#wwe#wwf#wcw#just girly things#its giving second wife#I read the memoir lol what is wrong with me#bret hart x black reader
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